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Ed’s Note... Welcome to the November 2015 magazine, well October was a bit up and down weather wise it seemed to be really hot one minute and then raining the next…

Things are quieting down now, the summer is over and the clocks have gone back.

Autumn is here as are the long trousers and jumpers it’s time to dust down the onesie!

And remember – it’s remembrance Sunday on the 14th.

If you have a minute check out our fantastic new website www.costalinkmagazine.com it’s crammed packed with great Costa Link goodies from jokes, what’s on guide, to cinema listings (for English speaking films) updated weekly it’s like Christmas has come early… Talking about the festive season it is just around the corner (I’m getting excited already) and I’m making a pact with myself to not leave everything to the last minute this year, although I’ll probably be eating my words in the next Ed’s note! Have a great month!

in the November Magazine...

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A Man’s World: A selection of funnies from a purely from a blokes point of view.

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Medical Section... The A-Z of medical healthcare on the Costa del Sol. If you need any advise on any medical matter look here...

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All revved up - New 4x4’s what else can we expect to see in the exciting world of this evergrowing sector.

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What’s On Guide.... The over 50’s show & a Mediterranean wine & food fair lots going on to keep you entertained this month…

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Solutions on page 76 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.

The Kids Page: Monsters Inc. Puzzles & games with Mike and co.

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Business Directory... Can’t find that all-important contact information see page 72.

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Solutions on page 76 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

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The Jokes Page: Laugh out loud or get some giggles on page 68!!!

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A Woman’s World

A VERY CUNNING WIFE….!

Terry known, as “Tel” to his mates was a typical macho bloke he was about to get married. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules to his new bride: "I'll be home when I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect home cooked dinner to be on table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go to the pub, to watch football, to the dog track and play poker when I want with my old muckers and don't you give me any grief about it. “Is that understood?" His new bride said, "No Terry, that's fine with me.” Just understand though that at seven o'clock every night I will be in bed waiting for you feeling frisky... whether you're here or not."

A HUSBANDS ABUSIVE LANGUAGE

A young Italian couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "So how was the honeymoon, darling?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic... Suddenly she burst out crying.

"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA!” "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Bambino, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your Mama these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama... he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

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I'M A CELEBRITY 2015: WHO IS GOING INTO THE JUNGLE? It is the UK’s biggest reality show, with an average audience of 10 million people.

Starting this month, we're already excited about who will be heading to the Aussie outback, possibilities are: Louis Walsh, Will Mellor, Caitlyn Jenner, Anne Robinson, Rustie Lee, Spencer Matthews and Stephanie Davis have all been named recently but Katie Price is also getting the rumour mill going announcing on twitter last month that she’s up for a THIRD I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! stint? Katie first entered I'm A Celeb in in 2004, where the nation watched her and Peter Andre fall in love which was heartwarming and sick-inducing at the same time. Katie's second trip to the jungle, in 2009, was not such a success. Will it be third time lucky? With Geordie Shore's Vicky Pattison thought to be taking part in the next series. Can you imagine a Pricey vs. Pattison showdown? That we would pay actual money to see.

BIG BANG THEORY’S KALEY CUOCO & JOHNNY GALECKI… Dismiss romance rumours. Forget about it. Just forget about all the rumours you've heard that Kaley Cuoco and her Big Bang Theory co-star and ex-boyfriend Johnny Galecki are back together. Kaley and Johnny dated for two years before calling time on their relationship in December 2009. Kaley then married tennis player, Ryan Sweeting, but recently announced that they are divorcing after 21 months of marriage. Let’s see, what do they say??? If there are no fireworks on the screen it’s all happening behind the scenes, we’ll have to keep a beady eye on the new series then…

RACHEL ZOE’S SLEEVELESS TOP REVEALS SUPER THIN ARMS...She is known for being thin, but these days parts of her are smaller than her toddlers! There was not an inch to pinch on the famously thin mompreneur. Just have a doughnut go on, being sooooo slim just can’t be good for you?

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HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED… Angelina Jolie Fears Losing Hubby Brad Pitt To Sienna Miller - Another On-Set Romance? Jolie recently admitted in an interview with Vogue that there had been problems between her and Pitt. “Brad and I have our issues,” she said candidly. But now, as Jolie prepares to leave for a film shoot of her own, sources say that she can’t shake the feeling that her husband is on the verge of sparking up yet another onset infidelity romance with blonde beauty Sienna Miller! Pitt is currently producing The Lost City Of Z, a passion project starring Miller, Charlie Hunnam, and Robert Pattinson.

But when he mentioned to his wife that he was going to fly to Ireland to visit the set, Jolie hit the roof! Is her jealousy is getting the better of her?

WATCH OUT KATIE PRICE! Alex Reid’s autobiography is on the way… Alex is planning a tell-all on his marriage to Katie We knew it would be coming one day and, well, it turns out that today is the day. The Mirror has exclusively revealed that Alex Reid is writing a tell-all, EXPLOSIVE autobiography about his 11-month marriage to Katie Price. They also revealed the book would show off the “real Roxanne as it was Alex who created her, rather than the monstrosity that Katie created for her own financial ends.” Ooer. Something tells us this is going to be an interesting read. We wonder how Katie feels about it?

