Volume 16, Issue 36 - October 10, 2019

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EXIT ZERO A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean October 10, 2019 Vol. 17, No. 36 America’s Original Seaside Resort

Party Like A Bavarian

Around 11pm At The Ugly Mug P40-48

Around 9pm At The Rusty Nail P49-53

Keith, Rick, Lizz and Jim at Rio Station’s Oktoberfest on Friday. More photographs inside. Aleksey Moryakov

Love Is All Around On The Cape The magazine of AAA, Via, has named Cape May a top romantic getaway, along with Coastal Living magazine. Between the horse-drawn carriage rides and spectacular sunsets, it’s no wonder Cape May ranks among the top three most popular wedding destinations in the nation. Last Saturday, Maddie Von Savage joined the ranks of happy brides who’ve tied the knot here. On the lawn of Congress Hall, she married John Maloy, whom she fell in love with on the Cape. Now, the pair are off to honeymoon in Paris and the Maldives. Congrats, lovebirds! Right: Brice, Andrew, bride Maddie, Julie and Emily in the Boiler Room

CMS “The Taming” After Party At Mad Batter P60-73

Make Tybalt Your New Bestie... Adopt Today! P81-83

FIND OUR EZ MASCOT PHIL! CLIPART CONTEST ON PAGE 22


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609.884.1300 Rosemans Lane, Cape May Seven new homes and one lot under contract! Multiple new builds available starting at $825,000! Opportunity to become Paddle Club Member, enjoy two pools, & Spicer Club Room! Boat slips to 70’ available for additional fees!

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May NJ

Browse our inventory of over 50 sale and 275 rental listings and the MLS at

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com


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Rio Station crew PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

“Best Pizza” Cape May County 2019 trenton times It's Oyster Night Wednesdays

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The Exit Zero Information Page

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some ABOUT US Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright Operations Manager: Katie Repici General Manager Cathrine O’Brien Man Of All Things: Mike DeMusz Contributing Editor: Diane Stopyra Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Suzanne Kulperger, Jessica Orlowicz, Gabi Urda 609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 establishments. We also operate a retail store, a restaurant and a gas station, all under the umbrella of Exit Zero Filling Station, located at 110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful Cape Island. Please note: We no longer offer subscriptions to our weekly magazine. Too many people were receiving issues very late or, in some cases, not at all. That’s all down to the vagaries of sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay $100 to get EZ delivered first-class (11 people HAVE signed up). Call 609-7708479 if you’d like to order.

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER

SEND A VACATION PHOTO

«Email us at photo@exitzero.us (write Photo Order in subject line) and tell us the date the photo appeared and on which page. If you don’t have email, call us on 609-770-8479.

«Email info@exitzero.us and write PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or call 609-770-8479. There is no charge, but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!

«We love pictures of our magazine on vacation. Email your photos and details to info@exitzero.us and write EZ ON VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT send hard copies. They don’t print well.

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«This magazine is funded through advertising – so please support our advertisers! To discuss our affordable packages, contact Jack Wright on 609-770-8479 or jack@exitzero.us.

SOME INTERESTING CAPE MAY TRIVIA AND FUN FACTS

Weird Sea Creature

The Tassled Scorpionfish is among the most poisonous animals in the ocean, equipped with venom-filled spines used to stun potential predators (or unaware scuba divers). The head and body are adorned with tassels meant to look like seaweed for disguise purposes (some even grow from the lips, creating a funny sort of beard). Then, this bottom dweller uses its large mouth as a vacuum to suck in unsuspecting prey, like crustaceans and other fish.

Did You Know?

The Cape’s running event roster ranges from cute (the Cub Scouts’ annual Glow Run, which raised awareness for pedestrian safety) to solemn (New Jersey’s Run For the Fallen, which honors military men and women who’ve died in service) to politically charged (Senator Cory Booker answering questions from constituents while trotting along the promenade?). Now, for the second year in a row, the island is offering a half marathon. Put on by Cape May Running Company, the October 26 Hallowed Half boasts a fast course that doesn’t leave the island. Costumes optional!

What We’re Reading

Exit Zero By Neil Cohen The goal? Using stem cells to create a meat-like product that could potentially cure world hunger. The result? Zombies in Cape May!


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live this week

A Cape May Classic

NFL Specials + $3 Buds fri Late Last Night sat Emily’s Toybox sun Stealing Savannah Duo

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since 1926

HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7pm

LATE-NIGHT MENU Available Every Night ’Til Close!

GOOD FOOD. GOOD DRINKS. GOOD TIMES! 426 WASHINGTON STREET 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook

1.5 lb Whole Steamed Lobster SALAD, FRENCH FRIES, COLESLAW $19.99

King Cut Prime Rib Dinner VEG, POTATO AND GARLIC BREAD $19.99

Open 7 days / Year-Round

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sat WhiskeyHickon Boys

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Aleathea’s OPEN DAILY! BREAKFAST 8-11AM • LUNCH - 12-3PM • DINNER 5PM HAPPY HOUR SUNDAY THROUGH THURSDAY 1-5PM 3 Course Early Seating Offer 5:00-5:30pm - $30

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10/4: Oktoberfest At The Rio Station PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Dawn Avdellis, Keyla Casanova, Amanda Clifford

7 Ocean Street, Cape May 800-582-5933 innofcapemay.com

Adored by Visitors...

Loved by Locals! New Gluten-free options!

Ryan Richards, Kimberly Fatale, Steve Yanks

Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner OPEN DAILY 7-9

mini meals are back! sunday thursday Beach & Grant- 609-884-3772

Tom and Debbie Caltabiano


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GOINGS-ON EAST LYNNE THEATER CO PRESENTS: ARSENIC AND OLD LACE Where: First Presbyterian Church. When: Now-October 12. How Much: $35/adult. $30/senior. $20/student/military. Know This: Murder! Mayhem! Madcap fun! This side-splitting comedybroke all East Lynne Theater Company’s box office records in 2018, and returns by popular demand! More info: Call 609-884-5898. CAPE MAY STAGE PRESENTS: THE TAMING Where: Cape May Stage. When: Now-November 1. 7:30-10pm. How Much: Tickets vary. Know This: Tweeting, politics, and undying giddiness for James Madison--what else could you expect to find at a Miss America pageant? In this hilarious, raucous, all-female “power-play” inspired by Shakespeare’s Shrew. More info: Call 609-770-8311. VICTORIAN WEEKEND Where: Emlen Physick Estate. When: October 10-14. How Much: Free! Know This: Celebrate Cape May’s Victorian architecture and history during this holiday weekend of tours and events themed to Cape May’s Victorian era. Don’t miss this classic celebration of Cape May history! More info: Call 609-884-5404. WEST CAPE MAY LIMA BEAN FESTIVAL Where: Wilbraham Park. When: October 12. 9am-5pm. How Much: Free! Know This: Features all things lima — soup, tacos, salad, jewelry, T-shirts and more. Great food, quality vendors, antiques, entertainment and fun. Come out and celebrate West Cape May’s farming heritage. More info: Call 609-884-1005. CHOCOLATE LOVERS FEAST Where: Washington Inn. When: October 12. 1-3pm. How Much: $40/person Know This: Chocolate lovers unite! You’ll

The lowly legume takes center stage beginning at 9am and delights locals and visitors alike with her vast array of recipes, crafts, and products available this Saturday in Wilbraham Park.

INSIDER TIP Lima beans are low in calories and high in fiber, meaning they’ll help stabilize your blood sugar. But the most super thing about this superfood? It was once king in Cape May. You can celebrate that storied agricultural history at the annual Lima Bean Festival happening in Wilbraham Park this Saturday. savor a sumptuous buffet of chocolate desserts. More info: Call 609-884-5404. PICK OF THE BATCH BEER GARDEN Where: Cape May Brewing Co. When:October 12. 2-6pm. How Much: $10/person. Know This: Featuring exclusive brews, limited edition stein, live music and fall fun! More info: Call 609-849-9933. HAWKTOBERFEST Where: Hawk Haven Vineyard & Winery. When: October 12-13. Know This: Two days of award-winning wine, live music and local food trucks. This event will feature continuous live music from 12-5pm both Saturday and Sunday by local singer-songwriters. More info: Call 609-846-7347. PADDLE OUT & PASTA FUNDRAISER IN

HONOR OF LT. ANDY BOYT Where: Paddle out is at noon on Steger’s Beach. Pasta fundraiser will be held at the Cape May VFW from 2-6pm. When: October 14. How Much: $20/advance. $25/door. Know This: Proceeds of the event go to the Andy Boyt Memorial Fund, a nonprofit organization that supports the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation and Local Community Causes. More info: Call 609-780-0220. 37TH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARADE Where: Parade route begins on Perry Street and ends at the Emlen Physick Estate. When: October 20. How Much: Free! Know This: Prior to the parade, trick or treating on the Washington Street Mall will be held from noon-2pm More info: Call 609-884-9565. WCM CHRISTMAS PARADE FUNDRAISING DINNER Where: Exit Zero Filling Station. When: October 28. 4-9pm. How Much: Three course meal for only $20! Know This: A spookily great night of eating featuring scary music and costumed servers. Reservations are strongly recommended but walk-ins are welcome! More info: Call 609-770-8479.


