Exit Zero, Vol. 8, No. 23 - July 14, 2010

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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, July 14, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 23 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

Exit Zero Assistant Editor Jon Roth, Editor Jack Wright, and Ben Miller, who wrote our best-selling history book, “The First Resort”, at the launch party for the new second edition of the book, on the rooftop of the Grand Hotel July 8. Buy the book at the Exit Zero store! Aleksey Moryakov - more photos inside

Annual Whale Of A Day Festival

See Pages 3-13

THIS WEEK...

The Derriere Issue!

Want To Know What To Do In Cape May?

See The Cape May Calendar on Pages 105-128


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The Almanac THURSDAY July 15 Sunny

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High Temperature: 88 Low Temperature: 75 Chance of Rain: 20% Sunrise: 5:47am Sunset: 8:24pm High Tides: 11:38am, 11:50pm Low Tides: 5:14am, 5:28pm

FRIDAY July 16 Mainly sunny

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High Temperature: 90 Low Temperature: 76 Chance of Rain: 20% Sunrise: 5:47am Sunset: 8:24pm High Tides: 12:34pm Low Tides: 6:04am, 6:28pm

SATURDAY July 17 Scattered storms

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High Temperature: 91 Low Temperature: 75 Chance of Rain: 40% Sunrise: 5:48am Sunset: 8:23pm High Tides: 12:45am, 1:32pm Low Tides: 6:56am, 7:31pm

Inside This Issue « The Coffee Break Page................. Page 10 «Ramblings From the Editor......... Page 11 «Food & Drink Guide.................... Page 17 « The Contest Page......................... Page 18 «A Night On The Town.................. Page 25 «Around the Bars and Clubs.......... Page 31 «Spouty Offy................................. Page 33 « A Cape May Lover.........................Page 39 « The Old Fogey............................. Page 45 « The Organic Column.................. Page 53 « The Shopping Guide................... Page 65 Come See Us Online

Reader Quote Of The Week

Visit our revamped website www.exitzero.us

“This is the first time we have read your paper... it’s very refreshing and informative. We stay in Cape May twice a year and now I have a complete update on where to dine and shop! Thank you.” – Judy Hullfish

Friday, July 16 TABLE 10

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Saturday, July 17 WHITE COLLAR CRIME LORDS

High Temperature: 90 Low Temperature: 74 Chance of Rain: 10% Sunrise: 5:49am Sunset: 8:23pm High Tides: 1:43am, 2:33pm Low Tides: 7:51am, 8:37pm

Sunday, July 18 STELLAR MOJO $2 Miller Lites, MGD 65 and Miller High Lifes Monday, July 19 BEHIND THE BEAUTIFUL (FKA DUTCH RUDDER)

MONDAY July 19 Sunny

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High Temperature: 87 Low Temperature: 74 Chance of Rain: 10% Sunrise: 5:50am Sunset: 8:22pm High Tides: 2:46am, 3:35pm Low Tides: 8:48am, 9:44pm

Wednesday, July 14 TERRY-OKE Thursday, July 15 THE LOOP

SUNDAY July 18 Mainly sunny

Keep up to date with all the happenings by checking us out on Facebook, Myspace and Twitter!

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

Maya and Cooper Daly

Bridget Allebach, Megan Schmitt

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

THE BEST LIVE ENTERTAINMENT IN TOWN! New Food and Drink Menus!

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The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

« The Answer Lady........................ Page 67 « Terry O’Brien’s Short Story..........Page 81 «Health & Beauty Guide................ Page 95 «Adopt An Animal.........................Page 96 «Cape Curiosity............................ Page 101 « Activity of the Week.................. Page 111 « The Cape May Crossword .......... Page 123 « The Movie Column...................... Page 125 «Bird Droppings............................ Page 127 « Homes of the Week..................... Page 139 «About Exit Zero........................... Page 143

And be one of our huge and growing army of friends on Facebook, where you can check out beautiful photographs and enter fun contests www.facebook.com/ exitzeropublishing

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Tuesday, July 20 TERRIBLE TUESDAY - DJ QWIK $2 Miller Lite - $2 Ugly Mug Summer Brews

OPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND! (609) 884-3459 • 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May

LUCKY BONES BACKWATER GRILLE

ER EST BE !! D L O C Y PE MA IN C A

Lucky Bones Pre-Game... Music starts at 8pm JULY SPECIAL HALF PRICE PIZZA EVERY NIGHT • 11PM-MIDNIGHT

Award Winning Lunch & Dinners!

REVERSE HAPPY HOUR

Every Saturday Night • 11pm-Midnight $2 Ice Cold Miller Lite Drafts • $3 Margaritas SUNDAY BREAKFAST & STEEL DRUM BRUNCH 8am-1:30pm

Live Music This Week! Wednesday Thursday Saturday Johnny’s Cousin Steve Simo & Dobbs Twelve:01

Lunch • Dinner

Sunday Justin Steere

1200 Route 109 South, Cape May

Thin Crust Brick-Oven Pizza

(609) 884-BONE (2663)


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

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The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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David and Janet Hunt

Karen, Guy

Barbara and Ed Gannon

Judith Hoffman, Bruce Woodruff

Susan Lord, Philip Driscoll

Diane Shaw, Karen Paul

FISH MARKET SPECIALS FRIDAY, JULY 16 THRU SUNDAY, JULY 18

SEAFOOD GUMBO

Evi Flagg, Carol and Steve Carr

$5.50/pint

FRESH SWORDFISH

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

$7.75/pound

TAKE-OUT SPECIALS FRIDAY, JULY 16 & SATURDAY, JULY 17

APPETIZER SPECIAL Clams Casino $7.95

C-View Inn Cape May’s Oldest & Friendliest Tavern

Mondays

RIB NIGHT

Broiled or Fried FRESH, LOCAL SCALLOP AND FLOUNDER PLATTER Served w/ Cole Slaw & choice of French Fries or Baked Potato $10.95

1/2 Rack - $8.50 Sue Ingersoll, Natalie McFeeley, Jay McCarrie, Cheryl McCarrie, Bill McFeeley

Tuesdays

TAVERN PIZZA NIGHT $3.50 Small Pizzas $5.50 Large Pizzas Wednesdays

OUR INFAMOUS WING NIGHT!

Fisherman’s Wharf ª Cape May

starting at 3pm

609-884-3064

BEST WINGS IN SOUTH JERSEY TAKE-OUT PACKAGE GOODS DAILY SPECIALS 8 FLAT SCREEN TVs HAPPY HOUR Mon - Tues - Thurs - Fri 3-5pm $2 Domestics $3 Well Drinks

Famous for Our Wings!

www.thelobsterhouse.com Call Ahead & We’ll Have It Waiting For You! Samantha, Hope, Melissa

Corner of Texas Ave. & Washington St., Cape May • 884-4712


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Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Mark, Rechael, Chris, Drew, Marie

The Fucci family

BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER Open Every Day • 7am-10pm

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Serving Dinner Nightly from 5:30pm

We have great soups, desserts, seafood & sautéed specials!

Delicious Homemade Specials Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber

(609) 884 8811

www.unionparkdiningroom.com

Seaside Cheese Co.

Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot Syrah

Mark Dera, Ben Dillon, Alex King

The Wszolek family

Chardonnay Riesling Port

Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-6pm Winery Tours - Daily at 3pm Every Wednesday Starting July 21st

GRILL NIGHT at the Winery 6:30 PM Wine Tasting Complimentary Wine Glass and a light dinner off the grill

Sticky Toffee Cheese This English cheese is rich, dense and filled with the flavors of brown sugar, caramel, cinnamon and nutmeg. Goes great with black tea and cream or on top of toasted raisin bread!

July 21 Theme Grill is Jersey Fresh Local Fish paired with vegetables $28.00 per person • Call for reservations

600 PARK BOULEVARD WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May Joe McSherry, Joe Shields

Barabra Evans, Rick Jones, Roberta Ferro

(609) 884-1169 • www.capemaywinery.com


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The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Nathan Meyers, Mark Morrison

Jackie Gallo, Pat Coulson

Rebecca Morgan, Tammy DeMarco

Jean Truempy, Lauren Cubaza

Nick Sambucetti, Hugo Suaffo

Bernedette, Snowy and Sushi

Mary Truempy, Beth Yenner

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Nathan Meyers, Mark Morrison, Doug Boyd


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Ramblings From The Editor

The Police Blotter

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Every week we feature quirky police reports from small towns across America. CHICO, CA: Suspicious circumstance reported on the 1400 block of Palm Avenue. Reporting party noticed her garbage can missing and later found her male neighbor from next door bringing it back to her yard. Reporting party asked subject why he emptied her can, and he would not answer her.

Learn Russian With Tanya

YOU probably couldn’t throw a stone in Cape May without hitting an Eastern European person, though we would condemn such an act as extremely xenophobic. We at Exit Zero warmly embrace our Commie Cousins (we’re joking!) and to this end offer a weekly lesson to help you communicate. Please note – the “Russian” we are printing is our phonetic interpretation. What is a crude way of saying “butt” in Russian? Kak grubo skazat slovo zad po russkii? And, here is how your Russian-speaking friend is likely to respond: Eto slovo zvuchit tak zhe kak I imia trenera Penn State komandy po futboly, Jo Pa. Which translates to: Basically, just say the name of Penn State’s football coach, Joe Pa. (Trust me – it sounds almost exactly the same.) – Tanya Zotava

Weird Word Of The Week

Tookus Yiddish for derriere – as in, “I fell on my tookus during soccer practice and, oy, did it hurt!”

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A Picture From The Past

Ben Miller

THE 1970s Golden Eagle Inn and its motor lodge addition is now the Grand. Many of the amenities mentioned in the ad remain, like the indoor pool, which has been renovated and improved, and the restaurant, which was renamed Ballyhoos and recently changed again to Hemingway’s Steakhouse. The top-floor nightclub is now a luxury ballroom for weddings and parties, while the beauty salon and gift shop are a thing of the past. – Ben Miller

Facebook Mystery Contest

KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, taken by our resident cryptographer Dan Mathers. If you think you know which food joint is shown here, you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-yearold nephew. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook.com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Random Fact Of The Week

THE world’s largest pile of poop was discovered by scientists in Alberta, Canada, who discovered fossilized dinosaur dung that measured 25 inches by seven inches. It is around 65 million years old. Presumably they used the world’s largest pooper-scooper.

Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends... by Jack Wright

LOVE living in Cape May. I must do because I’ve been here for eight years now and I’d only planned to come down “for the summer”, taking a short break after quitting a job at a magazine in Manhattan. I always figured I’d go back to New York, the magical city that, while growing up in Scotland and then working in London, I’d always dreamed of making my home. But I’m still here. I don’t know if I can quite put a finger on what it is that I love about Cape May. One of our columnists, the adorable Meghan Kunz (she writes Confessions Of A Cape May Lover – see page 39) often remarks on how friendly and special the people here seem to be. I don’t know about that – I don’t think that any one town has a monopoly on cool, lovely people. I think most places have their mix of friendly folks and, well, other folks. I know a lot of great people in Cape May, but I knew some great people in Scotland, London and New York City, too. (Maybe it’s because this place is so small that you keep bumping into those special people – at the Wawa, the post office, local non-profit fundraisers, Collier’s Liquor Store...) What else is beautiful and seductive about Cape May? The beaches, for sure. They are often ranked among the best on the east coast by leading travel magazines, though I have to say that the vast majority of my time there is spent in the fall, winter and spring, when I can walk my pooches (and clean up after them), enjoying sunrises that feel more like the beginning of creation than the start of the day and sunsets more glorious than their July and August brethren (anyone who has stood on the promenade on a bright Decem-

ber late afternoon will know what I mean). People also rave about our restaurants and, to be sure, for such a small island we have some great places to eat. I don’t honestly know if it’s fair to keep insisting that we are still the “Restaurant Capital of New Jersey” more than a decade after being anointed as such by The New York Times, but we DO have a remarkable selection of places to dine. What else? Cape May is famous for its collection of Victorian architecture, which, along with San Francisco, ranks as the finest in the country. The city’s Historic District is small but I never tire of riding my bike on streets such as Hughes and Columbia, and then past the Chalfonte Hotel, which drips with Victoriana. Cape May also has a harbor that’s home to the second-most lucrative commercial fishing port on the east coast (and the fourth in the country), although you wouldn’t know it from the perplexing lack of evidence around town. There aren’t many stories in the local press about the fishing industry and the city makes very little mention of it in promotional material (the recently-introduced Harborfest is a step in the right direction).

I think it’s amazing that such a serious local industry exists in a town that is known to most people only for its tourism. And I wish there was a way to integrate our rich fishing lore into the fabric of the city. It’s something to be proud of. So what IS it that makes Cape May such a special place to live? Does it NEED to be one particular thing? Could it be a mixture of all of the above? Is there a point to my ramblings? Well, yes, there is, actually. What I really want is to hear from YOU. What do YOU love about Cape May? And, please, I want details. Don’t say: “I love the restaurants!” If eating here is your primary pleasure, tell me about your favorite places and dishes, your favorite tables and waiters. What we are planning on doing is compiling a readers’ list of all these best things – for the next issue of our beautiful color issue. There’s an incentive, too. We will award $50 gift certificates to the Exit Zero Store and Gallery (a truly wondrous shopping experience) to the five entries we like best. Get thinking and get writing. But don’t worry about the quality of your writing. A series of bullet points or just some rambling notes are fine, but DO think about the details – the people, the places, the things that you love about this place. Do one of the following: Write an email to me at jack@exitzero.us with I LOVE CAPE MAY in the subject line. Or send a letter to: I LOVE CAPE MAY, Exit Zero Publishing, 109 Sunset Boulevard, Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204. Or fax it to (609) 770-8481. I can’t wait to hear from you! Go on, make the effort. Cape May is worth it.

Fortune Cookie Of The Week

Serving Dinner from 5pm

J This week your future may change your thinking. J ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with seasame chicken and a small salad. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.

Early Dinner Specials 5-6pm $21.95

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

Casual or Fine Dining... Your Choice!

1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS! 5-6pm Nightly in the Pub Only

609-884-5878 • 991 Ocean D rive , C ape M ay


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The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

The 12th Annual Whale Of A Day Family Street Festival

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

Saturday, July 10 in Town Bank

Cat, Kay

Jim and Betty Gavin

Jake and Susie

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

KEEP A GOOD TABLE AND LOOK AFTER THE LADIES. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte’s instructions to Abbe de Pradt

Reserve Your Private Party for 2010! Rehearsal Dinners Reunions Baby Showers Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion

Serving Dinner Nightly from 5pm Reservations Recommended Gift Certificates Available!

Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May, Corner of Washington & Perry Street www.cucinarosa.com

Bailey and Kathy King

Ken, Anthony

Amanda Witlschen, Adele Marks

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Around The Beautiful Beaches Of Cool Cape May Friday, July 2

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort” Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Rose Marie Walter, Diane, Kathy Sigerson

Perry Street Gang

Amanda Laurito, Michelle Bendel

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s t k r e c e a t B Simply Delicious!

The Cobblers are Back by Popular Demand!

George and Muriel Gray, Joan Green

Cobblers available in Blueberry and Peach!

Freshest Ingredients • Fantastic Specials • Friendly Atmosphere • Reservations Recomended Dinner Nightly from 5pm (closed Tuesdays) • Breakfast from 9am on Saturday & Sunday 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-7660 • www.backstreetcapemaynj.com John and Mary, Jane and Bella

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

Check us out on Facebook!

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

YOUR FRIENDLY HOMETOWN TAVERN NEW Food • NEW Staff • 5 NEW 52” plasma TVs! Creative American Comfort Foods • Full Menu • Daily Specialties OPEN DAILY Our Liquor Store is Fully Stocked & Ready To Go!

LIVE MUSIC Thursday, July 15 DJ Dat Girl Friday, July 16 Spanky’s Monkey Saturday, July 17 Revolver Tues., July 20 Karaoke w/ DJ Jimmy J

Allison and Marie Pagliuca, Catherine Dugan, Nicole Pagliuca

3832 Bayshore Road, North Cape May

(609) 886-2200

Uncle Bill’s & FAMILY RESTAURANT

Dan and Dottie Coakley

Open Every Day!

BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199

Vicki, George, Rich and Anne

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

A CA MIA 524 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-6661 www.acamia.com

A lovely little spot on the Washington Street Mall. Fine food, excellent service and great people-watching.

L, D

$10-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant offers superb food in a graceful setting, an elegant bar, and dining with ocean views.

B, L, D

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

AVALON COFFEE 7 Gurney Street (609) 898-8088 avaloncoffeecompany.com

Superior coffee that’s always fresh, and healthy food that’s perfect for both breakfast and lunch.

B, L

$3-$8 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW 991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878 blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D

$24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

BACK CORNER CAFÉ 3860 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 886-2323

A brand-new joint at the rear of the building that formerly housed Bayshore 8 cinema. Tasty snacks and drinks.

Café

$3-$9 Cards: V, MC, D

N/A

NO

YES

BACKSTREET 600 Park Boulevard (609) 884-7660 backstreetcapemaynj.com

Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe in this gem of a place, just a few minutes from Cape May.

B, D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

THE BAYSHORE 3832 Bayshore Road North Cape May (609) 886-2200

New owners Jim Linnington and Ed Niemann deliver creative comfort foods and a lot of overall improvements.

$6-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE

FULL BAR

NO

YES

BELLA MANGIATA 1891 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 889-6800

This Villas spot favorite attracts people from all over. Why? The food is reliably good and very affordable.

B, L, D

$7-$20 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with the wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100 blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

BLOODY MARY’S 1035 Beach Avenue (609) 884-7000 bloodymarysbarandgrill.com

A little taste of the tropics at this restaurant, which is located at the Atlas Inn on Beach Avenue.

B, D

$7-$23 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

BLUE MOON PIZZA Perry Street & Beach Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3033

If your stomach is grumbling as you lie on the beach, if you need a late-night snack after a fun night at the bars... it’s all here!

L, D

$7-$13 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422 congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

BIG WAVE BURRITOS 1400 Texas Avenue Cape May (609) 898-TO-GO

Brand new! Tacos, burritos, smoothies and more treats. Across from the C-View Inn.

B, L, D

$5-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

SYMBOLS KEY

Onsite parking

L,D

Handicap accessible

Other details

Takeout available


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart

Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop

Alicia Grasso, Maureen Gabbett

Leslie Zavocky, Keirsten Hamilton

What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Peggy and Bill Oetinger

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

The Exit Zero Clip Art And Fake Ad Contests Start looking through the paper... you could win a gift certificate to an advertiser!

FAKE AD CONTEST

Somewhere in this paper is a fake ad!

CLIP ART CONTEST Hidden somewhere in the paper is this HEINIE ... Find it & enter to win!

But be aware as it may be a real business in our area, but the product or service will not be real... Check closely! This Week’s Prizes:

TEA BY THE SEA • HAPPY BABY • PINK PIER HOUSE • FRESCO’S SEAFOOD TRATTORIA ANSWERS JUNE 23 ISSUE: CLIP ART Page 108 - Moving Sale Ad FAKE AD Page 54 - The Cape May Quarter

Actual Size Shown Here:

This Week’s Prizes: CAROLINE BOUTIQUE • COPPER FISH • FUDGE KITCHEN 410 BANK STREET • ELLIE’S BAKERY

WHEN YOU FIND THE ANSWER(S)... ENTER BY ONE OF THESE WAYS: 1. E-mail your name and address along with the answer to: jason@exitzero.us 2. Mail us your name, address, and answer(s) on an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper to: Exit Zero Publishing, 109 Sunset Boulevard, Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Entries Deadline Date: Tuesday, July 27. Draw Date: Wednesday, July 28 One entry per address or email address. Prizes will be mailed to the winners.

