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EXIT ZERO A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean December 20, 2018 Vol. 16, No. 46 America’s Original Seaside Resort

Festive Nights At Fins Annual Cookie Exchange At Cape May Elementary P42-53

Uncork Christmas At Hawk Haven Winery P58-63

Kassidy’s graduation crew at Fins Ugly Sweater party on Saturday night. More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov

Brinch With The Grinch Brinch with the Grinch at Exit Zero Filling Station last weekend featured a festive dining room, servers dressed as Whos, the Jim Carey version of The Grinch who Stole Christmas playing on the TV, some green-themed menu additions and, of course, the mean one himself skulking around our fireplace. The Grinch harassed, er, took pictures with eager customers and gave out Christmas presents. Okay, the presents were just pieces of fruit, but this IS the Grinch we’re talking about. We weren’t expecting it, but we think the grownups had more fun than the kids...

Meowy Catmas! $25 Cat & Kitten Adoptions P67-69

Gray and Ash Grasso with the Grinch on Saturday morning at Exit Zero Filling Station’s Brinch with the Grinch. More photographs in next week’s issue. Aleksey Moryakov

Hospitality Night On The Mall P72-83

DON’T MISS OUR LEGENDARY CLIPART CONTEST ... PAGE 22


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609.884.1300 FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

421 THIRD AVENUE, WEST CAPE MAY 3 BR/2 BA situated on a 50x158 lot. $549,900

1320 B VIRGINIA AVE., CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA Village Greene quad. $314,000

215 HERITAGE LN., UNIT B4, CAPE MAY 4 BR/2.5 townhouse. $925,000

151 STIMPSON LN., WEST CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA cottage with a detached studio space. $381,000

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

416 FERN RD., VILLAS 3 BR/2 BA home located one block to the bay. $379,000

214 HUGHES AVE., NORTH CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA home with 1.5 detached garage. $189,000

703 GORDON TER., NORTH CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA home on a 60 x 100 fenced-in lot. $245,900

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

1305 CAPE MAY AVE., CAPE MAY 4 BR/3 BA rancher located six blocks to the beach. $899,000

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

118 LAFAYETTE AVE., DEL HAVEN 2 BR/1 BA renovated cottage. $149,000

902 OCEAN DR., UNIT 411, LOWER TOWNSHIP 2 BR/2 BA waterfront condo. $417,500

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May NJ

Browse our inventory of over 50 sale and 200 rental listings and the MLS at

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT - SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON - PROPERTY WATCH - MAINTENANCE

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12/15: Ugly Sweater Party At Fins Bar And Grille

Bryan, Christine, Paula, Jack, Chuck Marlow, John, Maddie PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

hoppy holidays! Limited Edition Craft Christmas Beers Now On Tap

Free $20

gift card when you buy a

$100 gift card

The Oyster Bar

Lucky Bones WEDNESDAY NIGHTS Local & specialty East Coast oysters shucked to order PRICES STARTING FROM $1

Backwater GrillE OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER DAILY 1200 ROUTE 109 SOUTH • CAPE MAY (609) 884-BONE (2663)


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The Big Exit Zero Information Page

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some FREQUENTLY ASKED Qs What happened to the Exit Zero Store and Cookhouse? They both got eaten up by the Exit Zero Filling Station monster, a super-exciting project right across the road from our old place. It’s a gas station, convenience & merchandise store and restaurant! Oh, and it’s where our publishing office is, too. Why are you no longer offering subscriptions? Too many people were either receiving their issues very late or, in some cases, not at all. That’s all down to the vagaries of sending by bulk mail, which was our only option, unless you want to pay $100 to get EZ delivered first-class (some people HAVE signed up). You can still subscribe to the color issues — $32.50 for four. Call 609-770-8479 to order, or visit ezstore.us. Where do reindeer get their name? Nothing to do with the reins of a sled. It comes from the old Norse word (hreinn) for deer. Another fun fact? While you’ve heard of Rudolph’s glowing nose, all reindeer sniffers are pretty special — they’re designed to warm air before it gets to the lungs.

ABOUT US Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright Operations Manager: Katie Repici Contributing Editor: Diane Stopyra Contributing Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Gabi Urda, Jessica Orlowicz Contributing Writers: Catherine Dugan, Pete Dunne, David Gray, Terry O’Brien, Tom Sims, Susan Tischler Computer Fixer/Nerd: Mike Mole Contact Us: 609-770-8479, info@exitzero.com Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is delivered to around 300 establishments in the area. Get a head start by reading it online from Wednesday morning on exitzero.com.

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER

SEND A VACATION PHOTO

«Email us at photo@exitzero.us (write Photo Order in subject line) and tell us the date the photo appeared and on which page. If you don’t have email, call us on 609-770-8479.

«Email info@exitzero.us and write PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or call 609-770-8479. There is no charge, but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!

«We love pictures of our magazine on vacation. Email your photos and details to info@exitzero.us and write EZ ON VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT send hard copies. They don’t print well.

SUBSCRIBE TO COLOR ISSUES

READ US ONLINE

ADVERTISE

«Although we no longer offer subscriptions to the weekly issue, you can still subscribe to the FOUR color issues next year. Call 609-770-8479 for more information.

«You can read our issues online, courtesy of our virtual magazine reader. Just visit our website, exitzero.us, and click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE. Enjoy!

«This magazine is funded through advertising – so please support our advertisers! To discuss our affordable packages, contact Jack Wright on 609-770-8479 or jack@exitzero.us.

SOME INTERESTING TRIVIA AND FUN FACTS

Celebrity Sightings

On The Wild Side

Local Landmark

Harriet Tubman, who helped slaves to liberty via her Underground Railroad, worked as a cook at The Mansion House, on Washington Street, in the early 1850s. The Macedonia Baptist Church will be converted into a museum honoring Tubman by 2020.

The bad news? Many of New Jersey’s 22 snake species can be found in Cape May County. The good? All are harmless. One type, the black racer, grows up to 60 inches. He’ll slither away from approaching humans... or lift his head to study you.

St Peters by the Sea Episcopal Church in Cape May Point is one of the quaintest (and most photographed) on the island. It was built in 1876 at the Centennial Exhibition in Philadelphia’s Fairmount Park, but as the event closed down, the frame was dismantled and shipped to the Point, a hamlet founded as a religious community the year before by John Wanamaker of the Philadelphia department store. Due to beach erosion, the church was moved a block in 1896 to its present location on Lake Drive.

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN EDITOR? IT’S RIDDLE TIME! «Here is this week’s riddle — answer is on page 22. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?


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A Cape May Classic since 1926

Farkas fri......Flowers for Taco sat.... JJ Rupp tue... DJ Drumatic wed.. Hey Buddy thu... Shake 3x

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HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7pm

LATE-NIGHT MENU Available Every Night Till Close!

GOOD FOOD. GOOD DRINKS. GOOD TIMES! 426 WASHINGTON STREET 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook

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Exit Zero Almanac

All the meteorological, oceanographic and other scientific data you need to plan your weekend! WEATHER

THU December 20 FRI December 21 SAT

December 22

SUN December 23 MON December 24

51

SUNRISE

SUNSET

7:14

4:40

MOON PHASE

W 7 8 M 56 7:14 4:41 W 7 8 @ 47

7:15

4:41

E 7 8 N 44 7:15 4:42 1 7 8 N 43

7:16

4:42

2 7 8 O

HIGH TIDE

LOW TIDE

5:35am 11:47am 6:22am 12:37pm 7:09am 7:57am 8:46am

1:26pm 2:16pm 3:07pm

OCEAN TEMP

48 48 48 48 48

SURF REPORT

0-1ft

Ankle-high, glassy

5-7ft

Head-high, choppy

4-5ft

Chest-head, choppy

1-2ft

Knee-thigh, choppy

1-2ft

Ankle-knee, choppy

New Year’s Eve at the Washington Inn Join us New Year’s Eve for a four-course dinner & champagne toast 5:00-6:30pm: $90 per person 6:45-10:00pm: $115 per person 801 Washington Street, Cape May 609.884.5697 washingtoninn.com


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Our Famous

ITALIAN CHRISTMAS SAUSAGE Available Nov 1 -­ Dec 31

PLACE YOUR ORDER TODAY!