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Exit Zero Almanac

All the meteorological, oceanographic and other scientific data you need to plan your weekend! WEATHER

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Harbor View RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK HAPPY HOUR M-F 3-6

Honey, Annie, Tom

Sue, Ed and Mary Wuerker

Inside Dining & Bar DAILY @ 11:30am Breakfast SAT & SUN 8-11:30am

HALFPRICE APPS! HAPPY HOUR Mon - Fri 3-6pm

Voted THE BEST Happy Hour in NJ!

thursday nights Prime Rib Dinner $16 Watch for our Shrimp, Turkey & Burger Nights in November! 954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY Alex, Carl

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com


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EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM FESTIVE FARM-TO-TABLE DINNERS & CAROL SINGS BEGIN NOVEMBER 30TH Farm & Market Open Thursday- Sunday 8am–5pm, Kitchen 8am–3pm reserve at bpfcapemay . com before they sell out

140 Stevens Street, West Cape May | 609.602.0128 | bpfcapemay.com


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Collier’s liquor store Tasting Sat, Oct 12 4-6pm

Linda, Crystal the birthday girl, Miguel

NEW FALL HOURS Mon-Wed 10-8 / Thu 10-9 / Fri & Sat 10-10 / Sun 11-8

202 JACKSON 609-884-8488 follow us on instagram

Lee Ann, Rick 9s

& facebook for weekly specials

American Cuisine Freshest Seafood Sizzling Steaks Great Bar Menu

OPENING HOURS bar Wed - Sun at 4pm dinner Thu - Sun at 5pm happy hour 4 pm to 6pm Alex, Marissa, Cathy

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY 609-884-2111 oysterbayrestaurant.com


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10/4: Oktoberfest At The Rio Station

Arlene, Michael

Robert, Irene

Herrs und Fraus PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

LUNCH 11:30AM - 4:00PM DINNER SUN-THUR 5-9PM FRI & SAT 5-10PM HAPPY HOUR SUN-FRI 3-6PM LATE NIGHT SUN-THUR ‘til 10PM FRI & SAT ’til MIDNIGHT

NEW BAR SPECIALS! STARTS 6PM BAR AREA ONLY

PIEROGIES & PINTS MONDAYS 6 FOR $5 WITH $3 STELLAS AND $7 PUMPKIN MARTINIS

TACO TUES 3 BEEF/CHICK $6 3 FISH OR 2 CRAB $9 WITH $3 CORONA & CORONA LIGHT DRAFTS & CRAFT BEER SPECIALS

WHITE CLAW WEDNESDAYS

WITH 1/2 PRICE FLATBREADS & $3 WHITE CLAWS

WING NIGHT THURSDAYS 10 FOR $5

WITH $2 YUENGLING, MILLER LITE, COORS LIGHT DRAFTS & $5 LOCAL BEER SPECIALS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT SCHEDULE ! FRI OCT 11 MEGAN KNIGHT 10PM - 1AM

SAT OCT 12 ATLEY MOON 10PM - 1AM

SUN OCT 13 CAMILLE PERUTO 4PM - 7PM

142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com


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Where We’re Eating

Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily! Pet-Friendly Patio Dining!

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 tishasfinedining.com Fabulous Food & Cool Cocktails in a casual pub atmosphere!

Happy Hour Daily 3-6pm & All Day Sunday HALF PRICE WINE BY THE BOTTLE ALL DAY FRIDAY!

EAGLES GAME SPECIALS Philly Dog - $2.50 Americana Pizza - $5.50 Half Price Wings - $5.00 Meatball Sliders (2) - $5.50 Large Pub Pretzel with Spice Mustard - $7

Great Food & Drink Specials during Every Game! Plus, NFL Sunday Ticket.

LUNCH & DINNER DAILY Kitchen Hours: 11:30am-10pm 11:30am-11pm Friday & Saturday HAPPY HOUR 3-6pm Daily & All Day Sunday

3729 Bayshore Road Nor th Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5WestPub.com

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Here’s what the EZ team had for dinner this week

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very week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general vibe. Where We Ate: The Boiler Room at Congress Hall. The occasion: Sometimes, you just need pizza and wine. The celebrity sighting: We have it on good authority that Candace Bushnell, author of Sex and the City, once (or maybe twice or more) danced the night away until 2am in the Boiler Room. The vibe: Cozy industrial chic. This underground pizzeria boasts mood lighting, exposed brick, metal tables and live music. The farm: Beach Plum! Just a couple of miles away, this 62acre stretch of land in West Cape May provides produce (including those excellent sauce tomatoes) for the Boiler Room and other Cape Resorts restaurants. The app: It’s physically impossible for us to come here without ordering meatballs. And they never disappoint. The meal: We ordered the sopressata and capicola pie, which comes with fig jam, rosemary, red onion, goat cheese, mozzarella and aged balsamic. Yes, it’s as good as it sounds. We also split an anchovy pie. The joke: Why did the hipster burn his mouth on Boiler Room pizza? He ate it before it was cool. (Sorry… too cheesy?). The dessert: Another pizza with house-made pepperoni and jalapeno cream sauce. Don’t judge us! We also got the fresh seasonal farm salad to up the health factor. The crust: Thin, but not too thin. Pillowy yet crispy. We know, we don’t understand how that’s possible, either. The run-in: Tracey and Jeff Martin. Tracey works at Cape Resorts as an executive assistant, while Jeff teaches science at Lower Cape May Regional High School. They also have Aqua Trails kayaking business. And, apparently, good taste in pizza. The conversation: Finishing up the latest Exit Zero color issue, out soon! The consensus: Trust us on those meatballs, Candace!


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Romantic Seaside Getaway 9 Lux�r� Guest Rooms

$40 EARLY SEATING PRIX FIXE Offered Sunday - Friday 5:00-5:30 pm *Excluding Holiday Weekends*

OPEN NIGHTLY AT 5:00 PM 1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090 WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM


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Jake, Karlie, Krystle

Sean, Nick

Frank, Tami, Jesse

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Julia, Chris

Anthony and Diana Maresco

Mark and Rita Torres

Isy, Mauro

Birthday girl Jennifer Milano, Pamela Brockman

Susan, Amanda

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape May’s original farm-to-table

Uncle Bill’s And FAMILY RESTAURANT

Pumpkin pancakes are back! Made from Scratch... Made with Love Open Wed - Sun @ 5pm... Please Call to Book 609-884-5882

104 JACKSON STREET

Open 6:30am weekends 7:00pm weekdays BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY


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10/5: Around 10pm In The Boiler Room

Deb Cummings bridal shower PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

HISTORIC COLD SPRING VILLAGE GHOST WALKS Saturdays, October 12 th and 19 th at 8pm! Free Entry & Parking For Brewery Gift Cards and Growlers Available!

Please check Facebook for Brewery Hours and Information

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum

733 S eaShore r oad , C ape M ay , NJ


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fun things to do at...

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Bartender Of The Week

daily tastings & flights * tapas kitchen open daily * flights pairing * sundays& bites at 11am * online reservations required

to Wines Tour * Vines Saturdays at 2PM online reservations required

This week, Sandy Salasin from Elaine’s is up. How long have you been bartending? Three years. Favorite drink to make? I like making margaritas because I make them the way I drink them, really good! What’s your bartending pet peeve? When customers say “don’t worry I’ll take care of you.” It’s the kiss of death and usually leads to a bad tip. Dream job? I love bartending, I had my dream job as a flight attendant, but I prefer this!

Beer Of The Week

columbus day weekend *music: friday, saturday & sunday.

21 + happy hour * fridays 5-8pm with

live music & specials sorry: no outside food or beverage

609-884-1169

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May

CapeMayWinery.com

Cape May Brewing Co Ties the Room Together White Cream Stout - ABV: 8.5% If Gary the bartender had accidentally mixed The Dude’s Caucasian with his oat sodas, this would be the result: a White Russian-inspired cream ale with coffee beans, cocoa nibs, lactose, and vanilla. Like The Dude, Ties the Room Together abides, but that’s just, like, our opinion, man.

ENTER THE CLIPART CONTEST We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.us (put CLIPART CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by October 17. Random winner will receive a $10 Exit Zero Filling Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Friday. Here’s the exact size of the image. Happy hunting!


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10/5: Around 10pm In The Boiler Room PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week? Advertise in EZ!

Boiler Room crew

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.us

FALL INTO YOUR

FAVORITE BREWS Barb, Evelyn, Mick

SUNSET LIQUORS Sunset & broadway

10-10 days a week 609-435-5052 10-10seven mon-sat & 12-10 sun •§609-435-5052

Darko, Ines, Bobby, Frezel


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$10 ADMISSION & LIMITED STEIN

UNDER 21 & DESIGNATED DRIVER ADMISSION = FREE

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open daily am pm 9 -10:00 + EZ Hour! 3-5 daily: 20% off food bill! FUN BREAKFAST & LUNCH DISHES

GREAT BURGERS &

CURRIES FOR DINNER

COOL COCKTAILS & LOCAL DRAFTS!

AND DON’T MISS OUR GREAT VALUE THEME NIGHTS...

mango monday

rocktown tuesday

pump day wednesday

nauti thursday

$5 specialty cocktails plus mango burger and hot dog. It’s our fun day!

great tunes from terry & bill plus wickedly good $5 vodka cocktails.

enjoy five drafts from cape may brewing company at $5 per pint.

