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23rd AUGUST 2022

“THE HEAT IS ON” THE WORLD FAMOUS TREVI FOUNTAIN

OUR CRUISE STARTS IN ROME. “ROME WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY” BUT, BY STAYING IN CENTRAL ROME FOR A FEW DAYS BEFORE WE CRUISE, WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO VISIT AS MUCH OF ROME AS WE CAN. IT’S THAT PHOTO OPPORTUNITY THAT EVEN JULIUS CAESAR WOULD HAVE CHOSEN, IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD INVENTED THE CAMERA!

OUR FULL ITINERARY IS… 23rd August: We DEPART our cruise FROM Rome | 24th: we are at sea| 25th: Santorini 26th: Athens |27th: Mykonos|28th: Corfu| 29th: MaltA | 30th: Messina (Sicily) 31st: Naples| 1st September: Livorno | 2nd September: back to Rome

Your cabin price includes: • Dining in a choice of restaurants, • the ‘PREMIUM’ drinks package • the WIFI PACKAge (All your drinks in every bar & restaurant 24/7)

• ‘GRATUITIES’ Experienced cruisers know that cruise lines have got into the habit of adding 10% or more (under the heading gratuities) but not on our cruises

our ship IS the N.C.L Escape

Your ‘GROUP’ cabin prices for this 10 NIGHT CRUISE

INSIDE £1708* BALCONY CABIN £2198* MINI SUITE £2429* *All prices shown are Per Person

As I have said many times “cruise ships wait for nobody” not even Marbella Cruisers so…we are going to stay at a ‘very posh’ hotel for one or two nights before we sail. The ROME SAVOY HOTEL is walking distance from the ‘Trevi fountain’ & the ‘Spanish Steps’. There isn’t a more central hotel to see the sights of Rome. Farley, at Travelfinders, has secured us a ‘GROUP’ rate of £160 per night, (for the room, not per person) including breakfast, for as many nights as we wish. Natalie and I will be staying on the nights of the 21st and 22nd August. By pure coincidence the 22nd August is my birthday so… please join Natalie & I on the hotel terrace, for drinks at 7.00pm. At 11.00am on the morning of 23rd August, coaches will be waiting outside our hotel to take us to our ship. (optional) F

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WE ARE HOLDING (RESERVED) 50 CABINS ON THE ABOVE DEAL 10 INSIDE CABINS, 30 BALCONY CABINS AND 10 MINI SUITES WHEN THEY ARE GONE OUR PRICES WILL RETURN TO ‘NON GROUP’ PRICES AND WE WILL LOSE THE PREMIUM DRINKS PACKAGE, FREE WIFI and GRATUITIES.CRUISE LINES ARE LIKE AIRLINES, THEY PUT THEIR PRICES UP AS THEIR SHIPS & PLANES FILL UP. Your deposit is. £100 per personand 50€ per person (To Marbella Cruisers) Organization/administration fee. When paid, your cabin price, including Premium drinks package and pre-paid gratuities are ‘CAST IN STONE’ Your final payment is due. 90 DAYS before sailing date. As soon as your deposit and organization fee are paid you will get regular updates on all subjects relating to this cruise.

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OCTOBER 16th 2022

“WE ARE SAILING, WE ARE SAILING” SAILING FROM MALAGA AND BACK TO MALAGA CRUISE, THE MSC MAGNIFICA IS STUNNING! THIS 11 NIGHT CRUISE STARTING FROM MALAGA WITH THE FIRST PORT OF CALL MARSEILLES, THEN ON TO GENOA, BARCELONA, TANGIER, LANZAROTE & TENERIFE AND THEN BACK TO MALAGA

Your full itinerary is. Depart Malaga on the: 16th October 2022 | 17th: at sea | 18th: Marseilles 19th: Genoa | 20th: Barcelona | 21st: at sea | 22nd: Tangier | 23rd: at sea 24th: Tenerife | 25th: lanzarote | 26th: at sea | 27th October: home to Malaga In October 2021… 200 of us (very nice people) from here on the Costa del sol will be sailing out of Malaga and back to Malaga.

Many of us will be on board the ship, Drinking our all-inclusive drinks within 3 - 4 hours of leaving our homes so as this local, very inexpensive cruise, is so popular, we are doing the same cruise in 2022.

Your cabin price includes: • Dining in a choice of restaurants, • the ‘PREMIUM’ drinks package (All your drinks in every bar & restaurant 24/7)

• ‘GRATUITIES’ Experienced cruisers know that cruise lines

our ship IS the MSC MAGNIFICA Your ‘GROUP’ cabin prices for this 11 NIGHT CRUISE

INSIDE £939* OUTSIDE (WINDOW) £1119* BALCONY £1219*

have got into the habit of adding 10% or more (under the heading gratuities) but not on our cruises

*All prices are Per Person & ALL CABINS ARE ‘FANTASTICA’ grade cabins

To make life really easy, OUR PRIVATE COACHES, TAKING US TO OUR SHIP, WILL START FROM THE GIBRALTAR BORDER, DUQUESA PORT, ESTEPONA & LA CALA. EACH COACH MAKING CONVENIENT STOPS FOR YOU TO JOIN US AT ‘YOUR PRESELECTED BUS STOP’ ON THE A7.

THEY WILL ALSO MEET US ON OUR RETURN.

WE ARE HOLDING (RESERVED) 80 CABINS ON THE ABOVE DEAL: 10 INSIDE CABINS, 10 WINDOW CABINS AND 50 BALCONY CABINS AND 10 SUITES WHEN THEY ARE GONE OUR PRICES WILL RETURN TO ‘NON GROUP’ PRICES AND WE WILL LOSE THE PREMIUM DRINKS PACKAGE. CRUISE LINES ARE LIKE AIRLINES, THEY PUT THEIR PRICES UP AS THEIR SHIPS AND PLANES FILL UP.

Your deposit is. £ 100 per person and 50 € per person (To Marbella Cruisers) Organization/administration fee. When paid, your cabin price, including Premium drinks package and pre-paid gratuities are ‘CAST IN STONE’ Your final payment is due. 90 DAYS before sailing date. As soon as your deposit and organization fee are paid you will get regular updates on all subjects relating to this cruise.

For more information contact us:

EMAIL COLIN@MARBELLACRUISERS.com or see WWW.MARBELLACRUISERS.COM

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Ed’s Note...

Well I’ve never wished it would rain here on the Costa del Sol but I might just be out there doing a dance soon! The reservoirs are at lowest point they have been for years and washing in the sea this summer is not sounding that appealing…Well here we are again into another new month, where does the time go? Lots going on this March: It’s Pancake Day & St. David’s Day on the 1st, on the 17th it’s St Patrick’s Day lots of Bar’s and Pub’s have celebrations up and down the Coast. Mothers Day (UK) is on the 27th of the month if you are stuck for a pressie then Salon Red in Calahonda have just the thing why not treat Mum to a facial or a relaxing, reviving massage take a look at their ad on pages 16&17. What ever you are up to have a great month…

in the March Magazine...

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Things that only a woman will understand in “A Women’s World” this month!

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Solutions on page 82 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

It’s a funny old World with Genie’s and Golfers take a look at it’s “A Man’s World” this month on page 34…

If you are looking to buy a property or business then look no further. Check out the Property Pages from page 35…

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A Woman’s World THINGS ONLY US WOMEN UNDERSTAND... d

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a entire tub of Häagen-Dazs make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the sale rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND: 1. OTHER WOMEN!

GETTING MARRIED...

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"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." “He died of a broken neck." “A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

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HOT GOSSIP...

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KANYE & KIM: COULD THEY BE FRIENDLY EXES? IT SEEMS NOT...

One year since they officially split and relations between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are at an all-time low, with bad blood on both sides. Last month, things got way worse when Kanye lashed out at Kim yet again. In since-deleted Instagram posts, the rapper demanded a “public apology” from Kim and her family, after they supposedly didn’t tell him the location and time of daughter Chicago’s birthday party. Kim posted a statement to Instagram, telling followers, “Kanye’s obsession with trying to control and manipulate our situation so negatively and publicly is only causing further pain for all.”

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STRUGGLING TO ACCEPT QUEEN CAMILLA: HARRY & MEGHAN ARE AT ANY RATE... It’s no secret that they sometimes are slighty me, me me.

Camilla and Harry have a famously “fraught relationship”, his upcoming memoir will tell all but in the mean time Meghan Markle has stated: 'I won’t curtsey to Queen Camilla'... Time will tell on this one!

