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EXIT ZERO A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean March 21, 2019 Vol. 17, No. 7 America’s Original Seaside Resort

Taking The Paddy Plunge

Carney’s St Paddy’s Day 5K & One Mile Walk P11-24

Beatles Night With The Love Me Dudes P42-46

Bill, Brittany, Billy, Courtney and Rachel Nycz, Matthew Hanford, Maria Cucco and Brian Thomas at Carney’s annual St Paddy’s Plunge on Saturday. More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov

Topping Off At Boarding House On March 13, the island’s newest hotel, the 11-room Boarding House on Lafayette, hosted a Topping Off Ceremony and behind-the-scenes look. The dog-friendly space, brought to you by the Hirsch family of Montreal Beach Resort, has a modern concept with rustic touches and a surf-inspired vibe. While the ethos will attract active-lifestyle enthusiasts, it also caters to those who prefer doing nothing on vacation (except lounging on a roof deck). Congrats to all!

St Patty’s Day At The C-View Inn P52-58

The Hirsch family and local council officials attended the Topping Off ceremony at the Boarding House — meaning, the last beam was laid in place for this cool new inn. More photographs in next week’s issue. Aleksey Moryakov

Make Sasha Your New Bestie. Adopt Today! P67-69

FIND OUR EZ MASCOT PHIL! CLIPART CONTEST ON PAGE 20


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609.884.1300 FOR SALE! 1 WILLOW AVE., WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/3.5 BA New Construction! $789,000

107 HOLLY DR., RIO GRANDE 5 BR/2.5 home in tranquil Shannon Oaks. $289,900

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706 ATLANTIC AVE., NORTH CAPE MAY 3 BR/1 BA home with a new 3 car garage. $434,900

623 SUNSET BLVD., WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/3 BA home with views of the meadows. $899,995

819 BEACH AVE., CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA condo with water views. $399,000

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Cyncha’s shore golf party PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

WEDNESDAY IS OYSTER DAY @ LUCKY BONES!

Featuring local & specialty East Coast oysters shucked to order PRICES STARTING FROM $1 OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER DAILY 1200 ROUTE 109 SOUTH • CAPE MAY (609) 884-BONE (2663)

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The Exit Zero Information Page

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some ABOUT US Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright Operations Manager: Katie Repici General Manager Cathrine O’Brien Man Of All Things: Mike DeMusz Contributing Editor: Diane Stopyra Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Jessica Orlowicz, Gabi Urda 609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is delivered to around 300 establishments in the area. We also operate a retail store, a restaurant and a gas station, all under the umbrella of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at 110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful Cape Island. Please note: We no longer offer subscriptions to our weekly magazine. Too many people were receiving issues very late or, in some cases, not at all. That’s all down to the vagaries of sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay $100 to get EZ delivered first-class (11 people HAVE signed up). Call 609-7708479 if you’d like to order.

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SOME INTERESTING CAPE MAY TRIVIA AND FUN FACTS

Weird Sea Creature

Did You Know?

What We’re Reading

The vampire squid has a bit of an identity crisis — it is neither vampire, nor squid. The eight-armed creature gets its name not because it sucks blood, but because of the skin that connects those arms — it looks like a cape. This little guy is harmless. Instead of hunting for food, it feasts on particles that get attached to its sticky tentacles. Instead of releasing ink, it releases a colorless liquid that glows in the dark, attracting potential mates.

In 1609, while Lenni Lenape roamed the Cape, English captain Sir Henry Hudson was commissioned by the Dutch United East India Company, to find a new water route to Asia. The mission failed but, when Hudson’s ship struck ground, he was forced to wait in the Delaware Bay, and may have set foot on our peninsula. Disappointment back home was tempered by excitement over news of this uncharted peninsula. Several men followed in Hudson’s footsteps, including Dutch captain Cornelius Jacobsen Mey, in 1621. Upon arrival here, he named it Cape Mey, later misspelled on paperwork.

The Spirit of Science Fiction Roberto Bolaño This 1984 novel from a late, great Chilean author tells the story of two bohemian young people — the poet Remo and the science fiction writer Jan — in Mexico City, both trying to create a life in the literary world.


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A Cape May Classic since 1926

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3/16: St Patrick’s Day Celebration At Cape May Brewing Co

Caroline Roberts, Brendan Carrick

Kris, ODB twins, Chris Costello and crew

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

MON: PRIME RIB $21

DINNER SPECIALS * TUES: CHICKEN POT PIE $15 THURS: MEATLOAF $15

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HAPPY HOUR SUNDAY - FRIDAY 3pm - 6pm

SEAFOOD & STEAKS SALADS & FLATBREADS KID’S MENU 20 DRAFT BEERS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT PET FRIENDLY PORCH AMAZING FISH TANKS THURSDAY MAR 21 LOCALS APPRECIATION 8PM - 11PM $5 Flatbreads $2.50 Domestic Bottles $5 Select Craft Beers

FRIDAY MAR 22 DJ SEAN LOOSCH 9PM - 12AM

SATURDAY MAR 23 MEGHAN KNIGHT 9PM - 12AM

SUNDAY MAR 24 FINS SUNDAY SOCIAL 10:30AM-2:30PM ANIMAL OUTREACH

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GOINGS-ON ROLLER SKATING Where: Cape May Convention Hall. When: Now-March 31. How Much: $5/skater. $2/non-skater. $2/traditional skate rental. $4/in-line skate rental. Know This: Guests may bring their own standard or in-line skates. More Info: For the full roller skating schedule, visit www.discovercapemaynj.com. CCA’S YOUTH ARTS PROGRAM Where: Lower Township High School and Cape May Elementary School. When: Mondays for Lower Township through April 29th, 3:30-5:30pm and Fridays for CM Elementary School through March 15th, 3:005:00 pm. How Much: Free for students 10-14 years. Know This: Join teachers Sara ElShoubary, Amber Wisting and Penelope Cake for a fun season of art projects. More Info: Call 609-884-7525. FIRESIDE CHATS Where: Cold Spring Brewery. When: March 21. 4-5pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Every Thursday, Cold Spring Brewery will be serving up some tasty brews and historical knowledge with this free lecture series. This week, “Submarine Warfare off the Jersey Shore in WWI and WWII” by Joseph Bilby More info: Call 609-898-2300. ext. 11. FREE PIZZA & FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT Where: West Cape May Borough Hall. When: March 22. 6-8pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Join your neighbors, friends and family for an adventurous movie with a friendly message of the importance of our natural environment. FINS SUNDAY SOCIAL Where: Fins Bar and Grille. When: March 24. 10:30am-2:30pm. How Much: Free to enter. Know This: Come in and enjoy brunch or lunch. In addition to full bar service, a make your own bloody mary and mimosa bar is offered along with live entertainment! 50% of ALL proceeds will be donated to Animal Outreach. More info: Call 609-884-3449.

At only a year old, TROIKA has made a splash in the national music scene after winning the NashNext 2018 Nashville finals run by Nash FM and Big Machine Label Group. With the help of producer Bryant Lowry, the trio embodies Alt-Country and EDM cross genres. See them at Congress Hall on March 24!

