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EXIT ZERO A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean February 21, 2019

Vol. 17, No. 3 America’s Original Seaside Resort

Crazy For Chili & Chowder

Red Light Rendezvous Burlesque At Elaine’s P32-36

Valentine’s Opening Night At Oyster Bay P38-40

According to Doreen Talley, Director of Marketing for the Cape May Chamber of Commerce, 965 people came through last weekend’s 9th Annual Chili and Chowder Cookoff at the Grand Hotel. They tasted offerings from many local business and also some who traveled from as far as the Poconos to compete. The overall winner was Shoreside Catering, while first place in chili went to Gaiss’ Market and first place in chowder went to Harry’s Bar and Grille. Congrats to all who brought the heat! Above: Ryan, Louis, Nick, Meghan, Joe, Sandy, Joe. Left: Roy, Kim, Mark Ehrhardt, Jonathan Hirsch and Jason Black

Animal Outreach Shindig At The VFW P41-46

Make Rocco Your New Bestie...Adopt Today! P67-69

FIND OUR EZ MASCOT PHIL! CLIPART CONTEST ON PAGE 20


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609.884.1300 FOR SALE!

FOR SALE! 215 HERITAGE LN., UNIT B4, CAPE MAY 4 BR/2.5 townhouse. $925,000

1143 LAFAYETTE ST., CAPE MAY 3 BR/2.5 BA home with luxury upgrades throughout. $765,000

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

701 LIGHTHOUSE AVE., CAPE MAY POINT 3 BR/2.5 BA with great rental income. $669,000

1320 B VIRGINIA AVE., CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA Village Greene quad. $314,000

151 STIMPSON LN., WEST CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA cottage with a detached studio space. $381,000

FOR SALE!

1232 WILSON DR., UNIT A, LOWER TOWNSHIP 4 BR/2 BA/ 2 half bath. $1,495,000

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

1061 IDAHO AVE., CAPE MAY 4 BR/2.5 BA home located 4 blocks to the beach. $699,000

1624 NEW YORK AVE., CAPE MAY 6 BR/6.5 BA luxurious Newport Mansion. $2,695,000

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

22 W. BUTTERCUP RD., WILDWOOD CREST 4 BR/2 BA charming cottage. $465,000

902 OCEAN DR., UNIT 411, LOWER TOWNSHIP 2 BR/2 BA waterfront condo. $417,500

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May NJ

Browse our inventory of over 50 sale and 200 rental listings and the MLS at

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

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2/16: Beer My Valentine At Cape May Brewing Co

Becca’s Home!

Michael, T Bone

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

WEDNESDAY IS OYSTER DAY @ LUCKY BONES!

Featuring local & specialty East Coast oysters shucked to order PRICES STARTING FROM $1 OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER DAILY 1200 ROUTE 109 SOUTH • CAPE MAY (609) 884-BONE (2663)


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2/16: Beer My Valentine At Cape May Brewing Co

Brendan, Victoria

Jessica, Jackie

Chris C, Full Blast

Rachel, Russell

Bill, Helen

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV ... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479


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on stage this week

The Loop Jason Dumm

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The Exit Zero Information Page

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some ABOUT US Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright Operations Manager: Katie Repici General Manager Cathrine O’Brien Man Of All Things: Mike DeMusz Contributing Editor: Diane Stopyra Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Jessica Orlowicz, Gabi Urda 609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is delivered to around 300 establishments in the area. We also operate a retail store, a restaurant and a gas station, all under the umbrella of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at 110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful Cape Island. Please note: We no longer offer subscriptions to our weekly magazine. Too many people were receiving issues very late or, in some cases, not at all. That’s all down to the vagaries of sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay $100 to get EZ delivered first-class (11 people HAVE signed up). Call 609-7708479 if you’d like to order.

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER

SEND A VACATION PHOTO

«Email us at photo@exitzero.us (write Photo Order in subject line) and tell us the date the photo appeared and on which page. If you don’t have email, call us on 609-770-8479.

«Email info@exitzero.us and write PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or call 609-770-8479. There is no charge, but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!

«We love pictures of our magazine on vacation. Email your photos and details to info@exitzero.us and write EZ ON VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT send hard copies. They don’t print well.

SUBSCRIBE TO COLOR ISSUES

READ US ONLINE

ADVERTISE

«Although we no longer offer subscriptions to the weekly issue, you can still subscribe to the FOUR color issues next year. Call 609-770-8479 or order online at ezstore.us.

«You can read our issues online, courtesy of our virtual magazine reader. Just visit our website, exitzero.us, and click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE. Enjoy!

«This magazine is funded through advertising – so please support our advertisers! To discuss our affordable packages, contact Jack Wright on 609-770-8479 or jack@exitzero.us.

SOME INTERESTING CAPE MAY TRIVIA AND FUN FACTS

Weird Sea Creature

Did You Know?

What We’re Reading

The creepy, freaky goblin shark has a pinkish hue, because the outer layer of its skin is actually see-through, meaning what you’re actually seeing is the blood pumping through its body. With its blade-like snout, the goblin shark is here to haunt your dreams. But no worries — while these guys exist in every ocean, there’s only been 45 identified in the world, and most of those hang near Japan. So it’s not likely you’re going to bump into one of these critters while paddling at the Cove.

In 1971, a 27-year-old Coast Guard officer, Tom Carroll (above), and his wife, Sue, opened the Mainstay Inn on Jackson Street. They decorated the century-old building with period antiques and rebranded it as a B&B, only a handful of which existed, sprinkled throughout New England and Sutter Creek, California. The Mainstay Inn, which now exists on Columbia Avenue, drew national attention with feature stories in Americana and New York magazines, igniting a bed and breakfast boom that would earn Cape May the unofficial title of Bed and Breakfast Capital of the World.

Little Fires Everywhere Celeste Ng Shaker Heights is a seemingly perfect suburban enclave in Cleveland, Ohio, where the lawns are manicured and orderly, and so are the people. That is, until one woman shakes things up for good. Named a best book of the year by The Washington Post.


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The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’

Open Every Day 8-7 • 609-886-5121 1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS

USDA Choice and Above-Custom Cut Meats GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED... « International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages « Regional Award-Winning Bacon « National Award-Winning Hams

WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS « Alumni Grill Honey Jalapeno Sauce « Cape May Crab Cakes « Busy Bee Honey « Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans « Hank Sauce « Cape May Peanut Butter

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Exit Zero Almanac

All the meteorological, oceanographic and other scientific data you need to plan your weekend! WEATHER

THU February 21 FRI February 22 SAT

February 23

SUN February 24 MON February 25

51

SUNRISE

SUNSET

6:43

5:43

MOON PHASE

W 7 8 N 43 6:42 5:44 3 7 8 P 43

6:41

5:45

W 7 8 P 52 6:39 5:46 W 7 8 R 48

6:38

5:47

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HIGH TIDE

LOW TIDE

9:08am

3:18pm

9:58am 4:06pm 10:48am 4:55pm 11:41am 5:46pm 12:38pm 6:40pm

OCEAN TEMP

41 41 41 41 41

SURF REPORT

2-4ft

Waist-chest, choppy

1-2ft

Knee-high, clean

0-1ft

Ankle-high, semi bumpy

2-3ft

Knee-waist, bumpy

1-2ft

Knee-thigh, choppy


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2/17: Ninth Annual Chili & Chowder Cookoff At The Grand Hotel PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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Harbor View RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR Inside Dining & Bar Open THU ~ SUN @ 11:30am

Eric Leva, Nick Leva, Ricky Rodriguez

Frank, Vincetta, Michele, Bill

Weekend Breakfast SAT & SUN 8-11:30am

HALFPRICE APPS! Thu- Fri 3-6pm

Voted THE BEST Happy Hour in NJ!