BRAD & ANGELINA: SHE SELLS HER STAKE IN CHATEAU MIRAVAL... Brad and

Angelina got married back in 2014 at the Chateau. The sprawling French hideaway, nestled in the beautiful Provence countryside, had been one of the family's favorite holiday destinations since 2008. In October 2021 Angelina was cleared to sell her shares to a third party after she asked a California court to allow the sale to go ahead despite the fact that they were still finalizing divorce proceedings. Brad is now suing for tortious interference with contractual relations. Where will it end?

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HOT GOSSIP...

ENGAGEMENT & TV GOSSIP...

IS ADELE ENGAGED? ADELE LEFT THE BRIT AWARDS LAST MONTH WITH LOTS OF NEW TROPHIES TO ADD TO HER COLLECTION... It was the MASSIVE rock on her ring finger that caused the stir. Walking the red carpet in a black velvet dress by Armani Privé, the 33 year old happily showed off the giant rock (rumoured to be worth $2million), leading fans to speculate if she was cooly announcing her engagement to sports agent Rich Paul. We wanna know.

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STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 & SEASON 5… IT’S THE BEGINNING OF

THE END FOR HAWKINS, ELEVEN AND THE UPSIDE DOWN...with Stranger Things creators the Duffer Brothers announcing some big next steps for the beloved Netflix sci-fi series. The first episodes are debuting on 27th May. But will be split into two halves, with the second lot of episodes will be released on 1st July. Also, sadder news that the next season, season 5 will be the final instalment with the show concluding for good.

WHEN IS TOWIE BACK? DUE TO COVID RESTRICTIONS THE FILMING FOR

SERIES 30...of The Only Way is Essex has been pushed back and will begin in March 2022. It's a major blow for the franchise and its stars who were gearing up to make the 30th series extra special. Chloe Brockett recently wrote on her Instagram story, "The season has been delayed because we want to film without Covid restrictions and be able to stand next to each other. We want to go on an away trip abroad and because television restrictions are a lot stricter to do that am would be hard!”

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WHO I AM...?

Can you work out “WHO I AM” from questions 1 to 10 1) I preferred play over work: Enjoying, hunting, gambling & wild parties 2) I wrote the best-selling book Defense of the Seven Sacraments 3) I was a serve hypochondriac 4) My blood group was very rare and positive for the Kell antigen 5) In 1536 a jousting accident left me with brain damage 6) I was born in Greenwich, London in 1491 7) I was around 6 foot 2 inches in height (very tall at the time the average male height being 5ft 5”)

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AN ELEPHANT

A young man was on holiday in NEVER FORGETS...

Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with His hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face,stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him. Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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Psychology •After both suffering from depression for a while, the wife wand I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough….once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better. So I thought…Sod it….I’ll soldier on.

• Iris, my sister-in-law, is a long distance lorry driver. She decided to get a dog for protection for the long days and nights that she was away from home.

As she studied a likely candidate, the breeder told her, 'I must warn you that he doesn't like men.''Perfect', Iris thought and promptly bought the dog. Some time later as she was leaving a transport café, two men approached her, in the car park, and Iris watched to see how her new 'bodyguard' would react. It soon became clear that the breeder hadn't been joking, because as the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car and hid.

• A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

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1) What is the purest form of carbon?

2) Which colour featured in the title of Whoopi Goldberg’s first feature film?

3) To which country do the Galapagos Islands belong?

4) Which Ex-England Rugby Union player married into the royal family?

5) Which number cubed is 8?

6) Which sit-com and film has characters called Saffron and Bubble?

7) On which part of your body would a cataract form?

8) What is the capital of Malta?

9) In the movie Frankenstein, which part did Boris Karloff play?

10) Who had a hit with ‘Winner Takes it All’?

11) In which month do we traditionally celebrate Halloween?

12) Which children’s publisher has a red and black animal as it’s logo?

13) How many hurdles must each runner jump in a 400 metres hurdle race?

14) From which novel by George Orwell does the reality show “Big Brother” get its name?

15) What is the outer edge of a circle more commonly known as?

16) What Latin word means "Things to be done"?

17) Which country was the first to put a man in space?

18) Who had a hit with ‘Money for nothing’?

19) Who made the ‘Astra’ car?

20) Who was the lead singer with the Police?

21) Who did Doctor Crippen murder?

22) What type of dog was Rin Tin Tin? 23) Which is the largest of the Balearic Islands?

24) What was the name of the bumbling French Detective in the Pink Panther films?

25) Which newspaper was founded in the 1980’s and dissolved in the 1990’s?

26) In which part of the body would you find the stapes?

27) Which Ben E King song went to Number one 25 years after it was first released?

28) What is the largest island in the Mediterranean?

29) Peaky Blinders is set in which city?

30) Which plant has flowers but no leaves?

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Psychology • Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Robert. Four days later she became his stepmother.

•Two married friends are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, and I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say...

How about some sex?...

And she's always sound asleep."

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1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . . .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER . . .

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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GUESS THE YEAR...

Can you work out “WHICH YEAR IT IS” from the following questions?

1) Princess Diana was killed in a car crash on the 31st of August of this year 2) Scientists at the Roslin Institute in Scotland successfully cloned a sheep 3) IBM’s chess-playing computer defeated chess champion Garry Kasparov 4) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was published 5) Hong Kong returned to the Chinese after being ruled by the UK 6) Tony Blair becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom 7) Mike Tyson Bites Evander Holyfield's ear during a boxing match 8) Mother Teresa Died in Calcutta 9) At the movies you would have been watching: Titanic, The Lost World: Jurassic Park Men in Black or Liar Liar 10) Popular musicians included: Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails The Verve or Counting Crows

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A Man’s World

It’s A FUNNY OLD WORLD...

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!”

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?

Think of how much concrete... how much steel? No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy." The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

THE BRAGGING GOLFER...

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, ''What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!'' The guy answers, ''My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.'' ''Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here.''

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MAGAZINE

PROPERTY PAGES

RESIDENTIAL & COMMERCIAL PROPERTY FOR SALE & TO LET

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YOUR FAMILY RUN REAL ESTATE AGENTS LET US FIND YOUR PERFECT, HEAVENLY HIDEOUT OR SELL WITH US

t: +34 952 669 470 / t: +34 603 227 899 e: papps@captaincosta.es w: captaincosta.es ONE BED APARTMENT LOS PACOS €135.000

FOUR BEDROOM VILLA MIJAS GOLF €1.100.000

A bargain property is new to the market. The 4 large Bedroom apartment comes with 2 Bathrooms, large independent kitchen, bright living room and a storage room.

Located in the heart of Fuengirola 5 mins walk to the beach. Ref: CC0053

PRICE REDUCED FOR AN URGENT SALE This 2nd Floor cozy 1 Bed 1 Bath apartment is located in that wonderful village of Los Pacos, Fuengirola. The property has recently been renovated to bring it up to “A Turnkey” walk-in residence. Ref: CC0060

This amazing architectural show piece is distributed on a plot of more than a 1000m2, Built area of 660m2, 2 Floors and a Basement. The property is carefully built with materials like Italian marble from the prestigious Piedra Paloma firm. Ref: CC0034

FOUR BEDROOM VILLA EL ROSARIO €1.750.000

TWO BED PENTHOUSE LA CALA HILLS €275.000

THREE BED PENTHOUSE LA CALA HILLS €365.000

Perhaps the most beautiful villa in all of El Rosario. Spectacular villa with 4 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms recently renovated throughout and in excellent condition. Set amongst a landscaped plot of 1600m2.

R3949645

Beautiful renovated penthouse with an open plan kitchen facing the dining area. The glass curtainson to an enormous terrace, where also the Jacuzzi is placed. Wide views over the diverse landscape, and the Mijas Golf courses. Ref: R3377863

Attractive and very sunny 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom penthouse with an enormous (125m2) terrace in the popular La Cala Hills urbanisation.

Complex has well maintained communal pool and gardens, kids pool and play area. Ref: R3683627

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FOUR BEDROOM APT FUENGIROLA €199.000

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Entrance hall, good size kitchen, large lounge with a double access to the terrace, bedroom with a third access to the terrace. And a full bathroom. Urbaniza琀on with a pool. For sale with a private parking space and storeroom. Must be seen!

