Costa Link Magazine November 2009

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COVERING COSTA DEL SOL - INCLUDING FUENGIROLA, LA CALA, CALAHONDA, ELVIRIA, MARBELLA, PUERTO BANUS, SAN PEDRO, ESTEPONA, LA DUQUESA, SOTOGRANDE, ALHAURIN AND COÍN.

NOVEMBER 2009 NO.32

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Welcome to the November’s issue of Costa Link Magazine. I would like to start with a special thank you to all at Clinical Medicare based in La Cala, who stitched Jason’s eye up from his fall. (he was not drunk Promise!) Thanks to David and his team for the first class service and the care you gave to him. Can’t believe it’s Christmas next month can’t wait, only 54 days left so get them credit cards out and shop till you drop. For all your Christmas and New Year promotions, think Costa Link Magazine the best little mag on the Costa, call Jason on 663 061 669. The cut off for December’s issue for all advertising copy, and amendments will be the 15th November so get in early, as it will be a busy month. We are pleased to announce that from January will be having a new section for our readers and advertisers to send in their pictures from all those parties, Birthday, Christmas, and New Year’s, and we will publish the best and most incriminating ones for all to see, please email them to admin@costalinkmagazine.com, with your name and a short message, look forward to seeing them and thank you. Anyway, have a great November enjoy reading your Costa Link Mag, and we will see you next month with our Christmas issue. Keep smiling!

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Dannii’s quip that "there was no need to switch the gender reference in that song" when Danyl sang the Jennifer Hudson song I’m Telling You infuriated viewers, and she later apologised for what she says was meant as a joke. It’s been widely reported that Danyl is bisexual, and the aspiring singer himself is said to be totally fine about Dannii’s comments.

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Jamie Archer - X Factor star Jamie Afro has revealed that he almost died from a throat infection. The aspiring rocker was rushed to intensive care in 2006 when his throat became so swollen due to a throat bug he was unable to breath.

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“and what’s that green dot there?”. And God said “ahhh that’s the Emerald Isle; that’s a very special place. That’s going to be the most glorious spot on earth, Beautiful Mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. These people here are going to be great craic and they’re going to be found traveling the world.

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Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days.

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Here are some real examples of funny airline cabin crew announcements: On a Continental Flight with a very ‘senior’ flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

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about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.”

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Please Sir “Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.”

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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

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The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of

its path when it struck my front end.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.

I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the bonet of my car.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

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Kandy Rain promised that their X Factor experience was "just the beginning", but, sadly for them, their first foray into the world of live performances did not go well. The girls were scheduled to do a little live gig at McClusky's club in Kingston, Surrey, but they were booed so badly by the audience that they were forced to flee the stage. One onlooker said afterwards, "It was carnage.

They were only on stage for about five minutes. Every time they tried to talk they just got booed." Poor Kandy Rain. We admit, we didn't vote for them on The X Factor, but this sounds really harsh, doesn't it?

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Ahem. However, she did do a very good job, and everyone was going crazy.

Her Girls Aloud bandmates Kimberley, Sarah and Nicola were there to support her, as was husband Ashley Cole. Simon Cowell even admitted (albeit slightly begrudgingly) afterwards that she was “incredible�. What do You think? Are you loving Cheryl.

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Robbie Williams caused many eyebrows to raise when he performed his new single Bodies on The X Factor, and many people have since speculated that the singer was "on something”. However, Robbie has been quick to deny this, explaining, “People are alluding to the fact that I may have been high on something, but I can only say I wasn’t, because I wasn't. I would have noticed.

I know what various drugs feel like!” Robbie attributes his wide-eyed appearance on the night to “a few coffees”, but allows that the whole experience has knocked his confidence” I’ve always been able to look cocksure through the nerves,” he admitted, “I’m not sure if I’m able to mask it any more.

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Olly Murs. A lot can change in a month, but it seems X Factor on the 17th has only served to make this particular act even more popular...especially with fans of very tight trousers. Yes, you guessed it, Olly Murs has come out at the top of the popularity poll. The lovely Stacey is not far behind Olly, and she's followed by little Geordie Joe, who is the official favourite, along with Danyl Johnson according to Ladbrokes. But can they compete against Olly Murs doing thrusts in those trousers. Here’s the magic moment again, just for you...

