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Ed’s Note..

As we roll into May 2021 we continue to hear about the World’s battle with the Covid virus… Fingers crossed a glimmer of light is cracking through as lots of people are starting to get vaccinated. Also a MASSIVE THANK YOU to all the Medical staff who have helped us through this last time and continue to put themselves on the front line you are AMAZING! I have to say that the funeral of Prince Philip was one of the most spectacular events of late – the pomp and majesty of the UK royals is something to behold! It’s a shame that the “Oprah” interview was so present during his last few weeks…

Dates for diary this month are a cheeky bank holiday on the 1st and Spanish Mothers day is on the 2nd Sounds good to me! We hope you enjoy the read, have a fantastic month.... Keep healthy, safe and smiling!

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Solutions on page 78 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

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A Woman’s World

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Lady Gaga & June Brown: Lady Gaga hit it off with EastEnders’ legend June Brown when they met on The Graham Norton Show back in 2013. The pair kept in touch and Gaga invited June over to her London hotel for afternoon tea the next month, and one at her London performances. June and Gaga are sure to keep in touch whenever the singer is in the UK. Katy Perry & Geoff Boycott: In 2012, England Test cricketer Geoff Boycott gushed about how much he loved singing superstar Katy Perry, with the pair eventually meeting in May 2014.

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8. When they weigh your suitcase at the airport and you forgot to check whether it’s under 20kg.

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9. Walking through airport security, even though you know you’ve done nothing wrong.

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11. The moment you realise you’re actually the one who’s wrong in an argument but it’s far too late to back down.

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30 Things that mildly terrify all Brit’s...

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TRICKY TRIVIA QUIZ

1) Which ancestor of Noah is also the name of an oversized Champagne bottle that holds six litres?

2) Which two Apollo 11 astronauts set, foot on the moon?

3) Liverpool's FC signature song 'You'll Never Walk Alone' stems from which musical?

4) Which cocktail, is made from rum, coconut cream & pineapple juice?

5) Spats Columbo is the bad guy in which popular black and white film?

6) Which two James Bond theme songs have reached number one in the US charts?

7) Which national team introduced 'Total Football' at the 1974 FIFA World Cup in Germany?

8) According to legend, which man rode horses named Llamrei, Hengroen and Passelande?

9) What is the Greek word for fire?

10) Which band had a hit in the 90’s with “Wonderwall”?

11) What are the five boroughs in New York City?

12) Which city in Spain is the oldest city in Western Europe?

13) In which US state did the Battle of Little Big Horn take place?

14) Which British fashion designer does one associate with the invention of the mini skirt and hot pants?

15) The USA has how many states?

16) What kind of orange is used to flavour Earl Grey tea?

17) Which 2011 film, the fifth in the series is the most expensive Hollywood film ever made?

18) Who had a top ten hit on both sides of the Atlantic in 1972

with the song 'Back off Boogaloo'?

19) Which famous phrase stems from the doomed troops on board the sinking ship HMS Birkenhead?

20) What was the name of Sonny Crockett's pet alligator in the cult TV series Miami Vice?

21)Which war was the spitfire plane used in?

22) The ghost town Pripyat is found in which country?

23) What is the name of the busiest airport in Europe?

24) Mariposa, Motyl, Farfalla, Borboleta, Papillon and Sommerfugl are all European words for what?

25) In which film does John Hurt play Mr Ollivander?

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I am trying to make friends outside the parameters of Facebook while applying the same principles.

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Have you ever been in a foreign country said something and everyone in the room has looked at you? Here are a few words that could embarrass you in other countries around the world…

Swedish: kissa - Translation: to pee The Swedish word for kiss is kyss, which makes trying to say “I want to give you a kiss” or “I need a kiss” extra precarious.

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PAYDAY [pey-dey] Portuguese: peidei - Translation: “I farted.”

Excited about payday? Most people would be. In Portuguese-speaking areas, though, you might want to avoid shouting it from the rooftops. The Portuguese phrase for payday is dia do pagamento, which literally means “day of payment.”

LULL [lul] Dutch: lul - Translation: penis

Does the sound of the rain help lull you to sleep? Have you finally reached a lull in your hectic week? You might want to avoid mentioning those things in the Netherlands.

GIFT [gift]

German: gift - Translation: poison You might get some funny looks if you tell your German-speaking friends you’re giving them a gift. Alternately, you should probably beware if you’re handed something labeled gift in Germany. Don’t eat any gift baskets of fruit or muffins or you could find yourself on the way to A&E..

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Covering Malaga to Sotogrande THE REACH & WASH SYSTEM

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GUESS THE YEAR...

Can you work out “WHICH YEAR IT IS” from the following questions?

1) Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States 2) Michael Jackson died in June of this year 3) The deadliest bushfires in Australian history leave 173 people dead 4) Slovakia adopt the Euro on January the 1st of this year 5) The Icelandic banking system collapses 6) Mobile Phone technology sees increased use of 3G 7) At the movies you would have been watching: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince or Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 8) Popular music this year included: I gotta feeling by The Black Eyed Peas, Poker Face by Lady Gaga, Single Ladies by Beyonce or Use Somebody by the Kings of Leon

2004

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DRAIN & LEAK 1993

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High Pressure water jetting Drain tracing, C.C.T.V. Septic tank problems and installations Bath, sinks and toilets unblocked Leak detection and repairs Fully Qualified, Fully Legal, No Call Out Fee

Tel: 951 310 111 30

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Website: drainandleaksolutions.com Email: drainandleaksolutions@hotmail.com CLM©2012

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? FACE [feys] ??

Lost in Translation...

French: fesse - Translation: buttock Telling someone they have a pretty face might get a tiny bit awkward.

The phrase my a**e your face may also have some severe complications you weren’t quite expecting...

PRESERVATIVE [pri-zur-vuh-tiv] Russian: prezervativ

(презерватив) - Also French: préservatif - Translation: condom Having your food be free of preservatives means something totally different in English-speaking places than it does in Russian or French-speaking communities.

You’d better hope there aren’t any préservatifs in your fruit.

? SALSA [sahl-suh]

Korean: seolsa (설사) - Translation: diarrhea It’s a universally acknowledged truth that when people travel, they tend to crave foods from back home. But if you find yourself craving some delicious Mexican food while vacationing in South Korea, be careful.

EMBARRASSED [em-bar-uhs]

Spanish: embarazada - Translation: pregnant Maybe you used the wrong word by accident. Maybe you’re trying to apologise for a minor cultural faux pas. These things happen. But if there were ever an example of a false friend, it’s embarazada.

For the record, the Spanish word for embarrassed is avergonzado. If they’re nice, they’ll probably try not to embarrass you further!

Having seen the high ratings on tripadvisor, we decided to go for dinner at El Salon in Marbella, and even after reading all the excellent reviews, we were still pleasantly surprised.

It is a beautiful restaurant decorated in a very modern style but with classic features. We were met by Declan who told us about his family involvement in the restaurant and the passion they all have for serving good food.

Whilst we were looking at the menu, Carlota brought us some bread and butter... nothing unusual there... until we tried it, lovely warm bread with the most incredible garlic butter. We knew from there on that this meal was going to be a treat!