FOR SALE AT: €161.000 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT ARROYO DE LA MIEL CENTRE A tradi琀onal Spanish apartment right in the centre of the town. Fantas琀c loca琀on.

A minute to any amenity, shops, train sta琀on, Health Centre... This apartment has 2 bedrooms , 1 bathroom, a glazed in terrace and a large kitchen with a u琀lity room.

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Are golf properties just for golfers?

Green Golf Townhouse - Living Room, Estepona Main Picture: Green Golf , Estepona

Golf properties offer unparalleled access to some of Spain’s finest fairways. But are they only designed to meet the needs of golfers? We put that question to Marc Pritchard, Sales and Marketing Director at leading Spanish home builder Taylor Wimpey España.

Are golf properties only suitable for golfers?

Green Golf Townhouse, Estepona

Marc: Absolutely not! In fact, when European Tour Destinations researched this, they found that 66% of golf community residents were not actually golfers. So the majority of those who own second homes on golf courses buy there for other reasons.

What are the attractions of golf properties for non-golfers?

Marc: Golf properties tend to be very peaceful. They are an escape from the constant noise and ‘always on’ nature of modern daily life. The lush green surroundings and extensive views can feel like an antidote to stress. They are places where you can dine outside on the terrace and listen to birdsong.

Most golf resorts also provide clubhouse facilities, so residents have somewhere to connect and socialise when the mood takes them, whether they want a quiet catchup over a glass of wine or a lively meal with friends and family.

The wider local area usually plays into buyers’ decisions too. At Green Golf in Estepona, for example, the spacious townhouses are just 3 km from the beach. They’re also nestled between Gibraltar and Puerto Banús, providing plenty of options for owners to enjoy their leisure time.

And for golfers?

Marc: Golfers, of course, benefit from ultimate ease of access to the fairways and greens of the resort where they buy. Golf properties often come with some kind of discount for the local facilities. Owners at Green Golf, for example, enjoy special privileges at Estepona Golf, for all of the resort’s services and facilities.

Why buy at Green Golf?

Marc: Our key-ready homes at Green Golf offer excellent value for the local area. The properties face south or southwest for making the most of the sunshine and come with lovely, large terraces. Views extend over the golf course to the sea and there are communal gardens and pools for residents to enjoy.

Prices at Green Golf start at €310,000 for a three-bedroom, two-bathroom townhouse.

To see the complete selection of Taylor Wimpey properties for sale here on the Costa del Sol please see: www.costadelsolpropertyfinder.com

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WITH MUCH HIGHER RETURNS THAN RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY Duquesa Puerto Banus

restaurant in corner position on busy road 180m2 Freehold: Freehold + 40m2 terrace – 1.690.000€ ref: 2528

Mijas Costa

Freehold: Mini Market & Bar close to Valle Romano Golf 40m2 – 79.950€ ref: 2600 Freehold: Office Estepona Port 100m2 previous let @ 1500€ per month – 239.950€ ref: 2446

in busy commercial centre... Triple unit Freehold: Restaurant Currently let @ 1200€ per month – 250.000€ ref: 2624

Torre molinos

Freehold: Hair & Beauty Salon 60m2 previously let @ 550 per month - 60.000€ ref: 2634 Freehold: Take Away premises 75m2 previously let @ 650€ per month – 75.000€ ref: 2636 Freehold: Restaurant/Double Unit previously let @ 2250€ per month – 210.000€ ref: 2632

Estepona

NOW IS THE TIME TO INVEST IN COMMERCIAL PROPERTY

Bar currently fitted as Irish style Pub 280m2 +70m2 terrace Freehold: Large previously let @ 1700€ per month – 295.000€ ref: 2422

www.business-sales-spain.com/freehold Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

BUSINESS SALES & TRANSFERS

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Just Listed

Costa Rents have just listed this penthouse apartment in the Samara Resort, Marbella.

We have a number of International Clients currently looking for apartments and villas with charm, style and character in your area.

Are you thinking of renting or selling your property and want to rely on the expertise of a local, experienced professional? Costa Rents offer a personal service to secure you a regular income.

GET IN TOUCH

Costa Rents La Cala Golf Resort C. Mirador del Golf, 1 29649, Málaga, Spain +34 671 093 925 info@costarents.com www.costarents.com

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299.950€

MIDDLE FLOOR APARTMENT IN LA CALA GOLF BUILT:

TERRACE:

BEDS:

BATHS:

POOL:

Wonderful two bed middle floor apartment with 115 30 COMMUNITY TWO TWO stunning views located in La Cala Golf Resort.

M² M² The property is all on one level and comes with spacious lounge leading onto large terrace with fantastic views of the mountains and golf course.There is also a fully fitted kitchen with seperate ultility room. The property has two bedrooms with the master having en suite bathroom and wardrobe area,The second bedroom also has a terrace and their is a guest bathroom with walk in shower. REF: R3917431.

169.950€

GROUND FLOOR APARTMENT IN RIVIERA BUILT:

TERRACE:

BEDS:

BATHS:

POOL:

This fully furnished two bed and two bathrooms 90 11 COMMUNITY TWO TWO elevated ground floor apartment with in Riviera M² M² Del Sol near to Roca Grill. The lounge/diner has patio doors leading to a large gated terrace with spectacular sea views. There is a fully fitted kitchen including washing machine.throughout. Within a gated community only 10 minutes walk to bars and restaurants and other amenities in Riviera del Sol. REF: R3904360.

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284.000€

BEAUTIFUL FINCA CORTIJO IN LA ATALAYA PLOT:

BUILT:

BEDS:

BATHS:

POOL:

Lovely Spanish Finca sitting on stunning, 10.ooo 90 TWO TWO N/A tranquil plot containing fruit and almond trees M² M² and only 15 mins from La Cala de Mijas. Two Bed, two Bathrooms, 90 sq. mtrs. standing on 10,000 sq meters of plot with secure fenced off garden area. This is a must see if you would like to purchase a Finca. REF: R3898585.

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THREE BEDROOM Detached Villa, Elviria

890.000€

Beautiful Villa in the heart of Elviria with panoramic views. The three storey Villa was built in 2001 and constantly maintained. It consists of a big lounge and dining area on the main level of the house, a well sized kitchen, a bedrooms and bathroom and a beautiful terrace with breathtaking sea views. Beautiful property in a fantastic location. Ref: R3292708.

THREE BEDROOM Penthouse, Nueva Andalucía

1.100.000€

Fantastic

two

Storey Penthouse with sea and mountain views. Situated in Nueva Andalucia. Lounge with huge A frame and 15 meter ceilings. With three bedrooms, two bathrooms and Large modern kitchen.

Ultra modern furniture by Pedro Peña. Underfloor heating, four terraces The apartment is 350 meters, Indoor parking & storage locker.5 minutes to Puerto Banus. Private Rooftop Heated pool with large rooftop terrace. Ref: R3914185.

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999.000€

FIVE BEDROOM Detached Villa, Nueva Andalucía

Immaculate

five

b e d r o o m detached family villa situated in a sought after gated community located in the heart of Nueva Andalucia. With prestigious golf clubs and Aloha College is also situated within close proximity making this an ideal family home. The house is presented in superb condition and has recently been renovated incorporating new floors, doors and wardrobes throughout. Ref: R3027878.

FIVE BEDROOM Detached Villa, LAS CHAPAS

2.799.995€

Luxury five bed detached villa in Hacienda Las Chapas. This stunning property has been totally renovated recently. The property itself has been split between three levels and the highest quality materials have been used to make this wonderful home. Located 15 minutes from Marbella and with 24 hour security this property really is a stunning home. This really is a must see if you are looking in Marbella. Ref: R3943252.

Please Contact us for Further Details platinumestatesmarbella.com info@platinumestatesmarbella.com T: (+34) 951 666 715 (Spain) M: (+34) 663 061 669 (Spain)

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YOUR DREAM IS OUR PASSION DETACHED VILLA IN BENALMADENA

€1.272.000

This spacious villa with private pool has a fantastic location in a very quiet Urbanization of Benalmadena Costa , only 10mins walk from the marina and the beach.

Built over two levels, it's like two houses in one as you have two different accesses for the ground floor level and the first floor level which could make it an ideal investment if you want to use half of the house as a holiday rental for example or just use it for friend and family visitors giving them and yourself total privacy.

