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Ed’s Note..

Well, I have to say it’s really been a bit of a whirlwind this year I can’t believe it’s June already. So what’s in store this month? Will they or won’t they? June 23rd sees the Brexit (EU referendum) vote, if the UK do exit the EU what will it mean for us expats here on the Costa del Sol… Euro 2016 kicks off in France on June 10th to July 10th lots of great games to look forward too there. The 19th of June is Fathers Day in the UK (although I sometimes feel that everyday is Fathers day!) On the 23rd June it’s San Juan, or ‘The Burning of Saint John’s Moustache’, the one night of the year where you are allowed to camp on the beach and have bonfires. This happens along the coast and is a great fun event so pack up your sleeping bag and join in the fun.

The tradition is to dip your feet in the sea at midnight for good luck - well it’s a worth a try isn’t it! The 30th of June sees Wimbledon 2016 start… Make the most of June as July sees the kids break up for the oh-so-long summer holidays! Have a great month and remember, keep smiling.

in the June Magazine...

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Gadgets & Gizmo’s: A folding phone and a 3D printed motorbike plus lots, lots more…

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It’s a Man’s World… The male code of ethics… The 10 commandments of MANLINESS! Continued from last month.

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All revved up - Happy Birthday BMW celebrating 100 years!

We look at a few of the eight fantastic designs that were never intended for production.

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What’s On Guide.... XIV Butterfly Children Golf Tournament and Children Charity Ball. Marbella Feria also a Jazz Funk Festival in San Pedro.

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Solutions on page 80 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.

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Solutions on page 80 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

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Women’s World this month… the battle of the sexes continues!

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A Woman’s World

MEN V’S WOMEN THE REAL DEAL…

Men are like…Laxatives; they irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like…Bananas; firmness decreases with age.

Men are like…The weather; nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like…Blenders; you need one, but you’re not really quite sure why.

Men are like…Chocolate; sweet, smooth & they usually head straight for your bottom.

Men are like…Adverts; you can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like…Mascara; they usually run at the first sight of emotion.

Men are like…Popcorn; they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like…Thunder storms: you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

It’s science baby…

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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HOT STRICTLY GOSS!

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STRICTLY COME DANCING 2016... Contestant’s rumours:

Which stars will be heading into the ballroom this year? Strictly Come Dancing might not be back for months, but we're already dying to know which celebrities will be slipping on the sequins andhitting the dancefloor this year. Of course it's far too early to know for sure which famous faces will be showing off their footwork, but the rumours have already started. So, could any of these stars be in the lineup?

1) MICHELLE DOCKERY: Who? Downton Abbey star. What's the rumour? According to reports, Strictly bosses are "desperate" to pick up Michelle for the show - Likelihood rating: 3/5.

2) PAUL BURRELL: Who? Princess Diana's butler (and reality star) - Likelihood rating: 2/5.

3) TAMEKA EMPSON: Who? Actress and comedian - Likelihood rating: 3/5 (we're torn).

4) DEBBIE MCGEE: Who? TV and stage performer - Likelihood rating: 4/5.

5) HANNAH SPEARITT: Who? Former S Club 7 star, obviously - Likelihood rating: 3/5.

6) PAUL HOLLYWOOD: Who? The Great British Bake Off judge - Likelihood rating: 3/5.

7) ANASTACIA: Who? Singer - Likelihood rating: 3/5.

8) NEIL DUDGEON: Who? Midsomer Murders actor - Likelihood rating: 3/5.

9) ALEX SCOTT: Who? England footballer - Likelihood rating: 4/5.

10) EAMONN HOLMES & RUTH LANGSFORD: Who? Legendary breakfast television hosts (and married couple) Likelihood rating: 3/5.

11) LAURA WHITMORE: Who? TV presenter Likelihood rating: 2.5/5

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HOT GOSS!

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JAY Z BREAKS SILENCE ON THOSE LEMONADE CHEATING RUMOURS… 'When life gave Beyonce lemons, she made $8,000,000. And in

the process, she left the entire world wondering what happened between her and JayZ. Everyone was desperate to know if it all had something to do with that infamous Solange elevator video, and the 21st century version of a witch-hunt, the social media take-down, began to weed out all possible "Becky with the good hair"s. The B-hive was well and truly rattled. The rapper has released a remix of Fat Joe and Remy's hit, All The Way Up, with some less-than-subtle (ahem, WELL obvious) references to Lemonade and all of those cheating allegations. "You know you made it when the fact that your marriage made it is worth millions/Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is/Survival of the littest,” and to make matters even more DRAMZ, he then goes on to address the Solange elevator slap with, "We never gonna let the elevator take 'em down," See. Solid proof that Jay is trying to tell us something. We’re just not entirely sure what it all means yet. Although it all could just be an extremely well planned publicity stunt..?

LIFE ON MARBS CANCELLED BY ITVBE: 'There are no plans for a second series'.

Natalie Anderson, Alex Weaver and Cassie Rowan became famous on show LIFE on Marbs has been cancelled. To be honest it was great to look and think ‘ooooo I’ve been there’, it’s just down the road etc. but it was a bit of a train wreck… The ITVBe reality series - which starred Natalie Richardson, Alex Weaver and co living it up in the Spanish holiday resort - aired for one season in 2015 but will not be coming back.

Alex Weaver continued to make headlines, welcoming a son recently after a surprise pregnancy. TOWIE stars are already flocking to our shores… Bring on the new season later this year!

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Ever Wonder...