HUGH GRANT IS GOING TO BE A DAD FOR THE FOURTH TIME! Hugh Grant may not be appearing in the third Bridget Jones film, but he certainly hasn’t been hanging around! The 55-year-old actor and his girlfriend Anna Eberstein are said to be expecting their second baby together, a brother or sister for three-year-old John Mungo. He also has daughter Tabitha and son Felix with ex-partner Tinglan Hong. In fact, all four babies have arrived in the last four years, and there was some confusion as both Tinglan and Anna were pregnant with Hugh’s offspring at one point in 2012. Eat your heart out Daniel Cleaver...!

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Doug Smith

was on his deathbed...

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away, never knowing the extent of his property holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this wealth".

Sarah replies, “Wealth? .... What wealth???

The !ÂŁ$%&!& had a window cleaning round!"

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The UK seems to be very much in vogue at the moment but here are some fascinating, obscure and entertaining facts that give an insight into a very British way of life....

1) Elizabeth I (1533-1603) was the first British monarch to have a fullyfitted flushing toilet.

2) Britain’s largest freshwater fish of modern times was a carp, nicknamed Two Tone, who weighed almost 68lbs and was believed to have been about 45 years old when he died of old age and was found floating on Conningbroke Lake near Canterbury in 2010.

3) The first person to be convicted of speeding is believed to be Walter Arnold, of East Peckham, Kent, who on January 28, 1896, was fined 1s plus costs for driving at 8mph.

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4) The highest point in Great Britain is the summit of Ben Nevis in Scotland at 4,406ft. The lowest is at Holme Fen, Cambs, at 9ft below sea level.

5) A report on one of the earliest recorded football matches in London was penned by William FitzStephen some time between 1174 and 1183. It described a match between youths.

6) 1933: When the lifesaving road reflectors known as cat’s eyes were invented by Percy Shaw of Halifax.

7) The smallest city is St David’s, Pembrokeshire – population 1,797.

8) In 2010, 29.6 million people visited Britain, spent an average £563 per person and stayed seven days.

9) The oldest human artefacts found in Britain were discovered near Happisburgh, Norfolk, in 2010. There were 78 pieces of flint shaped into primitive cutting tools made by our hunter-gatherer ancestors some 840,000-950,00 years ago.

10) 211ft: Britain’s tallest tree, which is a fir planted in 1870 by Loch Fyne, Argyll.

11) Adders are the only venomous snakes in the UK. 12) The deepest lake is Loch Morar in the Highlands at 1,013ft.

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Filmmaking is not for the faint of heart or the shallow of pocket. Here are the top ten films to cost Hollywood a packet...

10. King Kong (2005) - Cost of production: $250 million USD:

No stranger to mamouth budgets thanks to Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson’s lavish take on the ’30s classic initially had a budget of $150 million. Most of the money was spent on Kong himself. The special effects were fantastic. Unfortunately, when the humans started talking things started to go a little bit off track…Jack Black, really? At the box office it grossed: $550 USD.

9. Avatar (2009) - Cost of production: $261 million USD:

James Cameron took an almighty leap into the third-dimension with his digitally-created new world, hiring WETA for special effects and using super-sleek 3D which took the medium of cinema to the next level. No surprise then, that this movie didn’t come cheap. At the box office it grossed: $2,787,965,087 Avatar is the highest grossing film EVER…!

8. Waterworld (1995) - Cost of production: $271 million USD: Kevin Costner lived on a trimaran in the middle of the ocean that was once Earth before all the ice caps melted and dry land became a distant memory… A bit like the film really in fact, it’s probably the most famous flop in recent film history. At the box office it grossed: $264 million USD.

7. John Carter (2012) - Cost of production: $271 million USD: The cost of John Carter was with no better way to say it ridiculous. It left Disney somewhere around $200 million out of pocket, making it the company’s biggest flop of all time. We don’t know about you but we’ve never even heard of it….! At the box office it grossed: $284 million USD after all that not a great movie for the Disney studios.

6. Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Cost of production: $275 million USD: While it’s not really surprising that Warner Bros. was willing to put up as many millions as were needed to bring the Harry Potter series to the big screen, the fact that The Half-Blood Prince was the most expensive of the series is. It was the least favoured film by fans and critics alike (money doesn’t always make a film better). At the box office it grossed: $934,416,487. The highest grossing of the saga was Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 earning Warner Bros a whooping $1,341,511,219.

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5. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) - Cost of production: $280 million USD: This year’s superhero cluster flick – which included everyone from Captain America to Iron Man, to The Hulk, Thor, Falcon, Quicksilver and Black Widow – became the third-highest-grossing film in North America. But, superheroes don’t come cheap. Before production started, multiple members of the Age Of Ultron cast threatened to quit if their contractual demands weren’t met. At the box office it grossed: $1,402,724,272

4. Tangled (2010) - Cost of production: $281 million USD: Tangled was so expensive because it took sooooo long to get the story right in total about 10 years. An entertaining if rather forgettable Disney animation that in no way earned its colossal budget. At the box office it grossed: $591,794,936

3. Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Cost of production: $293 million USD:

When Spider-Man was released in 2002, it almost singlehandedly laid the groundwork for the current superhero boom. Unfortunately, despite Spider-Man 2 costing $250 million to produce and Spider-Man 3 even more, the critical reception just didn’t pay off. At the box office it grossed: $890,871,626

4. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) - $300 million USD: The film was released in English-speaking countries on May 25th, 2007, after Walt Disney Pictures decided to move the release date a day earlier than originally planned. Critical reviews were mixed. The film was praised for it performances, musical score, action scenes, and special effect. At World's End was a box office hit, becoming the most successful film of 2007.