INSIDER TIP As a person with #JerseyPride, you have an obligation to enjoy pizza. Early in the 20th century, pizza was predominantly eaten by Italian immigrants. But, following World War II, American soldiers came home craving that cheesy goodness. The first US cities to begin selling pizza were New York, Boston, New Haven and — wait for it — Trenton, New Jersey. More info: Call 609-884-1005. WINTER CONCERT SERIES: TROIKA Where: Congress Hall Ballroom. When: March 24. 7:30pm. How Much: Dinner and a show-$36.99/ adults. $9.99/kids. Concert only/$15.99. Know This: A night of modern country music. National country music scene newcomers and winners of the NextNash 2018 finals in Nashville, TROIKA, will take over playing a mix of country, pop and EDM. More info: After purchasing your tickets, call the c0ncierge desk to make your dinner reservation at The Blue Pig Tavern: 609884-6542. SENIOR CITIZEN WALK AND TALK TUESDAYS

Where: Cape May Convention Hall. When: March 26. 10am-noon. How Much: Free! Know This: Bring your sneakers, your water bottle and a friend! Enjoy a few hours of socializing. Walk the indoor roller rink or relax in the atrium and take in the beautiful views of the beach and ocean. More Info: Call 609-884-9565. SINGER-SONGWRITER WEEKEND Where: The featured performers will perform in the Grand Ballroom in Congress Hall. All other performances will be located in 14 different venues all over town. When: March 29-30. How Much: $15/featured performances. Free for all other performances. Know This: Over sixty music industry professionals and 150 acts and artists will participate in the weekend conference and showcase. The conference features two afternoons of music business panels, workshops, musician mentoring and keynotes. At night acts and artists showcase their new music with performances at Cape May live music venues. More Info: Visit sscapemay.com


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Exit Zero Almanac

All the meteorological, oceanographic and other scientific data you need to plan your weekend! WEATHER

THU March 21 FRI March 22 SAT March 23

SUN March 24 MON March 25

49

SUNRISE

7:02

SUNSET

MOON PHASE

7:12

W 7 8 N 49 7:00 7:13 2 7 8 N 46

6:59

7:14

, 7 8 P 53 6:57 7:15 2 7 8 P 55

6:55

7:16

W 7 8 R

HIGH TIDE

LOW TIDE

9:00am 3:04pm 9:49am

3:51pm

10:36am 4:36pm 11:25am

5:23pm

12:15pm 6:12pm

OCEAN TEMP

44 44 44 44 44

SURF REPORT

1-3ft

Ankle-high, choppy

2-3ft

Waist-high, choppy

1-2ft

Knee-thigh, choppy

0-1ft

Ankle-high, semi clean

1-2ft

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Harbor View RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR Inside Dining & Bar Open THU ~ SUN @ 11:30am

Maureen and Ed Farrell, Debbie and Paul Matuszak

Susan O’Keefe, Tom Sestito, Wendy Cass, Kate Drobek

Weekend Breakfast SAT & SUN 8-11:30am

HALFPRICE APPS! Thu- Fri 3-6pm

Voted THE BEST Happy Hour in NJ!

Can’t-Miss Specials! thursday night $16 Prime Rib Dinner friday night Shrimp Stravangaza sunday all day and night Burger Mania sunday night $16 Turkey Dinner

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY Stonis family

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com


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FARM FRESH EASTER BRUNCH SUNDAY, APRIL 21ST SEATiNgS AT

10, 11, 12 & 1

$40 AdUlT • $15 CHild 4-12 • BYOB

FARM-TO-TABLE DINNERS AT THE FARM BE THE FIRST TO SAMPLE OUR FARM’S EARLY SPRING HARVEST. SATURDAYS AT 6:30PM RESERVE AT BPFCAPEMAY.COM

O pEN S ATURdAY & S UNdAY F ARM & M ARkET : 8 AM -5 pM k iTCHEN : 8 AM -3 pM 140 Stevens St, W. Cape May | bpfcapemay.com


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3/16: Carney’s St Paddy’s Day 5K Run And One Mile Walk

Chris and Stacey Close

The Tonia Family

Sloan, Ella

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Adored by Visitors...

Loved by Locals! New Gluten-free options!

OPEN FOR THE 2019 SEASON!

Aleathea’s Photo by Sean Heisey

SINGER SONGWRITER CAPE MAY - MARCH 29 & 30

Friday, Saturday & Sunday 7:00am - 9:00pm

BREAKFAST Saturday & Sunday 8-11am

BAR MENU MENU Friday to Saturday 1-8pm

DINNER Friday & Saturday 5-?

chicken pot pie saturday!

$25 Early Seating 3 Course Offer 5:00-5:30pm

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772

7 Ocean Street, Cape May 800-582-5933 innofcapemay.com


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American Cuisine

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Freshest Seafood Sizzling Steaks Great Bar Menu

THIS WEEK’S HOURS Friday & Saturday bar Wed- Sat from 4pm happy hour 4 pm to 6pm

dinner

Paul, Ann

Christine, Peter

Janzell, Tony

Michael Hamm, Jim Feeley

Kris Gentilini, Tina Sedberry

Peter Hardy

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY 609-884-2111 oysterbayrestaurant.com

Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week? Advertise in EZ! 609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.us


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The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’

Open Every Day 8-7 • 609-886-5121 1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS

USDA Choice and Above-Custom Cut Meats GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED... « International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages « Regional Award-Winning Bacon « National Award-Winning Hams

WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS « Alumni Grill Honey Jalapeno Sauce « Cape May Crab Cakes « Busy Bee Honey « Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans « Hank Sauce « Cape May Peanut Butter

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Where We’re Eating

Serving Dinner Thursday through Sunday $35 Three Course Special - Thursday, Friday & Sunday

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 tishasfinedining.com Fabulous Food & Cool Cocktails in a casual pub atmosphere!

Happy Hour Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE ALL DAY FRIDAY! SHAKEN & STIRRED CHOPPED BARTENDER COMPETITION Round 2: March 21 at 7pm

Catherine Wilson of Lucky Bones Dom Piro of Hemingway’s Cape May Andrew Steiner of The Establishment at 100 Dennis Elia of Oyster Bay Bar & Restaurant

LUNCH & DINNER DAILY Kitchen Hours: Sunday-Thursday 11:30am-10pm Friday & Saturday 11:30am-11pm

3729 Bayshore Road Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5Westpub.com

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Here’s what the EZ team had for dinner this week

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very week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general vibe. The place: The family-owned Ocean View Diner and Family Restaurant on Beach Avenue. The music: Pearl Jam’s “Better Man.” Lead singer Eddie Vedder wrote the song in high school, likely inspired by wanting his mother to leave his stepfather. REM’s “Losing My Religion” also came over the speakers. As the kids say, we are HERE for this ’90s renaissance. The renovation: Well, well, well — the Ocean View has gotten a glo-up (something else those kids say). Translation: The place has swagger. Think rustic-industrial chairs; minimalist, micro-mesh shades; light grey walls that provide a feeling of both airiness and warmth; new chalkboards denoting specials; and white ceramic pendants lights. Don’t worry, that lovely Cape May mural on the back wall remains unchanged. The server: Kimberly. She’s attentive and friendly and, in the grand tradition of diner servers, calls you “honey” in a way that makes you feel seen. The conversation: We discussed the geopolitical ramifications of the 2009 global economic downturn. What can we say? Ocean View food is brain food. The food: Egg sandwiches all around! Jack ordered his on a croissant for “a little cosmopolitan flair.” The hot sauce: Sriracha. Fun fact: 20 million bottles are consumed globally per year. The EZ crew is responsible for roughly half. The hot tip: Did you know you can opt for tater tots over homefries? That’s… woke (as the kids say). The placemats: They come complete with ads and/or discounts for everything from tires to soap to funeral services, including one writeup of “Sun of a Bleach” cleaning service. Punny AND practical. The review: According to a writer from honestcooking.com, this place serves “upscale, beachy, diner food. I may have just invented that category of food, but it is truly the best way to describe it.” The parking lot: It’s not as tricky as Wawa’s, but it’s tight. No worries — Jack navigated it smoother than the butter on his cosmopolitan croissant.


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Ramblings From The Editor

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Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends... by Jack Wright

sually when hard-headed, business-minded Republicans are in the same conversation with social Democrats, eco warriors, bleeding-heart liberals and everything else in between, it gets ugly. It only takes a couple minutes of cruising through Facebook to see that. That wasn’t the case at Cape May’s Convention Hall on Monday, when it was clear that all of the above were standing on the deck of the building, agreeing on a common cause... taking a stand against seismic testing in the Atlantic Ocean, possibly off the shore of our lovely old town. The protest was called by the Clean Ocean Action group, with an impressive roster of speakers to advance the cause, including Representative Jeff Van Drew, who is co-sponsoring bills that would outlaw seismic testing and oil drilling in the Atlantic Ocean. However, who knows how long that would take. And, in the meantime, seismic

testing could actually begin in the very near future. Last November, the National Marine Fisheries Service, in its infinite wisdom, gave authorization to five different companies to engage in the practice, which scientists agree would either drive marine life away from our waters or kill them. Such a thing would devastate businesses in this area. Commercial fishing would be the biggest victim. And you could say goodbye to activities such as whale and dolphin-watching.

