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2007: I will get my weight 3 . Make sure needle placedown below 180 pounds. ment is accurate by cautiously 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

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David & Victoria Beckham: They have Staying Power, Victoria and David are no stranger to rumors of affairs, which have plagued them since 2004. Still, they've been together for 12 years now (and married 10), and they have three sons together: Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn. If these two were going to split, it seems like it would have already happened.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Who would have thought that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would end up traveling the world, adopting children, and falling in love? The couple met on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith in 2005 but kept quiet on their status since Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

Brangelina have since adopted three children, and have three biological children together. They have also said that they won’t tie the knot until all couples can legally marry.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: From their engagement atop the Eiffel Tower to the birth of baby Suri, everything has been over-hyped for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. After Suri’s arrival in April 2006, the two took the plunge in November of the same year. Critics have called the marriage everything from a publicity stunt to a sham, but the couple remain intact.

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Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar: Hurley announced her separation from Nayar in December 2010; reports about an affair with Australian cricket legend Shane Warne were to blame.

Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson: Their five-year relationship reportedly became strained as Henson's athletic career began to falter while Church became a multi-million dollar industry unto herself. Charlotte has said her new relationship with Jonathan Powell is already doomed stating “I won’t have a man this New Year”. Although Gavin has been booted out of strictly he still appears to be getting cosy with his partner Katya Virshilas.

Ashley Cole and Cheryl Cole: Split early in 2010, both seem to be on the way to recovery. Cheryl is dating Derek Hough at the mo while Ashley has hooked up with ex-lap dancer Sarah Purnell.

Others include: Courteney Cox and David Arquette, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes & Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy 2011 is already shaping up to have a number of break up’s... Katie Price (Reid) & Alex Reid (Both have been spotted on a date’s – not with each other Alex with Rosanna EdenEllis. Katie was on a date with Amir Khan in Las Vegas. Jordan has been heard saying: I'll marry a Footballer Next.

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Electrocadiogram: The ECG test should be done at age 30 to establish your baseline rate, then every 4 years until you reach 40, after this it should be done as part of your annual health MOT. This test screens for any abnormalities of the heart muscle.

Tetanus Shot: If you're like me, you recall that tetanus shots are no fun. But if you live any kind of active lifestyle, you should have a booster every ten years no matter what your age.

PSA Blood Test: The Prostate Specific Antigen test measures that quantity of PSA produced by your prostate. The level of PSA rises when you have an infection, an enlargement or a cancer in your prostate. If you are over 40, you should have this test annually. If you are in a high risk category (African American men or those with a family history of prostate cancer), you should start these annual tests at age 30 or earlier.

Hemoccult: This test screens for blood in your stool, which can be an early indication of polyps or cancer in the colon. This test should be done annually if you are over age 40 or earlier if you have a family history.

Testosterone Screening: If you have symptoms like low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, fatigue or depression, you may want to ask your health centre about a testosterone screening. This is done with a blood test supplemented by a questionnaire.

Self-Exams: Without going to your health centre, you can look for yourself for changes that may occur in your body and affect its functioning. You should check your skin for changing moles. You should check your testicles for any lumps, or changes in size, shape or feel as well as your breast tissue. We recommend a monthly check is a good idea. Don’t ignore symptoms they rarely go away and peace of mind is priceless.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases: If you are sexually active and at risk for an STD, you should be checked periodically. Don’t ignore unpleasant symptoms because your to embarrassed. Some STD’s can have a long term impact on your health if left untreated. Always use a condom.

Taking a few precautions now and investing a little time and money in preventive maintenance on your body will pay big dividends later and increase the chances of enjoying a longer and healthier life.

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What not to write on your CV: • “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse” • “1990 – 1997: Stewardess – Royal Air Force” • Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians” • “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.”

• Cleaning skills: “bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c” • “Job involved counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available” • “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people” • “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer” • “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”

• “Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with” • “I belive that weakness is the first level of strength, given the right attitude and driving force.

• My school advised me to fix my punctuality ” • How large was the department you worked in with your last company? “A: 3 stories.”

• A resume listed a skill as “being bi-lingual in three languages”.

• Work experience: “28 dog years of experience in sales (four human).”

• “Directed £25 million anal shipping and receiving operations.”

•“On the line that asked what “sex” he was, he wrote “occasionally”.