Why... the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why... do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why... do we leave cars worth thousands of euros in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why... can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why... don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why... is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why... is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

Why... is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why... is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why... is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why... is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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And on to the bedroom...

A bedroom should be a space where you can relax and feel relaxed,

at any time day or night, close the door behind you and it is your own sanctuary. White Design Company has a large range of beds and bedroom furniture for you to choose from.

The beauty of a bedroom greatly depends upon the quality of the furniture. But that's not all. Any interior space can be enhanced using decorative pieces but I cannot stress enough the importance of soft furnishings in this room more than any other.

I absolutely love my bed. My advice is to buy the best mattress you can; We spend a lot of time in bed and should be re charging our batteries. There are many types to choose from. Memory foam

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(visco) or Latex are very popular, however we sell a lot of orthopaedic mattresses as some people find memory foam too warm. Whether combined with springs or a high density foam core, it will lead to a really good night’s sleep. If you have tried Memory foam or Latex you will not want to go back, just imagine waking up with no aches or pains. You do have to get used to it though and then, believe me you will be back for pillows to match. We have a very good range of mattresses, pillows and toppers for you to try and to suit all budgets, and please do not think you need to buy a British brand name. Memory foam isn’t English, latex isn’t Scottish and springs are not Welsh. My advice is to try them in the store and spend as much as you can as it is an investment.

You bought a Spanish property, believe me there are some lovely beds made in Spain. You really do get what you pay for.

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Window dressings can make or break a bedroom look. A couple of things you have to take into account are privacy and light as you will want the bedroom to offer you privacy but still to feel light and airy; black out fabric on the windows with voiles or curtains is an option. All this considered they also have to look beautiful; window dressings can make all the difference to a bedroom.

Decorative headboard or feature wall?

This is the question! Wallpaper is very much back in fashion or a Venetian plastered wall may do the trick. With a large range of fabrics to choose from, we can also make large, decorative headboards in any shape or size that look great.

Space savers are important

here as the average apartment does not have enough floor space in the bedrooms to accommodate a chest of drawers. We provide a lot of built in shelving in wardrobes as there can be wasted space on the bottom of the wardrobes. This then allows you to have just a small console table or dressing table in the bedroom instead of a chest of drawers, giving you more floor space.

Rugs, come the winter months,

are a must on the cold marble or tiled floors. Whether, it is just a bedside rug or a larger one under the bed, you feel warmer just looking at them.

Sweet Dreams and see you soon,Dilys.

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Ever Wonder...

Why... isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why... didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why... do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why... you know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why... don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why... are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why... If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why... do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why... do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why... is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always clear?

Why... are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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TRIVIA QUIZ

1) Who wrote the best-selling novel "The Da Vinci Code"?

2) Prior to the adoption of the Euro, what was the currency of Italy?

3) What is the capital city of Denmark?

4) From which plant is Linseed Oil obtained?

5) Which two countries occupy the Iberian Peninsula?

6) What colour is muscovado sugar?

7) Which birds are generally associated with the Tower of London?

8) Into which sea does the River Jordan flow?

9) What is the zodiac symbol for Gemini?

10) In the Bible, whose wife was turned into a pillar of salt?

11) Which boxer was banned for taking a bite out of Evander

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Holyfield's ear?

12) The Murray-Darling is the longest river in which country?

13) Why is a Cheetah unlike other cats?

14) What size paper is half an A4 sheet?

15) Dublin is the capital of which Irish province?

16) The Roman Road Ermine Street ran from London to where?

17) What is the name of the sugar found naturally in milk?

18) By what nickname is U2 guitarist Dave Evans better known?

19) The berry of which bush is used to flavour gin?

20) Which surgical device has a name derived from the Latin for `small knife`?

21) The characters Mrs White and Colonel Mustard appear in

the standard British version of which board game?

22) In 1901, whom did King Edward VII succeed as the British monarch?

23) What is the largest internal organ in the human body?

24) Which is second book of the Old Testament?

25) By what name is the Standard English keyboard layout known?

26) On a weather map the connecting points of equal pressure are called what?

27) How many sides has a heptagon?

28) Which Apollo mission was the first to land on the moon?

29) Which of The Beatles was married to Barbara Bach?

30) The historic Route 66 runs from Illinois to which coastal state in the USA?

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The Youth of Today...

Recently I’ve been looking in the mirror and seeing an old person looking back at me.... where did the years go I think to myself, but dealing with the youth of today I wonder If I’m the one with the ageing brain? REALLY??

the first incident... Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the

menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.' he replied.So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...)

half a dozen please...

the second incident...

I was checking out at the local Mercadona with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed up. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider, looking at it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. (the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)...

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The Youth of Today...

Recently I’ve been looking in the mirror and seeing an old person looking back at me.... where did the years go I think to myself, but dealing with the youth of today I wonder If I’m the one with the ageing brain? REALLY?? Continued...

the third incident...

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy. (Keep shuddering!!)

‘do you need some help’?

the forth incident...

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' Hmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

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GADGETS &Gizmo’s How about a smartphone with a single screen that gently folds in half, letting you pop it in your pocket like a wallet? Rumours suggest Samsung's foldable phone will be released in 2017. Reportedly called the Galaxy X, the phone is likely to feature 4K resolution twice that of the Galaxy S7.

The Light Rider is an electric motorbike that weighs just 77 pounds and has a frame like an alien skeleton. Created by Airbus subsidiary APWorks, and crafted with 3D printing. The hollow frame is aircraft-grade aluminum with thousands of thin metal layers produced in a bed of metal powder. The frame weighs 13 pounds, roughly 30 percent less than many existing electric bikes and you get 37 miles per charge. Airbus is currently selling a limited run of 50 Light Riders at a price of $56,095.

