Volume 19, Issue 43 - November 29, 2012

A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Thursday, November 29, 2012 ¯ Vol. 10, No. 43 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

It’s Going To Be A Parade Fit For Royalty

The 2012 Queen, Eva Collins, and her court of princesses (pictured here with West Cape May Mayor Pam Kaithern, volunteer Dot Burton, and Parade Lady Charlotte Daily), are ready for the West Cape May Christmas Parade, which kicks off at 5pm this Saturday. Tina Giaimo/Pennywise

THIS WEEK

Hoots Mon...

It’s The Scottish Issue!

Cape May Cares Benefit At Cabanas

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Animal Outreach Jazz Buffet

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Christmas Parade Fundraiser

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Inside This Issue «The Coffee Break Page................. Page 7

«What’s Your Story?...................... Page 64

«The Activity Guide...................... Page 11

«The Movie Column...................... Page 71

«Talk of the Town.......................... Page 13

«Cape May Activity Guide............ Page 72

«Spouty-Offy..................................Page 21 «Student Of The Week................... Page 26 «The Undertow............................. Page 43

«Activity of the Week......................Page 85 «Adopt an Animal.........................Page 89

«The Old Fogey ...............................Page 59

«Bird Droppings............................Page 95

«Bouquet Ambush.........................Page 63

«Homes of the Week......................Page 109

«The Answer Lady........................ Page 69

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Subscriber Of The Week

Each week, we will feature a lucky subscriber (and Exit Zero T-shirt winner!) in this spot. This week’s subscriber: Michelle Adelsperger of Greensburg, PA. How long have you been coming to Cape May? Since 2007. I used to come as a kid, but just recently started coming back.

Who are you normally with? My husband and my kitties.

Favorite thing about Cape May? The restaurants and the food they serve.

Least favorite thing? There really isn’t anywhere to park.

Favorite restaurants? There are too many to mention! The Red Store — everything from there was a “Wow”. The Fish Market, Henry’s, and the Island Grill are a few more of my favorites.

Favorite place to stay? The Beachcomber Campground. They let us bring our animals.

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Quotes Of The Week

“ No one in Scotland can escape from the past. It is everywhere, haunting like a ghost.” — Geddes MacGregor “Nae man can tether time or tide.” — Robert Burns “Hobbits are a lot like Scots. It’s all about nature and enjoying their land.” — Billy Boyd

Random Factoid

YOU may have been asking yourself why Exit Zero is “Scottish” themed this week, so here’s the answer: St Andrew’s Day! It is a day of feast in which the Scots pay homage to Saint Andrew, patron saint of Scotland. Celebrated on November 30, it is an official bank holiday and flag day in Scotland.

Cocktail Recipe Of The Week... The Rob Roy SINCE we’re celebrating St Andrews Day, we might as well do it in Scottish fashion: with a drink in hand! The Rob Roy is named after Robert Roy MacGregor, the 18th century Scottish Robin Hood.

This drink is a classic choice; it’s sometimes referred to as a Scotch Manhattan, and it’s over 100 years old. Even though St Andrew is around 500 years older than the Rob Roy; it is still acceptable to drink it in memory of him.

Ingredients: 1/2 oz scotch 1/4 oz sweet vermouth Angostura bitters to taste 1 maraschino cherry (garnish) Pour the ingredients into a mixing glass with ice. Stir well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with the maraschino cherry.

This drink can also be served on ice in an old fashioned glass and built right in the glass.

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Goings-On Around Town

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Upcoming can’t-miss events around town... mark your calendars

HE Center for Community Arts presents its annual Great Cookie Exchange this Monday December 3 from 6:00-8:00pm at Cape May Elementary School.

Kids (young and old) are welcome to make cookies, decorate cookie baskets and hats, make holiday cards and ornaments. Every year, the cafeteria turns into Santa’s bakeshop where folks decorate and eat holiday cookies to their heart’s content. AThis Cape May holiday ritual also brings together artists, bakers, crafts people and volunteers.

No time to bake cookies? Order cookie dough from the Cape May Bakery — chef Michael will make dough and deliver it to the event for $2 per lb. Call 609-884-7525 to order. This offer is valid for the Great Cookie Exchange only. For more information on other CCA events visit www.centerforcommunityarts.org.

THE Cape May County Historical and Genealogical Society’s Annual Dinner Meeting will be held at the Lobster House today, November 29 at 6pm. Hors d’oeuvres and a cash bar will be followed

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by dinner. Afterwards, the election of the 2013 Trustees and the awarding of the 2012 Heritage Awards will be held.

THE annual Tree Lighting Ceremony at the Victorian Bandstand in Rotary Park is kicking off Cape May City’s Christmas season this Friday, November 30 at 6:30pm. A spirited holiday program will include caroling, a reading of “The Night Before Christmas”, a performance by the Cape Harmonaires Barbershop Singers, and a special visit from Santa Claus.

GET in the holiday spirit at the Episcopal Church of the Advent’s Christmas Bazaar and Luncheon on December 1 from 9am-2pm. The event will be held inside the event, with no outside vendors, and everything for sale was either made or donated by members of the church.

GIVE yourself a break and make your Christmas shopping a bit easier this year by attending Cape May’s 26th annual Crafts at Christmas show. On Saturday, December 1 from 9am-4pm, you can browse through a selection of homemade items.

Shop for your friends, family, or even your-

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For additional information, contact the City of Cape May at (609) 884-9565.

THE Chamber of Commerce of Greater Cape May in partnership with the Cape May County Chamber of Commerce, the City of Cape May and Constant Contact presents Restore the Shore: Getting New Jersey Small Business Back to Work, on Monday, December 3 at Convention Hall.

Due to Superstorm Sandy, it will not be business as usual in New Jersey for a while, and our hearts ache for our neighbors up north. With that in mind, the Chamber of Commerce is hosting this full-day event to be open to everyone from the Jersey Shore community and the entire state. For more information, call (609) 884-5508 ext. 102.

ANIMAL lovers and tea lovers alike can appreciate this next event. To benefit Animal Outreach, there will be a garden tea held every Saturday during the winter and spring from 1-3pm at the Highland House. For more information on this continuous event, check out our Talk of the Town section.

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Talk Of The Town

Ramblings, idle gossip, and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

Floodgate: The Latest IT IS undoubtedly the issue that the folks in City Hall wish would go away, but the debacle we are calling Floodgate is NOT going to go away any time soon. Not until the taxpayers of this city get some answers. We are referring to the fact that Convention Hall, the city’s $10.5 million jewel, has been without flood insurance since the mad rush to open it, on Memorial Day weekend. We say “mad rush” since in all of the haste, the city didn’t get around to protecting the building from the Atlantic Ocean, or securing a Certificate of Occupancy — since the opening, it has been operating on temporary certificates, because the work has not been satisfactorily completed. Can you imagine the city allowing any privately run building to get away with that?

At the most recent council meeting (see page 25 for full coverage), the city voted to approve a flood insurance policy, which will cost more than $81,000 a year. That’s one humungous premium, though we guess that’s what you get when you wait until AFTER one of the worst storms to ever hit the east coast to ask those altruistic insurance companies to help you out with a policy.

We believe the truth behind this story will emerge once the public finally gets to see the elevation certificate for the building, a document which the city is refusing to release.

That certificate, many people believe, shows that the pilings that support Convention Hall were not built high enough, which is the reason why the city tried, and failed, to secure FEMA-approved insurance starting from July, and part of the reason why they are paying such a high premium now.

At last week’s meeting, the city also laid

out its plans to introduce resolutions that will increase the price of daily beach tags from $5 to $6 and seasonal tags from $25 to $28; and raise parking fines from $32 to $35.

Is it a coincidence that these increases are being discussed at the same time as the city is figuring out how to pay for an insurance mess entirely of its own making? We are guessing not. City Manager Bruce MacLeod made the point that the city’s beach tags would still be around the same price as they are in neighboring towns. But, still, stiffing the tourists (as well as the locals who frequent the beach) seems a shame.

For more on Floodgate, watch this space.

PS: Mayor Ed Mahaney officially won his bid for re-election in Cape May, it was confirmed last week.

Pet Project

SINCE its incorporation in 1998, Animal Outreach of Cape May County has helped 2,500 animals find forever homes. On November 17, its new adoption center opened on Park Boulevard, and it’s not what you’d expect.

There are no concrete floors here; no Sarah McLaughlin music playing in the background (we’ve all seen those heart-wrenching commercials). Quite the opposite — it’s actually a “cheerful” spot, according to local realtor and Animal Outreach President Ellen Shaw. “It’s the cutest damn place,” she told us last Sunday at the organization’s fifth annual fund-raising jazz brunch at the Merion Inn. The center used to be Dr Ronald Goldstein’s dental office, Ellen explained, and the old treatment rooms make for “perfect” cat rooms… rooms where cages are left open so that animals are free to socialize or rest on their plush beds. Dogs can’t be housed in the

building (it’s a stipulation of the lease), so the Clermont Country Kennels help with boarding, as do Animal Outreach’s foster homes.

During the day, volunteers help transport the pups back to the center in order to meet their potential forever owners, or around the community to various events.

It’s this presence in town that distinguishes Animal Outreach from similar organizations, according to Managing Director Tom Sims. “We might be at a hardware store or a farmers market in order to promote adoption,” he said. “In addition to providing charity care to owners struggling to keep their pets in the home, we conduct outreach.”

And they’re able to do so because of the donations of kind-hearted souls, like those in attendance last Sunday. Tickets for the brunch (which was southern-themed and included everything from collard greens to cheesy grits and baked ham) were $35, and when we checked — still an hour before the end of the event — more than 100 had been sold. Bartenders Chris Laudeman, Animal Control Officer John Queenan, and Bob Moffatt (veterinarian at Cape May Vet Hospital, and the beloved EZ doggie doctor) offered to donate their tips. (All the proceeds from the cash bar go to the cause, too.) And a silent auction taking place both in the restaurant and online enticed even more money with such prizes as tickets to Cape May Stage and East Lynne theaters, an adorable dog painting by Philadelphia-based artist Colleen Randolph, and a two-night stay in Ellen Shaw’s pet-friendly (of course) house on Tabernacle Road.

We would be seriously remiss if we didn’t mention that the event also featured a tribute

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Thursday, November 29, 2012 run from 1 to 3pm. And don’t forget to stop by the center when you get a chance (they’re open Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 12-3pm, and “Whisker Wednesdays” from 5-7pm).

Even if it’s just for a quick cuddle.

Run, Ed, Run!

Paula Johns and Dean Schneider perform at the Merion Inn fundraiser on Sunday

Talk Of The Town ? From Page 13 to the late jazz legend (locally AND globally) George Mesterhazy. Musicians Dean Schneider and Paula Johns volunteered to play because they want to “keep the music alive,” according to George’s partner and Merion Inn owner Vicki Watson. She was gracious enough to talk to us a little bit about George, even though she has an understandably hard time doing so without getting choked up. “I haven’t worn eye-liner since April,” she told us, adding that George was an incredible animal advocate. “We got three cats, all of them rescues, and two dogs, one of which was run over and left for dead,” she said. “One of our cats we named after Bob Moffatt because he saved its life; its mother had been dragging it under a shed to get it to shelter, and it had a terrible infection. The Animal Outreach people do such a wonderful job finding homes for such animals. George and I realized we could raise 10 or 20-fold what we could donate by hosting this brunch.”

But the organization needs more help.

Every Animal Outreach board member we spoke with mentioned the important role volunteers play, both in transporting animals and working at the center. “There are three shifts in which people can participate,” Ellen told us.

“The morning is a cleaning shift, the afternoon is a cuddling/playing shift, and the evening is the tuck-in shift, which involves checking on food and water and turning the lights out… except the nightlights.” (Reporter’s note… awww!)

Of course, you could always help by adopting a pet, too, because as cute and cheerful as the adoption center is, for these animals, being there will always pale in comparison to being in a forever home. (A special shout-out to Sue Lotozo of Flying Fish who became the center’s first doggie adopter by taking home an adorable old girl called Luna.)

