November 2022 Costa Link Magazine

MARBELLA CRUISERS

You will know that Marbella Cruisers always negotiate their cruise prices with a minimum of 100 passengers. This secures ‘GROUP PRICES’ which are the ‘LOWEST CRUISE PRICES’ you can get. PLUS, and equally important, our prices always include dining, of course, in a choice of restaurants, plus all your drinks are always included at every bar and restaurant 24/7, and gratuities are included! Yes that is correct you don’t have to pay tips which most cruise lines now add to your final bill.

WE ARE WITH YOU THROUGHOUT THE CRUISE

If you are new to cruising, you will find our company, door to door’ can be quite helpful. We are available, at the same place on the ship, at the same time every day to answer questions and to help you make the most of everything the ship has to offer. On excursion days you will find us at the bottom of the ships exit gangway to show you to your coach and introduce you to your tour guide. When necessary we secure ‘GROUP’ discounts on hotels and we arrange coaches to take us from the hotel to the ship.

SAVING YOU BETWEEN £350 AND £600 PER PERSON PER CRUISE

When the saving on your cruise price is added to the discounts we get on our ‘GROUP EXCURSION’ prices the average saving per person, based on the last 700 passengers that booked with Marbella Cruisers, is between £350 and £600 per person depending on the duration of the cruise. (7 or 14 nights) There is no fee to join Marbella Cruisers, just a €50 organization/administration fee P.P on each cruise, to contribute to the advertising costs to ensure a minimum of 100 passengers on every cruise which then secures our ‘GROUP PRICE’. As soon as a cruise is announced we reserve a range of the best positioned cabins on a selection of the more popular decks and we negotiate hard.

YOUR CRUISE PAYMENTS ARE FINANCIALLY PROTECTED

Every cruise deposit and every cruise final payment is, for your protection, made to Travelfinders, a London based company, registered with all the relevant financial protection agencies and has been under the same ownership for 32 years. Every booking Marbella Cruisers has made over the past 5 years (that’s 700 passengers) has been through Travelfinders and not one complaint.

For more information including: cabin prices, dates, itinerary, transport & how to pay your deposit and secure your cabin… EMAIL: COLIN@MARBELLACRUISERS.com or see WWW.MARBELLACRUISERS.COM

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A Celebrity 2022 is finally back in Australia, and it’s set to be better than ever. Last year's show was won by Emmerdale actor Danny Miller and was broadcasted from Gwrych Castle in north Wales due to coronavirus restrictions. The official start date has not yet been revealed by ITV, but The Sun reports it will return Sunday, November 6th. With stars including Boy George, Mike Tindall, Coronation Street actress Sue Cleaver as well as Loose Women star Charlene White.

SEASON FIVE OF THE CROWN...The fifth season of The Crown, which follows the life and reign of Queen Elizabeth II, will be released by Netflix on 9th November 2022. In the upcoming season, Imelda Staunton will play Queen Elizabeth II. Season 5 will focus on the unravelling marriage of Charles and Diana, but will also focus on other major world events and The Crown’s response during the 1990s.The show will also deal with topics such as the fall of the Soviet Union, the liberation and transfer of power in Hong Kong.

MEGHAN MARKLE TO PRINCE HARRY: A third child will bring us closer. After an emotional few weeks and the Queen’s passing in September, Harry, 38, and Meghan, 41, have spent some time assessing their own lives and goals, and are keen to add a third baby to their brood. But with their feud with the royals rumbling on and Harry’s upcoming memoir set to be released within weeks, the couple are still caught in a catch-22 with their family. Watch this space!

HOT GOSSIP... CELEBRITIES WITH THE BLUES...

JENNIFER LOPEZ & BEN AFFLECK: Wedding blues after 8 weeks! It’s been less than two months since their surprise elopement to Vegas, followed by an massive wedding celebration in Georgia, but have Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck lost that loving feeling. Insiders told heat magazine last month that J-Lo, thinks that Ben is already getting tired of her. Ben has been to rehab for alcohol addic tion was seen sobbing during their first honeymoon to Paris. They’re about to move into Jen’s house and are currently trying to consolidate all their things. Jen’s desperate to keep Ben occupied and is making sure he’s happy. but she knows it shouldn’t be her doing all the work.

NICOLA PELTZ STEALS CHRISTMAS... The truce was only temporary it seems Now, the issue has turned to what is traditionally a bone of contention in every big family… Christmas. A Beckhams’ Christmas looks and to be amazing, the clan spend it at their cosy Cotswolds home. Last year, Brooklyn spent the day with Nicola’s family, and while Victoria and David accept that will be the case again, they’re still reaching out to spend time with their son over the holidays.

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FERNE MCCANN’S BIG DAY: Is her dream wedding going up in smoke? When damning recordings allegedly of Ferne McCann began circulating on social media, her world has imploded. The voice notes appear to show Ferne cru elly fat-shaming long-time friend Sam Faiers. Ferne had been hoping her upcoming wedding would lead to a spin-off on ITVBe. Her fianace Lorri has been nothing but supportive, but she’s convinced this could put him off her.

Labels for Dummies...

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): ‘Do not turn upside down.’ (well...duh, a bit late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: ‘Product will be hot after heating.’ (really after heating, it’s a funny old world...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: ‘Do not iron clothes on body.’ (but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: ‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.’ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: ‘Warning: May cause drowsiness.’ (I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: ‘For indoor or outdoor use only.’ (as opposed to what?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: ‘Warning: contains nuts.’ (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: ‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.’ (gosh I hadn’t thought of doing that, odd) Continued on page 22....

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On a child's Superman costume: ’Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.’ (Well maybe not the to blame the company for this one..... Maybe the parents?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: ‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.’ (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -’Serving suggestion: Defrost.’ (But, it's just a suggestion.)

On a blanket from Taiwan: ‘Not to be used as protection from a tornado.’ (REALLY! Why not?)

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists: ‘Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.’ (Thanks for that gentle reminder!)

On the bottle-top of a UK flavoured milk drink: ‘After opening, keep upright.’ (They spoil all the fun!)

On a New Zealand insect spray: ‘This product is not tested on animals.’ (Obviously highly efficient then!)

On a Japanese food processor: ‘Not to be used for the other use.’ (Now, could somebody out there help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a Sears hair dryer: ‘Do not use while sleeping.’ (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

Alan’s Predicament...

THE CONFESSION

Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.

