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Puzzles & Quizzes What’s On Guide

Horoscopes Local Info

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Ed’s Note..

Well the months are flying by and before the influx of friends and relatives converged upon us in our sunshine paradise. I’m already hearing the term “But I’m on holiday, where are we going today!”

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH… So whist you can get a sunbed on the beach a seat in a bar, you don’t have to queue to get into your favourite restaurant and amazingly you can park outside make the most of the warmer, but not boiling weather…

Dates for your diary this month we have a cheeky bank holiday on Monday the 2nd giving us a nice long weekend and to make it even better Spanish Mothers day is on the 1st. Sounds good to me!

Hope you have a fantastic month and remember, keep smiling!

in the May Magazine...

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The male code of ethics… The 10 commandments of MANLINESS!

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Medical Section... The A-Z of medical healthcare on the Costa del Sol. If you need any advise on any medical matter look here...

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All revved up - Taking to the water this month, did you know some of the biggest car producers also make boats?

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What’s On Guide.... Fuengirola Feria at the start of the month more to follow with the European Maritime Day & the Harlem Globe Trotters are in town…

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Solutions on page 88 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.

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Solutions on page 88 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

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The BATTLE OF THE SEXES continues in Women’s World this month…

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A Woman’s World

MEN & WOMEN’S DEFINITIONS…

Battle of the Sexes..

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a cars bonnet.

Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VUNERALBE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up oneself emotionally to another.

Male: Playing rugby without a gum shield.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male: A text message dumping you.

BUM (bum) n.

Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ‘look bigger’.

Male: What you slap when someone’s scored a goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

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ARE EVA MENDES & RYAN GOSLING EXPECTING? Eva's been spotted with a suspiciously large bag held over her stomach. This has sparked speculation she's pregnant with her second child. The press have been going mad because Eva, 42, was papped holding a huge tote bag over her stomach as she walked along a street in Los Angeles to meet her long-term partner Ryan Gosling.

Speaking shortly after the birth of Esmeralda, Eva confessed she loved the lack of sleep that comes with new motherhood. Maybe or maybe not congratulations to Eva and Ryan!

JAY Z WALKS OUT ON BEYONCE… What's going on with Jay & Beyonce? We reported last month that they had had a massive fall out the saga continues… As Beyonce preps for her international Formation tour it seems that all is not well in the Jay Z/Beyonce household. According to reports, Jay has packed up and left the marital house to have some time alone after a series of arguments. This comes at the height of a divorce rumour mill that won't let up - first, Beyonce was spotted without her wedding tattoo at Kelly Rowland's birthday in March 2015. Then, the pair didn't acknowledge their wedding anniversary at all on social media, which sent the internet into meltdown. And now this... We hope the Z-Knowless sort it out soon.

FIRST CLASS… Prince George is appearing on his first stamp after a secret photo shoot captured the Queen and her three direct heirs to commemorate Her Majesty's 90th birthday. The two-year-old future king had to stand on blocks to make him the right height for the picture. And while Prince George’s parents often describe him as “naughty”, the photographer who took the picture said he was a delight. What a cutie!

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CELEBRITIES DYING IN 2016‌

2016 has felt like an unusually upsetting year for celebrity deaths. Is it the numbers, or the sheer status they held? So has 2016 really been a celebrity death 'epidemic'? Compared to the first quarter of last year, it seems as though a lot of celebs have died this year‌

Wikipedia: has an accurate chronicle of deaths and it also shows that 2016 got off to a very gloomy start. In reality a lot of these deaths are a case of strange coincidences and bad timing. Bowie had been ill (albeit in secret) for a long time. Alan Rickman, just days later shared a few similarities, including age, and sadly succumbing to cancer. He also, had kept his illness private.Victoria wood had a short battle with cancer that wss also kept very private.

Here are just a few of the very famous people we have lost this year...

January: David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Sir Terry Wogan February: Maurice White & Harper Lee March: Sir George Martin, Frank Sinatra Jr., Paul Daniels & Ronnie Corbett.

April: David Gest, Victoria Wood & Prince

The US census bureau said that 76m people in 2014 belonged to the baby-boom generation - that's a staggering 23% of the population. Now, those famous former babies, aged between 52 and 70, are dying. Sadly it's a fact of life and there's nothing we can do about that. Let's just hope they don't keep coming at the rate we're witnessing right now.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become covered with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll immediately get the felling you need the loo.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, any size or shape when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to

the stupidity of your act.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

VARIATION LAW: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster that the one you are in now (works every time).

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The

probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

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Furniture Packages There are many reasons for choosing a furniture package for your holiday home or in some cases your first home.

Here at White Design Company we have many clients with busy lifestyles. They do not want to spend precious holiday time going from shop to shop, selecting furnishings and decoration for their new or existing property. Not only do you have to shop around but you also have to be here to coordinate the delivery or fitting.

Most of the work we do is when you, the owner, is back in your home country. So nice to turn the key in the lock when you arrive and know you can relax and have a holiday.

Our experienced staff will help you with your bespoke furniture package and we can do most of it by email, allowing you the time to relax when you are here. Whether you want a modern, contemporary or classical look or maybe shabby chic or the industrial look to mention but a few, we will put a package together to suit your requirements.

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We are asked often at the very start of our designs how much a package will cost. This really depends on your budget and the quality and style you are looking for. There are some areas where you should consider spending a little bit more to allow comfort and longevity.

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Beds are a very important investment, for example you may rely on a holiday rental income, if so then a comfortable bed may make all the difference as to whether your tenants return. A good sofa is also an important purchase as it is a big thing to have to replace a few years down the road.

Last but not least, your terrace furniture will be subjected to all weathers so consider the quality here as well. Some all weather outdoor furniture can last for years if you go for good quality and it is looked after.

The good news is that we can make the overall look beautiful with inexpensive decorative pieces such as pictures, mirrors, lamps etc. and they will stand the test of time making all the difference in keeping the overall cost as low as possible. Also, together with your larger items we are happy to bring a few decorative pieces for you to see in situ before committing to them.

Remember White Design Company can provide everything, from the kitchen sink to your bespoke curtains and bedding. We will work on your requirements and remember Bespoke doesn’t mean it will be out of your budget.

Look forward to seeing you soon,Dilys.

Edif. Butibamba la Cala de Mijas, Mijas Costa email: info@whitedesignco.com | www.whitedesignco.com Tel: 952 494 155 | Mob: 600 583 673 find us on facebook

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Also the area of the itch is proportionally embarrassing to the place in public where you have the itch in the first place.

LAW OF COFFEE/TEA: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee or tea, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee/tea is cold.

LAW OF DIRTY RUGS/CARPETS: The chances of an open jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

WILSON’S LAW: As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine, computer, motor etc... won’t work, it will.

