A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Thursday, February 9, 2012 ¯ Vol. 10, No. 1 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort
One Smokin’ Super Bowl Party
These were just a few of the turn-outs for the Cigar Super Bowl Party at Cabanas. on Sunday More inside... Aleksey Moryakov
THIS WEEK...
Hey Sexy, It’s The...
Lingerie Issue!
New Year’s Eve At Congress Hall
Pages 10-22
Linda And Bob Steenrod’s Party
Pages 70-84
Holiday Party At Dellas
Pages 85-86
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Inside This Issue «The Activity Guide...................... Page 6
«The Old Fogey ...............................Page 61
«The Coffee Break Page................. Page 7
«Activity of the Week......................Page 63
«Talk of the Town.......................... Page 13
«Employee of the Week....................Page 64
«Spouty Offy!................................ Page 19
«Student of the Week.................... Page 67
«Food & Drink Guide.................... Page 23
«Adopt an Animal.........................Page 69
«The History Column.................... Page 32
«Bouquet Ambush.........................Page 73
«The Movie Column...................... Page 39
«Bird Droppings............................Page 75
«Sleeping Around............................Page 47
«The Dating Column..................... Page 81
«Cape May Crossword................... Page 56
«Homes of the Week......................Page 91
«The Answer Lady........................ Page 57
«About Exit Zero........................... Page 93
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How’s It Going Over At Convention Hall?
Our weekly photo update keeps you posted on the construction of this much-anticipated project
PHOTOGRAPH BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479
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Shore Things
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WEDNESDAY SPECIAL FEBRUARY 15 ONLY Fried SHRIMP PLATTER ...... $5.95 each Served with French fries or baked potato & coleslaw
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The Best Entertainment Lineup in Town!
Friday, February 10
Saturday, February 11
stellar mojo
the interns
Tuesday, February 14
Wednesday, February 15
Terrible Tuesday with Jon K & Mike Dempsey
$2 Miller Lites
Karaoke with Jimmy J
$3 Yuengling & Yuengling Lights
Happy Hour
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Goings-On Around Town
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Upcoming can’t-miss events around town...mark your calendars
ey, how’s it going with that New Year’s resolution to get more exercise? Not so great? Sign up for the city’s Recreation Department Coed Volleyball League. (And we did say coed, in case you’ve also been lagging behind in your 2012 romance resolutions). The league is open to the public for players 17 and older through February 15, with play commencing on Wednesday, February 29, so get cracking. For more information, contact the City of Cape May Recreation Department at 609-884-9565, or visit them online at capemayrecreation.org. This Saturday, February 11, Access to Art presents a world-class (and romantic) concert at Cape Island Baptist Church. Internationally celebrated violinist Bela Horvath will perform the music of Hungary along with American-born artist, Aurelia Mika Chang. The concert will feature the works of Dvorak, Mozart, Kreisler, Brahms and Monti, with some Hungarian dances thrown in for good measure. Guests will have an opportunity following the con-
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cert to have dinner with the musicians at the stately Peter Shields Inn if they wish — a three-course dinner will be available for just $50, including tax and gratuity. If you just want to attend the concert, tickets are $20 for adults, and $15 for seniors and students. For more information, call Access to Art at 609-465-3963. Speaking of world-class music, there are two upcoming Jazz Vespers events worth getting… well, jazzed-up about. First up is The Rita Stafford Band on Sunday, February 19 at 3pm. Rita is an amazing jazz vocalist with an extraordinary vocal style and range, and she will perform songs from the Big Band era along with her husband, Bob Ferguson on the trumpet, as well as other jazz veterans. Then on Sunday, March 18, enjoy the musical stylings of The Antfarm Quartet (we just love that name, too). This group of jazz veterans, including Paul Jost, Tim Lekan, Bob Shomo, and Jim Ridl, has an extremely large musical songbook, from jazz standards to forgotten gems, original tunes to contemporary classics. Both Jazz Vespers shows will
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be held at the acoustically exquisite First Presbyterian Church, located at Hughes and Decatur. There is limited free parking, and a $5 minimum donation is suggested for each event. The church is wheelchair-accessible. For more information, call 609-884-0680,or visi capemayjazzvespers.com. Finally, come out of hibernation and go green on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, as Cape May Forum partners with Slow Food South Jersey Shore to host Forum on the Green: A Farm-to-Table Dinner at Congress Hall. The event will be held on Friday, March 16, at 6pm in the Congress Hall ballroom. Cape May’s acclaimed Executive Chef Lucas Manteca, of the Virginia Hotel’s Ebbitt Room, will craft this uniquely green fivecourse dinner with fresh ingredients from Beach Plum Farm and other local sources. A free glass of wine will be offered with dinner, and there will be a cash bar. The tickets are $50, with proceeds to benefit Cape May Forum and Slow Food South Jersey Shore. For more information, please visit www. capemayforum.org, or call 609-770-2626.
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Subscriber Of The Week
Each week, we will feature a lucky subscriber (and Exit Zero t-shirt winner!) in this spot. This week’s subscriber: Kim Allen of North Cape May. How long have you been coming to Cape May? I moved here in 1999. My first visit to Cape May was in the eighties when we vacationed in Wildwood. Who are you normally with? Jim, kids, friends, and my weekly Kiwanis Club trip. Favorite thing about Cape May? Beach time. Least favorite thing? Parking. I can’t be bothered with driving around looking for a spot. Favorite restaurants? Cucina Rosa, Louisa’s, Mad Batter, Tisha’s. Favorite place to stay? I Live in the area and never stayed in a B&B in Cape May. Some day I’ll scratch that off my bucket list. If you could change one thing about Cape May, what would it be? I’d eliminate the parking meters. Favorite thing about Exit Zero? It very nicely pulls together pictures and happenings of the area. Least favorite thing about Exit Zero? I can’t really say. I never gave it any negative thought. What’s your T-shirt size? Large, and thank you!
Facebook Mystery Contest KNOW your way around Cape May? Check out the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Kate Chadwick. If you think you know what establishment this is, you could win a gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter at facebook.com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck!
Quotes Of The Week
Random Factoid
“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” — Dorothy Parker “I don’t see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.” — Robert Heinlein “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” Unknown “Lingerie rules.” — Most men
In 1913, Mary Phelps devised the first modern brassiere, utilizing two lacy handkerchiefs and some help from her maid. The following year she sold that patent to a Mr Warner, whom she had met at a garden party. That discussion must have been very interesting.
Customer Service... The Life And Times Of A Cape May Restaurant... by Cole Pierce Table for two, BUT NOT near the kitchen. or THE bathroom.
or NEAR A WINDOW. OR TOO CLOSE TO ANYONE ELSE. or IN A CORNER. AND NO BOOTHS, please!
WE HAVE JUST THE TABLE for you! PLEASE ENJOY.