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Regards, Alan.

THE ACTION TAKEN

Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour.....

THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, & that you noticed that darned Autocorrect changed 'Wi-Fi' To 'Wife'. Technology hey?

Regards, Alan.

This root vegetable, which is harvested all summer into late Autumn, stores well and keeps for months.

If you've never tried beets in a curry before, you're in for something special. Beetroot's sweet, earthy flavour is a great match with the spices and it cooks up beautifully, too. You’ll love it!

Serves 4

Preparation 30 minutes

Cooking time 1 Hour

BEETROOT CURRY

INGREDIENTS

• 14 g Dried curry leaves

• 2 Teaspoons black mustard seeds

• 1 Teaspoon hot curry powder

• 2 Tablespoons desiccated coconut

• 6 Spring onions

• 3 Cloves of garlic

• 5 cm Piece of ginger

• Vegetable oil

• 1 kg Mixed beets, (about 12 medium-sized)

• 250 g Ripe cherry tomatoes

FOR THE TEMPER:

• 3 cloves of garlic

• 1-2 fresh long red chillies

• 5 cm piece of ginger

• 7 g dried curry leaves

METHOD

• 320 g Wild rice

• 1 x 400 ml Tin of light coconut milk

• 1 Lemon

• ½ A bunch of fresh coriander, (15g)

• 1 Lime

STEP 1: Place a large pan over a medium heat. Add the curry leaves, mustard seeds, curry powder and coconut and toast for 1–2 minute or until fragrant. Tip into a food processor and blitz well. STEP 2: Trim the spring onions and add to the food processor. Peel and chop the garlic and ginger and add to the food processor along with the vegetable oil. Pulse until the mixture forms a paste. STEP 3: Peel the beetroots and chop into 2cm cubes. Place the pan back on the hob over a medium heat, add the paste and cook for a few minutes. Add the chopped beetroot. Reduce the heat to low and cook for 25 minutes or until sticky and gnarly, stirring often. STEP 4: Tip in the cherry tomatoes and cook for 5 minutes, before starting to break them up with the back of a wooden spoon. Meanwhile, cook the rice according to the packet instructions. STEP 5: After 10 minutes, or once the tomatoes have completely cooked down, stir in the coconut milk and a squeeze of lemon juice. Increase the heat and cook for 5 minutes, until the sauce has thickened. Season to taste. If you want the curry a little looser, add a splash of water before serving. STEP 6: For the temper, place a frying pan over a medium heat and add the oil. Add all the temper ingredients and heat for 1–2 minutes, until the spices start to pop and smell aromatic. Turn off the heat and tip into a bowl lined with kitchen paper. STEP 7: Pick the coriander leaves and cut the lime into wedges. Serve the curry with the rice and temper, coriander leaves scattered on top and the lime wedges on the side for squeezing over.

TRICKY TRIVIA

1) In which country would you find the original Legoland?

2) What is the Spanish name for a Bullfighter?

3) What does Costa Brava mean?

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Sunny Coast

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4) If you were reading Le Figaro with your morning breakfast, where would you be?

5) Israel you will find shops shut during the Sabbath, when is this?

6) Near which Egyptian city would you visit the Colossi of Memnon?

7) Which city was once known as Byzantium and later as Constantinople?

8) What is the name given to a lover of all things French?

9) On which Mediterranean Island is the town of Iraklion?

10) Which is the largest of the Balearic Islands?

11) What is the name of the Dutch national airline?

12) Name the only country, which has parts on the mainland of both Europe and Africa?

13) Which Irish city is served by Shannon airport?

14) On which sea is the resort of Rimini?

15) In which British seaside resort would you find a famous area called The Lanes?

16) In which European country is the winter resort of Zermatt?

17) IS are the International car Identification letters for cars from which country?

18) Which European Capital city has a main line railway station named after a battle in 1815?

19) In Northern Ireland 'Carrick-a-Rede' is a famous

tourist atraction; what is it?

20) Which Indian state is famous for beaches, tourism and the Basilica of Bom Jesus?

21) What was banned from all Disney theme parks in June 2015?

22) The Sagrada Família Basilica is in which European city?

23) If you take a walk up to the hill via the Piazzale Michelangelo which city do you get a panoramic view of?

24) Davos is home to one of the biggest ski resorts in which coun try?

25) The Great Barrier Reef is located off the coast of which Australian state?

26) Koh Samui is a large island known for its amazing beaches and crystal sea, which country does it belong to?

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Dave & Megan get married...

Dave had proposed to Megan and been accepted. At the time of acceptance Megan told Dave that she had to share with him something about her past life.

“No”, said Dave, “ I won’t hear of it.” You can tell me after we are married nothing will stop me loving you though…. All progressed nicely… After they were married and had set off for their honeymoon in the Caribbean, Megan again brought up the subject of her dreadful secret.

Again Dave was quick to say he didn’t want to hear it but Megan insisted, at which point Dave said “I tell you what tell me later when we are in bed together, that will be soon enough.”

That night as they got into bed Megan declared, “well, Dave, now I really do have to tell you my secret. You see, I’m still a virgin.”

Dave didn’t say a word but put on his clothes left the hotel room and travelled all the way back to his mothers house.

“It’s no good”, said Dave, “I’ve have to leave Megan; it turns out she’s a virgin.”

“Well Dave”, said his mother, “in that case you were quite right to come home. If she’s not good enough for the rest of the village, she’s not good enough for you.”

A quick-witted pup!

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees 10 euro and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."

Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, then trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.

When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus.... The butcher follows, dumbstruck.

As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step and barks repeatedly. No answer. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself (Whap!) against the door. He does this again and again.

But still no answer.

So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. Eventually a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.

The butcher runs up screams at the guy:

"What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!”

The owner responds…. "Genius, I don’t think so!

That's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!”

What’s On Guide...

1st November 2022: All Saints Day (also called Day of the Dead). This is a national holiday and many businesses and schools will be closed on this day.

3rd to the 9th November 2022: The 36th Malaga International Jazz Festival at the Teatro Cervantes-Echegaray in Malaga with gems of national and international jazz World. Performances by Paolo Fresu, Avishai Cohen, The Kenny Garrett, Hiromi and Sheila Jordan & The Málaga Jazz Collective, among others for more info see: www.teatroechegaray.com

5th November 2022: AIRE... A superb display of authentic Spanish dance and Flamenco from 7:30pm. For more information see www.salonvarietestheatre.com

7th & 21st November 2022: Alzheimer’s Dementia Support Group @ the Calahonda International Baptist Church, from 11:30am to 2pm for more info call 635 407 255 or 629 893 016.