CRIMEAN RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

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Rent for the Apartment…

A young man met a beautiful girl in a bar and she agreed to spend the night with him if he paid her 500€. Before he left the next morning, he told her that he didn’t have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and post it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR THE APARTMENT’.

On the way to his office he regretted what he had promised, deciding that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he had his secretary send a cheque for 250€ and enclosed the following note: ‘Dear Madam, Enclosed find a cheque for 250€ for ‘rent of your apartment’. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: 1) It had never been occupied.

2) That there was plenty of heat.

3) That it was small enough to make me cosy and feel at home.

“Mrs Jones please can you make a cheque out for 250 euros”.

Last night however, I found it had be previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.’

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque with the following note: ‘Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how to expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady!’

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No need to cool air when there is no-one there.

With the introduction of the new laws for rental properties in Spain, all rental properties must be fitted with air conditioning to the bedrooms and lounge areas to maintain a specified minimum temperature.

Esola Systems have been operating in the Costa del Sol for over 10 years, providing the best economical air conditioning systems for domestic and commercial properties.

We are pleased to be able to supply for our customers the comprehensive range of Ecosense PIR Sensors to control your air conditioning. Unlike other sensors, the Ecosense sensors are tamper proof, and maintenance free and have a night mode included.

These sensors are very competitively priced and are used by the leading rental agencies.

”Quite simply Ecosense will monitor a room to see if it's

being used, if it's not then Ecosense will switch off your air conditioning by means of emulating the off function of your A/C remote controller. This ensures that the A/C unit goes through its correct shut down procedure.

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Esola Systems also continues to support Concept Building (Southern) Ltd in the UK on projects in places such as Southampton University and Tunbridge Wells Hospital.

Ecosense 4000+ • Reduces energy costs by up to 80% • Universally compatible with all remotely controlled air conditioning units • Mains powered (110- 230 V) • Multiple setting options • Key coded for secure access • Tamper proof infrared connectivity • Includes 1 x door / window sensor • RF communication with additional optional accessories

To find out more about the sensors and/or air conditioning systems, and to obtain a quotation, call Mark and Sean on 616 119 007

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TRIVIA QUIZ

1) With which rock band did Ozzy Osborne rise to fame in the 1970s?

2) Which birthday did Queen Elizabeth II celebrate last month?

3) What is a young horse called?

4) According to the old proverb, what should you do before you leap?

5) How many pieces of silver did Judas receive for betraying Christ?

6) What is the official currency of South Africa?

7) Which major river flows through the city of Gloucester?

8) Which scale is used to measure wind speed?

9) What is the capital of Estonia?

10) The term Ursine refers to

which group of animals?

11) What type of food is Cannelloni?

12) Where in New York is the Stock Exchange located?

13) What is cricketer's Freddie Flintoff's real first name?

14) Which British bird has the Latin name Troglodytes Troglodytes?

15) How many sides does a cube have?

16) What is the national flower of Austria?

17) What stretch of water separates Anglesey from mainland Wales?

18) In degrees what do the angles in a triangle add up to?

19) Who played the role of hotel owner Basil Fawlty in TV's "Fawlty Towers"?

20) In which novel by Charles

Dickens does the character of Uriah Heep appear?

21) Which vegetable is Sir Walter Raleigh often credited with first bringing to Britain?

22) On a standard dartboard what TWO numbers are adjacent to the 20?

23) Who composed the orchestral interlude "Flight of the Bumblebee"?

24) What is the chemical symbol for Nitrogen?

25) What name is given to a female donkey?

26) What currency is used in Japan?

27) Which instrument is jazzman Louis Armstrong most associated with?

28) In which English county was Horatio Nelson born?

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GADGETS &Gizmo’s Solar Impulse 2 has finished crossing the Pacific. The sunlight-powered aircraft arrived in San Francisco Pilot Bertrand Piccard had to travel 2,717 miles from Hawaii, with only short naps allowed during the 3-day expedition. The next leg to is to New York in June and then a further 3,566 miles to Europe. That's a straight 5 days in the air. After that, the plane will complete its around-the-world mission by heading to Abu Dhabi. However, speed isn't really the point. It’s to show that green energy can accomplish as spectacular a feat as flying across the planet.

What would happen if you combined The Hunger Games with Jurassic Park? That's the idea behind Survival of the Fittest, a game based on ARK: Survival Evolved. The so-called "Multiplayer Online Survival Arena" title launched on PC last month, and now it's headed towards the PlayStation 4. The release will come with some new additions including a splitscreen multiplayer. It'll also support Survivor League, an eSports-style ranking system that doles our cash prizes every month. If you're the competitive type it should be great fun!

At 59.99€, Amazon's Fire tablet is incredible value and a device "that sets a benchmark for budget slates." It was so cheap, in fact, that Amazon tried to sell them like a six-pack of beer. Now, the company is back with some new colours: magenta, blue and tangerine there is a 16GB option for those that want to download more than a handful of apps. To get the double storage, however, you'll need to pay an extra 20€. It's nothing fancy, but for the absolute basics like browsing the web, checking emails and some video streaming it should do the job just fine.

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Denon debuted its Heos line of speakers nearly two years ago, a set of audio gear that looked to rival multi-room setups like Sonos and others. Now Denon is giving the speakers a bit of a boost by adding some new features. The new Heos lineup sports the same model names and exterior design as Series 1 that arrived back in 2014. However, what has changed is the addition of high-res audio and Bluetooth connectivity. What's more, you can add any of the new HS2 gear to first-gen Heos speakers that you already own without having worry about compatibility issues.

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All the latest in the world of tech and gaming...

Magic Instruments have built a new kind of guitar. The Bluetooth-connected brainchild a "digital rhythm guitar," is to let anyone to feel the thrill of playing music and is due to go on on sale early next year. It gets you playing music quickly to easily experience the unique joy that comes with powering through a Bon Jovi tune in one shot. The Magic Instruments' formula has two parts. The first is a big plastic guitar nearly indistinguishable from a normal electric guitar. The other half of the setup is an app for iOS or Android that contains the equivalent of sheet music. You can buy songs individually or for a monthly payment.

The University of Science and Technology of China has recently unveiled an eerily realistic robot named Jia Jia who can talk and interact with real humans, & make some facial expressions - she can even tell you off if she senses you're taking an unflattering picture of her. "Don't come too close to me when you are taking a picture. It will make my face look fat," she told someone trying to capture her photo during the presscon. They've yet to figure out how to make her laugh or cry... Team leader Chen Xiaoping said they hope to give her deep learning & facial recognition capabilities in the future.

Late last year, New Balance introduced its first 3D-printed running shoe. New Balance has announced that the Zante Generate are now available to consumers, albeit in extremely limited form.

There are only 44 pairs total, so you'll have to act fast if you want one. With a 3D-printed midsole, made from laser sintering powder and DuraForm TPU, the trainer is designed to conform differently based on each individual's attributes (height, weight and more) making the trainer get "optimal" comfort.