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HAPPY HOUR
4PM TO 7PM (THURSDAY – SUNDAY)
Dennis Barry, Jim McLaughlin, Eric and Felicia Pinkstone
$5 FlatBreads During Happy Hour $2 Yuengling, Coors Light Drafts $2.50 Domestic Bottles $4 Premium Drafts $4 Margaritas on the rocks $4 House wine by the glass
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FEB 11 - FREE GRIZZLY BEAR RIDES (SKA FROM THE CREST)
FEB 18 - JOHN MCNUTT BAND (9PM) FEB 19 - LOVE AND BRANCA (SUNDAY HAPPY HOUR)
FEB 25 - 52 PICK UP DUO ERIC AND COOP
Garrett Thompson, Destiny Brimfield
609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com
www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach
Christen Behrens, Carlee Bastian, Andy Reeves
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12/31: New Year’s Eve At Congress Hall
Vince Gravina, Tori Katz
The Watters
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Harbor View Restaurant, Bar & Marina
NOW Open THURSday thru sunday Serving Lunch & Dinner Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday 954 Ocean Drive, Cape May • 609-884-5444 Between
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Tasting Room Hours: Daily Noon-5pm Winery Tours - Saturday at 3 pm (call for reservations)
The Tower girls
February 18 th wine releases: Pinot Noir, Zinfandel, and Isaac Smith Red Reserve Chardonnay * Merlot Cabernet Sauvignon Blush * Apple * Port Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets Wine Merchandise
Donna, Charlie, Diane, Ed
(609) 884-1169
Debbie and Joe Hennessey, Larry and Kerry Midrano
711 Townbank Rd., North Cape May www.capemaywinery.com
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12/31: New Year’s Eve At Congress Hall
Pam and Dan Tower
Regina Witkowski, Ricky Russo
Colette and Steve Huber
Annie, Tom
Art and Paulene Bruschetti
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C-View Inn Cape May’s Oldest & Friendliest Tavern
Mondays - Rib DAY 1/2 Rack - $8.50 All Day Long Tuesdays - TAVERN PIZZA & TACO DAY $3.50 Small Pizzas $5.50 Large Pizzas $1 Tacos Wednesdays our famous wing night! starting at 3pm
C-View $7 Mug & Meal
Choice of An Entree and a Domestic Draft or Soda
Taco Salad (Beef, lettuce, tomato cheese, olives, jalapeño) Open-Faced Hot Turkey Sandwich Meatloaf Panini with gravy • Grilled Chicken BLT Hot Pastrami Sandwich served with Grilled Onion, Swiss and Brown Mustard Turkey or Ham Hoagie Wrap Small Cobb Salad
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Talk Of The Town
Ramblings, idle gossip, and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends
Building Resentment THIS magazine last week published a photograph of the Convention Hall construction site on our Facebook page. It sparked 101 comments, although we should add that the last couple were from us, pleading for a truce to be called in the unseemly war of words that had developed. A few days ago we posted another photo, which prompted 40 comments last time we checked. People are passionate about this subject, and no wonder — it’s one of the most important projects in the city’s illustrious history. Some people are also a wee bit frustrated, and a wee bit mad. And we don’t blame them. The quality, and quantity, of information emanating from City Hall has been negligible. Which is why our Facebook page, and a wonderful page called Cape May Good Times, has been filled with questions from residents and visitors, concerning the seating arrangement, the stage setup, the availability of alcohol and, of course, whether or not there will be rollerskating permitted! The reason that people are asking these questions is that the city had not been forthcoming with details — that is, until the other week, when there was a spurt of interviews with local papers, along with tours of the facility, captured on video. Suddenly, we were hearing details about the seating, the stage (there will be a variety of f lexible options) and liquor licenses (the city is allowed 25 every year by the state, or maybe 50, depending on how the law is interpreted). It was great to get an update, even if it seemed like the city was winging it. How else to explain the fact that Mayor Ed
Mahaney, City Manager Bruce MacLeod and Mike Whipple, the new Director of Marketing, Communications and Event Sales, threw out different numbers when addressing how many elevated seats there would be? The construction of Convention Hall has been a fraught process, a complicated one for such a small town... we get that. But the city hasn’t helped itself. From the beginning, it’s been on the defensive. While apparently encouraging an “open process,” by inviting every Tom, Dick and Harry in town to vent their spleen and offer their opinion (which delayed the project and resulted in a regrettable compromise of a building), the process of constructing the facility has been about as transparent as the dark curtain that’s going to be hung over those huge windows overlooking the Atlantic during certain performances. We don’t know why this is the case. It’s surprising to us that so few politicians and city officials realize that telling the truth, and admitting to human errors, isn’t a weakness, but actually builds trust with their constituents. We’ve been trying for a few years to get the people inside City Hall to open up and offer some plain speaking, but it isn’t easy. Take the events of the past week, when we were ignored by MacLeod and Whipple every time we emailed questions that were NOT answered in the brief PR f lurry of a few days previously. Most importantly, we wanted to know who had authorized the $85,000 that’s apparently being spent to bring Peter Nero and the Philly Pops to open the building on Memorial Day Weekend. And we wanted to know how much the tickets were going to cost — by
our reckoning, each one will need to be $87.50 in order to break even. MacLeod finally called us after we forced the issue by sending an intrepid reporter to doorstep him on Monday. However, the conversation wasn’t very illuminating. He refused to tell us who had made the decision to invite the Philly Pops, and would neither confirm nor deny that $85,000 was the number. After a bizarre shell game, he said that city council had yet to ratify the decision. Which means that if three council members were to vote against the idea at the next council meeting, Peter Nero would NOT be coming to town. We doubt that’s going to happen, but we also doubt the city is going to sell 970 tickets for $87.50 each. We hope we’re wrong. We also hope that the city fathers realize that adopting a Kremlinesque attitude towards the press and the public isn’t helping anyone — least of all them.
Rest In Peace, Matt THE day that 53-year-old Matt McGrail of West Cape May took his own life, January 22, was the day Joe Paterno died. Matt’s best friend, Tom O’Hara, of Uncle Bill’s Pancake House, calls this fitting. “What Paterno was to Penn State,” Tom says, “Matt was to Cape May: a legend.” Amidst the grieving for Paterno, the Penn State community has been coping with a great deal of anger. And, as the local community mourns the loss of one of Cape May’s legends, the anger is no less palpable. “One minute you feel sad,” Tom says, “the next minute you’re angry, and that’s because Matt meant so much to so many, because he was such a great guy.” Matt, who founded Cape May Carpentry in 1980, was also a great crafts-
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THE EXIT ZERO CARTOON... By Laurie Bender
THE CITY OF Cape May has unveiled a new design for convention hall... with everyone’s ideas included. man. “There’s not a block in Cape May he hasn’t touched,” Tom says. “Whatever he did, he did well. And he always finished the job, even if people ran out of money.” But more than the houses he built, the biggest testament to Matt’s success as a carpenter comes from the devotion of his crew. “I’ve worked for him for 18 years,” says Bruce Brown. “He was my first boss in the trade, and I’ve been with him ever since.” John Rekuc, who worked for Matt for 15 years, says “Religious people ask ‘What would Jesus do?,’ but we used to say, ‘What would Matty do?’” Fellow carpenter Marc Jacopec says, “He’d do anything for anyone.” Matt, who moved to Cape May at the age of 19, used his skills to benefit the community he loved. Most recently, he built a swing set for West Cape May Elementary School and volunteered to build an outdoor shower as a prize for the Mermaid Guild’s annual bachelor auction. But, always the practical joker, Matt’s biggest contributions came through his ability to make people laugh, whether that meant attaching toilet bowels to the rear bumpers of his friends’ cars, or having funny T-shirts made for all of of his buddies. “When we went to Key West,” Tom says, “Matt caught me sunbathing outside without a bathing suit. Next thing you know, I’ve got a counter full of coffee mugs at Uncle Bill’s with pictures of my ass on them.” But, according to everyone who knew
him, Matt’s greatest joys came from time spent with his wife of 17 years, Susan, and their three young boys, Max, Mason and Trey. “That great smile that only Matt had was at its brightest when he spoke of them,” says Jim MacDonald, a friend of 23 years. On the weekends, Matt loved spending time with his kids — working on the antique cars he was restoring for them, sharing Shirley Temples at the Pilot House, playing mini golf, or working on a project like building the world’s largest popsicle. “He was an honest man,” Susan says. “With him, what you saw is what you got. He never pretended to be anyone he wasn’t. He was just a good, honest man who would do anything for anybody.”
Playing The Racy Card Thongs and bras, lacy chemises and sassy corsets. Have we got your attention? Thought so. It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, when a young lady’s fancy turns to hearts and f lowers and boxes of chocolate, and a young man’s turn to… well, see that first sentence. So we popped in for a visit at Lace Silhouettes, the only place in our fair city where one can purchase such sexy
luxuries — nay, necessities. We had a chat with building manager Emily Hansen, who oversees the goings-on at Lace Silhouettes as well as its sister store, Cotton Company. We couldn’t help but wonder: since lingerie is so….uh, important to men, does Lace Silhouettes ever employ men? Emily told us that, unfortunately, it is company policy that all f loor employees be able to accompany guests into the fitting room for complimentary bra fittings, so men wouldn’t quite work out for that. According to Emily, women are intimidated enough as it is to get a fitting, which is really too bad. We did it, and it’s quick, painless, with no nudity necessary. Emily says, “The right bra is uplifting in more ways than one.” And yes, we were wearing the wrong-size bra, just like approximately 80% of the female population. So ladies, get yourself and the girls over to Lace Silhouettes and get with one of their Bra Therapists. And gentlemen, Emily tells us that most of their customers go for utilitarian comfort, and don’t splurge on sexy, dressy lingerie for themselves. So find out your lady’s size, then go buy her something she wouldn’t necessarily treat herself to that will take her breath away (and yours).
PARTING SHOT The fat lady ain’t singing, according to the newest billboard on Seashore Road.
With that red background and those big white letters, the message is hard to miss. It’s also hard to understand. So we did some investigative reporting and discovered that the fat lady refers to an Atlantic City establishment. Want to know which one? You’ll have to wait for the big reveal in March.
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The Morella table
Happy Hour
Friday, Saturday & Sunday 3 – 6
friday Dinner from 5 saturday Breakfast & Lunch 8 – 3
Sonia Colon, Moe Agosto, Joan and Dan Gaydos
Dinner from 5
sunday Breakfast & Lunch 8 – 3 Dinner from 4
Music 6:30-9:30
Friday, February 10 - Jim Doran Saturday, February 11 - Robin & Amy Sunday, February 12
Dinner Special
Soup or Salad and Prime Rib Dinner $20 19 Jackson Street, Cape May (609) 884-5970 • madbatter.com
The Tower family
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Serving Dinner from 5pm Friday & Saturday
New Early Bird Menu!
Available all night Friday and 5:00-5:30 Saturday
(609) 898-0100
1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May
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A Local Café with ... a Wholesome Aroma Thurs thru Sat 8am-8pm Sun thru Wed 8am-2:30pm
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Each person gets to Choose… A cup of Soup du jour Or a Side Salad AND A SANDWICH TO SHARE!
David, Sarah, Jennifer, Evan
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Breakfast Burrito Scrambled eggs, cheese, black beans and salsa, OJ or Coffee
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Spouty-Offy
The column where anonymous gasbags have their say!