11th & 12th November 2022: Honky Tonk Cats celebrating 50 years of the Rolling Stone with this suburb live tribute act... at the Teatro Salon Varietes. Nightly from 7:30pm, Sunday from 7pm. for more information see www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

23rd to the 27th November 2022: Agatha Christie’s “And Then There Were None”... At the Teatro Salon Varietes. Nightly from 7:30pm, Sunday from 7pm. for more information see www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

26th November 2022: Malaga Christmas Lights are switched on at 6:30pm: Lots of locals and vis itors come together to catch the first glimpse of the colourful decorations. They will be on every evening until the celebrations of the Three Kings from 5pm to 11pm.

1st & 3rd Mondays: Alzheimer’s Dementia Support Group held at the Calahonda International Baptist Church, from 11:30am to 2pm for more information call 635 407 255 or 629 893 016. Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis. Every 1st Tuesday: Age Concern Coffee Morning at Ricks Gin & Tonic bar, Estepona Port 11–1:30 p.m. Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Age Care Drop In Calahonda. Tuesdays: 11am – 1pm International Baptist Church, near Supersol Los Olivos , Calahonda.

Every Wednesday: The Cap Club (Charity & Please Club) now in its 29th year. Meet for coffee at the Chilli Restaurant in Benamara at 11.00am. The Club also runs monthly trips to Gibraltar, days out and monthly Sunday lunches. Please come and join us!

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Fuengirola, Hojar del Jubilado, Los Boliches Friday 11.00am12.30pm , Entrance Calle Fruita. 1st floor above the fruit market.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Coin, La Peña, Calle Rio Guadelhorce 19, Poligono La Rosa, Alhaurin el Grande. Thursday 11am – 1pm.

Every Thursday: Picasso Museum, Malaga FREE ENTRY 5pm and 8pm.

Every Friday: The Royal British Legion, Mijas Costa Branch, welcomes visitors, new members and visiting members from other branches to their weekly social meetings that are held at Club Naranja, Calle Malaga, Calahonda from 11.00am to 2.00pm. Membership of The Royal British Legion is open to everyone, you do not need to have service background to become a member and offer support to The Royal British Legion family. For more info: 635 450 608.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

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IT’s A FUNNY OLD WORLD!

IT’S THE NEWLY TRENDY ‘BEER-ME’ DIET!

It seems that a lot of people are dieting recently, trying every thing from an all-carbohydrate to an all-protein mix. I have another suggestion, one that has worked through the ages: The "BeerMe" diet. Personally, I have a "liquid dinner" every time I go to the pub on Friday night!

FACT: On the "Beer-Me" diet you can eat anything you want. The only rule is that you cannot consume any food until you have consumed at least half of the day's required beers. This way the food will probably only stay in your body a short time, until you again exercise the deep knee bends, quick walk and, this time, the "lean-over-and-hurl" stomach crunches.

FACT: The "Beer-Me" diet is good for your heart. After just one day of consuming your required 12-15 beers, you will certainly want to consume some aspirin, which is med ically proven to help prevent heart attacks.

FACT: Beer drinking is often done in bars, where other forms of exercise are common. Dancing, for example, is a good way to build up a thirst, as is chasing members of the opposite sex. If you really want to maximize your workout, try actually walking up to the bar, versus using a waitress. To take this to the extreme, you could even get up and get someone else a beer-perhaps someone who is newer to the diet plan than yourself.

FACT: The average diet recommends a daily caloric intake of 1,500 calories for women, 1,800 for men, if you want to lose the medically safe two to three pounds a week. On the "Beer-Me" diet, that equates to at least 12 beverages a day for women, and 15 for men. A measurable goal I think.

Masterplanned by the well-respected Costa del Sol architectural firm of Melvin Villaroel, the Costalita area of Estepona is located on the beach side of the coastal road, to the east of the town and between the Arroyo Taraje and Saladillo-Benamara, conveniently close both the centre of Estepona, as well as to Marbella and Puerto Banús.

Developed by Urbis as a series of private communities centered around landscaped gardens and luxurious pools, the traditionally inspired, whitewashed Andalusian design of Costalita houses both apartments, ranging in size from one-bedroom units up to three- and four-bedroom duplex penthouses with private rooftop pools.

Costalita is home to the four-start Iberostar Costa del Sol hotel and two popular beachfront restaurants, La Antigua and Pepe Beach Restaurant.

The wonderful front line beach 5 star Villa Padierna Hotel Beach Club and water sports centre. Villacana Pony Club within a few minutes walk, one of the few stables that still do early morning beach riding. For the sports enthusiasts there is the Villa Padierna Paddle & Tennis Club. El Paraiso Golf, Los Flamingo Golf, Guadalmina & Atalaya Golf are all very local. Costalita offers the ideal combination of quiet, secure surroundings with easy access to the vast array of local services found along the N340 strip.

Golfers can’t get enough of the Costa del Sol!

Blue skies, green fairways, warm sea breezes… what’s not to love about golfing in the Costa del Sol? The area attracts golfers from within Spain and from around the world. In fact, Spain attracts 1.2 million golfers from overseas annually, making it the world’s leading destination for international golf tourism. To explore the attractions of golfing in Spain, we caught up with Marc Pritchard of Taylor Wimpey España, which has been building golf and beach homes along with Spanish coast for more than 60 years.

Why do golfers love the Costa del Sol?

Championship-level courses with challenging terrain and spectacular views are one reason that many golfers return to the Costa del Sol year after year. The fact that the area is home to more than 70 courses also means that golfers have plenty of choice over where to play. The Costa del Sol also offers golfers plenty to do when they’re off the course. Research by IE University, the Spanish Association of Golf Courses and the Royal Spanish Golf Federation shows that 88% of golfers’ expenditure is spent outside of golf courses when the visit the Costa del Sol. The huge range of restaurants, bars, shops, spas and other leisure venues mean that visitors to the region are spoiled for choice. What kind of golf properties are available?