At the box office it grossed: $963,420,425

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) Cost of production: $397 million USD: Despite the very agreeable box office returns, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides was not a cheap film to make. Regardless of the huge production costs (Depp’s payment was an estimated $55,000,000…) the box office-busting Pirates of the Caribbean flicks have been the most extraordinary cash cow. We wonder how much they are going to splash out on the 6th film in the series – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales due out in 2017… At the box office it grossed: $1,045,713,802

This is Molly...

Meet Molly she is a small dog weighing 6-7kg she was born on the 18th of March 2013. We rescued her form a dog pound.

She is brown with white patches and of mixed breed.

Molly is very shy at the moment but would love a new home wtih lots of affection and cuddles.

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A Man’s World

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU…

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?” Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, “It's self raising, isn't it?” The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I’ll stop right here.

GOT YOU......! A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when an exceptionally gor-

geous, sexy, young woman enters. The man can’t stop staring at her. The young woman notices this and walks directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman says to him, "I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 100€, with one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asks what the condition is. The young woman replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considers her proposition for a moment, withdraws his wallet from his pocket, and hands the woman five 20€ notes. He looks deeply into her eyes and slowly says, "Paint my house.”

GUTS OR BALLS…? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You're next, fat ass.” I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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Filmmaking is not for the faint of heart or the shallow of pocket. Here are the top ten films to cost Hollywood a packet...

10. King Kong (2005) - Cost of production: $250 million USD:

No stranger to mamouth budgets thanks to Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson’s lavish take on the ’30s classic initially had a budget of $150 million. Most of the money was spent on Kong himself. The special effects were fantastic. Unfortunately, when the humans started talking things started to go a little bit off track…Jack Black, really? At the box office it grossed: $550 USD.

9. Avatar (2009) - Cost of production: $261 million USD:

James Cameron took an almighty leap into the third-dimension with his digitally-created new world, hiring WETA for special effects and using super-sleek 3D which took the medium of cinema to the next level. No surprise then, that this movie didn’t come cheap. At the box office it grossed: $2,787,965,087 Avatar is the highest grossing film EVER…!

8. Waterworld (1995) - Cost of production: $271 million USD: Kevin Costner lived on a trimaran in the middle of the ocean that was once Earth before all the ice caps melted and dry land became a distant memory… A bit like the film really in fact, it’s probably the most famous flop in recent film history. At the box office it grossed: $264 million USD.

7. John Carter (2012) - Cost of production: $271 million USD: The cost of John Carter was with no better way to say it ridiculous. It left Disney somewhere around $200 million out of pocket, making it the company’s biggest flop of all time. We don’t know about you but we’ve never even heard of it….! At the box office it grossed: $284 million USD after all that not a great movie for the Disney studios.

6. Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Cost of production: $275 million USD: While it’s not really surprising that Warner Bros. was willing to put up as many millions as were needed to bring the Harry Potter series to the big screen, the fact that The Half-Blood Prince was the most expensive of the series is. It was the least favoured film by fans and critics alike (money doesn’t always make a film better). At the box office it grossed: $934,416,487. The highest grossing of the saga was Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 earning Warner Bros a whooping $1,341,511,219.

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5. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) - Cost of production: $280 million USD: This year’s superhero cluster flick – which included everyone from Captain America to Iron Man, to The Hulk, Thor, Falcon, Quicksilver and Black Widow – became the third-highest-grossing film in North America. But, superheroes don’t come cheap. Before production started, multiple members of the Age Of Ultron cast threatened to quit if their contractual demands weren’t met. At the box office it grossed: $1,402,724,272

4. Tangled (2010) - Cost of production: $281 million USD: Tangled was so expensive because it took sooooo long to get the story right in total about 10 years. An entertaining if rather forgettable Disney animation that in no way earned its colossal budget. At the box office it grossed: $591,794,936

3. Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Cost of production: $293 million USD:

When Spider-Man was released in 2002, it almost singlehandedly laid the groundwork for the current superhero boom. Unfortunately, despite Spider-Man 2 costing $250 million to produce and Spider-Man 3 even more, the critical reception just didn’t pay off. At the box office it grossed: $890,871,626

4. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) - $300 million USD: The film was released in English-speaking countries on May 25th, 2007, after Walt Disney Pictures decided to move the release date a day earlier than originally planned. Critical reviews were mixed. The film was praised for it performances, musical score, action scenes, and special effect. At World's End was a box office hit, becoming the most successful film of 2007.

At the box office it grossed: $963,420,425

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) Cost of production: $397 million USD: Despite the very agreeable box office returns, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides was not a cheap film to make. Regardless of the huge production costs (Depp’s payment was an estimated $55,000,000…) the box office-busting Pirates of the Caribbean flicks have been the most extraordinary cash cow. We wonder how much they are going to splash out on the 6th film in the series – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales due out in 2017… At the box office it grossed: $1,045,713,802

This is Molly...

Meet Molly she is a small dog weighing 6-7kg she was born on the 18th of March 2013. We rescued her form a dog pound.

She is brown with white patches and of mixed breed.

Molly is very shy at the moment but would love a new home wtih lots of affection and cuddles.

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A Man’s World

KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU…

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?” Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, “It's self raising, isn't it?” The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I’ll stop right here.

GOT YOU......! A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when an exceptionally gor-

geous, sexy, young woman enters. The man can’t stop staring at her. The young woman notices this and walks directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman says to him, "I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 100€, with one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asks what the condition is. The young woman replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considers her proposition for a moment, withdraws his wallet from his pocket, and hands the woman five 20€ notes. He looks deeply into her eyes and slowly says, "Paint my house.”