Even though the Priv fell flat, BlackBerry is still trucking along with Android. The troubled company now plans to launch two mid-range Android phones later this year. One phone will feature a physical keyboard, while the other will be a completely touchscreen device, according to BlackBerry CEO John Chen. The potential $400 price, would be a huge discount from the Priv, which launched at $699. Chen also isn't giving up the idea of selling off BlackBerry's handset division if it doesn't shape up.

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The Farmers Strife...

A farmer is sitting in the local bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.”

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

The farmer then decides to try an answer, “Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.”

"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?”

The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.”

"So, what did you do then?" then man asked, intrigued.

"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.”

"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed,what else did you do?"

"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in...

Some things you just can't explain.

“i took her left leg”

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Restaurant, Fuenigirola: 29.900€

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ing reaction...

Working in customer service must be a nightmare at times.

It must be draining having people moaning at 24/7. This customer service person at Amazon decided to spice up their job a bit by pretending to be Thor to the customer, who played along brilliantly...

Denise from The English Pie Shop invites you to come and try her delicious pies, cakes & quiches all for take away...

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Things that mildly terrify all Brit’s...

1. When someone queuejumps ahead of you and you don’t know whether to say something.

2. When the sign at the bus stop says your bus is “due” but you still can’t see it.

3. “We’re going to start with some trustbuilding exercises!”

4. Mandatory company outings.

5. When you say goodbye to someone but then both walk the same way.

6. When the shop assistant asks if you need any help.

7. When you wake up on Saturday thinking it’s a work day.

8. Getting in a lift with a colleague.

9. When you sit in a reserved seat on the train and spend all journey worrying what

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you are going to say if the person shows up.

10. Letters stamped “HMRC”.

11. When you realise you forgot to change your fantasy football team.

12. When a train divides halfway through a journey and you have no idea which carriage you’re in.

13. When you get to the shop checkout and find out they don’t take cards.

14. Walking around a shop when you know you’re not going to buy anything.

15. When someone asks if they can borrow your phone.

16. Haircuts.

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It’s a Dogs life...

Airport Sniffer Dogs Aren't Very Good At Their Jobs, They Keep Finding Cheese Instead Of Drugs - The dogs at Manchester Airport are more likely to remove Dairylea

Dunkers from your person than the Class A drugs you've smuggled all the way from Columbia. According to Metro newspaper, sniffer dogs at Manchester Airport failed to detect Class A drugs yet were able to locate holidaymakers' cheese and sausages, according to a new report. During a six-month training period, the dogs failed to sniff out any heroin or cocaine. The six dogs, who cost £1.25 million to house and operate, were trained to detect either money, products of animal origin (POAO), tobacco or drugs. Over the period the dogs helped seize more than 46,000 cigarettes, 60kg of tobacco, 181kg of illegal meat, and £28,000 cash. 'When deployed, the POAO dog made multiple accurate detections, but most were of small amounts of cheese or sausages, wrongly brought back by returning British holidaymakers and posing minimal risk to UK public health,' the report said. The report then notes there were no Class A drugs detections in the period November 2014 to June 2015.The report concluded there needed to be a review of which flights were targeted and how the dogs were best used. Still, they probably looked cute.

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A Man’s World

THE MALE CODE OF ETHICS‌

Only stuff us blokes would understand, most of them unwritten rules (well until now) the 10 commandments of MANLINESS!

1. Thou shall not 7. The maximum amount of time you have to watch any CHICK- wait for another guy who's running late is 5 FLICKS. minutes. For a gal, you are required to wait 2. Under no circumstance may two men 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. share an umbrella.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag 8. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a

party may be legally beaten and killed by his buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if however the temperature is unsuitfellow partygoers. able.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out 9. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even of jail within 12 hours. remembering a friend's birthday is strictly 5. You may not exaggerate any anecdote optional. told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is 10. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a allowed to call bullshit. (Exception: When hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exag- is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having geration rate rises to 400 percent). sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to 6. If you've known a guy for more than 24 speak of it, even at your bachelor party. hours, his sister is off-limits forever.

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Labels for Dummies...

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products: On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): (well...duh, a bit late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: (and you thought???)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: this save me time?)

‘Do not turn upside down.’

‘Product will be hot after heating.’

‘Do not iron clothes on body.’ (but wouldn't

‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

construction accidents if we could just get those five year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

‘Warning: May cause drowsiness.’ (I'm taking this because?)

‘For indoor or outdoor use only.’

On most brands of Christmas lights: (as opposed to what?)

‘Warning: contains nuts.’ (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: ‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.’

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

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Labels for Dummies...

Continued from overleaf...

On a child's Superman costume: ’Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.’ (Well maybe not the to blame the company for this one..... Maybe the parents?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: ‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.’ (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -’Serving suggestion: Defrost.’

(But, it's just a suggestion.)

On a blanket from Taiwan: (REALLY! Why not?)

‘Not to be used as protection from a tornado.’

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists: ‘Remember, objects mirror are actually behind you.’ (Thanks for that gentle reminder!)

On the bottle-top of a UK flavoured milk drink: (They spoil all the fun!)

On a New Zealand insect spray: ‘This (Obviously highly efficient then!)

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‘After opening, keep upright.’

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On a Japanese food processor: ‘Not to be used for the other (Now, could somebody out there help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On a Sears hair dryer: ‘Do not use while sleeping.’ (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

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Medical Tips

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MOLES…

A mole (melanocytic naevus) is a small, brown growth in your skin.

Moles are usually circular or oval-shaped and almost every adult has at least a few. They are usually harmless, but occasionally a type of skin cancer (called melanoma) can grow in or near a mole. Skin cancers may also occur in skin without a previous mole. Here on the Costa del Sol we get a lot more sun than most so it’s best to seek medical assitance if you are unsure of any new moles you get. So if a new mole develops, it's important to let your doctor know.

PROBLEM MOLES...

WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR:

Moles arise in your skin where cells called melanocytes have grouped together. Melanocytes produce a pigment called melanin which gives your skin its colour – where they cluster together your skin is darker. You may have moles when you're born but they usually develop later in childhood. They may change shape or colour over time and some may even go away when you get older.

Moles vary in colour from flesh-coloured to dark brown. They may be raised or have hairs growing out of them. You can have a mole anywhere on your body including your palms and soles, your scalp, your eyes and even under your nails.

There are many different types of moles. Some types look very similar to one another and it can be hard to tell them apart.

They can also be confused with other skin conditions such as freckles and warts, and a type of birthmark called a haemangioma. Moles that you're born with are called congenital moles.

They are usually at least 1cm across but can be much bigger.

As you grow, they tend to grow with you and may become more raised and hairier as you get older.

