Vol. 8 No. 34 - Wednesday, September 29

A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, September 29, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 34 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

Get Ready For Cape May’s Renaissance Fair

Participants readied for this weekend’s festival with a fundraising dinner at Willow Creek Winery last week. Aleksey Moryakov – more photos inside

After-Party For East Lynne’s New Play

THIS WEEK...

Check Out Our AMAZINGLY USEFUL Guide To What’s Happening In Cape May

It’s The TREE Issue!

See pages 45-58

Crab-A-Palooza at the C-View and much more on pages 4-5

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The Almanac THURSDAY September 30 Thunder showers

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High Temperature: 73 Low Temperature: 61 Chance of Rain: 50% Sunrise: 6:55am Sunset: 6:44pm High Tides: 12:48am, 1:16pm Low Tides: 6:35am, 7:54pm

FRIDAY October 1 Mostly sunny

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High Temperature: 73 Low Temperature: 54 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 6:56am Sunset: 6:43pm High Tides: 1:56am, 2:24pm Low Tides: 7:41am, 9:01pm

SATURDAY October 2 Sunny

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High Temperature: 66 Low Temperature: 50 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 6:57am Sunset: 6:41pm High Tides: 3:12am, 3:36pm Low Tides: 8:54am, 10:04pm

SUNDAY October 3 Mostly sunny

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High Temperature: 64 Low Temperature: 53 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 6:58am Sunset: 6:40pm High Tides: 4:23am, 4:42pm Low Tides: 10:05am, 11:01pm

MONDAY October 4 Few showers

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High Temperature: 68 Low Temperature: 56 Chance of Rain: 30% Sunrise: 6:59am Sunset: 6:38pm High Tides: 5:24am, 5:42pm Low Tides: 11:10am, 11:53pm

Inside This Issue «The Coffee Break Page................. Page 12 «Ramblings From the Editor..........Page 13 «The Contest Page......................... Page 22 «Food & Drink Guide.................... Page 21 «Cape May Stage’s New Show....... Page 27 «Spouty Offy................................. Page 35 « Customer Service..........................Page 41 « The Old Fogey............................. Page 47 « A Cape May Lover....................... Page 51 « The Shopping Guide................... Page 61

«The Answer Lady........................ Page 63 «Activity of the Week.................... Page 75 «Adopt An Animal.........................Page 86 «Health & Beauty Guide................ Page 89 «The Movie Column...................... Page 93 « The Cape May Crossword .......... Page 105 « Great Things To Do .................... Page 107 «Bird Droppings............................ Page 111 «About Exit Zero........................... Page 119 Reader Quote Of The Week

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Thursday, September 23: Renaissance Fair Fundraiser At Willow Creek

Doug and Anna Marie McMain

Mary Bray, Barbara

Jim Maher

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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THE EXIT ZERO GUIDE TO WHAT’S GOING ON IN Wednesday 9/29

Thursday 9/30

Friday 10/1

Saturday 10/2

Murder at the Physick Estate Prepare for a spine-tingling experience in a Victorian mansion. In this interactive experience, guests enter the Physick Estate only to learn of a wealthy financier’s sudden death. As his heiresses scramble to solve the mystery, it becomes apparent that this death was no accident at all. The play, written for audience participation by Ray Crew, concludes with dessert and a recepetion where guests can meet the cast. Shows at 6:45 and 8:30. Tickets are $25.

Call (609) 884-5404 for more information.

Cabanas Fantasy Football Headquarters Hemingway’s Country music and half-price specialty drinks Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Ugly Mug Terry-Oke!

Opening Night of Topdog/ Underdog Come see Cape May Stage’s newest production, a Pulitzer Prize-winning, darkly comic drama about two AfricanAmerican brothers (named Lincoln and Booth) and their tense relationship. This can’tmiss production opens at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse at 8pm. Call (609) 884-1341 for tickets and information.

Boiler Room Terry-Oke! Brown Room Matt Santry, 8pm Cabanas Smarter than a bartender? 9pm Congress Hall Pool Bar Full Moon Party, 7-10pm Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr. Jazz Trio, 6:30pm Hemingway’s Half-price martinis and jazz Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Pilot House Jay Bethel, 9pm Rusty Nail Gregg Carpenter, 4:30-9:30pm

Q and A with the Cast of Berkeley Square First, see the East Lynne Theater Company’s new show at 8pm at the First Presbyterian Church, 500 Hughes Street. Enjoy this timetravelling romantic fantasy. Then stay afterwards to ask the actors and artistic director, Gayle Stahlhuth, just about anything you’d like. Call (609) 884-5898 for tickets and information.

Boiler Room Third Degree Brown Room Gregg Carpenter, 8pm Cabanas Happy Hour, live music, 4-7pm; Grape Street Riot, 10pm Cape May Winery Gourmet Cheese Fridays, 5-7pm Copper Fish Bill Caterini Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr, 6:30-10:30pm Hemingway’s DJ Jeff Walden, 9pm Mad Batter Geno White Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Pilot House Barry, 9pm Rusty Nail Carl Behrens, 4:30-9, Back2Life, 9pm Ugly Mug Big Romeo

Crab-A-Palooza That’s right, the C-View’s annual Crab-A-Palooza is back this weekend. Head out to Texas Avenue from 1-7pm for live music, beer and plenty of crabs.

Sole Sisters Nun Run 2010 Pick up a new habit and join the Sisters of Saint Joseph of Philadelphia at Saint Mary Bythe-Sea for a run. The five-mile run and two-mile walk fundraiser commemorates the 100th anniversary of the Saint Mary bythe-Sea Retreat House in Cape May Point. All races start and finish at Saint Mary By-the-Sea, at 101 Lehigh Avenue. The twomile walk begins 8:30am, and the five-mile run begins at 9:15am.

Music and refreshments will follow the races at the Retreat House. For more information, visit www.ssjphila.org/capemay or call 1-800-482-6510.

Oktoberfest Cape May’s beautiful Jackson Street comes alive with the sights and sounds of this fun festival. Enjoy German beer (from an actual beer garden) and browse stalls offering German goods and crafts. Runs from 10am-5pm.

Admission is free. Call (609) 8845508 for more information.

Axelsson’s Blue Claw George Karavan Boiler Room The Dane Anthony Band Brown Room Darin MacDonald, 8pm Cabanas Happy Hour, live music, 4-7pm; Joe Grassi Band, 10pm C-View Crabapalooza, 1-7pm Copper Fish Bill Caterini Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr, 6:30pm Harpoon Henry’s Michael James, 6-10pm Hemingway’s DJ Ronnie B, 9pm Mad Batter Joe and Mike Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Rusty Nail Kate Delany 4:30pm, Pokerface, 9pm Ugly Mug Evolution

The Tony and Pulitzer Prize-winning “Topdog/Underdog” opens at Cape May Stage this week.

CAPE MAY... WHO, WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN Sunday 10/3

Monday 10/4

Tuesday 10/5

Coming Up...

Cape May Renaissance Festival Access to Art has assembled their first annual Renaissance Festival on the beautiful 40acre vineyard at Willow Creek Farm this Saturday and Sunday.

Visitors will be regaled with Elizabethan song and dance, pirates, falconers, bubbleblowers, fire-eaters, and a production of Shakespeare’s As You Like It. Karen Case Cook assumes the role of Queen Elizabeth I for the festival, and she’ll be feted by a court of actors in period costume.

Come for good food, good entertainment, and great performance art. Held at 168 Stevens Street in West Cape May, the event runs Saturday and Sunday from 10am-5pm.

Tickets are available online at www.accesstoart.org.

Cabanas NFL action with NFL Sunday Ticket Hemingway’s NFL Sunday Ticket Lucky Bones $2.99 Cuban pulled pork sandwiches at the bar from 12-4pm Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Rio Station NFL Food and Drink Specials Rusty Nail Trinidelphia, 1-5pm Ugly Mug NFL games on bigscreen TVs, with 25-cent wings and half-price cheesesteaks.

People At Work at the Gail Pierson Gallery For a fresh look at the workplace, visit Nancy Tankersley’s exhibit of oil paintings depicting chefs, waitresses, bartenders and businesspeople in luminous color. Tankersley is a Marylandbased artist who visited businesses in Cape May and Philadelphia for her latest series.

Local color, indeed. The gallery is at 660 Washington Street, and open from 10am-9pm on Mondays. Call (609) 884-2585 for more information.

Cabanas Monday Night Football Tailgate Party, with drink specials based on the home team Hemingway’s Half-price margaritas and island music Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Rusty Nail Wesley Ochs, 4:30pm

Fisherman’s Wharf Tour Cape May is the fourth-largest commercial fishing port in the United States, and on this guided tour around the Lobster House restaurant, you’ll learn how food gets from the sea to your table.

Tours start at 11am and are also available on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children.

Merion Inn Jazz Trio Ugly Mug Terrible Tuesday with DJ Pancakes

Humor: Can It Save the World? The Cape May Forum: Chautauqua at the Shore inaugurates its first season from October 8-10 of programming intended to enhance the lives of locals and visitors with cultural events. The theme for the long weekend will be humor, and events include lectures, film screenings, readings, and stand-up comedy.

For more information, visit www.capemayforum.org.

Did we miss anything? Call our global headquarters at (609) 7708479, fax us at (609) 770-8481 or email jon@exitzero.us.

Cape May’s 38th Annual Victorian Week Rated one of North America’s “Top 100 Events,” this week-long extravaganza from October 8-14 celebrates Cape May’s Victorian heritage, featuring historic house tours, murder mystery dinners, chocolate fantasy buffet, vintage dance workshop, craft and antique shows, living history programs and more. Call (609) 884-5404 for more information.

Don’t miss the Cape May Renaissance Festival in West Cape May on the Willow Creek Vineyard on October 3.

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Thursday, September 23: Renaissance Fair Fundraiser PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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Judy Love, Mary Bray, Ron Goldstein

$5.50 pint TAKE-OUT SPECIALS FRIDAY, OCT. 1 & SATURDAY, OCT. 2

APPETIZER SPECIAL Oysters Rockefellers $7.95 Broiled STUFFED FLOUNDER TOPPED WITH SHRIMP PLATTER Served with Cole Slaw & choice of French Fries or Baked Potato $10.95

Angela Pakreeder, Joe Bray

Fried FLOUNDER, CRAB CAKE & SHRIMP PLATTER Served with Cole Slaw & choice of French Fries or Baked Potato $10.95

Fisherman’s Wharf ª Cape May

609-884-3064 www.thelobsterhouse.com Call Ahead & We’ll Have It Waiting For You! Pat Cafiero, George and Cindy Loos

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Thursday, September 23: Renaissance Fair Fundraiser At Willow Creek

Chris Jones, Donna Marie Amatucci

Alexa and Michael

Lucas Simmons, Brigid Gallagher

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

“THERE IS NOTHING TO WHICH MEN, WHILE THEY HAVE FOOD AND DRINK, CANNOT RECONCILE THEMSELVES.”

~ George Santayana Reserve Your Private Party for 2010!

Rehearsal Dinners Reunions Baby Showers Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion

Serving Dinner Nightly from 5pm Reservations Recommended Gift Certificates Available!

Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May, Corner of Washington & Perry Street www.cucinarosa.com

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Thursday, September 23: Renaissance Fair Fundraiser

Page 9 Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot Syrah

Chardonnay Riesling Port

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-6pm Winery Tours - Daily at 3pm

Starting Friday October 1

GOURMET CHEESE FRIDAYS

Ursula, Doug

The winery will be pairing cheese with their award-winning wines from 5-7pm out on the veranda

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 • www.capemaywinery.com

Serving Dinner from 5:30pm (Closed Wednesday) Dr. Leonard and Dolores Giordano

Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber

(609) 884 8811

Barbara, Andrea

www.unionparkdiningroom.com

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Thursday, September 23: Full Moon Party At Congress Hall’s Pool PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Tom Fairman, Deb Fairman, Mary Ann McCool

NOW SELLING OUR POPULAR BLENDS “BY THE BAG!” “Gluten Free” Bagels and Bread!

PUMPKIN SPICE IS IN! Marianne Hinton, Raymond Haig, Carol Haig, Dawn Oak, Robyn Lapidus

609-886-2323 3860 Bayshore Road North Cape May, NJ 08204 (North Cape May Shopping Center - The “Old Bayshore 8”)

Specialty Coffee Drinks • Teas • Smoothies Breakfast Bagels • Wraps • Bakery Items Sandwiches • Soups • Salads Daily Specials

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FREE WIFI OPEN YEAR ROUND LAST STOP BEFORE THE FERRY!

Leslie, Mary, Dolly

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Page 11 VOTED 2010 BEST NIGHTLIFE & ENTERTAINMENT

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

SUN GOES DOWN IT ONLY GETS HOTTER AFTER THE

SUNDAY With 7 HDTV’s you won’t miss a minute of the NFL action!

MONDAY Rachel Ames, Rick Raduns

Monday Night Football Tailgate Buffet and Drink Specials based on home team.

TUESDAY

(starting at 9pm) Free Pool & Bear Pong!

Tabletop B-Pong & Flip Cup Tourneys

WEDNESDAY

Fantasy Football Headquarters

THURSDAY

Are You Smarter Than A Bartender (9pm)

FRIDAY

Happy Hour (4-7) featuring live music!

Grape Street Riot (10pm) Nancy, Judy

SATURDAY

BIG 10 Network. All College Games, all the time.

Happy Hour (4-7) featuring live music!

Joe Grassi Band (10pm)

(609) 884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur St. www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach Sylvia and Peter Hinge

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The Police Blotter

Every week we feature quirky police reports from small towns across America. Found on the website www.smalltownmisfit.com.

BEDFORD, OH: A woman reported her 2001 VW stolen and four hours later called back to say she’d seen her car driving in a funeral procession. Police arrested the man shortly after. He’d also stolen the car’s new license plates. – Bedford Sun Banner

Learn Russian With Tanya

YOU probably couldn’t throw a stone in Cape May without hitting an Eastern European person, though we would condemn such an act. We at Exit Zero warmly embrace our Commie Cousins (we’re joking!) and offer a weekly lesson to help you communicate. Please note – the “Russian” we are printing is just our phonetic interpretation.

Do people in your country use anything unusual to make vodka? Liudi v vshe strane ispolzuut chto-nibud neobychnoe pri izgotovlenii vodki?

Here is how your Russian-speaking friend is likely to respond: My mozhem delat vodku iz chego-ugodno. U nas dazhe est berezovaya i klenovaya vodka Which translates to: We’ll make vodka from just about anything. We even make vodka from birch and maple trees. –Tanya Zotava

Weird Word Of The Week

Slubberdegullion The English language has more disparaging words than you’ll ever need, like this one describing a filthy person.

Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities

A Picture From The Past

FEAST your eyes on the United States Hotel, which once graced the southern block of Washington Street where Winterwood, La Patisserie and A Ca Mia are today. After 16 years of operation, fire reduced the building to rubble on August 31, 1869. The hotel was nearly filled to capacity at the time of the fire, but all the guests were able to escape before the building succumbed to the f lames. The hotel was assessed at a value of $90,000 but was only insured for $47,000. – Ben Miller

Facebook Mystery Contest

KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, taken by our resident cryptographer Dan Mathers.

You’ve seen this cute little car all over town, now if you know what company it’s for, you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook.com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Random Fact Of The Week

WE ALL know trees consume carbon dioxide and produce oxygen, but did you know that a single tree produces approximately 260 pounds of oxygen per year? That is equivalent to the amount of oxygen a human consumes over the course of two years.

Fortune Cookie Of The Week J Love because it is only true adventure. J ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with a dish of General Tso’s chicken and egg drop soup. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.

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Ramblings From The Editors

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Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

IRST, the good news. The city council have finally agreed on a plan for the new convention hall. Demolition of the existing cowshed should begin in November, with pilings being driven a few months after that. Construction of the hall would begin around May of next year (which should be quite a nice sight for the summer visitors), with the whole kit and caboodle finished by Memorial Day, 2012.

And the bad news? The hall will not be the 34,000 square-foot gem that was originally conceived. Instead, we will get 20,000 square feet and a lot fewer bells and whistles – which means a lot fewer opportunities for raising revenue.

And overall, we will have a much less interesting and exciting centerpiece for this beautiful city.

But you know what, some people (including some council members) are a little too shortsighted and conservative for our liking and seem to forget that their city hall colleagues from Cape May’s Victorian heyday were always thinking up grand schemes that would maintain the city’s tourism economy. We think that those guys would be shaking their heads in disappointment if they were to witness the small-minded thinking of today’s administrators. But let’s move on...