GUTS OR BALLS…? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You're next, fat ass.” I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognising a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognise him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."(Side pose...)

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognise him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "For God's sake, What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognise him??" The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses..." The policeman is surprised and speechless... "Wow! I can't believe it ... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation??" "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!!.

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Medical Tips

What is Lyme disease?

What is Lyme disease?

Lyme disease seems to be in the news a lot at the moment, with celebrities such as Yolanda Foster, Bella Hadid and Avril Lavinge suffering from it.

Lyme disease is an infectious disease caused by the bacteria Borrelia burgdorferi, and it is sometimes known as Lyme Borreliosis. Animals and birds carry the bacteria in their bloodstream and ticks may pick this up whilst feeding on an infected animal and pass it on to other animals and also humans during the next meal. Ticks can transmit other diseases as well, but Lyme disease is by far the most common one they carry in Europe.

Where is it found?

Awareness among doctors is low and many cases therefore go undiagnosed. It is more common in mainland Europe, particularly Eastern Europe, and in some parts of North America. Avril Lavigne has spoken about her struggle with Lyme disease after being struck by the illness, and her long wait for a diagnosis

How is it transmitted?

Ticks resemble small spiders and thrive where there is enough humidity from vegetation to prevent them from drying out. Typically this occurs in deciduous woodland, rough pasture and moorland, but similar conditions may occur in urban parks and gardens. You may be familiar with the ticks on pets these are the larger adult form; the stage that attaches to humans is the nymph - generally about the size of a pinhead before it swells with (your) blood. Typical places are behind the knee and in the groin; most adults are bitten below the waist, but small children above the waist.

The risk of Lyme disease transmission increases with the length of time the tick remains attached so it is important to check for ticks and remove them correctly with a tick removal tool. Do not use petroleum jelly, burning or attempt to remove with fingernails as this may stress the tick and increase the risk of infection. Check your whole body, including the scalp of small children.

What are the symptoms?

An important early sign of Lyme disease is a red skin rash called erythema migrans which typically occurs 3-30 days after the bite of an infected tick. The rash expands slowly and is usually not itchy or painful. One in three people do not notice this rash but if you see it, take a photograph for evidence. Flu-like symptoms, extreme tiredness and headache occur and if left untreated the disease may spread throughout the body to the nervous system, joints, skin, heart and eyes, causing a range of symptoms eg. Facial palsy and nerve root pain. If the rash or tick bite are not seen, then diagnosis is often via a blood test. This can be negative in the early stages and inadequate treatment early on can lead to negative test results, complicating diagnosis, dealing appropriate treatment and leading to debilitating symptoms.

How is it treated?

Treatment of Lyme disease is with antibiotics and the sooner this is started, the greater the chance of a good recovery. Prevention includes avoiding tick bites where possible and prompt tick removal. Awareness is key do not stop enjoying outdoor activities!

For more information please see www.lymediseaseaction.org.uk

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Health & Well Being

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KEEP HEALTHY THIS WINTER…

With a slightly damp month in October it is good to start preparing for the winter months now this is our A to Z guide for better health this winter. There are ways you can help avoid those coughs, colds and bugs that seem to be all around us this season.

BIN IT...!

Don’t leave dirty tissues or hankies lying around - it can also spread your cold. When you cough, sneeze or blow your nose the secretions that end up in your hanky or tissue are teeming with the virus that’s making you sick. These viruses can survive for some time once they leave your body, so when you leave a tissue for someone else to pick up you’re actually leaving a little virus bomb to go infect someone else’s hands. So throw away any used tissues and wash your hands straight away.

EAT FRUIT

Fruits especially the berries (blueberries, blackberries, cherries, strawberries) are naturally high in vitamin C, bioflavonoids and antioxidants.

These all help with your immunity levels. Other sources are apricots, peppers, kiwi fruit and broccoli.

ECHINACEA

study showing that a moderate level of regular exercise has a long-term cumulative effect on immune response. But don't go overboard.

Overly strenuous exercise releases the stress hormone, cortisol, in the body, which can weaken the immune system.

exposed, very little vitamin D is produced due to the angle of the sun during the winter months. A daily dose of vitamin D3 can therefore help to fortify the immune system through the colder months.

VITAMIN C

STAY ACTIVE

Your immune system helps you fight off common infections. Poor sleep Manuka honey has great health ben- and insomnia can affect our immune efits. Enjoy this delicious tasting system so make sure you get plenty of rest. food and stay healthy.

HONEY

There is considerable evidence that Vitamin C (also called ascorbic acid) plays a vital role in many immune mechanisms. Infection rapidly depletes the normal levels of vitamin C. Remember that bugs stay active on a surface so avoid touching too many public places such as escalator rails or cash point surfaces.

VITAMIN D3

We rely on the action of sun on our skin for our main source of vitamin D, so our levels can go down when the days get shorter and darker. Most of us associate vitamin D with ensuring adequate absorption of calcium for our bones (which is one of its many important functions), but it also plays a crucial role in the normal functioning of the immune system.

Many of us can become deficient in EXERCISE It's vital to keep your workout regi- vitamin D over the winter because men up during winter, with a recent even when outdoors with some skin

Is a fabulous herb which ‘modulates’ the immune system, which simply means that it helps to teach it what to do, thereby rebalancing it, meaning it can function better. Echinacea is also a powerful lymphatic cleanser… Echinacea stimulates the overall activity of the cells responsible for fighting all kinds of infection.