Philips Ambilight TV. Ambilight adds another dimension to your viewing by shining light from LEDs on the back of the TV onto the wall behind it. These lights using the TV’s internal processing replicate the colours you’re seeing on-screen in real time, which makes the picture, appear to expand far beyond the bezel. It reduces eye fatigue, immerses you more in the on-screen action and makes the screen appear larger than it really is.

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The current Apple Pencil for the i-pad pro picks up angles, pressure and force, so you can draw delicate lines or slap down thick strokes, but you have to go into the onscreen toolbox if you want to change brushes, or to grab the eraser when you make a mistake. Apple have just filled new patents for a Pencil with interchangeable tips, which would be a lot more natural. The iPad would work out which tip you're drawing with, and change its digital brushes to match. A second sensor at the other end of the Pencil (currently just a cap that covers the charger) acts as an eraser.

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All the latest in the world of tech and gaming...

Google and Levis have announced that would bring "smart clothing" to the market there's a little Bluetooth-enabled loop you connect to the cuff of your jacket. That cuff lets your phone talk to the jacket, and you can configure exactly what gestures you want to work with which apps.You can swipe to adjust the volume on your music, tap to change tracks, and use another gesture to get navigation directions from Google Maps. Originally designed as a biker jacket, riders can control their phones safely while riding and can be washed and worn like any other garment.

The Dyson Supersonic hairdryer uses a special V9 motor that’s small enough to be tucked away in the handle, instead of in the back of the hair dryer, so you won’t have the all too common and painful problem of pulling hair into the motor. Despite its compact size, it is up to eight times faster than other dryers with four different heat settings, three airflow ones, and three different magnetic attachments for different hairstyles. It's quieter than other dryers, too, even if it isn't completely silent.

A next-gen spinning class experience, courtesy of IMAX - IMAXShift will use the gigantic immersive screens and heart-thumping audio found in existing IMAX cinemas to take you on a dazzling visual journey through skies and other worlds, carving through treetops and exploring the universe. The aim is to make panting away on a stationary bike a less boring experience, has now been opened its first venue in New York.

De GRISOGONO in collaboration with Samsung have announced the Gear S3 Super-luxury Smartwatch, the replacement for a limited edition Gear S2 which swapped the standard model’s plastic case for a rose gold bezel with over 100 black and white diamonds, and the basic rubber wristband was replaced with De GRISOGONO's signature black sharkskin strap. There's a good chance the fully circular screen will make a comeback, along with the twisty bezel that lets you spin through settings and screens. The other thing to expect is a price of around 15.000€

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The Youth of Today...

Recently I’ve been looking in the mirror and seeing an old person looking back at me.... where did the years go I think to myself, but dealing with the youth of today I wonder If I’m the one with the ageing brain? REALLY?? Continued...

Really?????

the fifth incident...

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, ' I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'

'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

A Brunette, by the way!!

the sixth incident...

A mother calls 999 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'

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The Madness of Edna...

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

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He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news

and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love...

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

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A Man’s World

THE MALE CODE OF ETHICS‌

Only stuff us blokes would understand, most of them unwritten rules (well until now) the 10 commandments of MANLINESS! Continued from last month....

1. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.

6. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when your sunning yourself on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel and it's free.

7. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

2. Women who claim they " they love to 8. A man in the company of a hot, suggestive-

watch sports" must be treated as spies until ly dressed woman must remain sober enough they demonstrate knowledge of the game to fight. and, more importantly, the ability to pick a 9. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or buffalo wing clean. too drunk to fight, you must jump into the 3. If a man's zipper is down, that's his prob- fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours lem-you didn't see nothin'. his actions have caused you to think, " What 4. The universal compensation for buddies this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy. who help you move is beer.

5. (Gas Warfare Act) you may flatulate in front of a woman only after you've brought her to climax. But if you trap her head under the covers (Dutch Oven) for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

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10. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating and both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

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A Sign of the Times...

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer. "What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer Jack called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"

So again, they put up a new sign: GO SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really sped them up. So Farmer Jack called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

In order to get Farmer Jack off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign. The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, the problem with the speeding drivers and did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed." The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere to slow drivers down. So he drove out to Farmer Jack's house. His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. 'NUDIST COLONY' 'Slow down and watch for chicks!'

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Medical Tips

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CHILDREN’S EYESIGHT…

Children rarely complain about their sight, but often show there may be a problem with their vision through their behaviour. This can include sitting too close to the TV, rubbing their eyes a lot, holding objects very close to their face, blinking a lot, or one eye turning either in or out. If you think your child is experiencing any sort of sight problems, take them to an ophthalmic practitioner for a check-up as soon as possible. All babies should have their eyes checked at birth and again at about six weeks of age by a doctor. Young children with suspected vision problems should be referred to an orthoptist, who is part of the eye care team and generally works alongside ophthalmologists and optometrists. Orthoptists work in local health clinics or hospital eye clinics.

SIGNS TO WATCH OUT FOR:

• Needs to have books very close when reading.

• Squints or blinks often.

• Tilts his/her head to see better (while looking at a picture or the television, for example).

• Rubs his/her eyes when not sleepy.

• Closes one eye to see better (while looking at a book or watching television, for example).

• Avoids close, near-vision activities like scribbling, coloring, playing board games, or doing schoolwork.

•Avoids distance-vision activities, like watching birds or planes or playing catch, or has trouble seeing small objects at a distance or reading the blackboard in school.