Plot: 752m²

Built: 292m²

Bedrooms: 5

Bathrooms: 3

Pool: Private

Ref N°: R3986626

MIDDLE FLOOR APT IN EL CHAPARRAL

€385.000

Living in front of the Mediterranean sea is the opportunity you have with this newly built contemporary apartment. From your terrace you can enjoy the sunset over the sea and the mountains. It is a closed residential complex with various security systems, such as 24/7 surveillance, video surveillance cameras, concierge and master keys. This three bedroom apartment with a large south west terrace and sea views is sold with a 30m2 parking space and a 8m2 storage room.

Built:139m²

Terrace: 15m²

Bedrooms: 3

Bathrooms: 2

Pool: Community

Ref N°: R3974983

GROUND FLOOR APARTMENT CABOPINO

€395.000

This magnificent corner ground floor apartment with a private gated garden with barbecue is so spacious that you can easily convert it in a three bedroom apartment taking part of the large living-dining room with fireplace. The south facing terrace partly covered could also be glazed to add more living space to the property you will still have the uncovered part of the terrace and the nice garden that surrounds the apartment to enjoy the andalusian weather all year around.

Built:146m²

Terrace: m²

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 3

Pool: Community

MIDDLE FLOOR APT IN CALAHONDA

Ref N°: R4007836

€179.000

Built: 91m²

Terrace: m²

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 2

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Pool: Community

Ref N°: R4003117

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Nice two bed, two bath south facing apartment with panoramic sea views. The apartment is sunny, bright and spacious with a nice size living-room and two large bedrooms . The terrace is covered and offers stunning open views to the Mediterranean sea. The kitchen is fully fitted and has a separated laundry room at the back. You access the apartment via a few steps down and you can park in the communal parking area of the Urbanization just at the back of the apartment.

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SEEKING LONG TERM RENTALS IN ALL AREAS OF THE COSTA DEL SOL

WE HAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WAITING TO RENT PROPERTY OF ALL SIZES

PROPERTIES OF THE MONTH...

Ground Floor Apartment El Faro - €750 pcm Available Immediately

Fantastic two bed, one bathroom apartment located in El Faro with direct sea views. The front of the property has a private sunny garden/terrace area, perfect for relaxing. The communal swimming pool is 20 metres away. Parking outside the property. Ref: R3938794

Two Bedroom Middle Floor Aptartment Manilva - €900 pcm

Available for rent from January to June 2022!! Wonderful two bed two bath middle floor apartment in Manilva close to La Duquesa port! The property is modern, well furnished and has sea views. The complex is well maintained with pool and gardens. Underground parking is available.

Ref: R3979138

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your MIND ownBU Advertising your business for NO up front fees NO hidden charges Very Busy General Store / Drug-store / Perfumery In Fuengirola 70.000€ Established for 20 years, this business is located on a busy road it is highly prominent & people are passing by constantly

Real Estate Agency Franchises - Costa Del Sol 4.995€ This is a great opportunity for someone wanting to get into real estate agency with the potential to earn a fantastic living

Well Established Commercial Real Estate & Business Transfer Agency - 150.000€ One of the largest business transfer agencies in Spain The business can be operated anywhere - Full handover given

Recently Refurbished Hair & Beauty Salon, Central Fuengirola 19.950€ Established in this very central location for 30 years Good loyal & regular clientele - Very busy location

www.business-sales-spain.com Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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BUSINESS BUSINESS SALES & Transfers

s for sale in Spain and the UK NO advertising fees NO sale - NO fee Fish & Chip Restaurant/Take Away In Manilva 34.950€ Totally renovated very recently to an exceptional standard Located in very busy part of Manilva

Gift / Souvenir Shop In Fuengirola - 15.500€ In the heart of Los Boliches just a few metres from the beach Constant footfall outside consisting of local residents, holidaymakers Around 50m2 well stocked with souvenirs & gifts

Extremely busy & Profitable Beauty Salon Close to Marbella - 69.950€ Located in an enviable position, highly visible from main road Refurbished recently by one of the top Marbella interior designers

WE ARE receiving so many enquiries at the moment and need more Businesses for sale IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SELLING PLEASE CONTACT US IN CONFIDENCE

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your MIND ownB t n a r u a t s e R i a h T FANTASTIC

39.950€ • RESTAURANT WITH top reputation • Modern Thai Café/Bar/Takeaway • VERY BUSY LOCATION This modern Thai Café/Bar/Takeaway is located in a very busy commercial centre on the Costa Del Sol amongst lots of bars cafes, shops and offices. There is parking outside and people walk past constantly each day. It offers top quality Thai food at a reasonable price level, and enjoys a reputation of being one of the very best restaurants in the area consistently being in the top 5 of all of in the area on Tripadvisor.

www.business-sales-spain.com Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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BUSINESS

BUSINESS SALES & Transfers e r t n e C n ia r t s e u q E Freehold

625.000€ • freehold property • Owners House Close to Mijas Golf • Fully Licensed The walled estate is accessed by double wrought iron gates and comprises of the 80m² owners house, with a Lounge/Diner with open plan kitchen and laundry room, 2 spacious double bedrooms and a family Bathroom. There is a 90m² club house with bar and seating for up to 60 guests, a WC and Storeroom. Outside is a 70m² Terrace with BBQ area and two fountains. There are 30 Stables each 12m² and each stable has automatic drinking troughs.

There is also a feed store room and a tack room with changing room.

WANT TO SELL YOUR BUSINESS? WE URGENTLY NEED MORE BUSINESSES FOR SALE

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What’s On Guide...

1st March: St. Davids Day Concert Ricky Lavazza with Special Guests... Mario Ross & Emma Protheroa fantastic night of Music. For more info 952 47 45 42 or see www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

4th & 5th March: Rumours tribute to Fleetwood Mac Back by Popular Demand... Enjoy a Superb Live Tribute to one of The Greatest Bands of the 1960's, 70's and 80's. For more info 952 47 45 42 or see www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

7th February-18th March: European Cricket League. Held at Hacienda La Victoria, Cártama Cricket Oval the ECL will see National Champion clubs from 29 European countries compete for six weeks for the group stages this will be followed by Championship Week for more info see: www.facebook.com/europeancricket.

1st-4th March: Semana Blanca/Carnival Celebrations up and down the Costa del Sol, check out the website in your local area as we’re sure there will be a parade or three where you live.

5th March: Trail Cañada del Lobo is back in Torremolinos. You can choose to either walk or run the distances in the men’s and women’s categories. See: www.dorsalchip.es 7th & 21st March 2022: Alzheimer’s Dementia Support Group at the Calahonda International Baptist Church, from 11:30am to 2pm for more information call 635 407 255 or 629 893 016.

18th March - 3rd April: Cazuela de la Abuela, Fuengirola this foodie event is inspired by the cuisine of the past with their grandmothers’ recipes. The town’s restaurants and hotels create cazuelas which will be served with a drink and will cost 3€ for more information see: www.fuengirola.es.

25th-27th March: XI Ruta de la Tapa, Estepona the culinary event aims to draw attention to the delicious cuisine served up at local bars and restaurants for more info see: ayuntamiento.estepona.es.

1st & 3rd Mondays: Alzheimer’s Dementia Support Group at the Calahonda International Baptist Church, from 11:30am to 2pm for more information call 635 407 255 or 629 893 016.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every 1st Tuesday: Age Concern Coffee Morning at Ricks gin & tonic bar, Estepona Port 11– 1:30 p.m.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Age Care Drop In Calahonda. Tuesdays: 11am – 1pm International Baptist Church, near Supersol Los Olivos , Calahonda.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Fuengirola, Hojar del Jubilado, Los Boliches Friday 11.00am 12.30pm , Entrance Calle Fruita. 1st floor above the fruit market.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Coin, La Peña, Calle Rio Guadelhorce 19, Poligono La Rosa, Alhaurin el Grande. Thursday 11am – 1pm.

Every Thursday: Picasso Museum, Malaga FREE ENTRY 5pm and 8pm.

Every Friday: The Royal British Legion, Mijas Costa Branch, welcomes visitors, new members and visiting members from other branches to their weekly social meetings that are held at Club Naranja, Calle Malaga, Calahonda from 11.00am to 2.00pm. Membership of The Royal British Legion is open to everyone, you do not need to have service background to become a member and offer support to The Royal British Legion family. For more information, please call 635 450 608.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

(PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL EVENT TIMES & DATES ARE CONFIRMED AT THE TIME OF GOING TO PRESS, BUT A NUMBER OF EVENTS ARE CURRENTLY BEING CANCELLED LAST MINUTE. PLEASE CHECK WITH THE ORGANISERS BEFORE TRAVELING TO AVOID A WASTED JOURNEY.)