Can someone please tell me how I could tweet my Facebook account so that I can email texts while Googling? – Cape May *** My girlfriend’s lingerie is great and all but it just makes me want to tear off her clothes even faster... so really, what’s the point? – Cape May *** I wonder what Victoria’s Secret really is? And I’d imagine it must be hard to keep secret with all those stores, catalogs, hot women and publicity! – Erma *** Maybe it’s me, but “crotchless” just doesn’t sound sexy at all! – Cape May *** Why do bras have to have such difficult clasps to unhook? I wish there was just a button you could push. – A young slightly experienced male from Villas *** I heard that Exit Zero is launching a men’s lingerie line this spring... is that true? – Erma [Spouty-Offy Editor’s Note: You’ll
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Valentine’s Day
Sweetheart Menu
*** What about your resolution to NOT pick on Russell from Swain’s anymore in 2012! – Cape May *** I retracted that resolution when I determined it would go against my other resolution of not lying in 2012! – Exit Zero ***
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Martini beach February 11-14, 2012
five courses @ $42.50/person 429 beach avenue
609.884.1925
FIRST COURSE vegetable brik Asparagus & white cheddar bechamel in phyllo pastry
SOUP Chicken Bazin North African soup with vegetables and semolina dumplings triple onion Bisque onion three ways: pureed, caramalized, and crisped; w/ crumbled goat cheese
SALAD Roasted Beet crisp greens, smoked feta, white balsamic, honey, olive oil Spinach & Cucumber thin-sliced cucumber, baby spinach, daikon, toasted pistachio, blood orange vinaigrette
MAIN Seared Monkfish saffron lobster sauce, rice noodle 'fettucini' Short Ribs Sous-Vide Angus beef short ribs, slow cooked for 72 hours, grilled & served with kimchi Korean fried rice and sauteed baby spinach Chicken B'stilla Moroccan chicken pie, seasoned with saffron, coriander, cinnamon, carrot, & orange flower water, baked in phyllo; w/ white & green asparagus Pork medallions honey-lavender glazed Berkshire pork, seared cauliflower 'steaks,' green-herbed broken jasmine rice
DESSERT amaretto tiramisu almond mascarpone cream, ladyfingers, amaretti crunch rose-scented rum cake with raspberry coulis
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Open Everyday from February 9 thru February 20 VALENTINE’S
Lovers’ Menu
Available Valentine’s Day Luke Guadis, Danielle McCarthy, Angela and Chris Bradshaw
reserve early! First Glance (Appetizers)
lobster tail embraced scallop, kissed with a saffron anglaise, sweet pea puree
The First Touch (Soups) roasted red pepper bisque
The First Kiss (Salads)
Sean, Rody, Roberto, Sonia
courting shrimp & oyster salad, tender field greens, sweet roasted tomato, soft goat cheese, champagne raspberry vinaigrette
The Seduction (Entrees)
butter roasted chilean sea bass, citrus chili vinaigrette, sautéed spinach, lobster cous cous
These are just a few samples of the Lovers Menu... We have much more!
Sunday Brunch Coming Soon! Sue Rinker, Elizabeth and James Resetar
416 Broadway, West Cape May 6 609-898-1555
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Ron and Jen Lohner
Tim and Jeanne Dutton
Ken Mitzen, Cheryl Chambers
Gregory Earnshaw, Margie Kirk
Mrs. and Mr. Bill
Tom Bentley, Leslie Padilla
PHOTOGRAPHS BY aleksey moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479
p.s. i can not tell a lie...
you will really enjoy our President’s Day Brunch!
Sunday, February 19 10am - 3pm $
Reservations
609.884.9090 26 Food 27 Decor 25 Service
35 per person*
Breakfast omelets, home fries, ham,bacon, sausage Carving station; filet of beef, marinated pork loin. Seafood, scallops, salmon Raw bar; oysters, shrimp, clams. Antipasto, Soup, Salads, Cheese Selections Desserts, PSI Sundaes, brulee, cookies and more! *Not including tax and gratuity
1301 Beach Avenue • petershieldsinn.com
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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe Aleathea’s 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com
This fine restaurant is currently closed for the season. They’ll be open in the spring but don’t let that stop you from booking your next vacation at the Inn!
Axelsson’s Blue Claw 991 Ocean Drive, Cape May (609) 884-5878 www.blueclawrestaurant.com
Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub. Axelsson’s opens in a few weeks so look for their ad!
BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-6332 www.bellavidacafe.com
“The local café with a wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!
The Black Duck 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-0100 www.blackduckonsunset.com
A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.
The Blue Pig Tavern 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.congresshall.com
Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.
brown room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421 www.congresshall.com
Cape May’s living room is just the ticket when you want to relax with a beverage and great food.
Cabanas 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com
It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.
Cape May Winery 711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 www.capemaywinery.com
This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.
Cape Orient 315 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 898-0088 www.capeorient.com
Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. The service is superb, too.
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LUNCH & DINNER
SEAFOOD • STEAKS COCKTAILS
Sweetheart Dinner Specials All Weekend Long Lots of Live Music
Timfox, Iris, Red
Featuring... Open Mic Night on Friday at 8pm Sundays with Barry from 4-6pm Tuesday with JM Kearns
1/2 Price Appetizers
Sunday thru Thursday 8pm-Close
Skinny, Mike, Dana
Early Bird Dinners Monday thru Thursday 4-6pm $5 Burger & Fries Mondays 5pm-Close
Wednesday Trivia Night - 7:30pm (609) 884-3449
WASHINGTON STREET MALL cAPE mAY www.pilothousecapemay.com
Lex Bruno, Jessica Scott, John Temple
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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe Copper Fish 416 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 898-1555
Chef Geoff Johnson’s Copper Fish offers fresh fish and prime meats at a great site – Broadway and Sunset.
Cucina Rosa 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com
Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.
C-View inn Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712
A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.
depot market cafÉ 409 Elmira Street Cape May (609) 884-8030
Owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals’ joint AND adding new specials.
The Ebbitt Room 25 Jackson Street (609) 884-5700 www. virginiahotel.com
With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.
fish and fancy 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-8760 www.fishandfancy.com
Superb seafood however you like it – fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed. Great salads, too!
harbor view 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com
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A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Plus they have a fabulous deck.
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hawk haven vineyard 600 S. Railroad Ave., Rio Grande (609) 846-7347 www.hawkhavenvineyard.com
Open year round - daily 12 to 5pm for wine tasting, wine by the glass and gourmet cheese plates.
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hemingway’s 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com
A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks, classic seafood and excellent prices.
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Tina Camisa, Kevin Mullan
Seaside Cheese Co. Sean Carney, Gabby Gormley
Perfect for Valentine’s Day! Cheese Tray for Two $22 plus tax * Order Early Show her how fondue you are of her!
600 PARK BOULEVARD WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700
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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe the lobster house Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296 www.thelobsterhouse.com
Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. A must-visit while at the Cape!
lucky bones 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE www.luckybonesgrill.com
It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.
mad batter 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970 www.madbatter.com
The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.
Martini Beach 429 Beach Avenue Cape May (609) 884-1925
A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, fine Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.
merion inn 106 Decatur Street (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com
The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give it a special ambience. Opening in March.
ocean view Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 www.oceanviewrestaurant.com
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A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.
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peter shields 1301 Beach Avenue (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com
The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.
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THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street (609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com
A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort food and an authentic ambience.
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rio station 3505 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 889-2000
While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.
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will be open for the 5th annual
Singer-Songwriter of Cape May March 30 & 31, 2012
Friday - dinner at 5 Saturday - breakfast 8 to 12 dinner at 5 Sunday -breakfast 8 to 12. Want to stay at the Inn of Cape May? Book now for the 2012 season!
Sean, Christie, Ed, Doug, Matt
7 Ocean Street at the Inn of Cape May 609.884.5555 | www.innofcapemay.com
Asian, Japanese & THAI Cuisine | Sushi Bar
Lunch | Dinner | Take-out | Reservations Available
Mention this ad for 20% off! Take out or dine in
Cannot combine with any other offer Offer expires February 16, 2012
Where the Locals Eat Sushi! Manhattan Style Sushi!
Steve Crostinzio, Steve Palumbo, Nicole Crostinzio, Dixie Ryks
Find Us on Facebook!
Ask About Delivery!
www.sushiukai.com OPEN 7 DAYS: Mon-Thur 11am-10:30pm Fri & Sat 11am-11pm | Sun 12noon-10pm
PH 609-770-7773 1500 Route 47 South, #E1E2, Rio Grande NJ in the ShopRite Shopping Center, next to Dollar Tree
Andrea, Danielle, Madi
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Currently closed until spring but when it does open you’ll find imaginative cuisine and great drinks at SeaSalt!
Seaside Cheese Company 600 Park Blvd (609) 884-8700 www.seasidecheesecapemay.com
A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.
Sushi Ukai 1500 Route 47 South, Rio Grande (609) 770-7773 www.sushiukai.com
Enjoy delicious, fresh and nutritious authentic Chinese, Japanese, Malaysian and Thai cuisine — all homemade. Try the Fire Wok!
tisha’s 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119, t www.tishasfinedining.com
This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s.
The Ugly Mug 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459
A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there — such a treat.
uncle bill’s pancake house Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199
Reliably excellent food – there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts. They open Friday, March 16.
union park Beach Avenue & Howard, (609) 884-8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com
Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive. One of the best in the area. Opening in April.
vincenzo’s little italy ii 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-6610
If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.
WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com
Superb gourmet food, and a bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list.
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Authentic Italian Cuisine
Seafood & Fine Dining New York Strip Steak • Filet Mignon • Veal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops
free roses for the ladies on Valentines Day! Silvana, Meghan, Meagen, Kristen
Check Out Our New Expanded Pizzeria... Now Great for Big Parties and Large Groups!