The war against seismic testing (and the oil drilling that would follow) is being fought on several fronts. Earlier this month, New Jersey joined eight other states to support a federal lawsuit brought by environmental groups to outlaw seismic testing. We’ve all seen that the man in the White House isn’t always given to outbreaks of common sense or logical thinking, but here’s hoping that he can take a look at the math and realize that offshore drilling in the Atlantic Ocean is, in technical terms, a really, really bad idea, and not just for us folks who either do business or pleasure here. The 130-mile New Jersey shoreline, which begins in Sandy Hook and ends in Cape May, generated $44 billion in tourism revenue, according to figures in 2016, supporting more than 838,000 jobs and generating $5.6 billion in federal taxes. Seismic testing wouldn’t just likely spell the end for, say, the endangered right whale... it would spell the end for a way of life at our beloved Jersey Shore.

Fireside Chat - March 21 - Submarine Warfare off the Jersey Shore in WWI & WWII - 4-5pm Fireside Chat - March 28 - History of Early Baseball in New Jersey - 4-5pm

Free Entry & Parking For Brewery

Please check Facebook for Brewery Hours and Information

Gift Cards and Growlers Available!

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum

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Uncle Bill’s

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And FAMILY RESTAURANT

Bill and Kim Wells, Sherri and Gary Logue

6:30-2 weekends; 7-2 midweek BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY

Spring is Here! Angie Manni family

Along with an unbeatable selection of craft beers!

SUNSET LIQUORS

Sunset & broadway

OPEN 10-10 mon-sat & 11-10 sun

609-435-5052

John, Kim, Keane, Tara and Bunnie


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Bartender Of The Week This week, Laura Marchina from Nauti Spirits is up. How long have you been bartending? 17 years. Favorite drink to serve? The Shark Tooth because it’s the best drink we have here. I made 150 just in one day! What’s your bartending pet peeve? When customers try to get your attention when they aren’t ready to order. Dream job? I’d probably want to do something in the medical field.

Chef’s Signature Dish Place: Beach Plum Farm Chef: Josh Liwoch Signature dish: Our pork sandwich. The pork here at Beach Plum is some of the best pork I’ve ever tasted. Currently, it’s made with garlic, spinach and cheddar. The dish will change periodically as the season progresses with farm vegetables, keeping it always fresh and new.

Wine Of The Week Joe Canal’s Discount Liquor 2016 J Vineyards California Pinot Noir - $20.99 The soft, silky palate features bright, fruity notes of cranberry, fig and fresh orange peel, with hints of dark, brambly fruit, black tea and clove. Enjoy this wine with grilled salmon, grilled pork ribs with pomegranatemolasses barbeque sauce and tangy jicama slaw or Morbier cheese with a blackberry gastrique.

ENTER THE CLIPART CONTEST We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.us (put CLIPART CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by March 28. Random winner will receive a $10 Exit Zero Filling Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Friday. Here’s the exact size of the image. Happy hunting!


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Raw Local & world honey Clean, natural Face & body care

Pure beeswax candles Tasting bar: 40+ varieties Double Sweet Customer Card Stamps on Friday!

we’re Turning Six! Saturday, March 30: Join us for cupcakes, drinks & giveaways! 135 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May [ across from exit zero ] 609-425-6434 » capemayhoneyfarm.com


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The Exit Zero Filling Station Ambush Come get gas at our place and you might just get lucky!

It’s a pleasant experience getting gas at Exit Zero Filling Station. Our smiling faces, the cool vibe. Now there’s even more reason. This year we are giving away to random drivers a discount to enjoy at one of the top restaurants, stores, salons or activities, courtesy of the fabulous Exit Zero Discount Deck! If you don’t know what this is, you oughta! We also call it Vacation in a Box because it contains 50 great discounts to one of your favorite Cape May places — from $3 off fudge to $15 off dinner. It’s the real deal, and it only costs $20 for the entire pack. This week we bumped into Steve Holderness, from Bucks County, PA who was in town working on a buddy’s house on 1st Avenue. We asked him to pick a card from the deck to enjoy. He picked out a discount at The Original Fudge Kitchen. Who would he like to share this with? Wife Felicia, who loves fudge.

There’s a lot going on at

RIO STATION • Meatless Monday •

Try our Vegetarian White Bean Chili or Green Bean Fries. Yum!

• Thai Tuesday •

Collier’s liquor store

Try Cody’s Thai Pot Stickers or our Drunken Noodles No chopsticks required

• Italian Night Wednesdays •

Housemade Personal Pizzas & Endless Pasta Bowls Our Winter Sangria & Apps are “delicioso”

• Service Appreciation Friday •

Nurses, Doctors, Hospital Staff, Medical Staff, Fire, Police, Postal Workers& Government Officials all receive 15% Off Food All from 4 pm to 8 pm with Seasonal Cocktails & Wine Specials

FREE POKER Every Monday Game starts at 7:00

FREE TRIVIA

Every Tuesday In the bar with Fran 7 pm

BEER BATTLES Every THURSDAY 50C Wings

And if that’s not enough...

• Sunday Brunch •

7:30 am to 3 pm with $3 Bloody Marys & Mimosas by Fran

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey 609-889-2000

Breakfast ~ 7:30 am to 1 pm • Lunch ~ 11 am to 4 pm daily Dinner ~ 4 pm to 8 pm Monday ~ Thursday • 4 pm to 9 pm Friday & Saturday

Is officially here... but our winter wine sale continues! New selections for 2019 season arriving every day! new hours... now open till

8

on sundays!

SUN 11-8 I MON-WED 10-7 I THU 10-8 I FRI-SAT 10-9

202 JACKSON 609-884-8488

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PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

SMALL BATCH IS WHAT WE DO. Come see us in the store or connect with us online for great offers all year long.

615 Moss Mill Road, Smithville, NJ smithvillepeanutbutterco.com

324 Carpenter’s Lane spicecellar.net

324 Carpenter’s Lane 516 Carpenter’s Lane capemayoliveoilcompany.com capemaypeanutbutterco.com


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Undertow

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Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence

s I sit and write to you through bleary eyes and with a very sore throat in the dawn hours of Tuesday morning (only 36 hours past deadline!), it’s hard to convey just how… intense this past week really was, but I’ll try… I was finally able to trade in my Exit Zero Filling Station gastender parka for a server’s uniform and interact with some humans on our freshly waxed floors (ahem) on a level a bit more personal than “Hi, what can I get you?” I mean, it’s kind of the same thing, serving food, serving gas... you know what I mean. EZFS has these new things called “Bartenders,” one of whom is Jimmy Murtha. Jimmy spent over a decade at the Brown Room, and all I’ll say is that their loss has been our gain. Then there’s Sean Haggerty, who texted me on Monday and had a job on Tuesday (I’m Trump-ian that way). Sean and I spent a lot of nights at Rio Station. He slung the drinks, I slung the tunes. Tish Roussos bartends, too, sometimes, but I’m not saying anything because she kind of scares me. Fins owner Jeff Gernitis, following the

sage advice of his gas man, had the Thai shrimp soup, perhaps the best thing on our menu. Thanks, Jeff, for talking me up to my boss, and for that birthday dinner a few weeks back. One of only two gifts I received this year, but I’m not bitter. (Oh, and who books your music? I know a guy in about 17 bands…) South Philly native Martin Collins and his lady friend Tina Franks, having heard about us all the way up in Somers Point, came in for lunch. (When you hit Somers Point, you know you’ve made it). My Beatles band came up in conversation (as it does in every conver-

sation I start) and he said, “You weren’t that Beatles band at the Cape May Brew Fest at the Physick Estate last year, were you?” (Okay listen, the actual quote was more like “were you those guys that played at that place that one time with all the beer and crabcakes?”, but I can’t print that). I said, “Yes.” He said (actual quote), “Man, we were just about to leave when we heard Sgt Pepper’s and turned back around.” That, right there, might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Love Me Dudes keyboard player Sue Polcer and LMD Super Fans Dean Bloemer and Kathleen Scullion came in for drinks. Kathleen pointed out that, according to the closed captioning, the Washington Capitals were playing the Philapelphia Flys. And Dean made the bold statement that mystery writer John Sanford was as good if not better than Robert Crais, and almost caught these hands. I had four gigs in approximately 72 hours this past weekend, so all your inner monologues should sound like Will Arnett after a pack of Marlboros and a lot of whiskey. Or like me after a half-pack of Marlboro Lights