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SLEEP WELL

When its cold outside its difficult to get out there and do some exercise but try to! Research has shown that exercise is another way to help your immunity.

STAY CONNECTED

Socialising helps strengthen your immune system by keeping you active and reducing your stress levels, so avoid the temptation to rug up on the couch all winter. Invite friends over for dinner go for a walk in the park with your family or plan a cinema date with your partner.

ZINC

Zinc is essential for the immune system and healing. Enjoy seafood (especially oysters) and nuts and seeds (especially pumpkin and sunflower seeds).

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Medical Mayhem

8 Months Pregnant....

A lady who was 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused than ever. On the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied...

"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said,

"The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said

"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said

"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED�..... shouted the judge!

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ALL REVVED UP:

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NEW 4X4’S

The new Bentley Bentayga is now in production and all have been sold for the first already! But what else can we expect to see in the exciting world of this ever-growing sector?

The Nissan Juke R 2.0 – not named 2.0 after the engine size but version 2.0 as in techy talk. The First Nismo Juke R featured a 478 BHP engine from a GT-R, which of course was far to slow!

They have now produced a new concept with 600 BHP and 0-100kph in around 3 seconds. They have no plans to put it into production – but that’s what they said about the last one until the orders came in.

For over 65 years the Land Rover Defender has been known as the best 4x4xFar but its about to be replaced, We might have to wait as long as 2018 – but this is what it will look like.

The New Maserati Lavante will be a coupe styled SUV aiming to tempt buyers of The BMW X6 and the new Mercedes GLE coupe. It is to be 100% Maserati and wont use anything from the Chrysler/Fiat parent company which includes sister group Ferrari.

Alfa Romeo are planning a new car to rival the Audi Q5 and the Porsche Macan, They are developing a family of four and six-cylinder engines for its growing line-up which should be 8 new cars by 2018

It might be Jaguar's first ever SUV, but sister company Land Rover has its fair share of experience in the market. The F-Pace will squeeze between the Range Rover Evoque and Range Rover Sport in size, but with premium cabin feel and on-road dynamic ability at the top of the agenda when it comes on sale early next year.

The top of the line-up will sit a 375bhp F-Pace S model with the supercharged V6 from the F-Type sports car.

Check our website to see a teaser clip of the new Range Rover Evoque Convertible – www.costalinkmagazine.com

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sTIcky cHOcOlaTE puDDIng wITH MarsHMallOws

This chocolate and marshmallow feast is an Australian favourite - and it's easy to see why. It even makes its own sauce!

IngrEDIEnTs

•140g butter, melted, plus extra for the dish •375g self-raising flour •175g caster sugar •2 tsp baking powder •6 tbsp cocoa powder •350ml milk •3 eggs, beaten

METHOD

•Put Butter a large baking dish (about 2-3 litres in size). Sift the flour, ½ tsp salt, caster sugar, baking powder and 6 tbsp cocoa powder into a bowl. In a separate bowl, combine the milk, melted butter, eggs and vanilla. Mix the dry and wet ingredients together, then pour into the baking dish. This can be covered with cling film and chilled for up to 24 hrs.

•1 tsp vanilla extract •Single cream or vanilla ice cream, to serve For the topping •450g light muscovado sugar •7 tbsp cocoa powder •2 large handfuls marshmallows and uncover, if necessary. Sprinkle the muscovado sugar and cocoa evenly over the pudding, then pour 700ml boiling water over the top.

•Bake for 35-45 mins until the pudding is puffy and firm in the centre. Scatter over the marshmallows and return to the oven for 30second intervals until they are just melting.

Serve straight away – it will be hot – with •Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4 and boil cream or ice cream the kettle. Take the pudding out of the fridge

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Stran

Strange Strangebuttrue...

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With the clocks going back last month we thought we’d look into TIME, these fascinating facts will hurt your brain!

Continued from last month...

1. New experiences really do seem to be longer in the memory than familiar ones. It’s called the “oddball effect”, and it seems to be why time feels like it’s going faster as you get older – because more stuff is familiar to you.

2. There’s no such thing as “now” as far as physics is concerned. Space and time are fluid, affected by gravity and your speed.

Einstein put it like this: “For us physicists, the distinction between past, present and future is only an illusion, however persistent.”

can see out of the window is 8 minutes and 20 seconds old. The light from our nearest star, Proxima Centauri, is 4 years old.

4. The oldest known object on Earth is a 4.4billion-year-old crystal, a zircon, that was found in Jack Hills in Western Australia. It’s only 160 million years younger than the Earth itself.

5. Next week, your watch will be one second slow. The fact that the Earth’s rotation is slowing, and therefore the days are getting longer, means that our 24-hour day is very slightly off. Every so often, the International Earth Rotation Service, the body which regulates astronomical time, has to add a second – called a “leap second” – to the clock to keep things regular. The last one was on June 30, 2015.

GARDEN CENTER L I N D AV I S TA

3. Because light takes time to reach us, everything we see is in the past. The sun you

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FINANCIAL NEWS The Euro & World Round Up

The American Effect....

GBP/EUR has now broken through 1.335 and beyond when an extensive list of US economic data was released last month. USD/EUR is the most heavily traded currency pair in the world, when you get strength or weakness in one, the loose rule of thumb is that the other will have the opposite effect.

