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Ed’s Note..
So here we are in the last month of the year and what a year it has been… I never thought in a million years that we would be in lockdown for over three months or that we would have to wear masks for soooooooo long but the “new normal” is here for the moment (ROLL ON THE VACCCINE)!! Also farewell to the UK within Europe - BREXIT happens on the 1st of January 2021. If after all this (really not surprisingly) you are feeling a little deflated and uninspired the New Year is the perfect opportunity for fresh thinking and new beginnings WHOOP WHOOP its 2021 people! Let make this a great year… We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our loyal advertisers and readers for your continued support and wish each and every one of you a very, very Merry Christmas and a Happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. Enjoy! Love from the Costa Link Team xxx
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Christmas cheer in a plenty check out “A Women’s World this month!”
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Solutions on page 80 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!
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The Gadget & Gizmo’s pages have some fab new tech including: A very clever bird feeder and a treat for vinyl geeks plus lots more...
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Hazardous Materials are present this month in “A Man’s World ” this month...
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2021 promises to be an exciting year for the changing World of Motoring we take a look in ‘All Revved Up’ on page 60...
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Due to Covid-19 there is not a lot on so we have no “What’s on Guide” this month.
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The Grinch is trying to steal Christmas in “The Kids Page” this month.
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The Business Directory... Can’t find that all important contact see page 76 to 79...
Solutions on page 80 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.
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A Woman’s World
THREE WISE WOMEN...
Do you know what would have happened if there had been Three Wise WOMEN instead of Three Wise MEN? The WOMEN would have: Asked directions Arrived on time Helped deliver the baby Cleaned the stable| Made a casserole and brought gifts which were useful…
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THREE LADIES...Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at a well-known golf
course, when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband. 'The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.' After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member of this golf club’
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p i s s z i o b G how S TV & ROYAL NEWS...
THE CROWN SEASONS FIVE & SIX... If you like me have binged watched Season 4 of The Crown in just one weekend then you’ll be very interested to find out when season 5 will be hitting Netflicks. Well the answer to that is 2022… The fifth series will be starting from 1992, and the 90s was a very eventful decade for the royals. With the many failed marriages of the Queen's children, Diana's shocking Panorama interview, The fire at Windsor Castle, the Dunblane massacre and then Diana's funeral. Who's in the New Cast? Imelda Staunton as Queen Elizabeth, Lesley Manville as Princess Margaret - Jonathan Pryce as Prince Philip, Elizabeth Debicki as Princess Diana and Dominic West as Prince Charles. The last two seasons will cover up until 2012 this will bring the end point to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, which occurred in 2011, but would cut Prince Harry's courtship and marriage to Meghan Markle.
MEGHAN MARKLE’S POSTPONED COURT CASE... The 10-month delay has sent pregnancy rumours soaring. She was supposed to finally face off against her father Thomas Markle in court in January – in what promised to be a highly explosive start to the new year. But last week, Meghan Markle won her legal bid to delay proceedings for her High Court privacy claim against Associated Newspapers until October 2021, after lodging the request in a private hearing on a "confidentiality ground". No further details were given, but that didn’t stop speculation soaring that Meghan wants to wait 10 months because she and Prince Harry are expecting their second baby. Meghan is currently suing the Mail on Sunday’s parent company Associated Newspapers, after it published excerpts of a letter she wrote to her father in 2018.
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KATE FERDINAND’S BABY SHOWER DISASTER... Pregnant
Kate Ferdinand was left in tears, as she was forced to cancel her dream baby shower. But friends say it’s about more than missing out on a party the reality star’s feeling increasingly anxious as COVID restrictions tighten, and even fears husband Rio won’t be allowed in the delivery room. It must be a worry for all you expectant Mum’s out there...
SAM THOMPSON'S PALS 'WORRIED'.... About rumours he's back
with Zara McDermott. Zara has been spotted leaving ex boyfriend Sam’s house in new pictures that seem to confirm the couple's reunion. Apparently his friends are "concerned." Being convinced they are back on. They’ve never stopped talking and still follow each other on Instagram. In new snaps the former Love Islander was seen leaving Made in Chelsea co-star Sam's house at 9am last month!
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One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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WHAT I AM...?
Can you work out “WHAT I AM” from questions 1 to 10 1) I was commission by Napoleon in 1806 2) I was originally going to be a giant three tiered elephant 3) Many artists contributed to my creation 4) A wooden replica of me was made for Napoleon 5) He died before I was completed 6) Two assignation attempts have happened at my feet 7) Once a plane was flown through me 8) My pillars showcase 4 different sculptors 9) I am the finish point for the Tour de France 10) I am located at the western end of the Champs-Elysées
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The Grim Reaper Away..
Q: I'VE HEARD THAT CARDIOVASCULAR
EXERCISE CAN PROLONG LIFE. IS THIS TRUE? a: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: SHOULD I CUT DOWN ON MEAT AND EAT MORE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES? a: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay, grass and corn. And
what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.