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•Well Womens Clinic (Cervical Smears, breast examinations) •Full Health Assessments •Dyslexia Assessments •Complimentary Therapists •Counseling service •Hypertension management

A Nurse led service providing an innovative and holistic approach to healthcare that brings the values and practices of a British Health Centre to the Costa del Sol, enabling you to access a service that is familiar.

•Community Mental Health team Mens Health Clinic (Includes PSA, Testicular examination) •Care Coordination Centre •Asthma Clinic •Diabetes Management •Vaccination Clinics

Tel: 952 83 57 76 www.clinicamedicare.com Located in La Cala de Mijas just around the corner from the BP petrol station. Ample parking.

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On the Coin Road (A404), 3 km out of Alhaurín el Grande 20 minutes from La Cañada and the coast.

WE ARE NOW IN OUR 6TH YEAR! Luxury Pet Transportation throughout Europe by land Professional Grooming Salon for Dogs & Cats Pet Boutique with Pet Treats & Accessories Be a step in front of the Boutique Dog Hotel law and avoid a fine...

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Taxi’ service is offered

ocal Info Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil dica

112 091 092 062

Medical

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

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Cinemas

Transport Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

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Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

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Fire Brigade Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Markets

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Tourist Information

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

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All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Ca単ada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

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Emergency Numbers

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday - Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Friday - Alhaurin el Grande (Bar Aquamania) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona

Chemists 24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

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In celebration of our 5th Anniversary here on the Costa we would like to thank all our customers for their support by Reducing our restaurant prices to our 2004 opening prices for all our main courses of Fish, Scampi, Spit Roast & much more.

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€20 a SPECIAL LUNCHTIME MENU 12PM - 4PM STARTERS Spring Roll, Special Salad, Chicken and Sweetcorn/Tomato/Hot and Sour Soup or Spare Ribs.

The Sussex Bar

MAIN COURSE

Beef with Blackbean/Oyster/Chinese Mushroom and Bamboo/Curry or Chicken with Cashew Nuts/Sweet and Sour/Curry or Prawns with Vegetables or Sweet and Sour Fish (Hake)

RICE AND NOODLES

Special House Fried Rice, Boiled Rice or Noodles with Soya Bean Sprouts or Chips

DESSERTS

Coffee, Tea, Ice Cream, Cream Caramel or Fruit Main restaurant serving usual delicacies 6pm - 12pm

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Food served 10am -10pm.

Sunday Lunch 1pm - 9pm.

Thursday quiz night, Friday darts league, Saturdays Karaoke. La Cortijera. La Cala.

Jardin Botanico, Local 16, La Cala de Mijas.

Tel: 952 599 236. Mob: 685 578 743

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Friendly Atmosphere, Family Bar, Children Welcome

KID’S MEAL DEAL €3.89 -

Choose from Sausage, Hot dog, Chicken nuggets,

Fish fingers or Burger all served with Chips and including Soft Drink, Ice Cream or Chock Stick.

BIGGEST ROAST ON THE COAST 2 MEAL DEAL - Choose any two meals for just €10

(Monday to Saturdays) Buy two glasses of wine €4 or buy the bottle for just €5.99

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ADVERTISE YOUR BAR OR RESTAURANT HERE

Thursday Night - Quiz Nights, Friday Night - Bingo Two large, sunny terraces.

Pool Table Internet access All live sport shown.

Happy Hour 5pm-7pm Monday - Friday Las Adelfas No.11 Urb. Los Claveles

Tel: 952 493 763

Dibleys Tapas

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Totally Refurbished and Outside Courtyard

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- 5pm Jane 10am and Steve formerly from ‘to go’

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W h a t ’s O n Live Sports - Bar Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Film Night - Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Tuesdays

Quiz Night - 10.00, Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Karaoke - Fools bar. El Zoco, Calahonda.

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Fridays

Karaoke - “Paul the Bear” Bar Shenanigans, 9.30pm Riviera del Sol. Fish & Chip Night - BunkersBar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

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Bingo & Quiz - 10pm Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Indian & Chinease Night -The Far Isle, Authentic Indian or Chinese Cuisine.

Knight, 19th The Blues Brothers, 26th Gary Young.

Steak Night & live music. €21.95 Karl Knight Or Gary Young - Vista del Mar. Karaoke - 9pm, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Quiz Night - JJ’s Bar, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke - Fools Bar, El Zoco, Calahonda.