Ways to succeed at a new job 1. If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’ 2. If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’ 3. If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’ 4. If you don’t know how it could possibly be done call it a ‘challenge’ or an ‘exciting opportunity’ 5. If you want to confuse people, ask them about ‘customers’ 6. If you don’t know how to do something, ‘empower’ someone else to do it for you 7. If you can’t take decisions, ‘create space’ for others to operate 8. If you need a decision, call a ‘workshop’ to ‘network’ and ‘ground the issue’, followed by an ‘awayday’ to ‘position the elephant in the room’ and achieve ‘buy-in’ 9. Never criticize or boast, call it ‘information sharing’ 10. Never call something a failure or mistake, its a ‘positive learning experience’ 11. Never argue, have an ‘adult conversation’

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1. Put the ham in a saucepan and cover with stock. Bring to the boil and skim off any nasty bits that rises to the surface.

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Diary Dates 1st January 2011 - New Years Day / Public Holiday 5th January 2011 - Is the eve of the Three Kings Day, Dia de Reyes. There are parades throughout Andalucia.

6th January 2011 - Three Kings Day / Public Holiday 17th January 2011 - Local holiday in Alhaurin el Grande and Malaga.

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2011 New Movies A packed slate of anticipated sequels will dominate the 2011 summer. Giant robots, hope to match Transformers: Rise of the Fallen's box office performance. Disney have Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides and Pixar's Cars 2.

Warner Bros. surprise hit The Hangover will be back, but far away from the Vegas strip this time. The X-Men franchise will return to the beginning of Professor X's career with X-Men: First Class and a new batch mutants. Further sequels include, George Miller's Happy Feet 2; a third installment of Alvin and the Chipmunks; Journey to the Center of the Earth 2; Spy Kids 4; and A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas. And of course, the final installment in The Harry Potter series ‒ The Deathly Hallows Part Two and the next installment in The Twilight Saga ‒ Breaking Dawn.

Superheroes will have a strong presence on the big screen too. The Green Hornet, finally hits cinemas in January. Marvel Studiosʼ Thor, and Captain America: The First Avenger, starring Chris Evans in the title role. Warner Bros. are releasing the DC Comics adaptation The Green Lantern in 3D. More than 25 movies are expected to be released in 3D throughout the year. Titles include: the James Cameron produced Sanctum; untitled Justin Bieber life story and concert movie; Shrek spin-off Puss in Boots; Zack Snyderʼs Sucker Punch; Paul Bettany starrer Priest; and live-action/CG comedy The Smurfs.

There are a number of classics that have been re-made.

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From the Horses Mouth

Living with a Rig...

If your horse bites, squeals, fights with other horses and tries to mount mares, chances are he is a rig. He will behave like a stallion, and could be a potential danger to other horses also may be fertile! Read on and discover what a rig is and how to spot the signs also what steps you can take to restore calm to his life and yours.

What is a Rig? A rig is a male horse who has an un descended testicle, this means that the testicle is sitting in the stomach, where it originated, as long as these horses have not had their descended testicle removed , they are easy to spot as they have only one testicle. However the problem arises when these horses have the descended testicle removed, but the un descended testicle remains in the stomach. These horses are unknowingly sold as geldings, but still have the hormones of a stallion; often these horses are new to their owner.

What causes a un descending testicle? When the horse is developing in the uterus, the testis develop close to the kidneys, as development continues signal within the foetus cause the testi to be pulled forward towards the scrotum.

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Kent Police described the call as 'completely irresponsible', especially in light of the fact that the sub-zero conditions led to thousands of extra calls flooding their lines.

In the hope of clarifying the difference between a call that wastes police time and one that demands a response, a transcript of the snowman theft call has been issued.

In it, the woman tells the 999 operator: 'There's been a theft from outside my house.

'I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone.'

The operator asks 'Who's gone?' and the woman replies: 'My snowman.

'I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about, he'd be safe.'

The incredulous operator asks her: 'Do you mean an ornament?' The woman replies: 'No, a snowman made of snow, I made him myself.

'It ain't a nice road but you don't expect anybody to nick your snowman.'

The operator then tells her that it is an emergency line and she should not be ringing it to report the theft of a snowman, pound coins and teaspoons or not.

Chief Inspector Simon Black, from Kent Police's said: 'This call could have cost someone's life if there was a genuine emergency and they couldn't get through. 'It was completely irresponsible. 'We have spoken to her and advised her what is a 999 call, and this clearly was not.

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• The human heart beats over 100,000 times a day • Studies have proven that it is harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive • Onions have no flavor, only a smell • Football players run on average as many as 6 miles during the course of a game • Red wine will spoil if exposed to light; hence tinted bottles • One quarter of the bones in the human body is in the feet • Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed (pawed).