CONTEST WINNERS - JUNE 23: CLIP ART WINNERS Patricia Stone - Boyertown, PA Mr. Oakford - Alloway, NJ Judy Martin - North Cape May, NJ Donna Will - Cape May, NJ Patricia Woehlert - Cape May, NJ FAKE AD WINNERS: Claudette Gompf - West Cape May, NJ Mary Lou Marcell - Wayne, NJ Cindy Caffrey - Stratford, NJ Iola Fazen - Villas, NJ Jeff Ungvary - Bronxville, NY

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

$3-$8

N/A

NO

YES

WINERY

N/A

NO

V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

$6-$13

BYOB

NO

YES

BAR

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BAR

NO

YES

CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800 cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

CAPE MAY BAKERS 482 West Perry Street (609) 884-7454 capemaybakers.com

Whether you want to start your day with a treat, or want goodies for a picnic or pickme-up, this is the place to go!

CAPE MAY WINERY 711 Townbank Rd., (609) 884-1169 capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.

Winery

CAPE ORIENT 315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088 capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

L,D

CAPTAIN’S COVE 1216 Route 109 Cape May (609) 884-7288

Good downhome food at this popular family restaurant, at the harbor. A good stop for breakfast or lunch favorites.

B, L

CARNEY’S Beach Avenue and Jackson (609) 884-4424 www.carneyscapemaynj.com

Good food, reasonably priced, at one of Cape May’s premier nightspots. There’s always something happening here.

L, D

THE CARRIAGE HOUSE at the Emlen Physick Estate 1048 Washington Street (609) 884-5111

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L

COPPER FISH 416 Broadway West Cape May (609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D

CUCINA ROSA 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.

D

C-VIEW INN Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

DEPOT MARKET CAFÉ 409 Elmira Street Cape May (609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D

$6-$14

BYOB

NO

YES

DRY DOCK 1440 Texas Avenue (609) 884-3434 www.capemaydrydock.com

A perennial favorite in Cape May. You could say it’s become an ice cream institution! Also a good stop for lunch dinner.

L, D, Ice Cream

$5-$9

N/A

N/A

YES

THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D

BAR

YES

NO

SYMBOLS KEY

Onsite parking

L,D

Bakery

L, D

$8-$25

$5-$27 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$19

$7-$20 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$19 V, MC, AE, D

$24-$32 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$29 V, MC, AE, D

$4-$18 V, MC

$26-$33 V, MC, AE, D

Handicap accessible

Other details

Takeout available


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Nanci Coughlin, Berny Gamble, Rosemary Rombado, Sue Gibson

Our super-helpful hosts: Rick Perez, Mike Whipple and Sherrie Hanagan

The Hicks family

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

ELAINE’S DINNER THEATER 513 Lafayette Street (609) 884-1199 elainesdinnertheater.com

Stop for a cocktail at the classic bar, then sit down for dinner and an entertaining night of comic theatre.

D, Theater

$39.95 fixed V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

ELLIE’S BAKERY 301 North Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-4007

It’s all ridiculously tasty and it’s all cooked right here on the island. Go on, treat yourself – you deserve it, right?

B, Bakery

$1-$15

N/A

N/A

YES

FISH AND FANCY 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 884-4007 www.fishandfancy.com

Superb seafood however you like it – fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed. That’s choice for you. Also great salads.

L, D

$5-$19

BYOB

YES

YES

410 BANK STREET 410 Bank Street (609) 884-2127 410bankstreet.com

Still one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Serving food that’s as brilliant and creative as ever. A must-visit.

D

$25-$37 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

FRESCOS 412 Bank Street (609) 884-0366 frescoscapemay.com

It wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason. This is authentic cuisine served in a beautiful location.

D

$18-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

GECKO’S Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May (609) 898-7750

This local favorite serves superb southwestern food. Grab a seat on the patio when the weather is nice!

L, D

$8-$24 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

GODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset (609) 884-4543 godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for a family dinner. Try their early birds special!

D

$12-$28 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Come spend the afternoon or night.

B, L, D

$6-$30 V, MC

BAR

NO

YES

HARPOON HENRY’S Beach Drive and Browning (609) 886-5529 harpoonhenrys.net

You know that summer is around the corner when this little slice of the Caribbean re-opens. Bring it on!

L, D

$10-$21 V, MC, D

BAR

NO

YES

HARRY’S Madison & Beach Avenue (609) 884-6113 www.harryscapemay.com

A home-style, friendly feel that puts a modern twist on the classic comfort foods we all know and love.

B, L, D

$8-$24 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD 600 S. Railroad Avenue Rio Grande (609) 846-7347 hawkhavenvineyard.com

Every Friday night in the winter the Wine Bar and Barrel Room is open. A fun, well-run vineyard.

Winery

V, MC, AE, D

Winery

NO

NO

HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue (609) 884-5611 hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D

$15-$38 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

HENRY’S ON THE BEACH 702 Beach Avenue (609) 884-8826 henrysonthebeach.com

One of the best places to take the family for breakfast, lunch or dinner. And you get to see dolphins going back and forth.

B, L, D

$10-$20 V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

HIGHER GROUNDS 479 W. Perry Street (609) 884-1131 highergroundscapemay.com

Great coffee, home-baked treats, and lots of healthy food options. A cozy, friendly corner spot. Try it!

B, L

$5-$10

BYOB

NO

YES

SYMBOLS KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

Other details

Takeout available


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 Southern Italian, Seafood & Steaks, Pasta, Veal & Chicken

ODMOTHERS

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS! Dinner Nightly from 5pm

Carl Behrens, who sang and played beautifully, and Maureen Harris

EARLY BIRD SPECIALS • 5:00-5:30 Soup or Salad, Entree & Dessert • $16.95

Broadway & Sunset ~ 884-4543

Judy Diedrich, Gene and Judy Brandt

Serving Dinner Nightly From 5pm

EARLY BIRD MENU AVAILABLE FROM 5-5:30PM

Only $19.95

898-0100 (609) 898-0100

Sunset Blvd., West Cape 1 1Sunset Boulevard., West CapeMay May Frank and Diane DePaolo, Sandy Miller

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

HOTDOG TOMMY’S Jackson Street @ Beach (609) 884-8388 hotdogtommys.com

If there are better dogs at the Shore, we’ve yet to hear. Tommy and Mary Snyder are hot dog jedi warriors.

L, D

$1.40-$4

N/A

NO

YES

ISLAND GRILL 311 Mansion Street Cape May (609) 884-0200

Caribbean-influenced food, in a lovely, colorful setting. The sauces and combinations are creative and delectable.

L, D

$13-$26

BYOB

YES

YES

ITALIANO’S 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-2200

Sometimes, only pizza will do. And Italiano are masters. They also have hoagies, salads and wraps, and offer FREE delivery.

L, D

$5-$12

BYOB

N/A

YES

LATITUDES 1246 Route 109 (609) 884-6200 www.latitudescapemay.com

Cape May’s newest restaurant offers good food in a relaxed environment, located right at the harbor

D

$10-$24 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296 thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all.

B, L, D

$5-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE (2663) luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D

$6-$22 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

MAD BATTER 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970 www.madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D

$19-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

MAGNOLIA ROOM 301 Howard Street, Cape May (609) 884-8409 www.chalfonte.com

This is as old school as it gets. The Chalfonte Hotel’s restaurant has had the same chefs for more than 60 years. Simply wonderful.

B, D

$10-$34 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

MARIE NICOLE’S 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance in a relaxed atmosphere.

D

$19-$44 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

MARTINI BEACH 429 Beach Avenue Cape May (609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, great Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

D

$15-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

MAYER’S TAVERN 894 Third Avenue Cape May (609) 884-8980

No frills at this harborfront bar. This is where fishermen go to drink serious drinks and eat seriously good scallops.

L, D

$6-$17

BAR

NO

NO

MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give this place a special ambience.

D

$18-Market V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

OCEAN VIEW Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street (609) 884-2111 oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful copper-top bar and classic, generous dishes are what you’ll find here.

D

$12-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

SYMBOLS KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

Other details

Takeout available


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

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A Night On The Town

Bars, restaurants, culture and events... Dan Mathers’ weekly guide to what’s going on in Cape May

I

WAS nervous. Well, not nervous uncertain. I am a big fan of standup comedy, but the I’ll Have a Manhattan event at Martini Beach was different than any other I’d attended. Adam Sank was the headliner, a comedian who’s been featured on VH1 and competed on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. So, what was making me feel uncertain? In his press photo for the event, Sank – a gay comic – was shirtless, wearing a police hat, sunglasses and a black tie. He looked very much like a male stripper. To boost my confidence I invited the most confident man I know: my cousin and local lifeguard, Jack Lindeman. I suppose it’s easy to be confident when you’re a blond-haired, statuesque, six-foot-five-inch behemoth of a man. But Jack wasn’t prepared to play off his manliness for this event. “I’m gonna wear my rock star jeans and get us free drinks,” he said. We went in expecting a very gay audience and were completely wrong. The vast majority of people in attendance were straight couples on vacation. When Sank started off, he asked for a show of hands as to where his gay men were.

Only one hand was raised. But, the best standups take their jokes from real life experiences, and Sank’s show was full of very funny gay jokes. “People used to tell me I looked like Ryan Seacrest,” started one of his more tame jokes, “but I don’t see it. I don’t think I look NEARLY that gay.” He did focus a significant portion of his set on reading postings from the Cape May area Craigslist personals. And, while this was funny

(and disturbing), it struck me as a little cheap. I wouldn’t have heard these things had he not brought them to light, but they were funny in their own right – not because a comic read them. Second to perform was Karith Foster. She described herself as the “Hillary-from-theFresh Prince of Bel Air-kind-of black,” and spoke about her desire to marry a white man. “I’m not black; I’m brown. And if I marry a white guy, he’s peach. So, if we have a baby he’ll be beige which we know goes with everything.” Between the two comedians, the $5 Manhattans and some airman in the back who was unwittingly offering himself up as fodder for Sank, the crowd was experiencing full-on fits of laughter. In fact, one audience member completely lost control as his chair slipped from beneath him and he hit the floor. Hard. Many of us have preconceived notions about sexuality, but the truth is that it was a great night. I’ll be in attendance at I’ll Have ANOTHER Manhattan in August. This time I won’t be wary of the gay men; I’ll be wary of the $5 Manhattans. I hadn’t been that hung over in a while.