Demand for Taylor Wimpey España’s homes in Spain is above pre-Covid levels and reservations by British buyers were up 38% in the year to September, compared to 2021. The Costa del Sol has long been the company’s most popular area with British buyers. Taylor Wimpey España has a string of developments in progress, meaning that golfers have a wide range of properties to choose from. Buyers are seeking spacious homes with high-end fixtures and fittings, in locations that deliver all the serenity that comes with a golf property but all the convenience that comes with having plenty of amenities nearby. Both Sunny Golf – the newest development at Malaga’s Estepona Golf resort – and the latest phase of the popular Green Golf development (also at Estepona) tick all the right boxes when it comes to providing golfers with what they seek. Sunny Golf will consist of 69 twoand three-bedroom apartments with panoramic views over the course, costing from €230,000 plus VAT. The new phase of Green Golf, meanwhile, will encompass 48 houses with three bedrooms and three bathrooms, priced from €348,000 plus VAT. Both developments come with communal pools and prettily landscaped gardens, while individual homes feature large terraces and light-filled, open plan living spaces.

To see the complete selection of Taylor Wimpey properties for sale here on the Costa del Sol please see: www.costadelsolpropertyfinder.com

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SOME OF THE BIGGEST SCAMS IN HISTORY

ESTATE SCAM

This scam, took place over a 70 year period ending in 1936, it involved 28 swindlers who convinced people across America that a wealthy individual named Jacob Baker of Philadelphia had died, leaving his estate behind with no heirs. The fraudsters contacted people named Baker, saying that they represented the estate and would stake a claim to the property in exchange for a small fee. Approximately 3,000 people responded to the mail, handing over nearly 3 million USD to the scammers.

CHARLES PONZI

EARNS INFAMY FOR HIS NAME

Charles Ponzi, the creator of the original pyramid scheme, was born in Italy and first arrived in Boston in 1903, bearing 2.50$ to his name. His initial hustles were restricted to forging checks and assisting illegal migrants, serving a five-year term in U.S. prison for his troubles. In 1920, Ponzi discovered arbitrage in the form of international postal reply coupons, each worth 5 cents. Coupons purchased in Spain at a pre-set exchange rate could be redeemed for a nickel back in the U.S. He did just that, first recruiting people from the poorer economies in Europe to send him postage coupons, which he then sold in the U.S. for a profit. But Ponzi had grander ambitions and started to recruit ordinary people, promising them anywhere between 50% to 100% returns on their investment. Thousands of people entrusted him with their money. Ponzi used the incoming cash flow from new investors to pay off old ones, and many people simply reinvested their returns with him anyway. These kinds of outsized returns started to attract scrutiny, and an investigation by The Boston Post revealed that the business was a scam. It was ascertained that Ponzi had swiped up to 20 million USD from investors, which earned him another jail sentence. He was later deported back to Italy..

THE INTERNET HAS PAVED THE WAY FOR WELL-KNOWN SCAMS SUCH AS THE “NIGERIAN PRINCE” OR THE “WEALTHY WIDOW BENEFACTOR,” AS WELL AS THE RECENTLY TRENDING VENMO AND PAYPAL SCAMS, AND DATING-APP CRYPTO SCAMS. BUT PEOPLE LOOKING FOR CREATIVE METHODS OF FRAUD HAD BEEN A STAPLE OF SOCIETY WELL BEFORE COMPUTERS WERE EVEN A THING.

VICTOR LUSTIG TRIED TO SELL THE EIFFEL TOWER, TWICE

ALVES DOS REIS

PRINTED HIMSELF REAL MONEY

The Eiffel Tower was constructed for the 1889 World’s Fair, coinciding with the 100-year anniversary of the French Revolution. At the time, it was the tallest structure built by humans and kept that title for 41 years (until the Chrysler Building in New York surpassed it). In 1925, when Victor Lustig was 35 years old, he learned how expensive the tower had become to maintain. He subsequently came up with the idea to sell the Eiffel Tower to a scrap metal dealer. Lustig found a scrap metal dealer in France to give a quote and even managed to have a sizable bribe added in. He got away with it, too; the scrap metal dealer was so ashamed of being tricked that he didn’t go to the police. After the scam, Lustig moved to Vienna with suitcases full of cash. He considered the fraud so successful that he moved back to Paris the next month to do it again with a different scrap metal dealer. Although he did not succeed a second time, he was still able to evade arrest.

Alves dos Reis was born in Lisbon in 1896. When he was 28 years old he printed himself so much money he caused an economic crisis that led to a nationalist military coup d’etat. Reis forged a contract with the Bank of Portugal that authorized him to print a new set of banknotes he approached the company that previously printed Bank of Portugal notes, Waterlow & Sons, to make all the new cash. As the printers used legit, original plates to print the banknotes, the forgeries were perfect. Reis had 200,000 bank notes printed, worth almost 1% of Portugal’s entire GDP, comparable to about 2 billion USD in currency today. At one point, half of the 500 escudos notes in circulation were fake. Reis had so much money, the businesses, real estate, and luxury goods he bought created a boom in the economy. Reis used a bank he acquired in Angola, a Portuguese colony to launder the money before, brilliantly, he attempted to buy himself a stake in the Bank of Portugal to retroactively approve his unauthorized notes. Eventually, Reis was found out by journalists of O Século, a newspaper owned by tycoon Alfredo de Silva, he saw Reis as a competitor. The extent of Reis’ conspiracy was so large that few believed it could have been carried out by a single person. The courts suspected that corrupt employees of the National Bank helped Reis, and he also had support from the German government who were making an attempt to take over control of Angola. Reis received a 20-year prison sentence, he only served 15 years as he died of a heart attack in 1955.

WILLIAM THOMPSON: THE ORIGINAL CON MAN

William Thompson lived in the mid-19th century in New York City and was likely the first person to become widely known as a “confidence man”. As a con man, Thompson would exploit the naivete of people he met. Thompson would walk up to people in a friendly way, greet them and give the impression the two had met before. After gaining the trust of a stranger, Thompson would simply ask: “Have you confidence in me to trust me with your watch until tomorrow?”

Unbelievably, this worked. Thompson managed to repeat the trick on various people before authorities caught up with him.

The ini琀al Non-Lucra琀ve Visa applied for through the Spanish Consulate, comes with 1 year of residency, and the TIE (tarjeta de iden琀dad de extranjero) that’s issued expires 12 months a昀er the ini琀al date of entry to Spain with the visa. The residency is renewable at expiry, for a further two years and a new TIE is issued valid for 2 years from the date of that the renewal applica琀on is submi琀ed. This year has seen the first Bri琀sh holders of Non-Lucra琀ve Residency renewing their residency and TIE’s.