3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May Cape Plaza Shopping Center • 889-6610
Uncle Bill’s & FAMILY RESTAURANT
The Carney boys
opening for the Season on Friday, March 16... See You Then! BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199
Jame’s 21st birthday party
Thursday, February 9, 2012
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The History Column
Historical Editor Ben Miller looks at vintage hotel ads
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his series of ads gives us a look at turn-of-the century Cape May. The Star Villa later became known as the Morning Star and the Evening Star; both were slated for demolition in the 1960s to make way for a parking lot and moved by Reverend Carl McIntire to East Cape May. The Evening Star was later demolished, but the Morning Star, now condos, remains on Beach Avenue. The Stockton was demolished in 1910; the Brexton is also long gone. The Stockton grounds were subdivided and is now home to many buildings, including the Macomber, Cape Island Baptist Church and the former Beach Theatre site. The Brexton property is on Ocean Street, where the Cape May library now stands. The Hotel Columbia, Dale’s Auditorium and the Hotel Lafayette were demolished during the Urban Renewal period. The Columbia site is now home to Victorian Towers and the Lafayette replaced by the Marquis de Lafayette. Dale’s Auditorium is now the site of Lyle Lane at Jackson Street, behind the 400 block of Washington Street Mall.
Keeping you warm all winter long... Our sumptuous $39 Prixe Fix Valentine’s Weekend Menu Sample our Winter Warm Up Menu... $24 a selection of three entrées and a glass of wine Or our $20 Amazingly Delicious Early Dinners 4:30-6 Soup or salad, choice of 3 entrées and 2 desserts
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Lucky Loyalty, The Lucky Bones Loyalty Program, is now being earned at the Washington Inn.
We are open Saturdays and on February 10, 12, 14, 17, and 19
Washington Inn
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801 Wa shington S t r eet, C a pe M ay (609) 884-5697 • wa shingtoninn . com
Also Open for President's Weekend... February 17-18-19
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12/31: New Year’s Eve At Cabanas Beach Bar And Grill
Julie, David
Adam and Catherine Taylor
Maureen, John
Brad, Erin
Libby, Brian
Mike, Meredith
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Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT
Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com
Opening for the Season on Friday, February 17
Cappelletti’s Pizza Pizza is not all we do!
Cheese steaks • Hoagies Breakfast sandwiches (served all day!) Strombolis • Salads ...and fryer goodies too! FREE DELIVERY!
1432 texas avenue cape may
(609) 898-8885
Friday, Saturday & Sunday 7am-9pm Monday 7am-2pm Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com
Thursday, February 9, 2012
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The Original
FUDGE KITCHEN Your Valentine Candy Headquarters!
Brian, Wendy, Libby, Briana
Steve, Kevin, Cap
Send a Heart Made of Fudge Anywhere in the USA! Only $21.95 Shipping Included!
Plus.... We Also Carry A Complete Line of Premium Chocolates and ALL the other Valentine’s Day Goodies!
1-800-23-FUDGE www.FudgeKitchens.com
Open Every Day In Cape May On The Washington Street Mall & On The Promenade!
Meghan, Anna
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A welcome addition to the local food scene!
opening soon!
12/31: New Year’s Eve At Cabanas Beach Bar And Grill photographS by Aleksey moryakov
Ashley, Kristen, Melissa
An extensive selection of organic produce, groceries, dairy, bulk, vegan and gluten-free foods, organic juices, teas, supplements, homeopathics, organic pet food and supplies, baby products, health and beauty items and more.
It’s nice to know where your foods came from!
George and Ashley Repasy, Lisa and Randy Lange
120 park boulevard west cape may (609) 884 3200 Capemayorganicmarket@gmail.com David, Julie, Bob, Sharon
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The Southern Mansion 720 Washington Street, Cape May
•
(609) 884-7171
Take a personalized tour through the largest & most elaborate mansion in Cape May, featuring stunning rooms, amazing restorations & an indepth history.
Tours are Daily at 12 and 1 pm Tickets available at the door Perfect for weddings and corporate retreats, The Southern Mansion is the only AAA 4 star award accommodation in Cape May!
“Not to be missed!” - NY Times
www.southernmansion.com
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12/23: Scott Swain’s Christmas Party On Seashore Road photographS by Aleksey moryakov
Open Tuesday, February 14 Open President’s Day Weekend Thursday thru Sunday February 16-19
Scott Swain and the girls
Kathy, Ben, Mike
Reserve Your Private Party
Rehearsal Dinners • Reunions Baby Showers • Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion
Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May Corner of Washington & Perry Street
www.cucinarosa.com
Suzann Swain, Guy Carlson, Kim Kelly
Thursday, February 9, 2012
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12/23: Scott Swain’s Christmas Party On Seashore Road
Janice Search, Lance Williams
Lionel Desrosiers, Frank Kohler
Sue Taylor, Shufan Swain
Patricia, Olivia
Terry Swain, Glenn McBrearty
Mommy, Ben
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This Peppy Periodical Travels The Globe photographS by roving correspondents
Open Monday thru Saturday 7am-5pm Check us out on facebook or call 609-884-8030 for our daily specials! The Depot features popular homemade soups, salad selections, house roasted meats and local seafood specials
Talk to us about planning your next catered event!
The Imrisik family in front of the Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando
Eat In or Take Out • Catering for Any Event! 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030
Serving fine food since 1988 Open 7 days a week • Serving lunch and dinner Dinner Buy one entrée and one appetizer and receive second entrée half price
Sally, Matt and Paul Will in A Coruna, Spain, the country where Matt is currently teaching English
Lunch Buy one lunch item and receive second item half price
Valid Monday thru Thursday (offer not valid Tuesday, Feb. 14) Half price item equal or lesser value
322 washington street mall, cape may (609) 884-9119
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The Movie Column
By Tom Sims, Executive Director of the Cape May Film Festival
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n this age of computer-generated imagery, elaborate sets and high celebrity payrolls, it is good to see films that stick to the basics of sound storytelling, superb acting, and beautiful cinematography. A new film called The Artist not only sticks to those basics, but to the fundamentals of filmmaking in its most rudimentary format. The Artist is a silent film. Yes, you heard me correctly, it is not a talkie — and it is as captivating and endearing a film as you will see in theaters today. The movie tells the story of silent film star George Valentin (played by Jean Dujardin) and a young protégé he helps to discover named Peppy Miller (played by Berenice Bejo). The time is 1927 Hollywood (then the town was called “Hollywoodland”), and the talkies were the latest rage. Valentin refuses to have any part of the new format, while Peppy uses it to become a rising star. The two cross paths many times as she is on the rise and he falling into a miserable descent.
Look for The Artist to capture plenty of Oscar statuettes this year This is a story that could only be properly told on film. Its subtlety, charm, and nuance needs to be captured in wellplanned close-ups and high concept sequences. The two stars are wonderfully expressive and deliver performances in silence that beat many of today’s talkies (even the ones up for awards).
The supporting cast in this film deserves recognition as well. We all know John Goodman, who plays the producer at Kinograph Studio. Even in silence, he plays his gruff, barking studio executive perfectly. And while you may not know his name, James Cromwell is one of the most beloved character actors of our time. He plays Valentin’s limo driver Clifton. As far as tributes go, this movie does more to capture the essence of early filmmaking than Hugo, a very good work this year from Martin Scorsese (visit capemayfilm.org for a review). So many predictions are surfacing about how The Artist will sweep the Oscars this year that you almost feel like they’re a jinx. And while I’m not the biggest fan of the Golden Globes, this film has topped the nominations including one for Best Movie in the Comedy/Musical category (and unlike My Week with Marilyn, it actually belongs in this section). Suffice it to say you will likely see this film’s title all over Oscar night — all well deserved.
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What’s Your Story?
Every week, we ask: Who the heck are you and what are you doing here? Who are you? Isaiah Shapiro and Sophia Binello... the future Mr. and Mrs. Shapiro! Where are you from? We’re originally from Florida, but now we live in Brooklyn. Where are you now? Enjoying some food at The Brown Room — fish and chips and the roasted beet salad. Where are you going? Back to Brooklyn in about thirty minutes, unfortunately. What are you doing in Cape May? Celebrating our three-year anniversary... and getting engaged. Where did you propose? On the beach. Where are you staying? The Star Inn. How do you feel about lingerie, Sophia? It’s always fun to dress up and feel sexy, but I’m a pre-school teacher on a budget! How do you feel about lingerie, Isaiah? Well, that’s something I’ve never complained about. Interview by Diane Stopyra PHOTOGRAPH by gabi urda... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479
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12/23: Scott Swain’s Christmas Party On Seashore Road
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Meranda, Mariah, Kyle
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Sleeping Around
Every week, we test the beds of Cape May’s hotels and inns. This week... The Dormer House. Where is it? On charming Columbia Avenue, at the corner of Franklin. In other words, walking distance to everything. What is it? The Dormer House is a center hall Colonial Revival built in 1899. It’s painted white with red accents, and featuring a good old-fashioned wood porch complete with rocking chairs. Who runs it? Husband-and-wife team Dennis and Lucille Doherty split the duties. Dennis, a retired union electrician and hands-on guy, tackles most of the maintenance work while Lucille handles the baking for the B&B, and, in our humble opinion, does a bang-up job. How many rooms? There are 12 on three floors, as well as an attached, one-bed cottage. There is plenty of parking. What’s the vibe? This is a classic Cape May Victorian B&B – comfy, warm and welcoming, from the entry fireplace to the eclectically decorated rooms to the white-washed wooden floors of the sunny enclosed porch dining area. The parlor is a little jewel box of a room, with inviting places to sit and even cooler things to
look at, from a player piano to a WAY cool antique typewriter. Pull up a chair for a game of chess, or select a book and relax with a cup of tea. Amenities? Old fashioned charm co-exists with modern conveniences, like flat-screen TVs, in-room refrigerator and free wireless internet. And your sumptuous breakfast is included, plus afternoon tea. What’s the bed like? Ours was an absurdly comfy queen, complete with both down comforter AND patchwork quilt. The charming head- and foot-board were a nickel-finish modified fleur de lys pattern.