We ordered two Tapas each to start with; first to arrive were the mini porcino risotto and the chicken liver pate. The risotto was quite amazing and the pate so smooth, two really great dishes. Next were the mini hamburgers and the solomillo with brie and caramelised onion. They tasted fantastic and you could really tell that top quality ingredients had gone into them. We were both feeling quite full by now but had a cheeky look at the menu and decided we could fit one more tapa in each, we ordered a chicken skewer and a spinach lasagna. They both arrived and were just as good as the previous tapas, the chicken was really tender and came with a gorgeous honey mustard dressing and the spinach lasagna was just awesome.

We were offered desserts and although we were both really full we just couldn’t resist them, we ordered a chocolate brownie and a banoffee pie. When they arrived they were huge!!! Both desserts are traditionally heavy but both were so light and full of flavor.

At the end of meal we asked for the bill and were astonished, we had pigged out and it had cost us so much less than we would have expected! Everything about this restaurant was lovely, the food, the staff and the décor, you really can see why all the reviews are so good...... Grant and Cara - Costa Link Magazine 32

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EL SALÓN MARBELLA

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It’s a funny old world…

A NEW CLEANING ROUTINE... Yesterday my wife A Man’s thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly...

World Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

BRUTALLY ATTACKED...

Please be advised I am in hospital.

I was badly attacked by a woman in an elevator.

I was in the lift when she got in.

I was casually staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press "1"?

So I did... and I don't remember much afterwards, but I guess I pressed the wrong one!

BLINKING SNOWFLAKES!

A man and woman are on a first date; everything is going fantastically between them.

The man suggests they go to a local milk bar to share a milkshake, but the woman declines, saying she can’t have that stuff. Whilst searching for somewhere else to go, a car comes out of nowhere barreling towards them. The man is able to push his date out of the way, but the car runs over his foot, sending him to the hospital with several severed toes. The doctors all do their best, but are unable to reattach all of them. His date, initially star struck at having her life saved by this brave man, suddenly stops coming to visit him in hospital. Distraught, he calls to ask her why. “I’m sorry, but I can’t help that I’m lack-toes intolerant.”

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MAGAZINE

PROPERTY PAGES

RESIDENTIAL & COMMERCIAL PROPERTY FOR SALE & TO LET

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YOUR DREAM IS OUR PASSION

DETACHED VILLA IN RIVIERA DEL SOL

€435.000

Fantastic family home with a comfortable layout, panoramic sea views and a private swimming pool situated in quiet area in the upper part of Riviera del Sol. This great property was built in 2008 with very good quality construction standards. This is a beautiful house to live in all year round at only a 5 minute drive to La Cala de Mijas and the beach. For golfers, the Miraflores golf course is only a 3 minute drive away.

Built: 223m²

Bedrooms: 3

Bathrooms: 2

Pool: Private

PENTHOUSE IN CALAHONDA

Terrace: 62m²

Terrace: 30m²

Terrace: 15m²

Ref N°: R3766591

€245.000

Beautiful and spacious 3 bedroom 2,5 bathroom duplex penthouse located in the popular Mirador de Calahonda complex, situated close to both La Siesta Golf and Club del Sol tennis. This property really needs to be viewed. The apartment benefits from West-facing views of the sea and mountains, a covered and glazed terrace on the living room level plus a large solarium, a modern fitted kitchen and a private garage plus communal parking spaces. It is in immaculate condition.

Built: 104m²

Bedrooms: 3

Bathrooms: 2

Pool: Community

GROUND FLOOR APT IN CALAHONDA

Ref N°: R3733228

€215.000

Fantastic fully renovated groundfloor apartment with great location in the gated Urbanization of Calahonda Park at only 5min walk to the beach and all necessary amenities. All the walls have been plastered, the kitchen is brand new and modern, the underfloor heating has been installed in the living room and the main bedroom, the windows have been changed for double glazing, new floors... It's a sunny apartment with a large south facing terrace.

Built: 77m²

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 2

Pool: Community

Ref N°: R3765520

GROUND FLOOR APT IN RIVIERA DEL SOL €179.000

Lovely bright and spacious apartment in Riviera del Sol. This elevated ground floor property offers a large covered South-facing terrace with open views to the gardens of the urbanization and the Miraflores golf course. The living/dining room is bright The kitchen is modern and fully fitted. There are two double bedrooms with fitted wardrobes and ensuite bathrooms. The apartment has been recently updated and is in perfect condition.

Built: 86m²

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 2

Pool: Community

Ref N°: R3811552

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TWO Bedroom Townhouse, Marbella (Sierra Blanca)

950.000€

Fantastic south facing 2 bed, 3 bath townhouse located in prestigious Sierra Blanca, above Marbella and The Golden Mile, one of the most exclusive areas and with the best location on the Costa del Sol. The communal areas are privileged, with 24-hour private security, well-kept and pleasant gardens, two outdoor designer pools, 3 gym areas with Sauna and Turkish bath and 3 heated indoor pools. With fantastic views.

FOUR Bedroom Villa, San Pedro Alcantara

995.000€

This stunning front line golf villa is located on the prestigious golf course of Guadalmina Alta just a few minutes’ walk to the club house! The villa has been beautifully reformed throughout with a large L shaped open plan living room with dining area, new fully fitted kitchen the terrace area that over looks the manicured tropical garden and swimming pool.

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TWO Bed Apartment, IN Marbella (PUERTO BANUS)

1.495.900€

Large

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bedroom, south facing apartment located front-line Puerto Banus only a stones throw away from the beach and the most exclusive shops and restaurants. The apartment has a living area with direct access to a large private terrace with stunning sea views, ideal for al-fresco dining; an open plan kitchen with breakfast bar; a master suite; a guest bedroom; and a guest bathroom.

THREE Bedroom Villa in Benahavis (La Quinta)

1.950.000€

U lt r a - m o d e r n villa in the golf valley of La Quinta. The villa is built with steel-glass and concrete structure Southwest orientation with stunning views to the sea, golf and mountains. The villa is dived over three levels, with roof terraces, games room (billiards and cocktail bar), 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, dining room, swimming pool. Opportunity to build on the adjoining 2 plots included in the price.

Please Contact us for Further Details info@platinumestatesmarbella.com T: (+34) 951 666 715 (Spain) M: (+34) 663 061 669 (Spain)

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TO ADVERTISE YOUR REAL ESTATE OR LETTING AGENCY IN THE MAGAZINE

PROPERTY PAGES

CALL US: 951 666 715 - 663 061 669 or EMAIL: info@costalinkmagazine.com

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Two bed Apartment - Bills Included Calahonda - €675 pcm

Two bed ground floor apartment in Calahonda including bills.

The property itself consists of open plan lounge/kitchen,one double bedroom,one single bedroom and bathroom with walk in shower. Electric and water are included in rental price. The community is superb with mature gardens and beautiful swimming pool area. Parking is available outside.