Karaoke - Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

Quiz - 80’s Quiz. Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

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Snack Attack Cafe - Bar

Due to popular demand Snack Attack is now open on Sundays 10am - 4pm for Breakfast, Lunch and our popular ROAST DINNER 2 courses for only 10 €

GREAT VALUE BREAKFAST ONLY 3.95€

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Everything available as take away for days out Why not take a baguette of your choice to the Local 26 Jardín Botánico, beach or airport?

La Cala de Mijas NOW IN OUR 6 T H YEAR Tel: 952 493 184

On the Sunny Side of the Street

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Telephone: 663 061 669

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Sit ‘n’ Go sports lounge broadcasting all the weekly action in comfortable, friendly surroundings. Open daily from 1pm until midnight. Wi-fi internet access. Frontline C.C.Calypso.

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Nemos Bar

Front line Fuengirola port.

Open all day. 6 days a week.

Pool table and Sky Sports.

Just €35 a month

Los Jarales

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All live sports and premiere league football. Six TV’s and big screen. Full menu, Sunday roast and homemade tapas. Large sun terrace. Open 10amlate, seven days a week. Upstairs Los Jarales.

Sisters Bar

Friendly family bar with good food, tapas, live entertainment, karaoke and sports. Open seven days a week. The Strip, Calahonda Tel: 952 939 579

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Play world famous Texas Holdʼem Poker. From beginners to pros, we have games to suit everyone

Villa Paradiso - Open since 1989

Small friendly bar. Daily sport. Karaoke on Tues and Thursday. All football matches shown. First floor El Zoco (corner) Tel: 952 935 340

Trafalgar Cocktail Bar

Italian Restaurant

Italian restaurant. Taste the genuine Italian food in attractive decor. Open seven days a week, 1pm till late. C.C. El Zoco, first floor, Sitio de Calahonda. Tel: 952 932 042

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Fools Bar

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Warm Friendly Atmosphere, Great Value For Money Full daytime menu Great value breakfast only 3.50 including drink Homemade 100% beefburgers Daily drinks specials Sunday Roasts All food is homemade including our chips

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Torreblanca

The Wessex Bar

Extensive evening menu All food freshly prepared to order Daily chefs specials OPEN 7 DAYS 10AM-LATE ON THE BEACH FRONT IN TORREBLANCA

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CAFE - BAR

Traditional and Vegetarian Fayre available including: Burgers, Lasagne, Currys, Chillis, Fresh salads, Homemade chips, All day breakfasts and much more. Quorn products, Childrens menu, and a selection of Desserts also available.

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Everything direct from London Pie, Mash and Liquer Jellied Eels, Dressed crab, Whelks, Peeled prawns, Mussels, Winkles and much more!

Eat In and Take Away Now supplying wholesale

Open daily Tuesday Sunday 10.00 18.00 Frontline Fuengirola Port Marina. Tel: 672 028 226

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Open 12 - Late 7 days Tel: 662 607 784 Between Hotel Byblos and Venta la Morena

Great places to eat and drink in Fuengirola

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Cockles Seafood

Selection of fine wines and local beers.

Regular live entertainment and karaoke in English and Spanish. Every Thursday Argentinian BBQ 7.30 till 10 pm with Live Music. Saturday Night Live Music.

Call for details.

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W h a t ’s O n Bingo - Captains Bar, La Cala Dart League - Sussex Bar, La Cortijera, La Cala.

Live Music - Trafalgar Bar, El Zoco.

Fish and Chip Night - The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol.

Saturdays

Sundays

Sunday Roast & Live Music - Vista Del Mar. ‘Probably’ the Best Sunday Lunch on the Costa €10.95 Plus live music with Gary Young.

Live Entertainment - Mad Terry, from 5pm Shaggys, Fuengirola Port, Courtyard.

Bingo - 10.00 Bunkers Bar, Miraflores.

Sunday Roast - 1pm - 10pm, The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Live Music - 9pm, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Sunday Roast - All Day, Bunkers Bar Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range

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Live Music - with Dave the Brave. Tony’s Bar, La Cortijera, La Cala Karaoke - Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

Live music - Trafalgar bar, El Zoco, Calahonda.

All Live Sports - 5.30 - 9.45 Bunkers Bar

Bistro, Miraflores Driving Range.