Q: IS BEER OR WINE BAD FOR ME? a: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits
and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.
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EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO A HOT MEAL!
The local Malaga branch ‘’Outlaws Mc’, is organising food and winter clothing collection points for the very worthy charity “Los Angeles Malagueños de la Noche”.
Established in 2007, “Los Angeles Malagueños de la Noche” started with leather the Beneath just a few volunteers making sandwiches in their homes at night before Davidjackets and Harley distributing them from a table in the streets no matter the weather. are re son Motorcycles, the about In 2016, a new more permanent dining room was opened which providresidents worried le in ed over 1000 hot meals a day for the poor and needy in Malaga city. less fortunate peop this g rin du ity un mm co our are ers No matter who you are, oth time whilst usual. suffering more than
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club Outlaws Motorcycles ion if you are hungry, you sit down & receive a hot meal. iat oc ass e wid rld wo is a d The non-profit organization receives no assistance or funding from the an 35 19 founded in most Government or the Council, and relies solely on the generosity of in established countries, donations from the public and private business sector, but with the European ferent current economic problems brought about with the Covid 19 virus, including 12 dif . their work is proving much harder with the number of donations ain Sp in ies cit decreasing daily. The local MC club members, as well as other MC chapters and biker support clubs and friends, are appealing at this increasingly difficult time for ANY assistance - most importantly, whatever food items you can spare. There are no small donations, anything and everything will be gratefully accepted.
The most essential & preferential products the charity needs are: Milk (fresh or powdered), Orange juice, instant coffee, Olive oil, Cocoa, Tomato Frito, Tinned Tuna, Dry fruit, Tinned foods, Sausage, chorizo etc… And, of course any dry foodstuffs such as pastas, rice, lentils, chickpeas, beans, couscous Etc… PLACES WHERE YOU CAN DROP OFF ARE ON THE OPPOSITE PAGE...
A little goes a long way…The volunteers who prepare these meals work miracles, and everything donated goes to those that need it most… Please give whatever you can. If you require any further information, please call Max on 711 005 989, or Al on 672 137 547 or for direct donations and more info about this amazing charity, you can log on to www.angelesdelanoche.org There is also a collection service within the Malaga area for donations.
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Q: HOW CAN I CALCULATE MY
The Grim Reaper Away..
BODY/FAT RATIO? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: WHAT ARE SOME OF THE ADVANTAGES OF PARTICIPATING IN A REGULAR EXERCISE PROGRAM?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain-No Pain. Q: WILL SIT-UPS HELP PREVENT ME FROM GETTING A LITTLE SOFT AROUND THE MIDDLE?
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mmmmm, Ponderisms...
• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
• Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
• Have you noticed since everyone has a video recorder on their phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. • How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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1) Which serving UK Prime Minister survived an assassination attempt in the 1980’s? 2) Who won the presidential election in the U.S.A last month? 3) Vodka, Galliano and orange juice are used to make which classic cocktail? 4) Which American state is nearest to the former Soviet Union? 5) At which battle of 1314 did Robert The Bruce defeat the English forces? 6) On TV, who did the character Lurch work for? 7) Which children's classic book was written by Anna Sewell? 8) How many tentacles does a squid have? 9) In which city was Beatle, John Lennon murdered in the 1980’s? 10) Which reggae-singing star died 11th May 1981?
11) Of what is Bamboo the tallest variety in the world? 12) Which Mexican drink is made from the Agave plant? 13) Laurel leaves are poisonous True or False? 14) The ‘Petiole’ is on which part of a plant? 15) What colour is cookoo spit? 16) Which mode of transport did Christopher Cockerell invent in the 1950’s? 17) ‘C-Curity’ was the name of the first type of what? 18) Who was the first man to set foot on the moon? 19) Characters Charlie Allnut and Rosie Sayer appeared in which classic 1951 movie? 20) Golda Meir was the first female Prime Minister of which country? 21) Which came first, the stage show or the film version of
Phantom of the Opera? 22) Which word goes before ‘In the USA’ and ‘To run’ in two Bruce Springsteen hits? 23) Which famous cricket commentator died of a heart attack in January 1984? 24) Which ‘Lou’ sang the hit ‘Perfect Day’? 25) In which decade was Liz Hurley born... 1950’s, 1960’s or 1970’s? 26) For which sport did Duncan Goodhew represent the UK? 27) Francois Mitterand was born during which 20th century conflict? 28) Who wrote ‘Under Milk Wood’? 29) What was the surname of Steve Coogan’s creations Paul and Paula? 30) Who wrote the play ‘Blythe Spirit’?
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• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? • If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Japanese hotel service...
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan... Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.' Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 15.00 Yen, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,'Manicures, 20.00 Yen'. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 1 Yen.' The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
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The priest entered his donkey in a race and it won. The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for 100€. The next day the paper read:
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This was all too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE! The bishop was buried the next day.