Ref: PRCDS-CH1

Two Bed Apartment - Available Immediately La Cala Resort €1000 pcm

Two bed middle floor apartment located in the five star resort of La Cala Golf: The property itself has large lounge leading onto spacious terrace over looking the Campo America golf course,two good size bedrooms,two modern bathrooms and fully furnished kitchen. The property has underground parking and fibre optic internet is available.The property is well furnished and available now!!! Ref: PRCDS-LCR1

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your MIND ownB

Advertising your business for NO up front fees NO hidden charges

Well Established Mechanics Garage in Estepona 29.950€

Established for seven years - The garage is around 450M² with five ramps, and space for another eight cars

Asian Supermarket Very Central Fuengirola - 79.950€

This really is a great opportunity to acquire a successful business that will start earning from day one

Interior Design & Renovation Company Marbella - 85.000€

Well established business trading on the Costa Del Sol for 15 years Fantastic reputation - Full handover will be given

FOR RENT Suite of Rooms Ideal for Offices - 2.000 p.c.m

Treatment rooms, School etc - Situated in a very busy part of Calahonda with traffic & pedestrians passing constantly

www.business-sales-spain.com Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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BUSINESS BUSINESS SALES & Transfers

s for sale in Spain and the UK NO advertising fees NO sale - NO fee

Swimming Pool Safety & Maintenance Business Run from home - 40.000€

Est over 20 years they sell pool covers, salt water systems, safety nets, anti slip treatments, disabled hoists, barriers and shades

Nail & Beauty Salon in Marbella Centre - 44.500€ Completely refurbished just under two years ago It is modern and bright and really does have curb appeal 6 year renewable lease with a rental of 850€ pcm

Fishing and Day Trip Boating Business - 75.000€ In Estepona a very well established business trading for 15 It offers private charters, sport fishing trips, dolphin trips, excursions to Gibratar and sunset tours

WE ARE receiving so many enquires at the moment and need more Businesses for sale IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SELLING PLEASE CONTACT US IN CONFIDENCE

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your MIND ownB a l l e b r a M L A R T N E C MUSIC BAR,

115.000€ • well established music bar

• running for 14 years in the current ownership • regular British, Irish & Scandinavian clientèle

Full music license and a terrace - This license combination is almost impossible to obtain in the area and allows the owner to trade up until 3.00am during the week and until 4.00am at weekend and holidays.

www.business-sales-spain.com Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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BUSINESS

BUSINESS SALES & Transfers A N O P E T S E , r a B / é f a Attractive C

45.000€ • VERY POPULAR CAFÉ/BAR

• Located opposite moorings & boats • ESTEPONA PORT

In total there is around 100m2 internally. The terrace faces south and makes the most of view. It it is around 75m2 and has all round toldos (awnings) and a retractable roof making it usable all year.

WANT TO SELL YOUR BUSINESS? WE URGENTLY NEED MORE BUSINESSES FOR SALE

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MINDyour ownBUSINESS BUSINESS SALES & Transfers

bars, restaurants & Cafés LA CALA DE MIJAS

CENTRAL MARBELLA ICE CREAM SHOP & Café situated on MAIN ROAD 19.000€ - REF: 2531

Fast food Café & Take Away Turnkey business - very busy 10.000€ - ref: 2512

CENTRAL MARBELLA

CABOPINO PORT

MARBELLA OLD TOWN

Café/Bar/Restaurant Close to La Cala de Mijas 19.950€ - Ref: 2476

Very successful busy Café/Bar on MAIN ROAD 59.940€ - REF: 2510

CENTRAL Sabinillas

Successful Bistro - Fantastic BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT WITH reputation est. for 15 years LARGE TERRACE - VERY BUSY 99.950€ - Ref: 2494 49.950€ - Ref: 2440

www.business-sales-spain.com

Telephone: 951 666 715 Mobile: 663 061 669 info@business-sales-spain.com

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ĞĂƵƟĨƵů ϱϴŵϮ ŽŶĞ ďĞĚƌŽŽŵ ĂƉĂƌƚŵĞŶƚ sold furnished and with a private parking ƐƉĂĐĞ ĂŶĚ Ă ƉƌŝǀĂƚĞ ƐƚŽƌĞƌŽŽŵ͘ sĞƌLJ ďƌŝŐŚƚ͕ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ŶŝĐĞ ƚĞƌƌĂĐĞ Žī ƚŚĞ ůŽƵŶŐĞ ĂŶĚ ďĞĚƌŽŽŵ ǁŝƚŚ ƉŽŽů ǀŝĞǁƐ͘ ŶƚƌĂŶĐĞ ŚĂůů ǁŝƚŚ Ă ǁĂƌĚƌŽďĞ͕ ĨƵůů ďĂƚŚƌŽŽŵ͕ ĨƵůůLJ ĞƋƵŝƉƉĞĚ ŬŝƚĐŚĞŶ͕ ǀĞƌLJ ůĂƌŐĞ ůŽƵŶŐĞ ĂƉĂƌƚ ǁŝƚŚ Ă ĚŽŽƌ ĂŶĚ ƐƉĂĐĞĨƵů ďĞĚƌŽŽŵ͘ WƌĞƐĞŶƚĞĚ ƚŽ Ă ǀĞƌLJ ŚŝŐŚ ƐƚĂŶĚĂƌĚ͘ ĂƌƐ͕ ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚƐ ƐƵƉĞƌŵĂƌŬĞƚ͕ ĐŚĞŵŝƐƚ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ďŽƩŽŵ ĐŽƌŶĞƌ ŽĨ ƚŚĞ ŽŵƉůĞdž ĂŶĚ ďĞĂĐŚ ĂĐƌŽƐƐ ƚŚĞ ƌŽĂĚ͘

FOR SALE - €168.000

REFORMED STUDIO IN JUPITER COMPLEX

Very nice 31m2 studio recently reformed ŝŶ ƚŚĞ ǁĞůů ŬŶŽǁ :ƵƉŝƚĞƌ ƵƌďĂŶŝnjĂƟŽŶ͘ EĞǁ kitchen and new bathroom with a walk in ƐŚŽǁĞƌ͘ dǁŝŶ ďĞĚƐ ĂŶĚ ƐŽĨĂ ďĞĚ͘ dĞƌƌĂĐĞ with some side views towards the sea and :ƵƉŝƚĞƌ ŐĂƌĚĞŶ͘ džĐĞůůĞŶƚ ŽŵƉůĞdž ǁŝƚŚ ϮϰŚ ZĞĐĞƉƟŽŶ͕ ůĂƌŐĞ ŐĂƌĚĞŶ͕ ƉŽŽůƐ ǁŝƚŚ ƐůŝĚĞƐ͕ ƉŽŽů ƌĞƐƚĂƵƌĂŶƚ ŽƉĞŶ ŝŶ ƐƵŵŵĞƌ͘ 'ƌĞĂƚ >ŽĐĂƟŽŶ͕ ĐůŽƐĞ ƚŽ Ăůů ĂŵĞŶŝƟĞƐ Θ walking distance to the beach and Paloma WĂƌŬ͘

FOR SALE - €87.000

DUE TO OUR HUGE CURRENT SUCCESS, WE NOW NEED YOUR PROPERTY FOR SALE OR RENT

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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FOR BRITISH RESIDENTS