If you have an event, fundraiser or anything else please let us know... email: info@costalinkmagazine.com phone: 951 666 715 or 663 061 669

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FACINATING

Holiday Facts During a normal flight, the temperature outside your plane is around -60ºF. That’s colder than almost anywhere on Earth at any given moment of the year.

No matter where you travel, you’ll probably spot a cow. There’s a good chance you spot their buddy nearby too, as research has found that cows have best friends.

The pilot of an Aeroplane and his co-pilot must eat different food in order not to upset their stomachs at the same time!

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France covers 12 time zones MORE than any country on the planet

Need some beach time?

Australia has over 10,000 beaches. If inclined you could visit a new beach every day for over 27 years.

Kiribati is the only country in the world to fall into all four hemispheres, straddling the equator and extending into the eastern and western hemispheres.

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The hottest place in the solar system is Mercury. It’s 427˚C, which is hot enough to melt lead.

Should get a good tan there then!

In 2008, thieves stole an entire beach in Jamacia.

When the future King Edward VIII, then Price of Wales, visited Hawaii in 1920, he had the chance to surf. A photo filtered back to Blighty, and a massive insterest in surfing took hold. There weren’t any surfboards in Britian, so surfers used coffin lids instead.

New York City is actually further south than Rome is...

SHARK BAY, AUSTRALIA, is now called Safety Beach.

It changed its name to attract tourists.

In the 60 odd seconds you’ve been reading this article, 56 pieces of luggage have been lost, over 2174 people have arrived in a foreign country, and a quarter of a million dollars has been spent by Americans abroad.

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BRITS LIVING IN SPAIN LIVING ON THE COSTA DEL SOL

M A R C H

2 0 2 2 ELEVENTH IN SERIES

Overseas Assets Declaration – Modelo 720 The overseas assets declara琀on is a Spanish tax office informa琀on gathering exercise and has been a requirement since the introduc琀on of legisla琀on in 2012. The declara琀on is made by comple琀ng a form known as 'Modelo 720'. The deadline for submi ng the form is the 31st of March.

Un琀l recently, failure to make an overseas assets declara琀on, or submission of an inaccurate one, would result in costly penal琀es. Unreported overseas assets that were later discovered by the authori琀es, were treated as undeclared income on which tax should have been paid. The fines and penal琀es for such could amount to more than 150% of the undeclared asset value.

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European Court of Justice Ruling on Spain’s Overseas Assets Declaration Law Whilst the law was aimed at deliberate high level tax evaders, the fact it allowed penal琀es to be imposed, simply for non-declara琀on of overseas assets, meant that expats and other foreigners living in Spain, who are likely to have such assets, would fall foul of this rather intrusive legisla琀on.

On January 27th this year, the European Court of Jus琀ce ruled that the penal琀es Spain imposed for failing to properly disclose overseas assets were excessive and contrary to EU statutes and principles.

The ruling stated that the sanc琀ons for incorrect or late compliance are dispropor琀onate and discriminatory, adding that the penal琀es may deter businesses and individuals from inves琀ng or moving across borders in the EU single market, thus interfering with the EU’s four freedoms.

The EU agree with the principle of the law, so pu ng aside the EU ruling regarding penal琀es and sanc琀ons, the declara琀on of overseas assets con琀nues to be mandatory for all residents in Spain.

If you just took up residency in Spain, or did so last year, you may need to complete the Modelo 720.

For further informa琀on, advice or help with the overseas asset declara琀on visit our website or get in touch. www.lifestylegroup.es/modelo-720 / modelo720@lifestylegroup.es www.overseaslifestyleservices.com Call:Tel & WhatsApp: (+34) 951 77 55 44 / (+44) 033 000 10 777 56

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GADGETS &Gizmo’s Lego adds The Mandalorian to its Star Wars helmet collection. The company has just added three new builds to its collection of Star Wars helmets, taking the total to six. If you’re more of an old-fashioned Star Wars fan, Luke Skywalker’s iconic pilot helmet can also now be immortalised in plastic brick, with some really nice details like a buildable microphone, translucent red visor elements and a nameplate.

Pro-Ject’s Automat A1 is its first fully automatic turntable so all you need to do is set the playback speed, press the start button and watch it do the rest. the system is entirely mechanical and is completely disengaged when the record’s spinning. There’s also a sturdy wooden base with a silicon-damped platter and feet, so it’s equipped to minimise unwanted vibrations and distortion.

Garmin has updated its Instinct smartwatch line, aimed at outdoor adventurers who need a wearable capable of taking a beating from the elements.

Available in two sizes with a new high-res display, built to military standard 810 for thermal and shock resistance, and is also waterproof up to 100m. With Garmin’s full suite of wellness features including sleep tracking and sleep score, as well as stress and heart rate monitoring.

Brompton’s featherweight folding bike weighs less five bags of flour. Crafted from titanium, the T Line One hits the scales at just 7.45kg. Redesigned from bars to bottom bracket. A carbon crankset promises improved power transfer, while the whittled-down derailleur weighs just 60g. And because titanium is shock-absorbing by default, city streets shouldn’t pose a problem for your posterior.

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All the latest in the World of gadget’s, tech & gaming...

Asics Metaspeed Skyare the first Asics shoe to pack a full foot-long carbon plate and newly designed nylon-based FF Blast Turbo foam.

These shoes are designed to provide a killer combination of soft landings thanks to the ultimate cushioning but also explosive push-offs when you lift your feet. The lightweight mesh uppers also offer decent space for wider feet with grippy rubber outsoles for tighter turns.

Loewe celebrates its 99th birthday with a gold-plated 77in telly. It’s a bit of a blockbuster: a premium OLED display with a 4K resolution, which supports HDR10, HLG & Dolby Vision, with an integrated 2TB SSD for saving your shows. When you’re ready to watch, the Bild’s Kinematic mechanism rises to reveal an integrated 120W soundbar beneath. Fire up the Mimi Hearing Test app which will analyse & adjust audio levels to suit your living room.

Marshall Motif A.N.C. True Wireless earbuds are a good-looking pair of headphones. The thing that stands them apart, however, is the device’s premium noise cancellation capabilities, which you can adjust to your liking. They’re also touch sensitive, meaning you can seamlessly switch between music and calls. Earbuds at a reasonable price which is probably why they’re so hard to get your hands on.

Fancy a pizza and can’t be bothered to go out? Then look at this beauty. Gozney's Roccbox compact pizza oven… It’s high dome gives your pizza an even, consistent firing, and its 19mm-thick stone floor whips moisture away to leave you with a crisp, light base. Plus! There's a built-in thermometer. AND the insulating silicon jacket. Choose from gas power or dual fuel if you'd rather try wood-firing your pizza.

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PEA & BROAD BEAN SHAKSHUKA Chainging up this classic brunch shakshuka dish into more of a sharing main course by adding seasonal spring vegetables like peas, broad beans and asparagus

INGREDIENTS:

• 1 Bunch asparagus spears • 200g Sprouting broccoli • 2 Tbsp olive oil • 2 Spring onions, finely sliced

• 2 Tsp cumin seeds • Large pinch cayenne pepper • 4 Ripe tomatoes, chopped

METHOD:

STEP 1: Trim or snap the woody ends of the asparagus and finely slice the spears, leaving the tips and about 2cm at the top intact.

Finely slice the broccoli in the same way, leaving the heads and about 2cm of stalk intact.

Heat the oil in a frying pan. Add the spring onions, sliced aspara-

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gus and sliced broccoli, and fry gently until the veg softens a little, then add the cumin seeds, cayenne, tomatoes (with their juices), parsley and plenty of seasoning, and stir. Cover with a lid and cook for 5 mins to make a base sauce, then add the asparagus spears, broccoli heads, peas and broad beans, cover again and cook for 2 mins.

• 1 Small pack parsley, finely chopped

• 50g Shelled peas • 50g Podded broad beans • 4 Large eggs • 50g Pea shoots • Greek yogurt & flatbreads, finely chopped

STEP 2: Make 4 dips in the mixture. Break an egg into each dip, arrange half the pea shoots around the eggs, season well, cover with a lid and cook until the egg whites are just set. Serve with the rest of the pea shoots, a spoonful of yogurt and some flatbreads, and sprinkle over another pinch of cayenne, if you like.