The Residency Renewal Application

The renewal process can be started up to 60 days before the expiry date on the TIE, and you have un琀l 90 days a昀er the expiry date to submit the renewal applica琀on to the main Immigra琀on Office (extranjeria). This can be done either in person or online. You need to have an address in Spain, and the following:

• EX01 applica琀on form

• 790/052 fee form with proof of payment

• Valid passport

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statements

• Proof of sufficient financial means for the dura琀on of the renewal

• Proof of healthcare - either access to state system or private medical insurance.

• Evidence that you have been living in Spain

The specific documents that you may need to include, depends on circumstance, and it’s best to get everything right first 琀me, as you have limited 琀me to provide addi琀onal documents if these are requested by immigra琀on a昀er you’ve submi琀ed your applica琀on.

everything is present and correct, the approval usually comes through in a few weeks.

Getting a New TIE

With the renewal approved, you can then apply for a new TIE at the Na琀onal Police Sta琀on, the same as you did first 琀me around, however this 琀me you get a card valid for 2 years instead of one.

you would like assistance renewing your Non-Lucra琀ve Residency and TIE or have ques琀ons about other ma琀ers rela琀ng to visas residency and living in Spain, we’ll be happy to help.

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GADGETS GADGETS & &Gizmo’s Gizmo’s

Skullcandy are getting back into gaming with PLYR and SLYR headsets. Wired and wireless earphones to use with PC, console and mobile. They have a bi-directional boom mic for in-game comms, and built-in mute and volume controls. The battery is good for 20 hours of play. Dual connect lets you use a wireless device for chat and a wired one for gameplay. The PLYR set have an adjustable suspension headband to keep pressure off your skull.

Dyson’s Gen5 Detect boasts an enhanced Hyperdymium motor, spinning at up to 135,000 rpm and a brighter laser! Its latest range-topping vac with improved performance for highlighting dust and debris around a third further away than before. There’s also now a ‘fully sealed’ filter meaning that cleaner air is expelled into your home as a result. Battery life is also improved at 70 mins of run time.

Kindle Scribe is an Amazon eBook reader you can scribble on. The latest e-reader acts more like a tablet. Packing in a stylus pen, it lets you jot things down, just like you would on paper and is as large as most tablets on the market. At just 5.8mm thin, it is easily portablel. The glare-free display automatically adjusts based on light. It has a brand-new sticky note feature letting you add notes to books you download from the Kindle store.

Philips Hue new smart lighting with focus on design. They’ll be available in three shapes: a large globe, ellipse, and triangular, with an inner tube that diffuses the light. There’ll also be a white candle bulb available, alongside custom-designed pendant cords for your light fitting. There are options for the lights to flash, dim, and brighten alongside your on-screen content for an immersive experience.

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Amazon’s Halo Rise smart alarm clock watches you sleep (without a camera, don’t worry!) It’s able to measure your tossing and turning using a combination of built-in sensors which, track the duration, quality, and stages of your sleep. Its sleep algorithm has been trained and validated against overnight polysomnography, which is described as the clinical gold standard for sleep analysis.

Teenage Engineering’s PO-80 lets you cut your own records the USB-powered gadget allows you to cut 5in records with up to four minutes of music on each side. The kit also comes with an adaptor that allows you to play pre-recorded 7in vinyl on it. You can also use the 3.5mm socket to plug in an external speaker for a bit more oomph. You have to build the PO-80 yourself, so make sure you’ve got a screwdriver handy!

Arcade1Up’s Infinity Game Table puts over 40 board games at your fingertips. Digital versions of classics such as Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit, Battleship and Solitaire are just some of the games that come pre-loaded, and they’re all playable on a high-res 32in touch display that features dynamic zoom. Wi-Fi is built in too, you can play with up to six people online, your progress will also be saved.

XGIMI’s Magic Lamp 1080p projector also lights up the room. With ceiling light, short-throw projector, and wireless speaker into one device. You can turn any room into a home cinema. It boasts an impressive 0.7:1 short throw ratio, projecting a 100-inch picture from just 1.5m away. It has 1080p resolution with a brightness of 1200 lumens. It’s completely wireless, so can stream video content to the projector from your smartphone or tablet.

MEDICAL

STAN’S HEART ATTACK...

The medics rushed Mr. Smith to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to intensive care, where therapy continues.

After a couple of days, Mr. Smith’s Doctor comes into his room and says, 'Stan, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like.'

Mr. Smith goes home and that evening is talking with his wife. 'Dee, you'll never believe it! I'm com pletely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like you've never had before - wild, passionate sex!'

Dee thinks for a minute and says, 'I don't know, Stan. I've heard about active sex and heart condi tions. I don't want it to be on my conscience if you die while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was okay, maybe I would have such sex with you.' Mr. Smith was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's office. His doctor tells him, 'Sure, sure, Stan, no problem, I'll write the note. Let's see, here's my prescription pad: 'Mr. Stan Smith, a patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad, and can have mad, passion ate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires, signed, Dr. Aaron Katz.' Now, I'll just address this. By the way, Stan, what's your wife's first name?' ‘Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern'?'

We meet the 1st and 3rd Monday of each month in Calahonda at the Baptist church 11am until 1pm.

We have a wonderful team of volunteers on hand at each meeting which includes: Nurses, Therapist, lawyers as well as those who provide activities suitable for all stages of dementia.

Through the work that Age Care has done locally for many years we are able to access support from all local and charitable organizations and we work closely with AFA (Asociacion de familiars de Enfermos de Alzheimer) in Los Pacos giving our members access to day care facilities and additional support from a locally based specialist organisation.

For more information call: Lesley 635 407 255 or David 667 733 520

A supportive and nurturing environment which is safe and proactive in ensuring you never feel alone on your dementia journey

Hormones, sleep patterns and dietary decisions all have an impact on how our energy levels peak and trough. What’s more, because your body temperature naturally dips between 2pm and 4pm, our circadian rhythm can increase the urge to enjoy a power nap... an ideal solution if you can schedule in 20 minutes of restorative shut eye.

7) FERMENT YOUR FOOD

A healthy gut has long been linked to improving your over all wellbeing. Fermented foods are a key component to achieving long-lasting energy. Consuming fermented foods has been shown to significantly improve gut dysbiosis… boosting your mood, behaviour and energy lev els. Our tip: Try adding kimchi or a cup of kombucha to your morning routine for a hit of rejuvenating properties.