MAY 2021

SECOND

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WHAT IS THE WITHDRAWAL AGREEMENT TIE AND DO I HAVE TO GET ONE? dŚĞ ǁŝƚŚĚƌĂǁĂů ĂŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚ d/ ͚ƚĂƌũĞƚĂ ĚĞ ŝĚĞŶƟĚĂĚ ĚĞ ĞdžƚƌĂŶũĞƌŽ͛ ŚĂƐ ďĞĞŶ ŝŶ ƉůĂĐĞ ƐŝŶĐĞ :ƵůLJ ϮϬϮϬ͘ /ƚ ŝƐ Ă ƐƉĞĐŝĂů ĨŽƌĞŝŐŶĞƌƐ / ĐĂƌĚ ĨŽƌ ƌŝƟƐŚ ŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐ ǁŚŝĐŚ ŝŶĚŝĐĂƚĞƐ ƚŚĞ ŚŽůĚĞƌƐ ƌĞƚĂŝŶĞĚ h ƌŝŐŚƚƐ ƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞ ƌĞdžŝƚ tŝƚŚĚƌĂǁĂů ŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚ͘ ƌŝƟƐŚ ŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐ ǁŚŽ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ŚĂǀĞ Ă ^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶĐLJ ĐĞƌƟĮĐĂƚĞ͕ ĐĂŶ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ ŝƚ ĨŽƌ ƚŚĞ d/ ͘ ƚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ ŝƐ ǀŽůƵŶƚĂƌLJ͕ ďŽƚŚ ƚŚĞ ŽůĚ ŐƌĞĞŶ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶĐLJ ĐĞƌƟĮĐĂƚĞƐ͕ ϰ ĂŶĚ ĐƌĞĚŝƚ ĐĂƌĚ ƐŝnjĞĚ͕ ƌĞŵĂŝŶ ǀĂůŝĚ ĨŽƌ h< ŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐ ĂŶĚ ĂůƐŽ ƉƌŽǀĞ ƚŚĞ ŚŽůĚĞƌƐ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶĐLJ ĂŶĚ ƌĞƚĂŝŶĞĚ ƌŝŐŚƚƐ ƵŶĚĞƌ ƚŚĞ ǁŝƚŚĚƌĂǁĂů ĂŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚ͘ dŚĞ ĐĂƌĚ ŝƐ Ă ĨƵůů ďŝŽͲŵĞƚƌŝĐ ŶĂƟŽŶĂů / ĐĂƌĚ͕ ƚŚĞƌĞĨŽƌĞ ŵƵĐŚ ŵŽƌĞ ƵƐĞĨƵů ƚŚĂŶ ƚŚĞ ŽůĚ ƉĂƉĞƌ ĐĞƌƟĮĐĂƚĞ͕ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ ƉƌŽĐĞƐƐ ŝƐ ƐƚƌĂŝŐŚƚ ĨŽƌǁĂƌĚ ƐŽ ŝƚ͛Ɛ ǁŽƌƚŚ ĚŽŝŶŐ͘

IS IT TOO LATE TO EXCHANGE MY UK DRIVING LICENCE FOR A SPANISH ONE? /Ĩ LJŽƵ ƌĞŐŝƐƚĞƌĞĚ LJŽƵƌ ŝŶƚĞŶƚ ƚŽ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ LJŽƵƌ ĚƌŝǀŝŶŐ ůŝĐĞŶĐĞ ǁŝƚŚ ƚŚĞ 'd ;ƚƌĂĮĐŽͿ͕ ďĞĨŽƌĞ ϯϭƐƚ ĞĐĞŵďĞƌ ϮϬϮϬ͕ ƚŚĞŶ LJŽƵ ĐĂŶ ĐŽŵƉůĞƚĞ ƚŚĞ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ ŽĨ LJŽƵƌ ůŝĐĞŶĐĞ ƚŽ Ă ^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ŽŶĞ͘ /Ĩ LJŽƵ ĚŝĚŶ͛ƚ ƌĞŐŝƐƚĞƌ LJŽƵƌ ŝŶƚĞŶƚ͕ ƚŚĞŶ Ăƚ ƚŚĞ ŵŽŵĞŶƚ ŝƚ ŝƐ ŶŽƚ ƉŽƐƐŝďůĞ ƚŽ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ LJŽƵ ůŝĐĞŶĐĞ͘ ^ƉĂŝŶ ĂŶĚ ƚŚĞ h< ŚĂǀĞ ƚŽ ƐĞƚ ŝŶ ƉůĂĐĞ Ă ŶĞǁ ĂŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ĞdžĐŚĂŶŐĞ ŽĨ ĚƌŝǀŝŶŐ ůŝĐĞŶĐĞƐ͘ &Žƌ ŶŽǁ͕ ŝĨ LJŽƵ ǁĞƌĞ ĂůƌĞĂĚLJ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŝŶ ^ƉĂŝŶ ŽŶ ƚŚĞ ϭƐƚ :ĂŶƵĂƌLJ ϮϬϮϭ͕ LJŽƵƌ h< ůŝĐĞŶĐĞ ƌĞŵĂŝŶƐ ǀĂůŝĚ ƵŶƟů ϯϬƚŚ :ƵŶĞ ϮϬϮϭ͘ KƚŚĞƌǁŝƐĞ͕ ŝĨ LJŽƵ ŐŽƚ LJŽƵƌ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶĐLJ ĂŌĞƌ ϭƐƚ :ĂŶƵĂƌLJ͕ ŝƚƐ ǀĂůŝĚ ĨŽƌ ϲ ŵŽŶƚŚƐ ĨƌŽŵ ƚŚĞ ĚĂƚĞ LJŽƵƌ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶĐLJ ǁĂƐ ĂƉƉƌŽǀĞĚ͘

CAN I STILL GET AN S1 AND REGISTER IN THE SPANISH STATE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM? dŚĞ ĮŶĂů ƌĞdžŝƚ ĂŐƌĞĞŵĞŶƚ ƌĞƚĂŝŶĞĚ ƚŚĞ ƌĞĐŝƉƌŽĐĂů ĂƌƌĂŶŐĞŵĞŶƚ ĨŽƌ ƐŽĐŝĂů ƐĞĐƵƌŝƚLJ ĐŽŽƉĞƌĂƟŽŶ͘ dŚŝƐ ŵĞĂŶƐ ƚŚĂƚ ƌŝƟƐŚ ŶĂƟŽŶĂůƐ ǁŚŽ ĂƌĞ ƌĞƐŝĚĞŶƚ ŝŶ ^ƉĂŝŶ ǁŚŽ ƋƵĂůŝĨLJ͕ ĐĂŶ ƐƟůů ĂĐĐĞƐƐ ƚŚĞ ^ƉĂŶŝƐŚ ƐƚĂƚĞ ŚĞĂůƚŚĐĂƌĞ ƐLJƐƚĞŵ ǀŝĂ ƚŚĞ ^ϭ͘ You can request your S1 by calling the Overseas Healthcare service on +44 191 218 1999.

/Ĩ LJŽƵ ŚĂǀĞ ŵŽƌĞ ƋƵĞƐƟŽŶƐ ĂďŽƵƚ ůŝǀŝŶŐ ŝŶ ^ƉĂŝŶ ĂŌĞƌ ƌĞdžŝƚ Žƌ ŶĞĞĚ ŚĞůƉ ŐĞƫŶŐ ƚŚŝŶŐƐ ƐĞƚ ƵƉ ŚƩƉƐ͗ͬ​ͬůŝĨĞƐƚLJůĞŐƌŽƵƉ͘ĞƐͬĞǀĞƌLJĚĂLJͲƐĞƌǀŝĐĞƐ 52

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GADGETS &Gizmo’s To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter Lego has announced a Fawkes, Harry Potter & Hermione Granger new mini figures six new playsets are on the way. Also a fantastic 1176-piece Chamber of Secrets, featuring chunks of Hogwarts, Tom Riddle and a giant basilisk. Also Hogwarts Wizard’s Chess... Fantastic news for any Potterheads out there!

The Vaha X looks like any other mirror… but it hides a secret, fire it up and it becomes a 43in touchscreen with access to a whole range of live and on-demand fitness classes, from strength and cardio to pilates and meditation. There’s a built-in camera for motion analysis and real-time feedback, a one-to-on personal trainer will help to find the right set of classes for you or use it like a massive if you are bored with the fitness stuff!