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Goings-On Around Town

The happenings and events in America’s Original Seaside Resort CAPE MAY STAGE PRESENTS AN ACTOR’S CAROL Where: Robert Shackleton Theater. When: Now-December 29. Thursday-Saturday at 7:30pm. Saturday-Sunday at 3pm. How Much: Cost varies. Know This: This fresh take on a beloved classic is “A Christmas Carol”... but told from the point of view of the stage crew! It’s set in Cape May and designed to tickle your funny bone. ‘Tis the season to laugh. More info: Call 609-770-8311. SANTALAND DIARIES Where: Congress Hall When: Now-December 29. 7:30pm. How Much: $25/person. $39/lunch. $59/dinner. Know This: Come see Congress Hall’s production of The Santaland Diaries, with the help of Cape May Stage. Join for lunch or dinner and a show on select dates in November and December at the Blue Pig Tavern. A struggling young writer takes a

tented shopping village arranged around the swimming pool, while the Congress Hall Express train does circuits around the grounds and kids ride a classic carousel. There are booths selling hot chocolate, elves wandering the grounds dispensing candy canes and four Breakfast with Santa events. Yes, it really is as magical as it sounds. And yes, those are Santa’s real elves. More info: Visit caperesorts.com.

job as a Christmas elf at Macy’s in New York City. Go deep into the heart of Christmas and ger your holiday in high gear with this hilarious one-man show. More Info: Call 609-898-2300. WINTER WONDERLAND Where: Congress Hall. When: Now-December 31. How Much: Free to enter. Know This: A 35-foot tree sits in the middle of the hotel’s grand lawn, flanked by a

AN OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS EXHIBIT Where: Carroll House Gallery at the Emlen Physick Estate. When: Though January 1. How Much: Free! Know This: This is a must-see exhibit of holiday traditions through the years, complete with model trains, toys and much more. More info: Call 609-884-5404. ROLLER SKATING Where: Cape May Convention Hall.

n i g h t ly D i n n e r f e a t u r e s *

M o n d ay = P r i m e R i b $ 2 1 W e d n es d ay = F r a D i av o l o $ 1 9 Thursday, december 20 Local Appreciation Night 8:00pm - Close

Friday, dec. 21 Atley Moon 10:00pm

T u es d ay = C h i c k e n P o t P i e $ 1 5 T h u r s d ay = M e at l o a f $ 1 9

saturday, dec. 22 DJ Denny O! 10:00pm

Open Daily from 11:30am

sunday, december 23 Ken Shiles & CiBon 3pm nfl primetime 8:00pm

* Includes salad & dessert. Dine-In only.

monday, december 24 Open for Lunch. It’s Christmas Eve!

Tuesday, december 25 Merry Christmas! (We are Closed)

S E A FO O D & S T E A KS S A L A D S & F L AT B R E A D S KIDS MENU 20 DRAFT BEERS L I V E E N T E R TA I N M E N T P E T F R I E N D LY P O R C H

H a p p y H o u r S u n d ay- F r i d ay 3 - 6 p m 142 DECATUR STREET

on the

WASHINGTON STREET MALL • (609) 884-3449 • finscapemay.com


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Page 10 When: December 14-March 31. How Much: $5/skater. $2/non-skater. $2/ traditional skate rental. $4/in-line skate rental. Know This: Guests may bring their own standard or in-line skates. More Info: For the full roller skating schedule, visit www.discovercapemaynj.com. THE GHOSTS OF COLD SPRING Where: Historic Cold Spring Village. When: December 20. 6:30-8:30pm. How Much: $20/person. Know This: Join as we gather round the fireplace with local physic medium Bob Bitting as he discusses the history of Cold Spring like you’ve never heard it before! A special channeling session. Please attend with high positive energy! More Info: Call 609-898-2300. UGLY SWEATER PARTY Where: Cape May Brewing Co. When: December 21. Noon-9pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Everyone wearing their ugliest of Christmas sweaters will be entered to win some fantastic prizes. They will be giving out prizes every hour starting at 3:30, so get there early! Also, sip on eight killer one-offs, being

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tapped at 6pm. More Info: Call 609-849-9933. DINNER WITH THE CLAUSES Where: Congress Hall’s Grand Ballroom. When: December 21. How Much: $50/person. $25/kids 4-12. Know This: Sing along to your favorite Christmas carols and enjoy a delicious three-course meal. More Info: Call 609-884-6542. MAGIC FLOWERS Where: Aerodrome event space at the Marquis de Lafayette. When: December 22. 2-2:30pm. How Much: $10/person. Available at the door or on eventbrite.com and goldstar.com. Know This: An award-winning one-act comedy that takes place on Christmas Eve in Manhattan. The play is 30 minutes long and contains mature content. More Info: Call 323-793-2153. NEW YEAR’S EVE BEACH BASH Where: The Rusty Nail. When: December 31. 9:30pm-1:30am. How Much: $60/person. Know This: Put on your flip flops and aloha shirts and dance the night away to the rockin’

sounds of the Dane Anthony Band. Watch the beach ball drop as we count down to midnight. Includes appetizers, open bar, party hat and a champagne toast. More Info: Call 877-742-2507. EXIT ZERO BURNS SUPPER Where: Convention Hall. When: January 26. Doors open at 5pm. How Much: $45/person. Know This: Celebrate the legacy of Scotland’s famed poet, Rabbie Burns. Featuring fabulous Celtic music from the Bastard Bearded Irishmen and Nae Breeks Pipe & Drums and the John Byrne Band. Includes a 3-course Scottish meal catered by The Washington Inn. More Info: Reserve seats online at ezstore.us or call 609-770-8479. CHRISTMAS DAY DINNER AND FUNDRAISER FOR THE HOMELESS Where: Merion Inn. When: December 25. How Much: $65/person. $30/children’s menu available. Know This: Includes a three course prix fixe meal. All proceeds from food sales will be donated to the homeless emergency fund. More Info: Call 609-884-8363.

Harbor View Restaurant, marina & bar

Inside Dining & Bar Open Daily @ 11:30am Breakfast SATURDAY & SUNDAY 8-11:30am

thursday night

Prime Rib Dinner $16 friday night

Shrimp Stravangaza sunday all day & night

Burger Mania sunday night

Pork Loin Dinner $16

Taking reservations for New Year’s Eve Dinner CALL US TODAY!

WE’RE OPEN Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday HAPPY HOUR: THU & FRI 3-6

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY ¯ (609) 884-5444 ¯ HARBORVIEWCAPEMAY.COM


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The Warmth of Jackson Street Where Taste & Togetherness Converge

Nestled in the Virginia Hotel, live piano music echos from The Ebbitt Room with flavorful notes from their award-winning wine collection. Set to the backdrop of a cozy fireplace, guests enjoy a seasonal or a holiday menu featuring farm-inspired meals from local Beach Plum Farm. Congratulations to the Ebbitt Room & Chef Jason Hanin, Finalist for the Edible Jersey Local Heroes Award. Voting is now open through December 31, 2018. Vote at ediblejersey.com/vote-2019-local-heroes

Reservations 609.884.5700 | EbbittRoom.com | 25 Jackson Street

• Dining Room & Lounge Open Nightly • Piano Friday and Saturday Nights • Holiday Dining - Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve • Complimentary Valet Parking


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12/15: Ugly Sweater Party At Fins Bar And Grille

Cole Hickock’s 21st birthday crew PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Collier’s liquor store

BIG WINE SALE! Save 10% on 6 bottles & 15% on 12 bottles mix-n-match [ some sale items excluded ]

OPEN FOR

Christmas Dinner

Liquor store opens at 3 pm Dinner from 4 to 8 pm with a special holiday menu CHRISTMAS EVE HOURS Breakfast - 7:30 am to 1 pm Lunch - 11 am to 4 pm Dinner - 4 pm to 6 pm Last seating at 5:30 pm

OPEN 10-6 CHRISTMAS EVE CLOSED CHRISTMAS DAY: Merry Merry!

SUN-THU 10-8 FRI 10-9 SAT 10-10 202 JACKSON 609-884-8488 follow us on instagram

& facebook for weekly specials

Happy Holidays from our family to yours

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE

Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey 609-889-2000


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Serving Lunch & Dinner (Closed Monday)

HOLIDAY GIFT CARD OFFER! RECEIVE AN EXTRA $10 FOR EVERY $50 PURCHASED!

