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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

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5 Illuminating signs that they're interested - When someone fancies you, they don’t always show it in the way you’d expect.

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Thierry Henry: “Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”

Gianfranco Zola: “If we can play like that every week we’ll get some level of consistency”.

Jack Charlton: “Pele has nearly everything. Maradona has everything”.

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Ruud Gullit: We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

Andy Gray: “I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.”

Alan Shearer: “I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.”

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• You don’t know what hard work is.

• A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone.

• You are grounded until you are 30!

• Were you raised in a barn?

• Don't shake your head like there is nothing in it.

• Close your mouth or are you catching flys.

• Turn that noise down.

• You don’t know you’re born.

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• Don't make me stop this car.

• The car is not a playground.

• No matter what happens, you can always come home.

• Do you think I'm a millionaire?

• I'm not yelling at you. I'm helping you hear.

• If you don't use your head, you might as well have feet at both ends.

• You're thinking from the neck down.

• Let the saw do the work.

• Elope. It's cheaper.

•Your mother is right even when she is wrong.

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A simple blood test carried out annually as a stand alone test or as part of a more comprehensive yearly health MOT, could make all the difference to your future health.

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While the degree of pain is a good indicator as to how severe the problem is, some horses do not show any real signs of severe pain until the problem has reached a point that the chances of successful treatment are very low. With sand related problems you are much better off calling the vet early when the symptoms are mild, as you have a better chance of solving without resorting to surgery.

Sand Sense - Consider feeding psyllium one week a month to prevent sand colic Be aware of any subtle changes in your horse’s attitude or condition any colic can be serious, so don’t hesitate to call the vet, early treatment can be a life saver, and may help avoid surgery.

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Sand colic basically means intestinal pain related to the presence of sand in the horses digestive tract. In its mildest form, the colic pain is low grade and related to irritation of the gut lining caused by the sand.

Colic pain responds well to analgesics such as flunixin (Banamine), though of course they don’t solve the problem of the sand being there in the first place.

As the sand continues to accumulate, more serious problems can result, impactions can occur or the horse may develop a volvulus, which is a twist in the colon.

The twist may occur when the horse is rolling or exercising. To imagine this, picture a wet towel that you have twisted to wring out the water. When a volvulus occurs, the food material cannot pass through easily, if at all, and the blood supply may be compromised at the twist. The horse may need surgery with a volvulus impaction.

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Jardin Botanico, Local 16, La Cala de Mijas.

Tel: 952 599 236. Mob: 685 578 743

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Warm Friendly Atmosphere.

Above Shenanigans, Beachside, Riviera del Sol Tel: 952 935 039.

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On Sundays they do a Traditional Sunday Roast of mouth watering Beef, Lamb or Chicken which is accompanied with Homemade stuffing, cauliflower cheese, roast potatoes & fresh vegetables. It really is the best I've ever tasted.

I have also just learned that after catering for Simon Cowell & the X Factor they now do quite a lot of outside catering.

I am so pleased that I a have at last I have found a restaurant, which continues to cook beautiful home-made food. The English Chef (& co owner) has a creative menu with exciting specials every week. I would really suggest that you pay them a visit, you can't miss them next to Barclays Bank, with their stylish new lime green chairs.

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I moved to Nueva Andalucia just over four months ago and had been missing real English home cooked food. So when I heard that Madhatters make and freeze ready meals I had to give them a go! I was really surprised to find that I could buy something that I could just pop in the oven and serve up that taste so good.

Since that evening, I have been back to Madhatters and become something of a regular customer. They are very well known on the coast for breakfasts. Ranging from the Full English to smoked salmon & scrambled egg bagels, and the perfectly cooked poached eggs. For a lunch I would recommend the fantastic home recipe burgers or Caeser Salad. They also have a varied range, which I have yet to try including Duck wraps, Panini's, sandwiches, baguettes &

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Your Entertainment Guide Shenanigans, 9.30pm Riviera del Sol. Fish and Chip Night - The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke - Allstars, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Saturdays: Live Music Bar Shenanigans, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke - Sister Bar. The Strip, Calahonda.

Live Entertainment - Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Sundays: Sunday Roast & Live Music - Vista Del Mar. 1 till 6pm â&#x201A;Ź10.95 Plus live music.

Live Entertainment - Mad Terry, from 5pm Shaggys, Fuengirola Port, Courtyard.