If you fancy the smallest camera drone yet then the DJI Air 2S is for you… It’s able to capture 4K video at 60fps or 5.4K video at 30fps as well as 20MP stills. While videographers have the option to shoot in Hybrid Log Gamma or D-Log profiles for maximum colour grading scope, as well as H265 to conserve storage capacity.

With a range of up to 12km.

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Amazon have launched new Echo Buds, they 20% smaller than their predecessors and also able to cancel twice as much noise and lighter to boot. Comfort is also improved by a shortened nozzle and built-in vents that should enable any ear to get a great fit! IPX4 waterproofing make them exercise-ready too. You can also ask Alexa how much battery you have left, they come in either black or white.

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All the latest in the world of gadget’s, tech and gaming...

Samsung’s Galaxy Smart Tag+ uses Bluetooth Low Energy and ultra wideband tech onboard, you can fire up the camera on your UWB-equipped Samsung phone and use AR to track down your missing keys/bag/dog. Once you’re within touching distance, you can trigger an audible SOS to ensure you can lay your hands on your lost items…. Clever!

Dyson’s Hot+Cool Formaldehyde purifier captures ultrafine dust and allergens and potentially dangerous VOCs such as formaldehyde. Furniture and wooden products, also varnishes and paints contain the stuff and it’s particularly difficult to capture particles so teeny. It’s impressive skills are needed if you want clean air in your surroundings.

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The new Polaroid /Lacoste classic 600 camera is just snappy! This cute boxy robot head, is a fully functioning instant camera that munches on an expensive diet of 600 film. Fun, instant and a little quirky this throwback tech is in a very unique green and red colourway that looks like Lacoste’s iconic crocodile logo.

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CHOCOLATE CHERRY BAKEWELL CAKE An irresistible almond sponge, studded with juicy cherries and chocolate chunks, that'll keep in your cake tin for a few days... if it lasts that long!

INGREDIENTS:

METHOD:

STEP 1: Heat oven to 160C/140C fan/gas 3. Grease and line a 900g loaf tin with baking parchment. Toss the cherries in 1 tbsp of the flour, then set aside.

• 200g butter, softened, plus extra for greasing • 140g fresh cherries, halved and stoned • 140g plain flour • 200g golden caster sugar • 3 medium eggs • 1 ½ tsp baking powder • 75g ground almond • 2 tbsp milk • 1 tsp vanilla extract • 1 tsp almond extract • 200g dark or milk chocolate, chopped • 2 tbsp toasted flaked almonds

STEP 2: Put the butter and sugar in a large bowl, and whisk until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, mixing well between each addition. Fold in the remaining flour, the baking powder and ground almonds. Stir in the milk, the vanilla and almond extracts, and 100g of the chocolate with a spatula. Scrape half the cake mixture into the tin, scatter half the cherries over the top, then add the remaining cake mixture and the remaining cherries. Bake for 1 hr 10 mins or until a skewer comes out clean.

STEP 3: Cool in the tin for 10 mins, then remove and place on a wire rack to cool completely. Melt the remaining chocolate in the microwave in 20sec bursts, then drizzle or pipe over the top of the cake and scatter with the almonds. Wait for the chocolate to set a bit before slicing. Will keep in the cake tin for up to 3 days.

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WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF Well Being YOGA? HERE ARE A FEW BENEFITS OF YOGA THAT ARE SUPPORTED BY SCIENCE DERIVED FROM THE SANSKRIT WORD “YUJI,” MEANING YOKE OR UNION, YOGA IS AN ANCIENT PRACTICE THAT BRINGS TOGETHER MIND AND BODY.IT INCORPORATES BREATHING EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND POSES DESIGNED TO ENCOURAGE RELAXATION AND REDUCE STRESS. PRACTICING YOGA IS SAID TO COME WITH MANY BENEFITS FOR BOTH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH, THOUGH NOT ALL OF THESE BENEFITS HAVE BEEN BACKED BY SCIENCE. is not clear, yoga has been shown to increase the CONTINUED FROM LAST MONTH... works secretion of melatonin, a hormone that regulates sleep 6) HELPS FIGHT DEPRESSION: and wakefulness. Yoga also has a significant effect on Some studies show that yoga may have an anti-depres- anxiety, depression, chronic pain and stress all common sant effect and could help decrease symptoms of contributors to sleep problems. depression. This may be because yoga is able to decrease levels of cortisol, a stress hormone that influ- 9) HELPS FLEXIBILITY & BALANCE: ences levels of serotonin, the neurotransmitter often Many people add yoga to their fitness routine to improve associated with depression. In one study, participants in flexibility and balance. There is considerable research an alcohol dependence program practiced Sudarshan that backs this benefit, demonstrating that it can optiKriya, a specific type of yoga that focuses on rhythmic mise performance through the use of specific poses that breathing. After two weeks, participants had fewer target flexibility and balance. A recent study looked at symptoms of depression and lower levels of cortisol. the impact of 10 weeks of yoga on 26 male college athletes. Doing yoga significantly increased several meas7) COULD REDUCE CHRONIC PAIN: ures of flexibility and balance, compared to the control Chronic pain is a persistent problem that affects millions group. Practicing just 15–30 minutes of yoga each day of people and has a range of possible causes, from could make a big difference for those looking to enhance injuries to arthritis. There is a growing body of research performance by increasing flexibility and balance. demonstrating that practicing yoga could help reduce many types of chronic pain. In one study, 42 individuals 10) HELPS IMPROVE BREATHING: with carpal tunnel syndrome either received a wrist splint Pranayama, or yogic breathing, is a practice in yoga that or did yoga for eight weeks. At the end of the study, yoga focuses on controlling the breath through breathing was found to be more effective in reducing pain and exercises and techniques. Most types of yoga incorpoimproving grip strength than wrist splinting. rate these breathing exercises, and could help improve breathing. Vital capacity is a measure of the maximum 8) HELP WITH SLEEP QUALITY: amount of air that can be expelled from the lungs. It is Poor sleep quality has been associated with obesity, especially important for those with lung disease, heart high blood pressure and depression, among other disor- problems and asthma. Improving breathing can help ders. Studies show that incorporating yoga into your rou- build endurance, optimize performance and keep your tine could help promote better sleep. Though the way it lungs and heart healthy.

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HOW TO KEEP YOUR HEART HEALTHY…

You know that exercise and a good diet can keep your heart healthy. But what else can you do to keep your ticker ticking? Here are five key things you need to do every day to help your heart work most efficiently. Incorporate these habits into your lifestyle and your heart health will be the best it can be for you.

1) EAT HEALTHY FATS, NOT TRANS FATS: We need fats in our

diet, including saturated and polyunsaturated and unsaturated fats.

One fat we don’t need is trans fat, which is known to increase your risk of developing heart disease or having a stroke over a lifetime. This is because trans fat clogs your arteries by raising your bad cholesterol levels (LDL) and lowering your good cholesterol levels (HDL). By cutting them from your diet, you improve the blood flow throughout your body. So, what are trans fats? They are industry-produced fats often used in packaged baked goods, snack foods, margarines and fried fast foods to add flavour and texture. TIP: Read the labels on all foods. Trans fat appears on the ingredients list as partially hydrogenated oils. Look for 0% trans fat. Make it a point to avoid eating foods with trans fat.

2) PRACTICE GOOD DENTAL HYGIENE: Practice good dental hygiene, especially flossing your teeth daily.

