Volume 17, Issue 35 - October 4, 2019

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EXIT ZERO A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean October 3, 2019 Vol. 17, No. 35 America’s Original Seaside Resort

Bier, Bratwurst On Jackson

Swing Dance At NASW Aviation Museum P42-51

Polkadelphia Plays At Mud Hen’s Oktoberfest P56-60

Bavarian food and drink. Local artisans. More lederhosen than you can shake a sausage at. Visitors to Cape May enjoyed all this at the island’s annual Oktoberfest on historic Jackson Street. In pictureperfect weather on September 28, attendees enjoyed authentic oompa music as they strolled a German promenade… or holed up in the beer garden. (Yeah, we saw you.) The countdown to next year’s event has already begun, though waiting is sure to be the (brat)wurst. In the meantime, prost! Top: Jessica Gerber, Kristin Crowe, Kristen Verrico, Meagan Willits, Lauren Perusse, Veronica Stasik. Left: Kyle, Alfonso, Kaylee, Lauren and Mike.

Prime Rib Night At Hemingway’s P71-75

Make Lauren Your New Bestie... Adopt Today! P81-83

FIND OUR EZ MASCOT PHIL! CLIPART CONTEST ON PAGE 22


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609.884.1300 FOR SALE!

908 CORGIE ST., CAPE MAY 3 BR/2 BA home with a bonus room on an oversized lot. $849,000

SOLD!

937 SHUNPIKE RD., COLD SPRING BUYER’S BROKER SEPTEMBER 20, 2019 SALE PRICE: $355,000

FOR SALE!

12 CAPTAINS CT., LOWER TOWNSHIP 3 BR/2 BA home located in Tranquility Park. $399,000

SOLD!

12 NEWPORT RD., LOWER TOWNSHIP LISTING BROKER SEPTEMBER 20, 2019 SALE PRICE: $350,100

FOR SALE!

710 COLUMBIA AVE., CAPE MAY The Bacchus Inn built in 1810. 6 BR/7 BA Victorian. $1,199,000

SOLD!

2207 SURF AVE., UNIT 104, N. WILDWOOD LISTING BROKER SEPTEMBER 12, 2019 SALE PRICE: $245,000

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

FOR SALE!

805 PITTSBURGH AVE., UNIT 106, CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA remodeled Cape Manor Condo. $437,500

SOLD!

1143 LAFAYETTE ST., CAPE MAY LISTING BROKER SEPTEMBER 13, 2019 SALE PRICE: $685,000

FOR SALE! ROSEMANS LN., CAPE MAY Mutiple new builds available at Spicers Creek! $825,000

SOLD!

805 PITTSBURGH AVE., UNIT 108, CAPE MAY LISTING BROKER SEPTEMBER 4, 2019 SALE PRICE: $400,000

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May NJ

Browse our inventory of over 60 sale and 275 rental listings and the MLS at

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Hope and Jude Barry

Kristen,

PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

I Love You Happy 20 Years,

David

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The Exit Zero Information Page

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some ABOUT US Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright Operations Manager: Katie Repici General Manager Cathrine O’Brien Man Of All Things: Mike DeMusz Contributing Editor: Diane Stopyra Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Suzanne Kulperger, Jessica Orlowicz, Gabi Urda 609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 establishments. We also operate a retail store, a restaurant and a gas station, all under the umbrella of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at 110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful Cape Island. Please note: We no longer offer subscriptions to our weekly magazine. Too many people were receiving issues very late or, in some cases, not at all. That’s all down to the vagaries of sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay $100 to get EZ delivered first-class (11 people HAVE signed up). Call 609-7708479 if you’d like to order.

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SOME INTERESTING CAPE MAY TRIVIA AND FUN FACTS

Weird Sea Creature

Female seahorses lay up to hundreds of eggs in the abdomen pouch of a male. He carries these eggs until they hatch about 45 days later, an adorable squad of peanut-sized cuties who cling together to avoid predators. While most are small, some grow to be a foot tall. They are experts at camouflage, changing colors to blend in with coral or seaweed. Setting them apart from other fish, these guys swim upright. And, like monkeys, they use their tails to grab hold of things.

Did You Know?

Did you know Cape May was named among the eight most adorable beach towns in America by Good Morning America? How did we make the cut? “Different from the Jersey Shore image that MTV portrays, Cape May is an adorable beach town almost as far south as Washington, D.C.,” they said. “It has loads of Victorian B&Bs and quaint shops selling saltwater taffy, frozen custard, and antiques. The family-friendly town is very walkable and activities range from parasailing and paddleboarding to brewery or lighthouse tours.” Good Morning, indeed!

What We’re Reading

The Lottery By D.K. Wall Set in a small Appalachian town, this heartbreaking and dramatic novel raises the question: Is overcoming one’s past ever possible?


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GOINGS-ON EAST LYNNE THEATER CO PRESENTS: ARSENIC AND OLD LACE Where: First Presbyterian Church. When: Now-October 12. How Much: $35/adult. $30/senior. $20/student/military. Know This: Murder! Mayhem! Madcap fun! This side-splitting comedybroke all East Lynne Theater Company’s box office records in 2018, and returns by popular demand! More info: Call 609-884-5898. CAPE MAY STAGE PRESENTS: THE TAMING Where: Cape May Stage. When: Now-November 1. 7:30-10pm. How Much: Tickets vary. Know This: Tweeting, politics, and undying giddiness for James Madison--what else could you expect to find at a Miss America pageant? In this hilarious, raucous, all-female “power-play” inspired by Shakespeare’s Shrew. More info: Call 609-770-8311. AUTUMN FESTIVAL CRAFTS & COLLECTIBLES SHOW Where: Emlen Physick Estate. When: October 5. 10am-4pm. How Much: Free admission. Know This: Crafters and collectibles dealers from throughout the region will display and sell their wares on the lawn. Includes hands-on activities and games for children. More info: Call 609-884-5404. VICTORIAN WEEKEND Where: Emlen Physick Estate. When: October 10-14. How Much: Free! Know This: Celebrate Cape May’s Victorian architecture and history during this holiday weekend of tours and events themed to Cape May’s Victorian era. Don’t miss this classic celebration of Cape May history! More info: Call 609-884-5404. WEST CAPE MAY LIMA BEAN FESTIVAL Where: Wilbraham Park. When: October 12. 9am-5pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Features all things lima — soup,

Now playing at Cape May Stage is the all-female power play The Taming, a hilarious comedy based on Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew. Purchase your tickets today!

INSIDER TIP Flu season is upon us, but… good news! Research has shown that laughter, in addition to reducing pain and increasing happiness, can boost immunity. For a load of belly laughs, check out “The Taming” play showing now at Cape May Stage. This allfemale comedy is just what the doctor ordered. tacos, salad, jewelry, T-shirts and more. Great food, quality vendors, antiques, entertainment and fun. Come out and celebrate West Cape May’s farming heritage. More info: Call 609-884-1005. CHOCOLATE LOVERS FEAST Where: Washington Inn. When: October 12. 1-3pm. How Much: $40/person Know This: Chocolate lovers unite! You’ll savor a sumptuous buffet of chocolate desserts. More info: Call 609-884-5404. PICK OF THE BATCH BEER GARDEN Where: Cape May Brewing Co. When:October 12. 2-6pm. How Much: $10/person.

Know This: Featuring exclusive brews, limited edition stein, live music and fall fun! More info: Call 609-849-9933. 9TH ANNUAL MEMORIAL PADDLE OUT & PASTA FUNDRAISER IN HONOR OF LT. ANDY BOYT Where: Paddle out is at noon on Steger’s Beach. Pasta fundraiser will be held at the Cape May VFW from 2-6pm. When: October 14. How Much: $20/advance. $25/door. Know This: Proceeds of the event go to the Andy Boyt Memorial Fund, a nonprofit organization that supports the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation and Local Community Causes. More info: Call 609-780-0220. 37TH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARADE Where: Parade route begins on Perry Street and ends at the Emlen Physick Estate. When: October 20. How Much: Free! Know This: Prior to the parade, trick or treating on the Washington Street Mall will be held from noon-2pm More info: Call 609-884-9565.


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Exit Zero Almanac

All the meteorological, oceanographic and other scientific data you need to plan your weekend! WEATHER

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Harbor View RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK HAPPY HOUR M-F 3-6

Andy Boyt Crew

Tracy, Dave, Tiffani, Mike and Kris

Inside Dining & Bar DAILY @ 11:30am Breakfast SAT & SUN 8-11:30am

HALFPRICE APPS! HAPPY HOUR Mon - Fri 3-6pm

Voted THE BEST Happy Hour in NJ!