And finally, another special shout-out is due to David Ripoli (and his dog Patch) of The Highland House Inn, which has been petfriendly (dogs, cats, birds and ferrets have all checked in) since David purchased it 19 years ago. Now, David is launching “Pawteas” as a way to raise money for Animal Outreach. In the winter months, beginning December 8, he’ll serve warm beverages and treats baked by his 91-year-old mother Terry, who lives almost full-time at Highland House and has “just about the biggest heart out there.” Pets are welcome — encouraged — to attend, too... no surprise there. “We’re a laid-back place where we truly want everyone to feel at home,” David told us. “Wherever I am, my dogs are always with me and that is always home to me. We want the same for our guests.” The teas will

IT IS one of life’s greatest ironies that out of tragedy, comes beauty. In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, we’ve watched communities unite, coming together for the benefit of neighbors and strangers. In this paper, we’ve written about some of the fundraising and awareness-raising campaigns in our neck of the woods that have left us feeling especially proud of our little island. But of all the efforts we’ve had the pleasure of researching, perhaps none is so astounding as Run4NJ. Organizer Ed Kloskowski set up a website where people can donate to rebuilding initiatives across the state, and then he set out on an awarenessraising run that would take him the entire length of New Jersey — 120 miles from High Point to Cape May — in five days.

We met up with Ed, the 46-year-old Director of IT for Shire Pharmaceuticals, while he was finishing up dinner at the Blue Pig Tavern at Congress Hall after his final day of running, November 20. A hot shower at the Victorian Motel and Blue Pig crab cakes are, apparently, just what the doctor orders after such a punishing marathon.

“The day after the storm, we were cleaning a tree out of our front yard in Allentown, New Jersey,” he told us after limping away from his support crew/family to chat with us at a quiet corner table. “My neighbor and his son, who had lost power, came over to help, and I thought, you know, that’s a kindness I want to extend to others in the state.” Even though Ed made it through Sandy relatively unscathed — he sustained only a couple thousand dollars worth of cosmetic damage on his own home — he decided to take action.

Ed registered the Run4NJ name, established the Run4NJ.org website and Facebook page, and designated some worthy rebuilding efforts, including Architecture for Humanity, Catholic Charities, and Cape May Cares. He also designated some municipalities — like his hometown of Sayerville, New Jersey, where 252 homes have been condemned — that have not yet established adequate charitable contribution sites. Then he planned a route from High Point, the State Park that’s just a stone’s throw from Staten Island, heading south, intent on raising funds and awareness for all of the aforementioned efforts. Ed ran as close to the coast as possible, navigating through

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Talk Of The Town ? From Page 14 detours due to damage along the way. “I got to see a lot of bulldozed piles of debris,” he said.

“Seaside Heights and Asbury Park were the worst.”

Word spread quickly, and by the time we caught up with Ed, he’d just tipped over the $7,000 mark. “I spent 12 to 14 hours a day running,” he told us. “And it was easy to think about the people who were behind me and all the people who were contributing. That was the purpose right? To get people to say, ‘wow, that’s not going to be easy. That’s going to be hard, and he’s doing it. The least we can do is give a little something.’ One hundred bucks is easy to walk away from. But $6,000 or $7,000?

You’re getting to the finish line even if you have to crawl.”

And crawl he almost did.

Ed listed a laundry list of ailments for us, including “massive” shin splints, piriformis syndrome (compression of the sciatic nerve… we Googled it), and illiotibial band syndrome (aka really bad knee pain). He told us that, despite having run four Ironman triathlons and 20 marathons, he hasn’t had time to train for this mission like he would have liked, and he began doubting his ability to finish the

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ing a three-foot by five-foot American flag on an aluminum pole. “I had it with me every step of the way,” he said. “It feels like a pet now. But seriously, besides turning me from an idiot running to an idiot running with a purpose, it was a rallying point. It unites us. I thought it would be a good way to get surrounding states or areas to say, ‘Well, this isn’t just about New Jersey.’ In tough times like this, the flag reminds us that we’re in it together.”

Which is why, perhaps, the response of people who spotted Ed along his journey down the coast was, more often than not, an enthusiastic “Right on.” Congratulations to all of you who’ve contributed in some way, big or small, to the ongoing relief efforts, and right on, indeed.

Exit Zero Burns Supper Ed Kloskowski posted this photo, at Congress Hall, on the Run4NJ Facebook page, after he completed his 120-mile run along the coast of New Jersey, to raise funds for Sandy relief morning after he started. “But I wanted to get to Cape May,” he told us. “Not just because it’s the southernmost point and I wanted to go until I ran out of asphalt, but because this is a great place to end up.”

The best part? Ed ran the entire way hold-

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ZAGAT RATED 26 Food Wayne and Sue Dilks of Town Bank recently returned from a river cruise on the Seine River from Normandy to Paris, France, where they did get to the top of the Eiffel Tower. They took Exit Zero along as they celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. Congrats, guys!

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Mary Senausky took Exit Zero to Key West, at the very end of US Route 1. She says she’s “got to go every year to escape our stinkin’ southeast Pennsylvania winters. I Love the mile marker zero in Key West and Exit Zero confluence.

Often this sign gets stolen by ne’er-do-wells... uh, not by us though.”

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Spouty-Offy

The column where anonymous gasbags have their say!

MAYBE more people would actually try haggis if it had a better name! — Villas *** SCOTTISH men are some of the manliest on earth... except for those girly skirts and tassels they sometimes wear. — Villas *** I THINK the bagpipes should have a cooler name! Just calling a bag with pipes in it a bagpipe is kind of boring! — Cape May *** I THINK the editor of this fine publication is Robert Burns reincarnated! — Erma *** I KNOW that St Andrews, Scotland is the birthplace of real golf but I wonder where the birthplace of putt-putt is? — Erma *** DOES Scotland have mediumlands? I see it has highlands and lowlands but what’s in between? — Cape May

*** I REALLY hope that The Loch Ness Monster is real... I doubt it is but I can still hope. Live on Nessie! — Cape May *** CAPE May should start its own myth like the Loch Ness Monster to draw more attention to the area. Maybe the Davey’s Lake Dragon! — Cape May *** I WONDER who ate that slice of pie from the Cape May Bakers ad on page 23? — Cape May *** AND why is that hand in the

Washington Inn’s Wine Bar ad on page 22 trying to give me five every week? — Same Spouty Offy-er as the previous Spouty Offy from Cape May *** MAN, that Mad Batter guy is a total lush! He’s always hanging out in that martini glass!

— Erma *** SEEING that horseshoe in The Red Store ad on page 30 really makes me want to play horseshoes... or quoits. Okay, who has a set? — West Cape May *** CHECK out Santa on the phone on page 46 in the Fudge Kitchen ad... you’d think Santa would have an iPhone by now... or at least a cell phone! — Cape May *** I HATE to tell everyone this but the Loch Ness Monster no longer exists... I ate him! He did not, however, taste like chicken... tasted more like haggis. — Mr Spouty Offy Whale *** I HOPE that it snows a little on Christmas Eve... Can Exit Zero help out with that please? — Cape May Court House *** SEE everybody at the WCM Christmas Parade! — Santa

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The Inside Scoop On City Hall

A user’s guide to Cape May City Council meetings... by Diane Stopyra

I

T WAS a pretty tense meeting of City Council last Tuesday, November 20, and that’s no surprise, given the present debacle that has left citizens asking: How can the city have neglected to purchase adequate flood insurance for its most prized asset… an asset which sits so close to that itty-bitty body of water, the Atlantic Ocean. So what did we learn? You can’t take for granted that your elected officials have taken care of business, even the big, important, go-potentially-bankrupt-ifneglected type of business. Also, it’s exceedingly difficult to distinguish between black and navy blue suits…

6:59: Charlie Hendricks tells your reporter he was unhappy with his previous city council coverage, as she called him out for yanking on his pants at the podium. Charlie begins to explain that the problem lies with his belt, but his wife shushes him, advising that your reporter will likely end up printing whatever it is he says. Whoops.

7:00: Roll call, Pledge of Allegiance, and all that jazz.

7:02: Mayor Ed Mahaney, wearing a black (or navy blue) suit over a blue-andwhite striped button-up, asks if “there any items for addition or deletion this evening as late agenda items considered for action this evening.”

7:03: Deputy Mayor Jack Wichterman, wearing a black (or navy blue) suit over a white button-up, makes a motion to add resolution 273, which will authorize the City of Cape May to purchase flood insurance. But more on that Pandora’s Box later.

7:05: The first item for attention, Mah-

aney says, is the ordinance for introduction: 259-2012, which will increase beach tag fees. City Manager Bruce MacLeod, wearing a black (or navy blue) suit and a gold and black (or navy blue) patterned tie over a white button-up, says the city is looking into increasing the price for a daily tag from $5 to $6, as “that remains in competitive range with neighboring beach communities,” and that it’s also looking into increasing the seasonal tag from $25 to $28 dollars. (Reporter’s note: We would have thought remaining “competitive” with other resorts would mean remaining CHEAPER than the rest, not jacking the price up to equal them. Hmm...) He adds that this will not affect the pre-season prices, that the policy will hopefully yield an additional $125,000 for the city, and that some of this will be put toward “making improvements to restrooms along the beachfront.” This will come up for a second reading and public hearing at the December 18 meeting.

7:06: It’s time for ordinances up for sec-

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ond reading and adoption! On deck is 257-2012, which would amend the section of the city code concerning the control of dogs. Marie Stone from Washington Street says she hopes the ordinance will prohibit all unsupervised tethering of dogs.

“I understand some responsible dog owners in town tie their dogs to prevent them from jumping the fence when they see someone go by or a squirrel or whatever, but these people are usually home,” she says. The mayor tells her there is a section of the ordinance which spells out that rule.

Council votes a unanimous “yes,” and Mahaney congratulates council member Deanna Fiocca, who is wearing a black (no chance it’s navy blue) sweater over a white blouse, as she is the one who spearheaded the ordinance. “Thank you,” she says.

“It’s my second dog ordinance.”

People chuckle. The mayor then thanks the audience for their participation, especially “you three ladies,” referring to Marie Stone and her friends. Such a flirt. He says the ordinance will go into effect in 20 days.

7:08: MacLeod says the road work on Cape May Avenue, which was delayed due to Hurricane Sandy, has commenced, and that he has received bids for road and utility improvements for work on Washington Street, from Franklin to Ocean.

The mayor adds that we need to make sure the entrance to Victorian Towers is not blocked during this process, per concerns of residents (most of whom voted for him in the recent election).

MacLeod finishes by saying bids have been received on phase two of the ADA improvements, most of which will happen on the 300 block of Carpenter’s Lane, and that “we received repsonses today for our RFP for the purpose of making upgrades to city’s website, specifically the Convention Hall facility.”

7:10: City Attorney Tony

Monzo, in a black (or navy blue) suit, says he’s putting together a resolution to put before council which would increase parking fines from $32 to $35. Then he explains that he doesn’t like puppies or rainbows, either. Not really.

7:11: Mahaney asks if Wichterman has the resolutions, and he responds with “You bet.” Are we going to report them for you?

You bet.

262 is a resolution authorizing change order #1 for a contract with Allied Painting, Inc, for the Madison Avenue Water Storage Tank. “The scope of work has been changed to accommodate unanticipated work items… for a total increase of $138,930.27,” he explains. Your reporter calculates that this amount of money will buy you 28,066 copies of the new Exit Zero holiday color issue.

Get ’em while they’re hot.

263 is for indemnification of city officials in civil litigation.

“This is a common occurrence.”

Wichterman says, “Both our city clerk and manager have been named in a suit and it’s a common occurrence for them to be covered under our insurance.”

We can only assume Wichterman is referring to the Stewart’s Root Beer debacle, but he never says.

264 is to certify the 2011 annual audit.

265 is a resolution changing the delinquency date for taxes due to Hurricane Sandy; in Cape May, the due date has been extended only until November 20, since damage here was minimal.

266 is a resolution for establishing the 2013 on-street parking fee, “which is the same as last year.”

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

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ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s serves good food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Enjoy a cocktail in the beautiful beachfront bar and look for happy hour specials on Friday.

B, L, D

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW 991 Ocean Drive, Cape May (609) 884-5878 www.blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, delicious food, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub make Blue Claw a great place to dine.

D

$24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D

FULL BAR

YES

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BACK BAY BISTRO 1891 Bayshore Road Villas (609) 889-8500

Casual fine dining at its best, and just a stone’s throw from Cape May. Open for lunch & dinner daily, breakfast on the weekends.