What’s for breakfast? We had homemade pumpkin bread, courtesy of the talented Lucille, followed by fluffy buttermilk pancakes and link sausage, along with some excellent coffee that we couldn’t seem to stop drinking. Other refreshments? We were smitten with The Dormer House when we walked in to find a GIANT bowl of Hershey Kisses. We also spied a cut glass decanter of sherry on the sideboard… but it was too early in the day, even for us. There is afternoon tea every day at 3pm — tea, coffee, cold drinks, and homemade cookies, cheese and crackers. Insider tip: Check out the videos on their website. Dennis and Lucille might have a future in film if this whole B&B thing doesn’t pan out. Random fact: The Dormer House kitchen was renovated by the late, lamented Andy Boyt. Contact info: The Dormer House is located at 800 Columbia Avenue. Call 609-884-7446, or 800-884-5052, or visit www.dormerhouse.com.
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12/13: Chamber Of Commerce Holiday Party At Mad Batter
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Joan, Mary, Jean
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The Cape May Crossword
None of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle just for “Exit Zero”! By Diane Stopyra So YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword are all related to our theme issue, which is lingerie. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, exitzero.us. Across 1. These short-waisted jackets of yesteryear were worn to keep a woman’s shoulders warm and protect her modesty when receiving visitors while sitting in bed. 4. A type of corset, usually strapless, that often comes down to a point in the front. 6. The first of these was made by tying two handkerchiefs together with ribbon. 7. This brand of shapewear is known for its use by celebrities under their red carpet frocks. It’s also a punishment, of sorts. 8. This sexy Japanese belted robe is usually made of shiny, colorful satin. 9. This short style of nightgown is often made of sheer cloth, like chiffon, and bedecked with ribbons and lace. The name is said to be taken from the title of a 1956 film starring Carroll Baker. 11. This woman, named by Forbes magazine as Hollywood’s highest-paid actress of 2011, kept a throwing knife in her garter belt in the film Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 13. The undergarments traditionally collected by a bride for her wedding and honeymoon. 15. In the 1830s, this piece of lingerie was considered a medical necessity for “fragile” females, even for girls as young as three. 16. This three-time Academy Awardwinning screenwriter/director/actor/
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comedian/ playwright said he doesn’t believe in an afterlife, but he plans on bringing a change of underwear, just in case. 18. Halfway through an interview, this supermodel accidentally broke the $8 million dollar “fantasy” bra she wore on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. 19. The title of a Seinfeld episode, this expression is also used to describe the phenomenom of the roll of flesh that falls over the top of pants or shapewear. 22. A 2000 song by Sisquo sang the praises of this particular undergarment. 23. This full-body stocking was first made popular in the 1960s by actress Diana Rigg in The Avengers television series. Down 2. An episode of the sitcom Friends has been credited with introducing this term into popular vernacular. 3. You’ll still look like a girl in this underwear. 4. Last month, The Daily Telegraph reported that this woman spent $50,000 at Agent
Provocateur, a lingerie boutique that charges $1,990 for a nightie. 5. This iconic singer rose to fame in the early 1980s, and threw down the cavorting-onstage-in-one’s underwear gauntlet currently being carried by Lady Gaga. 10. This former NBA player, who was married briefly to Carmen Electra, admitted to wearing women’s leggings under his clothes — “but not lingerie.” 12. Worn around the waist this garment has straps hanging down to hold up a pair of stockings. 14. This piece of lingerie, also called camiknickers, gained popularity during World War II. 17. The patent for this type of underwear was originally denied on the basis that candy and underpants aren’t compatible. 20. These stockings favored by roller-derby queens and superheroines are super-sexy. 21. These short shorts, syled with a slight flare, can be worn as a slip under a skirt.
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The Answer Lady
T
he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Dear Answer Lady I understand Anne Hathaway may be getting married here in Cape May. This breaks my heart, as it’s obvious that she and I were meant to be together, and have lots of sex and babies. (I’m not stalking her or anything, but my love for her is as deep as the shipping channel in Delaware Bay.) So, would it be wrong if, at the point of the ceremony where the minister asks to “speak now or forever hold your peace,” I loudly and publicly tell Anne what a huge mistake she’s making? - The Future Mister Hathaway Dear Mr Hathaway The Answer Lady has heard this rumor as well – how exciting it would be to have celebrity nuptials in our little town! Cape May is, after all, one of the premier wedding destinations in the country – why, even the Answer Lady was married here, prior to
Wise answers to perplexing questions
making Cape May her home. She suspects, however, that you would have to get in line with many other would-be Mr. Hathaways, so good luck with that. And the Answer Lady is not trying to be cavalier about your feelings for the lovely Ms. Hathaway, incidentally. On the contrary, it is lucky for Johnny Depp that he has yet to make an honest woman of his long-time love, or the Answer Lady would have to travel to whatever far-flung destination those nuptials would be held to stage her own intervention. Let’s face it — some of us
simply do NOT know what is best for us. Dear Answer Lady My fiancé and I are getting married this spring, and we’re having what is turning into a major disagreement. He’s been assuming all this time that I will take his name, when in actuality I have no intention of doing so. My name is pretty well established in my profession, and I happen to like it better than his. Plus, my sister got divorced a couple of years ago, and has decided to keep her ex’s name rather than go through what is apparently a major hassle to change it back. We’re at an impasse. Help! – Ms. Smith Dear Ms. Smith The Answer Lady hopes that you did not use your “it’s-a-pain-to-change-it-backafter-I-divorce-your-ass” story as an example, as hopefully you can see how unsettling your intended may find this. The decision whether to take another’s name didn’t used to be a decision at all, but was merely a foregone conclusion. Your fiancé either is surprised and maybe a little bit hurt, or he is a caveman. Talk this out and find out which.
Last Weekend For Big Sale!
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Exit Zero Travels To... India. How Perfectly Exotic.
Phil Broder in the White Rann of Kutch, a salt desert on the India/Pakistan border. Phil says, “It might be the single most empty and lifeless place I’ve ever been to (after Cape May in January, of course).”
Phil, in front of The Gateway of India in Mumbai
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12/11: Chamber Of Commerce Holiday Party At The Mad Batter
Mary Newman, Bob Steenrod
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Beverly, Bernie
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12/11: Chamber Of Commerce Holiday Party At The Mad Batter
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Rommie, Derek
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The Old Fogey
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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur
AM NOT one for the French, as you know, but I do tip my hat at the Gallic rogues for inventing lingerie, or at least the word for it (the actual French, back in my day, were not much for personal hygiene, and so their undergarments tended best to be admired from a good distance, usually with my dear friend Toulouse Lautrec). But the word conjures up such desire, such passion, such naughtiness that, dear reader, I can see my faithful manservant Kitchener blushing and looking faintly sick as I dictate this column to him. It takes me back to the late lamented Mrs D’Catur, and a lingerie creation that was positively opulent: yards of parachute silk, a load of the finest whalebone, hundreds of pearl buttons and a skein of the finest lace tiny children in India could be beaten to produce. When worn, it pushed everything up and out to a degree that defied physics. However, Mrs D said I looked a damned fool in it, and further said that a man’s underpants should be cotton and snug, not resembling an S&M galleon
in full rigging, and so she made me take them off. She herself favored just the merest sliver of silk and the occasional pearl necklace. But I do think a lady or chap’s taste in lingerie (ah yes, Kitchener, I shall keep on saying it just to discomfit you, or do you in fact like it? I think yes you do, you scamp… lingerie! Lingerie!) says a lot about them. For example, if one favors such attire, it must be black, or white if one is unmarried and has a sense of irony. Red is for
strumpets, and tends to be the choice of a clueless man shopping for a lady whom he fondly imagines he knows, but in fact he will soon lose her to that handsome mailman who drops by every day, and when she leaves him, he will open a drawer to find all the unopened, unworn and unwelcome red lingerie lying there taunting his taste and manhood. In general, men should not dare to purchase lingerie (Kitchener! I see you sweating there! LINGERIE!) for a lady unless he is given specific instructions. He should opt for the wiser option of showering the lady with wanted gifts and then dropping very specific hints as to his choice in her lingerie (say it with me, Kitchener, you wretch!) and then begging for several hours for her to purchase it herself. He should also be aware that outside of his surreptitiously delivered Sports Illustrated calendar, gravity DOES have a visible effect on real ladies, and critiques and helpful fitness and dietary advice are not welcome. Oh, and chaps? Boxer shorts are not sexy, especially silk ones. Go to the gym instead.