Cabaret Night - Vista Del Mar. 7th Buddy Walker, 14th Sandy Laurence, 21st Jane Charles, 28th Amanada Rosa.

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Freshly Cooked Continental Deli Style Food and Desserts

Sunday roast Menu of the day 9€ Mon - Sat Fresh smoothies and juices All day breakfast Outside catering Open 7 days a week Home made cakes to order Sandwich bar Home made desserts Take away service available Outside sunny terrace

WxÄ|@|v|Éâá Tel: 952 907 876 Calle Califa No 1, Edif. Maestranza, Nueva Andalucia, Marbella.

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Fine Indian Cuisine Restaurant and Take Away Open from 6pm - Midnight

Tel: 902 Indian(902 463 426)

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Special lunch menu only €6.95.

Open 12.00-16.00 and 18.30-24.00 everyday.

Riviera Commercial. Tel: 952 931 737

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Traditional Italian food. Fresh pasta, wood burning pizza oven, Open every day 12 - 11.

Riviera Commercial, Tel: 952 934 496

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT SUNDAY ROAST with Fresh Veg & Yorkshire Pud & Dessert for just 10€ Adults & 4.50€ Children NEW DAY & EVENING MENUS & DAILY SPECIALS SNACKS & TAKEAWAY AVAILABLE ALL DAY OPEN EVERYDAY SUNNY TERRACE, SEA VIEWS & SKY SPORTS. Live Entertainment - Sunday, Cash Bingo Tuesday, Karaoke - Thursday. All from 9pm

Tel: 615 315 605

1ST FLOOR RIVIERA COMMERCIAL (NEAR THE CHEMISTS), RIVIERA DEL SOL, MIJAS COSTA.

Great places to eat and drink in Riviera del Sol & Miraflores

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Warm Friendly Atmosphere.

Above Shenanigans, Beachside, Riviera del Sol Tel: 952 935 039. Closed Tuesdays.

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Breakfast, brunches, evening dinner and BBQ open 7 days a week from 10am. Wi-fi internet connection. Terrace available for private functions.

Miraflores Driving Range. Tel: 952 939 381

Specialists in Argentinian grilled meat.

Take away. Open daily 10.00 - 23.00.

Closed Tuesdays. Las Terrazas de Miraflores Tel: 952 930 649

JJ’s Bar

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Riviera del sol JJ’s Bar

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We can supply and fit a Power Saving System which will turn off electric when departing your appartment and turning it back on upon arrival saving lots of ENERGY!!

Systems that you can text or phone to switch on or off the water heater or aircon.

Water Heater timers installed.

Solar Heated Swimming Pools Solar Heated Water and Much More ...

Make the place greener and start saving money today.

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Manicures & Pedicures Fibre/Gel/Acrylic Reflexology - Massage Spray Tanning - Sunbed Power Plate, - THE PREMIUM VIBRATION EXERCISE MACHINE NOW AVAILABLE

Urb. Jardines Atalaya (Isdabe)Ctra. Cadiz Km 168, Estepona

952 897 907 608 364 712

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Marbella - Dequesa 7 Days a week

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One Horse Race

Jennifer, who had entered the competition organised for her village carnival in Wimblington, Cambridgeshire, added, “Although I have never heard of anything like this before I certainly didn’t take offence. I had a good laugh with the organiser about it. It certainly won’t put me off baking cakes.”

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Organisers had spotted her sponge had rack marks from where it had been in the oven and decided it wasn’t up to the standards demanded for first place.

But grandmother-of-four Jennifer said she was not browned off and chuckled, “I must admit I have never heard of coming second in a one horse race

before. When a friend of mine told me I had come second I was quite pleased, both for getting a prize and also because I just assumed they must have had more entries. The cake hadn't been judged good enough to win the contest, but it was soon polished off and there were certainly no complaints.”

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Jennifer Brown, aged 62, a grandmother was thrilled to win second prize in a baking contest until she found that her cake was the only entry. She was awarded second place for her Victoria Sponge in the competition, reports the Mirror. She was intrigued to find out which cake had beaten her to the top spot and it was then that she discovered the truth.

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Ello Darlin

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five euros?