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Undertow

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Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence

t was a music-filled week here at Undertow Central (located in beautiful downtown Erma), so I’ll focus on that instead of my incredibly sore throat because, honestly, even I’m getting tired of my complaining. (But it hurts…) Apparently everyone in Cape May except for me and Tim Joyce knew that me and Tim were moving from Sundays to Fridays at the Rusty Nail, so… you can catch O’Brien & Joyce this Friday at the Rusty Nail, 8-12! This will mark the end of our 2019 summer residency playing the Nail, which any working Cape May musician will tell you is a fabulous venue. We hope to return in 2020 and keep an eye out for some possible Brown Room gigs this winter. And, uh, actually this Friday will be me and Al Olivero. But, you know… Began a new Tuesday night venture at Exit Zero Filling Station with guitarist Bill Caterini. Astute, longtime readers may recall that Bill and I partnered for several years in the early 10s, during my Morey’s Piers Period. (Did that actually happen?) Anyway, Tuesdays at EZFS are Rocktown Tuesdays

(brought to you by Rocktown Vodka) with Rocktown drink specials (brought to you by Rocktown Vodka) and live music (brought to you by Rocktown Vodka). Bill and I play a quirkier, more alternative brand of music which seemed a nice fit for this quirky, alternative vodka (brought to you by Rocktown Vodka). See you there, 5-9! Rocktown Tuesday is one of four theme nights at EZFS. There’s Mango Monday featuring mango-inspired food and drink. Pump Day Wednesday, all Cape May Brewing Co. draft beers $5. And Nauti Thursday,

featuring specialty drinks cooked up by our mixologists using Nauti Spirits, um, spirits. (Some weeks I’m creative, other weeks I’m tired.) Tim and I had another fun night at EZFS on Saturday where we were joined on multiple occasions by Charlotte from Philly. Charlotte is about eight, sings pretty well, plays a mean shaker egg and TOTALLY BELIEVED the white floor tiles were lava. Starting next Friday (10/18), we’ll be there every Friday AND Saturday (for the most part) for the rest of the year and the rest of eternity or until I die or until the nights start losing money or whatever comes first! So, if you’re keeping score at home, that’s three nights a week Exit Zero Filling Station is employing my voice to compliment your drinks and curries. My Beatles tribute band, Love Me Dudes, played a gig at Leisure Knoll (a 55+ housing community) in Manchester, NJ last Friday. Where is Manchester? I don’t know, other than 1o minutes off exit 83 on the Parkway. Other than the PA not working properly and


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Schooner & Raw Bar open daily

Daily @ 5pm closed mon + tue mayerstavern.com

saturday 10/12

Cape May Diamonds 6-9

Call us to book your holiday party!

FOOD & DRINK

no one knowing how to make it work properly and having to rig up a sound system using bubble gum and chicken wire (should have called ourselves The Macgyvers), it was a wonderful show for an auditorium full of people who were in their teens and 20s when the lads changed the world. And there’s just nothing quite like closing a show with 250+ people drowning you out on “Hey, Jude”. That gig brought an end to the tenure of back-up vocalist Rachel Husta, which closely followed the departure of guitarist Herb Moore. I cannot thank them enough for their contributions to the band. While I don’t think there’s any way to significantly improve a band after such losses, we are excited to move forward with Maddie Hogan and Barry Siegfried filling those roles. Sorry, Matt Lucerne, but EZFS bartender Shannon Demirel is my new best friend. Why? Because I showed up for work and she said, “Oh my god! You’re so skinny!” I would now carry her to the fires on Mount Doom. Cape May’s most famous Birding Weirdo, Tom “Big Sexy” Johnson, brought a flock of ladies, or should I say, birds (god, I’m clever), in for dinner the other night. Tom leads birding expeditions into the mountains of Cape May, hoping for a glimpse of the elusive Red-Crested Warbler. (I’m sorry, I don’t get birding. Do you, like, catch them and eat them?) It was a very nice group, who went through their Bird Kill Sheets (I guess?) while they pecked (HA!) at their curries. I’d say more, but I gotta save a few of these for next time he comes in. (And thank you for the gratuity on top of the gratuity, Tom!) Tuesday night we served something of a Cape May Bartenders Hall of Fame dinner, with a table led by Tommy Caruso and Katie Repici, and dotted with mixology luminaries like Liam Miller, Emir Santos and Jaime Saporito from the Rusty Nail, and served by fellow legend Tish Roussos. I can’t

October 10, 2019 say much more, lest I never get served another cocktail in Cape May, but suffice to say, some imbibements were imbibed, some shots shot, some bread broken. And, knowing them, probably an 85% tip. If you enjoy the iconic ‘Spout Off’ in the Cape May County Herald but find there’s just not enough unearned moral superiority and humorless scoldery, but also wish it could last all day every day, my friends do I have a place for you! See, there’s this Facebook page called Cool Cape May, an “exclusive” club of 41,000 who like to sniff their own farts. (Not all 41k, but enough to require a digital Green New Deal.) I usually stream music on YouTube when I’m out on my delivery route every Wednesday night/Thursday morning. But this week my phone was dead because somebody (my wife) can’t seem to hang onto a charger for more than two days before losing/breaking it then takes mine because why not? Anyway, tuned in to 101.5 WCFA-LP and caught the end of Rick Ferrante and Sandy McCullough’s show where they played “Captain Jack” and “Pressure” by Billy Joel. This was followed by Ray Crew’s show where he played “Where’s the Orchestra” and “Temptation”, two Billy deep cuts, and I suddenly became very worried that Billy had died and nobody told me. Nope! Just some radio guys playing great songs. Hmmm… maybe I should get me a show on there. They have also, naturally, been playing a lot of Roy Baker shows. And the more I hear, the more I wish I knew him better. Lastly this week, you are cordially invited to join me and my Billy Joel tribute, The Strangers, at Carney’s on Sunday night at 7 for an evening of music from America’s premier pop composer. These shows are always a lot of fun and I can just about guarantee we’re going to play a few songs that make you go, “Man, I forgot all about this one!” ’Til next week, don’t get caught in The Undertow.


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Stan Lopacinski, Elaine and Sean Geraghty, Steve Karwowski and crew PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

BREAKFAST,

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• $2.22 Breakfast

2 eggs, 2 pancakes, 2 bacon 7:30-9:30 Everyday

• Mimosas in the Morning

Enjoy a Mimosa or Bloody Mary with your breakfast.

Join us for dinner...

Traditional steaks, prime rib, local seafood, award-winning wings plus a selection of vegetarian & gluten-free dishes

• Wine Spectator Award of Excellence ~ 11 years in a row! • Jersey Crafts on tap HAPPY HOUR~MONDAY-FRIDAY 4 to 6

Dinner ~ 4 to 9 pm Daily • Late Night Bar till 11pm Every Day

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE

Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey

609-889-2000 • www.riostation.com


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Mike and Alexis Nilsen

Jack, Ivana

Kristen, Loren

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Snack While You Shop Stay energized during shopping marathons with a treat from the Beach Plum Bakery & Café located inside West End Garage. Featuring La Colombe Coffee products and homemade doughnuts. HOURS:

Café: Monday - Thursday 8am-2pm Friday - Sunday 8am-4pm Shopping: Thursday - Saturday 10am-6pm Sunday - Wednesday 10am-5pm antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods 609. 770. 8 2 6 1

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Shilpa Ray, Natalie Halamar, Jaymin Patel, Abiye Tiner

LAST WEEKEND

OF THE YEAR!

Amanda, Ethan

Crab House: Thu-Sun @ 11:30 2 Mile: Fri-Sun @ 4:00

Come help us celebrate the finale to another great season... thank you! 1 FISH DOCK ROAD, WILDWOOD CREST (at the base of the Wildwood Crest Bridge)

609.522.1341 • twomilelanding.com

Oscar and Vanesa Lazo


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Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

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FULL BAR

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

D

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BYOB

YES

NO

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YES

YES

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555 www.innofcapemay.com

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the beach. Enjoy a cocktail on their lovely porch as you watch people go by.

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-6332 www.bellavidacafe.com

There are lots of homemade selections, with plenty of vegan and vegetarian items as well as belly-filling options for carnivores.

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-0100 www.blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine with some good early bird specials.

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a choice of indoor and outdoor dining.

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THE BOILER ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8421 www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven pizza with draft beers.

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$10-$16 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

THE BROWN ROOM 200 Congress Place, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.caperesorts.com/brownroom

Congress Hall’s lounge just got a very groovy, very sexy renovation. The bar has been enlarged (and moved) and there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.

Bar Menu and Cocktails

Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

NO

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CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

By day it’s a family-friendly restaurant with open windows that allow the ocean breezes in. By night it’s one of the liveliest spots in town with great live bands and a fun crowd.

B, L, D

$13-$27 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

b H

CAPE MAY BREWING CO. 1288 Hornet Road, Rio Grande (609) 849-9933 www.capemaybrewery.com

The first microbrewery at the Jersey Shore keeps going from strength to strength, winning awards for their growing selection of beers. Visit the taproom for a fun way to experience their selections.

Brewery

$5-$11 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

NO

CARRIAGE HOUSE 1048 Washington Street, Physick Estate (609) 884-5404 www.capemaymac.org

Located at the famous Emlen Physick Estate, the Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L

$12-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 400 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 770-8559 www.delaneyscapemay.com

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat pies have been receiving rave reviews.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5700 www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar for a quintessential Cape May dining experience.

D

$28-$38 V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

NO

u

E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials.