SOME OF THE DIFFERENT TYPES ARE DESCRIBED BELOW:

•JUNCTIONAL MELANOCYTIC NAEVI ARE FLAT AND ROUND. They are usually mid to dark brown.

•COMPOUND MELANOCYTIC NAEVI ARE SLIGHTLY RAISED AND ARE OFTEN HAIRY. Their colour can vary.

•INTRADERMAL MELANOCYTIC NAEVI ARE RAISED BUMPS AND OFTEN HAIRY. They may not be any darker than the rest of your skin.

•BLUE NAEVI ARE DARK BLUE AND ARE USUALLY FOUND ON YOUR FACE, HANDS OR FEET. •ATYPICAL (ALSO CALLED DYSPLASTIC) NAEVI HAVE AN ASYMMETRIC APPEARANCE (one half doesn’t match the other), contain several colours of pigment , often larger than other moles.

•HALO NAEVI ARE MORE COMMON IN CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS.

They occur when your immune system rejects the mole, which causes the mole to disappear.

A ring of pale skin often surrounds the mole.

•YOU MAY DEVELOP SEBORRHOEIC WARTS (KERATOSES) LATER IN LIFE. They aren't actually moles, although they are often mistaken for them.

If you’re worried about a mole, see your DOCTOR. He or she will ask about your symptoms and examine you.

He or she may also ask you about your medical history. Your DOCTOR may ask you to regularly take a photo of your mole alongside a clear plastic ruler and see if it’s changed. Alternatively your DOCTOR might do this for you. This is called mole mapping. There are also lots of clinics that offer a mole mapping service.

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Health & Well Being

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IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH WITH STEPS SO SIMPLE YOU'LL BARELY NOTICE THE EFFORT...

7 SUMMER STEPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING

In the warmer, longer, lazier days of summer, the living may not be easy, but your life probably feels less chaotic. Even adults tend to adopt a "school's out!" attitude in summer.

That's why this is a perfect time to improve your health in a fashion so seasonally laid back you'll barely notice the effort.

heart health: take advantage of summer's slower schedule by using your vacation time to unwind. Holidays have multiple benefits: They can help lower your blood pressure, heart rate, and stress hormones such as cortisol, which If you do contributes to a widening waist and an one thing this summer to improve your diet, increased risk of heart disease. have a cup of mixed fresh berries: blackberries, blueberries, or strawberries every day. They'll help you load up on antioxidants, which may Pick one outdoor activity we have such great help prevent damage to tissues and reduce the weather here on the Costa del Sol going on a risks of age-related illnesses. Blueberries and hike, taking a nature walk, playing games such blackberries are especially antioxidant-rich. A as tag with your kids, cycling, roller blading, or big bonus: Berries are also tops in fiber, which swimming to shed that cooped-up feeling of gym helps keep cholesterol low and may even help workouts. And remember, the family that plays prevent some cancers. together not only gets fit together itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a To great way to create bonding time. Remember improve your stress level, plant a small garden, the sun cream though! cultivate a flower box, or if space is really limitTo ed, plant a few flower pots indoors or out. Just protect your vision at work and at play, wear putting your hands in soil is "grounding." And protective eyewear. When outdoors, wear sunwhen life feels like you're moving so fast your glasses that block at least 99% of ultraviolet A feet are barely touching the stuff, being mentally and B rays. Sunglasses can help prevent grounded can help relieve physical and mental cataracts, as well as wrinkles around the eyes. stress.

And when playing sports or doing tasks such as You know you need mowing the lawn, wear protective eyewear. Ask to, now it's time to start: floss every single day. your eye doctor about the best type; some are Do it at the beach (in a secluded spot), while sport-specific. reading on your patio, or when watching TV and the task will breeze by. Flossing reduces oral Resist the urge to stay bacteria, which improves overall body health, up later during long summer days. Instead pay and if oral bacteria is low, your body has more attention to a good sleep pattern by keeping the resources to fight bacteria elsewhere. Floss same bedtime and wake-up schedule and not daily and you're doing better than at least 85% of drinking alcohol within three hours of bedtime. people.

It's also a good idea to avoid naps during the day unless you take them every day at the same Improve your time, for the same amount of time.

#1 HAVE A BERRY BOOST:

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Medical Mayhem

Mongolian VD: An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While

in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take any precautions. A week after arriving back home he awakens one morning to find his man sausage covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor..... The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little relieved and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc."

The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure other than to amputate your manhood."

The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!"

The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his parts and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my privates!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way."

"Then there's no need to operate? Oh, thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks, it fall off by itself!"

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ALL REVVED UP

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SUPERBOATS...

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Super boats by super car manufacturers: Aston Martin’s collaboration with Quintessence Yachts on the handbuilt AM37 which is true to its roadbased cousins. The boat will be packing some serious punch, with the twin 600hp Mercury petrols – delivering enough grunt for nearly 60 knots flat out. Two versions of the 11.28m boat will be built initially — the AM37, being sold as a grand tourer, and the speedier AM37 S. The models will be built in resin-infused composite with structural elements made in carbon fibre. Further models are also in the pipeline.

The makers of the world’s fastest production super sports car, Bugatti, and the world’s largest motor yacht builder, Palmer Johnson, have a new join project.They have designed a new series of stunning and elegant open carbon-fibre sport yachts, featuring distinctive Bugatti design elements and advanced materials. The series bears the Niniette name and is available in three models from 42ft to 88ft. Prices for the smallest model start at €2 million.The design is characterised by the falling shoulder line of the Bugatti Type 57 C Atalante and the balanced proportions of the Type 41 Royale.

The Lancia di Lancia was the first true real example of nautical and automobile design. Unveiled at the 66th international Venice Film Festival and used to transport some of Hollywood’s most famous stars, it was built by Master boat builders Sacs and is a covertable GT for the seas. Fitted with a retractable hard top and featuring Martini racing stripes, this thoroughbred exceeds 50 knots.

The Jaguar Concept Speedboat was built to complement and accompany the XF Sportbrake. The beautifully built boat, is composed of a fiberglass hull finished with a teak deck. The prominent carbon fiber fin that reminds us of the company's legendary D-Type is particularly nice work. The familiar leaping cat badge is on the back deck and the fuel filler caps were inspired by the Series 1 XJ. Unfortunately there are no plans to put it into production.

For almost a decade, Mercedes and Cigarette Racing have been partnering on high-powered, high-speed boats that showcase the best of both brands. Their latest effort, the Cigarette Racing Team 41' SD GT3, features AMG racing livery to match the GT3 car, a complete teak floor, a full marine grade leather interior and matte components. The 1,100-hp Mercury Racing engines provides a top speed of over 85 knots.

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Rhubarb, Ginger & Pecan Pie Ingredients:

Method:

1) Place the flour, butter and pecans into a Serves 8 food processor and whizz to fine breadcrumbs.