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GADGETS &Gizmo’s If want to know which birds are visiting your garden then Bird Buddy’s connected feeder could be the twitcher tech for you. Every time a beak approaches, the Bird Buddy's motion-activated camera captures 5MP photos and 720p video, with a 120-degree lens ensuring it can get every feather in. The Bird Buddy app then uses AI to identify each one and create a rogues’ gallery of winged visitors.
Dyson’s Lightcycle Morph lamp is able to track natural daylight and dynamically adjust its brightness and colour temperature accordingly. A multi-purpose lamp, it can rotate 360 degrees to bounce around the room, while an ambient mode emits a subtle orange glow with reduced blue light. It can focus its output on desk-based hobbies or make-up application, or create dramatic effects to highlight artworks. The Transparent's Light Speaker is a Bluetooth-connected take on a traditional outdoor lantern, only rather than housing an actual candle, a sound-activated "vibrating bass-and-light element" recreates the glow. The Swedes behind the idea say they analysed real flames and that the light can be altered from a burning coals effect, to flickering candlelight, or a reading.
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All the latest in the world of tech and gaming... DJI’s sequel to the brilliant Mavic Mini can shoot from the skies in 4K. The 249g Mavic Mini can shoot 1080p/60fps for smoother footage, as well as 1080p stills. With 31 mins of flight time, faster acceleration, various shooting modes in the app, and improved wireless range, but there’s still no automatic obstacle avoidance... New pilots be warned.
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Water is something you don’t normally want to put inside your camera but Lomo's liquid-filled pano-cam allows you to pour liquid into the fixed-focus lens to give its extra-wide shots a dreamy, psychedelic feel. It makes sense to start with water but Lomo actually encourages experimentation using the supplied syringe, so why not fill it with jam, Tabasco, or honey?
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MEDICAL MAYHEM
JUST FRED... A police officer stops a car for traveling faster than
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WHAT IS Health & REFLEXOLOGY? Well Being
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by Dolly’s Treat
It’s so much more than just a foot massage! In reflexology, pressure is applied to specific reflex points on the foot. These points correspond to organs and areas of the body. The treatment is said to induce a healing response, even alleviating some ailments. Reflexology is one of the most popular types of massage. Beyond the feel-good effects of the treatment, the practice and purpose go deeper than the skin and muscles. Kneading the soft fleshy ball of the foot, pulling on the toes, tracing around the heel and pushing deep into the arch are just a few of the movements you’ll experience during a treatment.
But what is all of that for? Well, there is a method to the treatment, and it all revolves around the charted areas of your foot.
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS?
UNDERSTANDING A FOOT REFLEXOLOGY CHART The image on the left is an example of a reflexology foot chart or map. It shows which part of the foot connects to each organ or area of the body. As you can see, there’s a spot on the map for every organ or system in the body. I can treat specific parts of your body by targeting that area of the foot.
Reflexology can address anything from headaches to sinus problems to stomach issues. If sensitivity or tenderness is experienced when an area is stimulated, it usually indicates bodily weaknesses or imbalances within the corresponding organ. With repeated pressure and manipulation of nerve endings, reflexology can help to clear any channels of blocked energy. It is said to do so through moving the flow of blood, nutrients and nerve impulses. This ultimately improves overall health and balance.
OTHER POTENTIAL BENEFITS •Cleanse the body of toxins •Boost the immune system •Increase circulation •Promote healing •Balance energy
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Have a conversation with me beforehand to discuss issues like tension headaches or trouble sleeping. During the session, you’re clothed and seated or lying down. I will rub, press on and squeeze points on your feet. I may concentrate on specific areas to alleviate ailments. For example, if you have sinus trouble, I’ll focus on your toes. But I might also work on the whole foot in order to strengthen every system in the body. 48
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Medical Tips
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HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE...
High blood pressure, or hypertension, rarely has noticeable symptoms. But if untreated, it increases your risk of serious problems such as heart attacks and strokes. More than one in four adults have high blood pressure, although many won't realise it. The only way to find out if your blood pressure is high is to have your blood pressure checked.
WHAT IS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE?
Blood pressure is recorded with two numbers. The systolic pressure (higher number) is the force at which your heart pumps blood around your body. The diastolic pressure (lower number) is the resistance to the blood flow in the blood vessels. They're both measured in millimetres of mercury (mmHg). As a general guide: • High blood pressure is considered to be 140/90mmHg or higher. • Ideal blood pressure is considered to be between 90/60mmHg and 120/80mmHg. • Low blood pressure is considered to be 90/60mmHg or lower. A blood pressure reading between 120 / 80mmHg and 140 / 90mmHg could mean you're at risk of developing high blood pressure if you don't take steps to keep your blood pressure under control.
RISKS OF HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
If your blood pressure is too high, it puts extra strain on your blood vessels, heart and other organs, such as the brain, kidneys and eyes. Persistent high blood pressure can increase your risk of a number of serious and potentially life-threatening conditions, such as: • Heart disease • Heart attacks • Strokes • Heart failure • Peripheral arterial disease • Aortic aneurysms • Kidney disease • Vascular dementia If you have high blood pressure, reducing it even a small amount can help lower your risk of these conditions.