B, L, D

$15-$38 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

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B, L, D

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Savor the Season Open Nightly For Dinner

From the relaxing front porch, to the classically comfortable bar and lounge with live piano music on weekends, The Ebbitt Room is strongly rooted in a farm-to-table, farm-to-glass dining philosophy featuring the freshest ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm. Half-priced beer and wine by the glass, Monday - Friday, 4pm - 6pm. Early Dining Menu, Sunday - Friday, 5pm-6:30pm, 3 Course Prix Fixe $35+

Reservations 609.884.5700 | EbbittRoom.com | 25 Jackson Street

• Open Nightly • Piano Friday - Saturday Nights • Complimentary Valet Parking • Edible Jersey Local Heroes 2019 • Wine Specator Award of Excellence 2019


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EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May (609) 770-8479

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun American dishes, too and great burgers. If we do say so, the breakfast and lunch items are bangin’!

5 WEST PUB 3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-7000 www.5westpub.com

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s. Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.

HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, good food, regular entertainment, and the views are spectacular.

HARPOONS ON THE BAY Beach Drive and Browning, N. Cape May (609) 886-5529 www.harpoonsonthebay.com

Famous for its sunsets, there’s no better place to sip on a cocktail while watching that fading orange glow. Great place for a family get-together. Dog-friendly on patio and at umbrella tables.

L, D

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FULL BAR

NO

YES

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HARRY’S OCEAN BAR & GRILLE Madison & Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 88-HARRY www.harryscapemay.com

Beautifully renovated with a new indoor/outdoor bar. Breezes straight off the Atlantic, and a relaxed, vibe with fine comfort food, and a great selection of draught beers.

B, L, D

$8-$24 Cards: V, MC, D, AE

FULL BAR

YES

YES

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IRON PIER CRAFT HOUSE 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

Remember Martini Beach, located above Cabanas on Beach and Decatur? Well, Iron Pier is the new game in town. Same owners, but a new menu, great new beer list, and the decor got a spruce-up, too!

D

$20-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

H

THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape May experience.

B, L, D

$5-$48.50 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

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LOUISA’S CAFÉ 104 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5882

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy. Nearly 40 years later, they’re maintaining that culinary excellence. Fresh ingredients, good food.

D

$20-$25 Cash Only

BYOB

YES

NO

H

LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, Cape May 609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.

L, D

$6-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

u b H

MAYER’S TAVERN 894 3rd Avenue, Cape May (609) 435-5078 www.mayerstavern.com

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened last year, with a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman family. But the character remains, along with those fried scallops.

D

$15-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

u b H

MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, Cape May (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Listen to live piano music as you eat, or linger over cocktails at the classic bar.

D

$10-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H U

OCEAN VIEW Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

u b H

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OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-2111 www.oysterbayrestaurant.com

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic, generous dishes.

PETER SHIELDS INN 1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu and excellent wine list matches it all the way.

QUINCY’S ORIGINAL LOBSTER ROLLS 709 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 600-3571 www.quincysoriginal.com RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

Quincy’s serve great rolls, with generous servings of Maine lobster, plus there are loads of non-lobster choices for kids. While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.

Meals Served

Price Of Entrées

Bar Or BYOB?

Should I Food For Other Book? Kids? Details

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$12-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

D

$22-$39 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

YES

NO

H

L, D

$3.95$13.95 Cards: V, MC, AE,D

N/A

NO

YES

b H U

B, L, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

B, L, D

$10-$19 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

u b H U

B, L, D

$27-$42 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

BYOB

YES

YES

b U

RUSTY NAIL 205 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-0017 www.caperesorts.com/rusty-nail SEASALT 1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-7000 www.seasaltcapemay.com

Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic Rusty Nail is the place to be for a uniquely Cape May experience. And they even have non-alcoholic brew and menu items for dogs! Black wood and granite tables, mother-of-pearl barfront, river rock decor... the vibe is as cool as the food is delicious. On nice days, try for a seat on the oceanfront porch.

TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.

B, L, D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFÉ 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies, as well as healthy and tasty lunch options.

B, L

$1-$7 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

NO

NO

YES

u b H U

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live entertainment.

L, D

$12-$25 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

NO

YES

b H

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach views — and dine with your dog if the weather is nice.

B, L

$4-$9 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

u b H U

UNION PARK Beach Avenue and Howard Street (609) 884-8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly magazine. Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.

D

$18-$35 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

u b H

D

$18-$34 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

u b H

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FOOTBALL SUNDAYS COME WATCH THE GAMES WITH US!

ENTERTAINMENT Head to the ‘Nail this football season for Pigs and Pigskins! Grab a cold beer or cocktail at either our patio or inside bar and watch the big game on one of our nine HDTVs. On game days we’ll be serving up delicious food and drink specials.

Open Daily (Weekends after Columbus Day) Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner | Open through December 205 BEACH AVENUE RUSTYNAILCAPEMAY.COM #THERUSTYNAIL

Thu

Gregg Caprenter

4:00pm

Fri

Aaron Burgos Duo

4:00pm

Fri

Terry and Al

8:00pm

Sat

HoneyHawks

4:00pm

Sat

Wet Bandits

8:00pm

Sun

Don Evans Trio

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Photobomber, Sydne, Chris

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Joe

Canal’s OF CAPE MAY

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet Splits for BYOB!

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY 609-884-7676 & RIO GRANDE AT 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH 609-886-9786


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Erik, Josh, Eddie, Casey

LIVE AT HARPOONS THIS WEEK Friday Mark Fisher 6-10 Saturday Jazz Night at HoTB with The Greg Farnese Trio 6-10 Sunday NFL Football with $2 Miller Lite Drafts & Food Specials during Eagles/Vikings Game

« 4th Annual Oktoberfest: Sat, Oct 19 Authentic German Food, Music und Bier! NYC’s favorite German Party Band 4:00-8:00

Laura, Danielle, Edwin, John

The Bratwurst Boys

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May 609-886-5529 OPENING HOURS

Thru October 27

Fri 3:00-9:00 Sat 12:00-9:00 Sun 12:00-8:00

HAPPY HOUR! 3-6pm Fridays

L. Farrell, A.Kirk, A.Ladhar, L.Cosgrave


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The Original

FUDGE KITCHEN

Autumn Is In Full Swing ALONG WITH PUMPKIN PIE FUDGE & PUMPKIN PIE ICE CREAM!

Whipped Creamy Fudge & Premium Chocolates Saltwater Taffy & Homemade Caramel Corn Hand-Dipped Ice Cream & More! OPEN EVERY DAY IN CAPE MAY Washington Street Mall and the Promenade

toll-free @ 1-800-23-FUDGE ï‚« online @ www.FudgeKitchens.com


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K I C K- O F F YO U R W E E K E N D Watch the game with sound at the Boiler Room, where locals dine on made-to-order pizza, cold beers, and more, featuring fresh ingredients from our very own Beach Plum Farm. OPEN MONDAY - FRIDAY FROM 5PM • SATURDAY & SUNDAY FROM NOON 12 HDTVS FEATURING SPORTS • BEER & COCKTAILS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT • HALF PRICE WINE - TUESDAY NIGHTS

BOILERROOMCAPEMAY.COM LUNCH, DINNER, LATE-NIGHT MENUS AND TAKEOUT | 609.884.6507 | 200 CONGRESS PLACE


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A Christmas Parade Fundraising Dinner!

t a e r g y l i k o o p s A ! g n i t a e f o t h g i n y Music • Costumed Scar d Servers • Great Foo For A Great Cause! y monda pm

9 4 • 8 2 r e b o t c O 79 4 8 0 7 7 609

$20!

3-course meal only Curries & Burgers Available

Reservations strongly recommended. But walk-ins are welcome! 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May


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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

have great news for dog lovers, and good news for everyone else. Next week’s Exit Zero (this very rag, which has the highest audited circulation of ANY newspaper in American history) will have a free dog in it, for every reader. And we don’t just mean a voucher for a dog. When we say “every reader gets a dog”, then every reader gets a dog, irrespective of that reader’s wish or ability to have a canine companion. What’s that you say? You need a service dog? No problem: every dog will come with a little waistcoat, which will have stitched on it, “It’s none of your business why the human on the other end of the leash needs me, all right?” I can hear you say, how can a dog fit in a newspaper? Well, of course, that would be silly. No, every dog will come with a newspaper in its mouth, like those dogs from cartoons about small town American life. Of course, our experiments to have Young Albert go and fetch a newspaper from the calloused hand of the brute who owns this majestic organ, were failures. Albert – like all Yorkshire Terriers – is only loosely connected with reality, and

consumes newspapers. In order to read them, one has to get at his poop with tweezers and a magnifier, and assemble all of the tiny letters. And only this very column, which you are reading with slack jaw and eyes blurred from tears of hilarity, is worth the effort. So here’s the even better news, along with a brief and not exactly accurate account of how the contest came about. I had decided to adopt a dog in need, remotely, whereby one can feel better about oneself for a very small dollar amount, and no need to actually DO

anything. Except my Mount Blanc fountain pen smudged a little in the liquid gold I always use (to convey my importance and classiness) and instead of pledging cash, I ticked the box offering to adopt an actual animal. And instead of one, I wrote 3,400. And damn my eyes if the offer isn’t refundable. And the even better news? The dogs are all pit bulls. That’s right, those adorable 150lb piles of muscle with wide smiles and rather more intelligence than a pickup truck full of Wildwooders. Worry not, though: every dog has been fitted with a charming bandana and a new name that suggests old-style values and endless patience. Each one will come with a handwritten tag in first person, suggesting that the dog wrote it. “I love humans, but fly into a rage when I see a balloon or a cloud”, was just one of the endearing little messages I saw. “Don’t touch my ears,” read another. And for those of you reading over a neighbor’s shoulder, smirking, worry not: your pit bull will be in the mailbox when you get home.