Chris, Gina

Stop By, Call or Order Online! Valid November 23 - December 24, 2018

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 tishasfinedining.com

HOLIDAY GIFT CARD OFFER! RECEIVE AN EXTRA $10 FOR EVERY $50 PURCHASED!

Mariah, Erik, Bailey

Stop By, Call or Order Online! Valid November 23 - December 24, 2018

CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY Monday, December 24 11:30am-3:00pm

Happy Hour Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE ALL DAY FRIDAY!

LUNCH & DINNER DAILY Kitchen Hours: Sunday-Thursday 11:30am-10pm Friday & Saturday 11:30am-11pm

3729 Bayshore Road Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5Westpub.com

Cousin Ray, Kate Robbins, Uncle Bob


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eat here. get gas. PLUS! Exit Zero Store... a gas station & PropanE!

110 Sunset Blvd 609-305-5203 exitzero.com

FUN BREAKFAST & LUNCH DISHES

GREAT BURGERS &

CURRIES FOR DINNER mon, thu, fri 10-8 / SAT 9-9 / sun 9-8

closed tuesdays and wednesdays gas & store daily!


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A COASTAL FARM

DISTILLERY W

OPEN FOR TASTINGS, TOURS, & FARM FRESH COCKTAILS

THURSDAY 3-9PM FRIDAY & SATURDAY NOON-10PM, SUNDAY NOON-7PM

LAST MINUTE GIFTS! 30% OFF SELECTED APPAREL & 15% OFF SPIRITS WHEN PURCHASING 3 OR MORE BOTTLES W

WE ARE CLOSED CHRISTMAS EVE & CHRISTMAS DAY OPEN NEW YEAR’S EVE NOON-7PM. CLOSED JAN 1-17TH, REOPENING FRIDAY JAN 18TH NOON-10PM, SATURDAYS NOON-10PM & SUNDAYS NOON-7PM. CLOSED THURSDAYS TIL FURTHER NOTICE

LOCAL LOVE

FRESH COCKTAILS DAILY • OPEN AT 11 AM

MUSIC LINEUP THURSDAYS:

5-CLOSE

BYOV- (BRING YOUR OWN VINYL)

OLD SCHOOL SHARE & SPIN RECORD BASH!

FRIDAY, DEC 21:

6:30-9:30PM

THE HONEYHAWKS

SATURDAY, DEC 22: THE SQUARES

SUNDAY, DEC 23:

6:30-9:30PM

3-6PM

ERNIE TRIONFO & DANNY EYER 916 SHUNPIKE ROAD (NORTH OF THE CANAL), CAPE MAY • 609 770 3381 • NAUTISPIRITS.COM


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Ramblings From The Editor

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Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends... by Jack Wright

all me unoriginal and repetitive (hey, I’ve been called worse!), but I’m going to bang the same drum as last week for two reasons. Number one: It’s the season of goodwill and I don’t have anything controversial to share with you (yet...). Number two: There are a couple events you need to know about, and maybe you weren’t fully paying attention last week, what with all the Christmas shopping you have to do and all those parties you need to attend. First up, our friends at the Merion Inn are hosting a Christmas Dinner Fundraiser for the Homeless on Tuesday, December 25, aka Christmas Day. All of the proceeds from dinner sales will be donated to the emergency fund for the homeless under the joint administration of A Voice for the Homeless of Cape May County and The Branches Episcopal Outreach Center in Stone Harbor. To eat a three-course Christmas dinner at this beloved Cape May eatery will cost $65 ($30 children), with seating from 2:30 to 7:00pm. Enjoy live piano music and a

keepsake photo... and you’ll know that every penny of it goes back to help people less fortunate than you. Call 609-884-8363 for reservations. Secondly, this is the penultimate opportunity I have to remind you that the 15th annual Exit Zero Burns Supper is happening on Saturday, January 26. On that night, nearly 400 people will file into Convention Hall for what is now one of the biggest celebrations of poet Robert Burns in the world. For those who keep

count, Calgary has us beaten (more than 500 turn up for that) and there’s an event in Dumfries, Scotland that attracts thousands over the course of a week. There will be 385 people seated caféstyle, enjoying great Celtic music from Philadelphia’s the John Byrne band, plus Pittsburgh’s the Bastard Bearded Irishmen as well as the pipers and drummers of the Nae Breeks band. The food and drink will once again be catered by our friends at the Washington Inn, who did a fabulous job last year. Meat lovers can feast on scotch egg and either shepherd’s pie or haggis, while veggies will be offered scotch broth and veggie haggis (which is seriously good). Robert Burns is the great 18th-century Scots poet — he wrote Auld Lang Syne among many others — who is honored at Burns Suppers all over the world. Tickets for all that entertainment and food cost $45. Buy them online at ezstore.us, or call our store at 609-770-8479. In the meantime, Merry Christmas!!!

OPEN

7 DAYS

Early Seating Prix Fixe

Three Courses for $40 Sunday thru Friday 5:30-6:00pm excluding saturdays

One of 100 Most Romantic Restaurants in America VOTED BY OPEN TABLE DINERS FOR 2018

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609-884-9090

& holiday weekends

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Where In The World Is Exit Zero? PHOTOGRAPHS BY A ROVING CORRESPONDENT

THE WINE BAR @ THE WASHINGTON INN

5.6.7

Chaz and Charles Antinori from the 149th floor of the Burj Khalifa (the tallest building in the world) in Dubai

HAPPY HOUR Martin Pashuck at the BP Plant 260 miles North of the Arctic Circle in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska

Every Saturday 801 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-5697 l washingtoninn.com

Mary and John Van de Vaarst at Flight 93 Memorial in Shanksville, PA


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FOOTBALL SPECIALS Sunday - All Day | Monday & Thursday - 7pm to closing

$2.50 Miller Lite on Tap $8.00 Large Margarita and Pepperoni Pizza with fresh ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm OPEN MONDAY - THURSDAY FROM 5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY FROM NOON 12 HDTVS FEATURING SPORTS • BEER & COCKTAILS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT • HALF PRICE WINE - THURSDAY NIGHTS

NEW ON THE MENU: EGGPLANT PARMESAN & FOCACCIA BOILERROOMCAPEMAY.COM DINNER, LATE-NIGHT MENUS AND TAKEOUT | 609.884.6507 | 200 CONGRESS PLACE

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12/6: DeSatnick Real Estate Holiday Party At Oyster Bay PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

SUNSET LIQUORS

Joanne, Jack, John, Jody, Karen, Rock

Sunset & broadway

10-10 mon-sat & 12-10 sun • 609-435-5052

Uncle Bill’s & FAMILY RESTAURANT Tayzojo

Uncle Bill & Aunt Betty visit Dec 22 & 23!

open daily

7:00am-2:00pm

Merry Christmas! BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY

Scott, Chad, Dennis, Todd, Jerry


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Bartender Of The Week Every week, we visit a local bar/restaurant to get the inside scoop from the person slinging the drinks. This week, Bobby Ransom from The Boiler Room is up. How long have you been bartending? Seven years. Favorite drink to serve? A cosmo. Because the ladies love them and I make them really well. What’s your bartending pet peeve? When customers order one drink at a time instead of giving their whole order from the start. Biggest tip? $100 on a $5 bill. Nice. Thanks Bobby!

BEER OF THE WEEK

WINE OF THE WEEK

Cape May Brewing Co Aiding and A’Bretting - ABV: 8.5% Normally responsible for ensuring Brett and bacteria stay out of the beers, the Lab Team threw caution to the wind – then aggressively hopped this Brett-filled IPA with Idaho 7 and Azacca. The result is dry, fruity and abundantly hoppy.

Sunset Liquors Schild Estate Sparkling Shiraz - $24.99 “Red fizz” shows full, round and textural up front with juicy Morello cherry and berry fruit flavors sitting alongside teasing glimpses of chocolate. The perfect holiday bottle of bubbly!

Seafood Report After chatting with some local fishermen, we were informed that loligo squid are in season. Did you know that squid change color to blend in with its surroundings and so becomes invisible to both its prey and predators? And the squid’s only defense is to escape behind the dark clouds of “ink” that it squirts into the water?