We have seen this time and again over the past few weeks. Poor jobs data at the start of the month, where 70,000 less jobs than forecasted were added to the American economy, caused the Euro to gain almost 2 cents against Sterling in the space of a few hours – as capital was moved into the Euro following reduced confidence in the European economy.

rates. Furthermore, 30,000 less people were claiming unemployment benefits than expected last month, which offset some of the lost confidence in the US economy following the poor jobs data seen only a few weeks ago.

Together these revelations brought capital back into the US Dollar at the expense of the Euro.

At the time of writing we haven’t seen the UK Retail Sales alongside UK Public Sector Borrowing data. On balance most analysts do expect the pound to fall further in the future as these releases fail to live up to the expectation. UK Government borrowing has been rising and the Retail figures have been falling which Inflation data showed the US has finally come out of should be cause for concern for anyone with such a negative figures! Something, which was a previously currency requirement in the next week or two. huge worry about the US economy, and had put a huge question mark on its stability to raise interest

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What’s On Guide...

1st to the 8th November 2015: Delicious "tostón" At the beginning of November, coinciding with the celebration of All Saints Day, Genalguacil, as well as the majority of the villages in the area, celebrate the traditional "tostón" (roast). It is a day on which all those that wish can got to the fields to collect chestnuts which are later roasted right there and eaten with mistela, a liqueur made with spirits, toasted almond and coffee. For more information please see: www.genalguacil.es.

5th to the 7th November 2015: Marbella International Bridge Tournament. For more information please visit www.marbellabridge.com.

14th & 15th November 2015: Costa Golf Show being held in the exhibition centre at the H10 Andalucía Plaza. Lots going on both days a mini putting Green providing opportunities to win green fees. Even if you are not a golfer, there are plenty of things to enjoy. There will also be a food and refreshment area.

28th to the 30th November 2015: FVAM 16th Mediterranean Wine & Food Fair. A fun day out only for the over 18’s though… Learn firsthand from winemakers and producers about wine of the region. Lots of food and drink from Spain to be enjoyed and tasted – a great place to pick up some early Christmas pressies. The Wine Fair and the Mediterranean Food is a fair open to professionals and the public.Three days, where pleasure and culture are served in a wine glass. Being held at the Palacio De Congresos, Torremolinos for more information see: www.feriadelvinoydo.com.

28th & 29th November 2015: Active Over 50's Show 11.00am to 6.00pm Once more, this famous event for the over-50s will be held in Estepona at the end of November. Held in the Estepona Conference Centre, this event will feature fashion, gems, cosmetics, free medical check-ups, art, modern dance classes, spa treatments, leisure and much more. This event provides information about the physical state of those who go whilst they also enjoy entertaining activities that are focused on their hobbies. Health is the key element upon which the event is based, and the premise is that exercise, a healthy diet and a routine slow down the ageing process. During the event, there will also be art exhibitions from the International Group of Andalusian Art. Every Monday: 11 am – 1 pm: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain at La Iglesia Bar, near Bonanza Square, Benalmadena Costa.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every Monday: Age Concern Drop In for a coffee and a chat at The Captain’s bar Urb. Las Adelfas No. 11 from 11.30am to 1.00pm.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: 11 am – 1 pm Age Care Coffee Morning at the Baptist Church, Calahonda, where people can chat, share experiences & take part in a variety of activities. Tel: 952 933 409 for info.

Every Tuesday: Age Concern hold a meeting every Tuesday afternoon 14:00 till 16:00 at the Manila bar in Los Boliches offering Spanish and computer lessons.

Every Tuesday: International meeting for Expats in Estepona. At The Irish Fiddler in the port between 12.00pm and 2.00pm . A chat and meet people over a cup of coffee. Just drop in or contact Hein on 630756514.

Every Thursday: Age Concern hold a meeting from 11:00 till 13:00 at the Manila bar in Los Boliches if you’d like some advice or just a friendly chat please drop by.

Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Thursday: Flea Market from 9am next to Aldi in Las Lagunas, plenty of parking.

Every Sunday: Flea Market EVERY Sunday 10am till 2pm at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Sunday: FAMA have a car boot sale at the Hippodrome from 9am - 2pm.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

If you have an event, fundraiser or anything else please let us know...

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ocal Info Emergency Numbers

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Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil dica

Medical

112 091 092 062

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

Health Centres

Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Consulates

British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

952 952 952 952 952 952 952

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252

352 475 226 604 212 226 474

300 108 373 383 442 590 891

Tourist Information

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Transport

Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) & Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring).

La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina).

Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La CaĂąada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists

24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis

Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates

1st November 2015 - All Saints Day (Moved to the 2nd because it’s a Sunday).

2nd November 2015: All Saints' Day observed (National Holiday).

8th November 2015: Remembrance Sunday.

25th November 2015: Thanksgiving.

30th November 2015: St Andrews Day (Scotland).

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during November 2015...

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

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Capricorn, this month Venus, will be opening up your horizons this is a great time to travel this could bring with it a new romance love could appear off the road or from a long-distance. On the work and life front Venus, is encouraged by an ambitious Mars, giving you the necessary courage to achieve great things. On top of that, beginning November 8th, Venus offers power and independence. So during this month you could achieve everything you set your mind to, and even more than that. But your finances aren’t too steady during this month. So be prudent and show restraint! During the first two weeks of November you’re energetic and have high morale. You deal with some stress, but manage it well. The last week is tricky. A triple conjunction between the Sun, Saturn and Mercury the configuration is pretty menacing, so take care of yourself and don’t take any chances!