CHECK YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
The only way of knowing whether you have high blood pressure is to have a blood pressure test. All adults over 40 are advised to have their blood pressure checked at least every five years. Getting this done is easy and could save your life. You can get your blood pressure tested at a number of places, including: • At your Doctors surgery • At some pharmacies
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CAUSES OF HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
It's not always clear what causes high blood pressure, but certain things can increase your risk. You're at an increased risk of high blood pressure if you: • Are over the age of 65 • Are overweight or obese • Have a relative with high blood pressure • Eat too much salt and don't eat enough fruit and veg • Don’t do enough exercise • Drink too much alcohol or coffee • Smoke • Don’t get much sleep or have disturbed sleep Making healthy lifestyle changes can help reduce your chances of getting high blood pressure and help lower your blood pressure if it's already high.
REDUCE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
The following lifestyle changes can help prevent and lower high blood pressure: • Reduce the amount of salt you eat and • Have a generally healthy diet • Cut back on alcohol if you drink too much • Lose weight if you're overweight • Exercise regularly • Cut down on caffeine • Stop smoking • Try to get at least six hours of sleep a night Some people with high blood pressure may also need to take one or more medicines to stop their blood pressure getting too high.
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THE OPHTHALMOLOGY UNIT AT VITHAS XANIT The Ophthalmology Unit at Vithas Xanit International Hospital is equipped with the most advanced lasertechnology available within the province of Malaga
Vithas Xanit International Hospital has an ophthalmology department equipped with the most advanced laser technology currently available. The unit offers the Femtosecond laser, and the recently incorporated Teneo/2 laser for the treatment of glaucoma. The hospital is able to provide patients with almost all of the diagnostic and therapeutic procedures available in the ophthalmological field today, from the clinical consultation to the treatment of all visual problems. Furthermore, Vithas Xanit International Hospital is equipped with a highly experienced and extensive medical team, comprising of ten ophthalmologists, three optometrists, and two auxiliaries and instrumental assistants for surgery, who are specialised in ophthalmology, anaesthesia etc. The unit is led by Dr. Angel Cilveti, who has 25 years of continual surgical experience in refractive surgery, retinal and cataract surgery, and is an expert in the field of medical and surgical retina.
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In specialities such as ophthalmology, despite the eye being such a small organ, the subspecialisation is very high. At Vithas Xanit we have defined units such as the medical and surgical retina unit, the refractive surgery unit, oculoplasty, glaucoma, cataract, etc. â&#x20AC;?, addâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the specialist.
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The hospital is equipped with Femtosecond and Teneo / 2 lasers, which allow us to successfully treat common ocular pathologies such as myopia, presbyopia, astigmatism or hypermetropia. Regarding the Femtosecond laser, Dr. Cilveti explains that it is used for all of these types of pathologies, and also in the case of cataracts.
â&#x20AC;?By dispensing with the cutting instruments used in other techniques, performance and precision is improved, which subsequently results in a faster recovery, a higher visual quality, with fewer corneal aberrations and less astigmatism induced both in refractive surgery, as well as in presbyopia and cataract surgery â&#x20AC;?.
The Teneo / 2 laser also enables specialists to treat these ocular problems, and together with the Femtosecond laser, these constitute the most advanced laser treatments currently in existence today. These procedures are particularly impressive, as the surgery is performed in several seconds.
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CHICKEN JALFREZI - INDIAN FAKEAWAY Make your own easy chicken jalfrezi. This curry is also healthy with two of your 5-a-day and a dose of vitamin C. Perfect for leftovers why not try it with turkey!
Ingredients:
For the sauce • ½ large onion, roughly chopped
•2 garlic cloves, chopped •1 green chilli, finely chopped •Vegetable oil, for frying •400g can plum tomatoes •1 tbsp ground coriander •1 tbsp ground cumin •1 tsp turmeric
Method:
STEP 1: Take 2-3 diced chicken breasts and coat in 1 tsp cumin, 1 tsp coriander and 1 tsp turmeric then leave it to marinate in the fridge while you make the sauce.
For the meat & veg •2-3 chicken breasts, diced •1 tsp ground cumin •1 tsp ground coriander •1 tsp turmeric •½ large onion, sliced •1 red pepper, chopped •2 red chillies, finely chopped •2 tsp garam masala •Handful of fresh, chopped coriander leaves
•Cooked basmati rice •Naan bread to serve STEP 5: Heat another large pan and gently fry 1 tbsp coriander, 1 tbsp cumin and 1 tsp turmeric in a splash of oil for about a minute. Add the tomatoes to this pan and simmer for around 10 minutes.
STEP 8: Add the sauce you prepared earlier to the cooked chicken and simmer for around 10-20 minutes, adding a splash of water if it gets too thick.