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and a moderate amount of whiskey, which would probably seem like a lot of whiskey if you weren’t a seasoned whiskey drinker like me. (Million dollar idea: seasoned whiskey to pair with your EZFS curry, Nobody steal it.) Friday night, Love Me Dudes, my Beatles tribute, ripped it up at Carney’s. Many familiar faces beamed up at us in the newly renovated Main Room. Congras to the Carney Kids (Michael, Sean, James); the new room looks great, and that new brick oven pizza was outstanding. I got to play with my brother Mike, who was filling in for Herb Moore (strained left quad. Ha! Kidding. He had a conflict, but a sports injury sounds cooler). Mike is the reason I love music and the reason I’ve been flooding Cape May with tribute bands the last seven years. I mean, he’s also kind of a dick, but I love him. Anyone with a brother knows what I’m talking about. Saturday afternoon O’Brien & Joyce played Cape May Distillery in Green Creek. I would say I sang there, but that’s too strong a word. I spoke with the intent to sing. Some unforeseen sound issues Friday night (100% my fault) led to a little over-straining of the ol’ pipes, which aren’t as elastic as they used to be. So Saturday was… rough. Which is why it’s nice to have a wingman like Tim Joyce, who can not only pick up the vocal slack, but lecture you on overusing your voice while doing it. We even mixed in a Dolly Parton song for CMD bartender Tom Ward, who kept my glass at perfect bourbon-sipping level. Not sure if it was good for my throat, but it was real good for the rest of me. He and my dearest, oldest friend Lauren… Laura… Lori?... tended bar. Known hecklers Herb and Diane Mogck (Mo-JIK) hung out with us. Herb always enjoys stumping the band while Diane just gets drunk and mean. (Not true, but now she has something to yell at me about.) Herb and I had a nice chat about how the music you grow up with stays with you forever, and how he

March 21, 2019 thinks Love Me Dudes are better than the Beatles tribute he recently paid $50 to see. THAT might now be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. After the gig I went to see my boys Owen and Jackson in the LCMR musical, Curtains, which, while not a household name, gave every kid in it their moment(s) to shine. And as much as I love Owen, Jackson, Quinn Dougherty (spawn of a Dude), Evan Warburton, Evan Smilyk, Katie King, Reid Shriver, Katie Beane-Fox and everyone else I’m running out of room to list, and as much as I’ve enjoyed watching you all work together since seventh grade, my man Aaron Agostini stole that damn show right out from under you. YOU SHOULD ALL BE VERY PROUD. But Aaron should be just one skoach prouder. On St. Patrick’s Day, O’Brien & Joyce made their Nauti Spirits debut which, I think, was a success. I mean, nobody booed and our tip jar was pretty full. Our friend Marnie Lengle, who keeps the trains running in Stone Harbor (she organizes the Harbor Square tribute concerts), brought cheese and crackers, but opted not to sing, giving me the old, “It’s not you, it’s me…” That, right there, is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. We closed out our weekend with our first gig in the newly refurbished Brown Room, where I sang with both vocal cords tied behind my back, yet managed some of my best work of the weekend. Randy Redelico almost got himself tackled by the woman who thought he was stealing our tip jar and Wendy made a new best friend and competitor in the Terry’s Biggest Fan Club (measured in appreciation of Terry, not size of fan). It was just a really great day and night and I went home knowing I didn’t leave any bullets in the chamber. And just like that I am out of room to tell you about my new summer band project, so you’ll just have to come back again. ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.


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Open Daily FOOD & DRINK

thelobsterhouse.com 609-884-8296


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Cape May’s original farm-to-table

Made from Scratch... Made with Love Fri - Sun @ 5pm... Please Call to Book 609-884-5882

104 JACKSON STREET

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Spring Is In The Air Savor the Season

From the relaxing front porch, to the classically comfortable bar and lounge with live piano music on weekends, The Ebbitt Room is strongly rooted in a farm-to-table, farm-to-glass dining philosophy featuring the freshest ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm. Edible Jersey Local Heroes 2019 Wne Specator Award of Excellence 2018

Half-priced beer and wine by the glass, Monday - Friday, 4pm - 6pm. Reservations 609.884.5700 | EbbittRoom.com | 25 Jackson Street

• Dining Room Open Thursday-Sunday • Lounge Open Nightly • Early Dining Menu Thursday, Friday & Sunday 5pm-6:30pm 3 Course Prix Fixe $35+ • Piano Friday and Saturday Nights • Complimentary Valet Parking


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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE What You Need To Know About The Food And The Vibe

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

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FULL BAR

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FULL BAR

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the beach. Weather permitting, enjoy a cocktail on their lovely porch as you watch people go by.

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a choice of indoor and outdoor dining.

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THE BOILER ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8421 www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven pizza with draft beers.

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Cards: V, MC, AE, D

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THE BROWN ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/brownroom

Congress Hall’s lounge just got a very groovy, very sexy renovation. The bar has been enlarged (and moved) and there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.

Bar Menu and Cocktails

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CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

By day it’s a family-friendly restaurant with open windows that allow the ocean breezes in. By night it’s one of the liveliest spots in town with great live bands and a fun crowd. REOPENING APRIL.

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DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 400 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 770-8559 www.delaneyscapemay.com

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat pies have been receiving rave reviews.

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THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5700 www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the buzzy vibe of the dining room and expanded bar for a quintessential Cape May dining experience.

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E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials.

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EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May (609) 770-8479

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun American dishes, too and great burgers. If we do say so, the breakfast and lunch items are bangin’!

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$18-$30 Cards: V, MC,AE, D

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5 WEST PUB 3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5westpub.com

This hotspot is a gastropub coming to you from the owners of Tisha’s. Expect the same high-quality food and high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.

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HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, good food, regular entertainment, and the views are spectacular.

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IRON PIER CRAFT HOUSE 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

Remember Martini Beach, located above Cabanas on Beach and Decatur? Well, Iron Pier is the new game in town. Same owners, but a new menu. REOPENING APRIL.

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Opening April 4!

JOIN US FOR EASTER! Sunday, April 21, Noon until 8 p.m. Real “sit down” supper, a la carte or prix fixe, with additional brunch items noon-1:30.

PRE-OPENING PRE-O PENING GIFT CARD SALE! The sooner GIFT CARDyouSbuy, ALE! the more you save!

3/16 to 3/25 - Buy $50 card,

get free $10 bonus certificate 3/26 to 4/3 - Buy $50 card, get free $5 bonus certificate 4/4 – OPENING FOR SEASON ! You can buy traditional physical gift cards or our instant gift certificates, which can be emailed or texted to you or recipient. Purchase physical gift cards or instant gift O cards at www.merioninn.com. Physical gift cards may also be purchased over the phone at 609-884-8363.

106 Decatur St. at Columbia Ave., Cape May Reservations: 609-884-8363, or online at www.merioninn.com

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Price Of Entrées

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THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. In summer, drinks on the Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape May experience.

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LOUISA’S CAFÉ 104 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5882

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy. Thirty-seven years later, they’re maintaining that culinary excellence.