Add 85g (3oz) of the caster sugar, 5 tbsp water • 250g (9oz) plain flour • 200g (7oz) unsalted butter, and the egg yolk and whizz to form a dough.

2) Roll out two-thirds of the dough and use to line a 23cm (diced) (9in) deep, lipped metal pie tin. Wrap the remaining pastry in clingfilm and chill with the lined pie tin for 30 minutes.

• 85g (3oz) pecan nuts • 250g (9oz) caster sugar, 3) Cut the rhubarb into small chunks and place into a pan with 4tbsp water. Cook over a low heat for 10-12 minutes until softened. (plus extra for sprinkling) 4) Tip into a sieve placed over a bowl to drain all the juices (you won’t need them). Press • 1 large egg yolk the rhubarb with the back of a spoon a little to remove as much juice as possible, to pre• 1.5kg (3lb 5oz) rhubarb, vent a soggy bottom, and allow to cool.

5) Preheat the oven to 200°C/fan 180°C/gas 6. Crumple a piece of grease (trimmed) proof paper, open it out and place in the pastry-lined pie tin. Fill with baking beans or • 3 balls of stem ginger uncooked rice and bake for 15 minutes. Remove the baking beans or rice and paper and return the pie tin to the oven for 5-8 minutes. Mix the rhubarb with the stem ginger, (from a jar, chopped) • 85g (3oz) ground almonds ground almonds and remaining caster sugar and spoon into the hot pastry case.

6) Roll out the remaining pastry and cut into strips. Brush the edge of the pastry case • 1tbsp milk with milk and arrange the strips over the pie in a lattice. Press the edges together and pinch off any excess. Brush the strips with milk and sprinkle with caster sugar. Bake for • Icing sugar, (to dust) 20 minutes until golden. Dust with icing sugar and serve with cream or custard.

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OLD iPHONES ARE ACTUALLY WORTH AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE Remember the first iPhone? Or even the second or third? Back in the day they were all anyone ever wanted, but as we know times move fast and now they're pretty much obsolete.

Because Apple release so many updates for iPhones, iPads and all of their products, a lot of devices end up being left untouched in a draw.

In Apple's latest environmental report they revealed that they managed to salvage just under 1,000 kilos of gold from recycled iPhones, iPads and Macs. Gold is used in electronic devices because its a good conductor of electricity and is fairly nonreactive,

meaning it doesn't corrode easily.

According to New York Gold Spot Price ÂŁ28,000 is what you can get for a kilo of gold.

If you're a bit strapped for cash right now though, don't try to smash your phone apart to take the gold out of it.

There's nowhere near enough in one handset to make you millions. Apple actually have their very own robot called Liam which takes apart all the recycled devices and extracts the metal. Despite the literal gold mine Apple are sitting on, they're not using it to cash in; they're reusing the materials for new devices.

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FINANCIAL NEWS The Euro & World Round Up

Pound gets stronger as referendum gets closer

Sterling has extended its gains against both the Euro and the US Dollar this week as momentum gathers behind the Remain vote.

The boost to Sterling’s value has been due to increased risk sentiment within global markets which has been reflected in stock markets, also recent polls coming out of the UK suggest that the ‘remain’ camp is in the lead this news has been received well by investors.

The UK Government have been working hard to sway voters into remaining in the EU, and much of the ‘remain’ camps recent support could be due to The Treasury’s claims that the UK economy could shrink by 6% by 2030 if they leave, costing the average household £4,300 per year.

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The International Monetary Fund, UK government, Bank of England governor and even President Obama have all spoken out in favour of the UK staying in the European Union and with so many influential people and institutions behind the campaign I think it will be difficult to see anything changing when the EU referendum takes place on June 23rd.

uncertainty being reflected in Sterling’s value; the argument is fairly strong that as we get closer to the Brexit vote sterling’s value will fall.

The Greek issue has recently hit the headlines again with the country due to make its next repayment by the end of July and the recent Eurogroup meeting has raised concerns that the Greeks may However, what is clear is that default on their next payment. there is also an appetite for the When the Greek crisis originally Leave vote and looking at recent occurred this saw Euro levels fall polls they are still very close. and the problems currently occurTherefore, I fully expect to see the ring have caused the Euro to currency markets to remain uncer- weaken and I expect Sterling Euro tain during this time. exchange rates to improve during As we move closer to the Brexit the early part of the week. with now just under 2 months to go we could see some more

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What’s On Guide...

28th April to the 2nd of May 2016: The Fuengirola International Fair (La Feria Internacional de Los Pueblos) is one of the most anticipated events of the spring on the Costa del Sol. With over 1 million visitors per year, the Fair is a great way to learn about cultures from around the world without leaving the Costa del Sol. The five day cultural festival hosts over 33 countries and will feature music, dance and foods from all over the world. To be held at Fuengirola Fairground (Feria ground).

17th May 2016: Harlem Globetrotters World Tour After 90 years encouraging athletics and making both children and adults around the world smile, the Harlem Globetrotters have come back to Spain.

The show is based on agility, acrobatics, and clever ball tricks for more information see: www.malagadeporteyeventos.com.

20th May to the 23rd May 2016: European Maritime Day: This event aims to inform all citizens on the European Maritime Day and promote environmental education. The program will be completed with various nautical activities like kayak trips, paddle surfing, expositions and competitions. And many more free activities. to be held at: Puerto Deportivo de Marbella, Paseo Marítimo de Marbella. To learn more on how you can participate: Email: jmendana@marbella.es or call +34 952 761 185.

21st May : New Jersey Boys playing at The Hotel Tamisa Golf Mijas in aid of Childline Andalucia. A new charity to the Costa del Sol, Childline Andalucia aims to support the immediate needs of expatriate children and teens through dedicated and confidential support and advice. The Tamisa event aims to raise much needed funds for this fledgling charity. Tickets are on sale now at 35 Euros and can be obtained from The Tamisa Golf Hotel, includes a dinner, raffle and performance by the New Jersey Boys for more information please see page 89.

Every Monday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain at La Iglesia Bar, near Bonanza Square, Benalmadena Costa 11am -12.30pm.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every Monday: Age Concern Drop In for a coffee and a chat at The Captain’s bar Urb. Las Adelfas No. 11 from 11.30am to 1.00pm.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Age Care Coffee Morning at the Baptist Church, Calahonda, where people can chat, share experiences & take part in a variety of activities. Tel: 952 933 409 for info. 11 am – 1 pm.

Every Tuesday: Age Concern meet at the Manila bar in Los Boliches, next to the Yaramar hotel for Spanish lessons in the afternoon from 3.00pm until 3.45pm. Lifeline 652 537 615.

Every Wednesday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain held in Fuengirola at the Bar Salon Varietes. 11am -12.30pm.