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Activity Of The Week
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A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: “Schools For The Colored” Exhibit.
N 1960, America was stunned by a picture of federal marshals escorting six-year-old Ruby Bridges to school in New Orleans. Photography showed the contrast: the ugliness of segregation set against that beautiful little girl with the bow in her hair. Today, photography shows the legacy of that ugliness in “Wendel White’s Schools for the Colored: Highlighting the Life and Soul of the Franklin Street School,” on exhibit at the Carriage House Gallery of the Emlen Physick Estate. The South didn’t have the monopoly on school segregation in America. Cape May’s landmark Franklin Street School opened in 1928 as an elementary school for African American children, and segregated schools were common in New Jersey into the middle of the twentieth century. It took a lawsuit by two mothers, Berline Williams and Gladys Hegdgepeth, to change things. In 1944, the New Jersey Supreme Court held that school segregation is unlawful, and ten years later, ‘Hedgepeth-Williams v. Board of Education, Trenton, NJ’ was cited as a precedent for the United States Supreme Court’s decision in
Brown v. Board of Education. Wendel White is a Distinguished Professor of Art at The Richard Stockton College of New Jersey. ‘Schools for the Colored’ depicts historically segregated schools in northern states. The photos show solid buildings in dreamlike landscapes, effectively highlighting the separation of these schools, and their
students, from their communities. In places where the school no longer stands, the shape of it is superimposed over the landscape, showing how quickly history can be erased. The Franklin Street School has been designated by the State of New Jersey as an African American Historic Site. The Center for Community Arts is renovating the building, with the goal of transforming it into a fully-accessible community center. Plans include space for the John and Janet Nash African American History Archive and the Archive of the Greater Cape May Historical Society, as well as for CCA’s arts programs for children and adults, and Cape May’s recreation programs. Schools for the Colored is presented by the Center for Community Arts and the MidAtlantic Center for the Arts through April 15. Admission is free, and gallery hours vary. A free panel discussion with Wendel White and representatives of the CCA is scheduled for Sunday, February 19. Call (609) 884-5404 for information. Visit the Schools for the Colored exhibit to get a more complete picture of school segregation in America. Next week: A Winter Wine Weekend
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Name: Bianca Popescu. Occupation: Front desk agent at the Virginia Hotel. Age: I’m 23. Hometown: I am from Romania. How long have you worked here? I worked the summer in 2010, left to go home, came back in June and have been here ever since. Best thing about the job? Always being able to chat with our guests — it’s nice getting to know so many different people. What do you recommend here? Whether you’re staying at the Virginia or not, you must visit The Ebbitt Room — either dinner or drinks and a bite at the bar. The food and drinks are unbelievable. What’s your OTHER dream job? Anything involving travel — I want to see the world. Favorite thing about Cape May? Besides the beach and the weather? I love the history —it’s like another era. Interview by Kate Chadwick Want to nominate an employee of the week? Email kate@exitzero.us.
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Hey Guys!! The big “V” Day is just around the corner... what to do? 1. Roses? Eh.... kinda nice - but gone in two days... 2. Chocolates? They’ll make her fat... not PHAT! 3. A new vacuum cleaner? REALLY????? Why not make Valentine’s Day all about YOU this year??? Treat your love to a gift certificate to Artizan Salon and Spa. We’ll make her look and feel gorgeous - easy on YOUR eyes - and even easier on YOUR wallet. She will love, love, love YOU for a long, long time!! Hurry! This deal won’t last. Call 609-884-4499 now!!! Mention this ad and receive 10% off your purchase Happy Valentine’s Day Thank You for choosing Artizan!
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junior Christopher Addonizio is not only currently first in his class, but he is also heavily involved in both Key Club and Mock Trial at LCMR. Parents Sandi Eakin and Jim Addonizio and stepfather Dave Eakin are supportive of both Addonizio and his older sister Erica, who is also an LCMR graduate and current student athlete at the University of Delaware. Recently elected as Lieutenant Governor of his Key Club district, Addonizio must juggle his obligation to overseeing his district’s clubs and his own school work. As well as being very active in Key Club, Addonizio is an integral member of the Mock Trial team. With such demanding extracurricular activities, staying at the top of his class can be challenging. “I try my best and keep up my work ethic,” said Addonizio of his ability to handle the rigors of a hectic schedule. Addonizio would like to pursue a degree in engineering after high school. He is currently interested in Rutgers University as well as Cambridge University in England. Surely his strong work ethic will drive him to wherever he wishes to go in the future. by RYANSARA HUNTER / photograph by Alyssa Spatacco
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923
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PANDORA is a sweet young girl. She’s very nervous, so you will have to take time to let her get used to things. Pandora does know a few commands, and she’s very food motivated... so she should be great to train! This pup is okay with cats, good with other dogs, and even good with kids. If you think she may be the right one for you, stop on in the shelter and give her a second chance! The adoption fee is only $95.
BOWSER is calm, quiet and sweet, but he does get a bit anxious. He’s going to need a bit of time to adjust to a new home, and will need a little more TLC, but he is a good boy! He doesn’t get along wonderfully with other dogs, and wouldn’t be good with cats, either. A quiet home without children would be best. If you think you could spare the love for this adorable German Shepherd mix, stop in. The adoption fee is only $95.
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SONIC is a very handsome one-yearold American Eskimo/Sheltie mix who was recently surrendered to the shelter for being too rambunctious with his owner’s young child. We can’t believe he hasn’t been adopted yet! All he needs is some attention, training, and exercise. Most importantly though, he needs understanding because he doesn’t understand why he’s here; he’s jus a fun-loving pup! The adoption fee is only $95.
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal
Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923
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MADISON is a beautiful cat...how can you not fall in love with that face? She’s waiting patiently for a forever home with her equally adorable sister, Bella. They are both sweet and affectionate young gals who would make wonderful companions for anyone in need of a new friend. Will you give Madison a chance? Her adoption fee is $70.
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CRY BABY is a friendly, middle-aged black male. He loves affection, and loves to give it, too! He will make a very good companion, but he is FIV+, so he does need to be the only cat in the house, or else he needs to be placed in a home with other FIV+ cats. His adoption fee is only 35$, and you can’t beat that.
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PERRY came to the shelter a few months ago with his brothers and sister. Most of Perry’s siblings have gotten used to things just fine, but he is still terrified. All he needs is someone with a little bit of patience and a lot of spare love. If you’re that kind soul, give Perry or his siblings a chance; this could be your greatest decision yet.
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The Exit Zero Bouquet Ambush
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The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu
O THERE we were on the outside porch of this kick-vent (that’s the back end on a bird same as our back end) little bar at the end of a dirt road. No, not that end. The other end. We, meaning the twenty or so members of our Winter Raptor Workshop were scanning for eagles and stuff and drinking Yuengling beer and more or less having the good time that people have who are watching eagles and drinking beer. Why Yuengling? It’s what was on tap. Why eagles? Because today, at least, they were more common than Short-eared Owls. Anyway, every five minutes or so one of the regular patrons from the bar would get curious about what the party was all about and wander over. “What are you looking at?” “Eagles,” we’d say. “Real eagles?” they’d ask. Since an image is worth more than a reply, we’d step back and let the patron
look through a spotting scope at whichever one of several eagles happened to be in view (and focus). The most often heard response was: “WOW.” It’s very heartening when people say “WOW” about the national bird. And if they are very much in the moment, we then invite them to look at one or two
other birds. Perched Red-tailed Hawks... perched Northern Harriers... foraging Snow Geese. You know. Birds that are pretty much all over the place when you stand at the end of dirt roads in winter, in New Jersey. No. I told you. The other end The reason you’ve never seen any of this neat stuff yourself is because you are standing at the wrong end. Most people reading this article will never travel to the good end of the road. The one with the beer and the eagles. They won’t do so because they have beer in the fridge at home and don’t particularly care about seeing eagles. But just in case you are a beer drinker and an eagle aspirant who has not yet graduated up to the level of eagle watcher, then you should know that there is a whole bird watching infrastructure in place that has no higher ambition than to move you toward your ambition. An institution that more or less wrote
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Bird Droppings ? From Page 75 the book when it comes to bringing people and nature together. An institution jam packed with talented, cheerful, eagle-conversant souls who have turned thousands of people on to the extraordinary natural history all around them and... You won’t even have to buy them a beer. All you have to do is show up at a regularly scheduled Cape May Bird Observatory morning walk. They begin at 7:30am (so it’s a little early for beer anyway) and they go for just about two hours. You bring your eager anticipation. CMBO and Cape May supply the birds. You get a face full of WOW. The natural world gets a new advocate. Everyone wins. Nobody loses. You go off to breakfast with something to talk about and... When you have dinner that night you’ll have something to toast to. Your first eagle! Or Snowy Egret or Gray Catbird or Hooded Merganser or Northern Gannet. Every bird counts as one. There are ten thousand species in the world. But if you want to start in Cape May where there are
Seymore Thanu recommends eagle spotting with good friends and good beer! about 4% of the planet’s species, it’ll make a good start. The beer is better here than it is in many other parts of the world, too. Want to know where and what day to meet for these 7:30am walks? Head over to the Cape May Bird Observatory, THE place for all your nature needs. CMBO is located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking Lake Lily in Cape May Point (609.884.2736), and is open 9:30am to 4:30pm every day
but Tuesday. Pick up a free schedule, birding map and checklist. We have walks scheduled throughout the season — even in February! Take a look at the sighting sheets to check what’s being seen, scan the bookshelves or pick up a bargain from the used and vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise including a terrific lithograph done just for the Cape May Bird Observatory, or just browse around. While you’re there check out the view of the lake from the wide selection of scopes and binoculars or, if it’s not a particularly cold day, sit outside on our garden benches and enjoy the birds at the feeders and the view of Lake Lily. If you can’t make it in person, you can also visit us online www. BirdCapeMay.org – where birding Cape May is only a click away! Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Pete uses his talents and energy to make the natural world real for others. Author of several books on and about nature (available at the CMBO) he weaves information, insight and even fantasy into a net that captures minds and hearts. He has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times.