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10 SIMPLE WAYS Health TO STAY HEALTHY Well Being

AFTER THE LAST FEW YEARS MOST OF US HAD, IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT THESE DAYS, STAYING HEALTHY LOOKS A BIT DIFFERENT THAN IT USED TO... NOT JUST BECAUSE THE STATE OF BEING HEALTHY HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED, BUT BECAUSE THE PERCEPTION OF WHAT HEALTH IS HAS EXPANDED. MANY OF US HAVE COME TO REALISE THAT BEING HEALTHY IS ABOUT THE PHYSICAL, THE MENTAL, AND EMOTIONAL, AND HAVE ACCEPTED THAT WE NEED TO MANAGE OUR BODIES, MINDS, AND EMOTIONS IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE TRUE HOLISTIC WELLNESS. THESE TIPS CAN BE IMPLEMENTED TODAY AND CAN HELP PROTECT YOUR BODY FROM ILLNESS AND YOUR MIND FROM STRESS AND UNREST.

viral infections. Just be sure to consult with a medical consulPRACTICE MINDFUL BREATHING: tant if you’re considering a Vitamin D supplement.

The word meditation intimidates a lot of people, but an easy way to start is by learning how to breathe mindfully. To begin, try taking a few long, deep breaths in through your nose, down to your belly, and then exhaling out of your mouth when you wake up in the morning. The quiet of those first few moments in the morning will allow you to learn how to pay attention to your breathing and how your body feels. Then, whenever you feel overwhelmed throughout the day, do it again, listening to and feeling each breath. Eventually, you may choose to extend the amount of time you practice and dedicate a portion of your day to it, but you can start small right now.

TAKE A DAILY WALK: It can be as little as five

minutes around the block or for as long as your schedule permits. Walking is a great way to get the blood circulating well throughout your body, it’s good for your heart and your muscles and the fresh air and sunshine are good for the immune system. Unless it’s raining or snowing, try to get out for at least a few minutes each day.

GET ENOUGH VITAMIN D:

Another bonus of walking is that it will help your body absorb more natural Vitamin D from the sun. Vitamin D is crucial for the immune system and overall wellbeing and studies have shown that nearly half of all Americans may be suffering from Vitamin D deficiency. Furthermore, Vitamin D deficiency can have a negative impact on individuals who contract COVID-19, since it is associated with an increase in inflammatory cytokines, increased risk of pneumonia, and other upper respiratory

TAKE VIRTUAL FITNESS CLASSES:

Don’t fancy going to the gym? Then many gyms and fitness centers are offering live virtual classes as part of your membership or for a stand-alone fee. Additionally, there are a number of apps and websites that offer online streaming fitness classes for a very small monthly fee.

EAT MORE PLANTS: We’re not going to tell you

to stop eating meat if that’s not something you want to do, but we will encourage you to start eating more plant foods.

No matter how you choose to do it, eating more plant-based foods can help reduce cholesterol and stabilise blood sugar, and many of the vitamins and minerals that naturally occur in plant foods are excellent for the immune system. So maybe you switch to one plant-based meal a day or even a week, or perhaps you choose fruit and veggies for your snacks throughout the day or you simply cut down the meat and dairy portions at every meal and add in more plants.

FIND A NEW HOBBY:

Boredom can affect mood and mental health tremendously, and many people have found themselves feeling depressed and withdrawn due to a lack of stimulation and socializing. Maybe in the past, you participated in an in-person book club or a knitting circle? Perhaps sign up for virtual painting or cooking classes, start birdwatching or find a few podcasts to listen to.

MORE NEXT MONTH...

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UROLOGY SERVICES

Mr Laurence Stewart MD FRCS Ed FRCS(Urol) Consultant Urologist Laurence Stewart is one of Scotland’s most experienced Consultant Urologists.

He is an international speaker and author in his field and is involved in ongoing education of Urologists in the UK. He has a wealth of experience over his 34 years in the NHS and has been a visiting urologist to Gibraltar for the last six years and is now offering his services on the Costa.

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Specialist Medical Clinic Address: Unit F7, 1st Floor, ICC Building, Casements Square, Main Street, Gibraltar Phone: (+350) 200 49999 costalinkmagazine©2019

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Medical Tips

A HEART ATTACK: TREATING & PREVENTING

A heart attack (myocardial infarction or MI) is a serious medical emergency in which the supply of blood to the heart is suddenly blocked, usually by a blood clot. A heart attack is a medical emergency. Call 112 and ask for an ambulance if you suspect a heart attack.A lack of blood to the heart may seriously damage the heart muscle and can be life threatening.

Symptoms of a heart attack:

Symptoms of a heart attack can include: • Chest pain: a feeling of pressure, heaviness, tightness or squeezing across your chest pain in other parts of the body it can feel as if the pain is spreading from your chest to your arms (usually the left arm, but it can affect both arms), jaw, neck, back and tummy.

• Feeling lightheaded or dizzy • Sweating • Shortness of breath • Feeling sick (nausea) or being sick (vomiting) • An overwhelming feeling of anxiety (similar to a panic attack) • Coughing or wheezing The chest pain is often severe, but some people may only experience minor pain, similar to indigestion. While the most common symptom in both men and women is chest pain, women are more likely to have other symptoms such as shortness of breath, feeling or being sick and back or jaw pain. Call 112 immediately if you think someone might be having a heart attack. The faster you act, the better their chances.

TREATING HEART ATTACKS: While waiting for an ambulance, it may help to

chew and then swallow a tablet of aspirin (ideally 300mg), as long as the person having a heart attack is not allergic to aspirin.Aspirin helps to thin the blood and improves blood flow to the heart. In hospital, treatment for a heart attack depends on how serious it is.

The 2 main treatments are: • Using medicines to dissolve blood clots.

• Surgery to help restore blood to the heart.

CAUSES OF A HEART ATTACK: Coronary heart disease (CHD) is the leading

cause of heart attacks. CHD is a condition in which the major blood vessels that supply the heart get clogged with deposits of cholesterol, known as plaques. Before a heart attack, 1 of the plaques bursts (ruptures), causing a blood clot to develop at the site of the rupture. The clot may block the supply of blood to the heart, triggering a heart attack.

COMPLICATIONS OF A HEART ATTACK: Complications of a heart attack

can be serious and possibly life threatening.

These include: • Arrhythmias : these are abnormal heartbeats. 1 type is where the heart begins beating faster and faster, then stops beating (cardiac arrest) • Cardiogenic shock where the heart's muscles are severely damaged and can no longer contract properly to supply enough blood to maintain many body functions.

• Heart rupture: where the heart's muscles, walls or valves split apart These complications can happen quickly after a heart attack and are a leading cause of death.Many people die suddenly from a complication of a heart attack before reaching hospital or within the 1st month after a heart attack.

PREVENTING A HEART ATTACK

There are 5 main steps you can take to reduce your risk of having a heart attack (or having another heart attack): • Smokers should quit smoking • Lose weight if you're overweight • Do regular exercise adults should do at least 150 minutes (2 hours and 30 minutes) of moderate-intensity aerobic activity each week, unless advised otherwise by the doctor in charge of your care.

• Eat a low-fat, high-fibre diet, including wholegrains and at least 5 portions of fruit and vegetables a day • Moderate your alcohol consumption

CALL 112 IMMEDIATELY IF YOU THINK SOMEONE MIGHT BE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. THE FASTER YOU ACT, THE BETTER THEIR CHANCES.

CHECK OUT... Our website at www.costalinkmagazine.com for lots more Medical Tips!

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MEDICAL MAYHEM

Giving a Sample:

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy. "No, not at all," says the chemist. "Oh that's a relief, “says Paddy."

“The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”

Memory Loss: An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears. ''Doctor, my memory's gone.

Gone! I can't remember my wife's name. Can't remember my children's names. Can't remember what kind of car I drive. Can't remember where I work. It was all I could do to find my way here.'' ''Calm down. How long have you been like this?'' ''Like what?''

It’s a Baby: A woman is resting after giving birth to her baby.

The doctor comes in to her room, and he says, "I have something to tell you about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong?"

The doctor says, "Well now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that?"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis, and... a brain?!"

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We have a wonderful team of volunteers on hand at each meeting which includes: Nurses, Therapist, lawyers as well as those who provide activities suitable for all stages of dementia.