ENTER THE CLIPART CONTEST We concealed a typewriter in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.us (put CLIPART CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by December 28. Random winner will receive a 2019 Discount Deck. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Friday. Here’s the image. RIDDLE ANSWER FROM PAGE 4: Claustraophobic


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Raw Local & world honey Clean, natural Face & body care

Pure beeswax candles Tasting bar: 40+ varieties

Spend $75 or more and receive a $10 gift card... Sweet! we’re OPEN EVERY DAY

135 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May [ across from exit zero ] 609-425-6434 » capemayhoneyfarm.com

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12/6: DeSatnick Real Estate Holiday Party At Oyster Bay

Todd deSatnick and the ladies PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

IT’S GIFTCARDAPALOOZA TIME.

They’re the perfect gift and you can get ‘em online and in stores. 615 Moss Mill Road, Smithville, NJ smithvillepeanutbutterco.com

324 Carpenter’s Lane capemayoliveoilcompany.com

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Undertow

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Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence

t’s perfectly normal to be six days from Christmas and have no tree, no presents and no money to buy presents, isn’t it? Ah, the holidays… My second go-round as the Exit Zero Delivery Guy went a little smoother than the first. With a few route changes and more familiarity with the turf, I was able to trim my mileage (80.7 to 68.5) and time (a shade over six hours to five-anda-half), though people still seemed disappointed I wasn’t Mike DeMusz. I can’t help it if he’s younger and thinner and almost as handsome as me. I was born this way! Then I ate a lot. Speaking of Mike DeMusz (a little early in the column for a segue this smooth, isn’t it?), kudos are in order to he and Uncle Brian DeMusz for the installation of the nifty new mural on the grand wall of the Exit Zero Filling Station. Impressive work in a short period of time. Rumor has it they may tackle an exterior wall next. Or as Brian puts it, “Same brush, different wall.” Painter humor, amirite? Sad Sight of the Week: A very nice pair

of glasses sitting in the urinal in the Boiler Room men’s room. (TNT Acoustic played the Brown Room on Sunday night.). If nothing else, they had a pretty good view of the Eagles’ playoff chances. Speaking of the Brown Room and the Eagles (the super-rare double-segue, do not try this at home, you might strain something), Sunday was hella banging for both! (Do the kids still say hella?) BDN has, for now, given the Eagles life (BDN is a nickname for Nick Foles. Just Google it. If you’re over 18.) and Tim Joyce and I had yet another

incredible night there. Our entire fall/winter run there has been a massive success, with this past Sunday being the most massive-est. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s becoming a little bit magical. (Hey, it’s the holidays, let an old man be a little hyperbolic.) There’s something about that room that connects us to our audience. We have one more date there, the 30th, and I’d love for you to come see what I’m talking about. I hope everyone that plays there feels the same because it’s an awesome way to feel. Also awesome? Seeing John and Suzanne Cooke in said Brown Room. I mean, I assume it was John; same height, same weight, same face, but he was drinking wine. JOHN! BLINK IF YOU’RE BEING HELD AGAINST YOUR WILL! Of course, they were only there for our first set, then traipsed off to The Mad Batter for open mic night, as so many people do. (I encourage this; the MBOM is a great time, just throw TNT a little love on your way to or fro.) So I saw this quintet of 20-somethings in The Brown Room that I’d also seen at the

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Filling Station earlier that morning, and thought it pretty rude that they didn’t acknowledge me or say hello or something. Then it dawned on me that they hadn’t seen my face as when I saw them that morning I was in my Grinch mask and costume. I told them this story and boy did we have a laugh! Well, I had a laugh. Okay, nobody laughed, but at least it was super-awkward. (Important Safety Tip to Future-Self: If you feel like you’re allergic to something in the Grinch costume that is making you itchy and closing your throat and you have to sing late that night, you probably are. Though at least my Don Henley sounded really Don Henley.) North Beach Gym guy Mark Chamberlain texted me to offer congratulations on my sick burn at his expense last week. See? Mark gets it. Mark is also an excellent trainer and motivator. And his skepticism of my intention to run that half-marathon in October is well-earned; the last time I was in his gym he put me through a very mild workout that resulted in my almost needing an ambulance. And I’ve only smoked about 10,000 cigarettes since then, so… yeah. (I really am going to die, aren’t I.) Man, I should have taken that part in An Actor’s Carol that Roy Steinberg offered me back in April (when we recorded the first and, so far, only episode of the Cape May Arts podcast). That show looks like a blast. Chapter Four of my autobiography, “The Most Famous Person You Never Heard Of”, will be titled “The SixTimes I Almost Worked at Cape May Stage.” Served breakfast to Karin Rickard last week and she shared some of the local hot gossip with me. Of course, I won’t divulge it here as I am the picture of confidentiality. Karin, on the other hand… (THIS IS A JOKE. Karin simply shared a rumor she’d heard about me that is completely false and I’d need my head examined if it were true. The really good stuff was all about Bill Caterini and not fit for print in this family-friendly

December 20, 2018 magazine. ALSO A JOKE. Calm down, Bill. I can see your face getting red from here...) The other day I served lunch to Philip and Zach Boyd (how do I know their names? From our Exit Zero Frequent Filler sign-up sheet, where you can receive 7.5% cash back on every visit to the restaurant or gift shop, and your local gossip columnist can acquire your names, addresses and emails. This is how journalism works, right?), who are local “builders” of indeterminate things. Zach is hoping to be the Exit Zero Bartender of the Week one of these days (he works at the Rusty Nail, where he recognized me as a singer in an acoustic duo. Mind you, he didn’t say he liked my singing, only that he knew I sang there). I told him to hang in there; there’s a finite number of bartenders, his number is bound to come up eventually. And Philip brought his girlfriend to Scrooge at Elaine’s a couple of years ago, and she proceeded to blurt out “God bless us, everyone!” just before my fiveyear-old Tiny Tim. It’s cool. It’s only the most famous line in the show. But never fear; we exacted our revenge by completely humiliating her as she returned from the ladies’ room. And isn’t that what Christmas is all about? (In a karmic boomerang as vicious as it was predictable, it just took me four tries and 25 minutes to enter Philip’s info into our computer system. Well played, universe…) Speaking of the Exit Zero Frequent Filler program, we have one! All we need is your name, address, email address, birthday, social security number, credit card number (plus threedigit verification code), blood type and next of kin. It’s as simple as that! (Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration; name, address, email and birthday will do. And ladies, I will enter ALL your birth years as no earlier than 1980, because I’m a gentleman.) ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.


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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

race yourselves for Santa! For I will be coming down YOUR chimney, with my bulging sack and giving you a good... ah, I can’t do these gags any more. I’m worn out from all those years of it. In fact, I think my days of dressing up as that fat rogue are over. And it’s not just that today’s children are vile and entitled. Or that Christmas lists used to be a few carefully penned items on a piece of fine paper, rolled up and placed carefully on the spikes on the cast iron fence that surrounds the D’Catur Mansion (all local kids know that Santa and I have a close relationship, and that if you offend one of us, then best beware the wroth of the other. Not many know that the actual Santa is on a 20-stretch on Riker’s Island for some very non-festive acts. Actually, they were festive, but only for him. And that I have taken up his mantle and at huge risk (have you ever tried to drive a flying sleigh? It’s harder than finding a parking spot on Beach in season) and expense (You thought the elves actually made those fabulous Faberge Eggs so many of you have

received? Those layabouts do little other than sit around drinking eggnog and farting in time to a capella versions of “Deck The Halls”). But I am tired of it all – too many glasses of warm beer, an excess of cheap candy and too many friction burns from coming down too many chimneys. I know, I hear you say that sounds like an average Friday night in Wildwood. But it’s no laughing matter. So I am handing over the sable mantle to whoever I judge to be the best local candidate. I will not be conducting interviews as such:

no, I have been able to watch and evaluate every one of you for years. I was initially going to give it to Boris the Silverback barman, as he is both efficient and taciturn, but the poor dear goes ape (ahaha) for a banana, and that can be a hazard. Young Albert was up for it, but really, there’s no amount of suspension of belief that can make a Yorkshire Terrier Santa plausible, especially when he is prone to savaging the ankles of anyone he finds sleeping in their beds. That leaves a shortlist of demands that I fear cannot be easily met — the right candidate needs to be burly, possessed of a booming voice he (or she) is fond of using (preferably with an accent of some European stripe), glib, able to handle infeasible quantities of alcohol without passing out, and with an in-depth knowledge of our fair city. Furthermore, they should have muscular calves, as those will be the first thing any late-to-bed witnesses will see. Also, they should be able to read well, for deciphering all those notes from sugar-infused kids. I am at a loss, so will ask the brutish editor of this very rag if he knows anyone.