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LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, Cape May 609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.

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MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Listen to live piano music as you eat. REOPENING APRIL 4.

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OCEAN VIEW Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu, and now enjoy the beautiful new renovation! Classic diner food, oversized portions and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

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OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful new bar and restaurant area that’s proving to be a huge hit, a new bar menu, great martinis and generous dishes.

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PETER SHIELDS INN 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

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While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.

TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite serves delicious food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And they have a petfirendly patio too. Check out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.

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$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there — such a treat. Great spot for outdoor dining on the mall. Check their ad for upcoming live entertainment.

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UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people wait.. Open daily. You can sit outside with ocean and beach views and dine with your dog if the weather is nice.

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WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a cool but cozy bar. Check out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey. REOPENING APRIL 5.

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FUN BREAKFAST & LUNCH DISHES

GREAT BURGERS &

CURRIES FOR DINNER and now...

we serve liquor! 110 Sunset Boulevard 609-305-5203 exitzero.com


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PATRICIA JACKSON

Jewelers

A Great Book Warms the Soul

Creators of Cape May and Exit 0 Charms! Fri, Sat & Mon 11-6 Sunday 12-5 Custom work in platinum, 18k & 14k gold or sterling silver is our specialty only on - premises jewelers in the area

414 Bank Street • 884-0323 • patjacksonjewelers.com

Cape Atlantic Book Company OPEN @ 10am

City Centre Mall 2nd floor Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 846-7688 capeatlanticbookco.com


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Jennifer and Evan Olson, Brenda Judge

EXIT ZERO Discount Deck SAVE $450 on 50 of Cape May’s finest restaurants, stores, salons & activities. Only $20! Buy at Exit Zero Filling Station, Collier’s Liquors, Coffee Tyme, West End Garage, Congress Hall or online at ezstore.us.

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WOOD-FIRED BRICK OVEN PIZZA Start your night underground at the Boiler Room, where locals dine on made-to-order pizza, cold beers, and more, featuring fresh ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm.

OPEN FRIDAY FROM 5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY FROM NOON BEER & COCKTAILS • LIVE ENTERTAINMENT

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Hats

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Jewelry

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The Rusty Nail is opening early this year, just in time for spring! The Nail is open weekends starting March 29th and we’re lighting up the new indoor fireplace and firing up the grill. Kick back with food & drink and live entertainment.

SS Cape May March 29-30 | Exit Zero Jazz Fest April 13-14 Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner | Cocktails | Live Music 205 BEACH AVENUE 609.884.0017 RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM #THERUSTYNAIL

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Janet, Dottie

The Love Me Dudes

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Cape May Linen Outlet

109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May Open Every Day January - March Hours: Sun-Thu 11-3, Fri & Sat 10-5

Cape May Linen Outlet is Celebrating 30 Years in Biz! Atlantis — Available in Jade & Coral/Multi Color Bedding, Window Treaments & Shower Curtains $14 — $109 609-884-3630

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The Original

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FUDGE KITCHEN Your Easter Candy HQ!

Our Delicious EASTER

EGGS

PERSONALIZED FREE OF CHARGE!

Coconut Cream • Butter Cream • Peanut Butter Fruit & Nut • Fudge Center • Caramel Pecan

Treat a friend or loved one to a special piece of Cape May. We mail anywhere in the world!

Visit with the Easter Bunny! Fri, Sat & Sun APRIL 19, 20 & 21

NEW! Whipped Cream Fudge Easter Bunnies

OPEN EVERY DAY IN CAPE MAY Washington Street Mall and the Promenade

toll-free @ 1-800-23-FUDGE  online @ www.FudgeKitchens.com


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MaryAnn’s CONTEMPORARY & ESTATE JEWELRY

18 k White Gold with 1.12 c Diamond Center Stone & 1.01c of Diamonds in the Mounting

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Joe, Lisa

Kelli, Rick

511 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, CAPE MAY (next to fudge kitchen) • (609) 898-8786 Also at 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede • (856) 939-0230

Carney’s crew

Fascinatin’

Put a spring in your step with our fascinatin’ selection of Fascinators

Kaleidoscope 506 WASHINGTON STREET MALL 609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

ou may have read in this newspaper, or watched on the televisual, about cities adopting tiny electrically powered scooters for people to zip around on. Or you may not — I confess I only read my own column, as well as those rare but heartrending pages about dogs who are looking for a good home. I have my manservant Kitchener read them aloud to me: “Razor is a 300lb cross, who is a total sweetheart and wants only to be cuddled all day. His tiny foibles include a deep hatred of children, a total intolerance for other dogs, a ferocious dislike of people in uniform and a tendency to express his anxiety by reducing every piece of furniture in the house to matchwood if left unattended for more than seven seconds.” At the end of every one, Young Albert will bark dismissively and since he has legal veto of any proposed new pets, none of those lovely animals end up here. Also, I confess I do not watch the regular “news” channels, preferring to stick to Cape May-ncient TV: Programming for the Elderly and Intransigent. This is a 24-hour channel devoted to citizens over the

age of 80, who are each given five minutes in which to complain, rage, judge and tell anecdotes about “the old days”. On the hour, there is a slot sponsored by Wildwood Laxatives: Moving Stories to Move Your Bowels that highlights the clear and present danger that strangers or “people not like us” pose to old Cape May people, whether by casual contact in the street (“A Shoebie Bumped Me, and Gave Me Comsumption”) or random evil (“Jeffrey Dahmer Stopped Me And Asked for Directions, Once. He Was Very Polite”).

Find Your Way Back...

Anyways, back to the tiny electric scooters. One of my irritating descendants was buzzing around The D’Catur Mansion on one, recently. The dreadful youth was making fast progress until he inexplicably caught his front wheel in my walking cane, and continued at a great rate of knots down the hall into the trophy room, minus the scooter. I seem to have hundreds of grasping great-great nephews and he will not be missed. I am not sure we shall get the stains out of the bison head, though. This is why we will never allow such a scheme in our city. Can you imagine thousands of Shoebies whizzing past, XXXXL white tees billowing like sails? Instead, we have invested in e-Pogo-sticks. Not only are they a delight to watch, but the powerful little batteries will allow bounces of up to six feet, depending on rider obesity. The noise will be minimal, and other than the casual risk of decapitation, I can see no downside. Also, we are having a secret remote added to every one, that will allow an impartial judge such as myself to send any antisocial or underspending visitors off to The Point, to hop neatly into the water.

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Mike, Sue

David, Karen

Pete, Cuz Ray, John, Dean, Kathleen

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Snack While You Shop Stay energized during shopping marathons with a treat from the Beach Plum Bakery & Café located inside West End Garage. Featuring La Colombe Coffee products and homemade doughnuts. HOURS:

Café: Fri-Sun 8am-4pm Shopping: Fri-Sat 10am-6pm Sun 10am-5pm

antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods 609.770.8261

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Cape May’s Fragrance Blending Bar Since 1994 Alicia Macfarlane, Emily Materazzi, Mikey Keating, Lauren Macfarlane

OPEN ALL YEAR 318 Washington Street Mall CAPE MAY 609-884-9234

bathtimecapemay.com

Just for Laughs Marge, Mike, Linda and John Dougherty, Kim and John Mcguire

Doing the dishes needn’t be a bore. Put an attitude into those dishes! Jim Bonz, Lex Bails, Jackie Mcginnis, St Paddy McG

504 WASHINGTON STREET MALL 609-884-5466 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM


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Estate Jewelry & Women’s Boutique

Kayla, Marlee, Brian, Kyle

THE PINK HOUSE ON THE MALL @ 33 Perry Street @ 302 Washington Fri-Sun @ 10 victoriousincapemay.com