AFTER months, nay years, of convention hall nonsense, you are likely in need of a drink, and a laugh. Hey presto! You will have all of that when the first-ever Cape May Forum launches next weekend – Friday, October 8 through Sunday. The theme of this inaugural event is “Humor: Can It Save the World?”

You can check out the whole program on their website, www.capemayforum.org, but we’d like to pick out some highlights.

Two of New York City’s most sought-after professional comedians, Sassi Keegan and Mary Dimino, will entertain guests at the Rusty

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Nail on Sunday evening, October 10 with their interactive 90-minute Comedy Club show.

This is great family fare (PG-rated) – you can fill yourself with some tasty appetizers and be entertained for just $35 per person, all inclusive, plus a cash bar.

We also like the sound of keynote speaker Dr John Morreall’s presentation, which is called “From the Pilgrims to the Simpsons: A History of Humor in American Life.” Count us in! Doc Morreall’s show is on Saturday, October 9, at 10am at the First Presbyterian Church on Hughes Street, and admission is $25. We know – getting up early to go to church on a Saturday morning might not SEEM like the funniest thing to do, but trust us, we saw the Doc work his magic with a talk at the church in July. He was good. Funny AND thoughtful. Just like the perfect date.

To make your reservation for any Cape May Forum event, call the office at (609) 770-2626.

Space is limited, so DO call ahead for tickets.

IF YOU get the chance, visit one of the old Victorian homes in this town. This past weekend, Laura Schmeider, a beloved relative of the EZ extended family, rented out the beautiful, teal home at the corner of Decatur Street and

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Carpenter’s Lane and offered us a peek inside.

After being paralyzed from the waist down by a rare tumor Laura has spent the past month in physical therapy and has since gained the ability to walk with the use of a cane. Next step is a grueling course of chemo. And what did she want to do before undergoing her treatment? A weekend in Cape May. The simple act of walking through one of these houses is worthwhile. Ornate banisters bend their way up three floors to one of the many bedrooms – one of which had a windowed turret and a sitting chair. Sitting on the front porch, having a glass of wine, it was easy to imagine the history of this town, the sights you would have seen when gazing off of this front porch 100 years ago. Eventually, though, the only thing we could think about was how wealthy the original owner of the house must have been.

So, we sent our resident historian Ben Miller a text message and asked him for some info on the place. Sadly, all he could come up with was that 132 Decatur Street was built in 1895 for a local man named Aaron Roseman.

But, Ben assured us that Mayor Edmunds, the original owner of the Merry Widow, which is a somewhat comparable house in a similar location, was indeed loaded.

With his email, Ben also included a picture of the Merry Widow from the mid-1980s. The building was discolored and tattered, the roof a patchwork of tar paper, loose shingles and boards. The picture struck us as a metaphor for the town: it is important that we not let Cape May stagnate. It is important that we grow and improve. While many people have fond childhood memories of this town and don’t want it to change, we have to remember that if we just let it sit the way it is, it’s going to crumble around us.

That’s all... enjoy your week, folks!

Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner • Cocktails

HAPPY HOUR 4-6pm EARLY BIRDS LIVE MUSIC...

NO COVER CHARGE! Friday, October 1 GENO WHITE

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

Saturday, October 2 JOE AND MIKE AT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

19 Jackson Street, Cape May 884-5970 • madbatter.com

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Thursday, September 23: Full Moon Party At Congress Hall’s Pool

Don and Dianna Ochs

Bob and Marge Johnston

Stacy Brown, Nelson Brown

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

CAPE MAY BAKERS Fine pastries • hearth-baked wholegrain breads donuts • decadent desserts and more Daily lunch items including: quiche • stuffed breads pasta salads • soups • veggie tarts and more All of Our Fine Baked Goods are Made Daily Right on the Premises!

• Gourmet teas and coffees including

Grounds for ChangeTM organic fair trade coffee!

Fall Specialties • Zucchini Bread • Pumpkin Bread Apricot Walnut Bread • Vegan Apple Sauce Bars Hardy Homemade Soups • Fresh Fruit Cobblers & More!

Celebrating 30 Years of Fine Baking in Cape May!

All recipes are vegetarian and many vegan friendly items are available.

Beautifully Decorated Cakes for Every Special Occasion.

(Wedding cake orders by appointment only!)

482 West Perry Street, Cape May | (609) 884-7454 | www.capemaybakers.com

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Exit Zero Goes On Vacation...

Grand Tetons National Park GOING ON VACATION? TAKE US WITH YOU!

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Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT

BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER Open Sunday - Thursday 7am-9pm • Friday & Saturday 7am-10pm

Try Our

Mini Meals

starting at 9.95!

We have great soups, desserts, seafood & sautéed specials!

Delicious Homemade Specials Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

Seaside Cheese Co.

Sticky Toffee Cheese This English cheese is rich, dense and filled with the flavors of brown sugar, caramel, cinnamon and nutmeg. Goes great with black tea and cream or on top of toasted raisin bread!

Anna Sullivan Fallico at Jenny Lake in Wymoing at with her buddy, EZ.

600 PARK BOULEVARD WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

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Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Beautiful Cool Cape May

Alex and Tony in front of Martini Beach on Wednesday, September 22

Lisa and Victor Baron on Saturday, September 18

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

s t k r e c e a t B Simply Delicious!

Freshest Ingredients • Fantastic Specials • Friendly Atmosphere • Reservations Recomended

SERVING DINNER WEDNESDAY THRU SUNDAY FROM 5PM 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-7660 • www.backstreetcapemaynj.com

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Saturday, September 18: Just After 10pm In The Ugly Mug

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Chart a course for...

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Prime Steaks • Sensational Seafood Open Daily for: Breakfast, Lunch, Sunset Dining, Dinner Happy Hour and Late Night Entertainment

NFL Sunday Ticket

6 HD TVs, $2 Domestic Beers Watch every National Football League game on one of Hemingway’s 6 HD TVs on Sunday October 3rd!

Evolution

NYJ @ BUF 1:00PM BAL @ PIT 1:00PM SEA @ STL 1:00PM CAR @ NO 1:00PM CIN @ CLE 1:00PM DEN @ TEN 1:00PM DET @ GB 1:00PM

SF @ ATL 1:00PM HOU @ OAK 4:05PM IND @ JAC 4:05PM WAS @ PHI 4:15PM ARI @ SD 4:15PM CHI @ NYG 8:20PM NE @ MIA (Monday)

Margaritaville Monday

1/2 Price Margaritas & Island Music $23.95 All you can Eat Dungeness Crabs

Wednesday: Prime Rib Night

Country Music & 1/2 price Specialty Drinks

Thursday: Land & Sea Buffet 1/2 Price Martinis & Jazz

Anne Stevenson, Dwight, Keith Ledger

Friday: DJ Jeff Walden

Dance and Party from 9pm till closing

Saturday: DJ Ronnie B

Dance and Party from 9pm till Closing

Hemingway’s Bar Features: 6 High Def TV’s With MLB Extra Innings

Becca Berry, Cheryl Robinson

1045 Beach Avenue • 609.884.5611 www.Hemingwayscapemay.com

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Saturday, September 18: Just After 10pm In The Ugly Mug

Caroline Casey, Sharon Sweeney

Matthew Sweeney, Richard Casey

Natalie, Uncle Bob

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

The BEST PS SCALLeOMay in Cap !

Try Them

MAYER’S TAVERN

Uncle Bill’s

FRIDAYS

Delicious Baby Back Ribs at the Bar!

894 Third Ave., Cape May • 884-8980

CAPTAIN’S COVE

& FAMILY RESTAURANT Open Every Day!

BREAKFAST & LUNCH 6AM-2PM Pork Chops and Eggs • Steak and Eggs WE HAVE DELICIOUS SOFT SHELL CRABS! SUNDAYS - Try Our Eggs Benedict!

Delicious Homemade Soups Seafood Caesar Salad • Chicken Caesar Salad Shrimp Salad • Chicken Salad

1216 Route 109, Cape May • 884-7288

BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Saturday, September 18: Just After 10pm In The Ugly Mug PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Christine, Kathleen, Beth

Sorry, no names

Shana Clark, Ed Clark

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Saturday, September 18: Just After 10pm In The Ugly Mug PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Rocky, Jessica, Cristine and Marc Fellows

Cuz Ray, Natalie, Uncle Bob

Anne Stevenson, Keith Ledger

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

A CA MIA 524 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-6661 www.acamia.com

A lovely little spot on the Washington Street Mall. Fine food, excellent service and great people-watching.

L, D

$10-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant offers superb food in a graceful setting, an elegant bar, and dining with ocean views.

B, L, D

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

AVALON COFFEE 7 Gurney Street (609) 898-8088 avaloncoffeecompany.com

Superior coffee that’s always fresh, and healthy food that’s perfect for both breakfast and lunch.

B, L

$3-$8 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW 991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878 blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor.

Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D

$24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

BACK CORNER CAFÉ 3860 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 886-2323

A brand-new joint at the rear of the building that formerly housed Bayshore 8 cinema.

Tasty snacks and drinks.

Café

$3-$9 Cards: V, MC, D

N/A

NO

YES

BACKSTREET 600 Park Boulevard (609) 884-7660 backstreetcapemaynj.com

Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe in this gem of a place, just a few minutes from Cape May.

D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA MANGIATA 1891 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 889-6800

This Villas spot favorite attracts people from all over. Why? The food is reliably good and very affordable.

B, L, D

$7-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with the wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

BIG WAVE BURRITOS 1400 Texas Avenue Cape May (609) 898-TO-GO

Brand new! Tacos, burritos, smoothies and more treats.

Across from the C-View Inn.

L, D

$5-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100 blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422 congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800 cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

B, L,D

V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

CAPE MAY BAKERS 482 West Perry Street (609) 884-7454 capemaybakers.com

Whether you want to start your day with a treat, or want goodies for a picnic or pickme-up, this is the place to go!

Bakery

$3-$8

N/A

NO

YES

CAPE MAY WINERY 711 Townbank Rd., (609) 884-1169 capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-6pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery daily at 3pm.

Winery

WINERY

N/A

NO

KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

$8-$25

$5-$27 V, MC, AE, D

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

$6-$13

BYOB

NO

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BAR

NO

YES

CAPE ORIENT 315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088 capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

L,D

CAPTAIN’S COVE 1216 Route 109 Cape May (609) 884-7288

Good downhome food at this popular family restaurant, at the harbor. A good stop for breakfast or lunch favorites.

B, L

THE CARRIAGE HOUSE at the Emlen Physick Estate 1048 Washington Street (609) 884-5111

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L

COPPER FISH 416 Broadway West Cape May (609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D

CUCINA ROSA 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.

D

C-VIEW INN Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

DEPOT MARKET CAFÉ 409 Elmira Street Cape May (609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D

$6-$14

BYOB

NO

YES

DRY DOCK 1440 Texas Avenue (609) 884-3434 www.capemaydrydock.com

A perennial favorite in Cape May. You could say it’s become an ice cream institution! Also a good stop for lunch dinner.

L, D, Ice Cream

$5-$9

N/A

N/A

YES

THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D

BAR

YES

NO

ELAINE’S DINNER THEATER 513 Lafayette Street (609) 884-1199 elainesdinnertheater.com

Stop for a cocktail at the classic bar, then sit down for dinner and an entertaining night of comic theatre.

ELLA’S 316 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-3350

Top-quality shakes, drinks, sandwiches and wraps. This is snacking done the right way!

ELLIE’S BAKERY 301 North Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-4007

It’s all ridiculously tasty and it’s all cooked right here on the island. Go on, treat yourself – you deserve it, right?

410 BANK STREET 410 Bank Street (609) 884-2127 410bankstreet.com

Still one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Serving food that’s as brilliant and creative as ever. A must-visit.

KEY

Onsite parking

L, D

$12-$19

$12-$19 V, MC, AE, D

$24-$32 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$29 V, MC, AE, D

$4-$18 V, MC

$26-$33 V, MC, AE, D

D, Theater

$39.95 fixed V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

B, L

$3-$9

N/A

NO

YES

B, Bakery

$1-$15

N/A

N/A

YES

D

$25-$37 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

Handicap accessible

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

FRESCOS 412 Bank Street (609) 884-0366 frescoscapemay.com

It wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason.

This is authentic cuisine served in a beautiful location.

D

$18-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

GECKO’S Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May (609) 898-7750

This local favorite serves superb southwestern food.

Grab a seat on the patio when the weather is nice!

L, D

$8-$24 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

GODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset (609) 884-4543 godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for a family dinner. Try their early birds special!

D

$12-$28 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Come spend the afternoon or night.

B, L, D

$6-$30 V, MC

BAR

NO

YES

HARPOON HENRY’S Beach Drive and Browning (609) 886-5529 harpoonhenrys.net

You know that summer is around the corner when this little slice of the Caribbean re-opens. Bring it on!

L, D

$10-$21 V, MC, D

BAR

NO

YES

HARRY’S Madison & Beach Avenue (609) 884-6113 www.harryscapemay.com

A home-style, friendly feel that puts a modern twist on the classic comfort foods we all know and love.

B, L, D

$8-$24 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD 600 S. Railroad Avenue Rio Grande (609) 846-7347 hawkhavenvineyard.com

Every Friday night in the winter the Wine Bar and Barrel Room is open. A fun, well-run vineyard.

Winery

V, MC, AE, D

Winery

NO

NO

HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue (609) 884-5611 hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D

$15-$38 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

HIGHER GROUNDS 479 W. Perry Street (609) 884-1131 highergroundscapemay.com

Great coffee, home-baked treats, and lots of healthy food options. A cozy, friendly corner spot. Try it!

B, L

$5-$10

BYOB

NO

YES

HOTDOG TOMMY’S Jackson Street @ Beach (609) 884-8388 hotdogtommys.com

If there are better dogs at the Shore, we’ve yet to hear.

Tommy and Mary Snyder are hot dog jedi warriors.

L, D

$1.40-$4

N/A

NO

YES

ISLAND GRILL 311 Mansion Street Cape May (609) 884-0200

Caribbean-influenced food, in a lovely, colorful setting. The sauces and combinations are creative and delectable.

L, D

$13-$26

BYOB

YES

YES

THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296 thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all.

B, L, D

$5-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE (2663) luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason.

Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D

$6-$22 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

MAD BATTER 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970 www.madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D

$19-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

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Brothers With The Cards Stacked Against Them

An interview with Jed Reynolds and Stephen Rider, stars of “Topdog/Underdog” - by Jon Roth

S

EPTEMBER 3o marks the opening night of Topdog/Underdog, a play that has received accolades nationwide for its unsparing treatment of family conflict and poverty in today’s urban landscape.

Following the successful September production of Beckett’s Happy Days, Cape May Stage has selected another award-winning piece of drama – Topdog/Underdog garnered playwright Suzan-Lori Parks a Pulitzer Prize in 2002. Parks, who Newsweek called the “Halle Berry of the theater,” was awarded the MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant the previous year.

The play follows two brothers, Lincoln and Booth, who live together in a dingy oneroom apartment. Their names (their father’s idea of a joke), give some idea of the deepseated antagonism and bond between the siblings. The older brother, Lincoln, has given up a successful street hustle playing three-card monte to don whiteface and play the role of Abraham Lincoln in an arcade. His younger brother Booth attempts to learn the tricks of his brother’s former trade, though

Stephen Rider and Jed Reynolds star in “Topdog/Underdog,” opening September 30.

he lacks Lincoln’s facility with cards. Topdog/ Underdog makes excellent use of three-card monte as a metaphor for the experience of these two brothers, who undergo constant gambles and reversals of fortune in their search for the American dream.

The Cape May Stage production will feature the same actors and director who have just performed the piece to rave reviews at the Fremont Centre Theatre in Los Angeles.

James Reynolds, best known for his long-

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“Topdog/Underdog” Interview ? From Page 27 standing role as Mayor Abe Carver in Days of Our Lives, directs Jed Reynolds and Stephen Rider as they play brothers Lincoln and Booth, respectively. Exit Zero spoke with the actors before their departure for Cape May to learn more about their interpretation of the play.

What were your initial reactions to the script?

Jed: I first read the script in college, almost 10 years ago, and it blew my mind.

You usually have to see a play to understand it. This was one of the few plays where in reading it I could really see it happening. It has strong characters, brave dialogue, and real poignancy. I think it’s the best play of this century so far.