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Shopping Must-Haves

This week, three goodies from the Cape May Linen Outlet on Sunset Boulevard

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12/3: Annual Cookie Exchange At Cape May Elementary

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Falling for a book

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Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, holiday yarns

ccording to the Farmer’s Almanac, we’ve got a hard winter ahead. The experts at the almanac haven’t revealed the formula behind their remarkably accurate predictions over the past 226 years, but they do offer some clues. Spiders supposedly build larger webs before bad winters, and corn husks are thicker than normal. The snowy owl will arrive early. Acorns are abundant. The monarch butterfly departs early. If you kept track, for every day of fog in August, there will be a snowfall in winter. Add it all up, and the Farmer’s Almanac predicts a long, cold winter, with average snowfall but low temperatures, lingering well into spring. Faced with the prospect of a hard winter ahead, add a little softness into your life. “Knitting is the new yoga,” claim the folks at Fiber Arts Yarn Shop in the Washington Commons. Knitting is a great hobby that lets you relax and feel productive at the same time. It’s a unisex activity in most of the world, and, as you work, you keep yourself warm. Knitting and crocheting are rel-

atively cheap and easy to get started, and beginner mittens or potholders make great gifts. Perhaps your pet needs an extra layer for those early morning walks. A knit hat can be completed in a weekend, and legwarmers are back in style — perfect for the teen who won’t give up her leggings when the mercury falls. Or, form a knitting group and turn squares of scrap yarn into afghans for people in need. Fiber Arts offers free help with your projects when the store is open. They can help knitters of all levels decide how ambitious they want to be — for example, cables

are impressive, and more doable than you may think, but you do have to concentrate. Let the staff guide you, or wander through the store and let the yarn pick your project. Bay Springs Alpaca Farm at 542 New England Road also offers a selection of fine yarns to soften up your winter, along with premade items like scarves, stoles, gloves, sweaters, bags, and blankets. Their yarns tend to the natural colors, like white, tan, rose, gray and black. They offer different grades for different projects along with finished products. The farm store is open on Saturdays and Sundays from 10am to 4pm or by appointment. As a bonus, you can meet the alpacas. West End Garage offers a selection from the Bay Springs Alpaca Farm, as well as 60 other vendors to keep you cozy. Housed in a building that began life as a gas station, West End Garage is now a year-round magnet for shoppers looking for unusual gifts. They have a cafe to warm you up, and special holiday hours — open Christmas Eve until 2pm, and and New Year’s Eve until 5pm.

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Down DOWN 2. TV2 hit (6)show, Saturday night ______. 3 (7) 4 (7)item sometimes seen 3. Edible 6 around (6) strung a 13 across. 8 (5,5) lamp lit during 4. Hebrew 10 (8,3) Hannukah. 11 arrangement (11) 6. An of flowers, 15 or (4) stems fastened in a leaves, ring18and(7)used for decoration. 19 (4,5) 8. Sweet sticks that can be used for decoration (or eating.) 10. One of these may include Jesus, Mary, Joseph, shepherds, sheep and angels. 11. Red and green Christmas plants. 15. The ____ of David. 18. What gets lit on 4 down. 19. Transparent glass sphere made to be shaken. 21. Model railroad, e.g. 22. Steal a kiss under this! 23. A small statuette, especially one of a human form. 25. A long, narrow strip of fabric, used especially for tying something or for decoration.

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Congress Hall’s

Winter Wonderland Spectacular

WINTER WONDERLAND OPEN Through December 31 BREAKFAST WITH SANTA Congress Hall’s Grand Ballroom | Saturdays and Sundays through December 23* DINNER WITH THE CLAUSES Congress Hall’s Grand Ballroom | Friday December 21 | 5pm THE SANTALAND DIARIES: A DAVID SEDARIS PLAY Our own production of “The Santaland Diaries” with the help of Cape May Stage, in Congress Hall’s Harrison Room Thursdays - Sundays through December 28*

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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero. us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein. Dear Answer Lady My niece’s wedding was in July and we were unable to attend because of a health issue. Now it’s Christmas and I still haven’t given her a gift. To make matters worse, she is my goddaughter. How late is too late? One reason this happened is that we did not care for the selections on the gift registry and wanted to do something more significant. Alas, we ended up doing nothing at all. Do I make the cash gift I had planned a Christmas present instead? — Delinquent Uncle Dear Delinquent The rule used to be that you had up to a year after attending a wedding to send a gift, but The Answer Lady’s research now indicates that the consensus is that you should aim to have your gift delivered by

Wise answers to perplexing questions

the three-month mark. It allows the couple to get their wedding thank-you notes out within six months of the wedding. Pop into the Whale’s Tale and buy a beautiful holiday card, slip your check into it and include a note apologizing for the tardiness. Tell them you hope your gift will help ensure they have a blessed holiday and a joyous first year of marriage. You might also consider giving them a romantic weekend in Cape May at one of our lovely B&Bs like the Queen Victoria or the Peter Shields Inn.

Dear Answer Lady I just started dating a woman in November and I want to know what do I do about Christmas? I’ve been caught in this quagmire before and I don’t like it. What present do I buy? Too much and she’ll be looking at wedding dresses. Too little and I’m left out in the snow without a hat or coat. How do I straddle this landmine? – Jittery in Cape May Point Dear Jittery Bah! Humbug! You can’t figure out what to buy someone you care enough about to see on a regular basis? A bouquet of flowers from Kate’s. Something beautiful from Splash. Something elegant from Lace Silhouettes. Some combination of those would be ideal. The Answer Lady would add that you think too much and the spirit of Christmas has eluded you. Focus more on the reason for the season rather than the consequences to you personally. But whatever you do — do NOT buy her a gift certificate. That weasel move will definitely put you on the back porch looking in. And rightfully so.


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Bridget, Kathryn

Sam, Maureen, Ashley, Carly, Celine

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CAPE MAY STAGE CELEBRATING THREE DECADES OF THEATRE

The Robert Shackleton Playhouse 405 Lafayette Street, Cape May WRITTEN BY CHARLES EVERED

NOV 14-DEC 30

DIRECTED BY ROY STEINBERG

AN ACTOR'S CAROL NOV 14-DEC 30 THUR-SAT | 7:30 PM SAT & SUN | 3:00PM Having played Scrooge many times a cranky actor finds himself visited by three spirits of his own. A cast of 4 play 17 characters in this hilarious new look at a classic that reminds us that the most jaded among us can find magic in the holiday season- and in the theater as well. This Holiday Season, Cape May Stage will be accepting new & unwrapped toys for children in need through the Local Toys for Tots Campaigns. We will be collecting toys from November 14th-December 15th at the theatre. You can contact the box office at 609-770-8311 for more information.

Join us for Pay-What-You-Wish Dec 16th @ 3:00 PM

609-770-8311

capemaystage.org


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Bird Droppings

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Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

n winter, most songbirds are quiet. With no territories to defend or mates to woo, male songbirds greet the dawn in silence. Not so Carolina wren. This large russet-backed backyard skulker maintains both its territory and pair bond all winter so vocalizes its trademark “tea kettle, tea kettle, tea kettle,” song through out the winter months. Meandering through bushes or flipping leaves in search of insect larvae, wrens lead busy lives in winter when energy needs are high. Unless snow blankets the land, Carolina wrens are capable of surviving the winter unassisted, but an offering of suet cake is always welcome. Prolonged snow cover means many wrens starve. The wrens in our yard have taken to using our shed on cold winter nights, whose ill-fitting door offers easy access. Once, upon our return from a Christmas holiday in California, Linda and I opened the front door to discover that a Carolina wren had appropriated the wreath for a roost site. It led us on a merry chase that ended in an upstairs bedroom and the wren

being released outside. Carolina wren is not our only wintering wren. One tiny, nub-tailed wren, aptly named winter wren, thrives in Cape May by delving into downed logs, tree stumps and brush piles in wooded swamps. Easily recognized by it’s doubled jip-jip call, winter wren’s remarkably long, warbling and tinkling song is only uttered where they breed and that is not here. So until house wren returns in May, Cape May residents will have to contend themselves with the lusty song of the Carolina.