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Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, the gift of music

usic is a gift. It offers cheap emotional support, whether you are despondent or delighted. Medical professionals recognize this, and use music to treat a variety of disorders. Music reaches patients with Alzheimer’s when nothing else can, offering a social connection and a feeling of security. People can relearn to speak by putting their sentences into a singsong cadence. Singing or playing music helps to regulate breathing, and music’s mood-enhancing benefits help people with everything from schizophrenia to heart disease. We amateurs self-medicate with music. Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” has been a boon to the heartsick since 1978, but some patients need an additional dose of Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” or Kelly Clarkson’s “Stronger.” Broadway show tunes cure a variety of ills. I went to high school in the ’80s, so I prescribe myself Pat Benatar and Cyndi Lauper when I need an infusion of courage. For my daughters, Halsey and Ariane Grande do the job. “Bohemian Rhapsody” singalongs

cross generations, as do Elton John, Simon and Garfunkel and Billy Joel. And because we are in New Jersey, The Four Seasons, Springsteen and Bon Jovi take the sting out of household chores. We may have spent the weekend scrubbing guano out of the attic, but hey, big girls don’t cry, right? We’re tougher than the rest, and we’re going to have a nice day, so we’ve got that going for us. When your voice is sore from singing, take time to listen to live music. In summer, you can choose your venue by walking around town until something catches your

fancy. In March, you have to plan a little, at least until Cape May Singer Songwriter infuses the town with music on March 29 and 30. Until then, find live music at the Cape May Winery every Friday in their Tap Room Happy Hour. On Saturdays 2-5, local musicians are featured. Visit capemaywinery.com for information. At Willow Creek Winery, Fire Pit Fridays offer wine, tapas, and music under the stars. Look for Kenneth Richardson at The Ebbitt Room on weekends for the music of the Eagles and Motown. The newly renovated Brown Room has music most nights, featuring artists like Darin Macdonald on the piano, or the acoustic duo, the Honeyhawks. Downstairs at the Boiler Room you can find a live band playing danceable music. The Congress Hall Winter Concert Series offers Troika — modern country music with a dash of pop and EDM — in the ballroom on Sunday, March 24 at 7:30pm. Come for dinner and a show - $36.99 for adults, $9.99 for dinner. The concert alone is $15.99. Visit caperesorts.com for details.

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ARIES You will play a game of rock, paper, scissors to see who’s buying drinks at Oyster Bay tonight. You will find it odd that it takes as much effort to lose that game as it does to win it. TAURUS You will buy a houseplant, and you will talk to it. Don’t panic — it will not talk back. GEMINI You will buy a reusable water bottle from West End Garage in an attempt to up your water intake. You will fill it with vodka instead. CANCER You will organize your books by color. You will never again be able to find the book you are looking for. LEO You will set out to spend your weekend catching up with old friends. But you will cancel plans to look at cute photos of inflated puffer fish on Google and watch reruns of The Golden Girls instead. VIRGO You will go for a short run along the Cold Spring Bike Path. You will stop once to tie your shoes, four times to pet a dog, twice to check your email, and three times because running is hard and whose idea was this anyway? LIBRA You will give your bike a tune-up for spring. You will make an unfortunate joke about being a “cycle-path.” SCORPIO You will try the new buffalo chicken panini from the Exit Zero Filling Station. You will tell all your friends how delicious it is. SAGITTARIUS You will contemplate which “Harry Potter” house is your best fit. You will decide you are a Gryffindor while everyone knows you are a Slytherin. CAPRICORN You will eat an impressive amount of pizza from Blue Moon. You will not know whether to feel proud or ashamed. AQUARIUS You will come into a new word-of-the-day calendar. You will skillfully work contumacious into a sentence. PISCES You will write your legislators opposing seismic testing and offshore drilling off our coast. You will have good karma for the rest of the year.


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his year marks the anniversary of the first man landing on the moon. Let’s look at two movies: First Man (a narrative film) and Apollo 11 (a documentary). Apollo 11 is an expertly edited and produced collection of actual footage that tells the story of the first landing on the moon. The retelling of the story is nostalgic and revealing about just how much money was spent on this pursuit. The expanse of the program is captured in sweeping pans of control rooms and airfields. First Man is the latest film from a director who’s getting a lot of exposure the last few years. Damien Chazelle is the director who won an Oscar for his 2016 film La La Land, while is 2014 film Whiplash won three Oscars. First Man won an Oscar for its visual effects, but of this director’s three most popular films... this latest would have to be ranked third. The film gets high marks for presenting diverse viewpoints (in the story with woeful lack of diversity otherwise) on the space

did produce the movie). It seems like this era ushered in a whole lot of, “They can put a man on the moon, but…” As in, “They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t find a way to [fill in your own complaint here.]” For me, I would fill in the blank with “make healthcare affordable for everyone” or “build affordable housing.” Couldn’t the advances we made in satellite programming or GPS been made without walking on the moon? The beginning of First Man provided maybe a tiny reason for moonwalk madness beyond male bravado or ego. Ryan Gosling portraying astronaut Neil Armstrong says (paraphrasing), “Travel allows us to see things we didn’t see before.” As we start thinking about the summer season, I do remember that travel does changes us. Adventure takes us away from our element. Did we have to go all the way to the moon to prove that? Couldn’t we have just offered these astronauts a trip to Cape May? Put your boots around and walk on the sand — probably the same feeling!

race of the 1960s. He spent a little time on opposing opinions as to whether we should have been in such a hurry to walk around the moon for a few minutes. Also in its favor, the film doesn’t shy away from telling of the lives lost in pursuit of taking that short stroll. One of the highlights was the Gil Scott-Heron song Chazelle dared to put in this film. But apart from these small departures, this storyline was frankly too simple — or should I say too Hollywood (after all, Steven Spielberg

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero. us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein. Dear Answer Lady I am a very busy mother of three and I prepare dinner nearly every night. In order to make things run smoothly, I have a certain system of organizing the kitchen. When I am making dinner, I don’t want to play hide and seek. The problem is I cannot get my kids or my husband to empty the dishwasher and put everything where I want it. Do I just tell them not to bother? Do I have a seminar on the “Everything has a place” topic? Do I give up and resign myself to kitchen chaos? — Kitchen Nazi Dear Kitchen Oh my. The Answer Lady understands the problem first hand, but alienating the very people trying to help you is a greater issue. The first thing you can do is to slip over to Swain’s and buy yourself a few organizer

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baskets for your drawers and mark them — “gadgets, cooking utensils, measuring tools, miscellaneous crap.” That will help everyone to stay on the same page. Try marking the cabinets as well — glasses versus coffee cups; bowls versus saucers. This should accomplish two things — alert your family that you are compulsive-obsessive (as if they don’t already know that) but also give them a guide to what you expect. You might also bring them into the cooking process. That would give them a real idea of why organization is so important.

Dear Answer Lady My son’s wedding is in late August and I am looking for a gown that would be appropriate. However, I live in fear of the bride’s mother, who is a fashionista. I know she’s combing the designer stores as we speak. I cannot afford a designer gown, nor do I really want that. I just don’t want to look frumpy and dowdy. Now how do I avoid that? — Scared Mother-of-the-Groom Dear Scared Come on. Put your big girl panties on. The Answer Lady does not care how much your co-mother-in-law spends — no one can upstage the bride nor you, unless you let them. Stick with a classic style that is flattering to every figure, usually an A-line for a tealength and a straight line for a gown. No waist enhancements. Don’t think you have to stick to blue either — wear a color that is flattering. You might want to stop into Kaleidoscope and think about a fascinator. A hat might be too much but a fascinator could give you just the lift you need without breaking the bank. Breathe. You’re really just a bystander here.