STEP 9: Just before you dish it up, stir in 2 STEP 6: Next, whizz your onion mixture in tsp garam masala and handful of the food processor and add it to the chopped coriander leaves. Serve with spiced tomato sauce. Season generously, basmati rice or naan bread. stir, then simmer for 20 minutes. You can make large batches of this sauce and STEP 3: Add 300ml water to the onion freeze it for later use mixture and simmer for around 20 min- STEP 7: Fry the marinated chicken in vegutes. etable oil and stir continuously. After a few STEP 4: Meanwhile, put a 400g can plum minutes, turn down the heat and add the tomatoes in a food processor and give it a remaining ½ sliced onion, 1 chopped red good whizz (aim for a smooth consisten- pepper and 2 finely chopped red chillies. Stir until the onions and pepper soften. cy). STEP 2: To make the sauce, fry ½ roughly chopped large onion, 2 chopped garlic cloves and 1 finely chopped green chilli in a large pan with a little vegetable oil, for around 5 mins, until browned.
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5 OF The sTRangesT new yeaR TRaDiTiOns aROUnD The wORlD
1) scarecrow Burning, ecuador:
To banish any ill fortune or bad things that happened in the past year, Ecuadorians set fire to scarecrows filled with paper at midnight on New Year’s Eve. They also burn photographs of things that represent the past year, which leads us to believe that New Year is just a thinly veiled excuse for Ecuadorian pyromaniacs to set things on fire.
Eve. Unused plates are saved up all year, until the 31st of December when they are hurled at the front doors of your friends and family in a strangely vandalistic display of affection.
4) TaKanaKUy FesTiVal, peRu:
This annual Peruvian festival held at the end of December is all about people beating the living daylights out of each other. Competitors face off in a ring for a round of bare-knuckle brawling, which is overseen by local policemen. Takanakuy literally means ‘when the blood is boiling’, but apparently all of the fights are friendly, and represent a fresh start for the year.
2) ROUnD Things, phillippines: In the Philippines New Year is about one thing, and one thing only; cold hard cash. Hoping to bring prosperity and wealth for the year ahead, Filipino people try to use as many round things as possible to represent coins 5) Rings, japan: In Japan bells are rung 108 times and wealth. Round clothes, round food, you name in a Buddhist tradition that is believed to banish all it; if it’s round, they want in. human sins. It’s also good luck to be smiling or 3) BROKen plaTes, DenmaRK: If you’re ever in laughing going into the New Year, but who knows Denmark and wake up to find a pile of smashed how you can be in a good mood after having to sit crockery outside your door, it’s probably New Year’s through that prolonged ringing.
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2021 promises to be an exciting year for the changing World of Motoring, We take a look at some of the new metal you will see on the roads in 2021. The iX is the flagship of BMW’s rapidly expanding electric range. The SUV is roughly the same size as the current X5 and has a range of 600 km, a 0-100kph time of under five seconds, 5G connectivity, and will also be available as well as radar sensor technology for automated driving. The Ford Puma had the ST treatment, and it promises to become one of the most exciting small performance cars on the market. The 1.5-litre turbo petrol goes from 0 to 100kph in 6.7 seconds, yet the car retains the benefits that a practical crossover body provides.
The Q4 eTron is Audi’s is electric alternative to the popular Q, It’s their first car on the VW Group’s MEB platform and will be the most upmarket model sitting on the MEB platform. The Mercedes EQS is the technological flagship for the company’s EV line-up. Covering 700 kms on single charge, and a 20-minute fast charge should add around 550 kms of range. Cupra’s answer to the electric hot hatchback is the first production car from SEAT’s sporty sub-brand to use the VW Group’s MEB platform. It promises 500 miles of range, while a 100kW charger means you can add 260 miles in half an hour.
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ANTIQUES OF THE FUTURE With household income falling, people are considering other means of making extra cash - including snapping up collectibles. While it can be difficult to know what items today could become collectible – and highly valuable in future, vintage fashion, jewellery, art, classic cars, vinyl records, coins, comics and childhood toys are some safe bets.
1. First-edition modern books One are in which collectibles could grow in value in future is first-edition modern books, with The Da Vinci Code, Twilight and Game of Thrones being the top three titles to hunt down online if you are a budding book collector. The Da Vinci Code is a worldwide bestseller and could become a collector's item in future...
3. Fashion collaborations
2. Toys and figurines Books are followed by licensed toys and figures, such as Power Rangers Dino Charge, Harry Potter Lego, Star Wars Lego and Bratz. Toys always do extremely well in the collectibles market as many people want to recapture their youth by re-buying toys they had as children.
When scouring the shelves for fashion finds that will provide funds in the future, track down high-street collaborations: such as Kate Moss for Topshop & Balmain for H&M they have all the right ingredients to make them highly prized possessions in the future, thanks to a good designer name, with a unique style that shows the era in which they were desinged. The Balmain x H&M collaboration launched in 2015 and was hugely popular with shoppers. Designed by Balmain's creative director Olivier Rousteing and modeled by Jourdan Dunnand Kendall Jenner.