Can’t-Miss Specials! thursday night friday night

$16 Prime Rib Dinner Shrimp Stravangaza

sunday all day and night Burger Mania sunday night $16 Turkey Dinner

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY Ray, Lexi, Dom

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com


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YOU’VE HEARD OF FARM-TO-TABLE? WELL, WE’RE THE TABLE ON THE FARM! EARLY SPRING DINNERS -SATURDAYS AT 6:30PM

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Goings-On Around Town

All the happenings in America’s Original Seaside Resort ROLLER SKATING Where: Cape May Convention Hall. When: Now-March 31. How Much: $5/skater. $2/non-skater. $2/traditional skate rental. $4/ in-line skate rental. Know This: Guests may bring their own standard or in-line skates. More Info: For the full roller skating schedule, visit www.discovercapemaynj.com. CCA’S YOUTH ARTS PROGRAM Where: Lower Township High School and Cape May Elementary School. When: Mondays for Lower Township through April 29th, 3:30-5:30pm and Fridays for CM Elementary School through March 15th, 3:00-5:00 pm. How Much: Free for students 10-14 years old. Know This: Join teachers Sara ElShoubary, Amber Wisting and Penelope Cake for a fun season of art projects. More Info: Call 609-884-7525. FIRESIDE CHATS Where: Cold Spring Brewery When: February 21. 4-5pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Every Thursday, Cold Spring Brewery will be serving up some tasty brews and historical knowledge with this free lecture series. This week, “The Life of Sarah Spicer” by Darci Tucker of Colonial Williamsburg. More info: Call 609-854-3077.

American Cuisine Freshest Seafood Sizzling Steaks Great Bar Menu

THIS WEEK’S HOURS Friday & Saturday bar Wed- Sat from 4pm happy hour 4 pm to 6pm

dinner

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY 609-884-2111 oysterbayrestaurant.com

FREE PIZZA AND FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT Where: West Cape May Borough Hall When: February 22. 6-8pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Live action movie highlights the importance of winged migration and is rated PG. Each family movie will be preceded by a fun informal talk by local West Cape May naturalists. More info: Call 609-854-3077. PROM DRESS EVENT Where: West Cape May Borough Hall. When: February 23. 11am-4pm. How Much: Suggested donations for dresses $25 or less! Know This: Choose from over 100 gently used prom and party dresses. More info: Call 609-465-1000. FINS SUNDAY SOCIAL Where: Fins Bar and Grille. When: February 24. 10:30am-2:30pm. How Much: Free to enter. Know This: Come in and enjoy brunch or lunch. In addition to full bar service, a make your own bloody mary and mimosa bar is offered along with live entertainment! 50% of ALL proceeds will be donated to the the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities (MAC). More info: Call 609-884-3449.

Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week? Advertise in EZ! 609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.us


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3rd ANNUAL WINE AND SPIRITS FEST Where: Cape May Convention Hall. When: February 23. 7-10pm. How Much: $40/person. Know This: Come out and sample wines and distilled beverages. Featuring live music from Erik Simonsen, lite fare from the Red Brick Ale House, and over $2000 worth of raffle prizes to be won! The first 200 ticket purchasers will receive a souvenir wine glass at the event. More Info: Call 609-884-9565. SENIOR CITIZEN WALK & TALK TUESDAYS Where: Cape May Convention Hall. When: February 26. 10am-noon. How Much: Free! Know This: Bring your sneakers, your water bottle and a friend! Enjoy a few hours of socializing. Walk the indoor roller rink or relax in the atrium and take in the beautiful views of the beach and ocean. More Info: Call 609-884-9565.

We’re closed thru February for an exciting renovation (that we still can’t quite tell you about yet!) Thank you for your patience. Our gas station is open daily 8-6!

14th ANNUAL COMEDY NIGHT SOCIAL Where: Cape May Convention Hall. When: March 15. 7-10pm. How Much: $40/person. Know This: The night will feature three headline comedians! Washington Inn Catering will be providing lite fare and Lucky Bones will be providing soda, beer, and wine. More Info: Call 609-374-4987. EAST LYNNE THEATER COMPANY PRESENTS: SHERLOCK HOLMES ADVENTURE OF THE SPECKLED BAND Where: The First Presbyterian Church. When: March 15-16. 8-9:10pm. How Much: $28/person. $20 students/military; ages 12 and under free. Know This: It’s a race against time for Holmes and Watson to stop murders in a country manor. Performed “radio-style” with live sound effects and commercials. More info: Call 609-884-5898. SAINT PADDY’S DAY 5K AND PLUNGE Where: Carneys. When: March 15-17. How Much: Visit carneysnj.com/register/ for all prices. Know This: March 15 - Terry O’Brien Beatles Tribute Band live on stage at 7pm. Beer Olympics begins at 10pm with Host DJ Palko. March 16 - Kegs & Eggs / Registration 9-10:30am. 5K Run /1 Mile Walk at 11am. Polar Plunge 12:15pm. March 17 - St. Patrick’s Day Celebration and Carney’s Celebrates 40 Years in business party! The Rockets live on stage at 2pm. There will also be flip cup, darts, quarters, corn hole and beer pong. More Info: Pre register online @CarneysNJ.com. WINTER CONCERT SERIES: TROIKA Where: Congress Hall Ballroom. When: March 24. 7:30pm. How Much: Dinner and a show-$36.99/adults. $9.99/kids. Concert only/$15.99. Know This: A night of modern country music. National country music scene newcomers and winners of the NextNash 2018 finals in Nashville, TROIKA, will take over playing a mix of country, pop and EDM. More info: After purchasing your tickets, call the c0ncierge desk to make your dinner reservation at The Blue Pig Tavern: 609-884-6542.


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2/17: Ninth Annual Chili & Chowder Cookoff At The Grand Hotel PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Lauren, Eric, Gary, Steve, Sue

Alexandra Rich, Brooke Hippen

Anthony, Jamie Martino

Doreen Talley, Bernadette Matthews


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Open for the 2019 Season! Serving Dinner Thursday through Sunday

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 tishasfinedining.com Fabulous Food & Cool Cocktails in a casual pub atmosphere!

Happy Hour Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday THURSDAY IS TURKEY DINNER NIGHT! HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE ALL DAY FRIDAY! SHAKEN & STIRRED CHOPPED Bartender Competition Coming March 2019!

LUNCH & DINNER DAILY Kitchen Hours: Sunday-Thursday 11:30am-10pm Friday & Saturday 11:30am-11pm

3729 Bayshore Road Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5Westpub.com

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Where We’re Eating

Here’s what the EZ team had for dinner this week

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very week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general vibe. The place: On the water at the iconic Lobster House, a 500-seat restaurant under the umbrella of the Cold Spring Fish and Supply Company, which also operates a fishing fleet (which is why the fish at the LH is always so fresh), a fish market and a packing and shipping plant. This was our first trip to the restaurant following a recent renovation. The seats: We dined at the bar. It’s now been raised up — along with the floor of the restaurant — as a preventative measure for when storm surges cause the harbor to flood. You want your fish on your plate, after all… not swimming up to it. The vibe: Diehard fans of the LH will be glad to know: The change is very subtle. The look and spirit of the place are still intact. (Though the restaurant’s lovely bartenders say they get more of a cool “skilodge” vibe now that their heads are closer to the wood exposed beams of the ceiling.) The high-tops: Yep, they’re new… and lovely. The carpet is also new. But, no worries, it’s the same signature, custom tartan that’s always been specially made for the Lobster House by some lucky carpet maker, who gets a LOT of business from here every time there’s a flood (maybe not so much in the future, though). The food: Oysters rockefeller, which were perfectly briny and savory and delectable. Plus blackened redfish with a side of aptly named red bliss potatoes — it’s Jack’s go-to here. No meal at the Lobster House is complete without their famous onion bread, which Jack loves as much as he loves Diane (says Diane). Manhattans to wash it all down. The run-in: The O’Hara clan — Katie and parents Tommy and Nancy — who run Sunset Liquors on Sunset Boulevard, plus Katie’s boyfriend, avid cyclist Eddie Behrens, who you will also recognize from the liquor store crew. Katie and Eddie are among a handful of cool, energetic young people infusing new life into our little island. The takeaway: Don’t flounder (heh) — get thee to the Lobster House.