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Bob and Beth Rumsey

Esther, Paul, Brian and Judy Hamilton

Summer Station Crew: Gary, Tim, Chris, Susan, Jackie and Joe

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Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

BYOB

NO

NO

PETER SHIELDS 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D

PIER HOUSE 1327 Beach Avenue, (609) 898-0300 thepierhousecapemay.com

A chic restaurant with a lively bar scene and excellent food, located at the La Mer, overlooking the Atlantic.

B, D

$20-$35 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street (609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering great burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D

$15-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D

$13-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

RUSTY NAIL Beach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 884-0017

The local legend is back and it’s better than ever. The relaunched Nail is beachfront dining at its best.

B, L, D

$10-$19 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

SEAN’S RESTAURANT Beach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 898-0017

Fresh, delicious food at a great beachfront location is what you’ll find at Sean’s Restaurant! Tell him we sent you.

L, D

$16-$24 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

SEASIDE CHEESE COMPANY 600 Park Blvd., (609) 884-8700 seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D

$4-$12 V, MC, AE, D

N/A

N/A

YES

TOMMY’S FOLLY COFFEE 251 Beach Ave, (609) 884-6522 congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies.

B, Café

$2-$5 V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there. Such a treat.

L, D

$12-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKES Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait a while to eat here... excellent breakfasts and brunches.

B, L

$4-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

UNION PARK Beach Avenue & Howard (609) 884-8811 unionparkdiningroom.com

Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive. One of the best in the area.

D

$18-$35 V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY II 3704 Bayshore Road North Cape May (609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D

$8-$20 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a great little cocktail bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list.

D

$18-$34 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

ZOE’S 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great patio if the weather is nice... bring Fido!

B, L

$4-$12

BYOB

NO

YES

SYMBOLS KEY

Onsite parking

$22-$39

V, MC, D

Handicap accessible

YES

Other details

YES

Takeout available


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Red Carpet Premiere For “Standing Ovation” On the Corner of Beach & Decatur, Overlooking Cape May Beach

For Reservations: 609-884-1925 MONDAYS

TUESDAYS

THURSDAYS

Late Night Happy Hour

Enjoy Wine

Live Soundtrack for

with Sue

by the Bottle

Dinner w/Geno White

“Wine Tuesdays” ½ off any bottle of wine with dinner

The Geno White Trio plays the Martini Beach lounge 7-10pm

Happy Hour Pricing, 10pm-1am, hosted by the one & only Sue!

This Week: Only at Martini Beach

$5 Happy Hour • Exotic Martinis

Keith Rippey tickles the ivories.

As always, spectacular Mediterranean cuisine

• Wine & Mixed drinks

HIS Friday, July 16 the town will go glam for the red carpet premiere of Standing Ovation at Frank’s Theatres in Rio Grande. The musical film, which follows a group of junior high school girlfriends as they compete in a national music video competition, promises to deliver to young audiences the singingand-dancing thrills they’ve enjoyed with the High School Musical franchise and Fox’s Glee. One crucial difference is that you may recognize the young performers in Standing Ovation as your own neighbors. Many of the dancers in the film are students at Joanne Reagan Dance Studios, where Joanne Reagan Horne and Anne Reagan were contacted in August of 2008 to choreograph the film. They tapped into their student base and recruited several dozen of Cape May’s young stars to serve as back-up dancers. The event on Friday begins with a red carpet arrival at 5pm, where the dancers and choreographers will arrive for photos,

The local cast of “Standing Ovation” strikes a pose on the Wildwood boardwalk.

MCed by local businessman and co-owner of the Bayshore, Jim Linnington. The premiere screening begins at 6pm. An after-party will be hosted at the Wildwood Convention Center, which Joanne Reagan Horne promises will “bring some

Hollywood flair” to South Jersey. Viewers at the premiere, which was cast and filmed locally at the Southern Mansion, LCMR high school, the Cove Beach and Wildwood boardwalk, might also argue that we’ve brought a bit of South Jersey to Hollywood.

HARBOR VIEW RESTAURANT, BAR & MARINA Serving Lunch & Dinner 7 Days a Week • Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday LIVE MUSIC!!!

THURSDAY NIGHT Girls Night on the Deck with Heidi & Aurora

Friday, July 16 BLUE BONE 8-12pm

By Popular Local Demand

BURGER MANIA

Saturday, July 17 DANNY EYER 8-12pm

• Margharitas • & the Best Bar Food in South Jersey

Sunday, July 18 CAPE MAY DIAMONDS AND FRIENDS 2-6pm

~All Five Dollars~

3-6pm Every Day!

T

Locally cast and filmed movie musical arrives at Frank’s Theatres this Friday

Cocktail Piano Sun-Tues, 6-9pm

from Chef John Siuta

Sundays in the Restaurant 11:30-4:30 35 gourmet burgers cooked 140 different ways, plus 6 specialty burgers! Regular menu served too.

DECK OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR LUNCH & DINNER!

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY • 609-884-5444 Between

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

On Broadway

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort”

6

Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

What’s Going On In The Bars And Clubs

A swingin’ guide to the area’s night life HARBOR VIEW Friday: Blue Bone, 8-12 Saturday: Danny Eyer, 8-12 Sunday: Cape May Diamonds & Friends, 2-6pm.

Bill Caterini Plays Live on Friday & Saturday!

CABANAS Friday: Chris Huff at Happy Hour. The Cape May Diamonds, 10pm Saturday: The Cape May Diamonds, 10pm Sunday: Happy Hour with Blind Drunk PILOT HOUSE Thursday: Jay Bethel, 8-10pm Friday: Barry, 9pm Sunday: Barry, 4-6pm

Sue and Joe

UGLY MUG Wednesday: Terry-Oke Thursday: The Loop Friday: Table 10 Saturday: White Collar Crime Lords Sunday: Stellar Mojo Monday: Behind The Beautiful Tuesday: Terrible Tuesdays MAD BATTER Wednesday: Jazz with Cape May Jazz Thursday: Cape May Carl Friday: Geno White Trio Saturday: Robin and Amy Tuesday: Blondage THE EBBITT ROOM Thursday: Paul Sotille, Jr, 6:30pm Friday: Paul Sotille, Jr, 6:30pm Saturday: Paul Sotille, Jr, 6:30pm

Tom and Sue Carroll and John Carroll

CARNEY’S Wednesday: Big House Thursday: Animal House Friday: FM Saturday: Big City Sunday: Animal House Monday: Minute to Win It with Terk Tuesday: Karaoke RIO STATION Friday: Karaoke with Troy David, 9pm BOILER ROOM Thursday: Terry-oke Friday: The Dane Anthony Band Saturday: Frank Bey AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW Saturday: George Karavan BLOODY MARY’S Friday: Billy Jack, 5:30-8:30 Saturday: Our Island DJ, 8:30-11pm

609-898-1555

416 Broadway, West Cape May www.thecopperfishrestaurant.com

Sonia and Roberto

MERION INN Wednesday: George Mesterhazy Thursday: George Mesterhazy. Friday: George Mesterhazy Saturday: George Mesterhazy Sunday: George Mesterhazy Monday: George Mesterhazy

Tuesday: George Mesterhazy, Jazz Trio, 8:30 HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD Saturday: Gil Mosher, 3-7pm Sunday: Gil Mosher, 1-3pm RUSTY NAIL Wednesday: Wesley Ochs, 4:30 Thursday: Marnie and Kate, 4:30 Friday: Carl Behrens, 4:30, Matt Santry Trio, 9pm Saturday: Don Shaw, 4:30pm, Tru Bruddahs, 9pm Sunday: All Day Reggae from 1-10pm Monday: Justin Steere, 4:30 Tuesday: Kate Delany, 4:30 LUCKY BONES Wednesday: Johnny’s Cousin Steve Thursday: Simo & Dobbs Saturday: Twelve:01 Sunday: Steel Drum Brunch, 7am-1:30pm, Justin Steere at night HARPOON HENRY’S Wednesday: Sal Anthony Thursday: Sal Anthony Friday: Tom Craig Saturday: Beachcomber Bill Sunday: Beachcomber Bill Monday: Ann Oswald & Don Shaw Tuesday: Sal Anthony COPPER FISH Friday: Bill Caterini Saturday: Bill Caterini THE BAYSHORE Thursday: DJ Dat Girl Friday: Spanky’s Monkey Saturday: Revolver Tuesday: Karaoke with DJ Jimmy J HEMINGWAY’S Friday: DJ Jeff Walden, 9pm Saturday: DJ Ron Becker, 9pm HARRY’S OCEAN BAR Thursday: Nick Sbaffoni, 4pm Friday: Mark Hanson 4pm Saturday: Brian Kmetz, 4pm Sunday: Rodger Gardella, 4pm. ALEATHEA’S Wednesday: Supper Club Cabaret, 6:30pm Friday: Doug Williams on piano Saturday: Doug Williams on piano Sunday: Supper Club Cabaret, 6:30pm Sunday Funday & Doug Williams on piano MARTINI BEACH Thursday: Geno White Trio, 7-10pm Sunday: Keith Rippey, 6-9pm Monday: Keith Rippey, 6-9pm Tuesday: Keith Rippey, 6-9pm THE CHALFONTE Tuesday: Concerts by Candlelight featuring Festive Brass, 8:30pm.

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OPEN DAILY

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Spouty-Offy

Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cape May A random sampling of people and places

NextTimeFridayNites4EZ

The column where anonymous gasbags have their say!

7/11/10

11:07 AM Page Page33 1

NEXT TIME...

I THINK my derriere is broke... it has a giant crack right down the middle of it! – Cape May

11am-10pm

*** HEINIE is a funny word! – West Cape May

Kids’ Menu

Great Veggie Dishes

***

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE

I REALIZE that some of you will be offended by our derriere issue but let’s face it... we all have one! We should embrace them! Well, embrace your own, not someone else’s, that can get you into a lot trouble! – Erma

Featuring Hand-cut Steaks, Fresh Seafood, Award-winning Wine List & International Beers-on-tap

*** I LIKE big butts and I can’t deny it. – Sir Mix-A-Lot Kathryn Patterson of Tea by the Sea does her thing for The Derriere Issue

***

PHOTOGRAPH BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

SOMEONE told me that I have a “lot of junk in my trunk”, but I drive a motorcycle so I don’t even have a trunk! What’s up with that! – Cape May ***

Charming Patio

Delicious Desserts

VOTED “BEST MEXICAN” NJ Monthly 2009 2002/2005/2006/2007/2008 “BEST OF THE SHORE” Philadelphia Magazine 2006

“Exquisite cuisine served in a charming 19th century setting makes LaVerandah one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Elegant dining is offered on the outdoor verandah or in a high-ceiling room cooled by sea breezes flowing through French doors opening to the porch... remarkable cuisine... and sophistication...”