• The largest hummus dish was prepared in Lebanon. It weighed 10,452 Kg. • Some kinds of sharks lay the biggest eggs in the world; most other kinds of sharks give live birth.

• The blue whale can produce the loudest sound of any animal. At 188 decibels, the noise can be detected over 800 kilometres away • The eyes of the chameleon can move independently. It can see in two different directions at the same time • The total weight of skin for an average adult human is 6 pounds.

• The world record for time without sleep is 264 hours ( ~11 days) by Randy Gardner in 1965 • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV • Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump • Cold showers stimulate your sex drive • Registered in 1985, symbolics.com is the first ever internet domain registered • Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell • Lima beans contain cyanide • Frogs use their eyes to help them eat their food: frogs can pull their eyes inward toward the mouth to help push the food down their throat • Fortune cookies were actually invented in America (not China), in 1918, by Charles Jung • Some people in Japan bath in coffee grounds that were fermented with pineapple pulp to improve their skin and reduce wrinkles • Some kinds of frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living • A snail can sleep for three years • February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon • In Korea and other East Asian countries, the age of the person is counted from conception and not physical birth • The people in Bali only have one of four names: Wayan, Made, Nyoman, and Ketut • There are more pyramids in Peru than in Egypt • The Great Pyramid at Giza in Egypt holds a constant temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit

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• A vacuum is the space between your ears that becomes entirely void of matter once you set foot on the course.

• After 36 holes in broiling heat, there are never any clean towels for a shower. And the bar has just closed.

• All forms of wildlife on a golf course are there for the express purpose of putting you off.

• Always concede the fourth putt.

• Bunkers have the unnerving habit of rushing out to meet your ball.

• Coincidentally the only remaining set of clubs in the professional's shop was made especially for you.

• Curing the faults in your swing can never be affected in just one lesson from a professional.

• Curly, downhill, left-to-right putts are usually followed by curly, uphill, right-to-left putts.

• Delicate chip shots over bunkers always catch the top of the bank and fall back.

• During the first round with a brand new set of clubs, the ball has to be played from a road.

• Electric trolleys always break down at the furthest point from the clubhouse.

• Finding the key to a better game means opening a lot of doors.

• Foursomes golf means always having to say you're sorry.

• Golf is like sex: afterwards you feel you should have scored at little better.

• Golf is the only game in which you fail to win 99 per cent of the time.

• Greens are hollow-tined and dressed the day before a competition.

• Handicaps are designed to keep you in your place.

• Hitting an iron off the tee for safety means same direction, less distance.

• If a golfer wishes to give you a blow-by-blow account of his round, ask him to start with his final putt on the 18th green.

• If a good course is one where you play to your handicap or better and a bad course is one where you struggle to break 100, why are there so many bad courses ?

• If the club is burgled, your clubs are never stolen. And if they are, you are underinsured.

• If there is one solitary tree located on a hole, your ball will find it with unerring accuracy.

• If you are giving strokes in a match it's always too many: if you are receiving them it's never enough.

• If you are playing well in a competition, your partner will tell you that if you keep it up you must win. This remark ensures that you finish with a string of double-bogeys.

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easy medium iron to the green then play from the tee the club that will give you that distance, on some holes it is just better to play the easier shot from the tee so give it a try.

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than twice in one year, always with that magic sales slogan which attracts golfers to spend money time and time again “More Distance”.

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I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener.

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You may start 2011 feeling tired and discouraged, but your mood will pick up quickly. Keep busy doing what you love. It'll lift your spirits and stimulate your creativity. You have a strong constitution, and rarely get sick. However, you do work hard and end many of your days exhausted.

Pace yourself when you're busy. The world won't end if a task takes a little longer to finish. Family is important to you, but you tend to spend more time with co-workers than you do with your loved ones. Find more efficient ways to get work done.

Jobs come and go, but family and friends are forever. Spend more time with these very special people in 2011 You've made plans for 2011, and are determined to complete them. There could be last-minute changes that need to be made. Go with the flow.

You make the most of everything - especially when it comes to acquiring knowledge. You'll learn more in the first few months than you did in all of 2010. Don't push yourself too hard, take time out to relax and enjoy life. You enjoy meeting new people, and there are few whom you consider close. It's easier for you to make casual friends, and you are kind to even your difficult relatives. You just might find more close companions this year than ever before. Get to know them well. Enjoy!

Your intuition and abilities should blossom in spring. It's important to keep a written record of your insights. You may eventually want to action them.