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Ramblings From The Editor

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Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends... by Jack Wright

hear jigsaws in my sleep, along with table saws, compressors, oscillating multi-tools (the worst — like a bad trip to the dentist), nail guns and drills. It’s like my life is sponsored by DeWalt. It wasn’t that long ago we went through months of renovations to get the new Exit Zero Filling Station open on August 1, and now here we are again, getting ready for ANOTHER opening (watch this space). My brother, a very practical and sensibe man, thinks I’m a nutcase. So does my wife and my parents. Yes, I may be addicted to renovations. But it seems like most of Cape May is joining in. I’ve never witnessed so many businesses getting a spruce-up. Which is why it was so difficult finding more than one or two places to eat dinner. That’s changed in the last week, with the Lobster House reopening (the bar is my go-to in the winter — the vibe is so authentically cool) and the relaunching of a beachfront gem, The YB. The restaurant was opened by The

Brothers Karapanagiotis (kudos if you get the Dostoevsky reference), Yianni and Pete, but has now been taken over by Brandon Stickle, a longtime employee, and chef Peter Gingerelli. The wife and I went there last Friday, along with Galvanic power couple, Ryan and Sam Platzer, and their baby son Jack. A few observations: 1. The food is superb, especially that pork belly starter. 2. The renovation (there’s that word again) is inspiring. Brandon’s girlfriend

Corinne Rietheimer, aka the owner of Shore Soaps, did a fantastic job with a tight budget. 3. Little Jack Platzer is one of the coolest babies I’ve ever met and might yet inspire us to bring a kid into this messed-up world. Ryan and Sam have gone through their own share of renovations — they opened up a striking new store on the mall a few years back, then took over the old Cucina Rosa and did a huge redo on that building, while also making a pretty gorgeous home for themselves in the Historic District — so gorgeous that recently a lady visiting from Montreal was inspired to walk in the front door to check out the kitchen. Mon dieu! Last week, I mentioned I would get the total amount of cash raised from the Ice Ball at Congress Hall on February 9. Only the princely sum of $190,000. An amazing achievement. The dollars will go towards turning the war memorial at Columbia and Gurney into a park.

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Fireside Chat - Feb. 21 - The Life of Sarah Spicer - 4-5pm

Free Entry & Parking For Brewery

Please check Facebook for Brewery Hours and Information

Gift Cards and Growlers Available!

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum

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BIG

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Jimmy Lepor, Sue and Glenn Browne, Amanda and Buddy Eckel

SALE

Christine Rothwell, Chris Bezaire

NOW ON!

SUNSET LIQUORS

winter hours

Sunset & broadway

11-10 mon-sat & 12-10 sun 609-435-5052

Kevin Phillips, Matt Phillips, Julia Masse, Jen Brooks


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WOOD-FIRED BRICK OVEN PIZZA Start your night underground at the Boiler Room, where locals dine on made-to-order pizza, cold beers, and more, featuring fresh ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm.

OPEN FRIDAY FROM 5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY FROM NOON BEER & COCKTAILS • LIVE ENTERTAINMENT • HALF PRICE WINE - THURSDAY NIGHTS

BOILERROOMCAPEMAY.COM DINNER, LATE-NIGHT MENUS AND TAKEOUT | 609.884.6507 | 200 CONGRESS PLACE

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Bartender Of The Week This week, Nicole Douglass from The Mad Batter is up. How long have you been bartending? Seven years. Favorite drink to serve? A vanilla vodka white Russian because they are delicious! What’s your bartending pet peeve? When customers ask me and the other bartender for the same thing, so we both wind up making/getting it! Dream job? To be a meteorologist.

Chef’s Signature Dish Place: 5 West Pub Chef: Paul Negro Signature dish: Crab cake tacos. “Hands-down the top seller,” said owner Paul Negro. “I’ve never seen a crab cake taco anywhere else... only fish.” But it’s not just novelty that makes the dish — it’s taste. It comes with housemade coleslaw, tomato relish, pepper mayo, sliced avocado and fresh cilantro on flour tortillas.

Wine Of The Week Joe Canal’s Discount Liquor Chateau Beauchene 2016 Cotes Du Rhone - $13.99 30 to 50 year old vines have produced a wine with an inviting, expressive, slightly peppery nose. A medium-weight style, it has freshness and aromatic detail, with gently saline tannins and bright acidity riding in on the finish. This would make a great house wine, at home or in a restaurant.

ENTER THE CLIPART CONTEST We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.us (put CLIPART CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by February 28. Random winner will receive a $10 Exit Zero Filling Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Friday. Here’s the exact size of the image. Happy hunting!


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Raw Local & world honey Clean, natural Face & body care

Pure beeswax candles Tasting bar: 40+ varieties Double Sweet Customer Card Stamps on Friday!

the winter blahs? buckwheat honey soothes coughs! we’re open fri, sat & sun

135 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May [ across from exit zero ] 609-425-6434 » capemayhoneyfarm.com


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The Exit Zero Filling Station Ambush Come get gas at our place and you might just get lucky!

It’s a pleasant experience getting gas at Exit Zero Filling Station. Our smiling faces, the cool vibe. Now there’s even more reason. This year we are giving away to random drivers a discount to enjoy at one of the top restaurants, stores, salons or activities, courtesy of the fabulous Exit Zero Discount Deck! If you don’t know what this is, you oughta! We also call it Vacation in a Box because it contains 50 great discounts to one of your favorite Cape May places — from $3 off fudge to $15 off dinner. It’s the real deal, and it only costs $20 for the entire pack. This week we bumped into the Creegans from Ridgewood, NJ, who were headed home after a day trip to Cape May. We asked them to pick a card from the deck to enjoy. They picked out a $10 discount for Fins Bar and Grille. And who would they like to share this discount with? Teddy Roosevelt.

There’s a lot going on at

RIO STATION • Meatless Monday •

Enjoy Wild Mushroom Meatballs, Veggie Pot Pie & more

• Thai Tuesday •

Collier’s liquor store

Try Cody’s Thai Pot Stickers or Top Ramen ~ No chopsticks required

• Italian Night Wednesdays •

Housemade Personal Pizzas & Endless Pasta Bowls Our Winter Sangria & Apps are “delicioso”

• Service Appreciation Friday •

SALE

WINTER

Nurses, Doctors, Hospital Staff, Medical Staff, Fire, Police, Postal Workers& Government Officials all receive 15% Off Food

15% OFF

7:30 am to 3 pm with $3 Bloody Marys & Mimosas by Fran

WINE

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey 609-889-2000

SUN 10-6 I MON-WED 10-7 I THU 10-8 I FRI-SAT 10-9

All from 4 pm to 8 pm with Seasonal Cocktails & Wine Specials

FREE POKER Every Monday The game starts at 7:00

And if that’s not enough...