I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty. Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zip.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

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arrest in Germany when she rugbytackled a 25-year-old jay walker. The pensioner sat on him until police arrived, because he had walked across a road before the light was green. The woman, from Freital, near Dresden, shouted at the man as he crossed the road before the little green man flashed up. The old lady said she became even angrier when he hit her with his rucksack as he pushed past her when he reached the other side of the road. She grabbed his hair and managed to wrestle him to the ground where she sat on him until police, who had been called by a passer-by, came.

He was taken to a local police station where he was fined for jay walking.

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Two English football fans in Cologne lost their car after mistakenly thinking they had parked it on a road called ‘One Way Street’. The pair wrote down ‘Einbahn Strasse’ which means oneway street in German, so they didn’t forget where they’d left the hire car.

But when they came to find it again they found that every second street in the inner city was called ‘Einbahn Strasse’. It was only when they found a policeman that they were told the sign was to inform drivers that they were on a one-way street. They finally managed to find their vehicle hours later with the help of the German police.

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Picture Puzzles

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Can you work out what common phrases or sayings these pictures represent?

Mathematical Teaser

What mathematical symbol can be placed between 5 and 9, to get a number greater than 5 and smaller than 9?

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Strange but true...

There are 206 bones in the adult human body, but 300 in children The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.

It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.

The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

The average person laughs 15 times a day

We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday.

Your nose and ears never stop growing.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

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Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.

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teleweb internet & telephone has been providing wireless internet services since 2003, and in that time, has seen consistent growth and added new exciting services to its well established high speed 5GHz wireless internet service.

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Method

This cornbread browns nicely in the hot oven. For a crustier cornbread, heat the pan while the oven preheats before pouring in the batter.

Heat oven to 425°. Grease a 9-inch square baking pan or spray with baking spray. Combine the flour, meal, baking soda, baking powder, and salt in a large mixing bowl. In another bowl, whisk the eggs with the buttermilk, butter, and honey. Pour the egg mixture into the dry mixture and stir just until combined.

Pour into the prepared pan and bake for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

Ingredients

165 grams flour 120 grams stone ground cornmeal 2 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt

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Fix It !

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.

E: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.

E: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

E: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.

E: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

E: That's what they're there for.

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Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems submitted by pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. P = The problem logged by the pilot. E = action taken by the engineers.

P: IFF inoperative.

E: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.

E: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.

E: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Something loose in cockpit.

E: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.

E: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

E: Took hammer away from midget.

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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

E: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Target radar hums.

E: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

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BLAKE - He is a good looking little chap who is about 8/10 months old.

He has a good character, gets on well with other dog. Call 620 354 885

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Golf Tips And Tricks The Set Up 95% of a Good Shot by Mark Sibley of Miraflores Golf Academy

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The position you are in before you swing is the one you intend to return to strike the ball. If it is wrong you will play a bad shot, if it remains uncorrected you will change your swing to compensate. As a coaching professional I see many swing faults that have arisen through bad set up, you know the direction you want the ball to fly in, as an example if your body alignment is incorrect releasing your swing along the line of your body will not hit the target, so if the alignment is not corrected your swing will change to force the ball towards the target. Make sure you know and understand each part of the setup, how you do it and why it is needed then follow these instructions for practice and play.

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PGA GOLF PROFESSIONAL

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If anything is incorrect you must step away and start again.

If you feel uncomfortable and unsure of your setup step away and start again Develop a system for setup which you repeat every time.

Check your setup when the system is complete making sure it is right just before you swing.

When you practice, practice your setup with every shot you play just hitting the ball only works on a very small part of your golf shot.

See your setup as a pyramid, one thing wrong and your swing will come tumbling down.

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Golfing About What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm?

Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!

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Funny five Minutes Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the the police pulled in behind him with the roof lights on.

Figuring he could just lose the cop he floored the Ferrari. 130, 140, and still the cop was right on his tail. 170, 180, still could not lose the police car. Giving up he pulled over. The officer aroached the car,” Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen” “Well, he stated, “Just last week my wife ran off with a police man.” “So What!!!” the cop screamed. “Well, I thought you were trying to bring her back.”

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would

stay like that.” Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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A fellow comes home after golf one Sunday afternoon, falls asleep on the couch, and doesn’t wake up until about 9 pm. His wife asks why he is so tired.

“Well, You remember George, my golfing buddy? He died today, on the fourth green.” “That’s terrible, it must have been awful” she says. “It sure was,”he says, “For the next 14 holes it was drive, drag George, chip, drag George, putt, drag George...”