•Has trouble following an object with his/her eyes (visual tracking).

•Has recurrent headaches at the end of the day.

• Complains of tired eyes.

• Seems overly sensitive to light.

Once your child's vision has been checked, it's important to continue with regular sight tests. Your child should have a check-up at least every two years, as problems can occur at any age. Even if none of the symptoms described above are displayed, there could still be an underlying eye condition.

If you're concerned about your child's vision, arrange an appointment with a local ophthalmic practitioner – they see children of any age. Many concerns can be resolved completely by the ophthalmic practitioner without the need to refer your child to a specialist such as an orthoptist or ophthalmologist. This is to detect whether a child has reduced vision in one or both eyes.

This is important because many children will not realise they have reduced vision, and parents will not normally be able to see it by just looking at the child.

It's recommended all children be seen by an orthop-

tist-led service to assess their vision between the ages of four and five.

The earlier any problems are picked up, the better the outcome. If you have any concerns about your child's eyes or there is a history of squint or lazy eye in the family, it's important you do not wait for the vision screening at school. Take your child to an ophthalmic practitioner for a sight test.

Children do not have to be able to read to have their eyes examined. It's possible to see whether the child has a squint or needs glasses without asking them any questions, using age-appropriate tests and equipment.

Eye examinations do not hurt. It might be necessary to put drops in your child's eyes so they can be tested to see if they need glasses and that the backs of the eyes are healthy. If this is the case for your child, it will be discussed with you in advance.

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Health & Well Being

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EVERY NIGHT DURING SLEEP, EVERY INDIVIDUAL WILL HAVE AROUND FIVE DREAM EPISODES, WHICH CAN LAST BETWEEN 15 AND 40 MINUTES. DREAM EXPERTS EXPLAIN THAT OUR...

Every night during sleep, every individual will have around five dream episodes, which can last between 15 and 40 minutes.

Dream experts explain that our dreams mirror fundamental patterns of human behaviour. They reflect who we are, and what we need and what we believe in. The definitions of the most common dreams are not black and white. Dream symbols are presented in a metaphoric fashion. So when you are figuring out what your dreams mean, your unconscious will not spell it out for you. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a job for your conscious to figure out.

THE 10 MOST COMMON DREAMS

and cope with stress or fears day-to-day. It is suggesting that you have a tendency to run away from issues rather than tackle them. This dream can be recurring until you find the issue and resolve it in your waking life.

NAKED IN PUBLIC: Being naked in a

public place suggests that you are struggling to find yourself or that you feel that you are being wrongly accused or exposed. If you are not the naked person in the dream but you see a nude person and are sickened by it, it may mean you are worried about exposing that person over a particular issue. It could also mean that you are The most com- comfortable in your skin, with who you and mon dreams relating to your teeth falling out other people are because you understand that include having your teeth crumble into your everyone is different. hands, fall out one-by-one with just a light tap, or Dreaming of being able to fly in your your teeth starting to rot. These dreams might dream can be interpreted in many ways. A tough be reflecting your anxieties about your appeartime flying in your dream suggests that someone ance and how others perceive you. Typically, (or something) is stopping you from moving to these dreams stem from a fear or rejection, the next step in your life. If you are unable to fly embarrassment or feeling unattractive. it suggests that you might be struggling to meet Dreaming that you are losing your teeth can also the high goals you set for yourself. Similarly, relate to communication. When you are missing being alone and struggling to fly implies that you your teeth, you will find it more difficult to talk. are lacking confidence within yourself.

Therefore, your dream might be highlighting some difficulty communicating with someone or When falling in your dream and expressing yourself in some way. It can also being overcome with fear, it signifies insecurity relate to a sense of powerlessness as teeth are and anxiety about a situation. You may have used to bite, tear and chew. You may be lacking failed at doing something in your waking life and confidence or need more privacy in some situa- the dream is letting out your feelings about not tion. doing as well as youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d hoped. If you are happily

TEETH FALLING OUT:

FLYING:

FALLING:

free falling it suggests you are not afraid of changes and you are ready to embrace the from something or someone that is chasing you in beauty of it. If it is in water the dream suggests your dream, it suggests that you are running away that you have very strong feelings for someone. from something that is causing you fear or anxiety in waking life. Your action of running away suggests that is how you would respond to pressure more next month....

BEING CHASED: If you are running away

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Medical Mayhem

Psychiatristic Help:

A woman went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "And how did he look?" "Very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that one time?" "He was looking through the window at us."

Golfing Accident: A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked "What happened to you?" "Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows arse, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."

Bad Diet: A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Seville:

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

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ALL REVVED UP

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BMW 100 YEARS

BMW Group is celebrating 100 years since the founding of the company and last month unveiled two more Hommages â&#x20AC;&#x201C; we look at few of the eight fantastic design exercises that were never intended for production. 1) Three years after acquiring Rover, a BMW / Rover first showed its ideas for a modern Mini , The ACV30 concept car in 1997 based on the MGF created to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Mini's win at the 1967 Monte Carlo Rally.

2) In April 2008, BMW unveiled the M1 Homage concept, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the M1. The concept vehicle used a mid-engine layout and borrows styling cues from both the original M1 and

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the 1972 BMW Turbo show car.

3) The BMW Concept Coupe Mille Miglia 2006 evoked the lines of the classic BMW 328 Mille Miglia Touring Coupe, which won the Mille Miglia in 1940. The Beautiful body was wrapped around the chassis and drivetrain of the BMW Z4 M Coupe.