Early bird dinner specials from 4-5:30pm

B, L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-6332 www.bellavidacafe.com

The EZ crew gets take-out lunch often from Bella Vida. Lots of homemade selections, with lots of vegan and vegetarian items.

B, L

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-0100 www.blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious.

Modern American cuisine. Plus the coolest address on the island!

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.congresshall.com

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

BOILER ROOM 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall Cape May (609) 884-8421

A main hot spot in town. The Boiler Room is where it’s at for a cocktail and the music to dance it off.

Cocktails

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

NO

CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

The party is here - always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar, featuring great food and some of the best live bands around.

B, L, D

$8-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

CAPE MAY FISH MARKET 408 Washington Street Cape May (609) 770-3790

If you’re a seafood afficionado, this is your new favorite place. Lunch or dinner, cold sandwiches to broiled seafood entrees.

Look for the crab shaking hands outside!

L, D

$10-$35

BYOB

YES

YES

CAPE MAY OLIVE OIL COMPANY 324 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May 800-584-1887

This new spot features 20 different varieties of olive oils and balsamic vinegars, pastas, spreads, jams, mustards, infused salts and sugars, and much more.

Olive oils and more

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N/A

N/A

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CAPE MAY ORGANIC MARKET 120 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3200

It’s been a long time coming, and we are so glad to have an organic market on the island. Stock up on local produce, bread and a range of healthy-tasty goodies.

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N/A

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Thursday, November 29, 2012 The Inside Scoop On City Hall ? From Page 26 267 is to approve the corrective action plan for the year 2011.

“Now this has to do with the audit that we received,” Wichterman says. “The city’s audit report was not filed timely.” The city’s fixed asset listing was also not “properly maintained” during the year, as several assets were not added to the listing during 2011. “Believe me this is minimal,” he adds, “and the city runs very well financially.”

268 is for the transfer of appropriations. “As of November 1,” Wichterman says, “the city is allowed to transfer within the budget monies from one item to another. Now, I’m not going to bore you with all the transfers but the total is $246,000. It does not change the tax rate, and it does not change the total budget at all.”

269 a and b are for the payment of bills.

270 and 271 are both for the purchase of police vehicles that were included within the budget for this year. They will be 2012 Ford Police Interceptor Utility Vehicles, and they will cost $26,874, which is approximately $26,000 more than your reporter’s car is worth.

Wichterman begins to say what resolution 273 is about, but the mayor reminds him he’s skipped over 272 (tsk, tsk). “Oh that,” Wichterman says. “That’s for a closed session relating to the purchase, lease, or acquisition of real property for the investment of public funds, the selling of bank rates, or investment of public funds where it could adversely affect the public interests if discussion of such matters were disclosed. It has to do with the Vance’s bar property.”

273, Wichterman says, was added at the last minute. But then, amidst scoffs from the crowd, thinks better of this and says, “Not at the last minute, but after the agenda was initially prepared. It has to do with

flood insurance which has been thoroughly discussed since our last meeting.” Methinks thou doth protest too much. “We will be voting on this separately, at which time we will point out exactly what we are doing. I think everyone in Cape May will be very pleased with how this is coming out.” Famous last words, Wichterman, famous last words…

7:19: MacLeod gives a synopsis of what’s going down re this insurance, so try to keep up...

He explains that this resolution spells out the level of primary flood insurance coverage which will be secured “through the FEMA level of insurance, which will be $500,000 on the building and $100,000 on the contents, carrying a deductible value at $50,000. The premium for that is $51,155, as determined by our risk management consultant in conjunction with the FEMA premium. The actual insurance coverage will be procured through Harleysville Insurance Company, which is a very reputable company.

“We also acknowledged last week a level of insurance coverage that is already existing on Convention Hall, provided through the Atlantic County Joint Municipal Fund, of which Cape May is a member, through the MEL program, which is Municipal Excess Liability.

There is $2.5 million worth of coverage that is already existing, and it does carry with it a $500,000 deductible…”

He adds that the resolution will authorize the city to pursue additional excess coverage in the amount of $5 million, “which our risk management

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

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$5-$27 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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CAPE MAY WINERY 711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 www.capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm. Great venue for special events including weddings!

CAPE ORIENT 315 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 898-0088 www.capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. The service is superb, too.

L, D

$12-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

CUCINA ROSA 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this classic Italian restaurant is a must-visit. Simply superb food.

D

$12-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

C-VIEW INN Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

L, D

$4-$18 Cards: V, MC

FULL BAR

NO

YES

DEPOT MARKET CAFÉ 409 Elmira Street Cape May (609) 884-8030

Owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals’ joint AND adding new specials. Check their Facebook page for daily specials.

B, L, D

$6-$14

BYOB

NO

YES

THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 www. virginiahotel.com

Enjoy your meal (and the crisp fall air) on the Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or enjoy the simple elegance of this dining room.

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YES

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FISH AND FANCY 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-8760 www.fishandfancy.com

Superb seafood however you like it — fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed.

That’s choice for you. Great salads, too!

L, D

$5-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

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GOOD EARTH ORGANIC EATERY 600 Park Blvd., West Cape May (609) 898-6161

Nothing but the best of ingredients at this pescaterian restaurant on Park Boulevard. A very welcome addition to the neighborhood.

L, D

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HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive, Cape May (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment.

Great $16 dinner specials and Friday is pizza night and shrimp stravaganza!

B, L, D

$6-$30 Cards: V, MC

BAR

NO

YES

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD 600 S. Railroad Ave., Rio Grande (609) 846-7347 www.hawkhavenvineyard.com

Open year round. Tasting room open daily 11am to 6pm. Wine tasting and sales, wine by the glass and bottle, gourmet cheese plates to enjoy on premise.

L, Winery

$6-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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The Inside Scoop On City Hall ? From Page 28 consultant has pursued quotes on. The cost factor for that will be $31,600.” At the conclusion – or the “now therefore” of this resolution, according to MacLeod — the mayor will be authorized to execute all documents on behalf of the city.

7:24: Former Mayor Jerry Gaffney of Columbia Avenue, who is wearing a baby blue Nautica sweater with a lavender collar poking out and olive-ish slacks, says he’s surprised. “I thought at the end of the last meeting you were going to discuss this publicly with all the rates and premiums and then make a decision.” Uh, so did we!

He says: “So, we the city are self-insurers on $400,000 worth of contents?” MacLeod says that this is the case, if there is $400,000 worth of contents in the building. And that council is only going for $100,000 because “the main items of content” are removable (tables, chairs, etc), so in the event of a major storm, we could load them up and move them to a safer location. “With all due respect,” Gaffney responds, “$100,000 of content coverage is just not adequate.”

He adds that the $50,000 deductible is

self-insurance, and asks how much the city is saving by putting that into play. The answer? $70,000. “You all must realize that $50,000 deductible is per loss,” Gaffney says. “If you have two losses, you have two times $50,000. Not a wise decision folks, not a wise decision.”

7:27: Wichterman has heard enough!

“I disagree with you, okay?” he says. Okay!

Gaffney asks how many years Wichterman has spent in the insurance business. “I know you spent a lot,” Wichterman responds, “and you didn’t know we had the MEL coverage… you didn’t even know it!” Gaffney retorts with: “And you didn’t know we didn’t have flood insurance from May!” 7:28: Gaffney asks who the excess excess carrier is? Local market? International? MacLeod apologizes for not having that information. Gaffney asks, “If heaven forbid a major wave had hit the back of Convention Hall, what is the strength of that glass window? What can it withstand?”

MacLeod proceeds to answer a question, just not this question. Gaffney then asks if there is a waiting period after the flood insurance application is submitted. Again, MacLeod answers a question; just not this question. So Gaffney asks again, and we learn that, yes, there is a waiting period.

7:33: A movement for adoption, and it’s a unanimous yes.

7:34: Reports are received by the clerk, Louise Cummiskey, who is wearing a capsleeved dress with black heels and a black and gold-ish dress.

7:34: It’s time for unfinished business.

MacLeod wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving. “It’s coming up this week,” he says.

(No way!) And he mentions that November 30 is the tree-lighting ceremony at Rotary Park.

7:35: The city clerk reads a lovely thankyou letter from Al and Nancy Beale directed to Public Works Director Bob Smith and his staff, acknowledging how “tirelessly” they worked in preparing the town for Sandy.

7:37: Wichterman says a resolution outlining the referendum that would change the regional school funding formula is well on its way. “The process has begun,” he says.

7:38: Mahaney thanks the city and the Kiwanis club for their work on the Sandy fundraiser that took place at Convention Hall the previous weekend. It featured three bands and raised approximately $6,500.

7:39: It’s time for the public portion.

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and local’s favorite for a reason.

Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Lucky Bones gets it right every single time.

MAD BATTER 19 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5970 www.madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative and tasty.

MARIE NICOLE’S 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance.

Delicious entrees, delectable desserts and cool cocktails.

MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Plus we love just sitting at the lovely bar!

OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful coppertop bar and classic, generous dishes. Give one of their delicious martinis a try!

PETER SHIELDS 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering award-winning burgers, excellent homemade comfort food, fresh local seafood and an authentic, friendly ambience.

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Meals served

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The Inside Scoop On City Hall ? From Page 30 Patricia Hendricks, wearing a gray skirt and plaid top says that, “We as citizens and taxpayers continue to be concerned that Convention Hall’s pilings were set too low, which seems to be the logical reason why we don’t have flood insurance. Last week, the city encouraged, in fact they recommended, that rather than a series of questions, an OPRA request be filed.” But, she explains, the city is denying the public the ability to see the flood elevation certificate after all, which only leads the public to believe the building does not, in fact, meet the FEMA elevation standards.

In response, City Attorney Tony Monzo says that the recommendation to make an OPRA request was made in reference to a different line of questioning, one regarding the city manager’s duties. He adds that the elevation certificate is exempted under OPRA and this is due to the fact that it has not been approved as final. It’s being reviewed by the insurance carrier, and once it is “determined to be accurate,” it may become a matter of public record. Mrs Hendricks obviously thinks this is some pretty dodgy business because she says, “If you’ve

got a flood elevation certificate, it’s going to be the same today as when you get your insurance.”

7:45: Gaffney follows up on this by saying, “I assume members of council reviewed that certificate since you voted on the flood insurance today, right?” Silence. Crickets.

The sound of your reporter’s chair squeaking in the auditorium. “Did you all review it?” Gaffney asks again, to which Mayor Mahaney says, rather sternly: “I reviewed it!” Hmmm…. perhaps he didn’t hear the question the first time? “Did anyone else review it?” Gaffney asks. And there are crickets again. “It should be posted to a billboard, as far as I’m concerned.”

7:50: Charlie Hendricks, wearing a red shirt and slacks, says asks Monzo why Convention Hall still doesn’t have a permanent certificate of occupancy. He is not happy that Monzo defers to MacLeod, but Monzo defers anyway. Boom! MacLeod says the city has been waiting on the as-built survey, which was delivered on Monday. Hendricks asks what an as-built is, and MacLeod says, “It’s going to depict the building; it’s an architect or engineer design type of a drawing.” Oh, that.

7:54: Hendricks says that there are other reasons one would need to access an eleva-

tion certificate, outside of flood insurance, so denying access to it based simply on the fact that discussions between the city and its insurance carrier are not matters of public record speaks to a lack of transparency, as do all of council’s executive sessions. “My point is that you’re stonewalling us.” Boom boom!

7:56: Hendricks asks why the premium is so high, and MacLeod says, “I cannot respond to the question you just asked with any definitive specificity as to why the premium is so high.” (We will translate for the multi-syllabic Mr MacLeod... “I don’t know.”) Hendricks then notes that he’s incredibly disappointed in this city council.

8:00: George Costich of Victorian Towers, wearing his signature black suspenders over a pastel plaid shirt and khaki pants, says “I don’t know one damn thing about insurance or certificates and I couldn’t care less, but I do have an interest in the safety of this people in the town.” He wants to make sure the war vets who live in Victorian Towers are well taken care of in the event of a future storm, and Mayor Mahany assures him that will be the case.

8:02: The meeting is adjourned and your reporter goes home to do some online Christmas shopping.

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

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A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with savory gourmet cheeses and treats.

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TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s. Delicious food for lunch and dinner!

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$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

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THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there — such a treat. You’ll find some of the best live entertainment in town here!