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Mike, Connie

Evan, Jess, Nick, Rikki, Rianna, Justin, Jake

Katie Slenker, Alex Biehl

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ARDEN’S KIDS GIFTS & CLOTHING

Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler we install watch batteries

OPEN YEAR ROUND Washington Common, Cape May 609-884-8643 l lynnardens.com

510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489 trinketscapemay.com


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Jennifer Cooper’s bridal shower PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Cape May Linen Outlet

109 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May OPEN DAILY! Sun - Thu 10 - 4 l Fri & Sat 10 - 5

Down Alternative Blankets

100% Cotton, 230 Thread Count, High Quality Down Alt Fiber Twin $59.95 Full/Queen $69.95 King $79.95

Also available in Down Alternative Comforters: $20 higher, each size

OCTOBER SPECIAL: Take 30% Off Chair Pads, Wicker & Setee Size Pads Through 10/31/19! 609-884-3630

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Celebrating 60 PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

MaryAnn’s CONTEMPORARY

& ESTATE JEWELRY

14k Yellow Gold Diamond & Enamel Dangle Necklace, 14k Yellow Gold Diamond Ring 511 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, CAPE MAY (next to fudge kitchen) • (609) 898-8786 Also at 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede • (856) 939-0230

Fall Into Style With our ponchos, sweaters and jackets, you can look like a fashionista... without breaking your piggy bank

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Cape May’s 47th Annual

Victorian Weekend

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October 10- 14 House Tours Trolley Tours Food & Wine Events Murder Mystery Dinners Crafts & Collectibles Show Ghost Tours & More!

Lynsey, Nicole, Kathy

New Events:

Taste of Cape May Kitchen Tour Oct 12 | 11am-3pm | $30

The Art of Dining

Oct 13 | 2pm | $40 (Limited to 22 people)

Lessons of History DistinguisHeD Lecture series

Blair, Katherine, Sharon

Roosevelt & Churchill:

The Friendship that Saved the World Speaker: Lee Pollock

Sunday, Oct. 13: 5pm Cape May Convention Hall

General Admission $40 | Students $15 (Both prices include Meet the Speaker Reception)

Sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC) For full schedule, tickets and downloadable brochure, visit our website 609-884-5404 • www.capemaymac.org

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Katie Repici, Billy Scott

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• JOHNNY WAS • MICHAEL STARS • VELVET • AG • RAILS • CP SHADES •

make your own

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Estate Jewelry & Women’s Boutique

THE PINK HOUSE ON THE MALL @ 33 Perry Street @ 302 Washington John G., Giovanna

Open DAILY @ 10 victoriousincapemay.com

XIRENA • SANCTUARY • WILT • FABRIZZIO GIANNI • MAVI • XCVI • BELL • BIYA • VELVET

10/5: Around 9pm At The Rusty Nail

• MICHAEL STARS • CP SHADES • EQUESTRIAN • TOM MANN • STAR MELA • STARK X

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Raw Local & world honey Clean, natural Face & body care

Pure beeswax candles Tasting bar: 40+ varieties

Fall Allergies? Come get your Cape May Wildflower Honey! open every day

135 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May [ across from exit zero ] 609-425-6434 Âť capemayhoneyfarm.com


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The Activity Column

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, pumpkins and Poe

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’m surprised to find a dearth of pumpkins in the works of Edgar Allan Poe, that godfather of goth. Preparing a lesson on the perfect poet for October, I thought I’d find pumpkin imagery aplenty. Pumpkins are rich in symbolism, standing in for the world, for pregnancy and motherhood, and for prosperity. Pumpkins are also associated with travel, as with Cinderella, and with survival, as in a Noah’s Ark-like legend in which the ark is a giant pumpkin. Dreaming of a jack-o-lantern suggests you should be wary of a false friend. Why didn’t Poe use them? An orphan who also lost his adoptive mother, Poe wrote beautiful poems about mourning and death. In “Ulalume,” as the narrator strolls to a graveyard on a “night in the lonesome October,” he passes “crisp leaves” but no pumpkins. There’s no mention of pumpkins among the rotting reeds and trunks surrounding the House of Usher, and no mention of pumpkin spice enhancing that cask of Amontillado. Had Poe not succumbed to illness — “phrentis” or alcoholism or syphillis or flu or poisoning or a brain tumor or

Hats

Tees

Tanks

some other appropriately mysterious cause — at age 40, perhaps he would have found time to include the famous Halloween symbol in his work. Pumpkins grew near each of Poe’s many homes and were a traditional American food. Native Americans made a sort of vegan jerky out of pumpkin, drying strips of the nutrient-rich squash. Pumpkin helped stave off scurvy when food was scarce, and farm families relied upon it to feed humans and animals, especially in late winter. Early-American cookbooks included recipes for pumpkin, including something akin to a crustless pie, but no one was celebrating the golden gourd

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Hoodies

— you would have been hard pressed to find Colonial influencers celebrating the return of pumpkin season. Pumpkin was a boring staple, and by the time Poe was writing, it was a food associated with poor people. Perhaps Poe considered pumpkin too pedestrian to mention. Don’t let Poe’s neglect deter you from enjoying pumpkin season. Find your fill of pumpkins along Scarecrow Alley from October 11 to November 3 at the Emlen Physick Estate. Admission is free. Paint a pumpkin at Congress Hall’s Fall Festival on October 19 from 12 to 6 and pose for your Instagram account in front of a pumpkin-filled hay wagon. Then, get spooky with Poe by Candlelight at the East Lynne Theater Company at 8:00 (admission $12), and cap off the night with a pumpkin-themed toast at the Merion Inn. On Sunday, October 20 at noon, watch all the cute little pumpkins in town march in the Cape May Halloween Parade along Washington Street. Prizes will be awarded at the Emlen Physick Estate at the end of the parade. Registration is free.

Zip-Ups

Jewelry

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2019 Paddle Out Tee $10 from every sale benefits the Lt. Andy Boyt Memorial Fund, a 501(c)(3) that supports the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation and ndividuals in Cape May that need assistance. Short Sleeve and Long Sleeve Available Sizes: S-XXXL The Paddle Out is Monday, October 14 at noon at Steger’s Beach!

130 Park Boulevard • 609-884-2760 • theflyingfishstudio.com


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Just for Laughs

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Too Early for Christmas?

NOT SO! Especially for buying weird stocking stuffers!

Joe, Kathy

Bacon, Pickle & Mac n Cheese Candy Canes in Stock. 504 WASHINGTON STREET MALL 609-884-5466 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM

Dan Barry

Cape May’s Fragrance Blending Bar Since 1994 OPEN ALL YEAR 318 Washington Street Mall CAPE MAY 609-884-9234

bathtimecapemay.com

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Heather, Matt

Kay, Dejan

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Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week? Advertise in EZ!

Shannon, Jay

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.us

Not Your Grandmother’s Jewelry!

Cape May’s Landmark Jeweler

Mitch, Eric, Nancy, Amy, Ruth

407 Washington Street Mall • (609) 884-0334 • HenrysCM.com

Cape May's exclusive Pandora retailer

CROSSWORD SOLUTION

Tori, Kathy, Mike, Jules, Coach

ACROSS 4. Farm 5. October 8. Pie 9. Patch 11. Beer 12. Thanksgiving 18. Pulp 19. Jack Skellington 21. Autumn

22. Charlie Brown 23. Seeds 24. Coffee

DOWN 1. Harvest 2. Smashing Pumpkins 3. Headless Horseman 6. Carve 7. Picking 10. Jack-O-Lantern 13. Gourd

14. Vine 15. Cinderella 16. Spice 17. Halloween 20. Orange 23. Stem


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AVIATION MUSEUM AT THE

CAPE MAY AIRPORT

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Interactive Family Fun... Rain or Shine!

Arielle Krebs, Suzanne Krebs, Mitchel, David and Denise

• Climb a real air-traffic control tower! • Sit in the cockpit! • Learn about a variety of aircraft • Coast Guard & 9/11 exhibit area

Come See the New Hellcat! Ask about an Annual Membership!

Lee, Marvin, Chris, Rose

(Photo Courtesy of BeauRidge Photography)

Open Daily 9am-5pm

(609) 886-8787

500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport

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BODNAR’S AUCTION

1st Annual Bodnar’s at the Jersey Shore Auction Event

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24: CAPE MAY CONVENTION HALL

Sale Day Doors Open 9:00am — Hidden Treasures Presentation & Appraisals at 9:30am AUCTION WILL BEGIN AT 12 NOON Large Collection Of Nautical Items! Nice Copper Boat Weathervane & Other Quality Rare Nautical Items Listed Artist Ship Paintings Estate Collection Of Vintage Advertising Huge Selection Of Quality 18th & 19th Century Furniture Spool Cabinets & Country Primitives Estate Jewelry In Sterling, 14k & 18k Gold Collection Of Gold Coins Quality Glassware, Porcelain & Decorative Arts Quality 19th & 20th Century Listed Art From Many New Jersey & Pennsylvania Artists

Antique Appraise-A-Thon benefitting the Community Food Closet of Cape May! We will be evaluating Antiques, Collectibles, Art, Jewelry, Toys, Dolls, Trains, Sterling Silver, Furniture, Glassware and anything else you can think of! Find out if you have a Hidden Treasure lurking on your shelf! See what’s hot in the auction industry. The event is open to the public for free with the lecture & auction. Appraisals will be $10 each and are limited to the first 100 tickets sold. CALL TOLL-FREE ON 866-349-7378

More Than 500 Lots Will Be Offered — Full Details On BODNARSAUCTION.COM


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The Movie Column By Jacquie Sims, guest columnist

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all this movie #metoofightsback. Hustlers tells the story of a group of strip club dancers fed up with their working conditions. The place has turned seedy, and when it comes to the clientele they’re getting short changed. But these women are capitalists. They take back the power. Jennifer Lopez plays Ramona, a celebrity on the strip circuit. Lopez is amazing as a performer; she has raw talent and core strength... especially on the pole! That’s pretty difficult to pull off at any age — but particularly at 50. She had the best body in the movie. Go, J Lo! The women start a business rolling clients the old fashioned way — by running up big tabs, getting them way drunk, and swiping their credit cards. Was it fraud? Umm, yes. Are the guys are too embarrassed to report the women to police? That’s part of the plan. These business owners mostly took advantage of the rich — but they made mistakes that cost them. In the end, will justice be served?