La Cala de Mijas

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“our showroom is next door to Snr Nicks”

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Are you struggling for ideas, time or patience for your property? Take the stress out of what should be a wonderful new phase in your life. New or existing properties, we can help you. Call Dilys for a no-obligation quotation, from dressing one window to a whole furniture package. Our showroom is situated between the BP petrol sation and the Farmacia, next door to Sr. Nick’s.

Tel: 952 494 155. Dilys: 600 583 673.

Web: www.whitedesignco.com. Email: info@whitedesignco.com

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Colonic Irrigation

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Do you suffer problems such as constipaton, IBS, skin disorders, fatigue, headaches.

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GEL OR ACRYLIC NAILS Full Set - only 50 euros.

Infills - only 30 euros.

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Offers Excludes Wednesdays.

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Business Focus Traditional Thai Massage – We offer a traditional Thai massage for both men and women, for your relaxation and vitality with healing forces to ease stress and harmonies the body and mind, to book an appointment call 691 932 595 or visit www.thaimassagemarbella.com.

Professional Plumbing Solutions SL – For all your kitchen and bathroom refurbishments, property repairs and maintenance, boiler installation, service and repairs, telephone 669 918 387 or 952 460328 or visit www.professionalplumbingsolutionssl.com.

Costa Try Buys - Welcome to Costa Try Buys, a brand new concept and completely unique way to buy property on the Costa del Sol, Spain. To find out more about our unique service call 952 494 776 or visit our website www.costatrybuys.com.

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TYRES-2-U – Tyres supplied and fitted at your home or work, saving you the time, punctures, motor bikes, call outs, true balancing, ring Steve on 676 186 499.

for cars, boats, motorbikes, Interior and exterior polishing and cleaning, not forgetting your home we deep clean your carpets, rugs and mattresses, we also offer quality furnishings all domestic, commercial and marine furniture re-covered or even made new, call David Lovick on 671 608 353

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A.C. Control – Air conditioning & Heating specialist, call out 24/7, service engineer within 12 hours, dedicated engineer technical backup, our aim is to provide customer satisfaction at all time, call 952 196 078 or visit www.accontrolspain.com.

Specialists in timber decking, pergola’s and gazebo’s.

Marion Hughes English Midwife Ante Natal/PostNatal care and support.

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Clinic: 952 780 540 Mob: 607 911 262 www.costadelsolmidwife.com marion@costadelsolmidwife.com www.marbellanannies.com

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For more information or a free quotation please contact:

Tel: 952 887 700 Mob: 679 975 683 CLM©2008

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Email: info@ecodeckspain.com

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Warmers Two rich indulgent winter warmers, one for you and one for the kids.

Coconut Almond Cocoa

- for the adults

Hot Vanilla -

1/2 cup of whipping cream

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1 tablespoon of chocolate syrup

2 tbsp. Cocoa Powder

Dash of cinnamon

2 tbsp. Sugar

1 cup of milk (per hot vanilla)

2 cup. Milk

2 teaspoons of sugar (per hot vanilla)

1 oz. Parrot Bay or Malibu coconut rum 1 oz. Amaretto De Saronno liqueur

1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract Method

Whipped cream (optional) Shredded coconut as garnish (optional) Method

In a bowl, whip 1/2 cup of cream until it's frothy. Add 1 tablespoon of chocolate syrup and a dash of cinnamon, then continue to whip the mixture until well blended and peaks form. Microwave 1 cup of milk and 2 teaspoons of sugar in a mug for 90 seconds. Stir in 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract.

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Gemini

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The beginning of the month will be important because you may start a new project or job with a partner.

By the middle of the month you will have achieved an important goal. As the end of the month approaches, slow down.

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Scorpio

You will have more time for yourself and your creative hobbies. You will also be successful in your endeavours during the month to start another project, you will be helping a friend in need. You will be fine financially.

Family is important at the beginning of the month. You will also meet new people who are interested in your ideas and new projects.

You will be spending a lot of time indoors working, so you should exercise more.

You will go through some difficulttimes at the beginning of the month. You will have to stand up to insults, but this will boost your self esteem. You will be spending more time with groups of people and you feel better.

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You will have an exceptionally good time during the month.

Whatever happens, you'll be happy. That will prompt you to solve some of your problems.

Sagittarius Make sure that you surpass at work,important people will be watching you.

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