Stephen: I saw this play a few years ago and I really enjoyed it. It’s not so different from Hamlet or a Greek tragedy. In a lot of plays people are dealing with difficult topics and killing each other, and if you look in a newspaper, you’ll see that these are universal conflicts. Topdog/Underdog uses 21st century language, but the story is the same. It looks next door and examines family problems on a daily basis. In theater we have the ability to articulate those types of stories. This play

Stephen Rider polishes his card skills as Booth.

just happens to be articulated in an amazing way.

Did either of you immediately relate to one character over the other?

Jed: I totally identified with Lincoln. It seemed to me like he was the protagonist, though you can’t really break the play down this way. I think he’s more similar to me as a person. I wasn’t sure which part I’d have, though, so I started doing a lot of work on Booth. I really get Booth now. I have a better perspective on how the themes work, where the laughs and pauses come in on both sides.

Stephen: When I was at UCLA I worked

on two scenes as Lincoln. I think I can do either. I’ve been a person like Booth who has never gotten his due, and like Lincoln I’ve been in places where I try to avoid my past.

Lincoln and Booth are the head and tails of the same coin. They’re the same person because they’re from the same background.

It’s just that Lincoln is the older sibling and Booth’s father figure. He has to do things differently.

What’s the audience response like?

Stephen: The response has been overwhelmingly positive. People of all ages and backgrounds are coming up crying, laughing. We get standing ovations. They’re calling it the number one play in the city.

Jed: If we as actors can connect to the truth, no matter what the topic, people are going to relate. There’s not a lot of great art coming out right now. Movies are cookiecutter. If you want to be challenged, go to the theater. Especially because we’re in a film town in LA, the positive energy we’re getting is a beautiful thing and a testament to great theater.

Did you pick up any card skills in rehearsal?

Jed: Well, I had to work on the cards every day. It was one of the first things I started doing. I probably wouldn’t take it out on the

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

L, D

$3-$14 CASH ONLY

BYOB

YES

YES

KEY WEST TACOS 479 A West Perry Street West Cape May No phone number

Mention outdoor patio

MARIE NICOLE’S 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance in a relaxed atmosphere.

D

$19-$44 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

MARTINI BEACH 429 Beach Avenue Cape May (609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, great Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

D

$15-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

MAYER’S TAVERN 894 Third Avenue Cape May (609) 884-8980

No frills at this harborfront bar. This is where fishermen go to drink serious drinks and eat seriously good scallops.

L, D

$6-$17

BAR

NO

NO

MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give this place a special ambience.

D

$18-Market V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

OCEAN VIEW Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu.

Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street (609) 884-2111 oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful copper-top bar and classic, generous dishes are what you’ll find here.

D

$12-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

PETER SHIELDS 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D

BYOB

NO

NO

PIER HOUSE 1327 Beach Avenue, (609) 898-0300 thepierhousecapemay.com

A chic restaurant with a lively bar scene and excellent food, located at the La Mer, overlooking the Atlantic.

B, D

$20-$35 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street (609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering great burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D

$15-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D

$13-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

RUSTY NAIL Beach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 884-0017

The local legend is back and it’s better than ever. The relaunched Nail is beachfront dining at its best.

B, L, D

$10-$19 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

SEAN’S RESTAURANT Beach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 898-0017

Fresh, delicious food at a great beachfront location is what you’ll find at Sean’s Restaurant!

Tell him we sent you.

L, D

$16-$24 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

SEASIDE CHEESE COMPANY 600 Park Blvd., (609) 884-8700 seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D

$4-$12 V, MC, AE, D

N/A

N/A

YES

KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

$22-$39

V, MC, D

Takeout available

YES

Other details

YES

Dog-friendly patio

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“Topdog/Underdog” Interview ? From Page 28 street, but 20 feet away on stage I’ll fool you any day of the week.

Stephen: He’s being modest. I must commend Jed because he’s doing a great job and the patrons have been so enthusiastic. One review spoke specifically about his cards.

Mr. Reynolds told Jed in the beginning that he had to practice. He told me not to touch the cards.

What do you think the play is about?

Jeb: It’s about two brothers dealing with life as it comes to them. But they’re dealing with it the best way they know. It’s about the love and the frustration.

Stephen: It’s also about identity. In our reality TV society, unfortunately, everything is about personal branding. People in general have a hard time being themselves. Booth and Lincoln lost both parents very young, and you realize these people don’t really understand who they are until they get older.

When you don’t know who you are, you just react, and you take that out on those around you. There’s a saying: Hurt people hurt people. We don’t mean to, but we don’t know how to deal with it. These brothers definitely never went to a therapist. How do you deal?

That’s the question we’re trying to answer.

Jed Reynolds plays two Lincolns at once.

Jed: And it’s about the American dream.

To be poor and hurting in this country.

Especially because we’re in a full-on depression. Every time we do it we find something new.

To what extent is this a play about race?

Stephen: Of course the play deals with race, but it goes beyond that, and to stop there does it a disservice. At the end of the day we’re more alike as people than we are different. Our thoughts are still articulated in the same themes, which are love, hate,

lust, and fear. Topdog/Underdog deals with identity across the board. What are we creating when we build an American dream that all citizens can’t take part in? What happens to Generation X, the people left behind?

Jed: If you talk about this as a black play, it can become inaccessible. It handles universal themes. When you watch a fight between brothers onstage, you feel that with your own brother, regardless of your background.

Stephen: A woman came up to me after the play and said, “At the end of play, I realized that your character Booth reminded me of my brother. I started to cry, because that’s what we’re dealing with in our relationship.”

If we can get that kind of response, we’re doing our job right.

What do you expect from Cape May? Jed: I’ve heard lots of good things. That it’s a town with great architecture and food.

Stephen: I’m expecting some good food and some Cape May hospitality. We’re very excited. We want to take this show to another level. We guarantee the audience will enjoy it. If not, they’ll get their money back – Jed’s paying.

For reservations and information, call Cape May Stage on (609) 884-1341 or visit www.capemaystage.com. The Robert Shackleton Playhouse is on Lafayette Street at Bank.

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Dellas. The food is as good as ever!

B, L, D

$18-$35 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

TOMMY’S FOLLY COFFEE 251 Beach Ave, (609) 884-6522 congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies.

B, Café

$2-$5 V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there. Such a treat.

L, D

$12-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKES Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait a while to eat here... excellent breakfasts and brunches.

B, L

$4-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

UNION PARK Beach Avenue & Howard (609) 884-8811 unionparkdiningroom.com

Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive.

One of the best in the area.

D

$18-$35 V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY II 3704 Bayshore Road North Cape May (609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D

$8-$20 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a great little cocktail bar to get your night off on the right foot.

Amazing wine list.

D

$18-$34 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

ZOE’S 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great patio if the weather is nice... bring Fido!

B, L

$4-$12

BYOB

NO

YES

KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

Do you own or run a restaurant in the Cape May area and want to be included in this awesome chart?

If yes, contact Jason and ask how!

(609) 770-8479 or jason@exitzero.us

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Saturday, September 18: Around Midnight In Carney’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Janet Schrot, Lynn Schaper, Jen Nelson, Michelle brandt

Sorry, no names

Stephen Paczkowski, Chuan Luo and friends

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OPEN DAILY

Saturday, September 18: Around Midnight In Carney’s

11am-10pm

Kids’ Menu

Great Veggie Dishes

Meg, Lindsey, Allison, Leigh

PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Charming Patio

Delicious Desserts

VOTED “BEST MEXICAN” NJ Monthly 2009 2002/2005/2006/2007/2008 “BEST OF THE SHORE” Philadelphia Magazine 2006 “EXCELLENT” AC Press 2005

Carpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May 898-7750

Fruit Smoothies and Frozen Coffee Drinks.!

Delicious breakfast & lunch sandwiches

SWAN SONG

COFFEE ROASTED FRESH DAILY

Open at 6:30am Monday through Friday and 6:00am on Saturday and Sunday.

Fresh Rolled Old World Bagels • Muffins • Croissants Cookies • Cinnamon Buns • Smoothies Specialty Coffees and Drinks • Cappuccinos • Lattes #7 GURNEY & THE BEACH, CAPE MAY • (609) 898-8088 3704 BAYSHORE ROAD, NORTH CAPE MAY • (609) 846-0040 NORTH CAPE MAY LOCATION OPEN DAILY FROM 6:30AM

Our final day for this season will be Saturday, October 2 And WOW! It was great!

Thank you SO much.

On Jackson Street at Beach (609) 884-8388 hotdogtommys.com

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Spouty-Offy The column where anonymous gasbags have their say!

9/19/10

12:29 PM

Page 1 Page

NFL

2010

AT RIO STATION

YOU do realize that you are able to read this wonderful magazine because of trees, right?

– Cape May

NFL GAME DAY BAR SPECIALS

{Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: Yes, we are aware of that and would like to personally thank every tree that helped make Exit Zero possible.}

Choose from 7 different menu offerings including appetizer platters, chili combos, our famous wings & bruschetta.

*** I SAW Matt Notch hugging a tree the other day... man, that guy really does love his job! – Erma *** Russell from Swain’s kinda looks like a tree to me! – West Cape May {Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: Well, he is pretty tall.} *** DO DOGWOOD trees have bark?

And can they bark? – Cape May *** IF A forest of ash trees caught fire would they make twice as many ashes? – Cape May *** I WENT up to a gum tree and chewed on it... mistake, bad mistake! – South Eastern West Cape May Court House *** MY favorite tree to say is Baobob! – Cape May *** I WISH I could live in that awesome tree house from Swiss Family Robinson... it had running water and all. – Cape May *** I LOVE trees... but I hate raking up leaves. – Cape May *** CAPE May should replace those vinyl lighthouse beacons with trees. – Cape May ***

DOES birch beer come from birch trees? – Erma *** AND why don’t beech trees grow on the beach? – Cape May

BEER SPECIALS

during every NFL game in our bar

• Heineken/Light Bottles $3.00 • Miller Lite Bottles $2.50 HD 8 FT EEN • Miller Lite Draft $2.00 SC R • 23 oz Coors Lite Drafts $2.75

*** REMEMBER that scary movie...

Nightmare in Elm Tree with Freddy Krueger? – Cape May

Potatoes Pancak

Friday, Saturday & Sunday

October 8th, 9th & 10th

Weiner Schnitze

l

{Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: That movie was called NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, not in Elm Tree!} *** CAN you get drunk from the sap of a mimosa tree? – Erma ***

y Germagnes Sausa

Homecooked German Food • Real Bavarian Beers • Our Staff in Goofy German Outfits •

PUSSY Willow! – Cape May *** I PINE to decorate EVERGREEN trees... I really like to SPRUCE them up. You should CEDAR results! – Cape May

-WINNER2010 Wine Spectator

***

AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

DOES anyone else find it ironic that there is both a Deviltree and a Tree of Heaven? – Cape May {Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: No, not really. It’s kind of like Devil’s Food Cake and Angel’s Food Cake.} ***

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE

I WONDER how hot a fevertree can get? – Cape May

Featuring Hand-cut Steaks, Local Seafood & International Beers-on-tap

*** I WANT a bonsai tree like Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid. – Cape May

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Rio Grande Center Shopping Mall • 609-889-2000 •

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Saturday, September 18: Around Midnight In Carney’s

Sorry, no names

Eric Hicker, Emily Crum

Stephen Paczkowski and Chuan Luo

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Vegetarian, vegan, organic or local...

UNION PARK and delicious!

(609) 884-1131

Many Flavors of Homemade gelato!

Great Summer Specials!

Open 7 Days for Breakfast (from 7am), Lunch & Dinner

479 West Perry St. West Cape May

FREE WiFi Hot Spot

(with purchase)

Pet Friendly Outdoor Seating

Coffee House & Organic Market highergroundscapemay.com

FAMILY PIZZA DEAL Extra Large 18” Cheese Pizza

and a Pitcher of Soda - $11.95 (Up to 4 People, Dine In Only, Cannot combine with any other offer)

Become a fan on Facebook for special offers & announcements!

1891 BAYSHORE ROAD, VILLAS • 889-6800

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Open Daily!

Serving Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Bonnie and Skip

This Cape May gem has moved from the beachfront to the mall ...and the food is as wonderful as ever!

Dominic, Corson, Jen, Chloe, Dave

Jen and Chloe

322 WASHINGTON STREET MALL CAPE MAY (609) 884-9119

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Saturday, September 11: Chloe Hughes’ First Birthday PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEX STEIGER

Mim, Mary, Christine

Betty and Charlotte

Tina, Chase, Gino, Frankie

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Saturday, September 11: Chloe Hughes’ First Birthday PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEX STEIGER

Zagat-rated gourmet restaurant serving dinner 5:30-10, 7 days a week NEW Front Porch Dining Savory tapas 12-4 Homemade desserts & coffee bar 7-11 Ann, Kim, Mike, Kelly

1301 Beach Avenue • Cape May, NJ • 609.884.9090 • petershieldsinn.com

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Mike and Chloe

Mike, Michael and Mary

9/6/10 9:00 AM

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Saturday, September 18: Micro Cars At Harpoon Henry’s

Meet me at

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

• Open Sunday, Monday Thursday Friday and Saturday 8am-9pm • Happy Hour 5-7pm • Open Tuesday and Wednesday for Breakfast 8-12 noon There's still time to enjoy an ocean view at Harry's!

Pop and pop’s princess

Madison and Beach Ave. Cape May, NJ ~ 609 884 6113 harryscapemay.com

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Only $70 per week Contact Jason (609) 770-8479 jason@exitzero.us Kirk and Tina

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Customer Service

I

The life and times of a waitress in Cool Cape May... by Molly Stone

ALWAYS follow the rules. I wear my seatbelt. I f loss. I don’t play hooky or kiss on the first date. I’ve had one tattoo, and it came from a box of Cocoa Puffs. I’ve never been a rebel, at least not until recently.

Goody-goody that I am, I’ve been a good fit for fine dining, where there are plenty of rules to follow. I serve plates on the left side only, and clear from the right.

I say “Cape May water” instead of “tap water.” I’m told to smile, so I plaster one on no matter how cranky or, if I’ve been to the Boiler Room, hungover I’m feeling. But there’s one thing that always puts me into a funk. There are never enough teaspoons.

By seven o’clock on a Saturday night, I’m not in the dining room decanting wines and reciting specials as I should be. I am, instead, on a recon mission for silverware, ravaging the dish pit with the fury of a Parisian commoner storming the Bastille.

Eventually, buried under a pile of bread plates and chicken bits, I find the coveted and elusive cutlery. It’s the Holy Grail of dessert service. I do my best Doberman

impression, growling at the other servers who’ve spotted my find. I roll up my sleeves and get to work at the sink, my blood pressure rising as surely as the pastry chef’s chocolate tarts. I picture my customers, who’ve been waiting 20 minutes for a single espresso or Tiramisu, tapping their watches and branding their comment cards with scathing reproofs about incompetent service.

And so, finally, I make a vow. No more digging through sea bass skins and soggy calamari. I take a stand – the fine dining equivalent of burning my bra. I serve a decaf coffee not with a teaspoon, but a big, whopping, oval-shaped soup spoon.

It doesn’t fit on the saucer. It barely fits in the cup.

I put the coffee in front of my guest and brace myself. In a restaurant whose patrons complain because the gentleman at table two is wearing jeans (God forbid!), this is a big deal. The light from the table’s candle bounces across the spoon’s silver handle, accentuating this blatant affront to proper coffee etiquette. The guest, a grayhaired lady dripping in costume jewelry, looks at me as though I have a Cocoa Puff tattoo across the center of my forehead. I shrug my shoulders, knowing I’ve crossed over to the dark side.

If spoons are the gateway f latware, God only knows what’s next for me. Saying “tap water?” Clearing plates from the wrong side? I might as well buy a motorcycle and a pack of smokes right now. I’m a radical, a mutineer. Maybe I’ll dye my hair black and start listening to angry pop music, a little Alanis Morissette, perhaps.

After all, in the restaurant, it often is like ten thousand knives when all you need is a spoon, or something like that…

715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233 www.zoescapemay.com HOMEMADE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME

BEACHFRONT EATERY

* Full Breakfast Menu

Homemade Muffins, Pancakes & Omelettes * Lunch - Our Own Roasted Turkey & Roast Beef Cape May’s Largest Cheese Steaks & Hoagies Vegetarians, Enjoy Our Homemade Veggie Burgers * Entire Menu Available for Take-Out * Patio Dining/Pet Friendly... BYOD

HÄAGEN-DAZS ICE CREAM

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Spectacular Fall Sunsets!