8) SCENT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

Treating yourself to an aromatic candle or diffuser is far from pure indulgence. Diffusing particular essential oils has been shown to improve performance and stimulate the brain. One study found that rosemary essential oil decreased typing errors by 33 percent, while peppermint keeps us alert and has also been shown to help improve memory. (Check when you buy oils and diffusers that they are ok for your pets to breathe in aswell).

9) CUT THE CAFFEINE

Coffee addicts, listen up: It’s temping to reach for pickme-up shots when you’re super-busy. But while coffee may help you get the job done, it comes at the health of your adrenal glands. Caffeine increases cortisol produc

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tion; under stress, your adrenal glands (responsible for cortisol production) are actually in need of a rest. Try herbalteas instead for a pick me up.

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10) COOK WITH COCONUT OIL

Cooking with coconut oil if you want to boost your produc tivity. It’s a good fat that won’t make you fat. Plus, it helps to increase your metabolism, which gives you energy – in fact, it’s one of the most healthy oils to cook with and you can also add it to smoothies for a quick-fix energy boost when you’re flagging.

ACUPUNCTURE...

Acupuncture involves the insertion of very thin needles through your skin at strategic points on your body. A key component of traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture is most commonly used to treat pain. Increasingly, it is being used for overall wellness, including stress management.

How acupuncture works: Western medical acupuncture is the use of acupuncture following a medical diagnosis. It involves stimulating sensory nerves under the skin and in the muscles. This results in the body producing natural substances, such as pain-relieving endorphins. It's likely that these naturally released substances are responsible for the beneficial effects experienced with acupuncture.

A course of acupuncture usually creates longer lasting pain relief than when a single treatment is used.

Traditional acupuncture is based on the belief that an energy, or "life force", flows through the body in channels called meridi ans. This life force is known as Qi (pronounced "chee").

Practitioners who use acupuncture in the traditional way believe that when Qi does not flow freely through the body, this can cause illness. They also believe acupuncture can restore the flow of Qi, and so restore health.

Uses of acupuncture

How acupuncture is performed

An initial acupuncture session usually lasts 20 min utes to 1 hour and involves an assessment of your general health, medical history and a physical exami nation, followed by insertion of the acupuncture nee dles. Courses of treatment often involve several separate sessions, but this can vary. INSERTION OF THE NEEDLES.

are inserted into specific places on the body, which practitioners call acupuncture points.

the session, you'll usually be asked to sit or lie down. You may also be asked to remove some clothes so the practitioner can access certain parts of your body.

The needles used are very fine and are usually a few centimetres long. They should be single-use, pre-ster ilised needles that are disposed of immediately after use. Acupuncture practitioners choose specific points to place the needles based on your condition. Several points may be used during a typical session, depend ing on the number of symptoms you have.

safety & regulation

If you choose to have acupuncture, it is recom mended that you check the acupuncture practi tioner is either a regulated healthcare professional. Or you get a recommendation. There is no regula tion for the practice of natural therapies in Spain.

The needles may be inserted just under the skin, or deeper so they reach muscle. Once the needles are in place, they may be left in position for a length of time lasting from a few minutes up to around 30 minutes. You may feel a tingling or a dull ache when the nee dles are inserted but you should not experience any significant pain. If you do, let your practitioner know straight away.

• More than 200 people, including representatives of different institutions, companies, and citizen organisations, gathered to celebrate the successful completion of a project where Vithas has invested €16 million

• The hospital extension provides patients with an area of 51 outpatient consultation rooms, as well as a theatre block with 7 operating rooms, 4 ward floors including 141 rooms and an ICU department with 16 boxes

• The event was chaired by the Mayor of Benalmadena, Mr Victor NAVAS, who stated that “the extension of the hospitalshall reinforce and strengthen the healthcare and health services of Benalmadena, with a clear commitment to medical innovation and excellence" attended the ceremony, together with the Provincial Representative for the Elderly and the Community Sector, Mr Francisco Jose MARTIN, the Head of the Health Service of the Delegation for the Regional Ministry of Health and Consumer Affairs in Malaga, Mr Enrique MOYA BARRIONUEVO, as well as other representatives of different institutions and companies.

Benalmadena, 29th September.VithasXanit International Hospital, located in Benalmadena city (province of Malaga), has held the inaugural ceremony of the extension of its facilities, where Vithas Group has invested €16 million. The hospital has virtually doubled its current capacity, going from having 12,000 m2 to having around 25,000 square meters now. The inaugural ceremony was held today, Thursday, and was attended by more than 200 people .It was chaired by the Mayor of Benalmadena, Mr Victor NAVAS, in the presence of Mr Jorge GALLARDO,Presi dent of Vithas group, and also Dr Pedro RICO, Managing Director of Vithas group, Ms Mercedes MENGIBAR, Regional Managing Director of Andalusia in Vithas,as well as Mr Jose Antonio RODE NAS BIEL, Managing Director of VithasX anit International Hospital.In addition, the Mayor of Fuengirola, Ms Ana MULA, also

This extension project has made the hospital a point of reference for healthy spaces, boasting an eco-friendly architecture together with a universal design approach. Patients can now access an area of 51 modern and functional outpatient consultation rooms, a state-of-the-art theatre block including 7 operating rooms, as well as 2 endoscopy rooms and a haemody namic operating room. It also has 4 ward floors including 141 spacious single rooms and a new ICU department with 16 large boxes receiving natural sunlight.

"The extension of VithasXanit International Hospital shall reinforce and strengthen the healthcare and health services of Benalmadena, with a clear commitment to medical innovation and excellence", said the Mayor of Benalmadena, Mr Victor NAVAS.

COMPANY WITH VALUES

Furthermore, Mr Jorge GALLARDO, President of the Hospital group, stressed the fact that “Vithas will soon celebrate its tenth anniversary and I am especially excited to be able to celebrate it with milestones as relevant as the inauguration of the extension of this emblematic facility”. Despite the context of economic downturn that Spain and Europe are going through, the President of Vithas emphasised that “as shareholders, we maintain our firm commitment to the long term, in the conviction that we will come back stronger after the crises. In fact, we have more projects under way, and projects with greater impact than ever before in our first decade".