• Sunday Brunch •

Breakfast ~ 7:30 am to 1 pm • Lunch ~ 11 am to 4 pm daily Dinner ~ 4 pm to 8 pm Monday ~ Thursday • 4 pm to 9 pm Friday & Saturday

12 bottles or more!

winter hours

202 JACKSON 609-884-8488

follow us on instagram

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2/17: Ninth Annual Chili & Chowder Cookoff At The Grand Hotel

Amand and Ej Ruhl

Ben and Chris Rue

Joe, Dawn Scalfaro, Bob Bast, Pat, Tracy Teesdale

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV ... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

SMALL BATCH IS WHAT WE DO. Come see us in the store or connect with us online for great offers all year long.

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Undertow

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Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence

elcome to the third week of February! It only feels like the 23rd week of February. How can 28 days take 1,000 days? I’m coming to you live this week from the cozy confines of Undertow Central (my house in beautiful, downtown Erma) and have come to the startling realization that this thing is a lot harder to write when I’m NOT enclosed in glass and sniffing diesel fumes for 10 hours. Probably easier to read, but harder to write. I’d like to start this week with a big THANK YOU to everybody who came out to the Ugly Mug for Part 2 of the Seventh Annual Beatles Night, Cape May. And an equally big THANK YOU to the Ugly Mug for having us. Entertainment manager Chris Baeringer did a great job of putting up with my near-constant texting and Acute Audio Anxiety. I was like his neurotic new girlfriend for about two weeks there. And bar manager Amber Slawek did a great job brokering the deal quick-fast-in-a-hurry and providing us a home. I’ve bored you with this story a million

times by now, but May 23, 1993 I moved to Cape May for the summer, and the first place I hung out was the Ugly Mug, where I met the band I would eventually front for five years; Soutwind. So my love for the place is deep and abiding and I thoroughly enjoyed performing there with my amazing band. Actually, amazing may be a bit of an understatement. Transcendent is more like it. Seven years together, four with this current lineup. I don’t know how many Beatles bands were playing in America on Sunday, but I’d put this one up against any of them.

You know a band is good when I’m the weakest link, because I’m pretty awesome. There were many familiar faces among the crowd, including Randy and Wendy Redelico (DING!) who were only able to stay for one set. I guess there was some kind of big paint emergency in North Jersey. The Redelicos have been staunch supporters of mine since about 2005, when I was the center of an NPR story about my book (Murder-Oke) and my karaoke business and Randy’s singing was, um, featured. His version of “Sunrise, Sunset” from Fiddler on the Roof will bring you to tears. (And I think the segment is still up on the NPR website.) Exit Zero’s hirsute head honcho Jack Wright came out for a set with sexy jet pilot Ken Rowan, who bought me a beer and a shot and I knew I liked him. Jack, as is his wont, took about 15 seconds to insult Suzanne Kulperger, who was there not taking candid photographs. Suzanne, an accomplished photographer whose work exudes something I’m not smart enough to articulate, has been dying to pho-


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tograph my son Jackson, a ridiculously talented dancer (and great kid, according to Dennis Elia). I said, “Hey! Suzanne! How come you don’t want to photograph me?” She just stared at me blankly for about 30 seconds before bursting into fits of laughter. Maybe I have INNER beauty, Suzanne! Ya ever think of that!?! Okay, I made up that last part. But it seems like the kind of thing that could happen. Local gadabout John Cooke stopped in long enough to tell me (warn me?) that we’d probably get the post-Mad Batter Open Mic crowd, and he was not mistaken. The best band in the room may have been at Booth #12, where Brandon Smith, Mike Dempsey, Walt Sapsai, Jr, Lara DeCosta and Gregg Carpenter sat to watch and put unrelenting pressure on the lead singer. Kath Scullion and her Merry Band of Pirates were on hand to pillage and plunder. Cousin Ray Heslip showed my a few photos on his phone and I ACCIDENTALLY SWIPED! OH GOD, THE HORROR! Ray was showing off his extensive record collection. I used to think he was full of shit when he told me he had every record in the world. Now I think he’s still full of shit, but he does have an awful lot of records. Soon-to-be Filling Station co-gas-pumperr Francis “Don’t Call Me Francis” Mikulak and his lady fried Harley Quinn, I mean Victoria Defrancesco, were there and you don’t care because they’re from Wildwood. Pete and Lorraine Baldwin had the unmitigated audacity to show their faces after missing our January show. Ballsy. Lorraine was lovely, as always, and Pete either wore a sweet throwback Oakland As jersey or I was really drunk and it was just a T-shirt with an A on it. I was sick as a dog for the gig, as has become custom. At this point I think it must be 50% psychosomatic. But I can’t figure out why. I don’t have any unresolved mommy or daddy issues. He’s dead, she’s dead, I’m dead inside so there’s nothing

February 21, 2019 going on there. And it’s not like I sit around all week pulling out my eyelashes and gnashing my teeth worrying about the gig. But somewhere in there is the butterfly flapping it wings in China and causing a hurricane in Florida. Now, if you’ll pardon me, my OCD now requires that I go wash my hands for 17 minutes exactly. So it is with a sore body, sore throat and elated spirit that I say thank you to everyone who made Sunday night so incredible. Love Me Dudes return Friday, March 15 at Carney’s. Speaking of Carney’s, I and some other musically inclined fellow travelers are working on a deal that would bring you lots of Beatles and Billy Joel music on Sunday nights this summer, so stay tuned. As a warm-up I got to play a gig on Saturday with my old running mate Bill Caterini. We played Anglesea Pub for Happy Hour. They are putting the finishing touches on their renovations along with every other restaurant in the world and, again, you don’t care because it’s in Wildwood. Just go there. It’s nice. And I owe Sean McMullan money. I am quitting smoking. Honest to god, for real. By the time you read this it will have been four days since I last lit up (if I make it that long, which I totally will). I’ve been addicted to these things for about 27 years now so instead I’m going to try becoming addicted to being alive. Up next: alcohol. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry, sorry... Lastly this week, please join me in sending a good thought out to Charlie Walsh, who lost his beloved wife Dorothy last week. Charlie is a fine musician, a better man. I met him at the first Beatles Night in 2013, where he played the skins on a few tunes, and he has been a part of my life ever since. There has been no greater friend to the Cape May music community. Today, let’s all be a friend to Charlie. ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.


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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

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$5-$32 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the beach. Weather permitting, enjoy a cocktail on their lovely porch as you watch people go by.

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a choice of indoor and outdoor dining.

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THE BOILER ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8421 www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven pizza with draft beers.

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Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

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THE BROWN ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/brownroom

Congress Hall’s lounge is called Cape May’s Living Room for a reason. The decor is elegant but casual, the drinks are great and the place just says “classy.” REOPENING NEXT WEEKEND.

Bar Menu and Cocktails

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

By day it’s a family-friendly restaurant with open windows that allow the ocean breezes in. By night it’s one of the liveliest spots in town with great live bands and a fun crowd. REOPENING IN MARCH.

B, L, D

$8-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

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DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 400 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 770-8559 www.delaneyscapemay.com

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat pies have been receiving rave reviews.

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$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5700 www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the buzzy vibe of the dining room and expanded bar for a quintessential Cape May dining experience.

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E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials.

B, L, D

$15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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YES

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EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May (609) 770-8479

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun American dishes, too and great burgers. If we do say so, the breakfast and lunch items are bangin’! REOPENING EARLY IN MARCH.

B, L, D

$18-$30 Cards: V, MC,AE, D

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5 WEST PUB 3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5westpub.com

This hotspot is a gastropub coming to you from the owners of Tisha’s. Expect the same high-quality food and high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.

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$6-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, good food, regular entertainment, and the views are spectacular.

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$6-$30 Cards: V, MC

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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IRON PIER CRAFT HOUSE 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

Remember Martini Beach, located above Cabanas on Beach and Decatur? Well, Iron Pier is the new game in town. Same owners, but a new menu. REOPENING IN MARCH.