COMING SOON

Our Famous Winter Specials Thu-Sun 954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY Cub scouts pack

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FALL DINNERS START OCTOBER 11 RESERVE AT BPFCAPEMAY.COM BEFORE THEY ARE ALL SOLD OUT!

OPEN THURSDAY- SUNDAY MARKET: 8AM–5PM KITCHEN: 8AM–3PM

COME FILL YOUR MARKET BASKET WITH FREE-RANGE EGGS, HEIRLOOM PRODUCE & OUR OWN MEATS. 140 Stevens St, West Cape May bpfcapemay.com


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Collier’s liquor store Fall in Love with

Cape May’s Best Wine Selection! Jamie, Cindy, Ed

NEW FALL HOURS Mon-Thu 10-9 / Fri & Sat 10-10 / Sun 11-9

202 JACKSON 609-884-8488 follow us on instagram

Michael and Denise Warren, Glenda Johnson, Harold Green

& facebook for weekly specials

American Cuisine Freshest Seafood Sizzling Steaks Great Bar Menu

WE’RE OPEN WED - SUN dinner starts at 5pm bar from 4pm happy hour 4 pm to 6pm Alex, Connor

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY 609-884-2111 oysterbayrestaurant.com


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Meredith, Billy

Lindsay, Kevin

Megan and Ross Wagner

Samantha Hyman

Susan, Cecilia

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

LUNCH 11:30AM - 4:00PM DINNER SUN-THUR 5-9PM FRI & SAT 5-10PM HAPPY HOUR SUN-FRI 3-6PM LATE NIGHT SUN-THUR ‘til 10PM FRI & SAT ’til MIDNIGHT

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142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com


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Where We’re Eating

Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily! Pet-Friendly Patio Dining!

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 tishasfinedining.com Fabulous Food & Cool Cocktails in a casual pub atmosphere!

Happy Hour Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE ALL DAY FRIDAY!

EAGLES GAME SPECIALS Philly Dog - $2.50 Americana Pizza - $5.50 Half Price Wings - $5.00 Meatball Sliders (2) - $5.50 Large Pub Pretzel with Spice Mustard - $7

Great Food & Drink Specials during Every Game! Plus, NFL Sunday Ticket.

LUNCH & DINNER DAILY Kitchen Hours: 11:30am-10pm 11:30am-11pm Friday & Saturday HAPPY HOUR 3-6pm Daily & All Day Sunday

3729 Bayshore Road Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5WestPub.com

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Here’s what the EZ team had for lunch this week

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very week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general vibe. Where We Ate: Tisha’s on the Washington Street Mall. The anniversary: This is the restaurant’s 30th year in business. The roller coaster of emotion: Happy: Hey, it’s a beautiful day. Let’s eat outside on Tisha’s beautiful patio! Sad: Oh, look, the covered patio is full, because it’s a great spot for people-watching on a pleasant afternoon. Ecstatic: But, wait! Tisha’s has a back patio that we totally forgot about, where you can also eat al fresco and people-watch on a beautiful day! Score! The server: The very cool Jill, who lived in her van for eight months. No, really! An ambassador for the nonprofit 1 Piece Each, she traveled the east coast to promote a sustainable, eco-friendly lifestyle. After coming home to Cape May in July, she organized a beach cleanup at Higbee’s. As if that’s not cool enough? She picked up an omnivorous lizard called an Argentine Tegu in Florida that she keeps as a pet. His name is Tony. We forgot to ask how he enjoys #vanlife. The food: We ordered the lobster bisque, and it was divine. Divine, we tell you! The buffalo chicken salad was buffaloaded with flavor. And the southwest grilled chicken sandwich… let’s just say there was a considerable amount of hand-swatting involved. The conversation: Do you ever think about how crazy it is that the universe just goes on (and on) forever? Like, it never stops. It just keeps going. And going! And don’t even get us started on how it’s expanding. How — how!? — can something that goes on forever get any bigger?! It’s all too much! We just can’t take it! Minds blown! The missed opportunity: We bypassed the loaded fries (crispy bacon, sautéed onions, jalapeño peppers, cheddar cheese wiz, pepper mayo), and we don’t have many regrets, but that’s up there, man. The consensus: Eat at Tisha’s. Think about the universe. Have your mind blown twice!


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Romantic Seaside Getaway 9 Lux�r� Guest Rooms

$40 EARLY SEATING PRIX FIXE Offered Sunday - Friday 5:00-5:30 pm *Excluding Holiday Weekends*

OPEN NIGHTLY AT 5:00 PM 1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090 WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM


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Agnes, Dan

Shirod, Angie, Lauren, Coco, Ross

The White family

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Bri Bowman, Mark Stansbury

Delaney’s, Cape May Fish Market and Ugly Mug crew PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape May’s original farm-to-table

Uncle Bill’s And FAMILY RESTAURANT

Pumpkin pancakes are back! Made from Scratch... Made with Love Open Wed - Sun @ 5pm... Please Call to Book 609-884-5882

104 JACKSON STREET

Open 6:30am weekends 7:00pm weekdays BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY


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George, Fran, Tom and Theresa Hatton, Bob and Deb Cicero, Bob Davis, Frank and Florence Miller, Donna Davis, Pennsport friends PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

HISTORIC COLD SPRING VILLAGE GHOST WALKS Saturdays, October 5 th, 12 th and 19 th at 8pm! Free Entry & Parking For Brewery Gift Cards and Growlers Available!

Please check Facebook for Brewery Hours and Information

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum

733 S eaShore r oad , C ape M ay , NJ


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fun things to do at...

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Bartender Of The Week

daily tastings & flights * tapas kitchen open daily * flights pairing * sundays& bites at 11am * online reservations required

to Wines Tour * Vines Saturdays at 2PM online reservations required

This week, Eric Fletcher from Carney’s is up. How long have you been bartending? Eight years. Favorite drink to make? Margaritas. I like to make mine fresh by hand squeezing limes which makes a huge difference. What’s your bartending pet peeve? When customers wave me down and aren’t ready to order. Seems to be a common theme among bartenders. If you do this, STOP! Dream job? Coach in the NFL.

Wine Of The Week live music every *friday & saturday 21 + happy hour * fridays 5-8pm with

live music & specials Up Dinner Series * Pop Friday, October 11 reservations available online sorry: no outside food or beverage

609-884-1169

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May

CapeMayWinery.com

Collier’s Liquor Store Mas Picosa Spanish Red Blend - $12.99 A delicate, floral nose. Red fruit, currants, strawberries. A balsamic background with light spices. The taste is kind, soft and silky. The return of the aromas from the nose. Red fruit and flowers. Sweet tannins and lively acidity. Final taste is friendly. Pairs well with lamb.

ENTER THE CLIPART CONTEST We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.us (put CLIPART CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by October 10. Random winner will receive a $10 Exit Zero Filling Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Friday. Here’s the exact size of the image. Happy hunting!


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M U E SIC V I L october 10.4 indelible groove.................................................................................................. 8 pm 10.5 philly dueling pianos....................................................................................... 9 pm 10.11 five times famous..................................................................................................8 pm 10.12 indelible groove.................................................................................................. 9 pm 10.18 steve calabrese band................................................................................... 8 pm 10.19 dj denny oh.............................................................................................................. 7 pm 10.25 the deck band...................................................................................................... 8 pm 10.26 geno white.................................................................................................................1 pm 10.26 animal house............................................................................................................9 pm

NOVEMBER 11.1 five times famouos.............................................................................................. 8 pm 11.2 ryan tennis................................................................................................................. 9 pm 11.8 love & branca........................................................................................................8 pm 11.9 the wet bandits.....................................................................................................9 pm 11.15 brandon ireland................................................................................................... 8 pm 11.16 billy d light band................................................................................................ 9 pm 11.22 da tierra caliente............................................................................................... 8 pm 11.23 megan knight trio.................................................................................................9 pm 11.27 the locals....................................................................................................................8 pm 11.29 indelible groove...................................................................................................8 pm 11.30 dane anthony band.........................................................................................9 pm

Mudhen brewing company

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Montgomery bunch PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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DJ

Bob, Dylan

Elizabeth Cognata, Barbara Tomalino PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Every Day

Friday, Saturday & Sunday October 4th, 5th & 6th

Call for Reservations 609-889-2000

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open daily am pm 9 -10:00 + EZ Hour! 3-5 daily: 20% off food bill! FUN BREAKFAST & LUNCH DISHES

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$5 specialty cocktails plus mango burger and hot dog. It’s our fun day!