4) In 1975, BMW Motorsport began racing in the United States. using a bespoke, IMSA-spec 3.0 CSL, which was very successful winning the manufacturersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; championship in its debut year. Last year to mark 40 years since that achievement, BMW built the 3.0 CSL Hommage R similar to the gorgeous 3.0 CSL Hommage road concept.

5) The R5 Hommage was unveiled last month This new concept bike marks 80 years since the original R5 was launched in 1936 at the time it was a pioneering motorcycle and it influenced bike design into the 1950s.

6) Based on The Current M2, The 2002 Hommage also unveiled last month, celebrates the 50th anniversary of the BMW 2002 turbo, the first series-produced car anywhere in Europe to come with a turbo.

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Sangria Chicken with Fennel & Celery Ingredients:

Easy - Serves 4

• Grated zest & juice of 2 blood oranges • Juice of 1 lemon • 1tbsp dark soft brown sugar • 4tbsp rapeseed oil • 150ml Fino sherry or dry white wine • 1tbsp Dijon mustard • A good pinch of flaky sea salt • 1.3kg (3lb) free-range chicken, jointed into 8 pieces, or the same weight in chicken thighs, bone in and skin on • 1 celery head, cut into 3cm slices • 2 fennel bulbs, sliced • 2 blood oranges, thinly sliced • 2tbsp thyme leaves

Method:

1) To make the marinade, put the orange zest and juice, lemon juice, sugar, oil, sherry or wine, mustard and sea salt in a bowl and mix together. Put the chicken pieces, celery, fennel, orange slices and thyme in a roasting tray and pour the marinade over. Mix, then cover with clingfilm and chill overnight in the fridge.

2) Preheat the oven to 200°C/fan 180°C/gas 6. Remove the tray from the fridge, put it in the oven and cook for 1 hour, basting the chicken a few times, until the juices run clear and the skin is brown and crisp.

3) Remove from the oven, drain off and discard the fat and pour the cooking liquid into a small pan. Heat this over a medium heat to reduce a little, then pour it over the chicken and serve with a green salad.

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STRANGE LAWS IN SCOTLAND There are a number of ancient laws that were put in place in Scotland that, technically speaking, that have not been repealed. However, prosecutions for these types of laws are non-existent these days and, even in the past, were extremely rare.

In some cases motions weren’t even legally passed due to the common law element of the Scottish system.

1. It is illegal in Scotland to be drunk and in

charge of a cow-Under the terms of the Licensing Act of 1872, drunk in charge of a steam engine, horse or cow could be fined £200 and jailed for up to 51 weeks.We’re still to hear of antone being charged with this in Scotland.

same in Berwick-on-Tweed and Carlisle.The conclusion to this is that local by-law were introduced at a time when cross-border movements were less welcome than they are now. There are a number of laws similar to this, including the town in Kansas state that forbids people from throwing knives at men wearing striped suits or shirts.

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In Scotland, it is illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see a naked mannequinIt’s not been made clear whether the child commits the offence by looking or the retailer for setting up the mannequin in such a lewd way, but this law sounds almost impossible to police.There are no records of anyone ever being charged for spying an unclothed mannequin. more next month....

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FINANCIAL NEWS The Euro & World Round Up

UK BORROWING and the BREXIT

UK borrowing has come out higher than expected and typically this would have a weakening effect on Sterling exchange rates against all major currencies but it appears as though market sentiment is favouring Sterling at the moment.

At the end of last month the GBP to Euro rate moved into the 1.31’s for the first time since the start of February. The big question for Euro buyers is if this improvement will continue or will there be a drop in the rate before the referendum?

The polls seem convinced that the Remain campaign has got a significant lead as we enter with-

in a month of the vote.

We think that the rate may well improve a little over the coming days, however if there is new information with regards to how the referendum vote may unfold the rate could start to fall again.

Bank of England governor Mark Carney has warned previously that the risks of leaving the EU could ‘possibly include a technical recession.’ The big piece of recent news is that Greece has managed to agree terms to unlock a further €10.3bn in new loans. If there was not a breakthrough in these negotiations there could have

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What’s On Guide...

4th June 2016: Salon Varietes presents The Honky Tonk Cats, Celebrating 50 years of THE ROLLING STONES for more info call: 952 47 45 42 or email: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com.

4th June 2016: XIV Butterfly Children Golf Tournament at Aloha Golf Club. For only €75 players can enjoy this beautiful course with the opportunity to win €10,000 worth of prizes including prizes on every hole. 5th June 2016: XIV Butterfly Children Charity Ball at the Aloha Golf Restaurant. At 8pm to include a delicious 3 course meal with wine and live music from the fantastic ‘Ricky Lavazza’ and ‘Mr Maph, Simone Lisa and their band’ guaranteed to get you dancing. For more information contact butterflychildren@debra.es 952 816 434 www.butterflychildrencharity.com.

June 8th to 14th 2016: The Marbella Feria. Feria de San Bernabe takes place every June in Marbella.

This fair is in honor of the city's patron saint San Barnabé and is a must see while in Marbella. There are lots of celebrations and events taking place throughout the city. This year the Marbella Fair is held mainly on the local fairgrounds the entrance to the tents, rides and other attractions is near the arch by the Three Boat Fountain where the Monday street market is usually held. Expect business to be shut or be working restricted hours for this week.

June 23rd 2016: San Juan - The festival of San Juan is held on the eve of June 23rd and lasts until the early hours of June 24th. All night, along the beaches of the coast bonfires and fireworks are lit to celebrate San Juan. A dip in the sea at midnight is considered to be good luck. Mythology suggests that strange things occur on this evening!