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2/16: Red Light Rendezvous Burlesque Show At Elaine’s

Patrick, Shirley

Teddy, TJ, Jamal, Courtney

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

Should I Food For Book? Kids?

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. In summer, drinks on the Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape May experience.

B, L, D

$5-$48.50 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

LOUISA’S CAFÉ 104 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5882

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy. Thirty-seven years later, they’re maintaining that culinary excellence.

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LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, Cape May 609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.

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$6-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

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MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Listen to live piano music as you eat. REOPENING IN MARCH.

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YES

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OCEAN VIEW Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

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OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful new bar and restaurant area that’s proving to be a huge hit, a new bar menu, great martinis and generous dishes.

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FULL BAR

YES

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PETER SHIELDS INN 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

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BYOB

YES

NO

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$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

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While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.

TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite serves delicious food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And they have a petfirendly patio too. Check out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.

B, L, D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there — such a treat. Great spot for outdoor dining on the mall. Check their ad for upcoming live entertainment.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people wait.. Open daily. You can sit outside with ocean and beach views and dine with your dog if the weather is nice. REOPENING MARCH 15.

B, L

$4-$9 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

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WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a cool but cozy bar. Check out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey. REOPENING IN APRIL.

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$18-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

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February 21, 2019

2/16: Red Light Rendezvous Burlesque Show With The Salty Sirens At Elaine’s PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

The Salty Sirens

Jayde, Sky

Sue, Stephanie, Nicole


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Frank, Fran, Brady, Jeff, Ginny, Giselle

John, Sue, Dee, Stan, Tina, Ed, Karen, Scott

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The Old Fogey

Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

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here are only three things in life that should be stuffed: turkeys, pillows and beavers. Actually, I only added that last because I once said it in reference to one of the moth-eaten specimens in my taxidermy wing, and a gaggle of my witless male descendants burst out in puerile giggling. Ever since, all I need do is utter the phrase and the irritating flock of relatives who hang around me in the vain hope that I will pass away and leave them a penny, either faint dead or shriek with laughter. I have determined that on the chance that I am struck by lightning or pierced through the heart by a sharp stake (the only two things that I know will cause my permanent death), in my will I will leave them each an actual stuffed beaver. How they will giggle, right up to the moment they realize that my last wishes also involve every one of them being buried in the D’Catur Pyramid (location classified for now) with me. I have been hearing talk about stuffed ballots. And by that I mean my faithless manservant, Kitchener, has been reading me the computer-newspaper, and is particularly

interested in those stories about vote rigging. I cannot fathom whether that is because of his own shady past (he washed up ashore after a shipwreck one night many decades ago, and has a birthmark on his left buttock that is either a map showing the location of Captain Kid’s treasure, or an upside-down cartoon of a pig) or because of his view that America is about to become a series of feuding kingdoms, much like that documentary Game of Thrones, but where everyone is a howling-mad Targaryen. Either way, I tend to agree with his glum

assessment that the democratic experiment here is not turning out so well, and that sooner rather than later we will have some blithering old white man or other who decides to stay on as president just until some “emergency” or other is settled, but while he’s there, why doesn’t he just make life easier for people like himself by making it intolerably hard for women, black people, gay people and anyone whose net worth is less than a billion dollars. So we are about to return, here in Cape May, to a system where every man, woman and simian (and some canines) gathers in the town center once a week and raises hands, paws or indeed any other digit that does not offend public decency, to decide matters large and small. If a rough head count is not enough to decide, then we will have an old-fashioned “sing-off” where opposing sides will be required to perform a song, and the most musical and coherent one wins the vote. To those very few of you who may sputter “but that makes NO sense” into your foaming craft beer, I say to you: “Compared, sir or madam, to WHAT?”

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February 21, 2019

2/14: Valentine’s Opening Night At Oyster Bay PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape May’s Fragrance Blending Bar Since 1994 OPEN ALL YEAR 318 Washington Street Mall CAPE MAY 609-884-9234

Robert, Peggy, Meg, Celie

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Just for Laughs Eileen and Joe Gallagher

Doug and Joanne Carnes

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February 21, 2019

2/14: Valentine’s Opening Night At Oyster Bay

Heidi Alliano, Ted Ferrante

Sally and Paul Yerk 40 year anniversary

Kitchen crew

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MaryAnn’s

2/16: 16th Annual Animal Outreach Shindig At Cape May VFW

Vintage Gold & Platinum Bands

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Donna, Mike, Kayla

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The Movie Column

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ell, what did you think of the film Bohemian Rhapsody? I know, I know, you’re reading this for my review. Well, if you’re a fan of the hit music group Queen, you’ve undoubtedly seen this tribute to their lead singer (and pop icon as well as brilliant music writer/composer) Freddie Mercury. The story was well told, fantastically acted, and deserved all of the award nominations it has received and won. Admittedly, it made me buy tickets for the next Queen tribute band concert coming to my area. It’s not like I’m leading up to a drastic criticism of the movie — it’s just that when it’s time to give out awards, is it only the movies with serious money behind them that get the recognition? How many awards? Too many to count. Rami Malek, who plays Mercury, has been nominated for an Best Actor Oscar, and the film was nominated for Best Picture along with three other categories. Malek won the Golden Globe for acting and the film for best in the Drama category. He was also

By Tom Sims of Cape May Film Society

awarded Best Actor at BAFTA (the British film awards) and Screen Actors Guild. Do we love Malek’s portrayal so much... or do we love Freddie Mercury so much? He was an icon, and his songs touched many of us (true, not all of us) in a personal way. My favorite is still “Somebody to Love” and the title track in this case, “Bohemian Rhapsody.” When you look at the other performances for Best Actor, they all seem like good candidates. But when you think of the

Find Your Way Back...

characters they’re portraying... well, can you compare Dick Cheney to Freddie Mercury? I guess time will tell what the Academy feels about these two performances, and the others. For Malek, this has been a huge success and a big win already. Mr Robot, a television series, has been his claim to fame thus far... but I’m not much of a TV guy. This is his breakout role. If you haven’t heard his name thus far, Oscar or not, you’ll be hearing it much more. So how does the film stack up to its competitors? When you spend the money they did to recreate the Live Aid experience, you know it’s worthy of the nomination. When you see the field of nominated films, you know that nearly every one of those selections is worthy of being there. Celebrity seems to win out every time, but let’s see if that will be the case. Join us for the BEST Oscar Party in New Jersey — Sunday February 24 from 3-7pm at Aleathea’s! Visitnewnjstatefilmfestival.com to learn more.

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A Great Book Warms the Soul

February 21, 2019

2/16: 16th Annual Animal Outreach Shindig At Cape May VFW PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape Atlantic Book Company OPEN @ 10am

Skip Thompson, Jim and Ruthanne Stewart, Pat Thompson, Shaine Meier

City Centre Mall 2nd floor Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 846-7688 capeatlanticbookco.com

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Jewelers

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DON’T MISS CASALE’S NIGHT-TIME BLOWOUT SALE Take an additional 50% off already sale-priced shoes!