Dental health is a good indication of overall health, including your heart, because those who have periodontal (gum) disease often have the same risk factors for heart disease. Studies continue on this issue, but many have shown that bacteria in the mouth involved in the development of gum disease can move into the bloodstream and cause an elevation in C-reactive protein, a marker for inflammation in the blood vessels. These changes may in turn, increase your risk of heart disease and stroke. TIP: Floss & brush your teeth daily to ward off gum disease. It’s more than cavities you may have to deal with if you are fighting gum disease.

3) GET ENOUGH SLEEP: Sleep is an essential part of keeping your heart healthy. If you don’t sleep enough, you may be at a higher risk for cardiovascular disease no matter your age or other health habits. One study looking at 3,000 adults over the age of 45 found that those who slept fewer than six hours per night were about twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack as people who slept six to eight hours per night. Researchers believe sleeping too little causes disruptions in underlying health conditions and biological processes, including blood pressure and inflammation. TIP: Make sleep a priority. Get 7 to 8 hours of sleep most nights. If you have sleep apnea, you should be treated as this condition is linked to heart disease and arrhythmias.

4) DON’T SIT FOR TOO LONG AT ONE TIME: In recent years, research has suggested that staying seated for long periods of time is bad for your health no matter how much exercise you do. This is bad news for the many people who sit at sedentary jobs all day. When looking at the combined results of several observational studies that included nearly 800,000 people, researchers found that in those who sat the most, there was an associated 147 percent increase in cardiovascular events and a 90 percent increase in death caused by these events.

In addition, sitting for long periods of time (especially when traveling) increases your risk of deep vein thrombosis (a blood clot). TIP: Experts say it’s important to move throughout the day. Park farther away from the office, take a few shorter walks throughout the day and/or use a standing work station so you can move up and down. And remember to exercise on most days.

5) AVOID SECONDHAND SMOKE: Avoid secondhand smoke like the plague. Studies show that the risk of developing heart disease is about 25 to 30% higher for people who are exposed to secondhand smoke at home or work. Nonsmokers who have high blood pressure or high blood cholesterol have an even greater risk of developing heart disease when they’re exposed to secondhand smoke. This is because the chemicals emitted from cigarette smoke promote the development of plaque buildup in the arteries. TIP: Be firm with smokers that you do not want to be around environmental smoke. Follow these five tips and you’ll be doing your heart a favour.

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MEDICAL MAYHEM

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Patient: What happened?

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Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

HOW’S THE PATIENT?

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed 10€ coins last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

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HOW 7 SISTERS MADE MILLIONS WITH THEIR LONG HAIR...

Dora, and Mary came from humble beginnings, growing up on their family’s turkey farm, where their mother concocted a smelly lotion to make their hair grow… and grow it did. The long-haired ladies happened to share 37 ft (11.3 m) of hair between them a length exaggerated later in their career when they were billed as the “7 Wonders of the World! 7

THE SUTHERLAND SISTERS WERE TALENTED SINGERS AND MUSICIANS, BUT ALL ANYONE SEEMED TO CARE Accomplished musicians! 7 Ladies ABOUT WAS THEIR HAIR...

In the late 1800s, seven sisters from upstate New York wowed crowds with their long locks, touring the world at dime museums, P.T. Barnum’s circus sideshows, and even world’s fairs. The Sutherland sisters: Sarah, Victoria, Isabella, Grace, Naomi,

with 49 feet of hair! 7 Feet of hair each!” They initially began their life

in show business as talented singers and musicians, but people didn’t flock to see their skill so much as to see them let loose their luscious locks. This was quite a spectacle because while

long hair was fashionable in the Victorian era, any respectable woman would always keep her hair up in polite society. The concoction made them rich: they netted $90,000 in sales the first year.

When Naomi died in 1893, the family simply hired a replacement sister to keep the show on the road. The Sutherland Sisters fell out of favour when short bobbed hair became the fashion, but they still managed to make around $3 million over the course of their career. The girls used the money to build a mansion on the family farm, where they lived much of the rest of their lives together, as only two of the sisters ever married.

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SHANGHAI MOTORSHOW 2021

Shanghai motor show is one of the first since the global pandemic and we take a look at some of the weird and wonderful motors revealed last month…

The Opel Manta A is one of those classic little European cars that made it all over the World. As a sporty two-door coupe with bright paint schemes and a few spritely four-cylinder engines, it's enjoyed by the likes of Americans and Europeans alike. Well its being reborn as the Manta GSe ElektroMOD. There's little in the way of technical specs at the moment but the Manta may be in production soon.

You would be forgiven for thinking that the front end of Roewe’s new SUV looks like a whale – not least because that’s exactly where the car’s designers have got their inspiration. Jing directly translates from Chinese as whale, and the company says the car follows a philosophy called Emotional Rhythm. This, whatever it is, is meant to rejuvenate the brand, according to its makers.

Not satisfied with making a whale like car, the Ora looks very like a classic Volkswagen Beetle. A vote to decide on a name for the EV ended in it being christened the Punk Cat, although there’s nothing punky about the green, red and cream interior.

Maybe more Cath Kidston.

This massive off-roading truck inspired by Shelby is called the Baja Snake, the heavily fortified truck is based on the Cannon pick-up, bringing a raised ride height, bigger bumpers, new suspension and even an air snorkel to the table. Great Wall says the Baja Snake is a production car that will be sold as a limited-edition model in China, although quite how limited remains to be seen.

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The Hongguang Mini EV has taken China by storm following its launch last year, helped by its price tag of just 4000€ and a 100-mile range that makes it ideal for life in the city. A convertible version is now in the pipeline, complete with a mechanically operated soft top that can retract and deploy in a matter of seconds. A production model is set to arrive next year and, given that the hardtop is less than 3000mm long, it will be one of the smallest cars on sale.

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Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil

Medical

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112 091 092 062

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Airports Malaga 952 048 844

Marbella 952 769 946

Gibraltar +350 200 12345

Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046 British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

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Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457

352 475 226 604 212 226 474

300 108 373 383 442 590 891

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Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus Train Timetables 902 240 202

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Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during May 2021...

Capricorn

December 22nd January 19th

Aquarius

January 20th February 18th

Pisces

February 19th March 20th

Aries

March 21st April 19th

Taurus

April 20th May 20th

Gemini May 21st June 20th

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Capricorn, if you are looking for love then it may strike at any moment this month maybe you could fall for a coworker. Romance can blossom in the most unexpected conditions or while you’re running around dealing with everyday responsibilities. You radiate charm and mystery it will help you regain the attention of your other half or of a former love maybe you are declaring your feelings towards someone you particularly like. You are busy as a bee at work this month Mercury, Venus and the Sun make you shine professionally. You can achieve a lot if you organise your pursuits efficiently. There might be delays in cashing in amounts you’re due. It’s also time to revise your material strategy. You’re in an optimistic phase and find the time to practice pursuits you enjoy, that relax you and help you charge your batteries faster, in a pleasant way, particularly during busy times.

Aquarius, your love lives look to be promising during May 2021. The astrological transits of this term encourage you to come out of your shell and get closer to others or allow them to get closer to you.

If you are looking to settle down get married or have kids then this month could become the start of it all.

May 11th, 17th, and 29th, 2021, could be milestones in your love life, particularly if you’re single! Don’t neglect family life! Make time for your nearest and dearest and try to be more flexible and forgiving. May 2021 brings with it Jupiter into your sign it motivates you professionally and helps you stand out at work or gain an extra income. You could earn from speculative pursuits or have blind luck with unexpected support from your family. Used wisely and with moderation, Jupiter’s energy can help you gain numerous benefits.