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Undertow

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Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence

een meeting and chatting with many wonderful locals and tourists, all of whom are surprised to learn that not only did I have about 15 short stories published in this magazine between 2006 and 2010, but that the first four (Murder-Oke!, The Five Stages of Death, The Celestial and The Reindeer, the Elf and the Attic Vent) were collected for a paperback anthology, with a fifth new story (The Jetty) added just for the book, the way your favorite musician puts two new songs on their greatest hits collection so you have to buy it. So, in case you forgot or were unaware, yes, I do have a book out, Murder-Oke! & Other Spooky Cape May Tales. The stories are a lot like this column, with more murder and drunken elves. I’d tell you where to buy it but I don’t believe it’s in any shops (aside from the Cape May County Library system) so you’ll have to Google it. Last I checked you could get it for $.01 (that’s one penny) on Amazon. A bargain at twice the price! For what it’s worth, the story that seems to stick most with people is The Jetty, which

came from an idea I’d been kicking around for 20 years and was written in about 16 hours. We hope to have another collection out this winter, but I feel like I’ve been saying that for the last 11 winters. But this time we mean it! Some of my finest work (The Boat, Dead & Breakfast, Zmas) is yet undiscovered by most of you. And please note the qualifier of MY finest work which is pretty okay, but you should manage your expectations. I dropped so many spoons and plates at the Exit Zero Filling Station last week you’d think I play wide receiver for the Eagles.

Matt Luceno, currently toiling for East Lynne Theater Company in Arsenic & Old Lace (I’m not sure if he plays the arsenic or the old lace) popped by the Rusty Nail last Sunday to catch a set and WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW! (Am I too clingy? This comes off a little clingy…) Thanks, Matt, and I agree we should be playing just about every song from Paul Simon’s Graceland. And it really was Locals’ Summer last Sunday, with various Marinos (Barb and Tony), Johnsons (Laurie and Leif), Cookes (Suzanne and John), Murrays (Ginny and Hugh) and assorted clingers and hangers-on. You know, the people you see in March and ask, “Are you ready for summer?” then don’t see again for four months and ask, “Can you believe how fast the summer went?” and everyone looks five years older. (Except the ladies, of course.) I love playing gigs with my man, Tim Joyce, as we complete our fifth season together as musical partners. But it can be a little… challenging getting him back from break. I’ll tap him on the shoulder or give him


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Schooner & Raw Bar open daily

Daily @ 5pm closed mon + tue mayerstavern.com

friday 10/4

Bluebone 6-9 wednesday 10/9

Dale Barth 5:30-8:30

Call us to book your holiday party!

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the universal wrist-tap, meaning “it’s time.” He’ll say, “Already?” then snap into action, eating three more French fries, talking to six more people, and getting himself another cup of coffee while his singer stands on stage rubbing his temples. So basically our break ends as soon as our break starts because Tim needs the whole break to come back from break. It’s just math. Segue Alert: Speaking of music, my calendar is about to get confusing as hell, and I don’t really want to stop the show, but I thought you might like to know (sorry, I only speak in Beatles lyrics) that I’ll be singing at Exit Zero Filling Station on Rocktown Tuesday nights starting... two days ago, backed up by my Wildwood Wing Man, Bill Caterini. Rocktown Tuesdays are a lot of fun with some excellent $5 (!) drink specials and our always-amazing array of curries and burgers. New Executive Chef Bill MacClemmy has put some nifty touches on some of our classic dishes that you’ll have to come see to believe. Rocktown Tuesdays are generally a little rowdier than your average Tuesday at EZFS, which is where Caterini and I come in, as we are also a little rowdier than your average Tuesday. I’m thrilled to be back working on a regular basis with Bill. Tim and I will continue playing Saturday nights and, starting the 18th, Fridays, as well. So much music! And don’t forget about Billy Joel (heh, typo said Billy Jowl, which is a great name for a Billy Joel tribute) with The Strangers at Carney’s on Sunday the 13th, 7-11. (I’d put all this in my ad but Jack Wright likes to bump mine if he can sell a bigger one.) Author’s Note: Stepped out for a couple hours mid-column to see Ad Astra, the new Brad Pitt sci-fi flick. In short, the first hour is really pretty great. The second hour runs out of story so there’s lots of psychobabble-y gobbledygook and WAY too long close-ups of Tommy Lee Jones. Not mad I saw it, would also not have been mad to have not seen it. (Man, I

October 3, 2019 can really turn a phrase, sometimes, can’t I?) The boys and I always make a point of hitting Stone Harbor Pizza Pub before the movie, then Springer’s Ice Cream after. I’ll be happy if/when Frank’s reopens in Rio Grande, but I’ll miss my days out with my fellas. (Owen is doing well so far in his first semester at Rowan; he has joined several theater and music clubs and played approximately 1,000,000 hours of Destiny.) Forced myself to keep watching The Deuce, and turns out it’s a pretty good show. If you can get past the core subject matter (the dawn of the Golden Age of Porn in 1970s New York and all that goes with it) there are some great performances and interesting storylines. It’s no Sopranos or Deadwood, but there are worse ways to kill an hour. Made myself a nice, healthy breakfast of eggs, wheat toast and a bunch asparagus on Saturday (I’m down about seven pounds, thanks for noticing) and spent the rest of the day trying to find the sewage leak every time I peed. Then I remembered I ate a bunch of asparagus. Have I asked who Meerwald is and why he wants me to go sailing with him? Very stalker-y. Nineteen years ago this Monday I had the distinct pleasure of watching the beautiful woman who would soon become my wife walk towards me down the beach behind Henry’s. Two hundred-plus guests, family and friends, and a few surfers, looked on. Twice that day, I nearly lost my ring, first in the sand during the ceremony, second dancing with my mom. Laughed it off at the time, now can’t imagine my life without it. Sometimes it’s loose, sometimes (most times) it’s tight, but it always reminds me of Cath. I’m happy she decided to audition for that little dinner theater in Cape May 25 years ago. It changed our lives. Mine for the better. Happy anniversary. And the over/under was 18.5, so pay up, suckers. ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.


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Christie, Ashley, Carrin, Brittany

Heather, Gregg

Taylor and Garrett Catalana

Hoods take Cape May


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Victoria, Nicole, Megan, Melissa, Stephanie, Nicole PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Snack While You Shop Stay energized during shopping marathons with a treat from the Beach Plum Bakery & Café located inside West End Garage. Featuring La Colombe Coffee products and homemade doughnuts. HOURS:

Café: Monday - Thursday 8am-2pm Friday - Sunday 8am-4pm Shopping: Monday - Saturday 10am-6pm Sunday 10am-5pm antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods 609. 770. 8 2 6 1

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500 feet of waterfront dining!

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Meghan, Shawn

Linda, Michael

Donna and Scott Hand

Carol, Ian

this week

Thu - Sun next week

Thu - Sun Our last day of the season!

$25

THIS WEEK

3 course Early Diner Menu 4:00-530pm

Fri-Sun Must be seated by 5:30 LAST DAY: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13! 1 FISH DOCK ROAD, WILDWOOD CREST (at the base of the Wildwood Crest Bridge)

609.522.1341 • twomilelanding.com

Bobby, Aliny, Dudu


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Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

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ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the beach. Enjoy a cocktail on their lovely porch as you watch people go by.

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-6332 www.bellavidacafe.com

There are lots of homemade selections, with plenty of vegan and vegetarian items as well as belly-filling options for carnivores.

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-0100 www.blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine with some good early bird specials.

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a choice of indoor and outdoor dining.

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THE BOILER ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8421 www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven pizza with draft beers.

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THE BROWN ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/brownroom

Congress Hall’s lounge just got a very groovy, very sexy renovation. The bar has been enlarged (and moved) and there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.

Bar Menu and Cocktails

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CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

By day it’s a family-friendly restaurant with open windows that allow the ocean breezes in. By night it’s one of the liveliest spots in town with great live bands and a fun crowd.

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CAPE MAY BREWING CO. 1288 Hornet Road, Rio Grande (609) 849-9933 www.capemaybrewery.com

The first microbrewery at the Jersey Shore keeps going from strength to strength, winning awards for their growing selection of beers. Visit the taproom for a fun way to experience their selections.

Brewery

$5-$11 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

NO

CARRIAGE HOUSE 1048 Washington Street, Physick Estate (609) 884-5404 www.capemaymac.org

Located at the famous Emlen Physick Estate, the Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

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NO

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DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 400 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 770-8559 www.delaneyscapemay.com

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat pies have been receiving rave reviews.

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THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5700 www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar for a quintessential Cape May dining experience.

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E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials.