Every Thursday: Age Concern meet at the Manila bar in Los Boliches, next to the Yaramar hotel for advice, support and friendship from 11.00am until 1.00pm. Pop in and meet new people and make new friends. Lifeline 652 537 615.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain held in The Pensioner's Bar, Paseo Maritimo La Cala from 11am-12.30pm.

Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Thursday: Flea Market from 9am next to Aldi in Las Lagunas, plenty of parking.

Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Friday: Age Concern meet at El Caballo de Oro in La Cala from 11.30 until 1.00pm. In the main square behind Supersol.

Advice, support and friendship. Lifeline 652 537 615.

Every Sunday: FAMA have a car boot sale at the Hippodrome from 9am - 2pm.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

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If you have an event, fundraiser or anything else please let us know... email: editor@costalinkmagazine.com phone: 951 216 131 or 663 061 669

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ocal Info Emergency Numbers

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Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil dica

Medical

112 091 092 062

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

Health Centres

Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Consulates

British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

952 952 952 952 952 952 952

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252

352 475 226 604 212 226 474

300 108 373 383 442 590 891

Tourist Information

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Transport

Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) & Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring).

La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina).

Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Ca単ada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists

24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis

Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates

1st May: Mothers Day Spain 1st May: Labour Day

2nd May: Labour Day (Public Holiday Observed)

2nd May: May Day (Bank Holiday UK) 26th May - Corpus Christi

Processions throughout Andalucia.

Benalmadena Pueblo has flower petals blanketing the streets in the morning ready for the procession to pass over them

May 30th: Spring Bank Holiday (UK)

check out our website www.costalinkmagazine.com for cinema listings in VOSE

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during May 2016...

Capricorn

Aquarius

Aquarius, during the first two weeks of May 2016 the Sun, Venus and Jupiter are in your sign they bring with them love and harmony. So expect a happy term in your relationship. The key words for the month of May 2016 Aquarius are love and fun. May 2016 attracts you toward investments maybe. It could accentuate real-estate business any of these areas could be financially productive. You shouldn’t rely on popularity or support though this month unfortunately you are on you’re own. You’re on your own now. Don’t do business with friends it will end up going wrong at this time. You could feel more agitated, maybe even a bit more tense, but you’re in pretty good shape physically, and your morale is pretty high. If you’re in need of relaxing you find them in the peace of your home and in the middle of your family.

Pisces

Pisces, May 2016 promises you opportunity and happiness. Mercury and Venus are in your sign for the greater part of the month. Mercury has something special planned up its sleeve to surprise you in some way. During the second part of May 2016 expect a significant event or a change in the current situation. On the work and finance front Mars and Saturn put you’re career to the test: obstacles could be put in your path or you just feel overwhelmed with responsibilities. The good news is that you can count on the support of others. Just ask and help will be given. You make money mostly together with others or with their help. You’ll enjoy pretty good physical shape this month and a blossoming morale even some might say too cheerful!

Aries

Taurus

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Capricorn, oh my aren’t we loved up at the moment love reigns over the month of May 2016, all-powerful and glorious. The Sun is shining, full of vitality over all your relationships. Venus and Mercury are getting involved as well a new passion could erupt at any given moment. If you’re already committed, you could discover new levels of feeling with your loved one. May 2016 is full on so get ready to have fun like you haven’t in a long time! This month you go through a creative term imagination and sophisticated information could join hands to lead them toward great achievements. It is a fantastic time if you want to start promoting a product, some work or your own image. Luck is on your side also if you express your talent at sports or maybe showbiz. Financially, you should be prudent. You could be lucky with speculation, but there are also great risks involved. Like the previous month, pay attention to your health.

Aries, Venus – planet of love is making you a bit needy this month it means you’ll need emotional security. If you’re not yet seriously involved, romantic opportunities that might arise during this term seem to be tied to profession and, most likely, to a person who is emotionally and financially stable.

Venus, Jupiter and Pluto will mean the month is mostly focused on your career, bringing with it professional success. It’s a configuration with great financial and professional potential. It’s up to you to make the most of it. Though because Mars is retrograde, it might take extra effort to get the ball rolling. Set clear objectives and get busy! Watch your health this month it is not a strong suit this May 2016.

Taurus, Venus is in “full on” mode this May 2016. Love is in the air everywhere you look around…you attract love. If you’re looking for a partner, it’s now easier to find one. If you’re already involved, the relationship could blossom or be re-launched. The Sun, Venus, and Mercury all in your sign meaning this month is favourable for your career. The Sun gives you energy, enhances your leadership skills and makes you stand out. Venus brings you benefits via diplomacy and charm. Mercury helps you analyise situations with clarity and wisdom. But on the downside during May 2016 Mercury is in retrograde, so you still need to solve some issues. It will resume its direct motion toward end of month, leaving things clear and orderly. During May 2016 you’re in very good shape. You’re full of vitality, and you’ll radiate energy and strength. You’ll look better and be in a good mood. A fine month, enjoy it!

Gemini, it’s pretty complicated... With Mars retrograde and Saturn in your sign, May 2016 is going to be a little tricky. There maybe difficulties in you’re relationship, or perhaps your partner will encounters difficulties. However, things aren’t as bad as they might seem. They settle down in the end.

Jupiter, the Sun, Venus, and Mercury are all in conjunction this month giving opportunities in love if you are looking. Things could get even more interesting toward end of month, because on May 24th 2016 Venus enters Gemini. On the work front May 2016, seems to be rather a month of settling down, behindthe-scenes workings. It’s a promising term for investing in property, decorating or redesigning. You should take care of yourself this month take some time out when you can and If you feel unwell get medical advice don’t just leave things to fester.

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Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Cancer, although you may be having a bit of a tough time in your love life at the moment Venus the planet of love, saves the day. Venus is situated in a lucky part of the zodiac with the Sun, Mercury, Jupiter and Pluto promising a dynamic and exciting month. If you are single or looking for love opportunities appear everywhere you look. If you’re already in a relationship, during May 2016 you work together, but you also have a lot of fun! Work seems to be tough this month. Not that you’re not busy enough! On the contrary, you’re probably too busy. Mars retrograde could slow you down a bit though.

Good thing you can count on those around you! When in need, friends come to the rescue, also collaborators and all those who can do something for you. All you have to do is ask for their help.

Leo, during the first two weeks of May 2016, Venus along with the Sun brings you all you desire.

It’s really not difficult for you attract love if you are single now is a great time for you to meet someone, your attention focuses toward sparkly and vivacious people. In some cases your love life will revolve around your career or social life. May 2016 is a splendid month for your work life and finances. Under the protection of the triple conjunction Sun-Venus-Mercury things go amazingly, everything ties well together, money flows, and you’re successful. The last week of May 2016 brings you important decisions and a lot of popularity.

Throughout the month, relationships and socialising contribute your success. You enjoy great vitality and are particularly resilient good mood this month. Get outside why not take up a new sport you’ll be great at it, everything is on your side this month!