Sunday Roast - 1pm - 10pm, The Far Isle, Riviera del Sol. Carvery & Karaoke - Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol.

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Karaoke - Allstars, Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Racenights (First Tuesday Everymonth) Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Wednesdays: Indian & Chinease Night The Far Isle, Authentic Indian or Chinese Cuisine.

Live Sports, - Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Thursdays: Karaoke - Fools Bar, El Zoco, Calahonda.

Quiz Night - Charleys Bar, Riviera del Sol. Quiz Night - JJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar, Riviera del Sol. Karaoke- Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

Quiz - 80â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Quiz. Sisters Bar, The Strip, Calahonda.

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But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I'll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She's gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.

“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He's gone. “OK, you're up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

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People who come into the shop often ask how the money is used; here are just some of the answers. Chasing appointments for people at the hospitals in Malaga, working with the different Ayuntamientos to provide long term help from Social Services. Nursing assessments, counselling and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;hands onâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; help. Taking patients to hospital when they are receiving ongoing treatment. This is the kind of help that we can offer; but no job is too small, a volunteer this week has brought library books to a housebound client, another took a carer shopping whilst someone sat with her sick husband. Age Care Association does not charge for its services, but clients are welcome to make a donation if they wish.

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“Mandy “he shouted into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” She replied with a laugh, “It’s not talcum powder darling it’s Miracle Grow!”

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Small household repairs by Seabreeze and Bluesky Little things break, toilets, sinks and taps, lights and bulbs, shutters and door locks, cupboard doors, door bells boilers and, the list goes on.

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European Equities : The recovery in bond markets should be key for equities. The announcements from ECB and EU leaders of the 750bn Euros ($995bn) sovereign debt rescue plan, was welcomed by the markets.

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Heightened political, fiscal and economic risk has led many economists to revise down the end-of-year forecast for the sterling against the US dollar.

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4. Shave the cheese with a peeler. Tear lettuce into large pieces and put in a large bowl. Pull chicken into bite-size strips and scatter half over the leaves, along with half the croutons. Add most of the dressing and toss with your fingers. Scatter the rest of the chicken and croutons, then drizzle with the remaining dressing. Sprinkle the parmesan on top and serve straight away.

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Hole In One

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty,chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not.

"Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It was a 420 yard hole in one!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied,"Who is he going to tell?"

18 Holes Here's a slice of golf history you might enjoy.

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A golfer ran into a friend he not seen for years at the driving range one day.

They talked about their games, their swings, and all sorts of things.

Eventually, one of them said, "How's the family?" The other replied, "Oh, pretty good. I got a new set of clubs for the wife the other day!" "Hey, good trade!" replied the friend!

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One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norton woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

During a discussion among the membership board at St. Andrews Golf Club in 1858, one of the members pointed out that it takes exactly 18 holes to polish off a fifth of Scotch.

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Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

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Golf Tips And Tricks able to keeping your hands in position as you swing as a grip wears in this area in begins to shine even after it has been washed and another reason to get them changed.

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The grip on your golf club is the only contact you have with it and once your hands have adopted the position you want on the club you do not want it slip as you swing so two questions how should you maintain the grip and how do you know when it should be replaced.

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By Mark Sibley of Miraflores Golf Academy.

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"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

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Once every month take your grips and a nail brush use neutral detergent and give them a good clean using the brush clean out the patterns in your grip, rinse them off under the tap and wipe them over with the cloth, leaving them to dry out of the bag.

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Fiat Panda Italia '90: This four-wheeled homage to the Italia '90 World Cup finals actually garnered a cult following - there's even a Facebook fan group with more than 50 members dedicated to the car. The football wheel trims killed it before kick-off for most, though.

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Lamborghini LP 640 Versace: There's every chance that the average Lamborghini driver has something made by Versace in their home, but otherwise the link between the two companies isn't clear. Unveiled at the 2006 Paris Motor Show, the interior is swathed in leather, which is embossed with the Versace emblem.

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VW Polo Harlequin: Nope, not a life-sized Volkswagen Polo colour swab, but a real life multi-coloured car that you could actually buy and drive home - hopefully wearing a hat and fake moustache. VW initially planned to make 1,000 Polo Harlequins, but demand was so high the company made almost four times that amount. Yes, really!

Fiat Seicento Schumacher: The Seicento was confirmation that Fiat had lost its way in the city car sector. So how do you think F1 legend Michael Schumacher felt when the Italian company honoured his general excellence in the field of motoring with a 1.1-litre version in yellow?