— Philadelphia Inquirer, John V.R. Bull

Dog Ziggity, BOOM!

jjj AWARD

(name that tune )

— Press of Atlantic City, 2005

“EXCELLENT” AC Press 2005

Carpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May 898-7750

Hot Diggity,

Open every day 9:57 ‘til 6:01 (609) 884-5868 107-113 Grant Street, Cape May NJ 08204 www.hotelalcott.com

On Jackson Street at Beach (609) 884-8388 hotdogtommys.com Available for weddings & banquets

buttocks of a woman. – From Wikipedia *** I DON’T think I’ll be eating any more rump roast after this issue... thanks a lot, Exit Zero! – Erma

Friday Nights

***

@ The Rio

TAKE a load off fanny! – West Cape May {Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: It’s actually take a load off Franny... not fanny!} ***

CIGARETTES have butts too! – Cape May

US whales like to call our derrieres “tail!” - Mr Spouty Offy Whale

***

***

GLUTEUS Maximus... wasn’t that one of the great Roman gladiators? – Cape May

I AM going to go to Cape Fitness or North Beach Gym and do their Booty Camp! – Erma

***

{Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: It’s actually called Boot Camp, but perhaps there will be a Booty Camp in the future.}

HOW did the moon get all wrapped up in flashing your butt to someone? – Cape May *** DUFF is a Scottish word for derriere! – Glasgow *** I LIKE to refer to mine as “the big caboose... choo-choo!” – Erma *** BADONKADONK: Onomatopoeic slang meaning the voluptuously bouncing, large yet firm

*** MAY I “ARSE” you a question? – West Cape May

4:00

1. OFF

$

-9:00

All Dr inks

5:00-7:00

Free Happy Hour Buffet

9:00

Karaoke with Troy David -9:00

4:00

TAI L COCSKHOT & IALS SPEC

{Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: No you may not... I am not a FANNY of questions you BUM.} *** TUSHY is also a funny word! – West Cape May *** SEIZE thy BOOTY! – Blacbeard

Rio Grande Center Shopping Mall • 609-889-2000 •


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Italian ine

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Vegetarian, vegan, organic or local... UNION PARK and delicious!

Launch Party For The New Edition Of “The First Resort” Thursday, July 8 on the Grand Hotel rooftop PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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Pet Friendly Outdoor Seating

FREE WiFi Hot Spot

(with purchase)

Coffee House & Organic Market

Teresa and Ed Henry

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Authentic Italian Cuisine Seafood & Fine Dining

Prime Rib Special

New York Strip Steak • Filet Mignon Veal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

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Fourth Of July Celebrations At Congress Hall Sunday, July 4

Blue, the Congress Hall mascot

Peroni Appertivo every Thursday during Happy Hour at: LUCKY BONES

The Conley family

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Fine American cuisine in an oceanfront mansion

HARPOON HENRY’S JACKSON MOUNTAIN CAFÉ HARBOR VIEW DECK BAR

Open nightly from 5:30pm

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Oyster Bay Steak & Seafood Restaurant

Fourth Of July Celebrations At Congress Hall Sunday, July 4 PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM

GREAT GREAT MENU, MENU, MARTINIS MARTINIS & & DESSERTS DESSERTS

Fresh Fresh seafood seafood • • Tasty Tasty steaks steaks Copper-top Copper-top bar bar • • Free Free parking parking Bottle and draft beer

Jacob, Megan, Natalie, and JT

615 Lafayette St., Cape May 609-884-2111

Open Daily for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

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SUNDAY FUNDAY

ALEATHEA’S SUPPER CLUB CABARET!

Gluten-free Menu Available

Ultimate Broadway! Featuring Doug Williams

July 18 • 2-6pm Music by Joe Grassi

Pet-Friendly Patio Seating For Friendly Pets!

Wednesday & Sunday • 6:30pm Complete Dinner & Show $30 per person

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Confessions Of A Cape May Lover

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An enthusiast’s view of America’s Original Seaside Resort... by Meghan Kunz

OME of the best experiences I’ve had in Cape May have been unplanned. I often have an ironclad bullet-point list of places I must visit and meals I must relish, but my husband and mother often force my hand to try something different. It’s not that I can’t break free of routine; rather it’s usually because I have limited time and need to pack every possible memorable f lavor, scent, sight and sound in before I make the slow crawl back home. Two weeks ago, I was actually the one to suggest exploring a relatively new spot to my husband, Andy. We walked (cheap/ easy/no parking ticket) to the West End Garage at 484 West Perry Street. I’ve patronized this eclectic and unique menagerie of art, antiques, home furnishings, vintage items, clothing, and yummy treats a couple of times, but this was Andy’s first visit. Upon entering, you immediately notice the thoughtful lay-out — it’s a wellorganized maze of wondrous finds. West End Garage features an artists’ cooperative gallery, and shoppers may purchase items

from many vendors conveniently at one location. The merchandise is of superior quality: special souvenirs, incredible gifts, one-of-a-kind decorative wares. I was so pleased to stumble upon a f loral print children’s chaise lounge for none other than my deaf Chihuahua, Betsy. The chair is a shrunken version of a true chaise lounge, and cost $20. I can’t find a dog bed for $20, so this was a huge retail victory! It also helps that Betsy, chubby nightmare that she is, fell in love with it. Reviewing the receipt, you can tell

that we are impulse buyers: chocolate chip biscotti, Marley & Me, petite pocket lint roller, hand-painted inspirational sign, child’s chaise lounge. I walked out dizzy with happiness over the pleasing displays of treats. West End Garage is now on my rotation of must-sees. As I staggered down the street, wilting from the heat, I began to miss Bath Time’s previous location across from Swain’s Hardware, until I saw its replacement. It was like an oasis in the desert (or an especially hot 4th of July weekend): Miss Demeanor at 223 Jackson Street. First of all, let me just say I love their sign: the store name paired with the silhouette of a girl carrying a shopping bag in one hand and the scales of justice in the other. An engaging mother and daughter duo introduced this stylish new boutique, which offers men’s tees in addition to a wide range of women’s apparel. I was hooked. They feature unique clothing and accessories which are striking and classic with a modern twist, and the pleasant pricing also helps! Until next week…

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Fourth Of July Celebrations At Congress Hall

Fourth Of July Celebrations At Congress Hall

Sunday, July 4

Sunday, July 4

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

“Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.”

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May

(609) 886-5529 • www.harpoonhenry’s.net

OPEN 7 DAYS FOR LUNCH & DINNER

Live entertainment EVERY night 6 – 10pm Friday Tom Craig Sat & Sun Beachcomber Bill Monday Ann Oswald & Don Shaw Tuesday Sal Anthony (Wing Night Too!) Wednesday Sal Anthony Thursday Sal Anthony (Prime Rib night)

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Jenna, Delaney, and Jordan

Celeste Clark, Curtis Bashaw, Colleen, Lynette, and Rachel

FULL DECK • CABANA BAR DINING ROOM (WITH A/C) GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND COME HAVE SOME FUN!

Happy Hour 5-7 with half pricee drinks Music Thursday- Sunday 4-8pm Outside dining with a panoramic view of the ocean Daily specials like Friday night Fish Taco and Broiled Seafood Combo Saturday This weeks music Thurday- Nicki Sbaffoni Friday- Mark Hanson Saturday- Brian Kmetz Sunday- Rodger Gardella

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Dan and Edie Yates, Zack Marron and Nicole Marron

Lynette, Branden, Forrest, and Steve Hall

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Fourth Of July Celebrations At Congress Hall Sunday, July 4

Sunday, July 4 PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

FRIDAYS

Delicious Baby Back Ribs at the Bar!

894 Third Ave., Cape May • 884-8980 Gail and Dave Trippodi

CAPTAIN’S COVE

BREAKFAST & LUNCH 6AM-2PM Pork Chops and Eggs • Steak and Eggs WE HAVE DELICIOUS SOFT SHELL CRABS! SUNDAYS - Try Our Eggs Benedict!

The Danze family

Delicious Homemade Soups Seafood Caesar Salad • Chicken Caesar Salad Shrimp Salad • Chicken Salad

Janice and Joe Turner

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Restaurant & Ice Cream Bar Eat-In or Take-Out Family Run Business

Pegi and Tom Salerno

Open Daily 11am-9pm

weekends until 10pm

EVERYTHING MADE FRESH!

6 oz. Burgers • Cheesesteaks • Wraps Fresh Salads • Wings • Hoagies Fresh Seafood Platters • Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes Hard and Soft Ice Cream • 40 Different Sundaes Much More!