June 24th & 25th 2016: Jazz Funk Festival in San Pedro de Alcantara, to be held on the 24th in all plazas and streets and on 25th June on the Boulevard.

Every Monday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain at La Iglesia Bar, near Bonanza Square, Benalmadena Costa 11am -12.30pm.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every Monday: Age Concern Drop In for a coffee and a chat at The Captain’s bar Urb. Las Adelfas No. 11 from 11.30am to 1.00pm.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Age Care Coffee Morning at the Baptist Church, Calahonda, where people can chat, share experiences & take part in a variety of activities. Tel: 952 933 409 for info. 11 am – 1 pm.

Every Tuesday: Age Concern meet at the Manila bar in Los Boliches, next to the Yaramar hotel for Spanish lessons in the afternoon from 3.00pm until 3.45pm. Lifeline 652 537 615.

Every Wednesday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain held in Fuengirola at the Bar Salon Varietes. 11am -12.30pm.

Every Thursday: Age Concern meet at the Manila bar in Los Boliches, next to the Yaramar hotel for advice, support and friendship from 11.00am until 1.00pm. Pop in and meet new people and make new friends. Lifeline 652 537 615.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain held in The Pensioner's Bar, Paseo Maritimo La Cala from 11am-12.30pm.

Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Thursday: Flea Market from 9am next to Aldi in Las Lagunas, plenty of parking.

Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Friday: Age Concern meet at El Caballo de Oro in La Cala from 11.30 until 1.00pm. In the main square behind Supersol. Advice, support and friendship. Lifeline 652 537 615.

Every Sunday: FAMA have a car boot sale at the Hippodrome from 9am - 2pm.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

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112 091 092 062

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

Health Centres

Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Consulates

British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

952 952 952 952 952 952 952

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252

352 475 226 604 212 226 474

300 108 373 383 442 590 891

Tourist Information

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Transport

Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) & Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring).

La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina).

Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Cañada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists

24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis

Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates

6th-12th June 2016: Feria de San Bernab, Marbella. (See the What’s on guide page 62 for more info).

19th June 2016: Father’s Day (UK).

20th June 2016: Summer Solstice.

23rd June 2016: Eve of San Juan. Celebrations up and down the Costa (see the What’s

on guide on page 62 for more info).

1st July 2016: School Summer holidays begin.

check out our website www.costalinkmagazine.com for cinema listings in VOSE

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After

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during June 2016...

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

Gemini 66

Capricorn this month will see you hiding your emotions. Things are going on inside you that you can’t express feelings about love and life. Venus and Jupiter will bring time for introspection and analysis. You become aware of subtle details or uncover important information, meant to help you understand your relationship. The Sun, Mars and Mercury will bring with them change at work; June 2016 is going to be a busy month. You have a lot of work to do, you’re burning a lot of energy, and you have to face some emergencies or situations that force you to make quick decisions. Despite all these difficulties, in the end you’ll do a great job and your achievements will be admirable and profitable. Your work is handsomely rewarded and you’ll gain something extra from collaborations and partnerships. Your health could be a hot topic in June 2016. Don’t overdo it and learn to delegate some of your responsibilities!

Aquarius, June 2016 will be extraordinary for your relationships. Venus and Jupiter in your skies will bring you happiness and fulfillment. Under the Venus-Jupiter protection you might meet someone who’s going to seem meant to be yours. If you are in a relationship you will feel a real togetherness. The bottom line is clear: this could be the greatest month you’ve had in years. At work June 2016 opens favorable situations and new perspectives. You’re full of energy and adrenaline, and everything you do seems simple and easy to do. You can make a lot of money during this interval, but it’s recommended you avoid speculations because it may lead to losses. You’re energetic enough for two this month, you feel comfortable in your own skin and nothing manages to put a dent in your optimism. It’s a splendid time for having fun, traveling and vacations. Do everything your heart desires, but try not to overdo it!

Pisces, the position of Mercury in your sign, suggests that you maybe moving or doing other home-related initiatives this month. Venus, the planet of love, will orientated toward a practical pursuit.

Maybe a shared project or if you are single an office romance might also be born. This month will bring with it professional potential for you. All you need is a good approach strategy. Working is a pleasure for you now, you might even be passionate about it, and your greatest success comes when you’re using your talents. It’s an area where things had gone stale for a while, but now they’re looking up again. June 2016 is a good time to analyze, investigate and take energetic measures toward solving any medical issues you might have. Show restraint and don’t give in overindulgent temptations too often!

Aries, until June 17th your love life is centered on travel and communication. If you are looking for love then an unexpected meeting could see the beginning of a liaison based on a common interest.

But Venus, Saturn, Jupiter and Neptune are all putting their oar in this could lead to confused situations or over-the-top emotional reactions. After June 17th 2016, Venus enters a more peaceful state. Things start to calm down and set sail for a calmer sea. On the work and finance front from June 13th, Mercury, ends its prolonged stay your sign. It’s time to draw a line and add things up, calculate how productive last months’ efforts have been, what you’ve earned or maybe not, then restructure the way you work, you’ll soon reap the rewards!

Taurus, Mars has returned to your sign it will be in retrograde motion until June 30th 2016, when it will resume its direct motion. It’s a significant time that will have a few critical moments, testing your relationships and filtering the good from the bad. Don’t rush things! You’ll make the best decisions at the end of the month. June is a month with significant financial changes. During the first two weeks the Sun and Venus blesses you with luck but it also makes you look back a bit and draw some conclusions! You will you seek out new sources of income. Collaborations and partnerships deserve particular attention, since they can reach a critical point. Get physical this month, exercise: work out, anything that uses up your physical energy. You’ll feel a lot better for it!