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YES

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Reliably excellent food – there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts. Open daily. Located right on the beachfront by Congress Hall.

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VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY II 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it. Check out their recently expanded pizzeria

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BYOB

YES

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WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a bar to get your night off on the right foot.

Amazing wine list. Check out their Thanksgiving specials.

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The Undertow

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column, which changed the face of Cape May, is back, and it’s as pretty good as ever Thanksgiving Morning: 229.5 lbs.

Thanksgiving Night: 230 lbs. Win.

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UE to an incredibly boring set of circumstances I shan’t bore you with here, I was unable to access my usual notes while constructing the column the last few weeks. As such, I’ve left a few things out that merited mention. These things were forgotten only because I have a lousy memory, not because I’m a sore loser. But I’d still like to get this over with as quickly as possible…

Congratulations to Barack Obama for winning a second term as president (the coveted Undertow endorsement!). I’m not a fan, but I will not go as batshit cray-cray as my liberal friends during the Dubya era and declare him “not MY president” in odiously pompous tones. I’ll leave that to you odiously pompous toners. After four years of sharp division I am ready to get on with the business of being a country. Gloaters from the left and whiners from the right will be left behind. As Winston Churchill said: “Let us move forward together.”

I should also recognize the contributions

of EZ Historical Editor Ben Miller in breaking Flood-gate (see what I did there?), the story surrounding the Convention Hall insurance debacle on his Cool Cape May Facebook page a few weeks ago, before anybody else was talking about it. Ben has been going through a number of personal and physical issues that would crush most normal humans, but through it all his reporting has remained unimpeachable. Nice work, Ben. This is also to the 25 of you who now have steam coming out your ears at the mention of Ben’s name.

We don’t all have to get along, but kicking a man when he’s down is not very sporting.

Thanksgiving Fiorentino Family Whiffle Ball ended up in a 6-5 win for the Irish side,

and I don’t want to say it gets competitive, but there were several arguments about whether or not the 40-something grown-up threw to second base in time to retire the seven-yearold or if the nine-year-old covering the bag juggled the ball. It’s brutal, but always ends with laughter… and debated strike calls on five-year-olds. Thankfully, Owen (11) had a good game (three hits, two runs scored, two brothers beaten), or it’d be 364 days of him obsessing over NEXT year’s game. That’s a fun year…

This was followed by Turkey O’ke, which consisted of a bunch of beautiful Italian women crowding around me, all trying to be the loudest. There were worse places to be.

And this marked the fifth (out of five) years that Linda, the movie star sister, passiveaggressively asked, “How do you make the voices louder than the music?” Drunken bar translation: “Turn my mic up, jerkwad!”

It was cool, though (even though my tip jar went unnoticed) and I got to sing a couple of songs with my wife, which I never get to do. It’s been a long time since Cath and I were

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The Undertow ? From Page 41 relevant in the Cape May nightclub scene, but all those years I fronted bands, poured my blood, sweat and tears out on stage, gave 100% effort on every song and bared my soul to the world, I was invariably asked one question; “When’s Cathrine coming in?”

That’s a long-winded way of saying my wife is a fantastic singer. Because I’m awesome, and she makes me sound like a rusty cheese grater.

I was home alone for most of Thanksgiving weekend, so I did what any liberated 42-yearold father and husband would do when freed from the shackles of responsibility for 50 hours... I slept for 40 of them.

But when I wasn’t sleeping I was working. First, my regular Friday night Terry O’ke show at Rio Station. It’s amazing the consistency with which my Friday night crowd propels that gig week after week. I know it’s all the way up in Rio Grande and may as well be Mars to most of you (sorry, too bitchy?), but it’s totally worth a pop-in now and then to experience the madness. There is a nice little karaoke culture at work there, a social dynamic that’s been engineered slowly, inexorably over several hundred Fridays. And what is that culture, you might ask? Shut up and I’ll tell you, I might answer. It’s the culture of — young or old, black or white, male or female, up or down, we’re all in this together, and we’re all cool.

Special thanks to Bethany Titerence and Shannon Decker for bringing their goods to the table. They also haven’t been in much lately and this is my public plea for them to return.

(You’re not… you’re not seeing DJ JIMMY J… are you? ARE YOU!!!)

Ha! I kid. Support all your local karaoke hosts. But mostly me.

Saturday night it was off to North Wildwood to run my open mic show at the Anglesea Pub with co-host Bill Caterini. (How good a con man am I? So good I can book acoustic guitar gigs even though I don’t play acoustic guitar.) If you’re not into the loud nightclub scene, the Anglesea

is a perfect antidote — laidback, relaxed, great food, booze. Everything you need for a fun night out.

Some version of the open mic will be there every first Saturday of the month. Next week I’ll be playing with my brother Mike.

And seriously, we know 20 songs, so please come out and play.

And the Anglesea Pub also has singing hostesses. Local chanteuse Erika Axelsson, a semi-regular (highly infrequent) visitor to Terry O’ke popped up and did some Janis Joplin with us and acquitted herself nicely.

Erika has a big voice, now she just needs the big ego to go with it and just let it fly. Her brother Stefan, a BBF (Burly Bearded Fisherman), remains the first and only karaoke wedding I’ve ever done. ’Twas quite the festive time.

I’d also like to thank local troubadour/shutterbug Frank Scott for actually doing something I asked in my column recently, and making the effort to trek to the hinterlands of North Wildwood for the open mic show.

Quick Bill Caterini anecdote: I had only met Bill a few times and had NEVER played with him, but I was at Good Night Irene’s with gigs on the table, all I needed was a guitar player (Will Knapp {Ding!}, my partner in Acoustic Mayhem for nigh on seven years, was tied up with his theater schedule and thus unavailable, but he’ll be back in January!). I was there for trivia night with some Morey’s Piers co-workers, one of whom happened to know Bill and happened to have his number and Bill just happened to be home when I called, and voila! A gig was born.

Okay, so maybe it wasn’t a quick anecdote, but there’s no denying it was an anecdote.

I’m no physicist or anything, but how can Black Friday start on Thursday, and Cyber Monday start on Sunday? Have I entered the “Fringe” universe. (Nerd Level: 20.)

That’s all for this week, I’m off to my final Congress Hall choir rehearsal before our big show Friday night. I’m sure I’ll see a lot of you there. There’s no BRIDGE to cross or anything… ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.

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Ben, Sara

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Julie and Roe Pera

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Opening December 15 for Holiday Gift Certificates, Wine Purchases OPENING SOON & Wine Tastings by Reservation Only... Call (609) 972-7318

Our “Adopt a Vine” Program makes a Great Holiday Gift for the Ultimate Wine Lover.

All members receive 10% off all purchases all year, access to great guest speakers & members only events, and they even receive 2 bottles of wine at the end of the year.

Open For Vineyard Tours Daily!

Sign up to receive an invite to our upcoming Grand Opening Wine Festival!

168 Stevens Street, West Cape May 609.770.8782 • 609.884.7171 www.willowcreekwinerycapemay.com

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A Holiday Offer to Our Special Friends from...

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A One-Pound Box of Fudge shipped anywhere in the U.S.A. Shipping Included!.

Megan Kniche, Corinne V., Lindsey Morris, Marisa Musaduo, Megan Patterson

Only $19.50

Price includes pure whipped cream fudge, elegant holiday gift wrap, sales tax, postage, packaging and handling. We do it all!

All you have to do is call us...1-800-23-FUDGE Place Your Order Now And Tell Us When You Want It Shipped... Deadline For Christmas is December 13

Send Your Holiday Greeting with Our Tradtional Favorites: Plain Chocolate, Plain Vanilla, Chocolate Nut and Vanilla Nut in a Beautiful Gift Box!

Nick, Danielle, Jeff

1-800-23-FUDGE www.FudgeKitchens.com FOR GOODIES MADE BY THE SEA!

WE ARE OPEN EVERY DAY ON THE WASHINGTON STREET MALL & ON THE PROMENADE

NOW SERVING COFFEE, CAPPUCCINO & HOT CHOCOLATE!

Villalobos brothers

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Old-Time Holiday Treats At Historic Cold Spring Village

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Meet Father Christmas at the Country Store and soak up a classic Christmas vibe

ISTORIC Cold Spring Village opens its Homespun Holidays season with Wassail Day this Saturday, December 1, from 11am-3pm. The Village paths come alive with the sounds and smells of wintertime at this free event. Select buildings will also be open where guests can enjoy hot beverages and treats served by historical interpreters in period clothing. Visitors can meet Father Christmas in the Country Store from 12-2pm and enjoy a horse-drawn carriage ride throughout the festively decorated Village grounds for a small donation.

Holiday traditions continue each Saturday and Sunday in December through the 23rd. The Country Store will be open from 11am-3pm and stocked with great holiday gift ideas including traditionally-processed wool, artisan crafts for the home, books, hand-knit caps, wooden toys and old fashioned candy.

Father Christmas will visit the Country Store weekends from 12-2pm, taking pictures and meeting with kids. Guests can enjoy carriage rides throughout the Village and visit the Wel-

come Center for a model railway exhibit from 11am-3pm.

When the holiday shopping and sightseeing is done, families can get into the spirit of the season with Cape Island Theatre Company’s family-friendly play Carl’s Kris Kringle.

It will be presented at the Old Grange Restaurant by Tony Clark on the grounds of Historic Cold Spring Village at 3pm on Saturdays and Sundays from December 1 through 16. The show tells the story of a dreamer who buys a rundown radio station in a small Southern town only to find that he and his pregnant wife are flat broke a week before Christmas. To solve his problems, he needs a man who hates Christmas to play Santa. What happens next will make you laugh and warm your heart.

In lieu of ticket sales, Cape Island Theatre Company will be collecting donations for Volunteers in Medicine of Cape May County.

Doors open at 2:30pm — first-come, firstserved.

For more information on Historic Cold Spring Village, call (609) 898-2300, ext. 10 or visit www.hcsv.org.

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West Cape May Community 2012

Christmas Parade

Saturday, December 1 st!

Start Time: 5:00pm (Raindate: Sunday, Dec. 2 at 5pm)

SAVE THE DATE AND TELL A FRIEND!!!

Send donations to West Cape May Community Parade, 732 Broadway, West Cape May, NJ 08204 Questions? Call 609-884-1005, ext. 2

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Exit Zero Goes On Vacation

HOLIDAY PARTY… OFFICE PARTY… BIRTHDAY… ANNIVERSARY… REHEARSAL DINNER… Able to accommodate parties for any event from 30 to 250. Whatever your reason to party this holiday season, Cabanas is your party headquarters.

Call (609) 884-4800 to schedule your event or e-mail inquiries to info@CabanasOnTheBeach.com

609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street

OPEN: Cape May native and Press of Atlantic City sportswriter Dave Weinberg took Exit Zero to New Orleans for the Eagles-Saints game. “I even wore my favorite sweatshirt,” he told us.

Mon & Thurs 3:00pm

Fri - Sun 11:30am

www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com /CabanasOnTheBeach

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Megan Kniche

Adam, Anne

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Celebrate the season with WOW!

Introducing

the largest and finest collection of gem-quality Tanzanite jewelry on the east coast!

SCOTT THOMAS, store manager and in-house designer of Henry’s Cape May, brings his decades of experience as a gem trader and jewelry designer in presenting this magnificent collection.

407 Washington Street Mall Cape May, New Jersey 609-884-0334

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BUY ‘EM A BRICK THIS HOLIDAY! Just $75 for a 4”x 8” Brick with 3 Lines of Engraving Bricks will be placed in the pathway in the center of Wilbraham Park

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET Open Friday & Saturday 10-6, Sunday-Thursday 10-5 110 Park Boulevard, West Cape May 609.884.3630 • www.capemaylinen.com

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Joanne, Tammy

DECEMBER 2012 SPECIAL 20% OFF EVERYTHING IN THE STORE!

We Wanted to Make It Even Easier for You to Enjoy Yourself!

Give us your email address at check out. This offer is good on all items in stock, and not good on out of stock, special order items.

Fragrance takes us on a journey like nothing else.

Our handmade Shea Body But ters are like lit tle journeys, stowed away in a flip-top jar.

I am inspired by my own experiences, my memories and my wanderlust, by places that I have visited and ingredients I have found along my way.