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2/9: Fifth Annual Ice Ball At Congress Hall

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Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, fireside chats

resident Franklin Delano Roosevelt took advantage of America’s love affair with new technology by delivering occasional radio addresses to his fellow citizens. His thirty “fireside chats” invited Americans to listen not as if they were at the president’s fireside, but as if he were at theirs — sitting with their families, hashing out the problems faced by the nation. FDR used common language to explain complex issues like the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, the “Arsenal of Democracy,” and the geography of the foreign places that became the “battleground of civilization.” The talks were serious but confident. The issues he addressed, like “packing” the Supreme Court and introducing a social safety net, were controversial, but his speeches, carefully fact-checked and written and revised with the help of speechwriters, gained the trust of allies and rivals alike. FDR’s first fireside chat was shortly after his inauguration in 1933. He deftly defused the panic surrounding a banking emergency

with a speech that began, “My friends — I want to tell you what was has been done in the last few days, and why it was done, and what the next steps are going to be.” Reassured Americans put the bulk of their hoarded cash back into circulation. His last speech, shortly after D-Day, encouraged Americans to buy war bonds and credited citizens with a role in the progress of the war. Roosevelt died on April 12, 1945 at the age of 63, less than a month before Germany surrendered. You’re going to have to leave your own cozy fireside to hear chats on a variety of sub-

jects from Cape May’s scholars. Cold Spring Brewery offers free Thursday afternoon chats on a variety of topics. On February 21, it’s The Life of Sarah Spicer. Other topics include the American flag, Alice Paul, submarine warfare, baseball, and whaling. Visit coldspringbrewery.org for more information. Some speakers will take questions, but like FDR’s speeches, these events are mostly about listening. If you’d like to get your hands on the microphone, ask about the Cold Spring Brewery Open Mic nights, Fridays through March 29. Bring your own guitar. MAC’s Lunch and Learn series continues at Cape May United Methodist Church, 635 Washington Street, on Wednesdays at noon. Doors open at 11:30. Bring a bag lunch. Beverages and dessert are provided. $5 admission, free for MAC members. Topics include the music of the Titanic, Amelia Earhart, and Victorian medicine. Visit capemaymac.org for more information. For a more substantial lunch, MAC holds sessions at Lucky Bones for $20. Reservations (609-884-5404) are required.

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ARDEN’S KIDS GIFTS & CLOTHING

February 21, 2019

The Quicky Horoscopes Your near future in two sentences by Lady Diane

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ARIES You will finally PUSH instead of PULL that front door into Congress Hall. The valets will high-five you. TAURUS You will eat peanut butter. (Lame horoscope, we know, but don’t blame us — you’re having a lame week!) GEMINI This is the week you will finally delete your Facebook account. You will then reactivate it because you are weak. CANCER You will cook a gourmet meal. Just kidding - You’ll get takeout from Gecko’s. LEO You will take up birdwatching. But you won’t be able to tell a warbler from a wren and the birds will laugh at you. VIRGO You will clean your bathroom. It’s about time. LIBRA You will floss your teeth right before a dental appointment, hoping you will fool your hygienist into thinking you do this all the time. You will not succeed. SCORPIO You will have a mango for breakfast. You will discover that slicing a mango is the folding-a-fitted-sheet of the kitchen. SAGITTARIUS You will visit the Cape May County Zoo. The black howler monkeys will throw poo at you. CAPRICORN You will go for a run on the boardwalk. Just kidding — you will go for a RUM at the Mad Batter. AQUARIUS You will get Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” stuck in your head. All... week... long. PISCES You will take advantage of the Lobster House Fish Market’s buy-one-get-one-free meal special that runs on Sunday nights. You will not be sorry.


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Winter Concert Series

TROIKA Join us in the Ballroom for a night of modern country music. National country music scene newcomers and winners of the NextNash 2018 finals in Nashville, TROIKA, will take over Congress Hall’s Grand Ball Room playing a mix of country, pop and EDM.

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There are changeover firms, there are handyman firms and there are linens rental firms...

Now, there’s a firm that can handle all three.

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Good Things Come in Threes! Groundhog says we’re having an early Spring... the perfect time for Spring cleaning!

Arinay Property Services is offering our Three Threes deal An up to 3 bath, 3 bedroom house deep cleaned for $300 WHEN WE SAY DEEP CLEANED, WE MEAN DEEP CLEANED... « Total vacuuming under and behind all furniture and into all corners, on floors and ceilings « Vacuuming all furniture, down the seams under the cushions plus backs and bottoms « Mopping all hard surface floors and spot scrubbing the stubborn stains « Dusting all woodwork and furniture « Spot cleaning all woodwork and walls « Scrubbing kitchen counters, sink, stove and cooktops with non-abrasive cleaner « Spot cleaning kitchen cabinets « Cleaning the oven and racks « Scrubbing all bath fixtures, cleaning all shower enclosures « Cleaning all mirrors and door windows « Shaking out all door mats, sweeping decks and patios Additional bedrooms and baths $45 each, half baths $25 Interior windows $8 each, inside and outside of windows $15 each (first and second floor, $10 for tilt-in windows). all prices before nj sales tax

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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero. us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein. Dear Answer Lady I talk with my hands. Always have. I was at lunch with my girlfriends last week and spilled red wine on a friend’s white sweater. I felt awful. I offered to have it cleaned but I have to say... she did nothing to make me feel better and, in fact, told me the sweater was the last present her mother gave her before she passed away. Was that necessary? Did she have to volunteer that to make me feel worse? I want to make amends. What do you suggest I do? Buy a new sweater? — Red Faced Dear Red Here’s a helpful hint: You might want to consider white wine when out amongst the public, given those pesky hands. It’s true that your friend could have taken the high road, but it is also true that she truly did despair of the stain and the long-lasting repercussions.

Wise answers to perplexing questions

The Answer Lady is confident that an application of hydrogen peroxide lifted the stain out and that “all’s well that ends well.” It might behoove you to offer to take your friend to lunch at Fins as atonement. If she turns you down, you’ll know you are still in the doghouse, but most likely she has forgotten or resolved the issue by now. Have courage. Dear Answer Lady Our annual family gathering was last month. It’s a celebration dinner of my mother’s and my younger sister’s birthdays

which are within days of each other. It’s been like this since my sister was one. I barely get a card on my birthday but here’s my real problem. How old do I have to be before my mother stops showing my younger sister favoritism — to the point of telling people how proud she is of her “Cover Girl” daughter. (They were both models — on a MINOR scale.) I am tempted to just stop attending but never have the courage. — Ignored Dear Ignored Sibling rivalries are as old as Caine and Abel — look how that ended. The Answer Lady knows this is easier said than done — BUT the best thing you can do is to ignore her. Dismiss her and act as though you don’t care. There is something wrong with someone that sadistic. Mean-spirited people prey on what they perceive are your weaknesses. Do not show that face. Boycotting the family gatherings gives her a win. But you could well miss one or two. Schedule a cruise next year. In the meantime, you need to restore your chi. Pay a visit to Good Scents. Just walking through the door is a healing experience.


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Estate Jewelry & Women’s Boutique

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Bird Droppings

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

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woke to a new sound for 2019 this morning... the sound of a Mourning Dove calling, cooah-coo-coo-coo. Many people mistakenly ascribe the call to an owl. No, just Mourning Doves announcing the beginning of a new breeding season. For this prolific Columbid, breeding “season” is something of a misnomer. The lusty doves can breed any month of the year and the birds may raise six or more broods per year. In my youth, in North Jersey, we did not have wintering Mourning Doves. Northern birds retreat from locations where snow covers the ground, blocking their access to the seeds that constitute 99% of the bird’s diet. The proliferation of backyard feeding stations has resulted in more birds wintering farther north and more birds surviving the winter. I suspect it has also boosted breeding success. Healthy, well-nourished birds can turn their minds to other pursuits. And with young in the nest a ready supply of seed comes in handy. Pigeons feed their young a porridge-like regurgita-

m a s s a g e b o d y s c r u b s & w r a p s

tion called pigeon milk. It obviously works because the North American population of Mourning Doves is 120 million. As North America’s most popular gamebird, the 20 million doves harvested per year does not even cut into the birth rate. Do the math: Two eggs per nest, times six nesting attempts per year, times 90 pairs. That comes to a lot of squab If you want to attract doves to your yard, millet is their seed of choice. You’ll have to toss it on the ground. Dove feet are cumber-

some, ill suited for small perches. And doves also like a fresh water source since their diet requires that the birds drink often. So tied to water sources are the birds that westward-bound pioneers watched for the birds to lead them to water. While there are other dove species in North America, we in Cape May have only this one. So far! A larger paler species, the Collared Dove, is spreading like dove feathers in the wind. First established in the West Indies, this Old World native was first recorded in Florida in the mid 1970s. By the end of the century, it had marched clear across the continent. It has been recorded in every state and is now established across much of the US and southern Canada. Only the Northeast awaits colonization. But if you see a large pallid dove with a narrow black collar, you are not the first and you won’t be the last. Collared Doves have a nasal bray call that is much at odds with Mourning Dove’s plaintive coo. Seated side by side on a utility line Collared Dove will dwarf Mourning Dove.