4. First Generation Apple iPod Shuffle Technology doesn’t always increase in value over time, but there are a few gadgets worth keeping an eye out for, including the First Generation Apple iPod shuffle.While you can no longer buy this iPod directly from Apple or other high street retailers, they can be picked up on eBay for around £25.
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CHEAP ITEMS TO BUY TODAY THAT COULD MAKE YOU A FORTUNE
5. Amazon Echo
6. Dyson Supersonic hairdryer
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The Dyson Supersonic hairdryer was a first of its kind when it launched last year, with controlled air flow, heat which does not exceed 150 degrees (current models can reach a damaging 230 degrees) and clever magnetic nozzle attachments. More than 100 engineers tested the hairdryer on 1,010 miles of human hair and created 600 prototypes. When looking for collectibles, think about searching for items that epitomise the era you live in and that have a strong design concept, as they’re more likely to make their way onto collectors’ radars in the future.This distinctly weird-looking Dyson hairdryer earns its price tag by being six times smaller and three timeslighter than traditional models.
The more recently launched voice-activated home audio speaker system Amazon Echo Voice (first release) is also likely to be a money-maker. While at its heart the Echo is a wireless speaker, it can also set alarms, play music, check the weather, read the news, check the football scores or answer factual questions. Buying one today would cost you just shy of £150.
7. Emma Bridgewater home accessories Certain ceramic goods and furniture will remain highly desirable with collectors in future years, and modern designers to look for include Emma Bridgewater, who creates distinctively patterned homeware. One particular item to look out for in her collection is the portable radio, currently on sale for £130.
8. Cath Kidston furniture Cath Kidston is another modern designer that could be popular with collectors in future, thanks to her distinctive patterns and prints. Her shabby chic chairs as potentially the most profitable of all her products.
9. First edition board games If you come across an original version of a board game, such as Perfection, Crossfire, Jamanji or Omega Virus, it could be highly valuable in future – but make sure it’s in pristine condition before purchasing as this will enhance its value. It is recommend that collectors do their best to take care of their possessions, as their future value is always dependent on their condition. Keep them in waterproof and mould resistant storage containers where possible... and in a room with a controlled temperature. If they are stashed away in a loft or garage, then they could become damaged due to the varying hot and cold temperatures.
10. Nintendo DS Another potential money spinner is the original Nintendo DS, which launched in 2004. All Nintendo DS models combined have sold more than 154 million units, making it the best selling handheld game console to date. While you can pick up an original Nintendo today for around £20 online, it could be worth significantly more in future.
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Medical
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Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267
Health Centres
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Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046 British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A
952 352 300 952 475 108 952 226 373 952 604 383 952 212 442 952 226 590 952 474 891
Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro
952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457
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Airports Malaga 952 048 844
Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar902 221 622
Train Timetables 902 240 202
Town Halls
Fire Brigade
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Cinemas
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Gibraltar +350 200 12345
Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700
Consulates
Transport
Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus
Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100
Markets
Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda. Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground. Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa). Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda), Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring) and La Cala - Feria ground Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina)
Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La CaĂąada: 902 333 231
Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella: 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha: 951 315 039
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Taxis
Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593
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S TA R S I GN S
A look at what's in store for you during Dec/Jan 20-21...
Capricorn
December 22nd January 19th
Aquarius
January 20th February 18th
Pisces
February 19th March 20th
Aries
March 21st April 19th
Taurus
April 20th May 20th
Gemini May 21st June 20th
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Capricorn, love will take on a different dimension moving from this month into the New Year if you want a new love then it seems like a soulmate is on his/her way! With you career or work being a more pleasant place the way for long-term success does not have to be destructive, but you may have to separate from factions or situations that waste your resources. There may be a few holdouts in your way until after December 13th, and exposing others who have a hidden agenda helps clear the air. Impulsive spending has negative repercussions from December 6th to 16th then finances improve. Strengthening your body while increasing stamina and endurance are good fitness goals moving forward. You may also feel like working toward overall conditioning, using holistic thinking and complementary approaches to enhance your health. Aquarius, the energies of Mars and Uranus in your sign at the moment spur you to take a few risks, and if you’ve been hesitant about letting someone know what you want or how you feel, then you’re not likely to wait much longer. Friends motivate you to act during the Moon on December 7th but you might feel more confident making your propositions after the 11th. Let love flow, listen to your heart, and know that you deserve the joy of loving. Career advancement and recognition for your achievements uplifts your spirits, but you may also be thinking about what you want to do into the New Year. It’s time to set goals that will carry you toward the realisation of your most cherished hopes for 2021. Although you may have every intention of staying active, time constraints may require you to be inventive about your workout routines! Pacing yourself is crucial, since it’s easy to push beyond your limits. Pisces, you