Smiles, Canyon

A Place on Earth 526 Washington Street Mall 609-898-0039 aplaceonearth.com

Party animals

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Elisa and Mike Sorensen

Nana

Clare Murphy

Linda Toscano, Fran Garretson

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Large selection of holiday party dresses and accessories!

HUGE selection of antique estate jewelry perfect for holiday gifts... gift certificates available

Open 10am-5pm Friday thru Sunday

GIA gemologist on staff.

Gift certificates available for holiday gifts!

Open Friday thru Sunday 10am-5pm

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Chick and Sharon Bloom

Carl Behrens

Don Kissling

Jeana Stokes, Erin Lewis

Bill

Fred Coldren

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Exit Zero’s Terry O’Brien presents...

Japanese Technology « Irish Host « World-Class Fun!

Every Friday @ Rio Station, 9-12.

Get Your O’ke On! The Terry O’Brien Music O’Malgam: Saturday Dec. 1 @ The Anglesea Pub, 9-1 (Acoustic/ Open Mic/ Karaoke) Dec. 8 & Dec. 15 @ Good Night Irene’s, 10-2 To book Terry-O’ke! for your establishment or event, call 425-9062. E-mail terryoke1@yahoo.com

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Gail, Linda

Grandpop, Bianca, Gianni, Grandmom

Betty Radtke, Joan Thomas

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All The Right Stuff

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The Nature Center is a wonderful, albeit overlooked, stop for holiday gift buying

OLIDAY shopping is a wonderful thing... who doesn’t enjoy a good spending spree every now and again? But it’s even better when you know your purchases are going toward a good cause. New Jersey Audubon’s Nature Center of Cape May has several affordable ideas for gifts that will benefit nature.

The Holiday Artists Marketplace runs through the end of December at the Nature Center’s Harbor Gallery. All artwork is both original and priced under $50 and features the work of local photographers, painters, potters, jewelers and mosaic artists.

“Upcycle” Craft Workshops for Home and Garden will be held at the Center on Tuesday evenings beginning November 13 and running through December 4. Come out and join Center Director and obsessed re-purposer, Gretchen Whitman as she discovers ways to give new life and purpose to waste material and useless products by transforming them into top-quality home goods and garden art. Come out at 6:30 on November 13th and bring your own ideas

and imagination. Project lists and supplies will be provided at the first class. Cost per workshop is $15 for members, and $20 for non-members.

Holiday Wreath and Garland Workshops have been scheduled throughout November and December. Use fresh evergreens of Douglas fir, spruce, pine, cedar and other natural materials to create handcrafted wreaths and garlands for family and friends.

Pre-registration is a must since space and materials are limited. Cost per workshop is $15 for members and $20 for non-mem-

bers. Classes will be held November 29th (10am-12pm), November 30 (10am-12pm), December 1 (10am-12pm, 12:30-2:30pm), and December 2 (1pm).

Then, since there’s no better gift than companionship, there’s the Holiday Campfire on November 30 at 6pm. Enjoy a night hike and learn about the mysterious nocturnal creatures that call this island home, then roast marshmallows, swap yarns and take in the night sounds. It’s byob.. bring your own beach chair. Cost is $5.

Bird Seed Sale Days are December 1 and 2. This is a great opportunity to stock up on top-quality Aspen bird seed including NJ Audubon’s SAVE brand as well as local grown sunflower and thistle varieties and other custom blends. NJ Audubon members receive 20% off.

And don’t forget about the Nature Center Gift Shop. The store offers a variety of nature-inspired merchandise relevant to this region. You’ll find books and apparel for adults and children, educational toys, and gifts.

Happy shopping!

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CHRISTMAS BASKET RAFFLE!

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2012, 8AM TO NOON 224 TOWNBANK ROAD, NORTH CAPE MAY Each child will receive a treat from Santa’s Sack and face painting Donations are $7 children and $10 for Adults For more info, call 886-5511 or 886-1897

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Two stories, and 2,500 square feet of the coolest Cape May merchandise

There’s a reason so many people say, “WOW!” when they walk in here.

Come and see what all the fuss is about.

We’re so much more than a T-shirt store (though our T-shirts ARE seriously good).

THE EXIT ZERO STORE, 109 SUNSET BLVD, (609) 770-8479

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The Old Fogey

Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

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AM not a fan of the bagpipe. Less still am I a fan of the inevitable Scotchman behind the bagpipe, with his pale legs, his ruddy face and his unruly thatch of orange hair, resembling nothing so much as a belligerent orange utan wrapped in plaid.

Of course, Cape May owes some small debt to those grasping Celts: when we ran out of Irish navvies to build the foundations of our great city (“ran out” is admittedly a euphemism for “lost them all in an unfortunate accident involving a barrel of dynamite, a full bottle of whisky and a carelessly discarded cigar butt”) we in great haste shipped in a few hundred kilted Highlanders who were keen to flee their hated English oppressors/avoid paying due taxes, depending on who you believe.

Well, once we found a chap who spoke both English and Scotch, they set to work, and I must say they were on the whole a cheery lot, laboring away with their sunburned faces and colorful turns of phrase.

There were small issues of cultural difference: who knew that most Scotch males

Cape May Sports Memorabilia LOCATED IN CAPE MAY AT ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 W. PERRY STREET

consider a fleeting and accidental eye contact to be a challenge to fight bare-chested to the death? And who would have guessed that anyone accidentally stumbling onto the conversational topic of soccer (“fitbaw” as the Scotchmen call it) will find themselves on the receiving end of a soliloquy lasting up to 24 hours? And, dear hearts, never make the mistake of asking one of them how he is, as that race are unaware of the great American tradition of a heartfelt “how are you today?” meaning nothing at all, certainly not a genuine desire for infor-

Debbie & Mike Downes

Cape Winds

Florist & Gift Shop

Large selection of high quality vintage sports cards & memorabilia at reasonable prices.

• Current Stars, Hall of Famers and Rookies • • Certified Autographed Items • • Vintage Yearbooks, Programs and Publications •

Phone: 609-898-3332 email: SprtsCardsRus@aol.com www.capemaysportsmemorabilia.com

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane) West Cape May NJ 08204 609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Fax email: capewindsflorist@verizon.net www.capemayflowers.com

mation. But as a Scotchman and his round (“baw”) face with all the features crammed in the middle (“a tumshie”) will crumple in self pity and the words “no sae guid” will be whispered, followed by some tens of thousands of similarly self pitying others describing various ailments and aches and pains.

Moreover, much like the rules attached to Gremlins, you must never ever feed a Scotchman alcohol after midnight, for he will instantly transform into a mercurial combination of your long lost best friend, overbearing mother, deadliest foe and most embarrassing uncle.

Our own Scotchmen, once the work was done, wandered off into the wildnerness to found their own city, a place they could fight, sing and drink themselves senseless, free from persecution. That settlement fell from grace and became even more debased, and goes now by the name of Wildwood.

And just occasionally, a Scotchman blows in on the wind and, sensing his countrymen’s mark in Cape May, decides to stay and amuse us all with his antics.

Swarovski Crystal Trees by Eliza Dietz We are open Saturday night so stop in to warm up!

Enjoy the Parade!!

WHALE’S TALE Open Daily 10-5:30 312 Washington Mall (609) 884-4808 whalestalecapemay.com

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Jane Turkington

Kate Devaney

Parry, Bruce

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Custom Made Draperies & Slip Covers

Dear Santa Paws...

Don’t Forget the Cats!

Santa’s Helpers Homemade Catnip Toys Made by the Seashore

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Favorite chair looking worn and faded?

Cover it with custom-made slipcovers that fit like-a-glove!

CUSTOM SLIPCOVERS

We’ll work with your own fabric or let you choose from thousands of fabrics, including Tommy Bahama and the Sunbrella line. And we’ll come to you!

Custom Made Window Treatments (drapery panels; valances; two story windows) Shades (cellular; woven woods; roman; wood blinds) Bedding & Pillows • Boat Interiors • Light Upholstery Bench Cushions • Dining Chair Seat Covers Phone: 856-371-9389 Web: sweetpeasdraperies.com Email: vicki@sweetpeasdraperies.com

(609) 780-2701 • www.capemaykitty.com

“Jock-A-Gram” For all your ‘authentic’ Scotch party needs. We supply ‘genuine’ kilted Highlanders who will sing, dance, fight and cry at your special event.

Just call (609) 770-8479 ask for “Scotch John”. An interpreter may be needed.

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Contemporary & Estate Jewelry

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Beautiful Emerald and Diamond Necklace

Engagement Rings • Estate Jewelry • Fine Jewelry • Lladro Coins • Hummels • Antiques • Antique Dolls • Jewelry Repair

Sarah Jane and Carl Blessing

We Buy Diamonds, Gold and Silver!

511 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (next to Fudge Kitchen) • (609) 898-8786 Other Location: 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede • (856) 939-0230

Looking for a Special Gift?

Shop in our farm store and check out our great selection of alpaca apparel and accessories: sweaters, capes, hats & scarves, socks, throws, & yarn from the farm.

Bay Springs Farm Alpacas Store Hours: Saturday & Sunday 10-4PM

Miriam and Rob Blama

Bay Springs Farm 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563

Life feels better when you wear alpaca, the touch of elegance for every day.

Now also at West End Garage!

www.BaySpringsAlpacas.com

Tyler, Scott and Lisa Tozer

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Cape Atlantic Book Company Hours: Sunday - Thursday 10am-6pm Friday & Saturday 10am-8pm

2nd Floor of the City Centre Mall.

Top of the escalator or just off the elevator.

421 Washington Street Mall Cape May, NJ 08204

(609) 846-7688

CapeAtlanticBookCompany.com

REAL BOOKS FOR REAL PEOPLE! handcrafted necklace

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jewelry local art pottery books imports candles incense jazz & blues cds

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EACH week, Exit Zero ambushes an unsuspecting citizen (or citizens) with a beautiful bouquet of flowers from one of our fine local florists. This week’s recipient is Cathly Klemm from Northfield, NJ. What were you doing when we interrupted you? Walking on Beach Avenue.

Why are you visiting Cape May? My husband and I come here every five years to celebrate our anniversary. This is our 25th.

When was the last time you received flowers? Last year on the same date.

PHOTO BY GABI URDA... FLOWERS BY CAPE WINDS

ÒBest of the ShoreÓ 2011 South Jersey Magazine

good scents

corner of carpenters & jackson, cape may since 1986 ¥ open all year ¥ 609-884-0014

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Is Your Co-Worker CRANKY? Maybe she’s wearing the Wrong Bra!

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Let us help you find the Perfect Fit.

PHOTOGRAPHS BY SANDY MALONEY

BRA specialist available daily!

Walk right in or make an appointment.

Jenny Carleo,Jennifer Matthews, Samantha Matthews

Chris and Kate Devaney, Eileen and Chris Devaney Sr

Est. 1988

429 Washington St. Mall, Cape May NJ Across from the Ugly Mug 609.898.7448 Also at: Peddlers’ Village, Shop #30, Lahaska, PA 33 Palmer Square, Princeton, NJ

www.lacesilhouetteslingerie.com

Earl Scott, Bill Smith, Marshall Moody

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Exit Zero Goes On Vacation

Siblings Joanne Weyand, Joseph Zahora, Sallie Rousseau, Gary Zahora and Gregg Zahora took Exit Zero along to fulfill the wishes of their parents — to have their ashes spread in the Carribbean. (The parents are in this photo as well!) Gary said, “Everyone loved Jamaica almost as much as they loved Cape May. This photo was taken just before we stood in a circle in the waters of the outgoing tide, shared our feelings, and spread their ashes. Our Dad, Joseph Zahora, was a school teacher at Cape May High School, Lower Cape May Regional High School and Richard Titleman Middle School from the 1950s through the 80s. Our mom, Ann Zahora, was the first director for the county office on aging and later became the director of the office on aging for the state of New Jersey.” Thanks for sharing, guys!

PHOTOGRAPH BY ROVING EXIT ZERO CORRESPONDENT

Holiday Savings!

30-50% off our best cypress bird houses!

Great gifts!

Chattel House Village • 109 Sunset Blvd., West Cape May, NJ 08204 (609) 898-8871 • www.birdhouseofcapemay.com Open 10am-5pm (closed Tues. & Wed.) • Open Year Round Bringing Nature Closer to Your Home Since 1995

DUCT TAPE FASHION ACCESSORIES

Create the most fashionable accessories EVER with 25 yards of tape and over 50 stickers!