Constance Wu plays Destiny, a young dancer Ramona befriends. You feel Destiny more than the other characters, her emotions, her depth with struggles and courage to follow her conscious. There are several celebrities in the film as well, but were they utilized fully? Cardi B essentially seems to play herself as far as one could imagine her to be off screen. Lizzo has a small part. There is already Oscar buzz about Lopez’s performance. For me, she should have been nominated for her role as lead in Selena (1997)

for which she was nominated for a Golden Globe. This movie was interesting. It was entertaining. I wanted this movie to be better, maybe even worthy of Oscar, but in the end it didn’t resonate that way for me. The dancing was compelling, but it didn’t make me think about it over and over. So many other films I’ve seen recently still resonate: Phantom Thread (2017), that quirky couple was so real, it was surreal; The Biggest Little Farm (2018), with a life circle as big as the changing seasons; even Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), filled with genuine intergalactic diversity. The dance performances were provocative and the story moved along. There was enough entertainment to make sure you didn’t feel swindled by these hustlers. On October 19, 6pm, West Cape May Borough Hall hosts a screening of Free Solo. The solo climb of 3,200 foot El Capitan in Yosemite by Alex Honnold is chronicled in this Oscar-winning documentary. Visit www.newnjstatefilmfestival.com for details.

PRINTING • BASKETRY • ICE CREAM • BLACKSMITHING • FARM ANIMALS • CHILDRENS’ CRAFTS HISTORIC COLD SPRING VILLAGE GHOST WALKS

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FREE ADMISSION, please bring a non-perishable food item! Enjoy pumpkin painting & games. Crafters will sell their wares.Vendors will be selling hot dogs, funnel cake, and other snacks. Visit a haunted house at the Corson Gandy Barn. Hop on a fall hayride. Presented by the Lower Township Rotary Club! 720 Route 9, Cape May (609) 898-2300

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The Quicky Horoscopes Your near future in two sentences by Lady Diane

Books... Your Beach Buddy

Cape Atlantic Book Company OPEN @ 10am

City Centre Mall 2nd floor Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 846-7688 capeatlanticbookco.com

PATRICIA JACKSON

Jewelers

Creators of Cape May and Exit 0 Charms! FRIDAY, SATURDAY, MONDAY 11-6 + SUNDAY 12-5 Custom work in platinum, 18k & 14k gold or sterling silver is our specialty only on - premises jewelers in the area

414 Bank Street • 884-0323 • patjacksonjewelers.com

ARIES: You will hear that Exit Zero’s new fall cocktail menu will be available this weekend. You will get to the bar for a Harvest Manhattan stat. TAURUS: You will buy a new car and, inspired by the Race of Gentlemen, will drag race it on Beach Avenue. You will get arrested. GEMINI: You will play a game of frisbee in Rotary Park. The frisbee will get caught in a tree, which will disturb a migrating raptor, who will land on the head of a nearby woman, who will demand that you pay to get her hair fixed at Artizan Salon, which, lucky for you, is reasonably priced. CANCER: You will get your flu shot because you are a smart person concerned about the health of the young and elderly people in your orbit. You will forget to take off your pirate bandaid before a hot date with your crush, but your crush will find it endearing. LEO: You will go apple picking with friends. These friends will abandon you after your fourth pun about this a-peeling activity, even after you apple-ogize. VIRGO: You will go for a walk in Cape May Point State Park, where you will encounter a white-tailed deer who leads you to a secret, sparkling pond full of magical trolls eating takeout from Nick Filet. LIBRA: You will attend the Nauti Harvest Fall Festival. You will embarrass yourself in pumpkin bowling, but you will kick butt in the corn maze. SCORPIO: In honor of Victorian Weekend, you will sport a full-skirted dress with bonnet hat and lace-up boots. You will begin referring to your hands as “daddles” and asking people if you can “do the bear”. SAGITTARIUS: You will buy a drone and attempt to take aerial photos of the Cape May peninsula. You will accidentally fly it into the water tower where it will spontaneously combust (the drone, not the water tower). CAPRICORN: You will attend Hawktoberfest at Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery this weekend. You will indulge in the offerings of so many food trucks you will black out into a food coma and not remember dancing on stage with Chris GS and the Ramble. AQUARIUS: You will adopt a dog from Cape May County Animal Shelter. You will name him Ryan Fleacrest. PISCES: You will get lost in the woods behind Higbee Beach, where you will be forced to survive on leaves and berries. You will build a shelter out of sticks and learn to commune with coyotes.


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The Answer Lady

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he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero. us. Or, simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate the wisdom herein. Dear Answer Lady My sister and I hosted a dinner party for my parents’ 25th anniversary last weekend. I’m an artist so I centered the table setting around a color theme. I asked my sister not to bring any serving dishes and if she did to make sure they were white because the tablecloth was red-checkered. My parents met at a church picnic and everything was centered around that theme. Which my sister knew. I also told her the food was taken care of, especially the potato salad which my father is most particular about. She showed up with purple serving bowls, one of which was filled with store-bought potato salad which she ceremoniously plopped down in the middle of table with no regard to table design, which was hung next to the table. How long in my life am I going to be tormented his way? I told my

Wise answers to perplexing questions

husband I would refuse to ever host another affair like this again. He says I’m making a drama about nothing. Do you think it’s nothing? — Hassled Hostess Dear Hassled You really need to stop and smell the salt air, not to mention pay a visit to Hawk Haven Winery. Down a couple of sangrias. Enjoy the Sunday afternoon entertainment and FHAGETABOUTIT. Your grand vision was very thoughtful but did not factor in anyone wanting to help. She is your sister, not your employee.

Dear Answer Lady My best friend and I started a little retail business selling pies and cupcakes. We travel around selling at street fairs and outdoor events. We’re one year in and we’ve been pretty successful. Problem is, I suspect she’s gone rogue. Someone called us yesterday to change their order. When I couldn’t find the order, the caller said, “Well is this bleep?” “No,” I said. ‘This is her business partner.” And they hung up. And there have been other odd things. Now, what do I do with that? — Sold Out Dear Sold Out Oh dear. It could be quite innocent or the whole thing could be dodgy. Start making arrangements to go out on your own. Go to a bank or start socking money away to finance the move. Don’t make a scene or mention the phone call. Take this time to keep your eye on things. It’s always good to have a Plan B, even if your suspicions are groundless. What you really need is to brew yourself a good strong cup of coffee. Love the Cook’s coffee beans are they key. Breathe in that lovely aroma and sip away your worries.


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Tricia, Val, Mark, Gary, Donna

Suzan and George Chmiel

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The Wonderful World of «

THE 34TH ANNUAL «

LIMA BEAN FESTIVAL

Saturday, October 12 Wilbraham Park 9-5 Savor a huge variety of lima bean-inspired foods and fresh lima beans for sale from some of the oldest farms in West Cape May! RAIN DATE: OCTOBER 13

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Dana A Iannuzzi, Holly Anne Williams, Vince and Denise DeGiaimo, Denise, David

Karen Uslin, David Green, Christine Petrik

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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Bird Droppings

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Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu

he recent news article of last week disclosing that North America has lost nearly three billion birds in recent decades came as a shock to most Americans, but not to bird watchers who have witnessed the decline. Bobolinks, which once massed over the skies over Cape May are now reduced to a trickle. Shorebirds which massed in Cape May’s marshes are a shadow of their former abundance. Several years ago I judged that the number of Greater Yellowlegs passing through Delaware Bay’s marshes in March and April have declined by 80%, a figure collaborated by surveys on winter territories in South America. But when it comes to assessing declines in songbird numbers, one of the best metrics is the Sharp-shinned Hawk totals from the Cape May Hawkwatch. Once so numerous the birds could scarcely be counted, these bird eating northern forest raptors have been declining for decades, As goes prey, so goes raptors that

depend upon them. Climate change and the environmental changes it fosters is the likely cause of the declines in bird numbers but climate change is merely the latest manifestation of challenges our species has levied upon the world’s other denizens. In the nineteenth century, it was market gunning. In the 20th Century, it was DDT and always it is our species growing domination of the planet. Simply put, were hogging the planet.