Saturday, September 18: Micro Cars At Harpoon Henry’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May

(609) 886-5529 • www.harpoonhenry’s.net

OPEN WEEKENDS

Starting at 4pm on Fridays 12 noon on Saturday & Sundays

Rowan Brahney

LIVE MUSIC

Saturday, October 2 – MICHAEL JAMES 6–10pm

Italian ine

Authentic Italian Cuisine Seafood & Fine Dining

Prime Rib Special

New York Strip Steak • Filet Mignon Veal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

Rob and Holly

Saturday & Sunday

PRIME RIB SPECIAL - Saturday & Sunday Early Birds EARLY BIRDS - Sunday-Friday 3:30-5:30pm

Sunday - Friday 3:30 - 5:30pm

ne Dining

ip Steak• non• rk Chops• tlet•

ayshore Rd., N. Cape May • 889-6610

Bayshore North Cape May e Plaza Shopping3704 Center (next toRoad, Burger King) (Cape Plaza Shopping Center) • (609) 889-6610 Kim Patterson, Patty Cooper and Linda Edgars

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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On Broadway

Saturday, September 18: Micro Cars At Harpoon Henry’s

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PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM Bill Caterini Plays Live on Friday & Saturday!

Lucas

Carlene and Joe Guerra

LISTEN TO CHEF GEOFF ON THE RADIO! LEARN COOKING TIPS TUESDAY MORNINGS 9AM-NOON ON CAPE MAY JAZZ 101.5 FM

609-898-1555

416 Broadway, West Cape May www.thecopperfishrestaurant.com

John and Kimberly Lindenberg and family

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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September 22: Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s

The cast of “Berkeley Square”

Michael Kirby, Megan McDermott

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

“Best of the Shore” Philadelphia Magazine

“Best of the Shore” South Jersey Magazine

Wine Spectator “Award of Excellence” ‘05 • ‘06 • ‘07 ‘08 • ‘09 • ‘10

LUNCH • DINNER EAT IN or TAKE OUT Tacos – Burritos – Smoothies & Much More..

OPEN EVERY DAY 11am-9pm Open Mic Night Every Thursday • 7-9pm

FREE WI-FI

Located across from the C-View in Cape May

609-898-To-Go • FREE DELIVERY

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Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Rosemary Seminara, Jean Daugherty

Rob Lemaire, Kate Lemaire, Bobby Lemaire

Susan Tischler, Karen Case Cook

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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The Old Fogey

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

REMEMBER when all of this was trees. There were trees where Congress Hall is, trees where the boardwalk is, trees where the beach is. There were even trees where the trees are. But they were grand trees, not like the flimsy arboreal wretches we see around us today. They were redwoods so huge the word ‘giant’ didn’t apply. They were ginormous. And they were so red that word was in no way able to describe their color: they were russet. Our Ginormous Russetwoods stood 300 feet tall, and it would take a man a half-day to walk around the base. Giant bears lived in the bases, then whole colonies of sloths and Indians in the lower branches, then millions of squirrels and, finally, colonies of eagles.

Of course, they were just the thing needed when we decided to build The Great White Elephant Wonder of Cape May. Modern histories have gotten this all wrong, and describe a humble wooden pachyderm on a little hill. The true Elephant took us 30 years to construct, from the felled trunks of our russetwoods. When complete it was a

mile long and twice that in height, and only the sturdiest of Lenapes could brave the temperatures and lack of air when finishing the very top and putting the burnished copper tips on the tusks, each of which was made from the ivory of an African nation, and long enough that the Cape May Winter Olympic ski team used them to practice on.

When done, we realised that the inside was so spacious that we had a few options.

We held a public ballot, the choices being: (a) the entire city could be relocated inside; (b)

Oyster Bay Steak & Seafood Restaurant

SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM

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Fresh Fresh seafood seafood • • Tasty Tasty steaks steaks Copper-top bar • Free parking Copper-top bar • Free parking Bottle and draft beer

615 Lafayette St., Cape May 609-884-2111

a World’s Fair would be held; (c) we would punch oar holes and prepare for the day The Deluge came and we would all have to sail for safety; (d) lure the citizens of Wildwood inside with promises of candy and trinkets and seal the door forever.

As it happened, on the night of the vote, a poorly fashioned lock on the cage housing my African Wood Boring Beetles decided for us: I had been training them to eat timber to orders, allowing me to create perfect tiny wooden sailboats and incredibly detailed whittling work. They would be handed miniature plans, writ on tiny pieces of slate using a needle, and carry out the work.

In this instance, lacking a plan, they merely ate and ate and ate. To my chagrin, all that was left of the Elephant by morning was a colossal mound of sawdust and a dozen house-sized beetles.

Well, we were less than happy, but we Cape Marys have always prided ourselves on making the best of things and so we had us a barbecue of unimaginable proportions and used the sawdust as foundations of what is now The Point.

N

AT THE INN OF CAPE MAY

7 Ocean Street (609) 884-5555 innofcapemay.com

Open Daily for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

New Fall Dinner Menu!

END OF SUMMER SALE! Aleathea’s Parlour Cape May’s Most Unique Antique & Gift Shop

MERCHANDISE UP TO 40% OFF!

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010 Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s

Eat In/Take Out

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Catering for Any Event!

Open at 7am Featuring Delicious Seafood Specials & The Depot’s Signature Soups... changing daily.

The Depot is now preparing SUNDAY FOOTBALL TRAYS including the Depot’s famous Hoagies, Platters, Pulled Pork, Wings... and much more!

Bob and Alma Latham

409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030

American Continental Cuisine in a Relaxed Setting Check us out on Facebook!

Lunch and dinner served Wednesday thru Monday

Mary Ann and Gus Mosso

We have delicious lobster rolls & fish tacos!

314 BEACH AVENUE • (609) 898-0017

Elaine and Gerry Shaw

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Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Angela and Leon D’Amico

“Best Lunch” - NJ Monthly Magazine 2010 LIVE MUSIC!

Thursdays @ 9pm Fridays @ 9pm Debra Glazer, Robert Glazer, Dan Foster, Marilyn Foster

LUNCH & DINNER • SEAFOOD • STEAKS COCKTAILS • KIDS MENU HAPPY HOUR - Sunday thru Friday 4-6pm EARLY BIRDS - Mon thru Thur 4-6pm FAMILY FRIENDLY TRIVIA NIGHT Wednesday - 8pm SUNDAY AND MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Complimentary Bar Snacks

WASHINGTON STREET MALL, CAPE MAY Dawn and Toni Risley

(609) 884-3449 • www.pilothousecapemay.com

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RISTORANTE . BAKERY . GOURMET Shop.

A CA MIA

northern italian & contemporary american cuisine

Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER • CALL FOR HOURS PRIX FIXE MENU... $22.95 • 3 Courses • 5-6:30pm

Sidewalk Cafe & Children’s Menu 524 washington street mall, cape may 609-884-6661 • www.acamiacapemay.com

OPEN DAILY! Serving Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Rachel, Erin, Jordan

1327 Beach Avenue, Cape May

898-0300 • www.thepierhousecapemay.com

Open For Lunch And Dinner T h u r s d ay t h r u M o n d ay Reservations Accepted • Cash Onl y Fr e e P a r k i n g • C a t e r i n g A v a i l a b l e

Bobbi and Les Aungst

311 Mansion Street • (609) 884-0200

Loreta, Joann

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Confessions Of A Cape May Lover

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An enthusiast’s view of America’s Original Seaside Resort... by Meghan Kunz

T’S no secret that I’ve had my share of cocktails in Cape May. Some of my best moments have been at 19 Jackson Street, at the Mad Batter enjoying a strawberry cosmopolitan (prepared by Bob or Joanne), and engaging in great conversation. But, aside from the tasty drinks, I’ve also met a lot of fantastic people while sitting at the ice stone bar.

I’m a very loyal patron, so when the Mad Batter renovated their interior, I felt a bit wistful. I missed the intimate atmosphere of the original setup, but absolutely fell in love with the open, airy vibe of the new bar, which definitely can accommodate more incredible people to hang out with during their happy hour (4-6pm).

Emily Buehrle designed the layout of the new bar area, keeping the unique spirit of the Mad Batter while utilizing more environmentally-friendly materials. The results are perfection, complete with a striking mosaic backdrop.

I love seeing the owners of the Mad Batter and Caroll Villa Hotel, Mark and Pam Kulkowitz, greeting the patrons,

circulating through the crowd of thirsty and hungry Cape Mayniacs, always with a warm, friendly smile and a story to tell.

I believe I’ve had at least two conversations with Mark about his Chihuahuas (Chihuahua owners seek each other out).

The dining area walls are adorned with local artists’ exhibits available for purchase, as is the gallery room, which offers more three-dimensional art. I absolutely love the idea of supporting local artisans and displaying their work here.

Upcoming displays include Steve Grison, Steve Bradway, and Neil McPheeters in the main dining room from October 20-November 24, and Marie Natale from November 24-January 5. Gorgeous mosaics by Marta and Pam Kulkowitz and Robyn and Melannie Huber exhibit in the gallery room on October 24.

The Mad Batter is no stranger to live entertainment and events. Go back to school this autumn and sign up for a class at the Mad Batter Beer School. Each class is $25 and includes five beer samples and treats. Upcoming schedule includes: Microbrews (10/17), Flying Fish (11/21), and Sam Adams (12/19). All classes are on Sundays at 2pm. Live music is a staple on the weekends. Check out Geno White on Friday nights in October and Joe Lynch, Blondage, Erik Simonson, Class Act, and Robin & Amy on Saturdays.

Excellent food, unique drinks, cool décor, and stellar entertainment — it’s no secret that I love the Mad Batter – I have great memories there, and many more to come!

& GRILL R A B H C A E B s a n a b Ca THE ULTIMATE VACATION DINING

EXPERIENCE

Family & Kid Friendly • Fun Caribbean Choices Open Air Oceanfront Dining • Large Parties Welcome Signature Steak & Seafood

Win A Friday Happy Hour Party!

Next time you visit, drop off your business card and you’ll be entered to WIN a party for you and your friends!

CAPE MAY’S football headquarters NFL Sunday Ticket , 7 HDTV’s, Free WiFi Tailgate Specials and Fall Dinner Menu Don’t miss a minute of the action!

TM

1/2 price happy hour

Every Day. 4-7pm. $5 Flatbread Pizzas. Live Entertainment.

Kids 4 & Under Always Eat Free during lunch & dinner with sandwich or entree purchase.

www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach

(609) 884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur St. www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com

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oktoberfest! saturday, october 2nd

historic jackson street cape may, nj

Find the

Chamber of Commerce of Greater Cape May logo at a vendor booth for your chance to win a one-night stay here in Cape May!

For more information:

609.884.5508 and capemaychamber.com

Beer Garden Street Festival German Music Food + Crafts Rotary Park Fine Arts Fair and much more

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s

Amy and Dan Couvillion, Peggy and Bill McDermott

Rob Lemaire, Tom Raniszewski

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Definitely not just your grandmother’s tearoom!

Sure, you’ll find tasty tea sandwiches, freshly-baked scones and teabreads served with clotted cream, and that traditional, elegant service that you associate with fine dining.

But there is so much more to The Carriage House. In addition to our traditional Tea Luncheon and Afternoon Tea, The Carriage House offers hearty fare from the café menu, plus homemade soups, and hearty wholesome entrée salads that fill you up while still letting you feel virtuous for eating a salad.

So try it today, and bring grandmom along, too…. She’ll love you for it!

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For reservations ... 609-884-5111

Carriage House at the Physick Estate

1048 Washington St., Cape May, NJ • 609-884-5404 Operated by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC)

PLENTY OF FREE PARKING

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Washington Inn’s

Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

the wine bar

Judy, Lee, Dawn

BANFI FINE WINE DINNER at the WASHINGTON INN Italian Fall Harvest Banfi Fine Wine Dinner w/ Vittorio Vettori Friday, October 29th @ 6:30 PM Delicious Menu paired w/ the new releases from Tuscany's premier wine producer

Ralph Cooper, Frank Smith, Lucy Bogda, Liz Parziale

Call 609-884-5697 for reservations and information

the wine bar 801 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204

609-884-5697 reservations accepted

ALL OYSTERS ONLY $1.00 NIGHTLY 5-7pm in the wine bar Sandy Sieber, Col Mary J Mayer

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s

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Check These Out.... Five Fingers!

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Stimulates the muscles in your feet and lower legs.

Makes you stronger and healthier.

Improves your balance, agility and proprioception.

Rhona Goldman, Lenore Hahn, Herb Hahn, Sondra Ravin

CASALE’S SHOES 415 WASHINGTON STREET MALL | 884-3148

Looking for Something

d i f f e ren t ?

Eric Metz, Robin Salasin-Cramer, Morgan Nichols

Come visit our farm in Cape May and get acquainted with our colorful herd of fleecy friends. Shop in our farm store for unique gifts and accessories: alpaca yarn, luxurious alpaca sweaters and blankets from Peru or hand knits by Barbara.

FARM STORE HOURS: Sat. & Sun. 10-4P BAY SPRINGS FARM 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563

Gayle, Les, Bobbi

Sneak Preview: www.BaySpringsAlpacas.com

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Opening Night For East Lynne’s “Berkeley Square” At Aleathea’s

Eileen Elie, Tommy Raniszewski

Patrick Bockley, Mary Ellen Corsaro

Tommy Raniszewski, Shirley Stiles

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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ALL SUMMER MERCHANDISE ON SALE!

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A PLACE ON EARTH 526 Washington Street Mall Cape May 866-400-SOAP www.aplaceonearth.com

At the end of the Washington Street Mall on Ocean Avenue, in the basement below Winterwood.

Soaps, lotions and wonderful treats for your body and soul. And they make their own stuff on the premises! The Monkey Farts scent is probably the best-known brand in the store – great name, amazing product.

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ALL IRISH IMPORTS 401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484 www.allirishimports.com

Right across from Collier’s Liquor Store (which, appropriately, is a big green building).

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits. See their ladies capes, hats and scarves including cabbie caps.

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ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-3332

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines, books and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to finish off an outfit with style.

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MondayFriday 11-4, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 10-4.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS 542 New England Road Cape May (609) 884-0563 www.bayspringsalpacas.com

Down New England Road – the northern tip of the island – on your way to Higbee Beach.

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

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BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY 109 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-8871 www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

On Sunset Boulevard, just west of the intersection of Broadway and Sunset.

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

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Open daily 10-5.

CAPE ISLAND HOME & GARDEN 720 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-4210

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

Cape Island Home and Garden is the one-stop shop for all your landscaping needs: from potted plants and lawn ornaments to advice on coping with that sandy soil.

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CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY 701 East Lake Drive Cape May Point (609) 884-2736 www.birdcapemay.org

Follow Sunset Boulevard out to Lighthouse Avenue, turn left and the CMBO is on your right.

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET 110 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3630 www.capemaylinen.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard in West Cape May.

Their hand-picked deals and oldfashioned service keep customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons and tablecloths to linen by the yard. You’re sure to find it here.

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CAPE MAY SANDAL SHOPPE 108 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 898-3547 www.capemaysandals.com

Right off the Washington Street Mall by Happy Baby Boutique and Louisa’s Café.

This is way more than a sandal shop.

They have a wide and varied selection of jewelry, bags, T-shirts and fashion accessories. And they stock sandals in every shape, size, and style you could ever possibly hope to find.

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CAPE MAY WICKER 203 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-1849

On Sunset Boulevard just past the Shell gas station and Chattel House Village.

Wicker furniture has a classic appeal that looks good indoors and out, and compliments any aesthetic. If you’re in the market for the best selection of wicker furniture on the island, look no further than Cape May Wicker.

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Wise answers to perplexing questions

HE Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart, and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us.

Dear Answer Lady I’m enjoying the new Customer Service column in Exit Zero (though The Answer Lady is still my favorite). Do you want to add to the discussion? – Out to Dinner Dear Out A few thoughts off the top of the Answer Lady’s head: dining out is one of the pleasures of a civilized society, and the rules of engagement apply to both diner and server alike. Diners: While “the customer is always right,” please do not forget that you are also a guest, and should behave accordingly. If you have a negative experience, discuss the situation with a manager or owner. Do NOT confuse this advice with the suggestion that you fume silently, stiff your server, leave unsatisfied, and immediately post an anonymous rant on your favorite website. Certainly

the Answer Lady wants to encourage the writer in all of us, but trust her when she says that the world isn’t waiting with bated breath for you to expound upon your latest gastronomical adventure. Do not take it out on your server if you are angry with your dining companion, your boss, your spouse, or the idiot who stole your parking spot. Or with the chef, for that matter – bad meals happen to good people, and the simple law of averages dictates that we will not be rapturous about every single meal we eat for as

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long as we live. Servers: Never ask a solitary diner “Just one?” It implies that there’s something pathetic about dining alone, when in reality, people dine alone for any number of reasons, including that they like it. If you don’t know something, don’t fake it – find someone who does know. Never, ever forget who pays your bills, and adjust your attitude accordingly. Some customers will present a challenge, and others will be a piece of cake. This is a metaphor for life.