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SERVING LUNCH & DINNER Reservations Accepted • Cash Only Free Parking • Catering Available

Open House At The New Miss Demeanour Store Thursday, July 1 on Jackson Street PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

Angela Kuzmanoski and Abby MacQueen

311 Mansion Street • (609) 884-0200

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The Old Fogey

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

HAVE a remarkable derriere. I can’t count the number of times that people have stopped and complimented me on it. Well, actually I can, as I keep a note of it in my journal: 3,127 at time of writing. Of course, it all depends on the fashion of the time: in the days when men wore skintight silk breeches and were bedecked in lace and ruffs, I could hardly walk down the street without some lady or gent passing a favorable comment. A hundred times I had to dissuade people from touching my buttocks in admiration, either with a polite gloved hand (for the ladies and more handsome young gents) or a vicious rap across the knuckles for the older chaps. I posed for many artists and a little known fact is that my cheeks are those of Michelangelo’s David: he was a randy old goat, that one. I must stress, though, that the statue’s other attributes do not compare to my own. Of course, such glutes do not appear by chance. I confess I had a good start with Ma D’Catur’s dancer’s genes, and my own

early skill at fencing, horseriding and rutting gave me a bum so muscular that from a sitting position I could f lex and hurl myself upright onto my feet without use of arms or legs. Then, later, I perfected the near-perfect by a simple yet rigorous daily exercise regime including 3,000 squats and the same number of lunges before breakfast, often with my faithful manservant, Kitchener, perched atop my shoulders and

Youg Albert tucked under my arm for extra weight. These days I have cut down my regimen a little to perhaps 1,000 of each, but still, I have the buttock power to stay on a bucking bronco, without the assistance of saddle, stirrups or hands, for any period I choose. Of course, for proper grip I need to be wearing my assless chaps, and that can be too disturbing a sight for bystanders, plus that horsehair tickles something awful. I do like a lady to have a nice bottom, as there’s nothing worse than a finelooking lass (or laddie, for that matter: I am an equal opportunity aesthete) turning round and displaying a jelly-like derriere, or worse, none at all, just a sheer drop from waist to knee. Really, there ought to be whole gymnasiums devoted to just that one body part. In fact, I think I will have Kitchener call that handsome bald local PE instructor, Mark, and demand he start “Mark’s Buttocks Workout” classes from this day on. Adieu.

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Cape May Cottagers’ Assocation’s Lady’s Tea Wednesday, July 7 on Maryland Avenue

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Open House At The New Miss Demeanour Store Thursday, July 1 on Jackson Street PHOTOGRAPHS BY DANIELLE O’NEAL

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Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner • Cocktails

HAPPY HOUR 4-6pm EARLY BIRDS Live Music - No Cover Charge! Wednesday, July 14 Jazz with Cape May Jazz Thursday, July 15 - Cape May Carl

Angela Monaghan and Julia Grassi

Friday, July 16 - Geno White Trio Saturday, July 17 - Robin & Amy Tuesday, July 20 - Blondage

Dana Miller, Leslie Martel

Dana Miller, Marlyn Welch

Jayne Halpern, Susan Jablokov

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Patti MacQueen, Ione Laffey and Linda Green

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OPEN DAILY FOR DINNER FROM 5PM 3 Course Menu $30 available anytime Late Menu, Desserts & Cocktails Now Making Our Own Fresh Pasta $25 Wine List Available anytime

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Seven Days A Week From 3-6pm ½ Price Drinks, Beers & Wines ½ Price Appetizers

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Steamed clams, cheesesteak spring rolls, shrimp potstickers, buffalo wings, pizza, loaded skins, baked brie & fruit plate, quesadillas

$12 EARLY BIRD SPECIALS 4-6pm YOUR CHOICE: Prime rib, crab cake, clams & linguini, Atlantic salmon, chicken parm, flounder francaise

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Introducing The Renaissance

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Access to Art sponsors an evening concert at the Southern Mansion in Cape May

ON’T let the summer pass without visiting the Southern Mansion, an elegant 18th-century inn on Washington Street. Better yet, enjoy some Elizabethan entertainment there on Wednesday, July 21 at 7:30pm. Dr Bertram Greenspan, chair of the Rowan University Music Department and an accomplished violinist and violist, will provide an educational and entertaining introduction to music of the period. Joining him will be vocalist Bart Singer performing Renaissance art songs, accompanied by Joseph Mayes on the lute; Mayes is head of the Early Music Department at Rowan. The event, structured by Dr Greenspan, emphasizes the voice, the driving aesthetic behind both instrumental and vocal Renaissance music. Come in costume, if you like, have a glass of wine, and step back in time as Access to Art presents a musical introduction to the Renaissance. Tickets are $15 and should be reserved early. “We may host

Dr Greenspan will provide an informative and entertaining introduction to early music

it in the garden if a large number of people apply. We need to know, so we can set up accordingly,” Barbara Beitel, Access to Art Director said. “If it’s in the garden people are encouraged to bring lawn chairs and blankets,” she explained. Access to Art, an 18-year-old not-forprofit that presents the visual and performing arts in Cape May County, is spending the summer exploring the concepts and

sounds of the Renaissance in anticipation of the Cape May Renaissance Festival this fall. “We decided it would be fun to present a series of events in which people could learn a little about the period,” Beitel said. “We would like to bring some Renaissance dance to the mansion, and maybe some swordplay on the lawn a little later as we investigate Elizabethan entertainments and pastimes.” “This year marks our 13th annual Sam Maitin Summer/Fall Chamber Music series as well,” she said. “It will culminate at the beautiful vineyard of Barbara Brae Wilde in West Cape May with the Renaissance Festival on October 2 and 3. It will be beautiful in a vineyard, just like the Renaissance, where so many activities were held outdoors,” Beitel said. Join Access to Art at the Southern Mansion for an evening of beautiful music on July 21 at 7:30pm. See and hear the rhyme and reason of Renaissance music at a fantastic venue. Reserve tickets at (609) 465-3963.

BIG CITY Sunday, July 18

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Eat In Take Out Catering for Any Event! “BREAKFAST ON THE FLY” Featuring The Depot Market’s Blend

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Cape May Cottagers’ Assocation’s Lady’s Tea

Cape May Cottagers’ Assocation’s Lady’s Tea

Wednesday, July 7 on Maryland Avenue

Wednesday, July 7 on Maryland Avenue

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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American Continental Cuisine in a Relaxed Setting Check us out on Facebook!

Lunch and dinner served Wednesday thru Monday Breakfast with a Twist Served Friday, Saturday & Sunday

Amy Barrie, Kristen Craig, Nancy Barrie, Lesley Hammer, Yvonne K.

We have delicious lobster rolls & fish tacos!

Audrey Walters, Dixie Nichols, Harriet Disston

314 BEACH AVENUE • (609) 898-0017

A Colorful Beach Town Restaurant... with a Laidback L’Attitude

Carol Menz, Liz O’Connor, Nancy Beale, Peg Curran

Valerie Carroll, Waneta Doriss, Jo-Ann Carroll

OPEN DAILY Serving Breakfast & Dinner Lunch on Saturday & Sunday

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Serving Dinner Tuesday-Sunday 5-10pm Daily Specials • Parking on Premises • Children’s Menu Take-out Available • Reservations Suggested

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at The Pier House

Late Night “Mezze”

(Greek tapas) Open Friday & Saturday 10pm - ?

1327 Beach Avenue, Cape May

Sue Irving, Barbara Theiss, Muriel Gray

Barbara Pour, Ann Carlson

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The Organic Column

Cape May Cottagers’ Assocation’s Lady’s Tea Wednesday, July 7 on Maryland Avenue

A very useful guide to eating healthy, natural foods - by Katie Panamarenko

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Peg Curson, Beth Rumsey

Devra Bennung, Marlyn Welch

Jane Rosser, Carol Menz

Ellen Phillips, Ellen Adamo

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HY organic? If I had a dollar for each time someone questioned my organic practices I would buy them all an organic meal and hope they would quickly understand. Instead I am writing this column to share my thoughts with those who will give me the time to read it. So... why organic? Well, with non-organic practice we find growth stimulants are used to speed turnover and increase individual size, likely producing a higher market value – faster. To ensure the product looks appealing, farmers will use environmentally-harmful and perhaps humanly-toxic pesticides to prevent infestation and preserve aesthetic integrity. I believe these practices have a hand in today’s patterns of cancer and other unexplainable ailments. Not only can non-organic practices be considered harmful to humans through direct consumption, but also it may also evolve the rich ground into a dependent dirt which is turned over and toiled again before it has a

chance to neutralize or replenish its natural riches and minerals – eventually turning the lush land to worthless dust. Also, these chemicals seep into the water tables, rivers, lakes and oceans, affecting countless species, along with evaporating into precipitation and repeating the cycle indefinitely. I find folks often perplexed (or mad) over why organic tends to cost more. The main reason is the yield each farmer is able to gain. The organic farmer grows his crops naturally, with a yield that might be half as much as the

“unnatural” farmer... AND it may take twice as long (as well as the produce being smaller). The good news is that smaller-but-natural fruits or vegetables will be packed with many more flavors and nutrients than its genetically modified, deviant brother. Lest there be any doubt, I ask those skeptics to buy two pieces of similar produce – one organic, one not. Choose from apples, lettuce, peppers and berries – essentially products most susceptible to pesticides and/or growth hormones because of their flavor (highly desired by pests), thin skins (which are easily penetrated by pests) and market value. Consume each piece, perhaps alternating each variable between bites and consider if there is a difference in at least the flavor, if not texture and color. This, of course, can be tested with any produce – meat, spice, milk and more. If that does not convince, I can only suggest the old adages, “You pay for what you get” and, “You are what you eat”. Katie Panamarenko owns Higher Grounds Coffee House and Organic Market at 479 West Perry Street, telephone (609) 884-1131.

CAPE MAY BAKERS Now Open on Monday Nights from 7pm for OPEN MIC NITE!

Mondays hours are 7am to 4pm and reopening at 7pm for coffee, food and fun! BYOB

Fine pastries • hearth-baked wholegrain breads donuts • decadent desserts and more Daily lunch items including: quiche • stuffed breads pasta salads • soups • veggie tarts and more

• Gourmet teas and coffees including

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performing at Hawk Haven Vineyard’s “The Walk Through The Vineyard” Saturday July 17 • 3:00 to 7:00 Sunday, July 18 • 1:00 to 3:00

All of Our Fine Baked Goods are Made Daily Right on the Premises!

Join Us for TEA TIME!

Tuesday thru Saturday from 3-5pm and receive a complimentary cup of coffee or tea with selected items! Celebrating 30 Years of Fine Baking in Cape May!

All recipes are vegetarian and many vegan friendly items are available.

Beautifully Decorated Cakes for Every Special Occasion.

(Wedding cake orders by appointment only!)