The recent re-accreditation of VithasXanit by the Joint Commission International is the reason why Dr Pedro RICO, Managing Director of Vithas, took this hospital as an example of “our commitment to quality care”. Apart from this value, “we have incorporated other new valueswhich can meet the new expectations of citizens, such as patientexperience, digital transformation, research, innovation, university training, environmental protection, and solidarity contribution to social problems, which are already part of our heritage as a company and of the daily performance of our professionals”, who have been placed again in the focus of all Vithas progress.

Mr Jose Antonio RODENAS, Managing Director of VithasXanit International Hospital, highlighted that "thanks to this extension, we will increase our healthcare capacity and we will be able to serve more than 500,000 patients per year, who will benefit fromgreater comfort and accessibility to our services”

Beyond any doubt, VithasXanit International Hospital is beginning a new stage thanks to the extension of its facilities. This represents a very important milestone for the health sector in the province of Malaga, since,with this extension, we contribute to the development of the city, in addition to ensuring access to a quality healthcare facility which has been re-accredited for the third time by the Joint Commission International quality certification, the most prestigious international quality accreditation institution”, pointed out Ms Mercedes MENGIBAR.

TRUE Strange but true...Strange

Cyril Derreumaux of California achieved: a more than 2,000mile-long historic solo kayaking trip. It took him from his home in the “Golden State” 2,400 miles away to the “Aloha State,” Hawaii! And he did it in 91 days and nine hours.

His adventure began in Monterey on June 21nd, 2022, after he departed in a kayak modified with pedals and a cabin big enough to squeeze into for sleep. Despite these minor creature comforts, he left other things to chance, forego ing an engine or even a sail. But he did carry valuable experi ence, having attempted a similar

endeavor in the summer of 2021.

the afternoon and four more before sunset.

To fuel his endeavors, he con sumed between 4,000 and 6,000 calories daily. He also trained carefully, attenuating specific tendons to handle the extra exercise and stress. After all, tennis elbow isn’t something you want to deal with midocean.

Derreumaux’s achievement verges on superhuman. He spent 10 hours per day paddling. To make the effort doable, he organized it into a daily routine. Each morning, he started with four hours of paddling, followed by a meal and some relaxation. He’d put in two more hours in

Constant music fueled his pad dling, and Seinfeld helped him relax and decompress at night. Along the way, he sighted hun dreds of dolphins and had a “pet” mahi-mahi follow him for a few days near the end of his adventure.

HELP FOR HORSES

The Andalusian Rescue Centre for Horses and Donkeys (ARCH) is open to the public on Sunday mornings from 10.00am until 2pm. Visitors can meet the current rescue cases and volunteers are happy to share their many and varied stories and talk about the work of the charity. Children (and adults) can pet and groom the gentler donkeys and ponies. Situated between Coin and Alhaurin el Grande, the Centre was founded 13 years ago and since then has saved the lives of countless abused or abandoned equines. Volunteers come from many walks of life, all age groups and many nationalities – sharing a common passion for horses. Although ARCH works closely with the Spanish authorities (most of the animals rescued come through SEPRONA, the animal welfare arm of the Guardia Civil, or from the local Police), the charity depends on donations, fund raising and on the income from its

in Alhaurin el Grande.

ALLREVVEDUP

THEPARISMOTORSHOW2022

The Paris Motor show returns after a fouryear break, there were many firms from the far east and many manufacturers looking at hydrogen power as an alternative way of charging electric power giving us a glimpse of the changing future of motoring.

The upcoming Avenger will be Jeep’s first allelectric car, and the public were able to see it for the first time at the Paris show. It uses same platform seen on other small SUVs like the Opel Mokka and Peugeot 2008, while Jeep says the EV will be good for a 249-mile range.

Following the revived Renault 5 electric supermini, next year Renault will also launch a revival of the 4 in 2025. The Renault 4EVer will be an electric mini crossover. This is a teaser of how it will look in an off road situation.

The Machina is the French luxury start-up Hopium’s first model, with which it aims to claim a stake in the luxury segment by utilis ing hydrogen power. The €120,000 car will have a 1000km range and complete a refill in three minutes it will produce 493bhp and go from 0-100 kph in less than 5.0sec. This hydrogen-powered SUV is the Pininfarina-designed Namex HUV, produced by Afro-European tech firm Namx. which breaks with fuel cell convection from six hydrogen capsules, is claimed to be able to hit a range of up to 800 kms and produces 542bhp on top-spec models.

Vinfast, the only manufacturer ever to come out of Vietnam they have announced a range of new EVs and look like they will be a major player in the game. The VF7 will be out at the end of next year expects to have more lavish and spacious interiors than the completion –with options including vegan interiors and Amazon Alexa. Prices are expected to start around 35.000€

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STAR SIGNS

A look at what's in store for you during November 2022...

Capricorn, The lunar eclipse of November 8th, 2022, has an impact on Venus, Mercury, Uranus, and Saturn. As a result, you’re in for some intense emotional moments. Your relationship might be tested and, if it’s been weakened by serious issues as of late, it might even end. If you’re single, you might begin a new relationship unexpectedly, which can catch you off-guard and make you see your love life differently. You’re going through a term when you should revise how you manage your money, refresh some plans for the future, and even look towards an area of work that you enjoy and for which you’re truly talented. Your mental flow tends to be quicker but less clear, which could lead to mental and physical exhaustion this month. You make more time for resting, healing, and recovering, particularly during the second half of the month.

Aquarius, Mars is in retrograde motion until January 2023. There’s also the lunar eclipse on November 8th this means that family life might be perturbed by various unexpected events that force you to revise your attitude or change the rules based on which your life as a couple functions or so on. Money could be a touchy topic managing joint resources could prove to be particu larly useful, provided they don’t turn into arguments and distress. For single Aquarians, the second half of November creates excellent conditions for meeting new people. You stand to gain from beginning a friendship and not getting carried away with momentary passions that risk complicat ing your life. Try to cooperate with people around, you stand to gain more from working with others shoulder by shoulder rather than trying to do it all on your own.

Pisces the lunar eclipse of November 8th, 2022, means it’s likely there’ll be tensions and conflicts, but you also get the chance to improve communication as a couple. If you’re single you have great odds at suddenly beginning an uncommon relationship, love can come your way very easily this month. Venus, Mercury, and the Sun begin their transit through your sign this month. This astrological context gives you the chance to become visible, stand out, and find a suitable job that could be even better than what you were expecting. In order to make the most of these opportunities, take the initiative and make a realistic evaluation of your skills and talents. If you angery or behave in a negative way with people around you expect to get snapped back at they’re trying to give you a wake-up call.