Northern cardinals and mockingbirds are also winter vocalists but these species don’t commonly become vocal before February, when lengthening hours of daylight trigger their territorial imperative. To attract these, and other, winter residents to your yard, try black-oil sunflower seed for cardinal, raisins for mockingbird. Remember to keep feeders away from glass windows and keep your cat indoors. Dr Daniel Clem, a leading authority on window strikes, estimates that 50% of all strikes result in fatality and multiple studies have been shown that cats are a leading cause of bird mortality. Carolina Wrens as ground foraging birds are particularly susceptible to cat predation. Heck, even our feeble-minded King Charles spaniel Mackenzie manages to catch one now and again, which she presents to us saliva-sodden and moderately masticated but otherwise unharmed. Hey Linda, time to put on the tea kettle, tea kettle, tea kettle, Mackie’s brought us another present. “Bad dog.”

Give the Merry Dec 24th Gift of Christmas! 10 till Beauty Noon 109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May 609-884-7040 accentonbeautycapemay.com


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Mike, Dorothy

Sean and Maureen Dillon, Lynda Hrycak, Ashley Conrad

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CHRISTMAS

MAC

BREAK All stressed out by shopping, family visits, decorating, the office party, travel plans, baking cookies... argh!!!

Give yourself a Christmas Break and revive that holiday spirit with one of our special tours:

Dennis, Santa, Linda

Lamplighter Christmas Tours Physick Family Christmas Tours Ghosts of Christmas Past Trolley Rides Holiday Lights Trolley Rides Evening Yuletide Tours and lots more! Visit our website for details & tickets

www.capemaymac.org Presented by the

Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC) 1048 Washington St., P.O. Box 340, Cape May, NJ 08204

The Honeyhawks and Santa

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

BOOMER is a little over a year old and is very energetic. He was stressed when he arrived at the shelter, but has become increasing friendly as he gets to know the volunteers and shelter staff. He’s looking for an adult household or one with older children and one that will keep him active and occupied. Bring Boomer home for Christmas!

NERO is a six year old, house trained, well mannered rottweiler that has been in the shelter since July 28, 2018. His size alone is impressive! Weighing in at 150 pounds this guy is one BIG dog! Nero is comfortable in a car and friendly toward people. He lived in an adult household until his owner could no longer care for him. Adopt today!

TITAN is a beautiful brindle pitbull mix. He is just one year of age and comes from a loving home. He was surrendered to the shelter because his owner was ill, but the family had great affection for him. He is well mannered in the home, enjoys car rides and is house trained. Bring this beautiful boy home for the holidays and adopt today!


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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

DALSU’S personality is just as fun as his name! He is nothing more than the biggest love bug you will ever find. Weighing in at 21lbs, Dalsu is the largest boy at the shelter. He wants nothing more than to crush your lap and be squeezed with a hug. And that’s exactly what Dalsu is looking for. A home with loving hearts as big as he!

MEOWY CATMAS!

BIANCA is a Siamese and snowshoe mix. She’s also a senior princess who will likely have many eager suitors stopping by the shelter. Her vaccinations are up to date, she’s house-trained like a boss, and now all she needs is a good home with a deserving guardian. Think you’re cool enough to care for this hip cat?

The Cape May County Animal & Adoption Shelter have $25 adoptions now until the end of December. All cat and kitten adoption fees are $25! For more information call the number above and bring the joy of a furry friend home for the holidays. Meowy Catmas!

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Sol Needles Real Estate FEATURED AGENT

BILL BEZAIRE Broker/Owner 609-827-3513 cell bill@cbcapemay.com

9 JACKSON STREET, UNIT 408, CAPE MAY

Debbie and Michael Brown, Nancy Gheysens

Bill and Megan Bumbernick, Tony and Christine Neri

Enjoying your morning coffee or cocktails on the deck of this iconic condo complex with ocean views. Fourth-floor location offers sweeping vistas of the town. Bedroom, bath, eat-in kitchen, nice-sized living room, bath with shower and covered deck. Complex has elevator, pool, gated parking, private storage and community room. $395,000

512 Washington Mall, Cape May 877-248-2684 cbcapemay.com Each Office is Independently Owned and Operated

Madison, Katlyn, Bob, Shannon, Jen, Mackenzie


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PROPERTY PAGES

307 STITES AVENUE, CAPE MAY POINT Coastal charm abounds in this custom craftsman Cape May Point home, one short block from Stites Beach. Designer home features an upside-down design with a spacious open floor plan and cherry hardwood floors. On the second floor is a great room with a cathedral ceiling and oversized windows. The great room has a gourmet kitchen area with custom craftsman cherry cabinetry, granite counters, a large center island and a complimentary built in custom designed cherry buffet – all perfect for easy entertaining! The living area has a gas fireplace with limestone mantel and surround, a built in TV cabinet, custom designed window seat, and a deck. Unique features of this home also include a full surround speaker system on the upper level, a mahogany craftsman front door, wainscoting, upgraded high profile molding, and custom craftsman interior doors throughout the home. This move-in ready home in offers you a wonderful community, uncrowded pristine beaches, picture perfect sunsets off the Stites Beach deck and a wonderful place to create your own seaside memories! Property being sold mostly furnished less artwork, wall decor and personal items. Asking price $999,000

Call Chris Clemans at Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty on 609-884-3332


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12/6: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Katarina, Milka

Madison’s Bakery

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Happy Holidays from the Rental Department

Jersey Cape Rental Team

Brenda, Ellie, Olivia, Judy, Ann Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. • 739 Washington Street, Cape May • JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com DEE LANZALOTTI, LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER


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Andi, Doug, Marcus and Lucas Marandino

UNDER CONTRACT

BJ and Nova Kane, Joey, Gordy Jones

Alice Wells, Will Riccio, Jennifer Francis, Honna Riccio


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FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED FULL-SERVICE REAL ESTATE OFFICE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK! Our listings are selling and we need new inventory to offer. Whether it be selling or renting your home, we would love to be of service. Call us today! BEACH FRONT

UNDER CONTRACT

REMODELED

GARAGE

101 WHILLDIN AVENUE CAPE MAY POINT LISTED FOR $1,600,000 4 Bedroom | 3.5 Bathroom

1901 TIDEWATER AVENUE RIO GRANDE LISTED FOR $314,900 3 Bedroom | 2.5 Bathroom

206 COLUMBIA AVENUE WEST CAPE MAY LISTED FOR $825,000 4 Bedroom | 3 Bathroom

13 ORBIT DRIVE CMCH LISTED FOR $299,000 4 Bedroom | 1.5 Bathroom RECENTLY UPDATED

RANCH

207 CREST ROAD CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE STARTING AT $199,000 2 Bedroom | 1.5 Bathroom BEACH BLOCK

508 DELVIEW ROAD CAPE MAY BEACH LISTED FOR $425,000 3 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom

This time of year, more than ever, our thoughts turn gratefully to those who have made our progress possible. In this spirit we say, simply but sincerely… THANK YOU!

210 EAST WEBER AVENUE VILLAS LISTED FOR $199,900 3 Bedroom | 1 Bathroom POOL

617 SEA GROVE AVENUE LOWER TOWNSHIP LISTED FOR $739,000 3 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE CAPE MAY 609-884-5005


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RICHARD PARKER

MARGARET KITTNER BETHEL

Realtor Sales Associate CRS, ABR, GRI

Service You Deserve From An Agent You Can Trust

609-602-8234

Realtor Sales Associate

2013, 2014, 2015 & 2016

609-408-1012

rich@buycapemayrealestate.com

OPEN HOUSE: Saturday, Dec 22: 12-2pm

2710 Bay Drive, Cape May Beach... $285,000 This well-located Cape May Beach cottage is just steps away from Delaware Bay beaches and its famous sunsets. Amenities include central A/C and heat pump, gas fireplace as well as a cheerful and bright Florida room. Make your dream of an affordable home near the beach a reality!

KIMBERLY GIPPLE Realtor Sales Associate

Resort & Second Home Specialist Circle of Excellence Award Winning Agent 2015–2017

609-972-9302

Kim@CoastlineRealty.com

OPEN HOUSE: Saturday, Dec 22: 12-2pm

318 Tahoe Drive, Cape May Beach 3 Bedroom | 1.5 Bathroom Welcome to Tahoe on the Lake! Move-in ready gem is three blocks to the Bay, with wonderful lake views! $299,000

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com

ADULT COMMUNITY

RETIRE IN STYLE!