Aquarius, the Sun and Mercury are in your sign this month suggesting that the strings of your relationship are woven together with those of your career; this seems to benefit you including immensely including financially. Expect to plan or go to a significant social event with your partner, or your partner might achieve success. Travel and long distances have an important role in your relationships throughout November 2015.

On the work front the Sun attributes you the role of leader or star and makes people perceive you as competent and in charge. It also brings success, makes you shine and gives you professional proficiency and luck.

Don’t involve friends, groups or organizations into financial matters! You could come out losing. The first weeks of the month sees you felling slightly lethargic. Your strength and energy improves throughout the month try to avoid any kind of excess.

Pisces, the Mars-Jupiter-Venus conjunction in your sign livens up November 2015 it’s an excellent time for love. You’ll start having a greater need for cultural and spiritual communion with your partner, this might steer your relationship toward finding new direction. At work partnerships and contracts are in the spotlight and long-distance work relations might come into the picture. You could travel for studies or in professional capacity. In order to be successful this month you’ll have to set clear objectives and make an extra effort to focus and organise yourself. Throughout the month, you could make great deal of money. If you rush into things or take chances, you might stand to lose! You don’t feel that you have too much energy this month, take good care of yourself. Take the time to chill out when you can why not take up a new hobby, but make sure it’s a relaxing one!

Aries, the first week of November 2015 will see certain issues unfurl in your relationship try to keep calm and discuss problems without arguing. The atmosphere changes drastically on November 8th though, when Venus and Mars enter your sign. Expect passion and your partner to arrange special romantic events lucky you! At work the week of November 2015, will be very active and busy. After the 12th, things slow down. You still work a lot, but you’re relaxed, not under pressure, and enthusiastic about what your doing. Your health must be carefully monitored, especially during the first and last weeks of November 2015, when you might encounter physical issues. Slow down a little and take better care of yourself! You’re will feel rather tense during the first two weeks. Could you be worrying too much?

Taurus, November 2015 has a lot of love potential for you, especially during the first three weeks, when the Sun and Mercury are in your sign. Expect extra romance your loved one will become the center of your world. If you are single love is in the air and all you have to do is reach out and grab it.

During the first week of November 2015 you’re not too focused on work, more on love and entertainment. But you could use this term to make new and useful social connections and to promote your image.

Everything is very active; you’re always working on something. You’ll be feeling full of energy this month if you’re not exercising regularly and thoroughly, get yourself to the gym you’ll feel the benefits immediately.

Gemini, during the first week of November 2015, Jupiter, Venus and Mars make your love life will be stratospheric. Things also look very good for the rest of the month love could come your way at every turn. November is a good month for you on the work front. The Sun and Mercury get help from a very favorable aspect with Neptune also Jupiter gets involved. It’s a busy and productive term. You encounter opportunities that help you shine, give you the chance to show off your talents. Throughout November you deal admirably with everything that’s thrown at you. You have excellent ideas and love to try new things. Your health will be very important throughout November 2015 it is a good month to settle medical issues: routine checkups, dental work, easy medical procedures, and so on.

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Cancer

Leo

Cancer, the Sun and Mercury’s transit through your sign will lighten and liven up the atmosphere. The pleasures of life demand their rightful place; expect to encounter opportunities favorable for fun and love. Also, the New Moon on November 11th 2015, could herald the beginning of a new relationship, if you are single get out there and mingle! The first part of November 2015 is very intense, even slightly agitated on the work front. It’s a time for solving current issues. During the second half of the month you have to put in an extra effort to set things right and follow your objectives purposefully. Financially, you’re okay by large throughout the month, but you should be careful during the last week. Get involved in an energetic activity involving your home or your family get out in the great outdoors make the most of the sunshine with your loved ones!

Leo, Venus is in a retrograde cycle, this started at the beginning of June this year and ends on November 8th 2015. The cycle could have brought to your attention a duo such as love-money, relationship-value, romance-practicality, and so on. Think about the events of the last months and draw a conclusion!

At work your calculations should have cleared up, you should have made a decision that will have your professional outlook clear to make your objectives with profit and wealth. The Full Moon towards the end of the month could bring you a special professional event. This is a month to avoid stressful situations, keep your temper in check – don’t fly off the handle at any small issue, and take care of your body!

Virgo

Virgo, Venus, the planet of love, is still your sign for the first 12 days of the month. You should make the most of this time. Step toward happiness: this could involve a new relationship, maybe reconciling or improving you’re current relationship. After November 8th, Venus moves into your house of money, this means that your love life begins to be oriented more toward practical aspects than romantic ones. Joint efforts could be aimed at increasing income or business. On the work and life front November 2015 is a very dynamic month financially. Don’t hurry to make financial decisions that are important without getting thoroughly informed beforehand! Jupiter situated in Virgo gives a lot of energy and high morale. Get out and about why not take up a new sport or hit the gym..!

Libra

Libra, the first week of November 2015 is modest, quiet or maybe even disappointing for your sign. Luck starts favoring you beginning from November 8th 2015, when Venus enters your sign. And from the 12th, Mars joins the party and your love life becomes very active indeed! You won’t want for surprises. On the work front this month has a distinctly financial flavor for Librans. During the first two weeks, you’re feeling very dynamic. Collaborations are common and new alliances or advantageous contracts could come up. Your competitive spirit is very active. Organise your work efficiently and lead as healthy a life as you can! You don’t lack energy in November 2015. Issues could arise from pretty much every direction, so be careful!