Pisces, if you are looking for love then the mood of May is going to give you more energy and charm so you can’t really don’t go unnoticed. Throughout May 2021, the family lives of some of you could become pretty demanding. However much you’d like to, you can’t run away from all responsibilities though and you wouldn’t stand to gain from that, either. When it comes to income, you might be pleasantly surprised around May 17th. You could succeed in resolving a matter related to home or family maybe a gift from a long lost family member. You’ll be lucky at work also but no matter how enthusiastic you might feel about the opportunities to make progress and the success you have, don’t forget to give credit to others too! The energy of the lunar eclipse of May 26th could awaken some older health issue, maybe because you need to pay it more attention.

Aries, you’re very chatty and alert for the first weeks of the month, paying more attention to what’s going on around you. You could notice someone you’ve walked by many times and haven’t been given them that much attention before and guess what they notice you as well! If you are in a relationship May sees improved communication related to life as a couple. Mercury and Venus in your sign from May 8th to the 20th May 20th means that negotiations or commercial transactions would be very profitable. On the 29th, though it goes into retrograde so don’t rush to make a deal and sign the contract. May might be very hectic around you, don’t get involved in menial things, but rather focus more on your life. You may have important decisions about a publishing project or relationship. You can make the best decision only if you listen to your inner voice.

Taurus, WOW the Sun shines it’s light on you this month. You’re more spontaneous than usual and, if you’re single, you stand out head and should above the crowd. Your working life gets busy during May, which is a good sign for your income. It’s time to make your creativity and intuition shine, dare to expose yourself and show who you are and what you know, because May 2021 comes with a lot of opportunities for you to improve your income. You might have particularly pleasant surprises around May 11th and May 17th. As a result, you can expect to get support for your projects with much more ease or attract investors for an idea with great potential.

You’re dynamic and energetic, so use this influx of energy to work out more or start a diet, if you’ve put on some extra weight recently.

Gemini, you are starting to feel more lie yourself again like waking from a deep sleep.

Mercury, Venus and Jupiter in your sign bring your love life to become front and center in your attention. As a result, if you’re involved in a serious relationship, you might be thinking about marriage. If you’re already married, the transits see much better communication with your other half.

Around May 17th you could meet someone special. It’s very likely that love will find you, that you’ll be approached by someone who sweeps you off your feet. The middle of the month see you take serious professional steps forward, and your career can take off. As Mercury, Venus, and the Sun transit into Gemini, you become more energetic, alert, and feel stronger. You should pamper yourself, and take care of yourself both of your image, and inner harmony.

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Cancer June 21st July 22nd

Leo

July 23rd August 22nd

Virgo

August 23rd September 22nd

Libra

September 23rd October 22nd

Scorpio

October 23rd November 21st

Sagittarius

November 22nd December 21st

Cancer, this month see you only look at things only from your own perspective, complaining or always demanding things, risking alienating your other half. If you live thinking that you’re entitled to it all, you get a sudden rude awakening. If you are single then May 2021 can be very successful and you won’t lack opportunities to meet new people and who knows what might happen in love. On the work front you might become quieter, more reserved, and not dare to express your ideas and opinions.

You’re entering a phase in which you feel the need for introspection. If you’re looking for a job, it’s time to look where you haven’t before. Dare to step out of your comfort zone! If you have health issues, you should see a specialist. There’s no point in postponing, because you risk making the issues worse and might become tougher to resolve.

Leo, May 2021 gives a boost of energy to your love life. You might feel irresistibly tempted to stray but remember the risks are high. If you are single you may allow yourself to get carried away by your feelings. But soon you conclude you yearn for something entirely different. Maybe you are pining after someone from the past. It’s either re-launching the relationship or forgetting it forever to enjoy life and a new and healthy relationship. The Sun is in your sign until May 20th, helping you to stand out professionally and make progress. This astrological context at this time is very good income.

If you own a business, it’s a good term for growing it, getting more clients and signing new and profitable contracts. Mercury begins its retrograde motion on May 29th, 2021 meaning should seriously think about your material future.

Virgo, May 2021 sees you the most optimistic about opportunities and new perspectives within a relationship you’ve been in awhile. But you shouldn’t expect to see miraculous resolutions overnight.

If you truly want a long-term relationship or to fix your marriage you have to be more tolerant, less critical, more open to connections based on equal footing in which you’re not the one setting rules. May 2021 is a fantastic month for your professional evolution, standing out from the crowd. You have every chance at enjoying the recognition of your professional merits and getting promoted and rewarded, with very pleasant consequences for your income. Be cautious about promises made to you, particularly when it comes to income toward the end of the month. The lunar eclipse of May 26th the energy of this eclipse can also help you pragmatically revise your goals for the future.

Libra, after all the issues last month May brings you more optimism with regard to your relationship. If lately you and your partner have been struggling with jealousy and possessiveness make enough time to revise your ideas about love and relationships. If you’re looking for love, it’s very likely you’ll run into people who are looking for serious committed relationships, for the long run, while you’re in the mood for affairs and having fun. Professionally, May 2021 looks to be a great month for you there are opportunities for progress and development because Jupiter helps you improve your skills and stand out in your field of work or, if you own a business, gain more customers and sign profitable contracts. It’s time to learn new things and widen your horizons when it comes to life in general or a matter that has been bothering you.

Scorpio, May 2021 changes the focus of your relationship and could bring the attention toward loyalty, soulful and trust. If you’ve been together for a while a glimpse of times past makes you fall for each other all over again. If you’re single, you could start a very interesting love story. Money, money, money is king this month and you are reeling it in all over the place… You’re very inspired and it’s very likely you’ll make it big with an investment unlike any other. Be very careful about propositions made to you after May 21st make sure that all the information comes your way, or you risk being disappointed or suffer losses. May is a great time for pursuits that relax you, maybe together with your other half and family. Such moments are a tonic for the soul.

Sagittarius, May 2021 sees you focusing 100% or you attention towards your love life. It might be a good thing because your other half might finally see your head is in the game, you care, you’re more willing to take on responsibilities and put in the effort needed to improve your life as a couple. If you set out to win over someone’s heart, you might get very needy which is never a good look.

Mercury also Venus are joined by the Sun these transits show how important collaborations and partnerships become for your professional development. It’s very likely you’ll get the chance to sign new and very profitable contracts you have flair that you can find the best strategies to get ahead of your competitors use your charm wisely! The lunar eclipse of May 26th could mark a moment of personal crisis using the energy of this term to make a change in your diet or take on a new lifestyle.

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puzzle

Solutions on page 78

it out

Anger Inducing Anagrams

The following are all anagrams of famous UK TV programmes, some new and some old. Can you work out what they are? The word lengths are shown in brackets.

1)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ TIGERISH PITCHER (3,5,2,5)

2)

________

BIRD OMEN (8)

3)

___ __________

PATHETIC PREEN (3,10)

4)

____ ___ _______

FLEE HIM WILDCAT (4,3,7)

5)

___ _____

CHEETAHS (3,5)

Guess The Celeb

A

B

Sudoku

Tricky Brain Teaser A STRANGE WALK IN THE FOREST...

A young man walks through a forest and comes to a bridge.

In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe.

The man says...