715 Lily Pond Drive Cape Meadows, Erma $104,000 2 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom 2-car parking pad and large covered side porch

721 Lilly Pond Drive, Cape Meadows, Erma $124,500 3 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom Double wide, screened porch Huge living room, vaulted ceiling

ED C0NNOLLY

Broker Sales Associate With superior marketing and strategic planning you can expect a greater return on your investment. Call me today for a free comprehensive evaluation of your property.

609-602-3089

Ed@CoastlineRealty.com

“Ed helped us purchase our summer cottage at Cape May Point. During the 3 month negotiation process he was patient and supportive. He went the extra mile for us during this time, opened a lot of doors and was always just a phone call away to promptly respond to our concerns. Because of Ed the purchase of our cottage was a smooth transition. We definitely recommend Ed if you are looking for a knowledgeable individual who will work hard on your behalf.” — Gloria and Bill CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015, ’16 -’17


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MakeYour Shore Home Dreams Come True CALL MARYANN & START PACKING!

December 20, 2018

Todd H. deSatnick Broker of Record Direct: 609.780.2033 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: TdeSatnick@deSatnickRealEstate.com

815 Stockton Avenue One block to ocean. 6-bedroom home plus 2-bedroom cottage. $1,499,000 capecoastalproperties.com

MaryAnn Donahue broker / owner

e: MAD@GoCapeCoastal.com l o: 609-621-7000 l c: 484-614-5798

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

136 W. WISTERIA RD., 1232 WILSON DR., UNIT WILDWOOD CREST A, LOWER TOWNSHIP Award Winner 2014, 2015, 2016 5 BR/3.5 BA single family 4 BR/2 BA/2 PR townhouse home built by Cold Spring with 50’ plus boat slip. Carpentry. $1,495,000 $672,500

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Featured Sale Listings CHARITY R. CLARK

BROKER SALESPERSON, GRI, ABR

609.408.2192

charitycapemay@gmail.com

ALWAYS CALL CHARITY Advice. Experience. Results.

Happy NewYear! 104 FIRST AVENUE

Cape May, New Jersey - $899,000

1232 WASHINGTON STREET Cape May, New Jersey - $599,000

1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ 609.884.3332 | www.chrisclemanssir.com Christina P. Clemans, Broker of Record


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Stacy Hutchinson Broker Associate Direct: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: SCampbell@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE! Rain, Brooklyn, Mike

214 HUGHES AVE., NORTH CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA home offered w/enclosed porch and large 1.5 car detached garage. $189,000

FOR SALE!

421 THIRD AVE., WEST CAPE MAY 3 BR/2 BA home situated on a 50x158 lot and tucked away for privacy. $549,900

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS

Patti Carter, Eileen Baker, Laurie Long

Buying & selling with integrity & trust

Heijung Park-Colameco Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 Cell Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com

Expanded “Brentwood” Rancher 304 Portsmouth Road, Lower Twp/Tranquility 3 Bed, 2 Baths, 2-Car Garage Listing Price $385,000

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

Jessica, Kimmy, Tiffany, Shannon

(609) 884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com


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OWN A BUSINESS? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR INSURANCE LATELY?

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CONTRACTORS LIABILITY BUSINESS OWNERS POLICY WORKERS COMPENSATION COMMERCIAL AUTO FLOOD

CALL TODAY FOR A QUOTE

609-465-7700 Cassidy Jones, Coco Cola, Devin March, Joan Smith

JORD A L A GENCY 1538 ROUTE 9 NORTH · CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, NJ 08210 TEL 609-465-7700 · JORDALAGENCYINSURANCE.COM

GAIL WILSEY-MORRISON

MaryAlice, Jennifer, Jeanne, Jan

322 Alexander Avenue, Cape May Point

Enjoy privacy and quiet at this custom built 4-bedroom, 3 1/2 bath beach home on an oversized lot with in-ground saltwater pool. Offers 3092 square feet highlighted with cathedral living space, open gourmet kitchen, gas fireplace, wood floors, screened porch, master suite with private deck, office/ den/5th bedroom with wet bar and large rear deck. Furnished and move-in ready. Located just steps to the beaches and just minutes to downtown Cape May. $1,395,000

501 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY CELL 609-602-0405 • OFFICE: 609-884-1007 www.gailwilsey.com

Tara, Debbie, Rainee


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Sol Needles Real Estate

512 Washington Mall, Cape May

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GREAT STARTER UNIT

BEACH BLOCK

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BAY FRONT PROPERTY

CUSTOM HOME ON LARGE LOT

BAYFRONT HOME

STUNNING CONDO

69 Pierces Point Cape May Court House

7 Bottle Creek Drive, Cold Spring

607 Beach Drive, North Cape May

101 W Spruce Ave, North Wildwood

1 bed / 1 bath $175,000 Well maintained 2nd fl corner unit

1 bed / 1 bath $339,000 Parson’s Folly Condominium

Large office space. 2800 sq ft, rental $6,000/ monthly

2 bed / 1 bath $409,000 Village Green

4 bed / 3.5 bath $1,900,000 12 acres

5 bed / 4.5 bath $725,000 3,000 sq ft custom home, 2.69 acres

3 bed / 3 bath $799,000 Bayfront home, beautiful views

Stunning 1st floor unit, over 2400 sq ft living space, $829,900

TOTALLY RENOVATED VICTORIAN

CORNER UNIT

LARGE CUSTOM HOME

THE RIO STATION

1114 Lafayette Street, Cape May

9 Jackson Street Unit 208, Cape May

891 Weeks Landing Road, Erma

3505 & 3407 Route 9 South, Rio Grande

5 bed / 5 bath $949,900 Renovated Victorian, parking

1 bed / 1 bath $409,000 Tides Condominium with a pool

4 bed / 3.5 bath $949,000 Custom home on over an acre

Turn-key restaurant, bar and package goods business.$3,500,000

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Luisa, Dinis, Ferrer and Cara Lordi

Denise, Emily

Bill, George

Nancy, Doug

Shayla Hascek, Aureja Jackunaite

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2017 PLATINUM LEVEL

Ryan Griffin Salesperson Direct: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

SOLD!!!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

606 A & B SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/3.5 BA new construction offered by Burke Builders. $747,500/EACH

623 SUNSET BLVD., WEST CAPE MAY Spectacular views abound from this custom 4 BR/3 BA single family home. $899,995

219 NORTH ST., CAPE MAY Downtown four unit Victorian boasts exceptional potential. $1,249,000

1320 B VIRGINIA AVE., CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA quad located seven blocks to the beach. $314,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Jeffrey D’Aoust Salesperson Direct: 215.208.8567 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: JDAoust@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE! Vicki, Otis, Jim, Yogi

FOR SALE!

709 ROUTE 9, SITE 358, 709 ROUTE 9, SITE 690, LOWER TOWNSHIP LOWER TOWNSHIP Beautiful and Kropf Park home with well-maintained 2005 over-sized loft. Canterbury Park home. $41,000 $35,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Kathleen Satt Salesperson Direct: 609.972.4014 Office: 609.884.1300 Chris Chobert, Ernie Troiano 4th, Dom Troiano

Tom, Kelly, Sandy, Debbie, Scott

Email: KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

7 PARKWAY DR., CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE 3 BR/1 BA turn-key home on a 50x100 lot. $186,500

145 E. ATLANTIC AVE., VILLAS 3 BR/2 BA renovated home on a 50x100 fenced in lot. $173,500

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Homes And Rentals Of The Week Check out these beautiful homes for sale and rent in the Cape May area

704 F MADISON AVENUE WEST CAPE MAY FOR SALE! This attached 2 story features a full kitchen; dining area; living room; powder room; pantry closet and 3 season porch. Level two offers one large BR; hall BA; and another large BR that has been converted into 2 smaller rooms to maximize privacy and sleeping space. Additional features include a rear deck with pergola, outdoor shower, and storage. $389,900. Ballard “Rocky” Hanscomb deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 856.693.2996 desatnickrealestate.com

2210 SURF AVE., UNIT 101 NORTH WILDWOOD Not your ordinary 3 BR condo. This very large 3 BR 3 BA unit has a large living area and kitchenette on the 1st floor along with a BR and full BA. On the 2nd level you will find an open concept floor plan with kitchen dining area and large living room. Also on the 2nd floor is the master BR, a guest BR and hall BA along with a den/4th BR. $399,900.