Dear Answer Lady, I’ve got a peeve with an otherwise wonderful husband. We speak a couple of times a day on the phone while working. It seems like every time he calls me, he’s eating. He says no big deal, I say it’s rude. Please tell him I’m right. – Earful Dear Earful You’re right. We’ve probably all answered a call on the f ly while eating, but to pick up the phone and dial out while one has got a mouthful is thoughtless at best.

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Saturday, September 18: Food And Wine Festival At Cape May Winery PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

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CAPE WINDS FLORIST 860 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-1865 www.capemayflowers.com

On Broadway just before the windowless, brown Verizon building as you leave town.

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience.

They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

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MondaySaturday 8-5, Sunday 10-4.

CAROLINE BOUTIQUE Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-5055

On Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Streets, right behind the mall.

Located in a cute cedar shake cottage, Caroline’s feature beautiful contemporary clothing and accessories.

Ask about the great line of Michael Stars T-shirts in great colors and comfortable fabric.

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CASALE’S SHOES 415 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3148

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Casale’s is stocked with everything your feet could ever want or need. There are sandals and beach footwear as well as sneakers, shoes and even strappy little numbers for the ladies.

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CELEBRATE CAPE MAY 315 Ocean Street Cape May (609) 884-9032 www.celebratecapemay.com

At the corner of Washington Street and Ocean Avenue in Washington Commons.

Celebrate Cape May specialize in all things Cape May. They have a large range of fun souvenirs, plus a good selection of Cape May T-shirts, sweatshirts, jewelry and more. If it says ‘Cape May’ on it, it’s here.

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Open daily 10-5, Friday and Saturday 10-9.

COHWEN’S INK EMPORIUM 1210 Bayshore Road Villas (609) 886-7767 www.cohwensinkemporium.com

Bayshore Road and East Bates Street in Villas.

Cohwen J. Allen opened Cohwen’s Ink Emporium after 13 years of experience in the field. It is Cape May’s only five-star-rated body art studio. They specialize in freehand custom designs, cover-ups and repairs.

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DESATNICK’S Cape May (609) 884-2545 www.desatnicks.com

You can reach DeSatnick’s right in your home by picking up the phone.

This family-owned and operated business offers the final accessory for every room: window treatments.

The styles and variety offered by DeSatnick’s is beyond compare.

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EXIT ZERO 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us

In the illustrious Chattel House Village on Sunset Boulevard, across from the Shell gas station.

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

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FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street Cape May Washington Commons (609) 898-8080

In Celebration Mall, right next to Acme on Ocean Street.

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation.

Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert.

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FLYING FISH 130 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-2760 www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard.

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, offbeat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

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GAIL PIERSON GALLERY 658 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-2585 www.gailpiersongallery.com

On Washington Street across from City Hall.

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

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Image: Sheet Music ©2009 Matt Lively, 18 x18 oil on canvas.

Matt Lively | Floating Room Paintings on exhibit through November 27

Welcome to the Cape May Jazz Festival Join us in the Gallery for the exhibition of Matt Lively’s bold and imaginative paintings. Matt Lively is an internationally acclaimed artist, from Richmond VA. Lively’s paintings, drawings and prints are intelligently designed, whimsical and fun. Inspired by everyday objects, Lively transforms the familiar with movement, color and unique personality.

In the heart of the historic district, the Gail Pierson Gallery is a fresh take – showcasing the work of artists of varying styles, in a charming downtown setting. The Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. This holiday season we welcome residents and visitors to a calendar of receptions and events, with opportunities to meet the artists, hear live jazz, enjoy good food. Come to see us and join our mailing list.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. Winter Hours: Daily 10 am – 5 pm. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

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Renaissance Festival Promises Fun, Fire-Eating

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Access to Art assembles a rich program of courtly entertainment

CCESS to Art holds its first Cape May Renaissance Festival on October 2 and 3 on a 40-acre vineyard in West Cape May. The festival features 21 acts including music, magic, theater, poetry, and a Renaissance court.

The court hails from the era of Elizabeth I, a patron of the arts who sponsored theater, poetry, rhetoric, and music. Elizabeth played the lute, loved to dance, and studied all the courtly arts of the era.

“The festival is filling up with acts designed to delight children of all ages.

We have Felix the Bubble Meister, who has been making bubble machines since 1983,” said Barbara Beitel, Access to Art director.

“My machine is constructed using technology from the time period, a bellows and a simple lever. It only requires muscle power to make it work,” Felix Castegna said.

Another entertaining act will be Lucas the Magician, a Franklinville man who does blade-swallowing. In his spare time, he eats fire and sets his tongue alight. “For light entertaining, he juggles, which will be

easier on your heart conditions than swallowing swords or eating fire,” Beitel said.

Singing sweetly through all this mayhem and magic will be A Couple of Note, who have performed at the New York Renaissance Festival and the Medieval Festival. On Saturday, Rowan’s Collegium Musicum will make an appearance with period instruments and music. Another featured musical group is Renaissonics.

Led by John Tyson, this ensemble performs

in England, France, Canada and the US, and their upcoming set in Cape May will include two costumed Renaissance dancers and a stilt-walker.

“The festival showcases New York actors from East Lynne Theater Company, and regional actors from South Jersey Regional Theatre and the Ritz,” said Beitel.

“A lot of our acts hail from South Jersey. We will have local crafters making lace, baskets, and glass bobbins,” she said.

The autumn, when pumpkins and apples ripen, is the time to enjoy the harvest. “A harvest was always a time of celebration. Willow Creek Vineyard anticipates 2,500 bottles for next year’s consumption,” said Barbara Wilde, owner of Willow Creek. “Next year they can experience our wine at the festival.” she said.

Spend two days at the Cape May Renaissance Festival and celebrate the arts with Access to Art. The event is located at the Willow Creek Farm on 168 Stevens Street and runs from 10-5pm. Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for seniors and teens. For tickets visit www.accesstoart.org.

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GOOD SCENTS 327 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-0014 www.sensia.com

On Carpenter’s Lane at the corner of Jackson Street.

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

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HAPPY BABY 106 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-5922

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Jackson Street.

Cool, organic and fun baby clothes.

They specialize in hand-crafted and artisanal products made in the beauitful USA.

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HENRY’S FINE JEWELRY 407 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0334

Right in the middle of the Washington Street Mall.

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

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ITALIAN GARDEN 510 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-2300

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Carpenter’s Lane.

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, an exclusive botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

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KATE’S FLOWER SHOP 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6181 www.katesflowershop.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, really close to Seaside Cheese Company.

Strangely enough, they sell flowers!

But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements.

They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

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KONA SPORTS Rio Grande and New Jersey Ave Wildwood (609) 522-7899 www.konasports.com

Dead ahead as you drive down Rio Grande Avenue into Wildwood.

Kona is your surf, bike and summer sport HQ and they have a huge selection of clothing for men, women and kids. They stock a huge selection of board shorts from top brands like Quiksilver and Billabong.

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LOVE THE COOK 404 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-9292 www.lovethecook.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

More spices, oils, sauces, mustards, herbs, fresh coffees and salad dressing than you can shake a spoon at (they have those too). Among the gadgets are Hot Spots – silicone pads that act as trivets – hot pads and jar openers.

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MARY ANN’S JEWELRY 511 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-8786

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches.

Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

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MISS DEMEANOR 223 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 770-7613

Across from Swain’s Ace Hardware and the store formerly known as Wawa.

A boutique featuring clothing and accessories by up-and-coming designers. And for guys, there’s a great line of T-shirts made of recycled materials

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ORIGINAL FUDGE KITCHEN 513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach Avenue Cape May 800-23-FUDGE www.fudgekitchens.com

On the Washington Street Mall and beachfront on the promenade.

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Their $1.29 frozen custard cones are back, so go try one today!

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OUT OF THE PAST ANTIQUES 394 Myrtle Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3357 www.outofthepastantiques.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Lovely surprises everywhere – a tea set from the 1920s, a cylinder from a turn-of-the-century Edison phonograph or a Wallace Nutting hand-colored photograph. Keep coming back because the selection changes.

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PAT JACKSON JEWELERS 414 Bank Street Cape May (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com

On Bank Street next to 410 Bank Street restaurant.

Pat Jackson has been designing jewelry since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction.

Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

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PATRICIA RAINEY STUDIOS 1325 Emerson Avenue North Cape May (609) 886-4863 www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Patricia operates her studio in North Cape May. Call for information on when you can visit.

Patricia is a self-taught artist who paints beautiful oils and watercolors that you’ll see on posters, prints and on postcards all over town. Patricia has painted some of the most inspiring buildings in historic Cape May.

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PEOPLE PEOPLE 719 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-0020

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

After years of selling hip apparel in Stone Harbor, People People have expanded to Cape May and are bringing their great collection of women’s clothing along with them.

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PINK 33 Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-1113

Inside the Pink House on Perry Street, right across from Congress Hall.

An exciting women’s store brought to you by sisters Jen and Julie, who also run Victorious, located in Congress Hall. You’ll find classy tops, dresses, denim, bottoms, linens, jewelry, handbags and shoes.

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SOMA NEWART GALLERY 31 Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-7488 www.somagallery.net

Just behind the Washington Street Mall off Caperpenter’s Lane in Carpenter’s Square Mall.

SOMA is an original art gallery in Cape May featuring new work from talented regional artists. Stan Sperlak’s new show, “Variations On A Muse”, is running until October 31.

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STITCH BY STITCH 315 Ocean Street, Unit 9 Washington Commons Cape May (609) 898-9606/866-563-5399 www.stitchbystitchcapemay.com

Washington Commons is the collection of stores across Ocean Street from the mall.

Your HQ for Cape May and Victorian cross-stitch and needlework designs.

No matter whether you are a novice or an expert, you will find project ideas and supplies to please you. There is also a full-service framing department.

Call for details.

Call for details.

SUNGLASS MENAGERIE 107 Liberty Way Cape May (609) 884-8844

Liberty Way is a small offshoot of the Washington Street Mall by Lemon Tree.

A huge collection of sunglasses, including favorites like Oakley and Maui Jim. Check out the collection of Cocoons clip-ons – a great way to convert your glasses into UV protectors.

Call for details.

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SUNSET BEACH GIFT SHOPS Sunset Boulevard Cape May Point (609) 884-7079 www.sunsetbeachnj.com

At the very end of beautiful Sunset Boulevard at Sunset Beach.

Featuring specialty foods, bath and body products, shells, minerals, jewelry, candy, clothing and so much more.

Sunset Beach have a great collection of fun Cape May souvenirs that stand out from the crowd of standard gifts.

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SWAIN’S 305 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-8578

On Jackson Street just before it runs into West Perry Street.

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They carry bath products, cleaning products, paint, tools and any hardware you could ever need. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

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TEA BY THE SEA 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-4TEA www.teaincapemay.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes. Choose from 12 flavors.

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TOMMY’S FOLLY 251 Beach Avenue, Congress Hall Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Within the massive yellow building that is Cape May’s historic Congress Hall.

This is not your ordinary gift shop.

Tommy’s Folly have everything from paninis and coffee to jewelry, clothing and even a little, blue stuffed pig.

Really, you’ll struggle to figure out what they DON’T have.

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VICTORIOUS 251 Beach Avenue, Congress Hall Cape May (609) 898-1777 www.victoriousantiques.com

In Congress Hall and also available in the Pink House on Perry Street.

Victorious have stylish goodies like Hobo handbags, sweet clutches and a wide variety of accessories to choose from. Their specialty is antique wedding bands and engagement rings.

A great place to browse.

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WEST END GARAGE 484 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 770-8261 www.thewestendgarage.com

Across West Perry Street from CVS.

A hip and classy new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NY or Philly right in downtown Cape May.

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WHALE’S TALE 312 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-4808 www.whaletalecapemay.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

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Tom White, Tom Hines, Betty White, Larry, Frank and Jack

Greg Lewis, Karann Muphy-Coleman, Maria Green, Phylicia Bowman, John Bowman and Mary Ellen Jono

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Activity Of The Week

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A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Surf’s Up!

ONG before Katy Perry, the Beach Boys made us all want to be California Girls. Growing up in the 1960s and ’70s, we played with Malibu Barbie, watched old Gidget movies, and dreamed of impressing the boys on our surf boards.

Gidget – Kathy Kohner Zuckerman’s nickname was a combination of “girl” and “midget” – was a teenager when she learned to surf. Her adventures were chronicled by her father, Frederick Kohner, in his 1957 novel Gidget, The Little Girl With Big Ideas. In Gidget’s world, surfing is for the young.

When Gidget meets the wise old man of the beach, the Big Kahoona, she describes him as “on the oldish side—around the end of the twenties or so.” Some surfers retain the notion that people over 50 are “too stiff in the spine” to surf.

But others recognize that surfing is a lifetime sport, and learning to surf as an adult is not uncommon. You can try surf camp at Ocean Outfitters in Wildwood, take formal lessons, or seek the advice of a patient, experienced surfer.

Before you hit the beach, you need to determine whether you are “goofy” or “natural.” A “goofy-foot” surfer puts her right foot forward. To test, slide down a hallway in your socks – whichever foot is first is the foot that you’ll put in front on the surf board. Next, lie down and practice “popping” up to your feet a few times.

Ready? Plunge in, armed with a wide beginner board and a kind friend. I held the

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board by the sides – the “rails” in surf-speak – faced the shore, and jumped on, letting the wave carry me in. I had been warned to lower my expectations, so for the first few tries, I rode in on my belly, to get the feel of the water. When I felt braver, I rose to my feet – and promptly fell off. Again. And again. Then I rode in an awkward crouch for a few feet before I fell off. Exhilaration!

Now I see why people get up before dawn to dunk themselves in cold water.

Look for a relatively empty beach, because, as a beginning surfer, you are a hazard to others. Space is easier to come by in the autumn, but the same hurricanes that delight experienced surfers will work against you as you learn, so be cautious.

No matter how awkward you are, surfing can make you feel graceful. And, even in your failures, you may inspire a youngster. As one young surfer said, “Seeing older people surf takes the pressure off. I don’t have to learn it all at once.” Wise words, Moondoggie.

Next week: Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum

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Stop By and Try Our Delicious Fresh Roasted Coffee!

Jessica Coyle and Stephanie McCool – the facepainters

Gourmet foods, items and accessories 404 Washington Street Mall, Cape May 609-884-9292 • www.lovethecook.com

MAGGIE AND PIPER SAY: ”We love football, and really don’t compete, but Judi and Cindy do, NY and Phil repsectively. Who will win? You do! WE have fall perennials, annuals and mums. Come see us soon. We love you!!”

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Tom Price, Anne Boroughs and Sue Evangelista

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Image: Closing Time. 20” x 20”. Oil on linen. © 2010 Nancy Tankersley.

People at Work Paintings by Nancy Tankersley On Exhibit September 18 through October 30 The Gail Pierson Gallery is pleased to present Nancy Tankersley to Cape May NJ for her first one-woman show in the area. The exhibit, titled “People at Work,” will be a colorful and dynamic view of people at their jobs - all kinds of jobs including some folks at work in Cape May. Preparing for this show, Tankersley visited a few of our very own Cape May establishments, and spent some time in neighboring Philadelphia.

Come join us to find a special piece of art, meet the artist, hear live jazz, and enjoy good food and conversation

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. September Hours: 10am - 9 pm. Closed Tuesdays.

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“Berkeley Square” Entertains, Then Enlightens

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This October 1, the audience talks back to ELTC performers

HEN you’ve seen a good play, you’re often left with more questions than answers. On October 1, the East Lynne Theater Company will set those quandaries aright.

Where else have these actors performed and how did they become part of Berkeley Square?

How does ELTC’s artistic director Gayle Stahlhuth choose a show and a season? How and why do actors even do what they do?

Audience members will have the opportunity to ask these and other questions of the talented ten-member cast this Friday, immediately following the award-winning East Lynne Theater Company’s production of Berkeley Square. ELTC seeks out rarely produced American plays that speak to today’s audiences, and this play is no exception. The response to the original 1929 production was stupendous, including Brooks Atkinson’s review in The New York Times where he wrote: “Berkeley Square is the finest play of the season – a play that casts a spell.” The piece has an even stronger pedigree, as it is based off acclaimed novelist Henry James’ unfinished

The cast in the finest fashions of 1894

novel The Sense of the Past.