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Savor the Season Open Nightly For Dinner

From the relaxing front porch, to the classically comfortable bar and lounge with live piano music on weekends, The Ebbitt Room is strongly rooted in a farm-to-table, farm-to-glass dining philosophy featuring the freshest ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm. Half-priced beer and wine by the glass, Monday - Friday, 4pm - 6pm. Early Dining Menu, Sunday - Friday, 5pm-6:30pm, 3 Course Prix Fixe $35+

Reservations 609.884.5700 | EbbittRoom.com | 25 Jackson Street

• Open Nightly • Piano Friday - Saturday Nights • Complimentary Valet Parking • Edible Jersey Local Heroes 2019 • Wine Specator Award of Excellence 2019


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Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun American dishes, too and great burgers. If we do say so, the breakfast and lunch items are bangin’!

5 WEST PUB 3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5westpub.com

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s. Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.

HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, good food, regular entertainment, and the views are spectacular.

HARPOONS ON THE BAY Beach Drive and Browning, N. Cape May (609) 886-5529 www.harpoonsonthebay.com

Famous for its sunsets, there’s no better place to sip on a cocktail while watching that fading orange glow. Great place for a family get-together. Dog-friendly on patio and at umbrella tables.

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HARRY’S OCEAN BAR & GRILLE Madison & Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 88-HARRY www.harryscapemay.com

Beautifully renovated with a new indoor/outdoor bar. Breezes straight off the Atlantic, and a relaxed, vibe with fine comfort food, and a great selection of draught beers.

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IRON PIER CRAFT HOUSE 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

Remember Martini Beach, located above Cabanas on Beach and Decatur? Well, Iron Pier is the new game in town. Same owners, but a new menu, great new beer list, and the decor got a spruce-up, too!

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THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape May experience.

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LOUISA’S CAFÉ 104 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5882

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy. Nearly 40 years later, they’re maintaining that culinary excellence. Fresh ingredients, good food.

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LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, Cape May 609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.

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MAYER’S TAVERN 894 3rd Avenue, Cape May (609) 435-5078 www.mayerstavern.com

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened last year, with a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman family. But the character remains, along with those fried scallops.

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MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Listen to live piano music as you eat, or linger over cocktails at the classic bar.

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OCEAN VIEW Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

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BYOB

NO

YES

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OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic, generous dishes.

PETER SHIELDS INN 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

QUINCY’S ORIGINAL LOBSTER ROLLS 709 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 600-3571 www.quincysoriginal.com RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

Quincy’s serve great rolls, with generous servings of Maine lobster, plus there are loads of non-lobster choices for kids. While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.

Meals Served

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Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

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FULL BAR

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FULL BAR

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RUSTY NAIL 205 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-0017 www.caperesorts.com/rusty-nail SEASALT 1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-7000 www.seasaltcapemay.com

Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic Rusty Nail is the place to be for a uniquely Cape May experience. And they even have non-alcoholic brew and menu items for dogs! Black wood and granite tables, mother-of-pearl barfront, river rock decor... the vibe is as cool as the food is delicious. On nice days, try for a seat on the oceanfront porch.

TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.

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TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFÉ 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies, as well as healthy and tasty lunch options.

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NO

NO

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THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live entertainment.

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FULL BAR

NO

YES

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UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach views — and dine with your dog if the weather is nice.

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BYOB

NO

YES

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UNION PARK Beach Avenue and Howard Street (609) 884-8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly magazine. Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.

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FOOTBALL SUNDAYS COME WATCH THE GAMES WITH US!

ENTERTAINMENT Head to the ‘Nail this football season for Pigs and Pigskins! Grab a cold beer or cocktail at either our patio or inside bar and watch the big game on one of our nine HDTVs. On game days we’ll be serving up delicious food and drink specials.

Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner | Open through December

205 BEACH AVENUE RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM #THERUSTYNAIL

Thu Fri Fri Sat Sat Mon Tue Wed

Gregg Caprenter

4:00pm

Aaron Burgos Duo

4:00pm

HoneyHawks

4:00pm

Terry and Tim Wet Bandits

O’Brien & Joyce Maddie Hogan Dion Paci

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John Thornton’s birthday crew PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Discover the Pier House La Mer Beachfront Resort’s renowned restaurant serving exquisitely hand-crafted dishes for STARTING OCTOBER 11

Happy

Featuring Specialty Cocktails & Appetizers

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May 609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000 capemaylamer.com/dining


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Joe

Canal’s OF CAPE MAY

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet Splits for BYOB!

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY 609-884-7676 & RIO GRANDE AT 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH 609-886-9786


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Your waterfront seat awaits!

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Bob, Donna, Andrea

LIVE AT HARPOONS THIS WEEK Friday Tom Powdermaker 5:00-9:00 Saturday JB Rocks 6:00-10:00 Sunday NFL Football with $2 Miller Lite Drafts during the Eagles game!

« 4th Annual Oktoberfest: Sat, Oct 19 Authentic German Food, Music und Bier!

John, Josie, Kevin

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May 609-886-5529 OPENING HOURS

Thru October 27 Fri 3:00-9:00 Sat 12:00-9:00 Sun 12:00-8:00

HAPPY HOUR! 3-6pm Fridays

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The Original

FUDGE KITCHEN

A CAPE MAY TRADITION

Every batch of fudge is hand-whipped in Copper Kettles using a wooden paddle... in 48 years we have never made a batch any other way.

PUMPKIN PIE FUDGE IS NOW IN SEASON!

Whipped Creamy Fudge & Premium Chocolates Saltwater Taffy & Homemade Caramel Corn Hand-Dipped Ice Cream & More! OPEN EVERY DAY IN CAPE MAY Washington Street Mall and the Promenade

toll-free @ 1-800-23-FUDGE ï‚« online @ www.FudgeKitchens.com


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Karen and Bill Van Gorder, Kristin and Chuck McKelvey

Al Henry, Joan Readding

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K I C K- O F F YO U R W E E K E N D Watch the game with sound at the Boiler Room, where locals dine on made-to-order pizza, cold beers, and more, featuring fresh ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm. OPEN MONDAY - FRIDAY FROM 5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY FROM NOON 12 HDTVS FEATURING SPORTS • BEER & COCKTAILS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT • HALF PRICE WINE - TUESDAY NIGHTS

BOILERROOMCAPEMAY.COM LUNCH, DINNER, LATE-NIGHT MENUS AND TAKEOUT | 609.884.6507 | 200 CONGRESS PLACE


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A Christmas Parade Fundraising Dinner!

t a e r g y l i k o o p s A ! g n i t a e f o t h g i n y Music • Costumed Scar d Servers • Great Foo For A Great Cause! y monda pm

9 4 • 8 2 r e b o t c O 79 4 8 0 7 7 609

$20!

3-course meal only Curries & Burgers Available

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The Old Fogey

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

e must prepare for electrical cars and limit the use of gasoline-powered ones. All while preserving our masculinity, which as we all know, will be undermined by the move away from fossil fuels. To that end, we are offering a subsidized conversion service, so that your truck, while powered by battery rather than gasoline, will have a small device added to the bottom that will heat a quantity of oil and pump it out the (redundant) tailpipe in the form of manly smoke. And when one depresses the accelerator pedal, a signal will be sent to a record player under the hood, and a deafening roar will be heard. We are offering an extra here, that the sound can be customized and be one of four of the most manly noises: (a) the roar of a bare-chested young man entering The Ugly Mug on a Friday night, (b) a Sumatran Tiger during mating season, (c) the legendary crooner Tom Jones bashing out his hit song “Delilah”, (d) an Apollo rocket launching. Also, we will be adding one of a range of masculinity-boosting essentials to every

vehicle, such as the subtle-but-effective “AllState Arm-Wrestling Champion” bumper sticker or an automated box on the dash that will randomly puff out some powerful and non-ambiguous old-style colognes (such as Old Spice, or Denim, “The Scent of a Man”). We have been trailing an automatic temporary-tattoo applier that will, when the car is motionless at lights, quickly spray out a tattoo that suggests direct heterosexuality: a pair of chaps, for example, or two muscly men wrestling. We may delay that, though, as in testing,

Find Your Way Back...

one driver was leaning sideways to change the radio station (you can have anything so long as it’s country, and sung by a man over 45) and the tattoo — a tough-guy mustache of the sort favored by local law enforcement – was stretched rather wide across his upper lip, almost from ear to ear. It gave him something of the look of the young Freddie Mercury, which to our surprise, was actually pretty damn masculine, especially when paired with a little peaked leather cap. On a more practical level, we have decided against those time-consuming charging stations, and instead have licensed that excellent and eccentric Exit Zero Filling Station to install 150 simultaneous car power outlets, each of which will plug into your vehicle and allow you to drive AND charge at the same time, so long as you don’t exceed the onemile range of the extension cable. And are courteous about rewinding it all neatly when you return, of course, using a button similar to those on vacuum cleaners to reel in the power cord, along with who and whatever has gotten tangled in the cable along the way.