1002 BATTS LANE COLD SPRING 1.423 acre lot in quiet residential neighborhood near the Canal on Cape Island. Depending on your design, there could be a view of the canal. Close to beach and historic Cape May. Possible owner financing to a qualified buyer. Seller has obtained zoning approval, septic design, well permit, and soil erosion permit. Buy today, build for tomorrow! $295,000.

RENTAL: 214 Windsor Ave., CM 6 BR/3 BA, Sleeps 13.

RENTAL: 107 Harvard, CMP 6 BR/6 BA, Sleeps 15.

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

1308 TEXAS AVENUE CAPE MAY FOR SALE! New construction! Enjoy marina/harbor views from this 3 story, 5 BR/4.5 BA home. Luxury finishes inside and out make this home a must have. Finishes will include; custom kitchen with granite counter tops, hardwood floors, tiled BA’s, gas fireplace and a mixture of covered and open air porches. Multiple decks, porches and ample outdoor yard space. $979,000. Stacy Hutchinson deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-972-6004 deSatnickRealEstate.com

307 BEACH AVENUE CAPE MAY Akroteria food court BUSINESS FOR SALE. Very well established business open from mid-May till mid-late September each year. Annual lease just under $10,000. Protected product lines include: Funnel Cakes, Seafood, French Fries, Chicken and much more. Fully Equipped and ready to go! One of the best beachfront locations in town. $29,900. RENTAL: 933 Columbia, B-4, CM 2 BR/2.5 BA, Sleeps 6. Pool. Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

967 MYRTLE AVENUE ERMA FOR SALE! Sprawling two story home with private pool and attached garage! This 5 BR/3.5BA includes a kitchen; formal living room; formal dining room with gas fireplace; spacious den; pantry closet; office/study; utility room and a private master suite. Exterior features include a commercial grade concrete pool; pool house with 3 piece BA and privacy fence. $375,000. Ryan Griffin deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-602-5578 deSatnickRealEstate.com

512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

877-248-2684 cbcapemay.com

GREAT LOCATION IN CAPE MAY POINT

509 Pearl Avenue, Cape May Point

The home at “Lands End” operates as two condominium units. First floor is 4 bedrooms 2 baths, deck and patio. The 2nd & 3rd floors have 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths and kitchens. $1,195,000 LISTING AGENT Jim McBride Realtor Sales Associate 609-408-3076 Cell jim@cbcapemay.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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704 Columbia Ave., 2R, CM

1500 New York Ave., Cape May

902 Ocean Drive, Lower Twp.

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $529,900

6 Bedrooms | 5.5 Baths - $2,347,000

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $578,000

Ultimate Seashore Escape Luxury home with generous open living spaces, exceptional quality and workmanship, and beautiful ocean views.

Canyon Club Condo #1004 Luxury with many upgrades in this top floor condo. Beautiful harbor and marina views. Boat slip available for purchase.

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114 Fifth Ave., West Cape May

Walk Everywhere Located in the heart of Cape May, this 2nd floor rear unit offers gourmet kitchen, hardwood floors, gas f/p and a rear rooftop deck.

304 Portsmouth Rd., Lower Twp. 3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $385,000

4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $849,900

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Tranquility Park Beautifully maintained expanded “Brentwood� rancher with spacious living area with cathedral ceiling, 2-car garage, in-ground sprinkler system.

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Just Completed! This inviting home offers gourmet kitchen, hardwood flooring, wrap-around porch, and garage with storage loft.

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11 Bedrooms | 11 Baths - $2,150,000

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The Bedford Inn Pristine, historic B&B is newly renovated, close to the beach and town, and filled with period furniture. A turn key property.

Conveniently Located Many possibilities! Large wooded lot with older carriage-home style elevated over concrete block garage/basement/storage area.

New Construction Spacious, upside-down contemporary home with vaulted ceilings, beautiful hardwood floors and large front and rear decks.

Open 7 days a week With our full-time professional Realtors & a fully dedicated rental team

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1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ capemay@chrisclemanssir.com | 609.884.3332

910 Stockton Avenue Cape May | $1,350,000 4 Bedrooms / 3 Baths

1069 Michigan Avenue

Cape May | $995,000 4 Bedrooms / 2 Full -2 Half Baths

209 S Broadway

10 Summer Circle

Cape May | $1,045,000 10 Bedrooms / 4 Baths

North Cape May | $339,000 2 Bedrooms / 2 Baths

Visit our Facebook page for our weekly Open House Schedule! Christina P. Clemans, Broker of Record ABR, CRS, GRI, PMN, RSPS 609.884.3332


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Homes And Rentals Of The Week Check out these beautiful homes for sale and rent in the Cape May area

43 RT. 47 N. CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE Adorable and well-maintained expanded 3BR/1BA mobile home located in the popular gated HIDEAWAY BEACH community. Location is perfect for those who enjoy a secluded outdoor spot for nature watching, and with Cook’s Beach access and trail walk to the Bay just steps away. Enjoy mini golf, tennis, biking, and swimming pool. $98,000. RENTAL: 406 Holly, #2, CMP 2 BR/1 BA, Sleeps 6. Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

8304 PACIFIC AVENUE WILDWOOD CREST This is a great “starter unit.” The property is well maintained including new plumbing. This is a 1 BR 2nd floor corner unit overlooking the swimming pool and features a covered patio deck, living room, dining area and kitchen. $175,000. RENTAL: 610 Second Ave, West Cape May - 5 BR, 3.5 BA Sleeps 12. Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington Street 877-248-2684 cbcapemay.com

416 W. 26TH AVENUE NORTH WILDWOOD FOR SALE! Well maintained townhome! Enjoy this open living area with water views! The 2nd floor is comprised of the kitchen, dining, and living area, This space opens up to a balcony over looking the bay. The 3rd floor master BR with balcony complete with an ensuite BA, dual sinks and a walk in closet. The 3rd floor also features two more BR’s, a full BA, and w/d. $360,000.

1016 BATTS LANE SOUTH OF THE CANAL Build your Dream Home! The ultimate private setting awaits your plans on this secluded acreage one block from the canal. This birders’ paradise is a recently subdivided one acre (plus) property. Well and septic permits are now in place. Subdivision and driveway plans on file. $226,500.

Colleen White deSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cell: 609-231-6943 deSatnickRealEstate.com

Listed by LAURIE SCHIFFELBEIN REALTOR, SALES ASSOCIATE ABR, MRP, RENE, SRS

609.408.2021 laurie@chrisclemanssir.com

Award Winner 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017

3400 SHORE DRIVE CAPE MAY BEACH A Craftsman Style Cape Cod with views from the upper floor. An open porch, leads to an entrance hall and great room with open layout, cook’s kitchen, dining room, master suite with sitting room, second master BR, 3rd BR, study (4th BR), loft/artist studio, 2 car garage. $599,000.

RENTAL: 114 Fernwood, Townbank. 3 BR, 2 BA. Sleeps 8.

207 CONGRESS PLACE CAPE MAY High ceilings, original gilt mirrors, period furniture and airy rooms overlook a fenced garden plus off-street parking for 4 cars. Elegant living and dining rooms were made for entertaining. State-of-the-art kitchen includes a high-speed Bosch cooktop. Living room, dining room, first master bedroom and kitchen are all 28 x 16 and run the length of the house. $2,800,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street 609-884-3332 chrisclemanssir.com

Gail Wilsey Long & Foster Real Estate 501 Lafayette Street 609-602-0405 gailwilsey.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street 609-884-3332 chrisclemanssir.com

RENTAL: 634 West Drive, West Cape May. Single Family Home. 4 bedrooms 4 baths. Sleeps 8.

Listed by CRAIG “TOM” OLIVER REALTOR, SALES ASSOCIATE

609.425.0094 tom@chrisclemanssir.com

Happy Holidays!

613 Jonathon Hoffman Lower Township | Off Season-Weekends

Vacation Rental

The Best is Yet to Come...Happy New Year!

Recently Sold- Buyers Agent! 3806 Bybrook Drive Cape May Beach

1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ 609.884.3332 | www.chrisclemanssir.com Christina P. Clemans, Broker of Record


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