Gemini, June 2016 is a much better month for you. Things started to improve beginning with the last week of May, Mars and Venus have brought you luck in love. Venus stays in your sign until June 17th 2016, so you’d better make the most of its good graces. The second part of June 2016 is also good but it focuses on home and financial aspects of your relationship. On the work and finance front June 2016 brings a visible improvement to professional relationships. The second part of June 2016 is favorable for earnings and could bring you material gains. But it’s a month during which you work hard and not everything goes according to plan. The best way will be to schedule your time wisely and don’t overdo it! The Sun’s transiting through your sign this month it will give you a lot of energy and cheerfulness, and confidence in your own abilities.

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Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Cancer, professional and financial interests mix with relationship ones this month. Venus, the ruler of love, is in your sign throughout June 2016. Different possibilities present themselves: either professional and financial interests are pursued together with your pair, perhaps they influence your decisions in matters of the heart. Either way, the influence will lead to positive results. On the work and finance front with both Benefices’ – Venus and Jupiter – June 2016 brings you good luck with finances. To get that money though, you might have to do some secret maneuvering or resort to some less than orthodox methods.

Things develop nicely on the professional front, but it’s possible that acknowledgement and success will come late in the month. In the last week of June 2016, Cancerians will be in incredible shape. Enjoy it!

Leo, June 2016 is an interesting month for you, because Venus, the planet of love, begins its retrograde cycle exactly in Leo. This cycle will last until November 8th of 2016 and will involve Leo and Virgo.

Your love life is blooming this month. You’ll experience joyful events and you might even meet someone special. But there are concerns that things might not be as they seem, or you might experience some troubled, complicated moments at some point. Venus and Jupiter are helping out your career this month. Therefore, your success is guaranteed. Luck seems to come your way without you making any effort. Opportunities for development and success arise. You are blossoming. You have great energy, both physically and mentally.

The only downside would be the tendency to overdo it. Try to relax when you can, maybe take a little long overdue holiday.

Virgo, Venus is alongside Jupiter, this month bringing with it happiness and fulfillment. From now on until November 2016, Venus is in retrograde cycle it will go back and forth as if stuck. These five months might bring Virgos important insight into emotions and relationships. But it might also cause trouble...Be careful what you get yourself involved in, it might be complicated! On the career and money front you have three strong allies in Mars the Sun and Mercury whatever misunderstanding or obstacles have risen in the past weeks you now have a clear path in every direction. Not only that, but you’re also lucky when it comes to money! Be careful whom you get mixed up with, both in love and in business! To avoid risks, it’s advisable to be calm, disciplined and cautious.

Libra, with Venus and Jupiter in your sign this month, you’re likely to have a great time, to attend parties or various social gatherings if you are single now is a great time to meet someone new at some reunion or maybe under different circumstances somewhere people with shared interests are gathered. On the work front you’re very popular and you’re lucky or skillful enough to find supporters and friends willing to help you out with whatever you intend to do, to back you up and promote you. June 2016 is a very favorable month for group projects anything you touch will be successful. You are also likely to receive gifts, sponsorships or other financial advantages this month. Things are starting to settle down after a very tense patch of both mental and nervous strain. Ask for favors and support, because you’re very likely to get them! It’s also an excellent time to make new friends.

Scorpio, Venus is in your sign this month and is going to be hitting high. Being close to Jupiter does Venus a world of good, you are the center of attention. Therefore, you can expect important and happy events to happen: romantic proposals or declarations of love, reconciliations or, in some cases, even an engagement or marriage. June 2016 is a successful month for Scorpions. The sky is the limit and opportunities seem to pop up everywhere. You might be commended, appreciated or even awarded, you could get promoted, win something, enjoy resonating success. It would be preferable to postpone any financial initiatives for the second part of the month. Vitality is low for the duration of June 2016. It’s advisable not to push it and to take care of yourself. Relax when you can take a trip away or just take a few days off.

Sagittarius, June 2016 will be full of irresistible attractions and bold romantic gestures. Uranus will be in your sign brining with it unexpected experiences. You take charge and go for it to get what you want.

In the second part of June 2016 you might finally settle an issue that’s been bothering you for weeks. On the work and finance front, June 2016 is a highly competitive month. You might have discussions or re-negotiations most likely this will be with associates or even competitors. Misunderstandings or errors might occur in the first week try to be patient and have tact! Financially, things also change around the middle of the month. With stress levels running this high, there’s not much of a chance to find a balance in June 2016. Even though you’re rather agitated you’ll rise to the challenge.

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puzzle Link The Words

Solutions on page 80

it out

In each of these puzzles, three words are listed. All you have to do is find another word that can either precede or follow each word linking them:

1)

___

CRAFT

PORT

LINE

3)

___

LINE

LIGHT

DIVE

STATION

WAVE

CONTROLLED

2) 4) 5)

____ ___

FALL

_____

TUNE

BALL SALE

STOOL CAST

Guess The Celeb

A

B

Sudoku

Brain Teaser HOW TO BREAK FREE FROM PRISON...

A prisoner is in jail.

There are two doors...

One leads to freedom one leads to death.

There is a guard at each door.

One guard always tells the truth...

The other always tells lies.

The prisoner is allowed one question to either of the guards.

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What is the question that will take him to freedom?