CAPE MAY

Latitude/Longitude Jewelry, Charms & Keychains

JACKSON & CARPENTER’S goodscentscapemay.com

OPEN DAILY 10-6


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Anne Lutkenhouse, Shawn Welch, Renee and Joel Gonzalez, Donna and Paul Cusano PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

ARDEN’S KIDS GIFTS & CLOTHING

Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler we install watch batteries

OPEN YEAR ROUND Washington Common, Cape May 609-884-8643 l lynnardens.com

510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489 trinketscapemay.com


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Rachel Fausey, Tom Klevinsky

Mike, Patty

Debbie, Mike

Drew, Rody

MaryAnn and Warren Andrews

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape May Linen Outlet

109 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May 혺 OPEN DAILY! Sun - Thu 10 - 4 l Fri & Sat 10 - 5

Print & Solid Flannel Sheet Sets -- 8 Print & Solid Choices 3-Piece Twin $25 혺 4-Piece Full $33 혺 4-Piece Queen $36 혺 4-Piece King $39

OCTOBER SPECIAL: Take 30% Off Chair Pads, Wicker & Setee Size Pads Through 10/31/19! 609-884-3630

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9/28: Swing Dance And Big Band Concert At NASW Aviation Museum

Lisa and Keith deLeon

Bill Hall, Celie Souder

Jim McBride, Vida Mae Gallegar

Donna, Bill

Stefan and Erin Hugel

Carol, Al Wagner

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Cape May’s 47th Annual

Victorian Weekend

October 3, 2019

9/28: Sarah Cole & Christopher Perry Wedding At Perry Street Beach PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

October 10- 14 House Tours Trolley Tours Food & Wine Events Murder Mystery Dinners Crafts & Collectibles Show Ghost Tours & More!

Aaron, Jenifer, Hannah, David

New Events:

Taste of Cape May Kitchen Tour Oct 12 | 11am-3pm | $30

The Art of Dining

Oct 13 | 2pm | $40 (Limited to 22 people)

Lessons of History DistinguisHeD Lecture series

Dave, Janet

Peggy Cole, Adam Kutepow

Roosevelt & Churchill:

The Friendship that Saved the World Speaker: Lee Pollock

Sunday, Oct. 13: 5pm Cape May Convention Hall

General Admission $40 | Students $15 (Both prices include Meet the Speaker Reception)

Sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC) For full schedule, tickets and downloadable brochure, visit our website 609-884-5404 • www.capemaymac.org

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Perry family

Sarah Cole, Christopher Perry

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a toast to indian summer

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Raw Local & world honey Clean, natural Face & body care

Pure beeswax candles Tasting bar: 40+ varieties

Fall Allergies? Come get your Cape May Wildflower Honey! open every day

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The Activity Column

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Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, ‘Arsenic and Old Lace’

ome sweet home can be a scary place. Your cleaning cupboard is full of chemicals that can kill you. Floor polish is flammable. Bleach mixed with ammonia makes a toxic gas. Oven and drain cleaners are corrosive. Antifreeze is poisonous to humans and pets. Air freshener is full of formaldehyde. Even dryer lint is a hazard — 100 people are injured by fires caused by lint every year. In the 19th century, things were even riskier. Arsenic was a common household item, used to make tallow candles burn better, to dye wallpaper or cloth a brilliant green, as food coloring in candy, or as rat poison. It was also a beauty aid — mixed with vinegar, it was rubbed on the skin to improve complexions. Users made themselves sick without knowing it. Exposure to small amounts of arsenic over time leads to abdominal pain, vertigo, delirium, dehydration and, eventually, death. The slow decline mimicked natural sicknesses, so accidental ingestion went unnoticed, and intentional poisoners usually went unpunished.

The current play at the East Lynne Theater Company, Arsenic and Old Lace, takes a comic look at a pair of poisoners, in a story based on actual events. In 1907, Amy Duggan Archer Gilligan opened the Archer Home for Elderly People and Chronic Invalids in Windsor, Connecticut. For “convenience,” residents transferred their money to Sister Amy, who apparently kept costs down by dispatching troublesome patients, along with a husband or two. She was convicted in 1916 of the murder of five patients, though she was suspected of killing 35 more. She was sentenced to death, but the governor commuted her sentence, and she spent the rest of life in

jail. Oddly, the state’s most famous poisoner spent her time working in the kitchen. Playwright Joseph Kesselring turned to this story for inspiration, and took the title from a sentimental 1902 novel, Lavender and Old Lace. The result is the tale of Abby and Martha Brewster, two sweet, older sisters, Mayflower descendants, who take in lodgers. Mostly, they provide excellent accommodations, but they are prone to murdering bothersome lodgers and burying them in the basement. Conveniently, one resident relative thinks he’s Teddy Roosevelt, so he’s happy to dig the graves for “yellow fever victims.” Another relative has to come to visit while he recovers from plastic surgery to escape a murder charge, and he’s brought along his creepy surgeon. When nephew, Mortimer, brings his new wife to visit, mayhem ensues. Arsenic and Old Lace runs through October 12, Wednesday through Saturday at 8:00pm. Tickets are $35, with discounts for seniors, students and military. East Lynne performs at The First Presbyterian Church, 500 Hughes Street, Cape May.

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9/29: Polkadelphia Plays At MudHen’s Oktoberfest

Gallagher family PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Hats

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Sweatshirts

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Zip-Ups

Jewelry

Art

2019 Paddle Out Tee $10 from every sale benefits the Lt. Andy Boyt Memorial Fund, a 501(c)(3) that supports the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation and ndividuals in Cape May that need assistance. Short Sleeve and Long Sleeve Available Sizes: S-XXXL The Paddle Out is Monday, October 14 at noon at Steger’s Beach!

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Adam Curnow, Donna Couchoud, Tom Giacinto, Abby Curnow

West Cape Mayniacs

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Celebrate American Artisans

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9/29: Polkadelphia Plays At MudHen’s Oktoberfest PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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ACROSS 5. Passport 12. Itinerary 13. Ticket 14. Destination 18. Vacation 19. One-way 20. Departure 21. Map 22. ETA

24. Cross-country 26. Holiday 27. Road Trip 28. GPS 29. Hostel

DOWN 1. Train 2. Bus 3. Tourist 4. Sightseeing 6. Taxi 7. Check-in 8. Airplane 9. First class 10. ETD

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Dan Nosheny, Thomas Razler, Dorie Byrne, Sean McCusker PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

THE LOCALS

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CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE TALK RADIO SHOW Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area. Airs Mondays at 9am, Wednesdays at 9pm and Fridays at 2pm underwritten by Cape Assist l Uncle Bill’s Pancake House, Cape May & N. Cape May l Exit Zero Filling Station l Coldwell Banker Sol Needles l Mad Batter l Harpoons on the Bay sound

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Q Saturday, October 5, 2019 • 12-8pm R Benefits Hero Campaign & Cape May Forum

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! FREE RIDES! FOOD, BANDS & BEER!

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The Theater Column

Cape May Stage’s ‘The Taming’ is reviewed by Veronica Scutaro

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n 2013, Lauren Gunderson wrote The Taming, a play about political division, extremism, a patriarchy that can’t seem to get out of its own way. This political farce is the newest offering from Cape May Stage, running through November 1. This timely play gives us the opportunity to laugh at all the things we see and hear going on politically today. Is Miss Gunderson psychic or simply a savvy observer of the human condition? Her play hit its stride during the 2016 election (she gave away the rights to readings for free if the reading took place on inauguration day). This play beautifully reflects the Stage’s theme of uncertainty for this year. Set in a hotel room at the Miss America pageant, Elise Hudson (Katherine aka Miss Georgia y’all), Holly Anne Williams (Patricia-Red State) and Dana A. Iannuzzi (Bianca-Blue State) play their roles with an energy so engaging the viewer feels more like a voyeur than audience. These three women come from different places and have deeply divided views about the future of America.

The three have very different goals as well. Patricia wants to achieve her own political ambition through a senator, a man, over whom she has great influence and power. Bianca is a blogger with 2,000,000 followers who wants to transform government and society through social media. Katherine wants them both to get on her political bandwagon and reinvent the American system by rewriting the Constitution, and she deeply believes that the three of them together can truly effect change.