As long as you use your talents and continue to enrich your life, you should be content throughout 2011.This could be one of your happiest years.

Some family members or colleagues may not understand you - or your friends. Yet they probably think you border on sainthood. You're a force to be reckoned with - if only others knew how. January and March should be your best months - though there won't be any real bad ones. You're always the one who's glad to help, so let others help you.

2011 will be busy. You could find yourself working hard to accomplish whatever comes your way, but careful planning could render things easier. Your efforts will pay off.

The main difficulty this year could be your impatience. Move slowly, and the results you want should be appreciated by the right people. Relationships with friends and family members could become strained. You may have to put in extra effort in 2011 to keep your bonds as strong as ever. Your finances will be stable as long as you keep working as hard as usual. But don't drive yourself too hard. Eat right and exercise when you can. Get plenty of rest. Take good care of yourself.

If the past few years have been difficult you'll, 2011 will be better. The tension you've experienced will lighten up! You're tougher than most, and that could keep you healthy. You could make some major changes in life - such as a new home or job.

Your finances will improve, and the rest of your life will be enjoyable. March and May should be your best months.

Your family may experience some changes. Births, marriages, relocations - could shake things up.

The bonds between you and family members should be as strong as ever, and you'll be fond of any additions to the family circle. Watch for new potential friends in July and September.

Busy as usual! Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make too many commitments this year it's better to give an honest "no" than to have to break a promise. If you're trying to catch up financially, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take on too much. What good is a growing bank balance when you're too tired to enjoy it? You often operate on nervous energy, so yourself up. Eat foods that nourish your body.

In spite of the extra work, you should see your family and friends more often. Your companions could wonder why you don't call as often. If you explain to them that you're working more, they'll understand. June and October should be your best months. Make the most of them!

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Are most of your friends also your colleagues? You may want to meet more people outside of work this year. It'll be more fun, and more interesting. You're going to want to expand your horizons, and perhaps travel to a place you've always wanted to see. You'll meet interesting people and view fascinating places - and have much to share with your loved ones.

New friends could be coming out of the woodwork. Most of them will be interesting, kindhearted people. But don't forget your family and your old friends. There will be times when you really need them - and will be grateful for their presence.

Expect interesting events in July and November.

Are you looking forward to a great year? You should be.

You are outgoing, with lots of friends and hobbies. 2011 will be an active year, and new experiences will change your life. At least one of your long-term goals might finally happen. All you need to watch out for is exhaustion. Too many late nights and rushed projects could take their toll. A friend could convince you to start taking some classes. You may have doubts, but you're likely to meet some great people who will share tips that could turn your life in a different direction. They can provide the last piece to a puzzle that you've tried to put together for years.

Expect a year of surprises - especially where people are concerned. Friends you've known for years will suddenly start doing weird things. You'll also change quite a bit.

A year of glowing health awaits you. But what are you going to do with all your energy? Try new activities. Take up a hobby, or take a holiday. Your friends will be thrilled about the sparkle in your eyes.

You're going to get out more this year. A friend could talk you into meeting new people, and you'll be grateful. The people you meet should be interesting, intelligent, and curious. You could talk with your companions for hours - and come away with your head spinning.

Some perplexing decisions await you - the more you ponder them, the more confused you'll become. Sleep on it all. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t act impulsively. You're pretty healthy, but this year you might feel slower than usual. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not because you're getting older. Counter it by exercising, getting out with friends, and exploring new horizons. Set new goals and explore new interests. You're not the type to give in easily. You may be preoccupied. Whatever is troubling you, don't keep it to yourself. Your family and friends may worry about you needlessly. Whether you're wondering about your job, a relationship, or your finances - share your concerns with someone and they might actually help find solutions.

Your health, social life, and career should blossom in 2011, Opportunities will come, and you'll jump on them. You're going to feel stronger and more confident. Your optimism and self-assuredness should spill over into your relationships with others.

Your health will thrive if you tend to it. The only problem you might face is insomnia. Try to relax fully before you go to sleep. Friends and family members will want to make use of your money sense and keen insights to benefit their lives. You'll act like a party animal, and therefore new acquaintances will want to see you again. Watch the overindulging -you won't want to gain any weight.

This should be a great year for you. Your intuition is active, so "it" just might happen. Just be sure to look before you leap. Most of the time, you're healthy. You exercise, and spend lots of time in the Sun. However, there are times when you end up exhausted. Pace yourself. Health is important, but you should balance it with friendship, contemplation, and acquiring knowledge.

You have many friends and beloved relatives, and it's difficult for you to give time to everyone.

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