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Tel: 951 260 067 Funny Beach: Go-karts for adults and children over 6 years old, trampolines, mini golf, video games, electric bikes and cars, children's rides and water sports. Open in the summer from 11:0002:00 and in winter from 11:00-23:00.

CN-340 km 184, 29600 Marbella.

Tel: 952 823 Parque Acuatico Mijas: Open from May to September, this aqua park has numerous slides and pools, restaurants, floats & sun beds. Situated in Mijas.

Tel: 952 460 404 Selwo Aventura: A dolphin, seal and penguin park with seasonal opening hours. At Parque de la Paloma, 29630 Benalmadena.

Tel: 952 560 150 Selwo Marina: Dolphinarium, ice living station to see sea lions and penguins.

Situated next to the Parque de Las Palomas, Benalmadena.

Tel: 902 190 482 Tivoli World: This show and amusement park is open throughout the year.

There are rides, themed restaurants and bars to enjoy. Avda Tivoli s/n, Arroyo de la Miel (Benalmadena).

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"Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

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Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

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The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

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The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.

Not really knowing what a Gordon Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Gordon Brown fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Gordon Brown fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'

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Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. An Indian, unaware of the new invention, was amazed when he saw a cowboy using it out in the woods. Instead of scalping the cowboy, he offers to let him live if he tells the Indian where he can get some toilet paper.

And the cowboy told the Indian about a trading post in the middle of the forest.

The next day, the Indian was looking over the different types of toilet paper and asked the clerk how much the “Soft and Gentle” was.“That'd be $2.50,” said the clerk. “Too much,” mumbled the Indian, “how about the 'Gentle'?” “That one's $2,” answered the clerk. “Still too much,” complained the Indian, “anything cheaper?” “Welllll,” replied the clerk, “We do have a generic kind.”

“What generic mean?” asked the Indian. “It means it doesn't have a name, and it's only 50 cents.” “Me take that,” said the Indian.

The next day, the Indian returns to the trading post and tells the clerk, “Me have name for generic toilet paper.” “Oh,” says the clerk, “what's the name?” “Me call it John Wayne... it's rough, tough and it take no crap from Indian.

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A look at what's in store for you during June...

You've never been famous for being shy. This month though you might want to try to turn down the shock effect on your words you don't want to frighten others away before they have a chance to get to know you, you might give it a shot.

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Something is about to change in your home and family life. But not to worry - this will be one of those changes that bring you joy, Capricorn and lots of it. The Lunar Eclipse will illuminate your relationship axis on the 26th! Wow! Better rest up while you can!

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If you've been after a raise or promotion, don't relax just yet. It's definitely in the works, but you'll have to kick it up a notch at work to get the attention you need.

Your dreams may come true, in an extremely unusual way!

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If you're ready for a new start, and when aren't you? - The New Moon on the 12th will help.

Jupiter will plan changes of friendships and groups on the 6th and you are likely to find that you're suddenly part of a new peer group.

A casual relationship may be changing, - so if you're interested in making this a long-term thing, it's definitely time to set that plan in motion. This is also the perfect recipe for love at first sight if you're not already attached.

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Time you actually took some time off to relax, with no guilt about what you "should" be doing? It's going to be a last-minute, impulsive thing. Tell your sweetheart to pack for any occasion, and don't tell anyone else anything!

A surprise long-distance trip is on the cards and if it doesn't happen shortly after the 6th, you should definitely at least make some plans. By then, you'll be dying to break your routine, If there's someone you want to see who's far away. How about a visit?

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Fasten your seatbelt youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got quite a month ahead! You've never needed any help getting noticed, you may actually end up trying to tone it down a bit this year - but not just yet. Plus, the Lunar Eclipse on the 26th will give your career a big jumpstart.

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Thinking about going on a spending spree? Jupiter will enter your house of money matters on the 6th, and he's the King of Extravagance and Excess. For the next few weeks, whenever you leave the house with your plastic, take a chaperone along.

A career change is afoot - a major one. You may be thinking of selfemployment, or wondering if it's time for that raise or promotion.

Your mission this month will be to devote yourself as much as possible to perfecting your work.

It's all about love for you this month. Talk about a good time! If you're single, watch out for a parade of interesting admirers who will refuse to be ignored. If Sagittarius you're attached, the parade will be the same, but you'll have to give your partner lots of TLC.

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