As Miss Georgia, Elise Hudson is magnificent. Patricia, the only politically connected one of the group, tries to convince the women in the room that liberals are “bad” and conservatives are “good.” This certainly falls flat with Bianca, a 20-something with her own agenda to save endangered species. When all is said and done, the three heroines realize that advancing change to allow for the evolution of a country, its government and the governed, requires thought, the setting aside of personal agendas and the ability to listen to what is necessary to achieve those goals. The theme here is rich and has many thought provoking issues that are acted in rapid succession with tremendous impact. But pay attention to the attention to detail on the set (hint: note the room number). So what say ye? Banish the electoral college? Set limits on Supreme Court Justice terms? Whatever your opinion or politics, this play will remind you where we came from. Maybe that will help clear the uncertainty of where we’re headed.

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The Quicky Horoscopes Your near future in two sentences by Lady Diane

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ARIES: You will attend Oktoberfest at Morey’s Piers this weekend to see their giant inflatable octopus dressed in lederhosen and enjoy a Bavarian feast. And, okay, to enjoy some bier on the pier, too. TAURUS: You will hear that the hilarious new play at Cape May stage, The Taming, is an all-female cast. You will bust out your favorite “The future is female” tee-shirt and buy tickets. GEMINI: You will catch wind that Terry O’Brien is now playing Tuesdays at Exit Zero Filling Station. You will cancel all other Tuesday night plans for the foreseeable future. CANCER: You will fly a kite at the Cove in order to get in touch with your inner child. You will end up accidentally divebombing your grandmother, who will throw your kite into the ocean, which will cause a pod of passing dolphins to leap out of the water, which will inspire a movie idea from Anne Hathaway, who will be driving a nearby jetski. LEO: You will adopt a dog from the Cape May County Animal Shelter. You will name him Winnie the Pooch. VIRGO: You will drive by the Harriet Tubman museum project on Lafayette Street. You will be so inspired by this example of community unity, you will donate your milkshake money for the rest of the year. LIBRA: In celebration of your birthday season, you will host a s’more roasting party. A vicious debate will ensue over how burnt is too burnt for a marshmallow, and you will abandon all your friends. SCORPIO: A stranger will ask if you’re interested in seeing some bangers. You will punch him before you realize he’s talking about vintage cars at this weekend’s Race of Gentlemen in Wildwood. SAGITTARIUS: You will prepare a dress rehearsal of your Halloween party. But you will turn on the fog machine too early and spend the next three weeks lost in your own home. CAPRICORN: You will make a vow to keep up with falling leaves in your yard in a timely manner. You will watch old episodes of Frasier instead. AQUARIUS: You will enjoy the homemade pepperoni on the Boiler Room pizza. For weeks, you will have a recurring dream in which you are skipping romantically through a field of wildflowers with pepperoni. PISCES: You will meet your soulmate at the top of the lighthouse. You will named your first born Lighthouse.


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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero. us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein. Dear Answer Lady As you know it’s a small town. I grew up here. Left to go to college and am back working at our family business. The problem is — one of my old high school mates hits me up for a loan every time I see him. He pays it back, but it’s just torture running into him. I just don’t have it in me to say no. One day, he hit me up twice, forgetting that he tapped me earlier in the morning. Is there no nice way to stop this? — Can’t Say No Dear Can’t Oh my. You have what is clinically diagnosed as Nice Guy Syndrome. People like your high school chum can see you coming a mile away. Apart from hiding out in your car, crossing the road and hiding behind bushes, your options are: lie, telling him you’re broke or framework this by telling him you will lend

Wise answers to perplexing questions

him a certain amount once a month and no more and pray he doesn’t pay you back so you never have to lend him anything again. BUT, you MUST stick to the agreement and not relent mid-month. Think of it like parenting, you must be good to your word or you’ll be hiding in the bushes forever. Meanwhile, go to Uncle Bill’s Pancake House and order a stack of blueberry pancakes to fortify you. Dear Answer Lady My daughter has informed me that she is naming her soon-to-be-born baby

after her husband’s father. My husband, her father, died earlier this year and I am so upset about this I cannot even speak to her. When I asked her why, she said, she felt pressured by her mother-in-law. I don’t even think she wants to do this. I know damn well they will come up with some lame compromise in which the baby’s middle name will be my husband’s. Short of disinheriting them, is there nothing I can say to change this? — Outraged Mother Dear Outraged Absolutely not. You need to get over this. The decision is not yours to make. The same argument can be made for your daughter’s mother-in-law and you have every right to be upset, but you should be more concerned about the welfare of your daughter and her baby. Recognize the fact that she is being manipulated by her husband and his family and don’t make her life even worse. Extend an olive branch and take her shopping at Happy Baby, followed by dinner at Gecko’s. Your daughter needs your support, not your threats.


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Where In The World Is Exit Zero? PHOTOGRAPHS BY A ROVING CORRESPONDENT

The Reed Family at Wolf’s Lair, Adolf Hitler’s secret headquarters in Gierloz, Poland

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The Wonderful World of «

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9/18: Around 6pm At Hemingway’s Prime Rib Night

Jack, Jan

Barbara Wilson, Peggy Moore

Pam and Julia Belansen

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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OPENING NIGHT

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AVIATION MUSEUM AT THE

CAPE MAY AIRPORT

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Interactive Family Fun... Rain or Shine!

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• Climb a real air-traffic control tower! • Sit in the cockpit! • Learn about a variety of aircraft • Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area

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Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

hen the first tang of autumn lies heavy in the air, I get that ol’ Cape May feeling. It’s a little like a first date and the homecoming parade with a touch of wistfulness thrown in. It’s when I step onto the porch and test the wind direction with my cheek before I am conscious of doing so. West wind, good. East wind, ugh. Northerly wind yippee with fudge sauce and whipped cream. It’s the passage of a cold front that sends fall migrants our way. Catching a tail wind, warblers and other neotropical migrants fill the night sky with their frail call notes, encouraging each other across the trackless miles. That big dark span of planet to the left is open ocean. “We don’t want to be there,” the tired waifs are saying to each other. “Hey, what about down there? That sliver of land between ocean and bay.” “Yeah, that looks good. Beats crossing that big dark stretch ahead.” And it is good, this welcoming peninsula

whose forests and backyard rose tangles will provide food and shelter for weary migrants. All habitat in Cape May is critical habitat August through December, when millions of migrants will pass this way, many for the first time. In autumn, the ranks of southbound birds are bloated with juveniles whose foraging skills are rudimentary. The untrimmed tangle near your fence may mean the difference between life and death to a young Mourning Warbler or Hermit Thrush. And after the sun sets thermals rising in

the air over Cape May will be festooned with migrating hawks. Sharp-shinneds and Cooper’s in the morning; falcons like American Kestrel and Merlin in the afternoon. Why this temporal break down? We don’t know. But if you want to see Melins and Peregrines you should time your visit to the hawk watch platform for an afternoon blessed with northwest to northerly winds. Osprey? Dawn to dusk. Harriers? Likewise. Bald Eagles? Mid-morning to mid-afternoon. They’ll be very high and often come in pairs. Find one, look ahead of it’s flight path. No luck. Pick up the original bird and backtrack. Oh boy. Fall in Cape May. We wait the whole year for this and now is the time. Go out and catch an eyeful and bring binoculars. No binoculars. Arrive early to thehawk watch platform and there may be a loaner or two courtesy of those fine folks at Swarovski. Yes, you have to give them back. That’s the nature of a short-term loan. The images you reap are yours to keep. So get out there and discover what makes Cape May a world-famous birding destination.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

ROSIE is a ten year old girl whose family could no longer take care of her. It is a difficult adjustment for her to come to the shelter after living with a family for so long, so she is looking for a home that will welcome her. She is an even tempered senior girl who would be content to lay at your feet after going for a walk. Adopt sweet Rosie today!

BOSS is a lover! Once he exits his kennel, he runs in the yard for a moment and then leaps into your lap. He is extremely affectionate and would make a great family companion. Boss lived with other dogs and lots of kids. He is friendly and comfortable with new people. He is about three years old and his family could not take him when they moved. Adopt today!

Robert Panaccio, VMD Robert Moffatt, VMD Nancy Reilly, VMD Patricia J. Link, DVM

694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May

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LAUREN is a brown and white beauty who arrived at the shelter when her owners moved and couldn’t take their dogs. She lived in a household with other dogs but is enjoying being the focus of attention at the shelter. She loves human attention and frequently solicits petting and praise. Lauren is an affectionate, sweet girl looking for a loving and active companion.

The Doggie Nanny Years of experience handling everything from drama queens to divas. References available. Walks & Daily Visits D In-Home Sitting & Boarding Dogs AND Cats D Fully Insured & Bonded Call Michelle Kiernan on 609-675-6384 Or email doggienanny@hotmail.com

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

JULIET came to the shelter after her and her friends couldn’t live at their house anymore. She is very friendly, sweet and the prettiest one out of the bunch. Juliet gets along with other cats and dogs, and can adjust to any kind of home. Come meet Juliet at the shelter and find out if you’d like her as much as she’ll like you. Adopt this cutie today!