Through the work that Age Care has done locally for many years we are able to access support from all local and charitable organizations and we work closely with AFA (Asociacion de familiars de Enfermos de Alzheimer) in Los Pacos giving our members access to day care facilities and additional support from a locally based specialist organisation.

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STRANGE BUTTRUE

Strange Strangebuttrue...

HOW PEPSI CAME TO OWN A SOVIET NAVAL FLEET

A BIZARRE AGREEMENT, BETWEEN PEPSI AND RUSSIA IN 1989 KEPT SODA FLOWING INTO IT’S CITIZENS’ MOUTHS. When one thinks of Russia’s favourite drink, vodka comes to mind.

But what if another, softer drink captivated the hearts of the Soviet Union?

LOVE AT FIRST SIP: It all started at the American National Exhibit in Moscow in 1959 when then-Vice President Richard Nixon and Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev became locked in the infamous Kitchen Debate, an argument about the perks of capitalism versus communism. To cool down the heated discussion, Donald Kendall, the head of Pepsi’s international division, told Nixon to offer Khrushchev a taste of the fruits of capitalism’s labour: Pepsi. It was love at first sip for Khrushchev, who urged his comrades to join him in trying the tasty beverage.

THE BARTER SYSTEM RETURNS: Getting Pepsi into the country wasn’t a smooth transaction. Since the Soviet ruble had no value outside of Russia, both parties had to resort to more traditional bartering methods to reach a deal. In exchange for every bottle of Pepsi sold, Russia would provide the soda giant with an equal amount of Stolichnaya vodka to resell in the U.S. By the late 1980s, Pepsi realised that Russia’s soda consumption far outpaced the power of the American boozehound. In a bizarre agreement, Russia sold Pepsi 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser, and a destroyer in 1989 to keep soda flowing into its citizens’ mouths. With all this firepower, Pepsi indirectly became the sixthlargest naval fleet in the world.

Pepsi’s glory days with Russia have since fizzled out, following Coca-Cola’s fast break into the country during the Moscow Olympic Games in 1980. At one time though PEPSI were the most powerful soda company on the planet!

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At selldirectspain we provide an easy to use web site, providing a platform for people to market their vehicles, businesses, property, electronics and jewellery.

By creating your account with selldirectspain, you are able to access seller’s details, contact them by mobile phone, chat with them using our online chat-messaging platform, or send the an email.

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CONTINENTAL CONSULTING LEGAL SERVICES IN SPAIN

Are you looking at buying a business on the Costa del Sol and need some free impartial advice?

If so then please make an appointment to meet us at our office in Fuengirola for a 1 hour free consultation.

We can apply for your NIE, or residency for you, open bank accounts, register you for tax and social security all in clear English with no hidden extras.

Please check our reviews on our face book page Continental Consulting. We are based in Fuengirola on the main street and are happy to visit you along the coast. Call 615 340 301 today.

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POST BREXIT NON-RESIDENT PROPERTY TAX CHANGES In accordance with the regulation for non-EU nationals,the tax rate will change for Brits owning property in Spain this year

Contact us for more details about the changes, Assistance with inclusion of deductions and Quarterly accounts for properties let either permanently or occasionally

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ALL REVVED UP

SUPER-SALOON CONCEPT CARS Car manufactures are always coming up with the new “must have” concepts but super saloon’s have been with us for a while now. We take a look at five of the best example that never made production…

Bugatti 16C Galibier: The Bugatti Galibier nearly came into production in 2010. Having the same W16 8.0-litre engine as the Veyron and being 5.3 metres long with twin superchargers instead of four turbos for better low-end torque. Bugatti put the top speed at around 217mph, with a suggested retail cost of well over £1million. The go-ahead to build 3,000 cars was apparently given in 2011 by then boss Wolfgang Dürheimer. But he later decided “There will not be a four-door Bugatti.”

The Cadillac Sixteen: The Cadillac Sixteen is, 16cylinders, 13.6-litres, 1,000bhp and 1,000lb ft.

Built to pay tribute to the 16-cylinder Caddys of the 1930’s, the Sixteen was as much an engineering exercise as a concept. Its engine was built from scratch, using a Corvette V8 as its base, and could shut-down up to 12-cylinders under light loads to save fuel.

Lamborghini Estoque: Revealed at the Paris Motor Show in 2008, the Estoque was a near productionready super-saloon concept built to gauge public opinion. The concept has the Gallardo’s V10 and allwheel drive, but Lamborghini hinted the eventual production car could be fitted with a V12, hybrid or diesel…. IN A LAMBORGHINI?!?

Peugeot 908 RC: The 908 RC was just exceptionally strange. It is, in essence, a four-door luxury limo with the 5.5-litre twin-turbo V12 diesel engine from Peugeot’s 908 Le Mans racer. Mounted BEHIND the passengers, the engine was good for a hefty 691bhp and 885lb ft of torque.

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Ford Interceptor: A great BIG, rear-wheel drive fullsize sedan from the USA. Hardly in the same league as many of the other uber-saloons, but it looks superb! Based on a lengthened Mustang chassis, the Interceptor had a 5.0-litre V8 running on ethanol, with 400bhp and a claimed top speed of around 170mph. Never made production of course due to Ford wasn’t in the best shape back in 2006.

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Emergency Numbers

Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil

112 091 092 062

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Medical

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Health Centres Marbella 952 769 946

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Consulates 952 352 300 952 475 108 952 226 373 952 604 383 952 212 442 952 226 590 952 474 891

Tourist Information

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Airports Malaga 952 048 844

Town Halls

Fire Brigade

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

Train Timetables 902 240 202

Gibraltar +350 200 12345

Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

Transport Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda), Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring) and La Cala - Feria ground Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina)

Cinemas All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Cañada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists 24 Hour Chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates 1st March 2022: St David’s Day 1st March 2022: Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday)

17th March 2022: St Patrick's Day 27th March 2022: Mother’s Day (UK)

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STAR SIGNS

A look at what's in store for you during March 2022...

Capricorn December 22nd January 19th

Aquarius January 20th February 18th

Pisces February 19th March 20th

Aries March 21st April 19th

Taurus April 20th May 20th

Gemini May 21st June 20th

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Capricorn, it’s time to make a romantic decision that you’ve been thinking about ever since December last year. You’ve changed your mind over and then over again. Bite the bullet and take the plunge! You could start a relationship you’ve been hesitating about for a while, and some of you might decide to end a complicated connection. Venus along with Mars amplify your want for the material goals and the desire for stability and material security in your life this month. You are inspired and can have ingenious ideas about improving your income. The advice from friends/relatives you are getting isn’t necessarily good, so you should rely on your own reasoning and not make rash decisions. Make time to enjoy life, pamper yourself every now and then, go shopping have fun, you only get once shot at it after all.

Aquarius, March 2022 inspires you to harmonize with your other half. Together you have great odds at discovering happiness following tensions that have been plaguing you of late. If you are single you may go through an intense term of dating, there where you’re willing to try as many new options as possible. Professionally, it’s time for important decisions and maybe even radical ones. Mars, Venus and Pluto in your sign means it’s time for a difficult decision. You risk tripping yourself up and getting lost on your way towards success and standing out. When it comes to income, March 2022 is favourable for you provided you’re willing to cooperate and work in associations and in teams. A lot depends on your mood and inner balance. Don’t ignore your unhappiness and frustrations. Make time for yourself.

Pisces, this month see you very concerned with your ties to others, your marriage (where the case may be) or the desire to get married. Mercury Uranus, Jupiter, Neptune, and Pluto speak of good understanding, cohesion, and the chance to reach an accord with your other half if there have been misunderstandings of late. Don’t get overwhelmed by fears and the past and don’t hide in the shadows. The transits of March 2022 speak of a generous term when it comes to professional opportunities. You’re going through a term when you have great odds at improving your material and professional situations. Towards the end of Month some older financial issues might get resolved. But it could mean a stressful term involving arguments family members. If you feel you’re burdened emotionally or guilty about something try being honest, asking for forgiveness, to clear things up.

Aries, at the very beginning of March 2022, Mars, Venus, and Pluto meet in a conjunction with your sign this may see you make a significant decision about your love life. It’s very likely that this decision is related to something that began in December of last year. Expect significant changes in your life as a couple. If you are single, then the first week of March maybe the beginning of a new love connection that changes your life for the better! If you have always fancied running your own business, then now is the time win over new and major clients or profitable contracts. Don’t rush things this month and steer clear of untrustworthy people! You should keep in mind the advice of friends that are more experienced than you. The events of this month are physically and mentally demanding. But it seems you have the energy you need in order to keep up with it all.