“If you want to cross the bridge you must make a statement.

If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death, if I think the statement is false, I will chop your head off.”.

A few minutes later the young man walked over the bridge while the large man stood pondering.

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What was the statement the young man had given?

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Crossword

Across: 1. Scottish/Irish language (6) 4. A tough and aggressive man (5) 8. A tower bird (5) 9. A penny-farthing e.g. (7) 10. Feeling unwell (7) 11. Girls name (4) 12. A plant fluid (3) 14. Went fast (4) 15. Swedish band (4) 18. Spoken or sung verse (3) 21. Quaint or pretty (4) 23. Magnificent things or event (7) 25. Admiral Nelson’s 1st Name (7) 26. Deduce from reasoning (5) 27. A yellow pigment (5) 28. A musical instrument (6)

Down:

1. Bulb used in Cooking (6) 2. Wrapped around (7) 3. An oblique remark (8) 4. An instrument of torture (4) 5. A French wine region (5) 6. A bit to much maybe (6) 7. A chasm (5) 13. Composer (8) 16. Shy (7) 17. Noise a sneeze makes (6) 19. A brilliant display (5) 20. He flew to close to the sun (6) 22. Our planet (5) 24. An inflamed swelling of an eyelid (4)

Name The Film

A In a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a B terminally wounded police officer returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories (1987).

Rumpelstiltskin tricks the star of the film into allowing himself to be erased from existence and cast in a dark alternate timeline where Rumpel rules supreme (2010).

Say What You See...

SIDE SIDE

lap

COMPUTER

hands hands hands hands

DECK

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

Senility Test…

How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _ K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all six wrong?....Didn’t you?

Well, you aren’t going senile, but you are a pervert!

A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor.

The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."

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A small boy is separated from his father at a football game,so he goes up to a policeman and says, “I’ve lost my dad!”

“What’s he like?” the cop inquires.

“Beer and loose women…”

Outside the pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching a lamp post for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle just standing there, frozen.

The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and asks: “What’s the matter with that guy? Wasn’t he in here earlier?”

The Assistant replies: “Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help.”

Pharmacist says: “He seems to be fine now.”

Assistant replies: “Yes, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives on the market. Now he won’t dare cough!”

Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened. He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."

"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?""Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."

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Make a path from start to finish following the purple planets. Start either from the top of the bottom of the puzzle...

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E C A P S t s e p e e d in finish AMAZING.... can you get from the start of the maze to the finish watch out for any aliens on board the rocket...

start What is a spaceman’s favouri chocolate? te A marsbar!

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puzzle What Am I?

La Sagrada Familia

Guess the Year 2009

Trivia Quiz Answers

1) Methuselah 2) Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin 3) Rogers & Hammerstein's 'Carousel' 4) Piña Colada 5) Some Like It Hot 6) A View To A Kill (Duran Duran) & Writing's on the Wall (Sam Smith) 7) Holland 8) King Arthur 9) Pyro 10) Oasis 11) Staten Island, Queens, Manhattan, Brooklyn and The Bronx 12) Cadiz 13) Montana 14) Mary Quant 15) 50 16) Bergamot Orange 17) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 18) Ringo Starr 19) "Women and children first" 20)Elvis 21) The Second World War 22) Ukraine (Pripyat was built to house the Chernobyl nuclear power plant workers) 23) London Heathrow 24) Butterfly 25) Harry Potter

Answers from 16, 24, 30, 72 & 73

it out

Anger Making Anagrams 1) The Price is Right 2) Benidorm 3) The Apprentice 4) Call the Midwife 5) The Chase

Guess The Celeb a) Michael Mcintyre b) Britney Spears

Brain Teaser

ANSWER: What was the statement the young man had given?

The young man said “my head will be chopped off”

Crossword Solution

Sudoku Solution

Name The Film a) RoboCop (1987)

b) Shrek Forever After (2010)

Say What You See 1) Side by Side

2) Lap Top Computer

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3) All Hands on Deck

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Property Sales, Rental & Management Costa del Home - Pages 48 & 49 www.costadelhome.com Costa Rents - Page 37 www.costarents.com info@costarents.com t: 671 093 925 Costalets - Page 51 www.costalets.com t: 952 563 939 m: 636 829 631 Milenio Plus - Pages 42 & 43 t: 951 240 001 Mind Your Own Business - Pages 44-47 & 50 www.business-sales-spain.com info@business-sales-spain.com t: 951 666 715 or m: 663 061 669 Norths International - Page 36 www.norths.es t: 951 532 829 Platinum Estates Marbella - Pages 38 & 39 www.platinumestatesmarbella.com info@platinumestatesmarbella.com t: 951 666 715 or m: 663 061 669 Property Rentals Costa del Sol - Page 41 www.propertyrentalscostadelsol.com info@propertyrentalscostadelsol.com t: 711 016 954

Removal & Haulage Companies

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No1 Van & Man Removals - Page 16 no1vanmanspain@gmail.com t: 952 926 544 m: 711 067 335 - m: 675 530 409 SG Haulage Ltd - Page 21 www.sghaulageltd.co.uk info@sghaulage.com t: +441522 702 443

Business

Restaurants, & Bars

El Salón - Page 33 facebook: @elsalonmarbella t: 603 475 916 Sai Indian Restaurant - Page 12 www.sairestaurant.es t: 951 254 401 m: 600 098 369

Satellite Television

Costasys IPTV Packages - Page 31 www.costasys.com/iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 Focus Home Entertainment - Page 20 m: 664 354 545 Orbit Home Entertainment - Page 25 info@orbitsl.com www.orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 m: 654 758 415

Shops, Showrooms & On-line Retail

Boutique Nicole - Pages 8 & 9 t: 952 927 245 Curtain & Bedding Shop - Page 7 www.curtainandbedding.es thecurtainandbeddingshop@hotmail.com t: 603 662 035 Knick Knacks Shop - Page 10 www.knickknacks.shop info@knickknacks.online t: 686 657 332 Mobile Service Point - Page 75 mobileservicepoint.es t: 951 127 400 m: 711 099 247 Sell Direct Spain.com - Page 64 selldirectspain.com The Bed Warehouse- Pages 18 & 19 www.bedwarehousespain.com bedwarehousespain@hotmail.com t: 634 187 700

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Support & Charity Groups

Alzheimer & Dementia Support - Page 61 t: 635 407 255 t: 629 893 016

Swimming Pool Services

Vending Machines

Business

Superpool - Page 34 www.superpoolspain.com paul@superpoolspain.com m: 629 530 233

Website Design Service

Advasol - Page 29 www.advasolsolution.com info@advasolsolutions.com t: 952 955 018 or m: 664 871 133

Telephone, Mobile & Internet Services Costasys IPTV Packages - Page 31 www.costasys.com/iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 Mobile Service Point - Page 75 mobileservicepoint.es t: 951 127 400 m: 711 099 247 Orbit Home Entertainment - Page 25 info@orbitsl.com www.orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 m: 654 758 415

KTC Design - Page 26 kctdesign.com casey@kctdesign.com t: 671 367 262 SME SEO Consulting.com - Page 22 smeseoconsulting.com/web99/ colin@smeseoconsulting.com t: 652 264 670

Window Cleaning Service

Steve Reynolds - Page 69 stevereynolds2009@hotmail.com t: 677 711 324 Team Clean Spain - Page 29 teamcleanspain@outlook.com teamcleanspain.wixsite.com/website-1 t: 675 352 265

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