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RUNWAY 5K, 10K & FAMILY FUN WALK

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Saturday, May 18, 2019 9:00am

Where Else Can You Race on an Airport Runway? Enjoy music, a FREE Craft Beer, bagels, water, fruit & refreshments post-race! Electronic timing and officiating by DelMoPRO. Race day registration begins at 7am, race begins at 9am! Early registration is highly recommended. Come join us!

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

MOMMA is an energetic, happy 4 year old brown and white beauty. Her owner could no longer take care of her, so Momma sits in her kennel, eagerly watching people go by and hoping she will have a home again. A family that wants an active companion but beyond the puppy stage would be a match. Her sweet disposition will win over your heart!

ROCCO is 4-5 years of age. He came to the shelter through no fault of his own and deserves a loving new home. He lived with adults, and was well behaved with young grandchildren. He is friendly with people and appears to be dog friendly too! Rocco is very affectionate and eager to please. He will be a great family pet. Adopt today!

HARPER came to the shelter as a stray. She is very energetic and friendly, although she has not mastered her manners, she seems to be friendly towards other dogs. She will do well with a family that is very active and has the time to help her with training. Harper is crate trained and enjoys both running in the yard and taking walks. Adopt today!

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The Village will be open Tuesdays to Sundays (closed Mondays) From June 23 through September 2 from 10am-4:30pm. Admission is $14 for adults, $12 for children 3 to 12. Children under 3 admitted free. Unlimited free admission is available with Village membership.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

BUBBA would love a great retirement home where he can relax, purr, love, eat, sleep and keep you company. Bubba doesn’t have a mean bone in his body so making him great with visitors and grand kids. He is in very good health for an older guy and is very clean. Bubba also doesn’t eat too much so he won’t cost you too much either! Adopt!

JOY is exactly what she is. A pure joy! Just take a look at that sweet and innocent face. However, for this kitty cat there are things necessary to make her happy. She can show you and tell you in a face to face interview. Joy can see applicants between 1:30pm to 4pm at the shelter. So if you’re looking to bring some joy into your life, adopt today!

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PROFESSOR X is an EXTRA LARGE tabby who is perfect for anyone who loves big and fluffy cuddles. He is the perfect blanket and could probably cover your entire lap! So if you’re looking for an older big boy to laze around the house with, Professor X is the perfect buddy for you. Stop by the shelter and adopt this big bundle of joy today!

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THE BLUE ROSE INN & RESTAURANT, CAPE MAY Calling all restaurateurs who would love to be in the Cape May marketplace... step inside this unique investors opportunity. The property is conveniently located in the heart of Cape May, at 653 Washington Street, just a half-block from the Washington Street Mall and a few blocks to the beach. Currently operating as The Blue Rose Inn and Restaurant. The restaurant is licensed for 96 seats (64 inside and 32 on the porch). The Inn features a 4-room guest house, with two apartment suites. The Blue Rose offers plenty of space and a pristine location. Licensing allows for a wide range of use such as boutique hotel, restaurant and potential condo conversion, settled in Cape May’s Historic District surrounded by largest hub of activity the area has to offer. The Blue Rose is well maintained and recent updates include a new roof. This could be the opportunity of a lifetime! Asking price $2,150,000

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BARBARA McPHERSON Realtor Sales Associate

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206 Columbia Avenue, West Cape May NEW PRICE! TOTALLY RENOVATED. Updated into a beach cottage by Burke Builders — 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms. Take a short bike ride to Willow Creek winery and Beach Plum farm or do the loop in Cape May Point. Property has R-2 Zoning with possibilities for extra building to be turned into legal living space. $819,000

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HollyODonnell@CoastlineRealty.com

GREAT SEASONAL RENTALS!

427 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May 2 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom Beautiful views and tons of availability! Sleeps 6.

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com

716 Wayne Avenue North Cape May 3 Bedroom | 1 Bathroom Close to the Cape May-Lewes Ferry Terminal. Sleeps 8.

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015, ’16 -’17


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Featured Sale Listing 402 Miller Avenue North Cape May

___________________________ 3 bedrooms, 2 baths $319,000. Bright and Cheery Remodeled Home

Listed by CHARITY R. CLARK BROKER SALESPERSON GRI, ABR 609.408.2192 - charitycapemay@gmail.com Advice. Experience. Results. Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Walt and Pearl Foerst, Leah Harkins, Betzy Mcclintock PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

877-248-2684 cbcapemay.com

PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE 650 Townbank, North Cape May

1,700 sq. ft. professional space for doctor’s office or other commercial use. 2nd floor space has elevator, nurse’s station, 5 treatment rooms, staff kitchen area. $3,000/month plus all utilities 2,800 sq. ft. doctor’s office, ready for immediate occupancy. Large waiting room, large office, reception area, 7 exam rooms, 3 bathrooms, staff kitchen area. $6,000/month plus all utilities

LISTING AGENT Peggy Vogel Sales Associate 609-827-5506

peggy@cbcapemay.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Stacy Hutchinson

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Broker Associate Direct: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: SHutchinson@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

511 MULBERRY RD., CAPE MAY BEACH 4 BR/3 BA custom home with an in-ground pool, located close to The Delaware Bay. $729,000

1408 TEXAS AVE., CAPE MAY Marina District! Unique opportunity to own 3 parcels of land that include 2 homes & a private dock. $674,000

Kathy, Michael, Aunt Joyce, Gail, Mark, Linda

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS

Buying & selling with integrity & trust

Heijung Park-Colameco Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 Cell Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com

Sean Curneen, Kristin and Danielle Dougherty, Eric Holt, Jania Dougherty

Expanded “Brentwood” Rancher 304 Portsmouth Road, Lower Twp/Tranquility 3 Bed, 2 Baths, 2-Car Garage Listing Price $385,000

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

(609) 884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Don, Den, Joyce, Sue, Dan


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Sol Needles Real Estate

Congratulations to our 2018 Circle of Excellence winners! WILLIAM BEZAIRE Platinum Broker/Owner

CHRIS BEZAIRE

JAMES McBRIDE

Silver Sales Associate

Silver Sales Associate

PEGGY VOGEL

WILLIAM “YOGI” KURTZ

Bronze Sales Associate

512 Washington Mall, Cape May

Bronze Sales Associate

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877-248-2684

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cbcapemay.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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The Sheehan family PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

606 A SECOND AVE., UNIT A, WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/3.5 BA new constrcution home offered by Burke Builders. $724,900

Ryan Griffin Salesperson Direct: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

606 B SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/3.5 BA new construction home offered by Burke Builders. $747,500

902 OCEAN DR., UNIT 1003, LOWER TOWNSHIP Updated 2 BR/2 BA condo at Canyon Club Resort Marina. $427,500

213 W 24TH ST., NORTH WILDWOOD Spectacular 3 BR/1.5 BA townhouse renovated from the top to the bottom. $299,000

928 CAROL AVE., ERMA 6 BR/3 BA home located on an oversized corner lot. $265,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Jim and Jane Sheehan, Lisa, Jimmy, Janie, Lynn, Mike, Dan, Joyce, Susie, Frank PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

225 E. Delaware Pkwy, Villas-$139,900

Featured Vacation Rental

Newly Listed

Listed by LAURIE SCHIFFELBEIN REALTOR, SALES ASSOCIATE ABR, MRP, RENE, SRS

Award Winner 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017,2018

24 Congress Street, Cape May 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths Sleeps 12 Renovated 1848 Carpenter Gothic gem faces Congress Hall, and is steps from the beach. The house is named Ocean Alice s after Alice Steer Wilson, the renown painter who lived and created many of the works of art that grace the walls of the home. Visit www.24congressst.com for info.