Taurus, Mercury is very lively in your sign this month: As a result, your love life is going to be full of happenings. An older love can turn into a new love once more… If you’re already involved, you might feel the need to spend more time with your bother half. Why not plan a mini-break have some fun together? At work you’re in for a term when you easily stand out. The efforts you put in are recognised. You’ve proven your skills and got the results; you might receive proposals for new joint projects or job offers. This month sees you gain money from an unexpected project. You get the chance to get rid of some debts or start to save for a rainy day. In March 2022 you’re very busy professionally. Towards the end of the month you might feel tired, irritated, and worked up. It could cause the reactivation of some older afflictions.

Gemini, this month sees you in a more idealistic mood than usual. You’re interested in exploring the purpose of your life and the deeper meanings of the relationships you’ve had in the past. If you are single and ready to settle down, then March 20th and 21st are favourable dates for beginning a relationship that may quickly turn into a marriage. If you’ve been thinking for a long time about starting a business, the multitude of planets in your sign this month read for an excellent astrological context for putting your plans into action. Make the most of the opportunities coming your way professionally. Focus on the important matters. If you’re active and perseverant, your efforts will be rewarded. After the 6th of March an excellent term to clear up any health issues or worries related to their physical and mental state.

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Cancer June 21st July 22nd

Leo July 23rd August 22nd

Virgo August 23rd September 22nd

Libra September 23rd October 22nd

Scorpio October 23rd November 21st

Sagittarius November 22nd December 21st

Cancer, if you are single then between March 2nd and 5th, Venus, Mars, and Pluto make a powerful conjunction it speaks about a new connection that’s intense and transformative. If you are married, then expect a radical reconfiguration of your relationship. The Sun meets in conjunction with Jupiter until March 20th. This astrological context is particularly favorable for you professionally.

It speaks of special opportunities for development and improving your income. If you want to find a better-paying job, you have great chances at succeeding. Don’t limit yourself to the professional circles you’ve been in before. Look for something new. You’re in great shape this March, you are very optimistic for the future and enthusiastic about everything you get involved with have fun and ready to explore your new path.

Leo, Venus, Mercury and Mars begin their transit through your sign this month there might be numerous events and discussions if you want to begin a relationship or if you have something to clear up with your better half. Single Leos get the chance to meet someone attractive at work. A relationship that used to be exclusively professional until now might become romantic. This month sees you marking a term of professional re-launch. If you have been troubled by career-related issues, the direction of your professional path is likely to go into a new direction. The last two weeks of the month may see you earn some on the cash on the side from financial investments made in the past. During the first days of the month you get the chance to start a new diet or a new program of working out that helps you shed a few pounds and get back into a healthy mindset.

Virgo, Between March 10th and 27th, 2022, Mercury, Jupiter and Neptune in your skies might bring the beginning of romantic connection with great odds at working out long term. If you’re single and want to meet your other half, you should stand out from the crowd. If you’re already involved in a longer-lasting connection, you might feel like it’s time to take on more commitments and maybe even consider marriage. During March your professional activity sees you stand to gain from partnerships and collaborations. Where you’re not sure you know stuff, you should ask for the advice of skilled people. For instance, if you can’t handle financial matters, get help from an accountant or a financial expert. During the second half of the month you might deal with instability of income or with tensions at work. Don’t despair and don’t take things too seriously!

Libra, from March 6th, 2022, Venus and Mars in your skies and this means you may start a passionate and romantic connection that can give you back your zest for life if lately you haven’t been feeling like yourself.If you are in a relationship which has got a little tired, then do not neglect your love life why not try a few romantic gestures. Listen carefully to what your other half has to say.

In March 2022 you seem to be spending it up! Making all sorts of unjustified expenses. It’s not bad to pamper yourself every now and then, but you have to be careful that you do it responsibly. Otherwise you risk that during the second half of the month you’ll deal with a financial crisis. Try to save up and have something set aside for unforeseen situations. Professionally you’re in for significant opportunities of development, and the efforts you’ve been putting in lately start to pay off.

Scorpio, this month sees some Scorpions might deciding that it’s time to move in with their other half or take the next step and get married. This term is great for winning over someone you’ve liked for a long time and it’s very likely you’ll feel like you’ve found your other half. During the first half of March 2022 there might be a big meeting for you in order to decide the fate of a professional project. You’re in for great success in your career and when it comes to earnings. Some of you get the chance to launch a business or negotiate extra benefits. A business or investment could produce better profits than you were expecting. It’s time to take better care of your health and strive to re-establish your inner balance so you can handle issues that might come up during the second half of the month.

Sagittarias, March 2022 sees you choose the path of open and calm dialogue in all your relationships and strive to be positive and encourage cooperation and forgiveness. If you are single then on March 6th, Venus and Mars transit your sign and you may meet someone attractive that’s part of your circle of friends or when you’re taking a walk or shopping etc. If you want to approach someone you’re attracted to its best you act during the first half of March. Your professional life this month will be full of meetings and maybe even travel. There might be unexpected changes at work, or you might suddenly decide to change jobs. Some older conflicts might blow up, most likely because of an inflamed ego, yours or someone elses. You might be feeling a lack of energy or moody. Stop getting too worked up as you tend to get stressed out over everything.

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Brain Teaser WHO DUNNIT A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage.

Being partially disabled, he had everything delivered to his cottage.

The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar.

Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play.

Who does he suspect and why?

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Crossword Across: 1. Says emphatically (6) 4. Old-fashioned (5) 8. Fevered (5) 9. Refrain (7) 10. Words on Grave (7) 11. Mark with acid (4) 12. Look at (3) 14. Where I am now (4) 15. Unruffled (4) 18. Large body of water (3) 21. Just open (4) 23. Flue (7) 25. Big mistake (7) 26. Clear (5) 27. Old language (5) 28. Handsome young man (6) Down: 1. Removes hair (6) 2. Insulting (7) 3. Last plays in chess (8) 4. Work place (4) 5. Scorch (5) 6. Small boat (6) 7. Wood turner (5) 13. Hidden (8) 16. Lamp (7) 17. Fish (6) 19. Oak seed (5) 20. Young dragonflies (6) 22. Up in the air (5) 24. So be it (4)

Name The Film

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A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied up outside?”

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, 'It's my dog. Why?' 'Well,' squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, 'I believe my dog just killed it, sir.'

'What?' roared the big man in disbelief.

What in the hell kind of dog do you have?'

'Sir,' answered the little man, 'It's a four week old puppy.'

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Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

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came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and gentleman, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a hot cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!” A passenger shouted out, “That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”

Barry and Brian checked in to their Vegas hotel for the weekend. They go up to there rooms to unpack, agreeing to meet up at the blackjack tables in half an hour. Barry was first downstairs, with Brian nowhere to be seen. Barry waited for another half an hour, but there was still no sign of Brian. Barry picked up the phone in the lobby and called Brian’s room. Brain answered, in somewhat of a panic that he couldn’t get out of his room.

“What do you mean you can’t get out of your room?” asked Barry. Brian replied, “There are only three doors in here. One is the bathroom, one is the wardrobe and the last one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’.”

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Henry VIII

1) Wolverhampton 2) Inverness 3) Bournemouth 4) Southend-On-Sea 5) Middlesbrough

Guess the Year 1997

Trivia Quiz Answers 1) Diamond 2) Purple (The Colour Purple) 3) Ecuador 4) Mike Tindall 5) 2 6) Absolutely Fabulous 7) Eye 8) Valletta 9) The Monster 10) ABBA 11) October 12) Ladybird 13) 10 14) 1984 15) Circumference 16) Agenda 17) USSR 18) Dire Straits 19) Vauxhall / Opel. 20) Sting 21) His Wife 22) Alsatian 23) Majorca 24) Clouseau 25) Today 26) Ear 27) Stand by Me 28) Sicily 29) Birmingham 30) Cactus

Guess The Celeb a) Sacha Baron-Cohen b) Isla Fisher

Brain Teaser Answers WHO DUNNIT...

The police officer suspects the newspaper delivery person. The absence of Tuesday's and Wednesday's newspaper indicates that the delivery person knew there was no one there to read it.

Crossword Solution

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Name The Film a) 48 Hrs. (1982) b) Runaway Jury (2003)

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