ITTY BITTY got brought to the shelter when her owner couldn’t take care of her anymore. She’s an older girl who has been through a lot, but she’s used to other cats, dogs and even birds. Itty doesn’t like being picked up too much, but loves to be pet. If you have room in your home for an old gal like Itty Bitty, come meet her at the shelter!

HORATIO was brought into the shelter with some of his friends after they got kicked out of their house. He is a sweet gentleman and would love to find a new home. Horatio gets along well with other cats and dogs, and with lots of different kinds of people. Come to the shelter to meet cute little Horatio and find out if you’d be a good match!

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Health Insurance Open Enrollment

ENROLL BEFORE DECEMBER 15 • Marketplace Plans • Private Individual Plans This is your opportunity to enroll or make changes that may better suit your needs for 2020. call today for an appointment... there is never a fee for our service

Cape Life & Health llc Dan Coakley • 609-886-3700 • www.myclh.com


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1420 MISSOURI AVENUE, CAPE MAY Pride of ownership is apparent as soon as you walk through the front door of this property. The first floor boasts a two-car garage with room for a workshop and hobby enthusiast. Second floor you will find three bedrooms and two full baths with laundry closet. Master bedroom is spacious with walk-in closet and bathroom with soaking tub and glass-enclosed shower. The bedroom to the back has an attached porch. Hardwood floors run throughout the second and third floors and bedrooms. The top floor has soaring cathedral ceilings with two sets of sliding doors. Gas fireplace for those chilly autumn nights. Open floor plan with a remodeled kitchen with new cabinets and quartz counters and bar seating. Dining room open to living room and kitchen. Third floor boasts two decks, one with a retractable awning. The roof was replaced in 2018. The home offers two zoned heating and air. This property has never been rented but would make a great rental home. The bonus is an elevator located in the garage to carry all your groceries and guests to their desired floor. Back yard is fenced on three sides. Close to Corinthian Yacht Yacht Club. Asking price $890,000

Call Mary Moore at Coastline Realty on 609-425-6074 or at the office on 609-884-5005


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Renee, Roll

Shannon Nilson, Ryan Huck

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FALL IS GREAT IN CAPE MAY!

Let us help you plan your off-season vacation

Jersey Cape Rental Team

Brenda, Ellie, Olivia, Judy, Ann Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. • 739 Washington Street Cape May NJ 08204 • JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com DEE LANZALOTTI, LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER


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Cobb Melanie, Cobb Francis

Nick Piro, Mary Rose, Gus

Mari, Cheech, Brady, Jim

Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week? Advertise in Exit Zero! 609-770-8479 or write to info@ exitzero.us


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512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

THE GRAND AT DIAMOND BEACH 9601 Atlantic Ave, Wildwood Crest Gorgeous 2 bedroom, 2 bath luxury condominium right on the beachfront in the Crest. Spacious open floor plan including kitchen, living and dining room. Large master bedroom with en suite, walk-in closet and private deck. Enormous lobby area, private beach with chair/umbrella service, infinity pool, sauna, game room, spa, gym, on-site property management and security. $555,000

LISTING AGENT William Bezaire Owner/Broker 609-827-3513 bill@cbcapemay.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Marianne and Remo Caccavo

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Featured Sale Listing- $499,900 Canyon Club Unit 1006 Listed by CHARITY R. CLARK BROKER SALESPERSON GRI, ABR 609.408.2192 - charitycapemay@gmail.com Advice. Experience. Results. Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED FULL-SERVICE REAL ESTATE OFFICE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!

Call Coastline Realty TODAY at 609-884-5005 NEW LISTING

PRICE REDUCTION OPEN HOUSE Sat, Oct 5 9-1pm

1386 Lafayette Street, Cape May

822 Stockton Avenue, Cape May

The Octagon House, named for its shape and design, was originally built in 1875 for Jeremiah Schellinger and is now recognized as one of Cape May’s Nationally Registered historic homes. This unique 3bedroom/2bath home still has all the original hardwood floors, woodwork, baseboards and doors throughout AND the claw foot tub too! Situated across from Cape May Harbor you’ll enjoy a nice harbor breeze on your wrap-around porch or you can take a stroll to anyone of the following popular restaurants within minutes… Lobster House, Lucky Bones, Mayer’s Tavern or the Saltwater Cafe located at South Jersey Marina. In addition to a generous sized lot and a large storage building for all of your summer gear, there is also an outside shower and off street parking on a long paved driveway which fits up to five cars!! First floor has central air and heat. Come see why this home might just be the perfect location for you and your family.

Four-Plex with Water Views located just ONE block to the beach. A whale of a find in Cape May! The Blue Whale is an Italianate-style Victorian guest house built in 1872 that offers accommodations for up to 26 guests. It is centrally located just a block to the beach, near the convention center, and a short walk to downtown shopping and restaurants. This property has recently been reconfigured to be four units. Along with the house there is a separate cottage at the rear of the property, which also provides ample storage and workspace below it. The three units in the main house consist of one first floor unit with two bedrooms, a two bedroom second floor unit and a three bedroom third floor unit. Start generating income immediately and continue to rent the property throughout the summer season! Two of the units offer water views from their private rear decks. Don’t miss this one, you’ll whaley love this location!

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms $625,000

$824,999

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE CAPE MAY 609-884-5005


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ED C0NNOLLY

Broker Sales Associate With superior marketing and strategic planning you can expect a greater return on your investment. Call me today for a free comprehensive evaluation of your property.

609-602-3089

Ed@CoastlineRealty.com

JUST REDUCED. CALL FOR DETAILS.

605-607 Lawnside Road, Townbank An unprecedented opportunity in Townbank! Build the home that you have always dreamed of! This beautiful wooded lot measures 120 x 120. A short leisurely stroll brings you to the Delaware Bay to enjoy breathtaking sunsets. NJDEP Wetlands Approval is in place. Custom architectural plans are available. $165,900

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2018


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Andrew, Kelly

Zharya, Bryanna

Ant Deb, Uncle Rol

Raymon

Cyndi, Wes

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Ryan Griffin Salesperson Direct: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

731 JONATHAN HOFFMAN RD., COLD SPRING North of the Canal. 2 BR/1 BA completely remodeled cottage with modern amentities and basement. $274,900

6 EAGLE COURT, LOWER TOWNSHIP Opportuniy to own over an acre of land nestled against the Cape May National Golf Club. $184,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

FOR SALE!

272 SIXTH AVE., WEST CAPE MAY 5 BR/3 BA historic home positioned on a double lot offers an in-ground pool and a detached three car garage with an apartment above. Apartment has excellent rental history. $1,195,000

FOR SALE!

219 NORTH ST., 778 PARK BLVD., CAPE MAY WEST CAPE MAY 7 BR/4 BA downtown Completely rebuilt 3 BR/3 BA Victorian currently divided into home featuring a balcony, a four unit multi-family with outdoor shower, fenced-in ample parking. $1,199,000 yard, & shed. $698,000 1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Come see this luxury oasis at 3 Robin Lane, located in the heart of Cape Island

One of the most beautiful areas of Cape Island is known as Cold Spring, South of the Canal. It provides a quiet, rural respite from the busy, more populated areas of our island. Cold Spring shares its borders with Cape May, West Cape May and Cape May Point. On a quiet cul de sac in Cold Spring, at the heart of the island, is where you will find this beautifully constructed luxury home. You are just a short bike ride away from the beaches, historic district, local farms, winery, lighthouse, nature trails and wildlife preserves. With 5 bedrooms and 4.5 baths, you will have plenty of room for everyone. The living room and great room each have a gas fireplace and cathedral ceilings. The well-appointed kitchen has granite counters, breakfast bar and stainless steel appliances. Dine in the formal dining room or the casual dining area. The first floor master suite is spacious and has a luxury bath with heated floor, plus an oversized walk-in closet. Crown molding, hardwood floors, finished basement, front porch, rear deck, 2-car garage, perennial gardens, lush landscaping and many more desirable features make this a must see! $895,000

Charles, Ann

Call Starr Taylor to see this beauty

SALES ASSOCIATE Cell: 609-827-2965 Office: 609-884-1007 Starr.Taylor@LNF.com Em, Pat, Bill, Jim

501 Lafayette Street, Cape May, NJ 08204


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Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS

October 3, 2019

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61 CAPEWOODS ROAD, NORTH CAPE MAY

4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths $283,200

The #1 Neighborhood in Lower Township! Extra-deep lot in charming Cape Woods. Sip your coffee on the back deck, enjoy a cookout on your patio or take a siesta in your new backyard. The perfect home for entertaining!

agent: kate weber, cell 609-204-0999

Jen Colclasure family

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

(609) 884-5800 JerseyCapeRealty.com

JOSEPH (JODY) ALESSANDRINE, SRS

Realtor l Sales Associate

609-602-5629

JodyA@CoastlineRealty.com

Low Inventory = Sellers’ Market!