Unless we change our suicidal course, the result will be a biologically impoverished planet and while we have safeguards in place that respond to species so numerically bankrupt that their existence is imperiled. There are few mechanisms to insure biological richness. That is where we come in, because there are steps everyone can take to help safeguard birds, an obligation that is magnified by our residency at a migratory bottleneck like Cape May. Steps to take include: Having outside screens on windows to reduce fatality caused by bird strikes. Keeping Cats indoors. Maintaining native vegetation in your yard. Lending your financial support to organizations committed to bird conservation. Finally, go out and engage birds yourself. Become familiar with those creatures that not only enrich our world but serve as our planetary safety net. Our canaries in a global coal mine.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

MISSY is an eight year old lab mix who has experienced quite a bit of upheaval in her life. She is looking for a stable home that will return the affection she is anxious to give. She does well in the company of other dogs and will greet people happily when they approach her respectfully. Missy would thrive living with a family that gives her much needed attention.

MAXINE is a two year old German shepherd who lived with a family including children before coming to the shelter. It is reported that she was good with everyone in the family, but was not comfortable with outsiders. Maxine will be shown to potential adopters with an approved application and by appointment only. Give Maxine a second chance and adopt!

Robert Panaccio, VMD Robert Moffatt, VMD Nancy Reilly, VMD Patricia J. Link, DVM

LAUREN is a brown and white beauty who arrived at the shelter when her owners moved and couldn’t take their dogs. She lived in a household with other dogs but is enjoying being the focus of attention at the shelter. She loves human attention and frequently solicits petting and praise. Lauren is an affectionate, sweet girl looking for a loving and active companion.

The Doggie Nanny

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884-1729

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

JULIET came to the shelter after her and her friends couldn’t live at their house anymore. She is very friendly, sweet and the prettiest one out of the bunch. Juliet gets along with other cats and dogs, and can adjust to any kind of home. Come meet Juliet at the shelter and find out if you’d like her as much as she’ll like you. Adopt this cutie today!

ITTY BITTY got brought to the shelter when her owner couldn’t take care of her anymore. She’s an older girl who has been through a lot, but she’s used to other cats, dogs and even birds. Itty doesn’t like being picked up too much, but loves to be pet. If you have room in your home for an old gal like Itty Bitty, come meet her at the shelter!

TYBALT and his friends all came to the shelter from the house where they lived for five years. Tybalt is handsome, friendly and loves to play. He even gets along with other cats and dogs. If you’re looking to take home a new cat, consider Tybalt and maybe one of his friends too!

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Health Insurance Open Enrollment

ENROLL BEFORE DECEMBER 15 • Marketplace Plans • Private Individual Plans This is your opportunity to enroll or make changes that may better suit your needs for 2020. call today for an appointment... there is never a fee for our service

Cape Life & Health llc Dan Coakley • 609-886-3700 • www.myclh.com


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PROPERTY PAGES

932 CLOVER LANE, COLD SPRING Spacious home located near the Cape May Canal — just minutes to Cape May and its acclaimed restaurants, shops and beaches. Center Hall Colonial with living room, dining room, kitchen, dining area and expansive family room opening to the rear deck for easy entertaining. Powder room, laundry, 2-car attached garage with additional storage behind the garage, complete the first level. Second level features large master bedroom with en suite bath and walk-in closet, three additional bedrooms, one with private deck, hall bath, and an office/den. Ample storage throughout the house, large fenced-in rear yard, quiet and peaceful. Easy to show. Asking price $399,900

Call Dee Lanzalotti at Jersey Cape Realty on 609-226-5000


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FALL IS GREAT IN CAPE MAY!

Let us help you plan your off-season vacation

Jersey Cape Rental Team

Brenda, Ellie, Olivia, Judy, Ann Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. • 739 Washington Street Cape May NJ 08204 • JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com DEE LANZALOTTI, LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER


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Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS

Lynne Martin Sales Agent 908-672-9013 Cell lynne@jerseycaperealty.com

Myra, Gugui, Chris, TJ, Lorraine

Looking to buy or sell a home? Chomping at the bit to help! Call me. Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Michael Whiteside, Nicole Deck

Want to be seen by around 15,000 people every week? Advertise in EZ! Jenn, Logan, Brian

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.us


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512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

CORNER LOT HOME 988 Lenape Drive, Erma Asking Price $359,900 Located on a corner lot 3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths Upgrades include: New Kitchen, Central Air, Newer roof and Florida Room Fenced-in backyard Large desk off kitchen Plenty of storage

LISTING AGENT Peggy Vogel 609-827-5506 peggy@cbcapemay.com

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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Jill, Dave

Jeff, Carol

Lauren, Judi

Bill and Patty Weatherby

Ms Matt, Maya

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9 Cardinal Drive, Villas $285,900

3 Cardinal Drive, Villas $264,900 1533 Main Street, Villas $274,900

Three New Construction Homes Close to Bay Listed by CHARITY R. CLARK BROKER SALESPERSON GRI, ABR 609.408.2192 - charitycapemay@gmail.com Advice. Experience. Results. Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332


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FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED FULL-SERVICE REAL ESTATE OFFICE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK! Water View

Great Opportunity

Investment Property

New Construction

Listed $199,700

Listed $100,000

Listed $450,000

Listed $1,175,000

7100 SEAVIEW AVENUE #302 WILDWOOD CREST 1 Bedroom | 1 Bath

14 E. HUDSON AVENUE VILLAS 2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath

121 E. MAPLE AVENUE WILDWOOD Multi-Unit

209 PRINCETON AVENUE CAPE MAY POINT 4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths

Beach Block

Spacious Duplex

New Construction

Townhome

Listed $950,000

Listed $1,450,000

Listed $259,900

Listed $179,000

23 MT. VERNON AVENUE CAPE MAY 4 Bedrooms | 3 Baths

10 SWAN AVENUE CAPE MAY 6 Bedrooms | 4.5 Baths

143 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE VILLAS 3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths

3125 ROUTE 9. S., UNIT 7 RIO GRANDE 3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths

Build your dream home

55+ Community

2 Car Garage

Lake View

Listed $165,900

Listed $58,000

Listed $330,000

Listed $942,000

211 LEE LANE CMCH 1 Bedroom | 1 Bath

26 TROTTER WAY ERMA 108x125 Lot in a Neighborhood

404 PROVINCETOWN DRIVE TRANQUILITY LOWER TWP. 3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths

204 PRINCETON AVENUE CAPE MAY POINT 4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE CAPE MAY 609-884-5005


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HOLLY STEGER Realtor Sales Associate

Life is short, buy the beach house! Contact me for a free Comparative Market Analysis.

609-846-4819

Holly@CoastlineRealty.com

Now booking for 2020! Call for rates. FOR RENT

FOR RENT

114 Pearl Avenue West Cape May 3 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom Gas BBQ, jacuzzi, outside shower, private yard. Sleeps 7. Pets welcome. Stay year-round!

783 Stimpson Lane West Cape May 4 Bedroom | 3.5 Bathroom Stylishly decorated, gourmet kitchen, huge yard, enclosed porch. Sleeps 10, pets welcome.

MARGARET KITTNER BETHEL Realtor Sales Associate

2013, 2014, 2015 & 2016

609-408-1012

MBethel@CoastlineRealty.com

SOLD!

WEEKLY RENTAL

122 Broadway Bayside Village, Villas 3 Bedroom | 2.5 Bathroom New kitchen & baths, Florida room. Master with walk-in closet.

145 York Avenue West Cape May 3 Bedroom | 2 Bathroom Handicap accessible features in sought-after West Cape May.

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2018


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Ryan Griffin Salesperson Direct: 609.602.5578 Office: 609.884.1300

SOLD!

SOLD!

SOLD!

SOLD!

1210 MARYLAND AVE., CAPE MAY DUAL-DISCLOSED BROKER LISTING AGENT OCTOBER 1ST, 2019 SALE PRICE: $1,440,000

SOLD!

907 SHORE DR., 1144 WASHINGTON ST., 326 PORTSMOUTH RD., 1605 SCOTT AVE., CAPE MAY TOWNBANK NORTH CAPE MAY NORTH CAPE MAY LISTING AGENT LISTING AGENT BUYER’S AGENT BUYER’S AGENT DUAL-DISCLOSED BROKER SEPTEMBER 27TH, 2019 SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2019 SEPTEMBER 27TH, 2019 AUGUST 29TH, 2019 SALE PRICE: $1,135,000 SALE PRICE: $688,500 SALE PRICE: $450,000 SALE PRICE: $700,000

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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Come see this luxury oasis at 3 Robin Lane, located in the heart of Cape Island

One of the most beautiful areas of Cape Island is known as Cold Spring, South of the Canal. It provides a quiet, rural respite from the busy, more populated areas of our island. Cold Spring shares its borders with Cape May, West Cape May and Cape May Point. On a quiet cul de sac in Cold Spring, at the heart of the island, is where you will find this beautifully constructed luxury home. You are just a short bike ride away from the beaches, historic district, local farms, winery, lighthouse, nature trails and wildlife preserves. With 5 bedrooms and 4.5 baths, you will have plenty of room for everyone. The living room and great room each have a gas fireplace and cathedral ceilings. The well-appointed kitchen has granite counters, breakfast bar and stainless steel appliances. Dine in the formal dining room or the casual dining area. The first floor master suite is spacious and has a luxury bath with heated floor, plus an oversized walk-in closet. Crown molding, hardwood floors, finished basement, front porch, rear deck, 2-car garage, perennial gardens, lush landscaping and many more desirable features make this a must see! $895,000

Brandon, Erin, Joe, Joe

Call Starr Taylor to see this beauty

SALES ASSOCIATE Cell: 609-827-2965 Office: 609-884-1007 Starr.Taylor@LNF.com Ron, Alison, Gabriel