The cast has a wide range of backgrounds. New to ELTC is Michael Kirby, who plays the time-traveler, Peter Standish, a man who inherits an ancestral home in London’s Berkeley Square and is summarily thrown back in time to the end of the American Revolution. Once there, Standish becomes enamored of several women from this earlier era. Michael has worked extensively in California at the Mark Taper Forum and LA Theatre Works.

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The three ladies who captivate Standish are Erin Callahan, in the present, and two sisters in the past played by Megan McDermott and Emily Cheney. Erin was in ELTC’s You and I. Megan appeared in ELTC’s Why Marry? and has also performed at The McCarter Theater. Emily, new to ELTC, has worked at The Walnut Street Theater and The Ritz Theatre Company. The brother of the two sisters in the past is portrayed by Drew Seltzer. Drew was in Tony and Tina’s Wedding in New York City.

This is just a sampling of the wide cast of characters to grace the stage in Berkeley Square. To learn more about them, see the show, then stick around for the question and answer session to meet the performers.

Tickets are $28 general admission; $23 for seniors and those with disabilities; and $13 for students. Children 12 and under are always free. For information and reservations, call (609) 884-5898 or visit the website: www.eastlynnetheater.com. ELTC performs at The First Presbyterian Church, 500 Hughes Street. Shows run Wednesdays through Saturdays at 8pm.

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Saturday, September 18: Annual Walnut Lane Block Party In Erma PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

Mike, Charline, Kristen, Eddie and Jimmy McVey, Willie Thomas

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“Love Letters”

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Out of the Past

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OGHAM ALPHABET Dates from first century BC. Was widely used by the Celts.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

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ROSCOE was surrendered to our shelter because his owners were moving. He is on the anxious side but turns into a friendly guy once he warms up to you. He likes to play and LOVES tennis balls. He is wary of other dogs so he would probably do best on his own, but if you have a pet bring it in to meet Roscoe – maybe they’ll get along.

If you do choose to adopt Roscoe you’ll be very happy you did. Adoption fee is $95.

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DUDLEY is a very friendly boy waiting for an active family to come and give him a new home. Since he is so young he is very energetic and will need training, as he can be a little on the rough side when playing. Otherwise, Dudley is a very affectionate guy who just wants to be sitting on someone’s lap. If you’re looking for a great family pet, stop in and check out Dudley today.

Adoption fee is $95.

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SKITTLES, along with Roscoe, was surrendered to our shelter because his owners were moving. He’s a wonderful older guy who loves to be around people and other dogs. He’s sweet and friendly and doesn’t mind a little roughhousing either.

All he needs now is a home to call his own.

We’re sure you’ll love this gentleman and will be happy to make him a part of your family.

Adoption fee is $35.

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Saturday, September 11: Clam Bake At The Cape May VFW PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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Closing Day Celebration

Join us on October 10th to celebrate the end of a wonderful summer.

• Discounted Wristbands $20 • Free Face Painting noon-5pm behind the Balloon Race Ride • • Win a Prize at a Game and Get a Second Prize for Free • Discounts on Food • • Strolling Entertainment noon-5pm • Sunny´s 6th Birthday Party 3pm in front of the Sea Dragon • • SkeeBall Tournament 1pm-4pm at Mariner´s Arcade (qualifying games) • • Special Edition Closing Day Pin (while supplies last) at Event Services under the Morey´s Piers archway • • Season Pass and Tickets Give-a-way (must get a pin to participate) • Mariner’s Landing Pier at Schellenger and the Boardwalk will be open from 11am to 5pm.

Wildwood, NJ • 609-522-3900 • www.MoreysPiers.com

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The Big Exit Zero Guide To Health And Beauty Treatments

Where Exactly Is The Place Located?

ACCENT ON BEAUTY 128 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-7040 www.accentonbeautycapemay.com

Next to the Shell gas station on Sunset Boulevard (across from Exit Zero HQ!).

Excellent massages, nail care and facials. Try Clarisonic Pro to exfoliate and refine your skin to a healthy glow. Voted Best Day Spa at the Jersey Shore by myfoxphilly.com.

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Open daily Tues-Sat 10am Sunday at 11am Monday at 1pm

ARTIZAN SALON AND SPA 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-4499

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

Artizan specializes in Wedding Parties and Special Occasions. They will handle all of your makeup and updos. Trust them to make you look your best when it counts.

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TuesdaySaturday open at 9. Closing times vary.

BALANCE PILATES YOGA STUDIO 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3001 www.balancecapemay.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

A fully-equipped studio offering private and small group classes, and Thai Yoga Massage – a relaxing one-hour treatment integrating acupressure and yoga adjustments.

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CAPE FITNESS 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-1515 www.capefitness.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

They offer classes in a comfortable, unintimidating environment and skilled Personal Trainers who will work with any member looking to be pushed to their personal best.

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MondayFriday 5:30-9, Saturday 7-6, Sunday 8-2.

CAPE MAY DAY SPA 607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com

On the corner of Jefferson Street and Columbia Avenue.

This award-winning spa offers the Couple’s Victorian Experience, beginning in an oversized whirlpool, followed by a Swedish massage, and ending with light refreshments.

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CAPE MAY FAMILY DENTAL 3151 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 463-8800

On Route 9 in Rio Grande, very close to Walmart.

Their slogan is “caring hands delivering quality care” and it fits. Call to arrange for a routine cleaning or more extensive work. Try the New Patient Package for just $80.

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DR LOUIS J. FELDMAN 741 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-4260

On Washington Street near the post office right in the heart of Cape May.

Dr Feldman and his team provide top-notch cosmetic and restorative dentistry. The office is on call for your Dental Emergencies and endorsed by Cape Island Urgent Care.

Call for more details.

Call for an appointment.

DR GOLDSTEIN 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6080

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

Dr Goldstein offers a highly personalized dental experience. He provides all aspects of general dentistry and accepts most insurance plans. Try the take-home Custom Bleaching Trays.

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DR GORNY 937 Columbia Avenue Cape May (609) 898-0800

On Columbia Avenue near the intersection with Madison Avenue.

Dr Gorny will help you with your greatest asset - your eyes! She offers Comprehensive Eye Exams, treatment and a wide stock of unique frames to keep you seeing clearly.

Call for more details.

Call for an appointment.

MILLENIUM ADMINISTRATORS (866) MHG-2489 www.millennium-tpa.com

Available wherever you need them.

Millenium Administrators is an insurance agency that handles Health Insurance for individuals, companies and employers both large and small.

Cash and check only.

Monday-Friday 9-4:30. Agents on call 24/7.

NORTH BEACH HEALTH CLUB 3860 Bayshore Road (609) 886-4842 www.northbeachgym.com

In the North Cape May Shopping Center on Bayshore Road.

They have great equipment, a clean environment and attentive instructors. Try their Boot Camp, an effective, easy-to-follow routine guaranteeing lost pounds in the first week.

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Monday-Friday 7-10, Saturday 7-6, Sunday 8-4.

SEA SPA 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall Cape May (609) 884-6543 www.congresshall.com

In Congress Hall, the big yellow, pillared building at the end of the mall.

Sea Spa is a full-service luxury destination spa. Spending a day there is like taking your own personal mini-vacation. They have a full line of Massages and Facials available.

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SHEAR SUNSATIONS 1400 Texas Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3011

On Texas Avenue near the harbor, just across the street from the C-View.

Owner Marie Conway prides herself on a friendly, skilled staff and fair prices. Everyone likes the Foils and Cuts. Patrons are often asked, “Where did you get that done?”

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The book that was a publishing phenomenon in Cape May last year is back... and even better than before!

THE UPDATED SECOND EDITION OF THE FIRST RESORT IS NOW ON SALE AT THE EXIT ZERO STORE & GALLERY AND OTHER FINE LOCAL STORES... GET YOUR COPY! Also available online at www.exitzero.us

Named by The Philadelphia Inquirer as ONE OF THE BEST COFFEE TABLE BOOKS OF THE YEAR “As complete a look at the ups and downs of the Jersey Shore’s proto-resort as you are likely to see.”

– frank wilson the philadelphia inquirer

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

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YOYO is a good name for this pretty gray girl – one minute she wants to be petted, then she decides she would rather be left alone. Given how beautiful she is, she can get away with it. If you would consider an independant young girl who makes up in beauty what she lacks in manners, stop by and take a look at YoYo. Adoption fee is $70.

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SQUIRRELY and his brother Chipmunk are virtually identical: they’re lively, friendly brown tabbies who are sweet as can be. They romp and climb, chase each other in circles, and generally keep busy.

We’d sure like to see them go home together.

If you can only take one, Squirrely’s adoption fee is $70.

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ARIA may actually make you sing once you’ve seen her. She’s petite, alert, and she’s polydactyl, meaning she has extra toes on each paw! She likes to be petted, but is more interested in jumping off your lap and exploring! If you’re looking for an independent girl, stop by and see Aria!

Adoption fee is $70.

We are now offering a class only punch card.

10 classes for $70 &tax punch card good for 2 months. No membership required.

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Saturday, September 11: Clam Bake At The Cape May VFW

Sharon Santello, Joy Ann Flinn

DJ ED

Ron and Betty

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Smile...

and you’ll make others smile with you!

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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The Movie Column

“Sopranos” star Vincent Pastore is coming to Cape May Festival – preview by Tom Sims, festival director

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E’RE excited to host two great film professionals at this year’s 10th Annual Cape May Film Festival.

The first is veteran actor Vincent Pastore, who portrays a mob guy preoccupied with other-worldly creatures in Alienated. Best known for his work in The Sopranos as a character named Big Pussy, Pastore has also appeared in dozens of films and TV shows, from Goodfellas to Law & Order.

He will receive the first-ever Robert Prosky Character Actor Award, given in honor of Cape May’s favorite character actor, Bob Prosky. It was Prosky who said, “I’m the actor whose name you don’t know but whose face you instantly recognize.” Prosky had a great career in television, film, and stage, many times playing a character role that worked beautifully for the film. He died in late 2008. At last year’s Festival, Academy Award-nominated director Michael Mann gave a moving tribute to Prosky. The Character Actor Award, a rare honor in this industry, was created last year to remember Prosky and recognize an actor contributing

Veteran actor Vincent Pastore will accept an award at the Cape May Film Festival.

to this area of entertainment in a unique and distinguished way.

Also joining us at the Festival is Greg Henry, an independent filmmaker who has been nominated for an Emmy award and has had a short but accomplished career in film and television. Henry began his career with Academy Award-winning documentarian

Charles Guggenheim before moving to New York to work with journalist Bill Moyers, He spent five years with Moyers, including a year as a producer on the weekly series NOW. He has since continued to produce films and series for PBS, The History Channel, Discovery, and major broadcasters.

Henry’s film work includes Water World: Bangladesh’s Environmental Crisis, Afghanistan: Behind the Photo, and the television series, Hard Time. His father, Ed Henry, has long been a supporter of the Cape May Film Festival as a past president as well as an overall philanthropist and owner of Harpoon Henry’s, with wife Teresa. The spirit of doing good must run in the family. One of Greg Henry’s first requests was to have an opportunity to speak with students at the local schools about filmmaking, which we will do at Teitelman.

We have received a great selection of films this year, and we’re selecting only the best ones to screen during the weekend of October 22-24, exclusively at the Chalfonte Hotel. If you’d like to volunteer, don’t hesitate to email capemayfilm@hotmail.com.

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Topdog/Underdog previews tonight and opens tomorrow with a gala after-party at Carneys on Beach Drive where audience members can meet the actors and production team. This Pulitzer Prize and Tony Awardwinning play uses humor to address some very serious issues about power dynamics, race and sibling rivalry. The language is raw and vibrant. The issues are gripping. The characters are dynamite. Playwright SuzanLori Parks won a “Genius Award” from the MacArthur Foundation. There is so much excitement leading up to the opening of this cutting edge play. Two brothers deal with shifting identity and betrayal. Humor is the key element used in making these street characters appealing so that an audience can identify and root for them. Shakespeare used this same device in Henry IV – Parts 1 and 2 so that thieves and cowards in the tavern scenes become lovable clowns though their deeds are contemptible, and Aristotle tells us that in a comedy the people on stage are like us but less than us. Theses issues will be further developed in discussions and analysis of how humor is used in Topdog/Underdog during Cape May Forum next week.

Another edgy look at a serious subject comes to the Robert Shackleton Playhouse when Killadelphia takes the stage this Monday, October 4. In the summer of 2008,

“Killadelphia,” playing one night only, has been hailed, “A must-see epic event” by NYTheatre.com. (Right) Arlette deMonceau Michaelis wrote “Beyond The Ouija Board” about her experience as a teenager in occupied Belgium during WWII. Philadelphia was in the midst of a murder epidemic that put it on par with some third world countries. Sean Christopher Lewis takes an unflinching look at the causes of the crime rate and its effects on the community.

It has been described as “a mixtape of a city” and the New York Press called the piece “explicitly authentic”. It is the perfect companion piece to the gritty Topdog/Underdog and uses humor in much the same way to distance the spectator so they can absorb the true meaning and message of the author. The solo play is at 8pm and tickets are $20.

The following night Cape May Stage will be honoring Arlette deMonceau Michaelis who wrote Beyond The Ouija Board about her experience in World War II as a teenager in occupied Belgium. Dr. Ron Goldstein brought Ms Michaelis to the attention of Cape May Stage.

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Tickets to all of these programs can be reserved at www.capemaystage.com or by calling (609) 884-1341.

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The Cape May Crossword

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SO YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword all deal with the theme of this week’s issue, which is trees. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us.

ACROSS 6. Carbon dating has shown that a spruce living in this Scandinavian country is 9,550 years old.

7. This tree is often associated with beautiful, tropical beaches, and the inside of its hairy fruit is used as a dessert topping.

12. Many of the bristle cone pines growing on the White Mountains in this state are more than 5,000 years old.

13. You might have the fruit of this tree as juice with breakfast, and by the slice with your lunch. It’s full of vitamin C. 14. These trees are adapted to grow in saline conditions, which is why you’ll often see them lining brackish waters in tropical climates.

16. This tree is native to the eastern, coastal Mediterranean regions and its fruit is used to produce oil.

18. The Hughes H-4 Hercules was the largest flying boat ever built, and despite being made almost entirely of birch, it was nicknamed this.

22. This nut is actually the fruit of the oak tree and is a favorite food of squirrels.

23. The Giving Tree is a children’s book about the

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relationship between a boy and a tree and was written by this author.

24. The fruit of this tree is ovular and yellow and is used for its juice as well as its rind in cooking and baking.

9. The largest living single tree by volume, a giant sequoia in Sequoia National Park, is named after this Civil War military man.

DOWN 1. The fruit of this tree is fuzzy, fleshy, and can be especially sweet and juicy.

2. This country holds a 4,000-year-old cypress tree as one of its national monuments. It’s thought to be the oldest living thing in Asia.

3. This fictional character was created by Dr. Suess to “speak for the trees” in a book of the same name.

4. This tree forms large strands of genetically identical stems which have encompassed areas as large as 107 acres.

5. The fruit of this tree is slightly radioactive, more so than other fruit, because it contains so much potassium.

8. This tree is appreciated for both its sweet fruit and its maroon-colored wood.

11. Meaning “to fall off in maturity,” this word refers to the types of trees that lose their leaves in the fall.

10. Nathaniel Chapman, better known by this name, became a legend by planting apple trees throughout Ohio, Indiana and Illionois.

15. The fruit of this tree is usually ripe when greenish-brown and is grown in cool or temperate climates.

17. This is the type of tree that maintains its leaves for the entirety of the year.

19. The seeds of this tree, commonly called beans, are one of the world’s most traded agricultural products.

20. This tree is thought to be native to Armenia and was brought to Europe for its light-orange fruit which is often dried.

21. The long, sweeping branches of this tree hang toward the ground, lending toward the trees characterization as “weeping.”

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36 Great Things To Do In Cool Cape May

Think you’ve seen Cape May? Think again. Consult our list for some fresh ideas.

1. Morey’s Piers The Wildwood Boardwalk is now home to the biggest attraction the Jersey Shore has seen in years. The Ghost Ship, unveiled Memorial Day Weekend, is a one-of-a-kind haunted attraction featuring animatronics, a scary soundtrack and live actors. Wind your way through the maze-like course of a wrecked ship that appears it has crashed right into Morey’s Piers, and do it soon – the Piers close after October 10.