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Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

en thousand species of birds on the planet, but the most beautiful of them all is right here in Cape May. You’ll excuse my partiality but is there anything more stunning than a male cardinal? I don’t think so. Not this side of Ecuador, anyway. So imagine my visual shock at turning the corner here at Cape May Bird Observatory and seeing 13 crimson-garbed birds festooned in the bushes and feeders just outside the window. Not a record tough. I once counted more than 20 males in Hunterdon County, birds gathering to roost. It was this gathering that prompted me to keep counts of cardinal aggregations. I’ve learned that the large, colorful sparrows gather after the breeding season because many eyes see approaching danger better than two. Being colorful has major advantages during the breeding season. Female cardinals select in favor of the most colorful

males. Color in cardinals signals health and somebody who knows how to be a good provider. So the brightest cardinal gets the girl but being a bright red cardinal is a liability for the rest of the year. It makes it easy for hunting hawks to single you out when a flock takes wing. This is why many male birds shed their courtin’ clothes after breeding and

drab down to become less conspicuous. But changing your entire wardrobe is energetically expensive. The cardinal strategy of keeping one suit of cloths but traveling in a protective convoy makes energetic sense. Blue Jays have much the same strategy. Other birds solve the problem by being exceptional vocalists. In these species, most notably mimids, like mockingbird, the guy who has the greatest vocal array gets the girl. Outside the breeding season all you have to do to keep from being eaten is keep your mouth shut. But any day now, the gonads will start sizzling and male cardinals and mockingbirds will hitch themselves aloft and announce their presence and intentions with song. It’s what songbirds do. And the days of seeing bachelor flocks of cardinals outside my window will be over for another season. From here on in two males in the same bush is one too many.

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SASHA is a loving and playful 5 year old mixbreed pup. She is super unique with one crystal blue eye and one brown eye! She lived with kids and is happy to meet new people, but is not comfortable with other animals living in the household. Although Sasha needs to be the only pet, she walks past other dogs without a fuss. Adopt Sasha today!

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

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PROFESSOR X is an EXTRA LARGE tabby who is perfect for anyone who loves big and fluffy cuddles. He is the perfect blanket and could probably cover your entire lap! So if you’re looking for an older big boy to laze around the house with, Professor X is the perfect buddy for you. Stop by the shelter and adopt this big bundle of joy today!

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MUFFY knows he is not really a Scottish Fold, but his ears are permanently folded. It might have been from bad ears his whole life, but Muffy still has that cute effect doesn’t he? And the best part is that he is one lovey cat. So if you don’t fall for his “pedigree,” he can melt you with his heart! Because nothing will keep you warmer than this Muffy’s love!

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524 NEW ENGLAND ROAD, LOWER TOWNSHIP, SOUTH OF THE CANAL The setting of this property is not one that comes to market often. Surrounded by protected open space and located just one property away from Higbee’s Beach, it offers some of the most private living that Cape Island has to offer. In addition, it is steps away from world-renowned birding at Higbee Beach State Wildlife Management Area. The house has the classic proportions of the American Four Square, characterized by its boxy shape, hipped roof, cozy porch and quiet style. The owners honored the home’s history while adding updates. First floor features a mudroom, updated kitchen with Shaker cabinetry, ample counterspace and tile floors. There is an attached garage that has been converted to workshop, laundry room/half-bath, a dining room used as a study, living room with gas fireplace, breakfast nook and front porch overlooking the open space that surrounds it. The second floor has a master bedroom with en suite bath, as well as a second bedroom and full hall bath. The third floor is a possible third bedroom with large closet. The land is an acre planted and to attract and accommodate birds and bring beauty year round. $499,000

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2710 Bay Drive Cape May Beach 3 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath $260,000

508 Delview Road Cape May Beach 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath $425,000

New Construction

3602 Shore Drive Cape May Beach 4 Bedroom, 3.5 Bath $799,000

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE CAPE MAY 609-884-5005


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BARBARA McPHERSON Realtor Sales Associate

Serving Clients for 20 Years: Buying, Selling & Renting

609-780-7652

Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com

1226B Wilson Drive, Cape May 3 Bedroom | 3 Bathroom Rare opportunity to own in an exclusive neighborhood in the Schellengers Landing section of Lower Township... Wilson Drive. This one-of-a-kind end unit with 2 boat slips has 50’ of Riparian rights NO Tidelands leases here. Amazing water views with the best sunsets. $1,150,000

HOLLY STEGER Realtor Sales Associate

Life is short, buy the beach house! Contact me for a free Comparative Market Analysis.

609-846-4819

HollyODonnell@CoastlineRealty.com

GREAT SEASONAL RENTALS!

427 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May 2 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom Beautiful views and tons of availability! Sleeps 6.

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com

716 Wayne Avenue North Cape May 3 Bedroom | 1 Bathroom Close to the Cape May-Lewes Ferry Terminal. Sleeps 8.

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015, ’16 -’17


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Ryder, Bella, Jaime, Gia, Julia, Avery, Matthew PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

JOSEPH (JODY) ALESSANDRINE, SRS

Realtor l Sales Associate

MakeYour Shore Home Dreams Come True CALL MARYANN & START PACKING!

609-602-5629

JodyA@CoastlineRealty.com

Low Inventory = Sellers’ Market! Thinking of listing your property? With the lowest inventory in several years, it’s best to choose a Designated Sellers’ Representative Specialist, like Joseph (Jody) Alessandrine, SRS. WHAT JODY’S PAST SELLERS SAY:

“In all of the numerous real estate transactions, I never remembering appreciating so much a realtor’s service.” — Mark G. “Jody, it was because of you and your willingness to hold open houses, that we sold our house quickly and for top dollar. You were a very patient, tenacious and professional agent, and we were very pleased when we received multiple offers.” — Mary A.

4 Holly Drive, North Cape May 3 Bed, 2 Bath $285,000

717 Townbank Rd Lower Township 4 Bed, 2.5 Bath $459,000

815 Stockton Ave Cape May 8 Bed, 7.5 Bath $1,499,000

Well-maintained ranch home with a .60 acre lot on a quiet tree-lined street, just a few minutes from the Bay.

All the rooms in this home are extra spacious. Minutes from ocean and bay, Cape May Winery next door.

This grand home is just one block off the beach. Water views from the front bedrooms are stunning.

Contact Jody for a FREE Comparative Market Analysis today! Coastline Realty, 941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May 609-884-5005 CoastlineRealty.com

MaryAnn Donahue broker / owner

e: MAD@GoCapeCoastal.com l o: 609-621-7000 l c: 484-614-5798


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Featured Sale Listing 915 Washington Street, Cape May Listed by CHARITY R. CLARK BROKER SALESPERSON GRI, ABR 609.408.2192 - charitycapemay@gmail.com Advice. Experience. Results. Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Audrey’s birthday party PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Ryan Griffin Salesperson Direct: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

FOR SALE! 136 W. WISTERIA WILDWOOD CREST New Construction by Cold Spring Carpentry. 5 BR/3.5 BA with views of Sunset Lake. $659,000

FOR SALE! 213 W 24TH ST., NORTH WILDWOOD Spectacular 3 BR/1.5 BA townhouse renovated from the top to the bottom. $299,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE! 623 SUNSET BLVD., WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/3 BA open concept home with multiple decks showcasing panoramic views. $899,995

704 PARK BLVD., WEST CAPE MAY 4 BR/4.5 BA New construction with open concept floor plan and modern amenities, close proximity to downtown and beach! $789,900

FOR SALE! 902 OCEAN DR., UNIT 1003, LOWER TOWNSHIP Updated 2 BR/2 BA condo at Canyon Club Resort Marina. $419,500

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Sol Needles Real Estate

512 Washington Mall, Cape May

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877-248-2684

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cbcapemay.com

Properties For Sale... Call For More Details

221 Stites Avenue, Unit 1, Cape May Point 1 bedroom / 1 bath $332,000

69 Pierces Point, Cape May Court House 4 bedrooms / 3.5 baths $1,900,000

650 Townbank Road, North Cape May $3,000 / Month plus utilities

7 Bottle Creek Drive, Cold Spring 5 bedrooms / 4.5 baths $679,000

607 Beach Drive, North Cape May 3 bedrooms / 3 baths $749,900

653 Washington Street, Cape May The Blue Rose Inn & Restaurant $1,995,000

891 Weeks Landing Road, Erma 4 bedrooms / 3.5 baths $899,000

125 W. Schellenger Avenue, Wildwood 4 bedrooms / 3.5 baths $299,000

829 B- Stockton Avenue, Cape May 1 bedroom / 1 bath $415,000

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Jersey Cape Realty

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SALES & RENTALS

Buying & selling with integrity & trust

Heijung Park-Colameco Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 Cell Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com

My sellers said: “You exceeded our expectations and we appreciate your willingess to go over and above the basic demands of the everyday real estate sales professional.”