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A Proven Destination For Theater Lovers Who Crave the Adventure of Discovery! EXCITING EVENTS IN MARCH! March 2-3: Playwriting Get-Away hosted by The Henry Sawyer Inn. Participants will write plays under the guidance of ELTC's Artistic Director Gayle Stahlhuth. No experience necessary. For reservations and details contact The Henry Sawyer Inn at 609-884-5667; henrysawyerinn@verizon.net. (Those not needing accommodations pay $150.)
Elizabeth Dellas, Kim Dellas, Cindy Dellas
March 9-10: Murder Mystery Weekend, hosted by The Henry Sawyer Inn. Participants can try to solve a murder mystery with an experienced detective, Frank Smith. For reservations and details, contact the Inn. (Those not needing accommodations pay $80.) * Sun., March 11 at 5:00: Cuentos Del Arbol (Tree Tales) a bilingual musical from Pushcart Players. ELTC is hosting this admission-free event. Tues. March 13 at 1:00: 100 Years of Wildwood, students perform plays they’ve written after working with ELTC artists, at Glenwood Elementary School, 2900 New York Ave., Wildwood. Funding thru Target. March 16-17 at 8:00: Sherlock Holmes Adventure of the Norwood Builder, the return of ELTC’s popular 1930’s radio-style production. Tickets: $25 general; $15 student; ages 12 and under free. March 23-25: Murder Mystery Weekend: SOLD OUT
Susan, Marie, Margie, Norman
* Fri., March 23 from 6:30-9:30: Free Acting Class for ages 16 on up, taught by Tom Byrn who was in ELTC’s He and She. No experience necessary; reservations recommended. * Thurs., March 29 at 7:00: The Wizard of Oz performed by students at West Cape May Elementary School, 301 Moore St. after rehearsing with ELTC artists. * Funding through New Jersey Theatre Alliance’s Stages Festival. ELTC’s Victorian Magic and Sherlock Holmes are touring NJ, thanks to this Festival, too! To learn more, go to www.stagesfestival.org --------------------------------------------------------------------------609-884-5898 www.eastlynnetheater.org In residence at The First Presbyterian Church 500 Hughes St., Cape May, NJ 08204
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HIS week, I eavesdropped on one of those predictable conversations about who has it harder: men or women. “Women have to give birth!” I heard one girl say. “But men want to have sex all the time,” retorted a man. The rest of the conversation went much the same way: “PMS!” “Testicular Cancer!” “Cramps!” “Unexpected erections!” The debate ended in a stalemate. As far as I could tell, there was no definitive conclusion as to which gender has it harder. I was trying hard not to form an opinion of my own. After all, I’ve never been a man, so I can’t very well judge how easy or difficult it is to be one. But I’ve been doing some gender-related research recently (don’t asky why; I am single... in Cape May... in February), and that not-forming-an-opinion thing is getting harder. Here is what I’ve discovered about why Mother Nature hates women: 1. When a woman has casual sex, her
brain releases a chemical called oxytocin that makes her feel instantly bonded to the man she is with — no matter how bastardly he may be. Is she in love? That doesn’t matter…she’ll feel like she is or, at least, like she could be eventually. When a man has casual sex, his brain releases oxytocin, too, but in such small amounts he’s over that pesky bonded feeling shortly thereafter. 2. When a woman gets fat, she becomes less attractive. What a man gets fat, he lasts
longer in bed. A study conducted in Turkey concluded that, because of hormones stored in belly fat that delay male climax, the guy most likely to rock your world looks like Fred Flinestone. 3. Over the years, semen has evolved to work toward the best interests of the donor — the male. The result? There are anti-depressants in a man’s semen on which a woman can get hooked. Take away the sex, and she goes through what researchers are calling “semen withdrawal.” Cue high-fives from fratboys across Cape May. 4. Women now have to listen to obnoxious jokes about said semen withdrawal. American surgeon Lazar Greenfield responded to the above research by printing in a Surgery News editorial: “So there’s a deeper bond between men and women than St. Valentine would have suspected, and now we know there’s a better gift for that day than chocolate.” Har, har. There’s more, but it’s too depressing to write. On the upside: being a single girl... in Cape May... in February... isn’t looking so bad.
FRANK SHIELDS Benefit Saturday, February 25: 6-10pm VFW Hall, 419 Congress Street, Cape May $20.00 in advance $25.00 at the door.
Frank Shields has been battling cancer for 9 years. Last July 2011 he had a flare-up and has been out of work. Since then he has needed consistent medical care. Our goal is to alleviate some of the stress in his life. Please come out to support him in his time of need.
For more information contact: Dwight 780-5041 or Tracey 780-4037 Special Thanks to the Cape May VFW
Food, Beer, Wine, Door prizes, 50/50 and more.
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THE MEADOWS AT CAPE ISLAND VICTORIAN FARMHOUSE 506 St. James Place, Cape May STYLE HOME 4082 Bayshore Rd. Cold Spring End Unit 3 BR, 2.5 BA, gas fireplace, attached garage, In-ground pool on 3BR, 2BA, 2 zone heat & a/c, site, professionally managed. floored storage attic. $549,000 $419,900
PERFECT CONDITION! 927 Farmdale Dr. West Cape May 5BR, 2.5BA, 2-zone heat/air, screened porch, gas fireplace, 2-car att garage. $689,000
SUPERIOR CONSTRUCTION CANYON CLUB UNIT #3 902 Ocean Dr., Lower Township 3BR, 4.5BA, gas fireplace, elevator, pool/tennis courts on site. $1,050,000
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WONDERFUL UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TOWNHOUSE TWIN 712 Lafayette Street Cape May 1219 Washington Street Sgl Family (4BR, 1BA), currently utilized Cape May as The offices of the Center for Community Arts. Continued commercial use 2BR, 2BA, floored attic, central air. $365,000 subject to Local approvals. $399,000
LOTS FOR SALE 12 Cliffside Road, Townbank 80X100 Residential $249,000 11 Colgate Street, Del Haven 60X100, Residential $124,000 731 W. Spruce Street, North Wildwood, 90X105, Residential 12 Hidden Lake Drive, CMCH, 1.36 Acres, Residential
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Sol Needles Real Estate
221 S. Main Street, Cape May Court House Prime Commercial property located in the heart of the business district on exceptionally deep lot providing ample parking. Two retail or office spaces, kitchen, powder room, partial basement. $249,000.
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1742 Maryland Ave. Cape May 3 bedroom, 2 ½ bath impeccably maintained 2 story semi-detached home near Poverty Beach offering 3 levels of decks (one rooftop) with spectacular ocean views. Large liv. room with fireplace, dining room, kitchen, wetbar, screened porch, very large master suite with walkin closet, private bath and sliders to ocean view rear deck. Excellent rental history, direct access to beach. $925,000.
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HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May Toll Free: 888-309-7454 • Local: (609) 884-1888 www.HomeSteadCapeMay.com Dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner
1011 MICHIGAN AVENUE, CAPE MAY This 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath Cape May cottage sits on one of the most tranquil settings in town. This landscaped, tree lined property overlooks the Madison Avenue duck pond. Enjoy spectacular views from your cozy family room with gas fireplace or from your backyard hot tub. Don’t miss this wonderful home filled with charm. Call today $699,000
214 SCHOOL LANE, RIO GRANDEBack on the market and better than ever! This 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home is much larger than it looks and is close to shopping and just a short drive to the beach. Recent upgrades include a large family room with sliders to the back yard and updated master suite. This home is perfect for the growing family. Make your appointment today! $195,000
7 TERN STREET, LOWER TOWNSHIP You don’t want to miss this lovely 3 bedroom, 2 bath home in Bay Gardens. This home has been well cared for over the years by the original owners who used it as their vacation home. Recent updates include a new master bedroom and master bath, new HVAC, new loft den with skylight, and new carpeting throughout. If you are comparison shopping put this on your list, you won’t be disappointed! $189,000
601 MADISON AVENUE, CAPE MAY Located in the heart of Cape May The Blue Fish Inn is a thriving 12 unit motel offering excellent rental history. Newly renovated in 2008 the property includes a spacious 2 story owners quarters with 3 bedrooms and 1.5 baths. On site you will also find a lobby, office, refurbished pool, laundry facility, two car garage and plenty of off street parking. If this sounds like an investment for you give us a call for more information. $2,300,000
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Homes Of The Week
Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area
1081 Washington Ave. Woodbine
261 grant street Cape May
1531 YACHT AVENUE CAPE MAY
521 North Broadway West Cape May
303 Millman Lane Villas
This beautiful 7.5 acre farm belongs on a postcard! This charming 100 year old 4 bedroom, 1.5 bath home has an attached garage, 2 year new Amish built 36’ x 56’ barn with horse stalls, washing area, and large loft. Too many other features to list them all. Call for an appointment. $685,000.