Aries, In November 2022, your love life will be pretty intensed. Some relationships or marriages might be tested. Many of you feel insecure or that you need to make some changes. If you are single, you may experience a sudden crush. You might experience a tendency towards taking on risks that are too big when it comes to money or to your love life. Try to keep your impulses in check! Mercury, Venus, and the Sun are all in your sign this month there is also going to be a pow erful lunar eclipse. Expect sudden changes when it comes to money. These changes may make you change your plans for the future when it comes to your career or your direction in life, in general. It’s time for you to revise your needs and priorities. This term may be stressful, but the energy of the stars helps you look deeper within and change your lifestyle.

Taurus, the Sun, Venus, and Mercury make oppositions with Uranus this month and the North Node. As a result, you could experience a term of connection settling and revising your atti tude towards yourself and your own needs. It’s also a great time to make serious changes in your relationships or marriage. After November 16th, you get the best conditions for emotional closeness, or for beginning a new and deep connection. If you are determined and manage to negotiate ben efits without overdoing it and without asking for too much, you can achieve a professional or emo tional dream this month. It’s a great time to take care of your image too, of how you express yourself verbally and non-verbally. The energy of the lunar eclipse sees your emotions running higher than usual. Sometimes they can overwhelm you and tend to cause volcanic outbursts.

Gemini, during the first half of November 2022, you must put in the effort to keep the peace on the home front. Be open to the needs of others if you want them to be open to yours. If you’re single, the first half of the month may give you the chance to find love at work or through an activity related to your work. The lunar eclipse of November 8th, 2022 impacts decision related to money. You could also feel more emotional instability, which should lead towards a better man agement of your resources. It would also be a good idea to revisit some group projects you’ve given up on in the past or resume a connection with former collaborators or friends that you haven’t seen in a long time to look for new business opportunities together.

Cancer, your love life is going to be pretty intense in November 2022. Mercury, Venus, and the Sun with Uranus and the North Node, may bring arguments or maybe intrigue fueled by friends. It can affect your relationship or love life. Your other half might make accusations or, vice versa. The wisest thing would be not to make decisions without consulting them first. Open and honest dialogue can save the situation, however complicated it might seem. Mars in your sign this month inspires and helps you to deal with planning for the long run, revising your professional goals, and adjusting the projects you already started. On November 8th there’s a powerful lunar eclipse, and the Moon is the ruler of Cancer, try to cut back on work hours and try not to allow others to drag you into conflicts, power struggles, or clashes of egos.

Leo, the lunar eclipse of November 8th, 2022, takes place in your sign and is emphasized by Mercury, Venus, and the Sun. Also, Mercury, Venus, and the Sun are activated by the eclipse and make oppositions with Uranus and the North Node you could make important decisions about your marital status based on events that open up their eyes to the realities which you’ve been turn ing a blind eye to until now. There might be interesting professional changes in your area of work or at the head of the company you work for. The professional changes coming up can affect you directly, including when it comes to your income, particularly if you set out to make some invest ments for your home or family or you want to buy a home. If you don’t like what others believe about you, don’t get upset with them but rather make some adjustments to your attitude.

Virgo, In November 2022 you need to be very careful about how you communicate with loved ones, you feel the need to express your ideas and beliefs clearly, but you should be open to others too and leave room for discussion and negotiation. Mars is in retrograde motion until mid January of next year. It becomes clear that you need to think seriously about long-term changes when it comes to professional development or growing your own business (as the case may be). For many of you, November 2022 looks to be pretty hectic and stressful, particularly around the lunar eclipse of November 8th. There might be events that force you to get out of your comfort zone and make rushed decisions about some changes that have become necessary. You shouldn’t neglect rest and learn some relaxation methods.

Libra, emotionally, you’re in for an intense month. You might have to deal with a distant mood from your other half or hurt caused by one-sided love. During the second half of the month you have excellent conditions for expressing your ideas and building communicational bridges with others. If you’re open to new ideas and listen to what others say, you could discover an entirely unexpected solution to a pressing matter that has been troubling you for some time. There might be arguments related to spending joint money, both in your personal (marital) and professional areas if you own a business, have associates, or are part of some joint investment. Mars retrograde with Neptune sees the need to redo some medical checkups or investigations, or ask for a specialised opinion.

Scorpio, with the lunar eclipse of November 8th, 2022, it could become increasingly clear that you can be happy in love or in your marriage only if you change your attitude towards ties and some ideas about how an emotional partnership should work. The transits favour reconciliation and forgiveness. If you are single or looking for a new relationship accepting issues related to life as a couple or beginning a new relationship, then November could be a very special month for you. In the second part of November 2022 the astrological context helps you improve your material status, earn more, and use your resources wiser. As a result, you have real odds at getting back on track, finding a well-paid job standing out. You feel strong and energised this month, but you need to take more care of yourself and take some time out just for you!

Sagittarius, Mars is in retrograde motion until January of next year. If you’ve been expe riencing disappointments in love, fights, and emotional turmoil you should take a step back now and try to see what’s the real cause of these issues. If you are looking for love you tend to idealize potential partners. You should be cautious because you risk ending up in complicated emotional situations.The lunar eclipse of November 8th, 2022, the astrological context of this term can bring up unexpected opportunities or guide you towards a new direction of professional development that you hadn’t even contemplated before. Maybe you needed such a crisis to convince yourself to accept change and get motivated to start in a better direction for yourself. Don’t hide your issues from your close ones, but rather given them the chance to help you out.

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A new survey suggests that 64% of parents used Google to help select their baby’s name. Meanwhile, a surprising 47% of couples used Tinder to help accidetally make their baby.

A modern twist on an old nursery rhymes Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread

It's Raining, It's Pouring Of course...it's Global Warming. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied,

"I think he means her legs."

Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to the States. He hops on the plane bound for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas. As he is

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The Father looks at her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you see I'm not Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis." The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take me to my hotel and step on it."

The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan! It's so great to see you!"

"Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and drive!" So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father O'Malley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. "Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk. "You're back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, complementary hookers and a full liquor bar! I'm so glad you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says, "Thank you. Thank you very much!"

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