Schawnie, Chloe, Leslie

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

(609) 884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Stacy Hutchinson Broker Associate Direct: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: SHutchinson@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE! 511 MULBERRY RD., CAPE MAY BEACH 4 BR/3 BA custom home with an in-ground pool, located close to The Delaware Bay. $729,000

FOR SALE!

1308 TEXAS AVE., CAPE MAY 5 BR/4.5 BA three story, new construction with marina/ harbor views and luxury finishes. $979,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Mariah Palmer, Eamon

Kaitlyn, Mckenna


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The women of Cape May Brewing Co brewing beer for International Women’s Day PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

209 S. Broadway, Cape May 10 bedrooms, 4 baths $1,045,000 Memories Made Here! This Classic Cape May Victorian home is just two blocks to the beach and easy walk to the Washington Street Mall, shops, restaurants, and local attractions and has been lovingly restored and renovated.

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGES

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Vicky Clark

At OceanFirst Bank, you’re family. And whether you’re buying your first home or your fifth, we’re with you every step of the way to ensure we help you get the mortgage that meets your specific needs. It’s what we’ve done since we opened our doors over 115 years ago - helping neighbors just like you realize their home buying dreams. Ask About Our Full Array of Residential Lending Options • Fixed & Adjustable Rate Mortgages • First Time Home Buyer Program • Home Equity Lines of Credit • Construction Loans • Home Equity Loans • FHA & VA Loans

Courtney Rosenborg, Alicia Grasso

For All Your Mortgage Needs, Contact Us Today at 888.623.2633 or visit us online at oceanfirst.com!

Christine


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Cathy, Lisa, Alicia, Vicki

Amanda

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

877-248-2684 cbcapemay.com

BRAND-NEW CONSTRUCTION 110 E Bates Avenue, Villas This property is ready for immediate occupancy. Maintenance-free 3-bedroom, 2-bath modular Ranch has expansive open floor plan, kitchen center island, 2 x 6 exterior walls, floored attic storage, rear wood deck, 2-car concrete driveway, fenced yard, much more. $189,900

LISTING AGENT Jim Hanson Sales Associate 609-374-0255

jimhanson1@comcast.net

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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819 Beach Avenue, Cape May

304 Howard Street, Cape May

214 Windsor Avenue, Cape May

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $329,000

5 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,699,000

6 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $899,995

Baronet Condo Unit 21 Fantastic location! Rear unit in this historic beachfront building with beautiful wrap-around porch. Park and walk everywhere.

Location! Location! Spectacular new custom-built 3-story home with 3,000+ s.f., elevator, and just 1.5 blocks to the beach.

Visit Our New Website

908 Madison Ave., Cape May 2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $469,000

1870 Victorian Bright and airy home located just 2 blocks to the beach and Washington St. Mall with all of today’s comforts.

902 Ocean Drive, Lower Twp. 3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $829,000

jerseycaperealty.com Search Vacation Rentals

Conveniently Located Many possibilities! Large wooded lot with older carriage house-style home elevated over concrete block garage/basement/ storage area.

LARGE SELECTION ONLINE!

Canyon Club Unit 242 Upgrades abound! Bamboo flooring, custom lights and woodwork, Bosch SS appliances. Gorgeous waterfront views!

1265 Bayshore Road, Villas

116 Third Ave., West Cape May

1018 Stockton Ave., Cape May

New Price - $399,900

6 Bedrooms | 4F/2H Baths - $1,250,000

9 Bedrooms | 6 Baths - $2,150,000

Walk Everywhere! Charming, beautifully renovated home with an attached cottage in the rear with a private entrance. Being sold turnkey.

True Cape May Beauty! Totally renovated 4200 sf home just steps from the beach with 3 kitchens & dining areas giving you many options. Excellent rental history.

‘Wing It’ Entrepreneurs delight! Successful, fully-established year-round business that includes the equipment, building AND real estate.

Open 7 days a week With our full-time professional Realtors & a fully dedicated rental team

609-884-5800


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338 Portsmouth Road, Tranquility Waterfront Contemporary Home 5 bedrooms/3 baths- $649,000

206 W. Vineyard Court, Tranquility Oversized Lot with Privacy 3 Bedrooms/2 Baths- $335,000

5 Robin Lane, South of the Canal 1.36 Acre– Cleared Lot in Southpointe Estates on a Cul-de-sac

1460 Missouri Avenue, Cape May Exquisite Home Overlooking Harbor 5 bedrooms/ 4 baths– Price Upon Request

Vacation Rental Spotlight

13 Douglass Ave.,West Cape May 3 bedrooms/3.5 baths Sleeps 10

704 Benton Avenue, Cape May 5 bedrooms/ 3.5 baths Sleeps 13

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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The Exit Zero Crossword

The theme is March Madness... compiled by Katie Repici 1

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ACROSS Across 2.2 Jump (6) ball, e.g. Typically done at5the (7)start of the game. (3,4)diagram that represents 5.7 Tree 9 series (7) the of games played 11 (8,3)a knockout tournament. during (4,5,5) 7.12Conference that consists of 17 (5) the “Catholic Seven” including 18 (5) Georgetown, Marquette, St. 19 (4) etc. John’s, 20 (8) 9. Educational institution for higher learning. 11. Highest level of intercollegiate athletics. 12. A pressured defensive tactic. 17. An easy basket, usually. 18. An unexpected result. 19. A “non-profit” organization which regulates athletes. (abbreviated) 20. Cavalier’s University coached by Tony Bennett. (Not the singer haha) 21. Coach K’s team. 22. Basket made by leaping. 24. Foul shot, e.g. 25. Offense controller with the best ball handling skills on the court. 26. Tomahawk, windmill, elbow hang and between the legs are all a type of this.

Down DOWN 1. Opposite 1 (7) of backward. 3. The3 round (5,4) after 14 down. 4 (10) 4. Sport in which this crossword 6 (3,2) is about. 8 (5,7) U.S. conference that 6. Western 10 (9) consists of UCLA, Stanford and USC.12 (4) 13 made (3) 8. Shot behind the large arch.14 (5,5) 15 (5,7) 10. Wildcats University who won this tournament in 2016. 12. Each player is only allowed to give up five. In the NBA, six. (not plural) 13. Tarheels school who won this tournament in 2017. (abbreviated) 14. The next round after 15 down. 15. A big birthday for a female teenager. 16. When a shot is scored just as the clock expires at the end of a period of play resulting in a win. 23. Women’s team who have 11 championships under their belt. (abbreviated)

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FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

703 GORDON TERR., NORTH CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA home is positioned on a 60 x 100 fenced-in lot. $239,900

1138 LAFAYETTE ST., UNIT 1, CAPE MAY 1 BR/1 BA condo in this Grand Old Victorian located on the first floor. $319,900

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Nikki Smith

Broker Salesperson / Office Coordinator

Direct: 609.780.3687 Office: 609.884.1300 Email: NSmith@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

ROSEMANS LN., CAPE MAY Waterfront new construction. Spicers Creek at Cape May Marina. 4 BR/3.5 BA homes. Starting at $799,500

302 STITES AVE., CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE Spacious 3 BR/2 BA home with renovated bathrooms. $259,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Winter Concert Series

TROIKA Join us in the Ballroom for a night of modern country music. National country music scene newcomers and winners of the NextNash 2018 finals in Nashville, TROIKA, will take over Congress Hall’s Grand Ball Room playing a mix of country, pop and EDM.

SUN

24 MAR

DINNER & A SHOW $36.99 A dults $9.99 C hildren 4-12 TICKETS ONLY $15.99

d inner F rom 5 pm s how At 7:30 pm

Get tickets at caperesorts.com/concerts

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