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Scorpio, the first week of November 2015 is the most favorable for love and marriage. Venus, the planet of love and harmony and Jupiter has plans for the future bringing you love and luck. The second and third weeks of the month are a lot tamer. On the work and life front The Sun, is bringing energy to your sign with it everything you touch will be a success. Your professional skills you’re very driven, and will attract opportunities. Steer clear of gossip any enemies and anything that could get you into trouble! The last week of November 2015 may require special attention regarding your finances. With the Sun in your sign during the first two weeks of the month you’ll be on to form with lots of energy. During the same time, Mercury will bring agility of mind, cheerfulness and maybe even mischief. Have a great month!

Sagittarius, it’s going to be a slightly funny month for you, you’ll laugh with one eye, cry with the other... The crying has to do with Mercury’s transit in your sign it can cause you dissatisfactions or disappointments during the first two weeks of the month. Issues particularly in regard to a long-term relationship. The laughing has Venus and Mars in transit through your sign bringing with it fun and delight during the last two weeks of November 2015.Professional opportunity is vast this month expect popularity and luck.You can attain success, achievement, and money this month, but in order to enjoy luck you have to work hard. During the first two weeks of the month you could feel more tired and find it hard to focus.

During the last week you feel better. Rest more and take some time for yourself every now and then, to think about what concerns you! Put yourself first for once…

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puzzle Link The Words

Solutions on page 76

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In each of these puzzles, three words are listed. All you have to do is find another word that can either precede or follow each word linking them:

1)

_____

SALT

MELON

WHITE

3)

_____

MOON

STAR

STREET

THEME

TRAILER

2) 4) 5)

____

_____ ____

GUM

CART

KICK

SPARE

TEAR

CHAIR

BALL

Guess The Celeb

A

B

Sudoku

Brain Teaser

THROW THE DICE...

A solo dice game is played. In this game, upon each turn, a normal pair of dice is rolled and the score is calculated not by adding the numbers but multiplying them.

It is observed that in a particular game, the score for the second roll is five more than what was achieved in the first roll. The score for the third roll is six less than what was achieved in the second roll. The score for the fourth roll is eleven more than what was achieved in the third roll. The score for the fifth roll is eight less than what was achieved in the fourth roll.

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Can you calculate the score for each of the five throws?

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Crossword

Across: 1. Natural roofing material (6) 4. Rodent native to South America (5) 8. Currency from India (5) 9. Ecstatic mood (7) 10. Authorised ------- of the Bible (7) 11. Abbreviation for Thomas (4) 12. Swim or salsa? (3) 14. City in Nevada (4) 15. Status (4) 18. City in Brazil (3) 21. Educating ---- film starring Julie Walters (4) 23. Word linking safety and tape (7) 25. Window drape (7) 26. Crowd or swarm (5) 27. Painful cramp (5) 28. Cooks under heat (6)

Down: 1. Do well (6) 2. Attack the reputation (7) 3. One who lends money (8) 4. Slang for police (4) 5. Lad, young person (5) 6. Nervous, anxious (6) 7. Links piano and canyon (5) 13. He spreads God's word (8) 16. Unbiased (7) 17. Costs, values (6) 19. Bad portents (5) 20. Methods of measuring gas and electricity (6) 22. -------- the Otter 1979 film (5) 24. Tropical tree (4)

Name The Film

A This 2001 hit stars Jack Black as a very B ficle man. He ends up falling in love with a 300 pound woman because of her "inner beauty".

Dave is deaf, and Wally is blind. They witness a murder, but it was Dave who was looking at her, and Wally who was listening.

(1989).

Say What You See... with

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

A modern twist on an old nursery rhymes

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties.

He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread

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t's Raining, It's Pouring Of course...it's Global Warming.

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umpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promtply shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face.

One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse" Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

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There's this drunk guy who decides that he wants to go fishing. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot. Eventually, he stumbles across a huge area of ice and decides that he'll give it a go. Taking out a saw from his tackle box, he starts to saw a whole.

Suddenly, a loud voice booms out at him, "There's no fish in here." The drunk looks all around him but can't see anyone. He decides to ignore the voice and carries on sawing. Again, the voice booms out, "I've told you once, there's no fish in here!" He looks up again but there's still no sign of anyone so he returns to his task.

"Stop it!" shouts the now very angry sounding voice, "You'd better pack up your stuff and get out of here or there'll be trouble.""Who are you" shouts the drunk guy, "you don't scare me!"

"Look," replies the voice, "I'm the manager of this Ice Rink!�

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puzzle Trivia Quiz Answers 1) The Ear 2) Tap 3) Michelangelo 4) Hydrogen & Oxygen 5) Yellow 6) Q & Z 7) Wind Velocity 8) Ants 9) Glen Miller 10) Yom Kippur 11) On the Moon 12) Jolly Roger 13) A Munro 14) Bluebird 15) Topiary 16) Al Italia 17) District 18) Radioactivity 19) Mice 20) Switzerland 21) The Loch Ness Monster 22) Metropolis 23) Genoa 24) Bricklaying 25) Jaws

Answers from 24, 66 & 67

it out

Link The Words 1) Water 2) Drop 3) Light 4) Wheel 5) Park

Guess The Celeb a) Michael J Fox b) Kylie Minogue

Brain Teaser

Throw the Dice Solution Score for the first roll - 10 Score for the first roll - 15 Score for the first roll - 9 Score for the first roll - 20 Score for the first roll – 12

Crossword Solution

Sudoku Solution

Name The Film

a) Shallow Hal (2001) b) See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Say What You See 1) Reason within

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2) Go down in history 3) Snake in the grass

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