may be doing some emotional reviewing this month letting go of situations and people you’ve outgrown. If you are feeling the love over the festive period then the Moon on December 22nd can lead to a deeper commitment. Changes at this time could lead into your life-path being directed into change. The decisions and actions you’re undertaking now may stem from long-held dreams and desires. Open to the possibility of a limitless vista! Creative or artistic expressions can open doors for you after December 6th, although some may not understand your meaning and may need a little guidance to get into the flow. Legal proceedings and educational matters show excellent promise. You’re likely to need extra time for rejuvenation and rest why not take time over the holidays to have a little ‘you time’ it will make you feel more vital and alive. Aries, love blossoms in unusual places this month, particularly near the Moon on December 7th when you may see something in someone you’ve previously overlooked. This is also an exceptional time to give love a second chance, especially if you were simply a victim of bad timing or difficult circumstances before. Support and encouragement from friends and professional allies adds a special dimension to your sense of satisfaction. This is a period of innovation, leadership, and charisma for you make the most of it! From December 12th to 21st you make huge strides. Your confidence is high, and this is a wonderful time to open doors for others. Reciprocity creates its own magic. Looking to the New Year why not make 2021 your year of health? Sports and fitness classes are excellent options to help you stay in shape while enjoying yourself. Planning an exciting holiday would really be a great tonic now,
Taurus, if you’re unhappy with a relationship or partnership you may feel like pushing away from involvement instead of dealing with issues head-on. Try something different from December 10th to 18th. A little fantasy can spur on an amazing romance. On the work front if you do a little probing of your own after December 12th, and consider renegotiating contracts that seem to be inadequate for your current needs or situation. If you put in a little extra effort to communicate with your clients, customers, or co-workers from December 12th to 31st then the rewards will pay off handsomely into the New Year. Your drive to accomplish your aims reaches a peak toward the end of the year, although you may feel easily frustrated take time to determine how you might actually be working against yourself check the path you want to take and make plans to get there in 2021.
Gemini, relationships need careful consideration from December 1st to 10th, when it’s time to let go of the past and move toward a brighter future. If you are looking for love, you may find a special someone after December 10th. Romance awaits during the Moon just in time for Christmas. Taking a risk and forging into new territory work wise may be a test at the moment, but you can rise to the occasion if you’re prepared. It’s unwise to jump into a highly competitive field without full preparation consult trusted colleagues if you need support. Finances improve through cooperative ventures. Your energy is fabulous going into 2021, and you may feel like you’re ready to conquer the world! Maybe seeing more of it will do the trick. Start planning travel and educational pursuits broaden your horizons and your opportunities.
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Cancer June 21st July 22nd
Leo
July 23rd August 22nd
Virgo
August 23rd September 22nd
Libra
September 23rd October 22nd
Scorpio
October 23rd November 21st
Sagittarius
November 22nd December 21st
Cancer, from December 1st to 15th, you will see a few issues arise in your home life and if you’re unhappy you may withdraw your affections. To get out of this pattern, consider working with a third party this is especially effective after the Moon on December 2nd. Directing your feelings in a positive nature will help you to be understanding and more productive in all your relationships after December 16th. Joint finances are a source of tension, and they may even be at the core of disruptive actions. Achieving harmony in the workplace is a bit easier if you have something to share that’s fun for everyone from December 1st to 11th. Surface solutions to physical distress will only frustrate you this month. You know that your heart and soul are as much a part of feeling well as your body. Find holistic alternatives get healthy from the inside out this will help you get the best out of the New Year.
Leo, explosive situations in partnerships can lead to improvements during the Moon on December 7th, but if your ego is wounded you could lash out and create lasting damage. Romance fares best after December 12th – if you are single then it’s a great time to meet someone new. Artistic and pleasurable pursuits have your heart this is a period of balancing freedom with responsibility. Cooperation with others may not be easy from now and into the New Year, especially if everyone wants to run the show. Defining roles and staying within boundaries is challenging, but may be the only way to satisfy individual needs. Finances are on the up from the 17th of the month and into 2021, when the tide will turn for the better. Are you feeling a bit competitive? Sports or fitness activities that challenge you to meet new goals could be a fun way to start 2021. Virgo, the Moon on December 22nd to the 31st, sees a softer side to you come to light you’re focused on creating precious memories for your heart to hold throughout the festive period. Even though you may be working more intensely than ever, you’re still driven to spend time fulfilling family responsibilities and to enjoy your personal life. Shifting your priorities is easier if you’ve created the right support system. After the Moon on December 7th you’ll have a clear idea what’s expected of you. Business meetings that happen after December 18th are the most productive. Despite a few surprises, you’re the one in charge of setting the pace going into the New Year and what a 2021 you are going to have. Staying active is absolutely necessary at this time, although you may be tempted to push beyond your limits of fitness. Libra, romance is in the air, and you’re not likely to let anything stand in the way of your enjoyment. There could be potential conflicts that centre on differences in values or backgrounds. Your charm and intelligence are both required dealing with this one! Talk over your concerns during the Moon on December 7th. Find a beautiful spot, the right wine, and the perfect lighting. Well, who said love was always easy? Spending more than necessary drains your finances throughout the month and into the New Year. Pressure at work will take a lot of your time up into 2021, when you may have to do something special to turn the tide. Nothing motivates you to get into shape more than being in love. You’re likely to try anything, but working toward healthy goals will be a key to your happiness in 2021.