Virgo, May 2016 will be a very positive month you have great chances of happiness during the first two weeks of the month. If you are struggling to get on with someone then, May 2016 could contribute to clearing up a situation. On the work and finance front things begin to settle down – and they do so in your favour. You’re on an upward trend, on your way to success, which will be coming soon.

Some objectives become clear, some barriers are overcome. Something could change suddenly in regard to setting your priorities and your values. Throughout the month, money seems to be coming your way.

You are feeling much more like yourself this month you’re general shape is improving, both physically and psychologically. You feel yourself gaining more strength, more confidence. Your mood is better and brighter, and things seem easier to accomplish. Open your wings and dare to soar!

Libra, because Mars, is in retrograde motion during May 2016 your love life could be marked by unexpected events. The retrograde motion is unnatural, so it could trigger unusual situations. These could be frustrating or just surprising. It’s not out of the question for an older issue to become present again, or for an old love to reappear in your life. May 2016 is an active month financially. It’s mainly not about what you earn through work, but the way you manage what you already have savings etc. In regard to career, Jupiter is resuming its direct motion triggering the overcoming of obstacles or re-launching. Take care of your body and more so of your mind this month! An optimistic and relaxed state of mind is priceless.

Don’t worry about small things and avoid overdoing it intellectually! You should take a more detached look at things and avoid conflicts, because they burn you out.

Scorpio, relationships are the top of your list of interests during May 2016. The Sun, Mercury, and Venus all getting involved brining with them a favorable prognosis, particularly for the first two weeks of the month. It’s a time of intense socialising for you. You see a lot of people; attend various events all of these contribute to create favorable circumstances for finding love or it blossoming, also happiness. May 2016 is good for forging alliances and making plans at work. The optimal conditions for new collaborations are created. Deals are made and profitable contracts are signed. At the same time though there’s a silent struggle in the finances department. It takes effort and a lot of patience to earn a crust this month. Managing means is a challenge that you have to deal with rationally and strategically. By and large you’re in good physical shape naturally, but now is not the time to test your limits. Take care of yourself!

Sagittarius, during May 2016 the love of your life is... work. Both Venus and Mercury are pushing for relationships and profession entwine in a certain way. Maybe you and your partner work on something together or share certain responsibilities. You could also meet someone during a professional meeting or during work-related travel. Or just get involved with a colleague. At work it’s all going to be a big effort, but it will generate satisfaction. With Mars and Saturn in your sign this month, it will be full of intense activity and difficulties. Regardless of what the situation is, you’ll come out of it on top. Look beyond petty issues you’re in for a shot at luck professionally, that stroke your ego and fill your pockets! It time you maybe resolve small health issues you’ve neglected, or you start dieting or exercising. Relax, be more confident and benevolent!

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puzzle Link The Words

Solutions on page 88

it out

In each of these puzzles, three words are listed. All you have to do is find another word that can either precede or follow each word linking them:

1)

______

CAT

BIN

BUG

3)

______

BLUE

BANK

NECK

2) 4) 5)

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HORSE PRIVET

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ BOLT

PAPER HEDGE CLAP

WHEEL ROW

BIRD

Guess The Celeb

A

B

Sudoku

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Brain Teaser

BATMAN RIDDLES...

Here come several enigmas that appeared in the Batman movies - usually Riddler asking Bruce Wayne.

1) If you look at the number on my face you won't find thirteen anyplace.

2) Tear one off and scratch my head what was red is black instead.

3) The eight of us go forth not back to protect our king from a foes attack.

4) There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

5) What room can no one enter?

6) What is it that's always coming but never arrives?

7) When is a man drowned, but still not wet?

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Crossword

Name The Film

Across: 1. Principal, foremost (7) 5. Damages (7) 9. Large fruit (5) 10. Bitter salt used in medicine (5) 12. Savoury snack (7) 14. Utility bill listing (5) 15. Type of chair (5) 16. Open sore (5) 17. Short summary (5) 18. Adversary (5) 19. Anaesthetic (5) 22. Russian monarchs (5) 24. Revise (5) 25. Incumbencies (7) 30. Burdened (5) 31. Large body of water (5) 32. Craftsman (7) 33. Stand (7) Down: 1. Lantern (4) 2. Adept (4) 3. Take no notice (6) 4. Army chief (7) 5. Well founded (7) 6. Tip-offs, maybe (6) 7. Men's leg wear (4) 8. Identical (4) 11. Slander (7) 13. Clothing (7) 20. Strained state (7) 21. Very serious (7) 23. Pebbles (6) 24. Like a sailor on leave (6) 26. Arm bone (4) 27. Change copy (4) 28. Egg container (4) 29. Grimm beginnings? (4)

A Staring Will Smith set in 2035, a techno- B phobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot, which leads to a larger threat to humanity (2004).

David Niven stars as Phileas Fogg in this 1956 classic about a Victorian Englishman who bets he can circumnavigate the world.

Say What You See...

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

Wife answers phone........

A pervert, heavy breathing says I bet you have a tight arse with no hair! she replies, “Yes he’s watching TV–whos calling?

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, ‘my family went to my Granddad’s farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating.’The teacher said, ‘that was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate”, not “ fascinating”. Sally raised her hand. She said, “my family went to the art gallery and I was fascinated”. The teacher said, ‘that was very good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate”. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been caught out by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him to answer. Johnny said, ‘my aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.’

The teacher sat down and cried.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his underpants. “Is that painful?’ the barman asks.

‘It’s driving me nuts!’ the man replies.

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A cheeseburger said to the barman, ‘Pint of lager please’. The barman said, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food.’

“Come on Dave,’ said Michelle, “we’ve got no other secrets, It’s time you told me how many women you’ve slept with.” “No,” replied Dave, “you won’t like it.” Michelle insisted. “We’ve been married for years now, what difference could it make?” “Well, if you’re sure,” said Dave reluctantly. “Let’s see, one… two… three… you… five… six…”

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her four year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. “Yes,” he said.

“I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we’re going to call it Quits.”

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KIDS PAGE at the swe

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E O R I C L I Q U L S R E H M M T E B A Y K O B N U O C T H N L M D R H G H O Y L L E J S N A E B I W S V X T I D W L B O Y S G E Q Z Y P U B X C D E F X O W L A U R N W T P Y R M P S B Y S A F L U

Can you find all the sweet treats in the wordsearch?

sweets bubblegum liquorice sherbet sour chewy jellybe ans lollipo p flumps

Make a path from start to finish following the green and pink sweets.

Start either from the top of the bottom of the puzzle...

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AMAZING....

can you get from the start of the maze to the donut in the middle?

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COUNT THE COLOURS...