Sue and Bill Sabia, Evelyn Pizzarello

Thinking of listing your property? With the lowest inventory in several years, it’s best to choose a Designated Sellers’ Representative Specialist, like Joseph (Jody) Alessandrine, SRS. WHAT JODY’S PAST SELLERS SAY:

“In all of the numerous real estate transactions, I never remembering appreciating so much a realtor’s service.” — Mark G. “Jody, it was because of you and your willingness to hold open houses, that we sold our house quickly and for top dollar. You were a very patient, tenacious and professional agent, and we were very pleased when we received multiple offers.” — Mary A.

Contact Jody for a FREE Comparative Market Analysis today! Coastline Realty, 941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May 609-884-5005 CoastlineRealty.com

Ellen, John, Ornella


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Sol Needles Real Estate

512 Washington Mall, Cape May

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THE BELVEDERE

UPGRADED FAMILY HOME

3- STORY MODERN VICTORIAN

TIDES CONDOMINIUM

101 S. Lafayette Street Unit 2C, Cape May

526 Seashore Road Erma

921 Kearney Avenue Cape May

9 Jackson Street Cape May

REDUCED price: $385,000 1 bedroom /1 bath

Asking price: $169,900 3 bedrooms /1 bath

Asking price: $1,625,000 5 bedrooms /4 baths

Asking price: Unit 310 - $399,000 1 bedroom /1 bath

IN-GROUND POOL

CAPE MANOR

69 Pierces Point Road Cape May Court House

805 Pittsburgh Avenue Unit 203, Cape May

Asking price: $1,900,000 4 bedrooms /3.5 baths

SUNSETS & BAY VIEWS

10 Delaware Bay Drive Villas Asking price: $649,000 6 bedrooms /4F/2H baths

YEAR-ROUND RENTAL AVAILABLE § Located in the heart of Cape May § 2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath § No smoking / No Pets Credit check required § $1025/month

Call today for more information Office: 609-884-8428

Asking price: $540,000 3 bedrooms /2 baths

TWO STORY CONTEMPORARY

312 Pacific Avenue West Cape May Asking price: $749,000 3 bedrooms /2 baths

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cool Cape May

Delaney’s crew PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

910 Stockton Avenue, Cape May 4 bedrooms, 3 baths $1,295,000 Classic Cape May Cottage located one block to the beach and close to town, restaurants and shopping. Enter the home by stepping onto the cozy, covered front porch, and into the living room with wood burning fireplace.

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS Heijung Park-Colameco Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 Cell Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com

Dave Collins, Marcia Groff

Buying & Selling with Integrity & Trust Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Stacy Hutchinson Broker Associate Direct: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300 Apollo Octopus, Frannie Cooper

Email: SHutchinson@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

12 CAPTAINS CT., LOWER TOWNSHIP Tranquility Park 3 BR/2 BA Brentwood model home positioned on a large lot w/ a two car garage. $399,000

Dave Calvert, Penny Haber, Helen Wallace

FOR SALE! 1301 PENNSYLVANIA AVE., CAPE MAY Two story twin, corner lot in Village Greene area with 3 BR/1 BA featuring a four season room. $469,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGES

Dawn, Francesca, Veronica

At OceanFirst Bank, you’re family. And whether you’re buying your first home or your fifth, we’re with you every step of the way to ensure we help you get the mortgage that meets your specific needs. It’s what we’ve done since we opened our doors over 115 years ago - helping neighbors just like you realize their home buying dreams. Ask About Our Full Array of Residential Lending Options • Fixed & Adjustable Rate Mortgages • First Time Home Buyer Program • Home Equity Lines of Credit • Construction Loans • Home Equity Loans • FHA & VA Loans

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For All Your Mortgage Needs, Contact Us Today at 888.623.2633 or visit us online at oceanfirst.com!

Margie Katity, Linda Alboher


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Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cool Cape May

Ashley Robertshaw, Kirsten Preece, Jourdyn, Kris and Charlie Robertshaw around Jackson Street on September 18 PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

CAPE MEADOWS 702 St. James Place, Cape May Asking Price $479,000 l 2 Bedrooms / 1.5 Baths l Open layout with modern kitchen l Spacious patio l One-car garage l Pool l Short walk to the Washington Street Mall

LISTING AGENT James McBride Sales Associate 609-408-3076 jim@cbcapemay.com

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409 Oxford Ave., CM Point

15 Broadway, Cape May

221 Alexander Avenue, CM Point

4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,129,000

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $549,000

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath -$629,900

New Construction Just steps from Pavilion Circle and Lake Lily. Gourmet kitchen, 1st and 2nd floor master suites, front and rear porches, detached garage.

Driftwood Condo Unit 16 Beach block! Light and airy with open floor plan, modern kitchen, tastefully decorated, and excellent rental history.

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819 Beach Avenue, Cape May 1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $264,900

Tranquil Getaway Charming cottage just three houses from beautiful Alexander Beach. Turnkey with excellent rental history.

1220 Massachusetts Ave., CM 5 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths - $649,900

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Baronet Condo Unit 2-I Fantastic location! Rear unit in this historic beachfront building with beautiful wrap-around porch. Park and walk everywhere.

LARGE SELECTION ONLINE!

Newly Renovated Fresh and bright beach house with hardwood floors throughout -- ready for your summer fun!! Short bike ride to the beach.

214 Windsor Avenue, Cape May

810 Mayflower Ave., Cold Spring

902 Ocean Drive, Lower Twp.

6 Bedrooms | 3 Baths - $899,995

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $499,000

2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $420,000

1870 Victorian Bright and airy home located just 2 blocks to the beach and Washington St. Mall with all of today’s comforts.

Large Corner Lot Both 1st and 2nd floors have 2 bedrooms, living area, full kitchen and a bath Perfect for vacation home or investment property.

Canyon Club, Unit 1503 Corner unit in newest garden style building. All furnishings included plus brand new deck furniture. Garage with lots of storage.

Open 7 days a week With our full-time professional Realtors & a fully dedicated rental team

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29 Harbor Cove Cape May $3,195,000

Cape May Harbor Village and Yacht Club is the site of this gracious custom designed home built to capture spectacular Harbor and Marina views from all three floors, rooms, decks and porches overlooking an inground pool, firepit and professionally landscaped grounds. Designed for luxurious living offering six bedrooms, four and a half baths, upside down, universal design which maximizes the best views from each living area.

15 S. Boyd Street, Cape May Court House Historic Southern Colonial In heart of historic district $529,000

27 Sand Castle Dr., Cape May Court House Exceptional Property located on 2.69 acres with Inground Pool $775,000

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Down DOWN 1. “Drops 1 (5) of Jupiter” band. 2. School 2 (3) transportation. 3. Shoobie, 3 (7) e.g. 4 activity (11) 4. The of going out and 6 (4) looking at things. 7 (5,2) television series 6. 70’s-80’s 8 (8)Danny Devito and starring (5,5) Tony9Danza. 10 (3) 7. What you must do usually (8)before take off. (5,2) one 11 hour 8. 1980 parody/disaster film starring Leslie Nielsen that is considered one of the funniest films of all time. 9. Seats or cabins toward the front of the aircraft. (5,5) 10. Opposite of 22 across. 11. Travel bag. 15. Opposite of 20 across. 16. Form of low-cost traveling where all your belongings are on you. 17. “Don’t Stop Believing,” group. 18. Mastercard alternative. 23. LaGuardia, e.g. 25. “_____ Califorinia,” by the Eagles.

SOLUTION ON PAGE 58

UNDER CONTRACT!

FOR SALE!

ROSEMANS LN., CAPE MAY Seven new homes and one lot under contract! Multiple new builds available starting at $825,000

1401 NEW JERSEY AVE., CAPE MAY 5 BR/3.5 BA coastal home located in Admiral Beach Estates with unobstructed ocean views. $2,375,000

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

Kathleen Satt Salesperson Direct: 609.972.4014 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: KSatt@deSatnickRealEstate.com

SOLD!

FOR SALE!

1144 WASHINGTON ST., 1 WILLOW AVE., CAPE MAY WEST CAPE MAY DUAL-DISCLOSED BROKER 4 BR/3.5 BA new construction BUYER’S AGENT with an open floor plan and AUGUST 30TH, 2019 one car garage positioned on SALE PRICE: $700,000 a 50x100 lot. $719,000 1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

www.deSatnickRealE

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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