The

Toy Shop of Cape May

OPEN EVERY DAY! Wildly Imaginative Toys

510 Washington St. Mall, Cape May • (609) 884-0442

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Sue Witt

Liz Miller, Gil

Gil, Denise

Look for Christmas Parade specials!

Don’t forget... Spend $50 and receive a $10 gift card for future use.

(609) 898-4TEA • www.teaincapemay.com 405 W. Perry Street, Cape May

An eclectic thrift store supporting Volunteers in Medicine offers a mix of upscale clothing, home decor, jewelry and funky treasures.

Join our artist in residence Penelope for Upcycle Saturdays!

Gratefully accepting donations & volunteer applications Open Tuesday through Sunday 600 PARK BLVD, WEST CAPE MAY, NJ • 609-884-5464

November 23 thru December 24

Scottish Breakfast Tea... 25% off this weekend

DON’T FORGET.

Tea by the Sea

Spend $100 and Receive a $10 Gift Card

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SCOUTS HELPING SCOUTS, FRIENDS HELPING FRIENDS

Join Boy Scout Troop 73 at their ANNUAL FALL SPAGHETTI DINNER FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH 4:30 TO 8:30 P.M. West Cape May Fire Hall Prepared by Chef Portewig ofCucina Rosa Spaghetti ~ Meatballs Salad ~ Bread ~ Dessert Adults $10 ~ Kids $5 (under 8) Take out available BEST DEAL IN TOWN!!

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Closeout Blowout!

50% off

all Bridgetown style bedroom furniture in Honey and Brown finishes.

Offer only available at our Clermont location.. 1930 Route 9.

While supplies last. (609) 624 3031

offer applies to in stock merchandise only. White and whitewash finish goods are NOT included. No rainchecks or backorders.

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The Answer Lady

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HE Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us.

Dear Answer Lady I am meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time at Christmas, and I’m terrified about making a good first impression.

I really like this girl, but I’m nervous that I’ll not only make an ass of myself and they won’t like me, but I’ll be that guy who ruined Christmas. Help me get a grip. — Bundle of Nerves Dear Bundle The Answer Lady met a young man when she was in high school who she despised on sight. After being classmates for several months (and never wavering from her first impression), she was stuck chatting with him at a keg party, and discovered that he was actually very bright, funny, and rather charming in an off beat sort of way.

Of course, many years later, he ruined this hard-won good impression at a grown-up

Wise answers to perplexing questions

cocktail party, when he quite literally backed the Answer Lady into a corner and proceeded to pepper her with questions and comments about what size shoe she takes, if she likes having her feet massaged, if she enjoys wearing boots, and whether she prefers to paint her own toenails or would rather have a gentleman do it for her, etc. But the Answer Lady digresses. The point is that while yes, it is true that one only gets one chance to make a first impression, if that impression is bad, it can be corrected at a later date. And if it’s

a good impression, well... it can always be completely ruined at a later date. So for your big Christmas meeting, pick up a gift from Bath Time, a good bottle of local wine from Hawk Haven, dress like a civilized person, relax, and let the impression-forming begin.

Dear Answer Lady I eat right and stay active in the warmer months easily, but from the Halloween candy through the New Year’s Eve blowout, I’m an eating, drinking, not-exercising machine. I can’t afford to join a gym, nor can I resist all the tempting holiday treats.

What’s a girl to do? — Fat in the Fall Dear Big The Answer Lady struggles with this, too — the key is planning. If you KNOW you’ll be drinking hot chocolate all afternoon at Congress Hall’s Winter Wonderland, eat a light breakfast. Shopping on the Washington Street Mall? Wear sneakers, and park as far away as you can. Replace your usual White Russian with a white wine spritzer if you’re stuffing your face at the office party, and so on. Use your head, and your body will fall into line.

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’Twas the night before Christmas, and all over town People were walking around with a frown.

“I’ve been to the shops and I’ve been to the mall, I’ve scoured each one, the large and the small.

All the gifts look the same, and nowhere I seek Can I find a present that’s really unique.

I want ornaments, music boxes and books of the best; Scarves, jewelry and teapots that are not like the rest.”

Then they heard Santa say, “Before it’s too late, Try the Carriage House Shop at the Physick Estate.”

d f df So the people came here And Santa was right!

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Dolores Boyle, Fran

Peggy Carnett, Beth Rumsey

Merry Christmas to All (and don’t forget the Cape May Lighthouse Museum Shop)

The Carriage House Gallery Shop at the Emlen Physick Estate, 1048 Washington St. Open 10am-5pm; call for extended weekend hours.

Closed Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day 609-884-5404 • www.capemaymac.org

MAC MEMBERS GET 10% OFF!

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Your purchases benefit on-going restoration and preservation efforts of the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC)

Arthur and Lisa Williams, Janice and Lance Williams

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The Movie Column

This week, Tom Sims, Executive Director of Cape May Film Society, previews in-theater films this holiday season

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IRED of those turkey leftover dishes yet? Then it’s time for some popcorn at your local movie theater. The 2012 holiday season appears to have a host of films to fit most tastes! Here is a rundown of what is and will be in theaters.

Lincoln: Daniel Day-Lewis gives what some are calling an Oscar-worthy performance as Abraham Lincoln, and audiences seem to agree with reviewers hype about the Spielberg film.

Silver Linings Playbook: Bradley Cooper joins leading lady Jennifer Lawrence in this romantic comedy also starring Robert DeNiro. This film is from the director of The Fighter, and has been getting Oscar buzz.

The Central Park Five: This is the first theatrical release from Ken Burns. The film about a brutal crime in New York City is getting mixed reviews.

Hitchcock: Anthony Hopkins plays the great director at the height of his popularity, and Helen Mirren plays the director’s wife. It’s a much anticipated film, but how

He’s the heartthrob starring in Silver Linings much more of these biographies can we take?

Rust and Bone: With more romance and less romantic comedy, this film seems to have gotten significant Oscar buzz since its release at Cannes Film Festival. Matthias Schoenaerts stars as a single father who helps a former whale trainer (Marion Cotillard) recover from an accident.

The Hobbit: Peter Jackson returns after the success of his Lord of the Rings trilogy

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Twilight: You know if you like it or not.

Don’t make me have to explain.

Zero Dark Thirty: Oscar-winning director Kathryn Bigelow and writer Mark Boal (the team behind the 2008 Oscar winner The Hurt Locker) tell the story of the hunt to kill Osama Bin Laden in this narrative film.

It’s highly anticipated by critics, but will it live up to the hype?

Amour: The director of the 2001 film, The Piano Teacher (Michael Haneke) returns to bring us a film about an elderly couple struggling with mental illness. While critics are praising the movie for how beautifully it is filmed, they call it the “feel-bad” movie of the season.

That gives you an idea of the movies coming this season. Join us Friday, November 30, at 7:30pm for a look at some of Hollywood’s greatest holiday moments at West Cape May Borough Hall. Call 609-326FILM or email capemayfilm@hotmail.com for info.

(609) 884-6181 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May www.katesflowershop.com

YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FLORIST FOR 28 YEARS!

ALL ITALIA, ALL IMPORTS Special Pricing On Beautiful Holiday Gift Packages!!!!

(609) 884-2300 • 510 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May

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What’s Your Story?

Every week, we ask: Who the heck are you and what are you doing here?

Who are you and what do you do? I’m Sabrina Temple, from North Cape May, and I’m a senior in high school.

What are you up to today?

My best friends and I are doing some Christmas shopping on the Washington Street Mall, and I’m looking for a key chain.

What do you plan on doing after high school? I’m going to continue working as a hostess at the Blue Pig Tavern, and eventually go to Stockton to study Occupational Therapy. After graduation I’d like to come back to Cape May and live here for a long time. I love the town!

What’s your favorite place in Cape May? Higbee’s Beach in the off-season. My friends and I go there to watch birds.

Interview by Gabi Urda PHOTOGRAPH BY GABI URDA

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The Ultimate Cape May Activity Guide

Whether you want family fun, or a romantic night out, you will find the answer in here... get reading!

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HE holiday season is upon us... okay, it’s been upon us since before Halloween when certain radio stations decided playing Christmas tunes 24/7. (How many versions of “Frosty the Snowman” are there??) But now it’s really upon us, and Cape May is a hub for holiday happenings... from tre-lightings to breakfasts with the big guy. So pour yourself a cup of hot chocolate, pop in your DVD of It’s a Wonderful Life (or go buy one if you don’t already have it, because that’s unacceptable), and read all about what’s happening on Cape Island this winter. For more information on any of the events you see below, contact the MidAtlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities at 609-884-5404 or 800-275-4278, or visit capemaymac.org.

November 29 through December 30 Cape May Stage presents A Tuna Christmas: It’s 24 hours before Christmas and times are tough. Bertha Bumiller’s drunken husband hasn’t come home, her kids are messes, and a

Admission is $35 for adults, $30 for seniors (62 and over), and $15 for students.

Christmas Phantom is destroying the town’s decorations. Two actors, 12 days of Christmas, and 24 hilarious characters will put a jingle in your sleigh. Performance schedule is as follows: Fridays at 8pm, Saturdays at 3pm and 8pm, Sundays at 3pm, and Thursdays at 8pm. The Cape May Stage theater is located at The Robert Shackleton Playhouse on the corner of Bank and Lafayette Streets.

December 1 39th Annual Christmas Candlelight House Tour: This self-guided tour, the main attraction of Cape May’s festive holiday season, features homes, inns, hostels and churches decorated for the holidays, plus caroling, strolling musicians and good old-fashioned cheer. Hospitality centers offer warm beverages and home-baked treats. Includes admission to the Physick Estate. Continuous shuttle service on heated trolleys. The tour will be held from 5:30 to 8:30pm. Tickets are $25 for adults and $20 for children, 3 to 12.

Christmas Traditions Lecture: Much of what we asociate with the celebration of Christmas comes from the Victorian era, including Christmas trees, cards, carols, and our image of Santa. Learn how Prince Albert brought Christmas traditions to England from Ger-

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Thursday, November 29, 2012 Activity Guide ? From Page 75 many when he married Queen Victoria, and how these traditions spread to America in this richly-illustrated lecture at 2pm at the Episcopal Church of the Advent, Washington and Franklin Streets. Admission is $10.

Breakfast With Santa: At 10am, enjoy a family-friendly breakfast buffet at the Inn of Cape May, 7 Ocean Street. Kids will have a chance to give Santa their wishlists... or plead their case. Tickets will be $15 for adults and $10 for children, ages 3 to 12.

December 2-4 A Dickens Christmas Extravaganza: Join world-renowned lecturer on Charles Dickens, Dr Elliot Engel, and immerse yourself in the storied world of Dickens with lectures and performances. Also featured are lectures by members of the Philadelphia and New York City Dickens Fellowships. Included in the Extravaganza is a Dickensian-style feast at the Washington Inn, along with a wine tasting and a holiday tour of Cape May... which will put even the biggest of scroogest in a festive mood. Admission is $150 per person.

Sunday Wine School Class, It’s a weekend of total indulgence, and what better time to indulge in delicious food and drink than the holidays? Admission is $135 (gratuity not included).

December 8 39th Annual Christmas Candlelight House Tour: This selfguided tour, the main attraction of Cape May’s festive holiday season, features homes, inns, hostels and churches decorated for the holidays, plus caroling, strolling musicians and good old-fashioned cheer. Hospitality centers offer warm beverages and home-baked treats. Includes admission to the Physick Estate.

Continuous shuttle service on heated trolleys. The tour will be held from 5:30 to 8:30pm. Tickets are $25 for adults and $20 for children, ages 3 to 12.

Brunch, Bingo, and Lace: C’mon girls… Leave the kids and your significant other behind and join us for a morning of brunch, bingo and a fashion show just for you from the lovely ladies at Cape May’s Lace Silhouettes and the Cotton Company, held at the Inn of Cape May, 7 Ocean Street. Admission is $25. Starts at 9:30am.