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Goings-On Around Town

A quick, but completely useful, guide to what is going on this weekend, and a little beyond «VISIT the Cape May County 4-H Fair & BBQ this Thursday-Saturday, July 15-17 from 12-9pm. Located at the Cape May County 4-H Fairgrounds, 355 Court House-S. Dennis Road in Cape May Court House. Free public parking and shuttle service from 11 until closing at the Cape May County Technical High School off Exit 11 on the Garden State Parkway, with limited premium parking at the 4-H fairgrounds for $5 donation. Activities include a Thursday parade and livestock auction, chicken BBQ and Friday Fish-Fry, amusement rides, family geocaching, vendors and concessions, 4-H exhibits, refreshments, entertainment, horse and livestock shows, and Saturday pet show and livestock costume contest.

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« WILBRAHAM Park in West Cape May will again host two fine art shows called Art in the Park. The first show on July 24 is sponsored by the West Cape May PTA and the second, on August 21, is sponsored by the West Cape May History Committee. Both shows run from 10 to 6 in the park at the corners of Broadway and Sunset in West Cape May. Both shows are on a Saturday with a Sunday raindate. Fine artists will display and sell oil and pastel paintings, watercolors, sculpture, glass, photography, clay objects, handcrafted jewelry and much more. Artists must accompany their works and all work must be personally handmade. Food by Cape May Crab Cake Company and Higher Grounds will be available. Come out and enjoy meeting the artists, strolling through the park and discovering some great artwork! For more information call organizer Diane Flanegan at (609) 884-9325. « CAPTAIN Kidd has set sail for Cape May in hopes of arriving on Sunday, July 31 for the 47th Annual Cape May Captain Kidd Treasure Hunt on the beaches of the nation’s oldest seashore resort. All youngsters three to ten years of age can rendezvous with Captain Will Kidd at 1pm at Cape May Convention Hall. Commencing from Convention Hall all youngsters will follow Captain Kidd to the buried treasure site between Windsor and Congress Avenue beaches where approximately $150 worth of booty and gift certificates valued at $300 are hidden. City officials anticipate that over 300 boys and girls will participate this year. For additional information call the Department of Civic Affairs at (609) 884-9565. « THE Police Athletic League of Cape May in conjunction with the City of Cape May is proud to announce a free summer basketball league for boys and girls entering kindergarten through sixth grade, beginning July 10 at the Broad Street Courts. Rising Kindergarteners and firstst graders begin at 9am, second and third-graders at 1o, and fourth through sixth-graders at 11. For information call the PAL at (609) 884-9518 or Cape May Recreation at (609) 884-9565. « LOOKING to help out some animals in need? Check out the Animal Outreach Yard Sale this Saturday, July 17 on 707 Foster Avenue – rain date is July 18. If you’ve already got a dog or cat in need of a dip, visit A Place for Pets at 1965 Bayshore Road, Villas for pet baths on Sunday, July 18 between 11-2pm. All proceeds from both events benefit Animal Outreach. Call (609) 898-1738 for pet bath prices or any other questions.

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the wine bar ALL OYSTERS ONLY $1.00 NIGHTLY 5-7PM in the wine bar

A new, hip, relaxing and comfortable meeting place before dinner, after dinner, for dinner

flights of wine dinner and small plate menu over 40 wines by the tasting glass rare wines from our cellar open daily 5pm-midnight same address, new experience

the wine bar 801 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204

609-884-5697

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Goings-On Around Town

Great Summer Specials!

Many Flavors of Homemade gelato!

A quick, but completely useful, guide to what is going on this weekend, and a little beyond

Open 7 Days for Breakfast (from 7am), Lunch & Dinner

PIZZA FAMILY DEAL Extra Large 18” Cheese Pizza and a Pitcher of Soda - $11.95

(Up to 4 People, Dine In Only, Cannot combine with any other offer)

CLASSIC CAR SHOW Wednes., July 14 • 5-8pm (Bring your new or c lassic car for the show and receive 10% off.) Become a fan on Facebook for special offers & announcements!

1891 BAYSHORE ROAD, VILLAS • 889-6800

« FOR seaside fun and some friendly competition, sign up for the Great American Volleyball Cabanas Cape May Beach Bash on Saturday, July 17. Cabanas, at 429 Beach Avenue, is hosting a players’ party from 6-9pm with half-price food and drink specials for all players in the tournament. To register visit greatamericanvolleyball.com. Call Cabanas at (609) 884-4800 for more info. «COME take part in the 10th Annual Amateur Sand Sculpture Contest on Friday, August 6 from 10am to 1pm on Second Avenue Beach. Whatever your skill with a shovel and pail, you’ll enjoy a day on the shore and maybe pick up a few tricks from sandsculpting masters like Matt Long. Sponsored by the City of Cape May and Can You Dig It Sand Tools. For more information call Cape May Recreation at (609) 884-9565.

Tacos – Burritos – Smoothies & Much More..

« LOOKING for dinner and a movie this week? Try Congress Hall’s family buffet and movie screenings every Wednesday through August 18. Buffet dinner is available at 6pm in the ballroom, $29.95 for adults and $12.95 for children 12 and under. Afterwards retire to the Grand Lawn for a film projected on the big screen around 8:30. This Wednesday’s feature is Ghostbusters, and Raiders of the Lost Ark will follow next Wednesday, July 21. For more information call (609) 884-8421. If you still need a movie fix, try Movies on the Beach behind Convention Hall on Thursday nights – kids’ fun and games begin at 7:30, and this week’s film, Black Beauty, starts at 8:30.

OPEN EVERY DAY 8am-9pm

« THE Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts will host their annual Night in White at the Emlen Physick Estate on 1048 Washington Street on Monday, August 9 from 6-9pm. The event features summertime food and beverage, music and dancing. Casual summer white attire is required. For more information or to purchase tickets, call the MAC at (609) 884-5404.

BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER EAT IN or TAKE OUT

Open Mic Night Every Thursday • 7-9pm

FREE WI-FI

Located across from the C-View in Cape May

609-898-To-Go • FREE DELIVERY

« FOR an evening of FREE music in the heart of town, visit the Rotary Bandstand in Rotary Park just behind the Washington Street Mall and across from Collier’s. This summer features a full roster of great ensembles including the Congress Street Brass Band, the Cape Harmonaires Barbershop Singers, the Delco Barbershop Singers, the Barrington Band and the Cape May County String Band. Concerts begin at 8pm Wednesday-Sunday. Guests are encouraged to bring their own chairs.

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Lower Township’s Fourth Of July Fireworks Display Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank

Opening this Weekend!

Peter and Christine DiCianni

Serving Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner This Cape May gem has moved from the beachfront to the mall ...and the food is as wonderful as ever!

Vincent and Mariana Porzio

Marie and Marie

Chris and Pattie Sines

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Delicious Crepes and Paninis! Open Daily for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner 322 WASHINGTON STREET MALL CAPE MAY (609) 884-9119

Breakfast Crepes • Sweet Crepes • Savory Crepes • Ice Cream too!

(609) 884-2000 • Carpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May


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Zoe’s

BEACH BOXES TO GO Choice of Homemade Turkey, Tuna, Chicken or Egg Salad served on a ciabatta roll Choice of cole slaw, potato salad or pasta salad, plus chips and a cookie. $7.99

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Lower Township’s Fourth Of July Fireworks Display Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank

Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Tyler Porzeinski, Katie Bertone

Katie and Meg

Lauren Neeld, Moira Tegler

John and Chris Stefankiewicz

Sean Brannon, Officer Dangle, Don Vanaman Jr, Sherry Volpe

Stephanie Kirk with Zave, Molan and Zave Jr

715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233 Debbie & Mike Downes

Cape Winds

Florist & Gift Shop

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane) West Cape May NJ 08204 609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Fax email: capewindsflorist@verizon.net www.capemayflowers.com

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Out of the Past A Bonnie Shop filled with Thrifty treasures.

394 Myrtle Ave., W. Cape May, www.outofthepastantiques.com

Bridget Clawson, Christina Neroni, Monica Fischer

609-884-3357 capemay9@verizon.net

Coming next week... we will be able to print your family name, (any nationality) its history and Coat of Arms if available.

ALL IRISH IMPORTS

401 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-4484 • Open Daily 9am-9pm

Sean, Mark, Donnie


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SEE THE ALL-NEW EXIT ZERO STORE! OPEN EVERY DAY from 10-9

John and Cathy

Allison and Grace

The Beachcomber Five

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

CELEBRATE CAPE MAY OCEAN AVE. & WASHINGTON STREET • BEHIND THE HORSE & CARRIAGE! (609) 884-9032 • WWW.CELEBRATECAPEMAY.COM

Stop in to see the CRAB CAM 2 Hermit Crabs FREE with any large cage set up!

COME VISIT OUR BEAUTIFULLY RENOVATED STORE AND SEE THE FOLLOWING GOODIES: « EXIT ZERO BUMPER MAGNETS «THE NEW CAPE MAYNIAC LINE

25% OFF

ALL CLOTHING THURSDAY THRU SUNDAY ONLY

«SUPER-CUTE BABY ONESIES «EXIT ZERO COFFEE MUGS «EMBROIDERED POLO SHIRTS FOR HIM & HER

Chattel House Village, 109 Sunset Boulevard (Opposite Shell gas) (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us


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YOUR DERRIERE WILL LOVE YOU FOR BUYING IT A GREAT BEACH CHAIR!

Lower Township’s Fourth Of July Fireworks Display Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Bill, Torsten, Chris D.

Quality Beach Chairs for only $19.99... They’re the Best Buy Around! Add A Great Beach Umbrella for only $19.99 too!

SUNSET BEACH GIFT SHOPS, GOLF & GRILLE

The Kolondra family

OPEN DAILY! Sunset Beach, Cape May Point (609) 884-7079 www.sunsetbeachnj.com John, Lori and Skylar

John, Lori and Skylar

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A PLACE ON EARTH 526 Washington Street Mall Cape May 866-400-SOAP www.aplaceonearth.com

At the end of the Washington Street Mall on Ocean Avenue, in the basement below Winterwood.

Soaps, lotions and wonderful treats for your body and soul. And they make their own stuff on the premises! The Monkey Farts scent is probably the best-known brand in the store – great name, amazing product.

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ALL IRISH IMPORTS 401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484 www.allirishimports.com

Right across from Collier’s Liquor Store (which, appropriately, is a big green building).

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, greeting cards, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits. See their new selection of Irish books.