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Crossword

Across: 1. To pull along the ground (4) 4. Theater district in NYC (8) 8. Reduced in size (6) 9. Chip from Beauty and the Beast (6) 10. Credit ____ (4) 11. Categorized by region (8) 13. The murder of a president (13) 16. A good complexion (8) 19. Tie a ____ in the rope (4) 20. Arthurian wizard (6) 22. Type of bomb dropped in Hiroshima (6) 23. Not normal (8) 24. Research your family ____(4) Down: 2. Practice before a performance or show (9) 3. Your mother's mother (7) 4. One who rides a motorcycle (5) 5. Eight sided shape (7) 6. Malfoy's first name (5) 7. Atomic mass unit abbreviation (3) 12. To say sorry (9) 14. Breastbone (7) 15. Chinese food or pizza (7) 17. Where's _____ (USA)(5) 18. Slow moving mollusk (5) 21. The ___ and flow of life (3)

Name The Film

A An astronaut becomes stranded on Mars B after his team assume him dead, and must rely on his ingenuity to find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive (2015).

In the distant future, a small waste-collecting robot inadvertently embarks on a space journey that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind (2008).

Say What You See...

give give give give

get get get get

ROOD

impossibl

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts "who's been having SEX my wife?" ...Voice in the back shouts " You don't have enough bullets"...

I cannot stand people who think they're worse off than everybody else. My mate Don is brilliant.

He had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it? Does he hell!

I was testing children in my Sunday school class,to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!''If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'Again, they all answered 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD.'

There was this Cute Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai.

I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh" Wow, I was guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!

But then, my friend interpreted it for me and told me what she really said was: 666136429 72

A bear and a rabbit are having a poo in the jungle. The bear leans over to the rabbit, and asks shyly: “Do you have a problem with bits of poo sticking to your fur?” the rabbit confidently replies: “No, I can’t say I do.” So the bear proceeds to wipe his bottom with the rabbit.

My wife is suffering from depression.

She phoned me the other day and said "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help".

So I sent her a timetable.

The Prime Minister was heading into Number 10 Downing Street on a snowy day. He couldn’t fail to miss that just outside his front door, someone had urinated the phrase ‘The PM is a moron’.

Horrified, he demanded his head of security look into who did it. A couple of days later, the head of security reported back. ‘Sir, we’ve run some tests.

The urine definitely belongs to the Leader of the Opposition.’

‘I though as much,’ said the PM. ‘and,’ continued the head of security, ‘the handwriting belongs to your wife.’

‘Viagra’ is now available in tea bags....

It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft!

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Angry Birds E Z S A C A A J H F R E O D H L A H W Q L Q G L U B L L T C E H T I C S E U L B Y Y E T K P Z C B B S P J A U D U U N C L L A M B D B S T E R E Y O V O E J J G J E M A N O H R W R G B T D B I S G D R

Can you find all the birds in the wordsearch?

terence matilda bomb hal chuck stella the blu es bubble s

what comes next?

tick the box to the object you think comes next in the sequence....

yellow bird eggs slingshot red bird eggs green pig slingshot yellow bird eggs

red bird yellow bird 74

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KIDS PAGE TAKEOVER Meet th e

start

bir ds

AMAZING....

can you get from the start of the maze to the in the middle? to find the angry bird!

finish

Give the Birds Some Colour

...

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Mechanics

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Metal Works

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Business

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puzzle Trivia Quiz Answers

1) Dan Brown 2) Lira 3) Copenhagen 4) Flax 5) Spain & Portugal 6) Brown 7) Ravens 8) Dead Sea 9) Twins 10) Lot 11) Mike Tyson 12) Australia 13) They cannot retract their claws 14) A5 15) Leinster 16) Lincoln & York 17) Lactose 18) The Edge 19) Juniper 20) Scalpel 21) Cluedo 22) Queen Victoria 23) The Liver 24) Exodus 25) QWERTY 26) An Isobar 27) Seven 28) Apollo 11 29) Ringo Starr 30) California

Answers from 24, 70 & 71

it out

Link The Words 1) Air 2) Foot 3) Sky 4) For 5) Radio

Guess The Celeb a) David Beckham b) Britney Spears

Brain Teaser

How to break free from prison answer...

If I were to ask the other guard which door leads to freedom, what would he say?

Whichever door the guard points to, you go and choose the other one.

Crossword Solution

Sudoku Solution

Name The Film

a) The Martian (2015) b) WALL-E (2008)

Say What You See 1) Forgive & Forget

80

2) Back Door

3) Almost Impossible

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At MUSE Hair and Beauty we offer something different

The salon is large and modern with a very welcoming atmosphere and caters for all age groups Something more than just the average salon

We deliver a wide range of hairdressing services using the best products to ensure the most professional results.

Our creative stylists are happy to help you create a whole new image that's exclusive to you and makes you stand out from the crowd or just provide the routine salon services at the highest level of professionalism

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Newly opened in April 2016 Muse is located at the foot of Mijas Golf

We are all English speaking but can also coverse in Spanish, German and French

In our Wellbeing room you will feel instantly relaxed and with our hand made, 100% natural products we aim to provide a pamper experience not found anywhere else, a master of her trade, our holistic beautician prides herself in always ensuring the very best treatments and spa experience

MUSE The source of artiďŹ&#x2020;ic inspiration Telephone: 629 20 94 79 Email: musemijasgolf@gmail.com Muse Hair and Beauty, Mijas Golf (at the end of the BBQ area) Camino de CoĂ­n, Mijas Costa

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