Scorpio, extra stresses emerge this month as you feel the pressure of balancing your own needs with demands from work and family, but after December 15th most of your obligations will be out of the way so you can enjoy the rest of the month. Personal relationships undergo change into the New Year if you are single then expect the light of pure love to hit you at anytime! Even though you may attract good financial opportunity this month, but moving into the New Year try to safeguard your assets. 2021 will also signal a time to start important projects; career opportunities will improve at the start of next year. You may feel like your nerves are a bit frazzled, and having enough time to relax probably seems like a joke. Try short breaks throughout the day, and put the answering machine on at home. You need some time to yourself whenever you can get it! Sagittarius, discussing your ideals, hopes and dreams with a loved one strengthens your resolve and helps you open your heart. With a positive attitude and a desire to increase your vitality, you’re ready for an exciting new physical challenge moving into 2021. You’re eager to let others know what you think, especially in personal relationships. Affection grows through a meeting of the minds, and if you’re looking for love, you may uncover a sparkling gem during the Moon on December 7th. Even if you’re concerned about finances towards the end of the month you’re still optimistic, and probably have reason to be. Care with spending is still a good idea, since you’re tempted to buy something you don’t really need in the January sales! Clear your mind, get open to new ideas, and become more tolerant of others. That will lift you into a renewed feeling of hope for today and for your future.
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Anger Inducing Anagrams
The following are jumbled popular Christmas toys sfrom the 1980 until now. Can you work out what they are? The word lengths are shown in brackets.
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TOM WENT TO TOWN... Tom went to town with 50€, but returned at night with 150€. He bought a hat at a clothing store and some apples at the market, and then he had his eyes tested. He gets paid every Thursday by check. The banks are only open on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. The Optician is closed on Saturday. The market stays closed on Thursday and Friday.
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On which day did Tom go to town?
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Crossword
Across: 1. Arrow Carrier (6) 5. Calm (6) 8. Notion (4) 9. Fall down (8) 10. Swiss 60's actress (6) 11. Widespread; plentiful (6) 12. Leave out (4) 14. Alcoholic drink (3) 15. English river (4) 16. A nap; short sleep (6) 18. Not fastened (6) 19. Extinct species (8) 21. Discontent or resentment (4) 22. Light waterproof coat (6) 23. Dry barren land (6) Down: 2. Beneath (5) 3. Bridgelike structure carrying water (7) 4. Oblong (9) 5. Friend; mate (3) 6. Warning of danger (5) 7. No 1 hit for Elvis 1960 (3,3,2,5) 11. Defeated by force (9) 13. Large house (7) 15. See 10 across (7) 17. Smell; whiff (5) 20. Enquire (3)
Name The Film
A Staring Margot Robbie this 2018 film takes B place in a train terminal at night. Add 2 male assassins, female assassin, waitress, teacher, janitor and crime boss. Add revenge. Who says mystery is a lost art?
A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires staring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd (1983).
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CHRISTMAS RAFFLE... Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Xmas raffle. They bought five €1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize, six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti." "So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?" "Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ... ... with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
My resolution was to read more ... ... so I put the subtitles on my TV.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year ... but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions. That way I succeed at something! 72
Planning the New Years party to end all parties a guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party." The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes." The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need muscle pain relief. The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your gentleman parts. The skin is way too sensitive." The guy says, "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm." Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?" Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion." Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what ? " "The girls never showed up!"
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puzzle What Am I?
The Arc de Triomphe
Guess the Year 1989
Trivia Quiz Answers
1) Margaret Thatcher 2) Joe Biden 3) Harvey Wallbanger 4) Alaska 5) Bannockburn 6) Addams Family 7) Black Beauty 8) Ten 10) Bob Marley 11) Grass 12) Tequila 13) True 14) Leaf Stalk 15) White 16) Hovercraft 17) Zip fastener 18) Neil Armstrong 19) The African Queen (Humphrey Bogart & Katherine Hepburn) 20) Israel 21) Film 22) Born 23) Brian Johnson 24) Reed 25) 1960’s 26) Swimming 27) WW1 28) Dylan Thomas 29) Calf 30) Noel Coward
Answers from 18, 26, 32 70 & 71
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Anger Making Anagrams 1) GameBoy 2) Tamagotchi 3) Bob the Builder 4) Rubik’s Cube 5) Buzz Lightyear
Guess The Celeb a) Henry Cavill b) Lisa Vanderpump
Brain Teaser
Answer: Tuesday. Thursday and Friday the market is closed. Saturday the doctor’s office is closed. It is evident he cashed his check because he had more money in the evening than he did when he left in the morning. He got paid on Thursday and went to town on the following Tuesday when the bank, doctors office, and market were all open.
Crossword Solution
Sudoku Solution
Name The Film a) Terminal (2018)
b) Trading Places (1983)
Say What You See a) Down Payment b) Left Overs
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