501 Lafayette Street, Cape May, NJ 08204


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The Obees

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Jersey Cape Realty

KIMBERLY GIPPLE

SALES & RENTALS

Realtor l Sales Associate

Circle of Excellence Award Winning Agent 2015–2018

1513 NEW JERSEY AVE, UNIT 1, CAPE MAY

609-972-9302

Kim@CoastlineRealty.com

UNDER CONTRACT

2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath $289,900

1350 Virginia Ave Unit D Cape May $319,000 2 Bedroom 1 Bathroom

211 Beach Ave Unit 2 Cape May $369,900 1 Bedroom 1 Bathroom

507 Cedar Avenue Cape May Point $429,000 2 Bedroom 1 Bathroom

Coastline Realty, 941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May 609-884-5005 CoastlineRealty.com

This adorable condo is located in the Surrey Condominiums, one block from the beach! This first floor, corner unit is cheery, bright and has been beautifully maintained. Any rentals are monthly only. Easy to show.

agent: dee lanzalotti, cell 609-226-5000

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

(609) 884-5800 JerseyCapeRealty.com


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Sol Needles Real Estate

512 Washington Mall, Cape May

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609-884-8428 ยง cbcapemay.com

LUXURY LIVING AT THE BEACH

COMMERICAL OPPORTUNITY

LUXURY TOWNHOUSE CONDO

PRIME WATERFRONT PROPERTY

416 Congress Street Cape May

517 Broadway West Cape May

314 Moore Street West Cape May

1527-1529 Yacht Avenue Cape May

Asking price: $1,695,000 4 bedrooms /4.5 baths

Asking price: $1,150,000 Westside Market

Asking price: Unit A- $699,000 4 bedrooms /3 baths

Asking price: $1,999,500 Building footprint established

BUILDABLE LOT W/ POOL

RENTAL

1524 New York Avenue Cape May

650 Town Bank Road North Cape May

Asking price: $899,000 Plans to build a 4,474 sq ft home

VIEWS OF THE OCEAN

3010 Ocean Avenue Unit 304, Wildwood Asking price: $152,400 1 bedroom /1 bath

Come see us at the Lima Bean Festival Wilbraham Park Saturday, Oct 12 9-5 Stop by and try our homemade specialty soup & get a free koozie!

$3,000/monthly 2Fl, 1,700 sq ft office space

CAPE MEADOWS

702 St. James Place Cape May Asking price: $479,000 2 bedrooms /1.5 baths

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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409 Elmira Street Cape May

Listed by LAURIE

Award Winner 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017,2018

SCHIFFELBEIN

REALTOR, BROKER- ASSOCIATE ABR, MRP, RENE, SRS 609.408.2021

laurie@chrisclemanssir.com

Rare Opportunity to own a commercial property in the center of downtown Cape May City. First time on the market in almost 25 years located next to the Cape May Welcome Center and just off the corner of Lafayette and Elmira Streets. This property has been successfully leased by the sellers since 1997. Currently under lease to THE DEPOT restaurant. Information regarding leases are available upon request. Features include; 6 off street parking spaces, approved outdoor dining area, fenced in yard, new storage shed, new grease trap. The X Flood Zone means no flood insurance is required. Stop by and enjoy a meal while you consider all the options this opportunity presents.

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Jersey Cape Realty SALES & RENTALS Heijung Park-Colameco Broker / Sales 609-602-8641 Cell Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com

Darcy, Tisha, Holly, Betty, Marie

Buying & Selling with Integrity & Trust Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner 739 Washington Street, Cape May

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com

Stacy Hutchinson Broker Associate Direct: 609.972.6004 Office: 609.884.1300 Lilli Loper

Email: SHutchinson@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE!

1308 TEXAS AVE., CAPE MAY 5 BR/4.5 BA new construction by Paul Burgin Builders with multiple decks & marina/ harbor views! $979,000

Jenna Rae, the bride, Leann

FOR SALE!

301 QUEEN STREET., UNIT 5, CAPE MAY 2 BR/1 BA top floor, end unit of the Benton Condos with excellent rental history. $299,900

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGES

October 10, 2019

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Marie, Lilli, Jennifer

At OceanFirst Bank, you’re family. And whether you’re buying your first home or your fifth, we’re with you every step of the way to ensure we help you get the mortgage that meets your specific needs. It’s what we’ve done since we opened our doors over 115 years ago - helping neighbors just like you realize their home buying dreams. Ask About Our Full Array of Residential Lending Options • Fixed & Adjustable Rate Mortgages • First Time Home Buyer Program • Home Equity Lines of Credit • Construction Loans • Home Equity Loans • FHA & VA Loans

Erika Schoof, Tish Negro, Natalie Carrozza, Gram

For All Your Mortgage Needs, Contact Us Today at 888.623.2633 or visit us online at oceanfirst.com!

Lisa Schrumpf, Linda Goldstein, Pat Negro, Loretta Negro


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512 Washington Mall Cape May

Sol Needles Real Estate

609-884-8428 cbcapemay.com

AMAZING OPPORTUNITY! 19 Delaware Avenue, Villas

Own your own bit of paradise on the Delaware bayfront with this 95 x 135 lot. Existing house is a tear-down and is being sold strictly “as-is”. All permits and approvals in place. Plans for a 6,100 sq ft single family home have been designed by Fenwick Architects. $449,900

LISTING AGENT Jame Hanson Sales Associate 609-374-0255

jimhanson1@comcast.net

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


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902 Ocean Drive, Lower Twp.

302 Coral Ave., Cape May Point

211 Beach Avenue #6, Cape May

3 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $850,000

4 Bedrooms | 3.5 Baths - $1,129,000

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath -$639,000

Canyon Club Unit 204 One of the newest buildings at Canyon Club. Being sold fully furnished -- ready to go! Panoramic harbor views.

Beautiful New Construction Fabulous new upside-down home. High end finishes throughout. Second floor screened-in porch with cathedral ceiling. Fully landscaped.

Broadway Beach Condos Highly desired beachfront corner unit on 2nd floor with amazing views! Beautifully maintained, excellent rental history. Heated pool.

1265 Bayshore Road, Villas

Visit Our New Website

4 Bedrooms | 3F/2H Baths -$995,000

‘Wing It’ - $170,000

4 Fernwood Road, Townbank

jerseycaperealty.com Search Sale Listings

BUSINESS ONLY! Own a profitable business with proven reputation, customer base, and income! Opportunity for growth and expansion.

NEW LISTINGS EVERYDAY!

Pool and Hot Tub Over 4,000 s.f. in this custom, high-end home with Bay views from 3 levels! Sub-Zero refrigerator and Viking stove.

305 Arizona Avenue, Villas

307 Beach Avenue, Cape May

1625 Beach, Unit B, Cape May

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $169,999

The Akroteria - $1,495,000

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $924,000

Blocks to the Bay Fully renovated down to the studs with no expense spared! Kitchen with beautiful granite and all new stainless steel appliances.

Beachfront - Commercial Popular food court/shops currently run as 5 individual businesses that lease from the owner. Abundant opportunities.

Wilmington Beach Condos Immaculately kept beachfront townhouse with beautiful ocean views! The perfect Cape May getaway in any season.

Open 7 days a week With our full-time professional Realtors & a fully dedicated rental team

609-884-5800


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OPEN HOUSES! Saturday Oct 12 11am-1pm

303 Coral Avenue Cape May Point $1,175,000

231 Mindy Avenue North Cape May $319,900

Featured Homes of the Week Call to Schedule your Private Showing

130-132 Race Track Dr., North Cape May Private and Secluded– Double Lot

29 Harbor Cove, Cape May Beautiful Harbor Views

Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker 1159 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204 609-884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com


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Salesperson/ Front Desk Manager Direct: 609.408.6772 Office: 609.884.1300

Email:ZLord@deSatnickRealEstate.com

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Down DOWN 1. Neil hit “_______ 1 Young (7) Moon” 2 (8,8) 2. 90’s band with 3 alternative (8,8) 6 (5) and “Tonight, hits “1979” 7 (7) (8,8) Tonight.” 10 carries (4,1,7) a pumpkin in The 3. He 13 of (5)Sleepy Hollow. (8,8) Legend 14 (4) cut; chisel. 6. Sculpt; 15 (10) 7. Gathering; collecting; 16 (5) choosing. 10. A hollowed out pumpkin with a flickering light inside. (4,1,7) 13. A fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin. 14. Pumpkins grow as a ____ which can reach up to 30 feet. 15. Her carriage turned into a pumpkin after midnight. 16. “Sugar and _____ and everything nice.” 17. Slasher film with character Michael Myers. 20. ______ Is The New Black. 23. This is often referred to as the pumpkins handle.

SOLUTION ON PAGE 58

UNDER CONTRACT! ROSEMANS LN., CAPE MAY Seven new homes & one lot under contract! Multiple new builds still available starting at $825,000

SOLD! 614 SECOND AVE., WEST CAPE MAY LISTING AGENT JULY 22, 2019 SALE PRICE: $450,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record

Mary Hinchcliffe Salesperson Direct: 609.780.6598 Office: 609.884.1300

Email: MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com

FOR SALE! 6 BEVERLY RD., TOWNBANK 4 BR/2 BA Cape Cod located near Delaware Bay Beaches with modern amenities & water views! $550,000

FOR SALE!

1520 YACHT AVE., UNIT 101, CAPE MAY 2 BR/2 BA end unit condo with mulitple balconies &a boat slip in Devil’s Reach. $415,000

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record


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