December 7-9 Cape May Wine Weekend: Triple your enjoyment by packaging together a four-course Wine Tasting Dinner at the Washington Inn Friday evening, a Saturday afternoon Winery Cellar Tour at Cape May Winery and a

Breakfast With Santa: At 10am, enjoy a family-friendly breakfast buffet at the Inn of Cape May, 7 Ocean Street. Kids will have a chance to give Santa their wishlists. Tickets are $15 for adults

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Mayor Pam, Helen, Harry and Millie Schmidt

The Pilot House did a great job hosting. We always try to participate in the fundraisers for the West Cape May Christmas Parade. We’ve been going to that event for about 20 years — we make a big deal out of it! All of our friends come down to watch with us.

This year won’t be any different!

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December 14 Mad Batter Wine Dinner — Happy Holidays: Celebrate the holidays early with a festive five-course dinner paired with a selection of wines at the Mad Batter restaurant. Dinner is limited to 60, will begin at 7:30pm, and costs $75 per person (tax and gratuity included).

December 15 39th Annual Christmas Candlelight House Tour: This selfguided tour, the main attraction of Cape May’s festive holiday season, features homes, inns, hostels and churches decorated for the holidays, plus caroling, strolling musicians and good old-fashioned cheer. Hospitality centers offer warm beverages and home-baked treats. Includes admission to the Physick Estate.

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Breakfast With Santa: At 10am, enjoy a family-friendly breakfast buffet at the Inn of Cape May, 7 Ocean Street. Kids will have a chance to give Santa their wishlists. Tickets are $15 for adults and $10 for children, ages 3 to 12.

December 26, 27 Chef’s Dine-Arounds: After all the cooking and cleaning you’ve done preparing for holiday company, you’re ready for someone else to do the work! At these events, you’ll enjoy a five-course gourmet feast, with each course served in one of Cape May’s premier restaurants. Wine will be provided with each course, with a representative from the sponsoring winery on hand to explain the pairings. A trolley shutle between restaurants is provided.

The dine-arounds start at 6pm and cost $125 per person (gratuity included). Reserve early; dine-arounds are limited to 34.

December 29 Cape May Wine Trail: Spend the afternoon visiting Cape May County’s wineries and sampling the unique flavors of each. First, enjoy lunch at Lucky Bones Backwater Grille, 1200 Route 109, and then take the trolley shuttle to Natali Vineyards and Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery, where you’ll learn about viniculture and visit the tasting rooms. $60 per person includes lunch and wine tastings. Event runs from 12-5pm.

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A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Holiday Theater Happenings.

HE streets of Cape May put on a show at Christmastime, with garland and lights and costumed characters. Thanks to local theaters, you can also get some drama for the holidays.

Christmas takes a comic turn in A Tuna Christmas, presented by Cape May Stage through December 30, Thursdays through Saturdays at 8pm, Saturdays and Sundays at 3pm. Two actors play all of the residents of Tuna, Texas, who are facing an out-ofthis-world Christmas challenge. There’s a half-price senior matinée on December 9, and December 6 is “Pay What You Can” night. Tickets range from $15-$35, the show is suitable for ages 12 and up, and it runs two hours. On Thursday, December 13 you can meet the actors and learn what it takes to bring Tuna to life at a free “Coffee and Conversation” event presented by PNC Arts Alive. For a musical night out, Jody Cook performs 37 Stories In Which I Come Off Badly on December 10. Cook, to whom “mortifying, humiliating, jawdropping, and hilarious things have hap-

pened,” shares his story and songs. Cape May Stage also offers more serious fare with Eve’s Lament, written and performed

by Denise Kumani Gantt, on December 3.

In this one-woman show, Eve shares her poetic delusions of growing up in a world where women rule. Tickets are $20 for general admission, and $15 for seniors and students. For more information, visit to capemaystage.com.

Over at the First Presbyterian Church, the East LynneTheater Company presents

Louisa May Alcott’s Chistmas. This ”holiday treat for the whole family” features Gayle Stahlhuth in a one-woman show which tells two of Alcott’s short stories, “How It All Happened” and “Tessa’s Surprises,” and the opening of Little Women. The play continues December 2, 7, 9 and 14 at 8pm with a matinée on December 8 at 2pm. As usual with ELTC’s Christmas shows, the company reduces its ticket price as a holiday gift to its audience. Tickets are $25 for general admission; $15 for full-time students, and those ages 12 and under are free with parents or guardians. Visit eastlynnetheater.org or stop by the box office an hour before showtime.

Elisabeth von Trapp and the Empire Brass come to Convention Hall on December 15 at 8pm, bringing a show which features Ms. Von Trapp’s “hauntingly clear” voice singing Christmas music and selections from “The Sound of Music.” Tickets are $35 and are available at capemaycity. com. Come to Cape May to see a show and return home with a dose of holiday drama.

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UPCYCLE CRAFT WORKSHOP FOR HOME & GARDEN Tuesday Evening Series November 27 and December 4 6:30 p.m.

By definition Upcycling is the process of converting waste materials or useless products into new materials or products of better quality or a higher environmental value.

Join Center Director and obsessed repurposer, Gretchen Whitman, for this series of crafting workshops where you will take found objects and transform them into top-quality home goods and garden art. The projects list and the needed supplies will be provided at the first workshop.

Bring your ideas as well to share with your classmates.

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HOLIDAY WREATH AND GARLAND WORKSHOPS Thursday, November 29 10:00 a.m. to noon Friday, November 30 10:00 a.m. to noon 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. (Girls Night Out) Saturday, December 1 10:00 a.m. to noon 12:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m.

Sunday, December 2 1:00 p.m.

Using fresh evergreens of Douglas fir, spruce, pine, cedar and other natural materials, create a handcrafted wreath or garland of distinction that will rival those gracing the pages of expensive specialty catalogs.

The process is easy to learn, and even beginners leave with impressive creations. Materials and supplies are provided, but you’re welcome to bring your own special decorations. Pre-registration is a must.

Cost: $15 members, $20 nonmembers.

NOTE: We will need plenty of fresh evergreens for these workshops. If anyone has evergreens from their yard to donate, please call NCCM at 609.898.8848 to arrange for delivery or pickup.

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Stage performances will take place throughout the day. And, don’t miss our nature exhibits and live animals.

Join us for the FUN! Walk-ins welcome.

The location is Cape May City Elementary School, 921 Lafayette St., in Cape May. Cost of admission: $6 per person (children under 3 are free)

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UDIENCES love A Tuna Christmas. “It was hilarious! The perfect thing to start off the Holiday season!” writes one enthusiastic patron.

Need a break from holiday shopping madness? Cape May Stage is offering matinées of A Tuna Christmas all season long.

Rest your tired feet for a spell with the madcap residents of the third smallest town in Texas, where it’s 24 hours before Christmas and Bertha Bumiller’s drunken husband hasn’t come home, her kids are messes, and a Christmas Phantom is destroying the town’s decorations. It’s a hilarious holiday gift for the whole family, sure to tickle the funny bone of even the most bah-humbug Scrooges.

This Saturday, December 8, is the next in the Meet Your Seat series: A Holiday Open House. Made possible by PNC Arts Alive, this FREE event is your chance to tour behind-the-scenes of the Robert Shackleton Playhouse, enjoy a concert of carolers, and get in the holiday spirit. Make reservations in advance and purchase a discounted Family Pass (only $25 and includes up to 5 admissions) for the December 26 performance of A Tuna Christmas. Call 609-8841341 or email Alicia Grasso at alicia@capemaystage.com for details or tickets.

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Waking up in a mental institution after attempting suicide, a middle-aged Eve shares her poetic delusions of growing up

Above: Turner Crumbley and Jody Cook star in the hilarious holiday comeday, A Tuna Christmas, playing now at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse. in a world where women rule. This powerful, one-woman show is presented by Chase Arts and features music by bassist Michael Logan.

On December 10, star of A Tuna Christmas, Jody Cook, brings 37 Stories in Which I Come Off Badly to the Second Stage! The stories are funny, sad, and hard to believe, but entirely true. Join him in a cabaret performance at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse as he exposes his tortured soul and unburdens his cold heart with a tear in one eye and a smirk in the other. This singular cabaret features music by Kander and Ebb, Stephen Sondheim, Jule Styne, David Yaz-

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Tickets for a show are a fantastic gift, or you can plan ahead and purchase a gift certificate redeemable for Cape May Stage’s 25th season package next year. Huge savings and extraordinary flexibility come standard in each subscription. Cape May Stage offers numerous benefits and discounts, including a 10% discount on all merchandise. Give the gift of theatre this holiday season!

Don’t miss out on all of these woderful happenings. Call 884-1341 or visit capemaystage.org for details.

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This column is made possible through the generosity of Second Stage Series sponsors Chris and Dave Clemans as part of their support for the arts in Cape May

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Bird Droppings

The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

I

T JUST happened again! Another person showed up on a CMBO bird walk with squeaky new but worthless binoculars. She probably bought them online. She probably got totally bamboozled by all the makes and models and nonsense facts that promoters use in instrument descriptions (instead of offering the useful information buyers really need).

She may even have gotten a deal.

But a real deal on a binocular that is a functional dud isn’t a savings. It’s a waste.

Worse than that, it’s a frustration.

Everyone else was able to bring their binoculars to view the host of Cave Swallows that were buzzing around our heads. And were thankful that they had adequate binoculars.

But the woman with the binoculars with the teeter-totter focus mechanism found, much to her sorrow, that the instrument in her hand could almost get focused quickly.

But never sharply focused before the birds were gone.

That’s why the Cape May Bird Observatory doesn’t sell “insta-focus” binoculars. Or

“perma-focus” or “non-focus” binoculars. Or binoculars that have a “zoom” mechanism.

Or binoculars that have amber coated lenses (that turn the world green). Or binoculars that are too powerful to be held steady. Or don’t focus close enough for woodland birding. Or don’t offer a wide field of view. Or are not bright, sharp and well balanced. Or...

You see, the Cape May Bird Observatory

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That’s why CMBO is in business.

Put the right instrument into a person’s hands (one that is well spec’d to meet the tough demands of bird watching) and CMBO’s store staff are serving their mission and we have a thankful audience.

Some readers are probably thinking that this is a lot of hype. A binocular is a binocular.

You bring them up to your eyes and they make things look bigger.

Not so quick. You’ve never really looked through quality binoculars have you? Treat yourself. Go to CMBO and run your hands over the finest selection of field worthy binoculars in New Jersey. All the top brands; only instruments that excel in the field.

Some readers have wrongly concluded

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Bird Droppings ? From Page 95 that CMBO only sells super expensive instruments.

Slow down again. In the lineup are instruments that retail for under $100. There’s a whole selection that falls in the $150 to $300 range; about mid-price for quality instruments. In fact, some mid-priced instruments are so good, you’ll wonder why anyone would want to spend more.

But if you do want to see what it is that puts the WOW in high quality optics, go ahead. Bring a Leica or Swarovski or Zeiss up to your eyes. See where the state of the art in optical performance stands today.

Even if you have quality binoculars, if they are more than 10 years old, you simply will not believe how much better glass has gotten.

WOW! You can’t put a price on it. But it’s worth every penny it costs.

And by the way, aren’t the holidays just around the corner? Are you trying to figure out what to give that special someone that is truly special?

How about WOW. I’ll bet nobody is giving WOW this year. And when it’s wrapped in a superior binocular, it’s even a nice, handy, package.

A birder is only as good as his or her binoculars... but “good” does not always equal expensive...

Something you can put a ribbon on.

Something someone will be eternally thankful for. Even if it’s for you. And you can image how much thanks you’ll give each time you bring them into view.

We’ve got a lot of WOW to choose from at CMBO — THE place for all your nature needs and some pretty cool holiday gifts as well. CMBO, located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking Lake Lily in Cape May Point (609-884-2736), is open 6-days a week from 9:30am to 4:30pm (closed on Tuesdays) for your shopping convenience.

You can ask the staff for help, you can pick up a couple of bird feeders and a FREE birding map and checklist. While you are there, scan the bookshelves for some bargains in the used and vintage books section (maybe even a slightly used field guide for the kitchen counter), look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise including a terrific lithograph done just for the Cape May Bird Observatory (which is FREE when you become a member), or pick up some of the newest HAWKS in Flight clothing for your wardrobe.

Or just browse around; I’m sure something will catch your eye.

If it’s nice, sit outside on our garden benches and enjoy the birds and the view of Lake Lily. If you can’t make it to Cape May, you’ll just have to let your fingers do the birding online at BirdCapeMay.org or give a call — CMBO does mail order, too!