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Soar With A Rate This Great!

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Joyce, Sue, Jania

3.00

% APY*

25 MONTH CD

This rate is only available for a limited time, so stop into your local branch or give us a call at 888.623.2633 today! Dan, Amy

Jack and Marianne Sheehan

*Annual Percentage Yield (APY) as of 12.1.18 and subject to change at any time. A $500 minimum CD balance is required. CD must be opened with new funds not currently on deposit at OceanFirst Bank. Maximum CD balance not to exceed $100,000. Fees may reduce earnings. A penalty may be imposed for early withdrawal. Additional restrictions may apply. OceanFirst Bank N.A.

Steve, Joyce, Joe, Marie Sheehan, Denise


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Where In The World Is Exit Zero?

The Wenzels and Sorensens in Beaver Creek, Colorado... open your eyes next time, Billy! PHOTOGRAPH BY A ROVING CORRESPONDENT... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

877-248-2684 cbcapemay.com

BEACHFRONT CONDOMINIUM 101 W. Spruce Ave, N. Wildwood

This stunning 1st floor unit features numerous upgrades. Entry foyer has a tile floor that opens up into the hallway and living areas. Built with 2 master suites each with a private, covered deck, 2 bedrooms or den and a 3rd bathroom. Water views from living and dining rooms that open up to a covered porch. Approximately 2454 square feet of living space. Being sold fully furnished. $829,900

LISTING AGENT Joe Gallagher Sales Associate 267-258-4425

gallagherj69@hotmail.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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1021 Illinois Avenue, Cape May

902 Ocean Drive, Lower Twp.

302 Coral Ave., Cape May Point

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $727,000

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $578,000

4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,129,000

Village Greene Gorgeous new kitchen with high end appliances, recently installed custom gas fireplace in living room, and professionally designed master bath.

Canyon Club, Unit 1004 Luxury with many upgrades in this top floor condo. Beautiful harbor and marina views. Boat slip available for purchase.

New Construction Fabulous new upside-down home. High end finishes throughout. Second floor screened-in porch with cathedral ceiling.

12 Hyannis Dr., Tranquility/LT

Visit Our New Website

1331 New Jersey Ave., Cape May

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $339,000

5 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $1,247,000

jerseycaperealty.com Search Sold Properties

Contemporary-style Home Comfortable, affordable, and convenient location! Cathedral ceilings, hardwood floors, gas heat, central air, skylight.

SEE WHAT JUST SOLD!

Wonderful Beach House! Fantastic location offering ocean views and just one block to the beach! New kitchen, abundant storage, two generous decks.

20 Jackson Street, Cape May

1319 New Jersey Ave., Cape May

1122 Lafayette Street, Cape May

7 Bedrooms | 5 Baths - $1,850,000

6 Bedrooms | 4.5 Baths - $2,500,000

3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths - $469,900

Holly House One of the famous “7 Sisters�, completely renovated in 2016. Located beach block in Primary Historic District. Excellent rental history.

Heated In-ground Pool Stunning beach house in a prime location with ocean views from the second-floor deck. Open living area, designer kitchen.

Quaint Cape May Cottage Many original features lovingly cared for by current owner. Large rear deck leading to slate patio. Walk to Physick Estate.

Open 7 days a week With our full-time professional Realtors & a fully dedicated rental team

609-884-5800


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910 Stockton Avenue, Cape May Cape May Classic Cottage One Block to Beach- $1,350,000

202 Yale Avenue, Cape May Point Spacious 4-bedroom Home Two Blocks to Beach- $814,000

1460 Missouri Avenue, Cape May Custom Designed and Professionally Decorated Harbor Views– Price Upon Request

209 S. Broadway, Cape May Classic Cape May Victorian Home Two Blocks to Beach- $1,045,000

Vacation Rental Spotlight

13 Douglass Ave.,West Cape May 3 bedrooms/3.5 baths Sleeps 10

704 Benton Avenue, Cape May 5 bedrooms/ 3.5 baths Sleeps 13

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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The Exit Zero Crossword The theme is candy... compiled by Katie Repici 1

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ACROSS Across 1.1“Taste the rainbow” candy. (8) 4.4 “Chew it over” with this. (4) (12) not lay a hand of Bart 7.7Better 10 (3,3) Simpson’s candy. 11 Usually (3) 10. occurs bi-weekly 12 most (10) employees. (3,3) for 13 Juicy (8) Fruit; Bazooka; Orbit, 11. 14 (3-3) e.g. 16 This (5) everlasting candy 12. 18 (5) was featured in a movie with 5 down. 13. Hungry? Why wait? is their slogan. 14. Break me off a piece of that ___ ___ bar. (3,3) 16. Revenge of the _____. 18. Salt water treat popular along the Jersey Shore. 21. Stupid or simple-minded people. Also a flick featuring Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi and Brendan Fraser. (3,5) 22. 1956 Chordettes song about this sweet on a stick. Lil Wayne has a song with the same name. (Much raunchier lyrics though.) 23. Popular chocolate company with a factory and amusement park in PA. 26. Chocolate bar named after the Sultan of Swat. (4,4) 27. This brand has a wide

assortment Down of flavors like buttered popcorn, tutti fruity 2 (7,3) and strawberry daquiri. (5,5) 3 (9) 4 (5,10) 28. Cape May candy shop with 5 (5,5) a ferris wheel in the window. (5,5)6 (1,3,2) 8 9

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

1305 CAPE MAY AVE., CAPE MAY Sprawling 4 BR/3 BA rancher located only six blocks to the beach. $875,000

703 GORDON TERR., NORTH CAPE MAY 2BR/1BA home is positioned on a 60 x 100 fenced-in lot. $239,900

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

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(5) DOWN 15 (7,4) 2. How many licks does it take 17 to (5)the center of this? to get (7,3)19 (5) 3. Floating ring-shaped preserver. (4,5) 4. Athos, Porthos, Aramis. (5,10) 5. Johnny Depp played him in a Tim Burton film. (5,5) 6. These share a name with a “shady” rapper. (different spelling) 8. Fourth planet from the sun. 9. Mountain range in South America. 15. Red aquatic chewy treat. (7,4) 17. Shopping _____. 19. What the Bogel brothers are known for. 20. “Unexplainably Juicy” is the slogan for this candy. 24. Peanut Butter cup company. 25. Nonpareils. (3,4) SOLUTION ON PAGE 72

Nikki Smith Salesperson / Office Coordinator

Direct: 609.780.3687 Office: 609.884.1300 Email: NSmith@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

1202 TIDEWATER AVE., RIO GRANDE 3 BR/2.5 BA end unit located at The Legacy of Cape May 55+ community. $325,000

416 FERN RD., CAPE MAY BEACH 3 BR/2 BA totally renovated single family home, located one block to The Bay. $369,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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