2. Cape May-Lewes Ferry Take a trip over to Lewes, Delaware, a quaint seaside town. Then make sure you explore bustling Rehoboth Beach, the Fenwick Island Lighthouse or Cape Henlopen State Park. You can also take advantage of the tax-free shopping at the outlets. Or just enjoy the quiet and vastness of the bay on the deck of the ferry as you watch for dolphins. For more information or to book a reservation, call 800-64-FERRY or visit capemaylewesferry.com.

3. Whale and Dolphin Watching Dolphins are fairly common in the waters off Cape May, but it’s still a joy to see them. Cape May Whale & Dolphin Watch and Research Center offers you the best chance to see them up close. You might even see a whale. Tours take off at Wilson Avenue. You can see it on your left as you cross the small bridge before the Lobster House on your way out of town. For information, call (609) 898-0055 or visit www.capemaywhalewatch.com.

4. Cape May Family Treasure Hunt*

Explore Cape May and uncover its architectural elements from a kid’s perspective. Packet includes a clue sheet and map that will take you on a self-guided discovery tour. Packets for the family are $5.

5. Antiquing For a different kind of treasure hunt, check out the amazing variety of antique shops that are available in Cape May – just don’t get disheartened when you see your favorite childhood toy selling for $100. Here are some treasure troves (all 609 area code): Antiques Emporia, 405 West Perry Street (898-3332), Bridgetowne Antiques, Broadway and Mechanic (884-8107), Out of The Past Antiques, 394 Myrtle Avenue, corner of Perry (884-3357), Cape May Antique Center, 1228 Route 109 (898-4449).

6. Cape May Lighthouse, Oil House, Museum Shop* The structure, built in 1859, has 199 steps leading to the watch gallery with a panoramic view of the Jersey Cape, Delaware Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. Admission to the Visitors’ Orientation Center and the ground floor of the Lighthouse is free. Tower admission is $7 for adults and $3 for children.

7. Bay Springs Alpaca Farm This one’s hard to believe, but Cape May has an alpaca farm. Near the end of beautiful New England Road, Warren and Barbara Nuessle live what they call the “alpaca lifestyle” – quiet and simple. Visit them between 10am and 4pm on Saturdays and Sundays and see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, or shop at

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And don’t forget to greet the grazing alpaca – they make it all possible. Call (609) 884-0563.

8. World War II Lookout Tower Museum* Fire Control Tower No. 23 on Sunset Boulevard is New Jersey’s last World War II tower, part of the immense Harbor Defense of the Delaware system known as Fort Miles. After the award-winning restoration, visitors can now climb to the sixth floor spotting gallery while reliving homeland defense efforts from World War II. The ground floor of the tower is fully accessible.

Entrance fee is $6 for adults and $2.50 for children.

9. Sixth Annual Cape May Designer Show House* The region’s top designers and suppliers transform the first floor and grounds of the Fairthorne Cottage, on the corner of Ocean and Hughes, into Cape May’s sixth annual Designer Show House. Self-guided tours can be combined with lunch and dinner packages and special events. The house will be open daily from 1pm to 4pm and Sundays to Fridays from 7pm to 9pm.

Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children.

10. Aviation Museum The Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum, a few minutes north of town, has a wonderful collection of planes and helicopters set in a building which,

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Young or old, the awe of flight inspires the same rush you feel when you’re miles above land. The museum is open daily from 9am-5pm. Across the road is another must-see, the Vietnam Memorial Museum, which features a special garden commemorating the 21 fallen soldiers from Cape May County. Call (609) 886-8787 .

11. Emlen Physick Estate Tour* With its new theme for 2010, “On the Town: Dining Out and Entertainment During the 19th Century,” a tour of the Emlen Physick Estate, Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, is sure to be an entertaining experience that will delight adults and childrean alike.

Tours cost $10 for adults and $5 for children.

12. Cape May County Zoo How much would you expect to pay to see 200 species and a total of 550 animals from around the world?

Unless you guessed $0, you’re way off, because the Cape May County Zoo offers free admission to their park and zoo. The zoo features a reptile room, world of birds and an African Savanna on its 80-acre property. Open daily from 10am-4:45pm, the zoo is just off Exit 11 on the Parkway. Donations at the entrance are appreciated. Call (609) 465-5271 for more information.

13. Historic District Walking Tour* Designed for those who like history up-close and in detail, this tour features knowledgeable guides who will lead a stroll down the streets of Cape May’s Historic District. Tours are offered Sundays and Wednes-

Wednesday, September 29, 2010 days at 10am. $10 for adults, $5 for children.

14. Keeper’s on Duty* This informational session is the perfect prelude to a climb of the Cape May Lighthouse. Learn the historic beacon’s story, as told by one of the current keepers at the Education Center in Cape May Point State Park.

All Keeper’s on Duty sessions are free and open to the public, and will be offered Sundays at 11:30am.

15. Sunset Beach Follow Sunset Boulevard until it ends, then watch the sun sink beyond the jutting concrete ship. Grab some food at the Grill, or enjoy the incredible deals in the gift shop. There’s also a long beach strewn with Cape May “diamonds.” You can even play mini-golf!

16. Self-Guided Audio Tour of Cape May* Discover the Historic District of Victorian Cape May at your own pace with Acoustiguide Inform hand-held units. The $10 tour package comes complete with a map of 96 historic buildings on 69 sites. To start off on your tour, stop by the Hill House, at 1048 Washington Street (The Emlen Physick Estate), from 9am-2:30pm.

17. Murder at the Physick Estate* A crime has been committed at the Emlen Physick Estate on Washington Street. Interact with a cast of suspicious characters, look for clues and try to solve the mystery inside the Estate. Afterwards, meet with your evening’s performers over dessert. Crimes are committed Mondays and Wednesdays at 8:30pm.

Admission is $25 for adults and $20 for children.

18. Carriage Ride Forget about the car, bike or your own two feet; let the clip-clop of a horse’s trot guide you through the town in style. Taking a carriage is a historic and romantic way to see the town. Besides, it beats parking. Cape

May Carriage Company is based at Ocean and Washington. Call (609) 884-4466 to set up a ride.

19. Fisherman’s Wharf Tour* Take a guided tour of Fisherman’s Wharf at the Lobster House Restaurant, learn how your seafood gets from the sea to your table, and discover how Cape May has become a major fishing port. Tours are offered Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday at 11am. Admission is $10 adults and $7 children.

20. Local Wineries You might not know this, but southern Jersey is emerging as a serious wine-growing region. Cape May Winery, on Townbank Road, has wine tours from 3-5pm on Saturdays for $20 a person. Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery in Rio Grande have a beautiful wine bar and offer tastings and food pairings. Turdo Vineyards is yet another option. They have 12 varieties of wine, and give tours Friday through Sunday. Call (609) 884-1169 for Cape May Winery or visit www.capemaywinery.com. Call (609) 846-7347 for Hawk Haven or visit www.Hawkhavenvineyard.com. Call (609) 884-5591 for Turdo Vineyards, or visit www.turdovineyards.com.

21. Carriage House Tearoom and Café * The Carriage House features a tea luncheon of sandwiches, salads, soups, breads, pastries and beverages.

There is also an elegant afternoon tea option composed of finger sandwiches, pastries, scones and beverages. The café menu offers heartier fare with a selection of entrée salads, soups, sandwiches and wraps.

Carriage House Tearoom and Café is on the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate, at 1048 Washington Street.

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30 EVENTS Get there with the Cape May–Lewes Ferry.

Take a break from the ordinary—with a whole range of great upcoming events. Some events are right onboard the ferry, others are on the other side of the bay—just a relaxing ferry ride away. So, trade in the everyday— and let the ferry take you away!

Visit www.CMLF.com/events or call 800.64.FERRY.

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36 Great Things To Do ? From Page 108 22. Golf Cape May National Golf Club has “three of the best holes in New Jersey” according to The Jersey Golfer and is nestled in 50 acres of private bird sanctuary. Visit Cape May National at www.cmngc.com or call 609-884-1563.

But, if it’s your wedge that needs some work, Cape May Par 3 will let you play 18 holes for just $14.95. No bag?

No problem. Cape May Par 3 rents clubs for just $1.

Visit them at www.capemaypar3.com or call (609) 889-2600.

23. Nature Trails Next to the lighthouse in the Cape May Point State Park are several trails weaving through ponds, dunes, and marsh. Most of the trails have wooden walkways.

Even on the longest trails, breathtaking scenes in a tranquil setting will make you wish it were longer.

24. Tennis The William J. Moore Tennis Club – named after the first black (as well as the oldest) tennis pro in America – rents rackets, balls, and courts. It’s located next to the Physick Estate and there are always a variety of local characters up for a game. The courts are open daily for just $10 per hour and a half. Call (609) 884-8986.

25. Fishing Cape May is one of the busiest commercial fishing ports in the US. The sport fishing is big business, too... AND lots of fun. South Jersey Marina boasts the Murderer’s Row, a top-notch selection of boats with crews who know these waters better than anyone. Try the experienced team of Stalker Sport Fishing (2319611) or the Miss Chris fleet (884-3939). For all your

bait and tackle needs, stop by Jim’s Bait and Tackle on Route 109 by the harbor (884-3900).

26. Cape May by Moonlight Trolley Ride* Take a romantic ride through the moonlit streets of Cape May and listen to your guide weave tales of Victorian romance. Tours run Saturdays and Sundays at 9pm and Mondays and Wednesdays at 9:15pm. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

27. Combination Trolley/Physick Estate Tours* Hop aboard this guided tour of Cape May’s Historic District, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street. Tours are offered daily, times vary. $18 for adults, $9 for children.

28. Ghosts of Cape May Trolley Tour* A 45-minute evening ride through the streets of Cape May with a guide who relates the paranormal findings of Ghost Writer Craig McManus. Tours are offered daily, times vary. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

29. Ghosts of the Lighthouse Trolley Tour* Travel the ghostly path that leads to the lighthouse, and listen along the way to the ghost tales unearthed by psychic medium Craig McManus. Climb to the top or stay below. Tours run Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:15pm and 8:45pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children.

30. Graveyards of the Deep Trolley Tour* The Cape’s maritime history is full of shipwrecks, legends, and lore. Hear it all on a 45-minute guided tour.

Fridays at 9pm, Sundays at 8pm, and Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:30pm. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

31. Historic District Trolley Tours* Get acquainted with Cape May on a trolley tour as knowledgeable guides present entertaining stories.

Daily, times vary. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

32. Historic Haunts Combo Tour* Take this trolley tour of Cape May’s Victorian residences, reputed to host more than just the living. Then it’s a guided tour of the Physick Estate with a discussion of Victorian spiritualism. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7:15pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children.

33. Mansions by the Sea Trolley Tour* Featuring a century of beachfront development, from Victorian cottages to the most up-to-date homes. It includes some of the most magnificent structures in Cape May. Tours run Mondays through Saturdays from June 18 at 10:45am. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

34. Tales Around Town Trolley Ride* The whole family will be entertained with this interactive performance featuring delightful tales from Cape May’s history. Offered during the afternoons on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays and in the evenings on Saturdays. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

35. Welcome to Cape May Trolley Tour* Discover points of interest, activities and special events sponsored by non-profit groups – it’s a perfect introduction to town. Offered daily, times vary. Tickets are $10 for adults and $7 for children.

36. World War II Trolley Tour* A two-hour tour of the coastal fortifications at Cape May Point, such as Battery 223 and Fire Control Tower No. 23, the Cape May Canal and the Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum. Offered Wednesdays at 12:30pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children. *For more information, call the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities at (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. Trolley tickets can be purchased at the Information Booth on the Washington Street Mall, and tours depart across the street.

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The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

H, I HATE it. I hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it... And in case you miss the import of this disclosure, let me spell it out for you: I HATE IT. Hate sitting here at this #$%^& computer while every other Tom, Dick and birder is out there in a morning that is just saturated with birds.

A cold front cleared last night.

Winds were light and northwest. Skies were cleared. An avalanche of warblers, thrushes and other feathered what-nots took this opportunity to migrate south, jam up along the Cape May peninsula, and fall out south of the Cape May Canal.

There they vied for perch space. Made trees and bushes animate. Stopped traffic. Scrambled weather radar. Turned day into night. Signaled the apocalypse. It was a migratory fallout of near-biblical proportions.

And I am sitting here at this computer.

Because I have promises to keep. Duties to perform. The burden of leadership. The weight of the world upon me. Not to men-

tion a stupid deadline for a stupid column for which I garner not even a dollop of pleasure or gratification – except for Exit Zero, of course – much less a single, stinking fan letter, which I would gladly read and answer!

I know I’m ranting.

But once there was a time when I was happy, free, unfettered of this ambition,

this killing task. Not a slave to fashion, or dignity, or image.

I went birding whenever I wanted.

Grabbed my binoculars and went out the door. Free as a freaking bird.

I reveled in fallouts. Wrapped my mind around avian deluges so monumental that any effort at disclosure even approximating reality would brand me a liar. Fallouts with warblers so thick you could not bring a binocular to bear on a single bird. Fallouts so thick that driving down Sunset Boulevard, you didn’t just hit birds crossing the road, they were pinging off the sides of your car.

Fallouts so bird-riddled that people in the field had to be careful where they stepped, open windows meant birds in the house, and feral cats didn’t need to stalk – they just opened their mouths and ovenbirds queued up.

But now....

Alas, and curse my rotten, mismatched luck.

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Sol Needles Real Estate

1506 NEW JERSEY AVE UNIT 1, CAPE MAY SPACIOUS, GRAND, and ELEGANT describe this 5 brm., 4 bath beach block condominium offering ocean views. This unit was constructed with the highest quality standards, utilizing superior materials and workmanship to provide upscale living. This is the perfect home for the couple who expects the best in life. Listed by Brian & Gregory Giancola for $1,495,000

340 CONGRESS STREET CAPE MAY This is a rare find, prime building lot in the heart of Cape May. Just 3 blocks to the beach and the Washington St. Mall.

Water and Sewer hookups are required. Lot is undersized and requires variance relief; seller will assist financially in obtaining this variance.

Listed by William Bezaire for $549,000.

512 Washington Mall, Cape May (609) 884 - 8428 • 800 - 441- 8428 w w w.coldwellbankercapemay.com

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5 N. 7TH STREET, DEL HAVEN 3 BR/2 BA rancher. $275,000

Bird Droppings ? From Page 111 Here I sit in a stupid office.

Getting reports from the field, noting text messages about who’s seeing what and what I’m missing.

Wood Stork over Cape May Point... Wood Stork now reported over Cape Henlopen...

Getting salt-in-the-wound queries from colleagues and ex-friends.

“Hey. What are you doing here? Don’t you know that there’s a whopping fallout in Cape May?” Oh drat, drat, drat, drat, drat, drat, drat.

Curses, curses, curses, curse, curses, curses. <&>!~!!@@%*)%#%#!!!

What God did I offend?

How do I get back in the good graces of the universe? Why did I get dressed in the dark?

I mean if I’d only turned the light on, I would have seen that the socks were mismatched. One tan, one blue. I mean, how could a person with even a shred of dignity be seen in public like this.

Makes you want to hide in your office and write at the computer (and wish it was warm enough to go sockless).

Don’t let anything get in your way of experiencing a fallout of birds (and Monarch butterf lies) like we’ve been experiencing in Cape May. Work will always be there, but birds move and often quickly!

If you want to know what’s happening in the natural world, contact the Cape May Bird Observatory (CMBO) – THE place for anything to do with nature.

Located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking lovely Lake Lily in Cape May Point, the center is open 9:30am-4:30pm daily. Ask any of our staff – they are always glad to help with anything you need. Check out the newest books (including Pete Dunne’s Bayshore Summer and Kevin Karlson’s beautiful Birds of Cape May), bird feeders, and some great new and fun merchandise – including our exclusive CMBO logo jewelry, clothing, totes, and more. Take a look at the sightings log to check what’s being seen, pick up a bargain from the vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise, or just browse.

And if you aren’t fortunate enough to be in the area, visit us online www.BirdCapeMay. org – where birding Cape May is only a click away!

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Author of several books about nature (available at the CMBO) he has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times.

Open House Oct. 3 • 12am-2pm 1415 HARBOR LANE, UNIT 104, CAPE MAY 2 BR/2BA with boat slip. $499,900 Open House Oct. 2 • 11am-2pm 324 CARPENTERS LANE SUITE 2C CAPE MAY NJ 08204 TODD H. DE SATNICK, BROKER OF RECORD

It’s a tough life for the office-bound bird-watcher.