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Pete uses his talents and energy to make the natural world real for others. Author of several books on and about nature (available at CMBO) he weaves information, insight and even fantasy into a net that captures minds and hearts.

He has written for virtually every birding publication and for the New York Times.

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Homespun Holidays

WEEKENDS in DECEMBER through Sunday the 23rd FREE ADMISSION The Country Store is open 11am-3pm. Browse a unique collection of heritage goods, holiday gifts, artisan wares, handmade items, jewelry and much more.

Meet Father Christmas from 12-2pm!

Enjoy freshly baked goods at the Village bakery, horse and carriage rides through the festively decorated grounds, and visit the Welcome Center for a model railway exhibit.

Cape Island Theatre Company presents

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Old Grange Restaurant by Tony Clark

Donations to Volunteers in Medicine accepted in lieu of ticket sales. Doors open at 2:30pm.

First come, first served.

Historic Cold Spring Village has received funding through grants from the New Jersey Historical Commission and the Division of Travel and Tourism in the Department of State.

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Joe always had the best interests of the children in mind in any decision he has ever made. Now that he’s retired, he plans on hunting, golfing, fishing, and eventually, he’d like to travel.

He has enough interests to keep him busy for awhile.

— Ann Cirrincione

”

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MERRY WIDOW UNIT #2 42 Jackson Street Cape May 2 BR, 1 BA, hardwood floors, on site parking, excellent rental, furnished. $549,000

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608 Hughes Street Cape May Faithfully Restored Historic Home 4 bedrooms, 5.5 baths $2,100,000

309 Harvard Avenue Cape May Point Gracious Beachfront Home 5 bedrooms, 3 full and 2 half baths $1,400,000

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1027 Lafayette Street Cape May Charming Attached Home 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths $499,000

936 Lafayette Street Unit 5 Cape May Open and Inviting Floor Plan 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths $510,000

416 Portsmouth Road Tranquility Unobstructed Waterfront Views of Canal 4 bedrooms, 3 baths $725,000

3 Cardinal Drive, Cape May Court House Beautiful Home with Inground Pool 3 bedrooms, 2 baths $299,900

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27 IOWA AVENUE, VILLAS $139,900 Comfortable and Affordable three bedroom home!

118 ELLIOTT ROAD NORTH CAPE MAY 3 BR/2 BA on a 70 x 130 Lot OFFERED AT $169,000

1102 Lafayette Street Cape May City The Primrose Inn 6 BR/7 BA Licensed B&B on a 99 x 131 Lot Offered at $799,000

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Sol Needles Real Estate

1621 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY VICTORIA’S WALK CONDOS UNIT #103 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, Fireplace, central a/c, oceanview deck, heated swimming pool, parking and excellent rental history $669,000

228 WINDSOR AVE. CAPE MAY Semi-detached duplex in great location close to beach and mall. Each apartment offers 3 bedrooms with updated kitchens and baths. First floor apt. offers front screened porch and 2nd floor apt. offers nice rear deck. $597,000.

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1029 IDAHO AVENUE CAPE MAY Danielle, Brandon, Julie

3 bedroom, 2 bath Village Green home with expanded loft area in the great room.

Quiet residential street close to beaches and shopping. $568,675

This adorable 2 bedroom, 1 bath beach house has an open floor plan. Located just four short blocks to the beach. $550,000

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Homes Of The Week

Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

7 POND CREEK WEST CAPE MAY

219 NORTH STREET CAPE MAY

12 NORTH STREET CAPE MAY

524 WASHINGTON MALL CAPE MAY

139 STIMPSON LANE WEST CAPE MAY

Stunning 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath home on 2.88 acres on a private cul-de-sac. This dream home offers several decks of unobstructed sunsets. This home was built by the builder for his family and it boasts a first floor bedroom suite, dining room, kitchen, sunroom, laundry and large screened porch off. Master suite on the second floor along with 2nd laundry area and an observation room with 20 x 20 deck. Third floor offers a media room and a family game room with pool & poker tables. $890,000

Downtown Victorian on North Street featuring 4 apartments, spacious rear yard and parking for 6 cars!

Outstanding location only 2.5 blocks to the beach and 2 blocks to The WAshington Street Mall. Excellent income producing investment property. Potential to renovate into a single family home. $1,250,000

A unique Victorian beauty featuring 6 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms, formal dining room, living room, and eatin kitchen. Enjoy your wrap around porch and watch the horse and carriage go by.

2 Blocks to the beach and to Washington Street Mall. $1,169,500

Historic commercial property on Cape May’s “Mall.” Victorian building with an established 92 seat restaurant, bakery and clothing boutique plus 2nd/3rd floor completely renovated living quarters offering 4 bedrooms, 2 full baths, central a/c and modern kitchen. Basement contains a complete line of baking equipment... a rare opportunity. $2,700,000.

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway, W. Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com

DeSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1300 desatnickrealestate.com

Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Ave., Cape May coastlinerealty.com

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall Cape May (609) 884-8428 cbcapemay.com

Perfect for year round living, beach home, investment property, or any combination. Attached legal apartment with separate entrance and utilities. Inviting mahogany wrap-around porch offers with beautiful hardwood floors. Kitchen and dining area overlook rear yard and above-ground pool. The first floor legal apartment offers living room, bedroom, full bath, and a small kitchen.

Second floor features large master bedroom with office area, two guest rooms, and a full bath. $575,000

305 NANTUCKET DRIVE CAPE MAY

305 PARK BLVD. WEST CAPE MAY

1420 PENNSYLVANIA UNIT B-1, CAPE MAY

1116 OHIO AVENUE CAPE MAY

7 HERRON COURT, C. M. COURT HOUSE

Sprawling ranch home located on a cul de sac in the Tranquility subdivision just outside of Cape May City.

This large home offers a living room with a gas fireplace, eat-in kitchen, formal dining room and a family room.

There are three bedrooms and two full baths plus a laundry room and an insulated garage. This is an ideal location if you enjoy being close to the action but like to live in a quiet environment. $284,900

This home has 4 bedrooms with one on the first floor, 2.5 baths, large screened-inporch, front porch with rockers, gas fireplace, stainless steel appliances, new wood floors though out, gas heat, central air never rented, comes fully furnished, very easy to see. $559,000

Goodwinds Condos, 1st floor 2 bedroom 2 bath offering living room, dining area, kitchen with pass through, central air, gas heat, large front porch and private entrance. All decks/porches were refinished in spring of 2012. Off street parking, close to the Cape May Harbor and Cape May Beaches.

Priced to sell! $279,000

A spacious & comfortable rancher. This home is located on a highly desirable street, just a few short blocks away from the beach & historic district. It is perfect for a primary home, vacation home, or investment property. This home was renovated in 2002.

Amenities include C/A, gas heat, original hardwood floors, low maintenance siding, remodeled kitchen, fenced-in back yard, BBQ area, outdoor shower, a rear shed & 3 plus car concrete driveway.

Lovely 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Dartmouth model townhome with den/office in The Four Seasons at Stone Harbor is in an active adult community.

Features double sided gas fireplace between living and dining rooms, hardwood floors, brick patio-perfect for outdoor dining, upgraded kitchen with stainless steel appliances and granite countertops. 1st Floor Master Suite with garden tub and additional shower. Four Seasons features a community pool and poolhouse. $375,000.

Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1007 wwilseyrealty.com

Heijung Park-Colameco Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street Cape May 609-884-5800

Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 theresasenico.com

Darcy Dickenson Cape May Realty 311 Pittsburgh Avenue Cape May 609-602-4122 capemayproperty.net

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 jerseycaperealty.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St., Cape May (609) 884-3332 chrisclemanssir.com

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1116 OHIO AVE. CAPE MAY 4 BEDROOM 2 BATH (MLS# 147011)

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908 S Parkway, Erma 3 Bdrm, 1 Bath, sleeps 4 Year Round/ $1250/month 153 Leaming, West Cape May 2 Bdrm, 1 Bath, sleeps 4 Year Round/ $1300/month Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-1007 wilseyrealty.com Winter rental 712 A Corgie Street Cape May $1000 per month September-May Darcy Dickenson Cape May Realty 311 Pittsburgh Avenue Cape May 609-602-4122 capemayproperty.net Pet Friendly Rentals 1238 Lafayette Street, Cape May 2 BR, 2 BA, a/c, sleeps 8.

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402 Oak Avenue, Cape May Point 3 BR, 1 BA, a/c, sleeps 6 Call for details.

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www.deSatnickRealEstate.com 660 WASHINGTON STREET, UNIT S-1, CAPE MAY Opportunity to purchase commercial space in Downtown Cape May. Located within close proximity to the Washington Street Mall. $330,000 614 MYRTLE AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY Well maintained 3 BR/2.5 BA townhouse offers the perfect setting to enjoy downtown coastal style living! $549,000

1001 LAFAYETTE STREET CAPE MAY NJ 08204 TODD H. DE SATNICK, BROKER OF RECORD

1321 D Virginia Avenue, Cape May Summer season, Memorial Day through Labor Day. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. $10,000 plus utilities.

239 Fifth Avenue, West Cape May Summer season, Memorial Day thru Labor Day. 2 BR, 2 BA. $11,500 plus utilities.

Homestead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com 1310 B Pennsylvania Ave, Cape May Screened Porch, Open Deck, 2 Bedrooms Sleeps 6. $900-$1200 week 842 West Rio Grande Ave, Shaw Crest Summer Season Rental Sleeps 4, $7,000 Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5005 coastlinerealty.com 1009 Stockton Avenue, Cape May 7 bedroom, 2 ½ bath home, sleeps 19, central a/c, wi-fi 0 $4,000-$5,500/week.

24 Mt. Vernon Avenue, Cape May 3 bedroom, 1 bath home, sleeps 8, window a/c, $675-$1765/week.

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5800 • jerseycaperealty.com

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • cbcapemay.com

201 Third Avenue West Cape May 4 BR 2 BA Year round or Seasonal Long term available.

Wonderful location, Plenty of room for large family.

151 East Pacific Avenue, Villas.

Two bedrooms, one bath. Living room, eat-in kitchen and laundry.

Propane heat. Off street parking. $900 + utilties.

Inquiries to rentals department at Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-5800

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty, 2505 Bayshore Road Villas, NJ 08251 (609) 408-4655 theresasenico.com

1307 Beach Ave., Unit 3, Cape May Condo, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Sleeps 6. $775-$1650 per week.

Now Seeking Year Round and Monthly Rentals! Call deSatnick Real Estate to List Your Rental Property Today!!!

401 Second Ave., West Cape May Single Family 4 bedroms, 2 baths Sleeps 10. $950-$1825 per week.

Currently Seeking Beachfront Weekly Summer Rentals! Call deSatnick Real Estate to List Your Rental Property Today!!!

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-3332, chrisclemanssir.com

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May 609.884.1300 • deSatnickRealEstate.com

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A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, Exit Zero Publishing is owned

by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish highquality books as well as this fine periodical.

Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Director: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Staff Writer: Diane Stopyra, diane@exitzero.us Arts Editor: Tom Sims Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Nicole Mehlman, Gabi Urda Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Julia Melendez Ashley Larson, Felicia Trusevich, Columnists: Kate Chadwick (The Answer Lady), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (The Old Fogey) Labeler: Mary Smith Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your home in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 B&W issues, plus five in color. Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe.

DOWNTOWN CAPE MAY Swain’s, Mariah’s, Guardian, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish Imports, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Island Grill, Primrose, CCA, Primo Hoagies.

WASHINGTON STREET MALL The Original Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Jackson Street Boutique, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Ella's, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Café, Love The Cook, Bath Time, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents.

WASHINGTON STREET Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, Billmae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr Feldman Dentistry,

Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers.

BEACHFRONT King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richard's Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette.

COLUMBIA AVENUE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, White Dove Cottage, The Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star.

GURNEY/OCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Bamboo Shack, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel.

EAST CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Cape May Laundromat, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin.

WEST CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher

Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Antique Doorknob, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Café, Flanegan’s Framing, 7-11, Copper Fish, HomeStead.

SUNSET BOULEVARD Sunset Liquors, The Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop.

ROUTE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center.

NORTH CAPE MAY Laundromat, North Beach Gym, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May–Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary.

OFF THE ISLAND Canyon Club, Harbor View, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards.

VILLAS Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wing It.

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