Majestic 3-story Victorian has been restored to perfection, seamlessly blending classic charm with modern amenities including a custom built kitchen with granite counter tops, a breakfast bar and island, custom kitchen cabinetry and upgraded appliances (including wine cooler & built-in microwave). Upgraded electrical and plumbing, heated in-ground pool with water fall. Original details include: 11’ (approx.) ceilings, original staircases, custom milled hardwood floors. Strong rental history.
The moment you enter this custom built, 3 story home on the harbor you will be amazed by the views, the quality of craftsmanship, and the attention to detail. Inside amenities abound including the state of the art entertainment kitchen with Wolf and Sub-Zero appliances. Outside you’ll find a new bulkhead and dock featuring 3 boat slips. If waterfront living at its finest is for you, than this is the home for you! $2,150,000
Great price, great location, This home is being used as a Duplex, but could be converted into a single family home. This home is located in a commercial zone, which allows for retail uses, lot is L shaped and fronts on Broadway. The first floor consists of living room, 2 bedrooms, large eat-in kitchen, dining area, Florida room, nice big basement holds washer and dryer. The second floor apartment is one bedroom, large living room, kitchen & two entrances. $429,000.
Does the idea of an investment that acts as a second home and income producer appeal to you? If the answer is yes, then this water view home can be yours in time for summer 2012 . This five bedroom, four full bath home is so exceptionally maintained it is just “like new “. There are views of the water from most of the rooms. There is garage storage plus storage for all of your belongings. This home offers energy efficient heating and cooling systems. $539,000
Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall Cape May (609) 884-8428 www.cbcapemay.com
Heijung Park-Colameco Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street Cape May 609-884-5800
HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com
Darcy Dickenson Cape May Realty 311 Pittsburgh Avenue Cape May 609-602-4122 www.capemayproperty.net
5 Falcon Ridge Cape May
209 vineyard tranquility
217 Alexander Ave. Cape May Point
Limited time opportunity to own one of these 36 townhouse units with a deepwater boat slip included, options to 70’. Dramatic price reduction on one unit only at Osprey Landing. This five bedroom four and a half bath home has every imaginable amenity including it’s own private elevator. This unit boasts a two-car garage, and three decks. The common area offers two pools, a clubhouse, and beautifully landscaped grounds. $999,900
Aggressively priced home to reflect current market conditions! This 2 story low maintenance home has a layout conducive to entertaining & comfortable living with large living room featuring a gas fireplace, spacious dining area or possible den connected to an eat-in kitchen. The open Kitchen features modern cabinetry, new Corian counters, and upgraded appliances. Home features Master bedroom with walk in closet and new bathroom, 2 additional bedrooms and bath. $329,900.
The Cape May area is not just great restaurants and a wonderful walking mall. The finest beachfront home in Cape May Point just came on the market. It offers all of the amenities you might be looking for in a home in a serene, uncrowded and majestic 180 degree water view setting with daily sunsets over the ocean and bay. Breath-taking 5 bedroom, 4 bath home on a corner lot located directly across from the beach with amazing water views. Gourmet kitchen, elevator, sauna, and fitness room. $2,740,000.
Waterfront living at its finest in Cape May’s Marina District! Turn-key townhouse offered for sale on prestigious Wilson Drive and situated on Spicer’s Creek to encapsulate the essence of nautical grandeur including a mahogany dock with large boat slip. Created by WKR Builders, this 4 BR/3.5 BA home offers 5 star amenities that include a chef’s kitchen, private elevator, master suite with private bath, hardwood floors and intricately detailed tile work. $1,495,000
On the island and 1.25 acres to enjoy! Quaint 1890 Farmhouse that has been loved and lived in year round. First floor offers a sunny front enclosed porch, living room, dining room with fireplace, eat in kitchen and laundry room. Second level highlighted with a spacious master bedroom, sitting room, hallway space large enough for a computer desk, full bath with claw foot tub and a second bright bedroom. Great wood finishes and floors. $344,000
Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 www.jerseycaperealty.com
Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com
Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Ave., Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com
DeSatnick Real Estate 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1300 www.desatnickrealestate.com
Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com
1230 Wilson DRive, Unit B Lower Township
Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com
1005 Old Seashore Rd. Cape May
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Rentals Of The Week
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411 Lincoln Avenue, Cape May Point 3 BR, 2.5 BA, w/d, d/w, internet, sleeps 9 Low $1450/High $2500
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1415 Harbor Lane, Unit 202, Cape May Premier 2 BR/2 BA waterfront end unit in Harbor Point Condominiums with boat slip on Devil’s Reach! This meticulously maintained condominium boasts amazing views of the Cape May Marina District & The Lobster House. $524,000
907 Shore Drive, Townbank Charming bay front cottage with stellar views of the Delaware Bay including remarkable West Coast style sunsets. This ranch style home features a covered front porch which overlooks the water for spectacular outdoor entertaining. $499,900
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1310A Texas Avenue, Cape May 4 BR, 3 BA, pool, w/d, d/w, c/a, internet, sleeps 10, Low $2000/High $4000
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1440 Missouri Ave., Cape May 4 Bed/ 2.5 bath, internet, beach box, harbor views, upside down house. Sleeps 12, low $900. high $2600. Weekly avail 1442 Missouri Ave., Cape May - 4 BR/2.5 BA, decks, harbor views, Gas Grill, Sleeps 10, Low $900. High $2600. Weekly avail.
Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5800 wwwjerseycaperealty.com
Darcy Dickenson, Cape May Realty 311 Pittsburgh Avenue, Cape May 609-602-4122 • www.capemayproperty.net
902 Lafayette Street, Cape May In the heart of town and close to everything. Tastefully decorated. 3 BR 2 BA
216 Fifth Avenue, West Cape May Sleeps 10, 4 Bedrooms Off Season nightly rates
104 Howard Ave. (1st floor), Cape May Reasonably priced quality vacation rental spot. Very close to beach, town & entertainment. 3 BR 1.5 BA
803 St James Place. Cape May Sleeps 8, 3 Bedrooms Off Season nightly rates
Inquiries to rentals department at Jersey Cape Realty, 739 Washington Street, Cape May • 609-884-5800 104 Yale Avenue, Cape May Point Single Family, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths Sleeps 6. $1000-$1900 per week.
Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com 608 Leaming Avenue, North Cape May Yr Rd, 2 bedroom, 1 bath home w/ large yard. $850/mo plus utilities. Sec and ref required.
504 Sixth Avenue, West Cape May Single Family, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths Sleeps 7. $1200-$1400 per week.
118 Emerald Avenue, West Cape May Year round, 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 2nd floor apartment with washer & dryer. $850/ month plus utilities. Sec and ref required.
Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-3332, www.chrisclemanssir.com
Homestead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com
100 Second Avenue, Cape May 4 BR / 2.5 BA single family home, sleeps 12. Steps from the beach! Amazing ocean views. $1500-$2800/week.
402 Gorham Avenue, North Cape May Year Round. $1,100 Month + Utilities 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom. No Pets.
108 S. Broadway, Cape May - 6 BR, 3 BA sinlge family home, sleeps 16. Short walk to beaches! $1000-$4700/week. Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May 884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com
406 Baywyn Avenue, Cape May Beach Year Round. $1,250 Month + Utilities 4 Bedrooms, 1 Bath. Small Pet OK Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5005 www.coastlinerealty.com
105 Texas Avenue, Villas 2 BR, 1 BA, Propane heat and central air. Yearly rental
232 Windsor Avenue, #5, Cape May Newly remodeled 3rd floor condo., 2 BR, 2 baths, sleeps 6, $1,950 - $2,200/week.
4 East Tampa Aveneu, Villas Two bedrooms, one bath. Large living room. Yearly rental.
211 Beach Avenue, Cape May Completely remodeled tri-plex with each floor offering a 3 BR, 2 BA apartment, sleeps 8 - $1,500 - $3,100/week.
Theresa Senico, Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Road, Villas, NJ 08251 (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com
Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • www.cbcapemay.com
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A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go
Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical. Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Staff Writers: Kate Chadwick, kate@exitzero.us Diane Stopyra, diane@exitzero.us Arts Editor: Tom Sims Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Gabi Urda Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Stephanie Grubb, Amy Wingate, Evangeline Wentletrap Columnists: Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey) Labeler: Mary Smith Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your home in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 B&W issues, plus five in color. Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe. Downtown Cape May Swain’s, Mariah’s, Guardian, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish Imports, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Primrose, Center For Community Arts. Washington Street Mall The Original Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Jackson Street Boutique, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Ella's, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Café, Love The Cook, Bath Time, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents. Washington Street Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’
Sotheby’s International Realty, Billmae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers. BEACHFRONT King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richard's Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette. Columbia Avenue Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, White Dove Cottage, The Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star. Gurney/oCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Bamboo Shack, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel. East Cape May Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Cape May Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin. West Cape May VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher
Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Café, Flanegan’s Framing, 7-11, Copper Fish, Homestead Real Estate. Sunset Boulevard The Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop. Route 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center. North Cape May Laundromat, North Beach Gym, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May–Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary. Off The Island The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards. Villas Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It.
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