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17 STRAWBERRY LANE, COLD SPRING NEWLY PRICED

You don’t want to miss this wonderful 4 bedroom, 2 bath home located in the beautifully well kept subdivision of Mickels Run. The living room features high ceilings and opens to a spacious eat-in kitchen with pantry. This home sits on a large lot and includes a deck along the rear of the house, and a lovely front porch. Also included are 2 sheds and attic storage. Make your appointment today! $245,000

Contemporary 2 story home located on a magnificent 1 acre lot in Taylor Farms.

Minutes from Cape May beaches, schools, shopping, and dining. The first floor boasts a large living room, formal dining room, eatin kitchen with breakfast nook, and new counter tops. A cathedral entry leads to the second floor where you will find a master suite with walk-in closet, 2 additional bedrooms, full bath and laundry room. An attached 2 car garage and additional storage shed in the back yard make this home a complete package. $459,900

687 SOCKS LANE, COLD SPRING

1051 ILLINOIS AVENUE, CAPE MAY

Come and take a look at this artisan cottage nestled south of the canal and being sold under assessed value. This home includes 2 bedrooms and 1.5 baths, a large open living room and a big eat-in kitchen with breakfast nook.

A gas fireplace, wood floors, and a loft over the living room make this funky little place a great getaway cottage. $299,999

You don’t want to miss this great home in a wonderful neighborhood! This well maintained 3 bedroom, 2 bath single located in Village Green has the best of both worlds.

Close to the beach, town, restaurants, and entertainment, yet no crowds, traffic, or parking problems. This home also offers a large Florida room for added living space and an attached one car garage. $599,000

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NECE’S

Pretty Cape May house for rent winter/ 6 months/ or year $1650 per month plus utilties

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SEEING IS BELIEVING 1151 Illinois Avenue, Cape May An addition and renovations complete this 3 bedrooms, 2 baths Village Green Twin. Large great room with French doors to rear deck, separate laundry room, and new kitchen. Customized built-ins in the 3rd BR and great room area offer book, game, and storage space. Paver drive leads to 1.5 car garage. $415,000.

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Saturday, September 11: Clam Bake At The Cape May VFW

501 Lafayette Street, Cape May, NJ 08204 Toll Free: 877-884-8907 Local: 609-884-1007 Fax: 609-884-4407 Gail Wilsey Morrison, Broker of Record

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

831 STOCKTON AVENUE, CAPE MAY

Skip, Bruce, Fred, Billy, Howie

Fabulous 3 BR, 3 BA furnished Victorian townhouse features all new interior & offers gorgeous ocean views. One of 4 units in this wellmanaged condo association, all with private entrances & generous storage, this 3-level home offers hardwood floors, corian counters, ceramic tile, 3 gas fireplaces, master suite, private wrap-around porch & assigned parking. Excellent rental history makes it a great investment or keep for your own summer home at the shore. $795,000

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What a cutie! Remodeled 2 bedroom, 1 bath rancher with large addition with cathedral ceilings in the rear of home. In great condition with Central air, gas forced air heat and a large deck. $210,000

This Cape May Beach Cutie is a 1.5 block walk to the beach and beautiful sunset views. Floor plan includes a front deck, living room, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a large eat in kitchen. A huge family room with great natural light tops off this gem.

The large wooded lot makes a natural bird habitat and the rear shed can store your beach toys and kayaks. $189,000

1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, NJ 08204 Next to the Cape May Wawa

www.CoastlineRealty.com Janet McMahon, Jim Pizzi

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Artfully uniting extraordinary properties with extraordinary lives.

Washington Commons, 315 Ocean Street Suite 2B, Cape May • (609) 884-3050 realcm@verizon.net • Lee Marcotte Broker of Record

218 ALEXANDER AVENUE CAPE MAY POINT •Views Views Views!

•Steps to pristine beaches •3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $1,250,000

1318 New Jersey Ave., Cape May Expansive Living Area 10 bedrooms, 10 full bathrooms, two half baths $2,495,000.

402 ROUTE 47; GREEN CREEK •Three story farm house •Garage AND Guest house •3 bedrooms •2.5 bath Priced To Sell $165,900

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1361-D OHIO AVENUE CAPE MAY $275,000

1152 WASHINGTON ST. CAPE MAY $379,900

927 Beach Ave., Cape May Beachfront Condos In “The Sea Mist” Starting from $790,000.

411 Sunset Blvd., West Cape May 913 Farmdale Dr., West Cape May Spacious Ranch Style Home Views of Ocean and Lighthouse 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths 4 bedrooms, 3 baths $697,700. $859,000.

1 Hamann Ave., Cape May Court House 209 North St., Cape May Contemporary Home with Open Layout Two blocks to Beach and Mall

3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $339,000.

3 bedrooms, 2 baths $889,000.

Price Reduced!

Priced to sell! Listed lower than any other Village Greene Quad on the market. Approx ages: Roof - 1 year; Central A/C - 2 years; Washer/ Dryer - 1 year; Dishwasher - 2 years.

Just needs a coat of fresh paint and some furniture! Currently vacant and easy to show.

Classic 1864 Victorian twin with 3BR, 1B. Living room & formal dining room with 9’ ceilings, large modern eat-in kitchen, Covered front porch, rear deck, offstreet parking. 2 zone natural gas heat, 3 window air conditioners. 4 ceiling fans. Furnished. All appliances. Outside H&C shower. New Price!

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119 Stockton Pl., Cape May Close to Beach and Mall 6 bedrooms, 3.5 baths $1,195,000.

907 Stockton Ave., Cape May One block to the beach 7 bedrooms, 3.5 baths $1,980,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty Join Us: www.chrisclemanssir.com Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington St. Cape May, NJ 08204 Email: capemay@chrisclemanssir.com 609-884-3332 Toll-free 800-828-9751

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Homes Of The Week

Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

902 OCEAN AVENUE UNIT #706 LOWER TOWNSHIP

409 BAYWYN ROAD CAPE MAY BEACH

201 HIRST, RIO GRANDE

739 SUNSET BLVD. WEST CAPE MAY

1205 BEACH AVENUE UNIT 9, CAPE MAY

Located in the Canyon Club Resort Marina, this 3 bedroom, 2 bath tri-level unit offers the luxuries that you deserve; Living area with gas fireplace, custom cherry cabinets, stainless steel appliances, ceramic tiled floors. The second floor host 2 guest rooms and bath. The top level is where you will find the master suite with a private deck. With modern state of the art marina facilities the Canyon Club Resort is the waterfront destination in South Jersey. $599,000.

To be constructed! This two story home can be built to suit or choose from the builders set of plans. The subject two story home offers a great room and powder room on the first floor, three bedrooms, two full baths and a laundry closet on the second floor. You will appreciate the custom details: oversized windows, functional and open floor plan, rounded corners and wide trim. Enjoy the front porch and close proximity to the beach. $289,900

Formerly a bank building, this commercial space would be perfect as a doctor’s office, real estate office, etc. Property includes two apartment units for added income.

Many possibilities. Asking $490,000

This spectacular beachfront Cape Plaza townhouse features 4 bedroom, 3 baths and awesome views! New furnishings, new carpeting, freshly painted! Extensive exterior renovations have recently been completed including new roof, siding, decks, railings and garage door.

Offered for the new price of $797,500.

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co. 1382 Lafayette St., Cape May Joseph Gilmartin Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 capemayvacations.com

Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

Spectacular 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath year-round or summer beach house perfectly located between Cape May & Cape May Point on beautiful Sunset Boulevard. This spacious home is meticulously & lovingly cared for; you will be amazed by the immaculate detail throughout! Featuring a formal living room, den with fireplace, kitchen with maple cabinets, dining room with fireplace, 1st floor master suite, Williamsburg crown molding, hardwood flooring, restoration FP mantel, custom blinds, screened porch & 2-car garage.

Exceptional home, exceptional value! $699,000.

Barry Bruno Chris Clemans SIR 1159 Washington Street (609) 602-2444 bruno@ chrisclemanssir.com

Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette St., Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

114 LEAMING AVE. CAPE MAY

17 SUMMER CIRCLE NORTH CAPE MAY

21 SCHELLINGER AVENUE, VILLAS

1237 WASHINGTON ST CAPE MAY

Very well maintained home in nice area!

Take a look at this 2 bedroom, 1 bath, eatin kitchen with updated appliances.

Laundry room, sunroom and a “1 car plus” garage for storage and a built-in cedar closet for those seasonal clothes! $212,500

Pride of ownership is evident in this WELL maintained Brentwood model rancher. This spacious home offers 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths, a living room with gas fireplace, lovely kitchen with breakfast bar, dining room, bright and cheerful Florida room, separate laundry room, and a finished two car garage. The lovely wooded lot offers plenty of privacy from the surrounding homes, is nicely landscaped, and includes a sprinkler system. $377,900

Priced to sell, newly renovated single family ranch home 6 houses from the bay. This 3 bedroom 1 fully upgraded bath includes a large sunroom and detached 1.5 car garage with work shop. Spacious Living room includes hardwood floors. Large fenced yard with storage shed in great neighborhood. Call for details and a personal showing.

Extremely well cared for home with new kitchen and bathrooms, paver driveway and plank flooring. There are marble top counters in the kitchen and newer appliances.

This is a Bank Short Sale. All offers are to be accompanied with a pre-approval from buyers Mortgage Company.

Listed by James McBride for $399,000

Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-7001 www.tolz.com

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com

By the Sea Realty 315 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-3050 capemaybythesea.com

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall (609) 884-8428 www.coldwellbanker capemay.com

11 BEACH AVENUE “SANDPIPER BEACH CLUB” CAPE MAY. UNITS 113, 114, 106.

Own your own beachfront investment while having the luxury to rent as much as you like without doing any of the work. This complex offers a swimming pool, his/her spas areas, fitness room and lounge for entertaining family and friends. $494,000$619,500

OPEN HOUSE Saturday October 2nd 11am-2pm.

DeSatnick Real Estate 324 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-1300 desatnickrealestate.com

902 OCEAN DRIVE UNIT #245 LOWER TOWNSHIP “CANYON CLUB” You’ll enjoy panoramic marina & harbor views from this penthouse unit featuring 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, living room with fireplace, upgraded kitchen with custom cabinets & counter tops.

Also included large deck, gas heat, central air, elevator, 2-car garage + additional parking, fire sprinkler system, and so much more. $1,400,000.

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 jerseycaperealty.com

Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com

202 BAYVIEW ROAD RIO GRANDE Brand new in 2005 and barely lived in! A short drive to the beach and shopping. Master bedroom suite, large sunroom for additional living space, inground irrigation, and a large private yard make this a rare find. Gutter helmets installed for easy maintainence. Perfect for year round living or summer getaway.3 bedrooms, 2 baths. $249,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332 chrisclemanssir.com

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Apex

Realty, Inc.

Rentals Of The Week

Adorable homes in America’s Original Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment!

2505 Bayshore Rd. Villas, NJ 08251 • Broker Daniel J. Senico

134 WEST JACKSONVILLE AVE. VILLAS • $125,000

Villas 3 bedrooms, 1 and 1/2 baths.

This house has a large kitchen, living room, den, laundry facilities and a garage. $1,150 per month + utilties.

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

Buildable, corner lot with water views!

Theresa Senico

ABR, CRS, GRI, SRES 609-408-4655 theresasenico.com 1340 A WISCONSIN, CAPE MAY

Contact Barry Bruno Main (609) 884.3332 • Cell: (609) 602.2444 Email: bbruno@chrisclemanssir.com 1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ 08204

306 Lincoln Ave, Cape May Point -2 BR, 1 bath, central air, BBQ grill, deck, patio, parking for 2 vehicles, sleeps 6. $775-$1775/week Coldwell Banker Sol Needles Real Estate, (609) 884-8428 • coldwellbankercapemay.com

15 Broadway, Unit 27. Cape May 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom. Winter Rental $1,000 Month + Utilities

919 Stockton Avenue, Cape May - Single Family sleeps 24. Nine bedrooms, Three and a half baths. $3000-$5500 per week.

403 Reading Avenue, Cape May 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, Winter Rental $1,100 Month + Utilities

1232 Washington Street, Cape May - Single Family sleeps 8. 4 BR, two baths. $850-$1675 per week.

Coastline Realty, 1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, (609) 884-5005 • coastlinerealty.com 106 Baltimore Avenue, Cape May Block to beach! 3 BR, 2.5 BA, sleeps 8.

Off-season $350-$500/night, $2800/week.

1604 Maryland Avenue, Cape May Sleeps 15, 3 Blocks from beach.

5 BR, 4 BA. $2700/week off-season.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, 1159 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-3332 • www.chrisclemansSIR.com Fall may be here, but there are still plenty of rental homes for rent in our inventory. Full weeks or weekend... Call for more information about the homes we have available.

Wilsey Realty, 501 Lafayette St., Cape May, (609) 884-1007, www.wilseyrealty.com

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co., 1382 Lafayette St., Cape May. Joseph Gilmartin, Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 www.capemayvacations.com.

1607 Beach Ave, Cape May - 8 BR, 6 Full Baths, 3 Half Bath. Beautiful beachfront home perfect for reunions or weddings. Available Year-Round.

523 Lafayette, Cape May – 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, located steps from the Washington Street Mall, off season rentals available.

1219 Lafayette St, Cape May Large home great for large groups. 6 BR, 3.5 Bath. Only $1300/week off season!

202 Ocean Ave, Cape May Point, Unit 1 1 bedroom, 1 bath, off season rentals available.

Tolz Realtors, 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May, (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com

A true gem, this 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath quad with second story bonus room is in pristine condition. The owners have lovingly cared for the home and have recently updated the hot water heater, heat pump, windows, have installed a new outside shower. The landscaping is second to none. Come take a look. Asking $339,000.

701 Columbia Ave, Cape May - 8 BR, 4.5 BA, a/c, BBQ Grill, parking for 5 cars, sleeps 16. Call for off-season daily rates. $4000-$5500/week

Barry Bruno, Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, (609) 602.2444 bbruno@chrisclemanssir.com

805 Pittsburgh Avenue, Cape May 2 bedroom, 1 bath, Pool

1295 Lafayette Street, Unit F, Cape May 3BR/3BA, sleeps six. Water view. Yearly $1,650/Month… Weekly $850-$1,700

205 Princeton Avenue, Cape May Point Spacious Gracious, Pet Friendly

26 Gurney Street, Cape May - 6 BR/4 BA, sleeps 13, beach block! Weekly $1,800-$5,100

By the Sea Realty, 315 Ocean Street, Suite 2B, Cape May 609-884-3050 • capemaybythesea.com

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May 609.884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

204 Philadelphia Ave., Cape May - 2 BR, 2.5 BA, w/d, dw, CAC, park 3 cars, sleeps 8. Low $1100/High $2050

1365 Washington Street, Cape May 3 bedroom, 1 bath, year round rental. $1400/ month plus utilities. Available mid October.

1012 Maryland Ave., Cape May - pletely renovated, pool, 6 BR, 5 BA, 3 half-BA, w/d, dw, CAC,

61 Mimosa, Rio Grande - 4 bedroom, 2.5 baths, year round rental. $1600/month plus utilities. Available mid October.

Jersey Cape Realty, 739 Washington St., Cape May, (609) 884-5800 • jerseycaperealty.com

Homestead Real Estate, 846 Broadway, W. Cape May, (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com

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A Little Bit About Exit Zer Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical!

Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Manager of Assorted Necessities: Dan Mathers, dan@exitzero.us (610) 984-2874 Assistant Editor Jon Roth Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Danielle O’Neal, Jeannie O’Neill Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Richard Hemenway, Amy Wingate, Vivian Montgomery, Marianne McCoy Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Meghan Kunz (local lore), Molly Stone (food) Labeler: Mary Smith Every Wednesday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your mailbox in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 great B&W issues, and four in glorious color! Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe.

DOWNTOWN CAPE MAY Swain’s, Mariah’s, Bath Time, Guardian, Bamboo Shack, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Nest, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Oma’s Doll Shop, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Trade Winds, Primrose, Center For Community Arts.

WASHINGTON STREET MALL The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Cafe Tuscany, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Atlantic Books, Carli’s, Kaleidoscope,

Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents.

WASHINGTON STREET Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers.

BEACHFRONT Sean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette.

COLUMBIA AVENUE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star.

GURNEY/OCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Whiskers, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel.

EAST CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Model Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin.

WEST CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Homestead Real Estate.

SUNSET BOULEVARD Vanthia’s, Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop.

ROUTE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center.

NORTH CAPE MAY Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May– Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary.

OFF THE ISLAND The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards.

VILLAS Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It, Bella Mangiata.

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