How many red bubblegums can you see? ____ How many green bubblegums can you see? ____ How many orange bubblegums can you see? ____ How many blue bubblegums can you see? ____ How many yellow bubblegums can you see? ____

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Computer Services

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Dating On-line

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Garden Centres

Garden Centre Linda Vista - Page 66 www.gardecentrelindavista.com t: 952 785 206 La Vega - Page 28 www.viveroslavega.com administracion@viveroslavega.com t: 952 581 247

Glass Curtains

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Health and Wellbeing

Alhaurin Dental Centre - Page 59 www.alhaurindentalcentre.com dentistalhaurin@gmail.com m: 654 996 026 39 Sanitas Healthplan - Page 57 www.healthplanspain.com info@healthplanspain.com t: 951 255 737

Insurance Services

Business

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Interior Design Services

White Design - Pages 18 & 19 www.whitedesignco.com info@whitedesignco.com t: 952 494 155 or m: 600 583 673

Locksmiths

Pharaoh Locksmiths, Mijas Costa pharaoh1@terra.com t: 617 921 824

Marble Floor Polishing

Marble Floor Care - Page 73 www.marblefloor.info m: 654 589 218

Mechanics

No1 Cars Marbella - Page 2 www.no1carsmarbella.com t: 952 926 544/ 952 898 603 m: 675 530 409

Metal Works

Fortress Security Spain - Page 33 www.fortresssecurityspain.com t: 952 931 128 Iron Works - Page 3 www.ironworksinspain.com ironworksinspain@yahoo.co.uk m: 678 691 393

Pet Care

Cat and Dog World - Page 54 www.cat-and-dog-world.com info@cat-and-dog-world.com t: 952 112 978 or m: 630 197 435 FAMA - Page 54 www.famaspain.com t: 620 354 885

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Plumbers

Radio Station

Printing & Print Services

Removal Companies

Drain and Leak Solutions - Page 50 www.drainandleak.com t: 951 310 111 or m: 651 111 005 Eyeprint - Page 92 www.eyeprint.es t: 952 906 121 Nueva Andalucia t: 951 310 395 Cabopino Please Quote CostaLink ndi3 Printing - Page 65 www.ndi3printing.com sales@ndi3printing.com

Property Sales, Rental & Management

ACP - Page 51 www.acpproperty.com info@acpproperty.com t: 952 934 527 Claxton Homes - Page 55 www.claxtonhomes.com info@claxtonhomes.com m: 656 476 887 Costa del Home - Page 46 & 47 www.costadelhome.com Costa Rents - Pages 20 & 21 www.costarents.com | info@costarents.com t: 671 093 925 Hilltop Property Services S.L. - Page 33 info@hilltopprops.net t: 951 978 046 m: 600 795 113 Mind Your Own Business - Pages 34 to 37 www.business-sales-spain.com info@business-sales-spain.com t: 951 254 222 or m: 663 061 669 REAS Accredited Agency - Pages 90 & 91 www.reas.es Sun Homes Continential - Page 53 www.sunhomespain.es info@sunhomespain.es t: 952 660 465 m: 666 655 257

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Business

The Beat - Page 69 www.thebeatspain.fm t: 952 468 404 m: 640 678 011

The Removal People- Page 63 karl.theremovalpeople@gmail.com t: 633 855 516

Restaurants & Bars

Barboru Restaurant - Page 25 t: 952 933 158 www.barboru.com Harryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Bar - Page 64 India Lucia, Torrenueva - Page 73 t: 951 407 695 www.indialucia.hpage.com Indian Ocean, Playa Marina - Page 60 t: 952 667 322 or m: 635 055 686 www.indialnocean1.hpage.com Sai Indian Restaurant - Page 44 wwwsairestaurant.es t: 951 254 401 m: 600 098 369 The Terrace - Page 43 terracecalahonda.gmail.com m: 627 192 545

Satellite Television

Costasys IPTV Packages - Page 40 & 41 www.costasys.com/iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 Focus Home Entertainment - Page 12 m: 664 354 545 GBTV - Page 69 m: 603 258 751 Oakley Automated Living - Page 42 hello@oakleyal.com www.oakleyal.com m: 671 788 241

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Business

Satellite Television Continued

Telephone and Internet Services

Orbit - Page 33 info@orbitsl.com www.orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 m: 654 758 415 The Sky Doctor - Page 49 www.theskydoctor.com info@theskydoctor.com t: 952 763 840 or m: 635 400 099 TV-One - Pages 81 www.tvonespain.com info@tvonespain.com t: 951 310 437

Shops

Costasys IPTV Packages - Page 40 & 41 www.costasys.com/iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 Orbit - Page 33 info@orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 or m:654 758 415

Vending Machines

Boutique Nicole - Pages 10 & 11 t: 952 927 245 Curtain & Bedding Shop - Page 23 www.curtainandbeddingshop.com thecurtainandbeddingshop@hotmail.com t: 952 897 477 Just Baked Bakery - Page 38 t: 662 464 502 The Frock Exchange - Page 77 t: 689 119 520

Signs

Sign D Sign - Page 16 www.signdsign1.com info@signdsign1.com m: 603 464 582

Swimming Pool Services

Superpool - Page 48 www.superpoolspain.com paul@superpoolspain.com m: 629 530 233

Web Design

Key Media Group - Page 15 www.keymediagroup.net info@keymediagroup.net t: 952 934 805 or m: 666 666 998 Spanglish Webs - Page 68 www.spanglishwebs.com info@spanglishwebs.com m: 691 660 187

Window Cleaning Service

Steve Reynolds - Page 73 stevereynolds2009@hotmail.com t: 677 711 324

Wine On-Line

Advasol - Page 22 www.advasolsolution.com info@advasolsolutions.com t: 951 965 309 or m: 664 871 133

Wines 4 Fun - Page 7 www.wines4fun.com t: 952 230 888

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puzzle Trivia Quiz Answers 1) Black Sabbath 2) 90th 3) Foal 4) Look 5) 30 6) Rand 7) River Severn 8) The Beaufort Scale 9) Tallinn 10) Bears 11) Pasta 12) Wall Street 13) Andrew 14) The Wren 15) Six 16) Edelweiss 17) The Menai Strait 18) 180 19) John Clesse 20) David Copperfield 21) The Potato 22) 1 & 5 23) Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov 24) N 25) Jenny 26) Yen 27) Trumpet 28) Norfolk

Answers from 28, 78 & 79

it out

Link The Words 1) Litter 2) Fly 3) Bottle 4) Hedge 5) Thunder

Guess The Celeb a) Rihanna b) Phillip Schofield

Brain Teaser

1) A clock 2)A matchstick 4)They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter 5) A mushroom 6) Tomorrow 7) When he's trapped in quicksand

Crossword Solution

Sudoku Solution

Name The Film

a) I, Robot (2004) b) Around the World in Eighty Days (1956)

Say What You See 1) Lost for Words

88

2) Skating on Thin Ice

3) Sign on the Dotted Line

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