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Open daily 9am-9pm

ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-3332

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines, books and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to finish off an outfit with style.

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MondayFriday 11-4, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 10-4.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS 542 New England Road Cape May (609) 884-0563 www.bayspringsalpacas.com

Down New England Road – the northern tip of the island – on your way to Higbee Beach.

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

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BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY 109 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-8871 www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

On Sunset Boulevard, just west of the intersection of Broadway and Sunset.

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

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Open daily 10-5.

CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY 701 East Lake Drive Cape May Point (609) 884-2736 www.birdcapemay.org

Follow Sunset Boulevard out to Lighthouse Avenue, turn left and the CMBO is on your right.

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

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Open daily 9:30-4:30.

CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET 110 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3630 www.capemaylinen.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard in West Cape May.

Their hand-picked deals and oldfashioned service keep customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons and tablecloths to linen by the yard. You’re sure to find it here.

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Open daily 10-6.

CAPE MAY SANDAL SHOPPE 108 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 898-3547 www.capemaysandals.com

Right off the Washington Street Mall by Happy Baby Boutique and Louisa’s Café.

This is way more than a sandal shop. They have a wide and varied selection of jewelry, bags, T-shirts and fashion accessories. And they stock sandals in every shape, size, and style you could ever possibly hope to find.

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Open weekends.

CAPE MAY WICKER 203 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-1849

On Sunset Boulevard just past the Shell gas station and Chattel House Village.

Wicker furniture has a classic appeal that looks good indoors and out, and compliments any aesthetic. If you’re in the market for the best selection of wicker furniture on the island, look no further than Cape May Wicker.

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Open 9-5, closed Tuesday and Wednesday.

CAPE WINDS FLORIST 860 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-1865 www.capemayflowers.com

On Broadway just before the windowless, brown Verizon building as you leave town.

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

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Lower Township’s Fourth Of July Fireworks Display Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Whipped Creamy Fudge Premium Chocolates Saltwater Taffy Hand Dipped Ice Cream

The Most Delicious Fudge You’ll Ever Enjoy!

Melanie and Bill Davis, Amy Windish

Stop In and Try a Sample. SPECIAL Frozen Custard Cones are $1.29!

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The Answer Lady

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Wise answers to perplexing questions

HE ANSWER Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart, and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Dear Answer Lady We own a vacation home in Cape May and don’t use it often, so we make it available to family and friends. We don’t need the money, so we don’t charge anything, but sometimes we incur damage to our home that goes beyond normal wear and tear. I can’t tell you how many times we have lent it to someone only to find a major problem on our next visit, like a stubborn carpet stain or a broken chair. We hate to say anything, but costs are adding up. What should we do? – The Out-of-Towners Dear Out-of-Towners There is a difference between being ‘accommodating’ and being a ‘doormat.’ Gentle reader, the Answer Lady says this with all due respect, but you have become the ‘mat under the doormat.’ Come now, while it is commendable to open your Cape

14 Karat Yellow Diamond Plaque

May home to loved ones who may not otherwise be able to enjoy all our fair city has to offer, it is another matter entirely to have marauding hordes treat your homeaway-from-home like a fraternity house. And a free fraternity house at that! If you do not feel comfortable charging rent for your place, you must at least institute a security deposit policy. Repeat after the Answer Lady: ‘Sure, Cousin Nancy – the week of the 14th is fine. Martha and I still do not charge for the house, even during

prime weeks, but due to some damages we’ve incurred, we are requiring a $200 security deposit. Of course, we return it if there is no damage. It’s nothing personal, but unfortunately it’s become necessary. I’m sure we’ll be able to get it back to you within two weeks.’ Hold your ground, even if you get some negative feedback – don’t forget that you are offering the deal of the century. If you don’t think you and Martha have the stomach for this, by all means list your house for rent with a local realtor. If you really don’t need the money, you can donate it to charity. Then you can have a professional deal with Cousin Nancy. Dear Answer Lady Please settle a bet. If I go to someone’s house for a BYOB party, and I B my OB, and don’t drink all of my OB, can I take what’s left home with me? – Party Guy Dear Party Can you? Certainly. You can also grab an empty bag and stroll around filling it with leftovers. The question is: should you? Probably not, unless you are an uncivilized boor. If that’s the case, feel free.

MaryAnn’s CONTEMPORARY & ESTATE JEWELRY

Colin, Monica, Emona, Ethan

Check Us Out on Facebook! facebook.com/theoriginalfudgekitchen

Looking for Something Special... Check Out Mary Ann’s!

Engagement Rings • Estate Jewelry Lladro • Antiques • Hummels Antique Dolls • Jewelry Repair

We Mail Anywhere in The World!

Call 1-800-23-FUDGE Shop online at: www.FudgeKitchens.com

Check Out Our New Selection of Sterling Silver!

Open Every Day in Cape May on The Washington Street Mall & on The Promenade

511 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (next to Fudge Kitchen) ~ (609) 898-8786 Stan, San, Joe

Other Location: 15 N. Black Horse Pike, Runnemede ~ (856) 939-0230


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Is Your Derriere kind of flat? Got No “Junk in the Trunk”? Have no Worries...

THE WEDDING SHOPPE

For ALL Your Wedding Needs!

Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

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CAPTAIN’S COMICS 1210 Bayshore Road Villas (609) 846-7670

Up Bayshore Road near the north end of Villas.

If you or your kids enjoyed either of the recent Iron Man movies, stop in and find out where the character comes from - comic books of course! Captain’s Comics also carries comic-related collectibles and apparel.

Call for details.

Call for details.

CAROLINE BOUTIQUE Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-5055

On Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Streets, right behind the mall.

Located in a cute cedar shake cottage, Caroline’s feature beautiful contemporary clothing and accessories. Ask about the great line of Michael Stars T-shirts in great colors and comfortable fabric.

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CELEBRATE CAPE MAY 315 Ocean Street Cape May (609) 884-9032 www.celebratecapemay.com

At the corner of Washington Street and Ocean Avenue in Washington Commons.

Celebrate Cape May specialize in all things Cape May. They have a large range of fun souvenirs, plus a good selection of Cape May T-shirts, sweatshirts, jewelry and more. If it says ‘Cape May’ on it, it’s here.

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Open daily 10-5, Friday and Saturday 10-9.

COHWEN’S INK EMPORIUM 1210 Bayshore Road Villas (609) 886-7767 www.cohwensinkemporium.com

Bayshore Road and East Bates Street in Villas.

Cohwen J. Allen opened Cohwen’s Ink Emporium after 13 years of experience in the field. It is Cape May’s only five-star-rated body art studio. They specialize in freehand custom designs, cover-ups and repairs.

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MondayThursday 12-8, FridaySaturday 12-12, Sunday 12-6.

COLLIER’S LIQUORS 202 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-8488

Where Lafayette Street runs into Jackson Street next to the Washington Street Mall.

A great variety, a huge list of liquors and beer by the case, 12-pack, six-pack or 22-ounce bottle. On your way to a BYOB and forgot the bottle? Collier’s have a great selection of cold white and sparkling wines.

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MondaySaturday 9-10, Sunday 12-10.

EXIT ZERO 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us

In the illustrious Chattel House Village on Sunset Boulevard, across from the Shell gas station.

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

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FLYING FISH 130 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-2760 www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard.

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, offbeat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

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GAIL PIERSON GALLERY 658 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-2585 www.gailpiersongallery.com

On Washington Street across from City Hall.

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

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GOOD SCENTS 327 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-0014 www.sensia.com

On Carpenter’s Lane at the corner of Jackson Street.

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

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Weekdays 10-6:30, Friday and Saturday 10-10.

A full-service grocery store with organic produce, meats, vegan and vegetarian meals, wheat/gluten and allergen-free foods plus natural and organic items. They carry organic meat products from eco-fish salmon to grass-fed cattle.

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RENT-A-BUTT can help!

WEDDING PLANNING

The Beach Wedding Experts... BEACH CEREMONY RENTALS Chairs, Arbor, Feather Banners

Sizes Available include S, M, L, XL and BADONKADONK! Call (609) 770-8479 for a free catalog of all of our heinies!

SAND POUR UNITY SETS 6 designs 14 sand colors

www.weddings-bythesea.com

Bradley Layton Fleming, Ashley Patten, JC

e-mail: info@weddings-bythesea.com

1-866-459-7900 139 Broadway, West Cape May 884-7900 • Open All Year

The Heart, Soul & Sand of Cape May Weddings

JOIN US ON FACEBOOK AND BECOME A FAN!

CAPE MAY & EXIT 0 CHARMS in Sterling Silver & 14k Gold! Available at...

PATRICIA JACKSON JEWELERS 414 Bank Street, Cape May • (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com

Domenique and Alexis Brion, Ryan and Killian Dougherty

Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Monday 11am-6pm • Sundays 12-5pm

PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS HERE NEXT WEEK!

Store Hours

Image: Sheet Music ©2009 Matt Lively, 18 x18 oil on canvas.

Only $47 for 7000 copies

Matt Lively | Floating Room Paintings on exhibit through November 27

Welcome to the Cape May Jazz Festivaland Join us in the Gallery for the exhibition of Matt Lively’s bold and imaginative paintings. Matt Lively is an internationally acclaimed artist, from Richmond VA. Lively’s paintings, drawings and prints are intelligently designed, whimsical and fun. Inspired by everyday objects, Lively transforms the familiar with movement, color and unique personality. In the heart of the historic district, the Gail Pierson Gallery is a fresh take – showcasing the work of artists of varying styles, in a charming downtown setting. The Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.

This holiday season we welcome residents and visitors to a calendar of receptions and events, with opportunities to meet the artists, hear live jazz, enjoy good food. Come to see us and join our mailing list.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. Winter Hours: Daily 10 am – 5 pm. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

GREEN STREET MARKET 3167 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 463-0606 www.greenstreetmarket.com

Contact Jason (609) 770-8479 • jason@exitzero.us The West family

Up Route 9 in Rio Grande, in the complex in front of Walmart’s parking lot.

GailPiersonGallery

658 Washington Street | Cape May | 609.884.2585 | gailpiersongallery.com


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HAPPY BABY 106 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-5922

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Jackson Street.

A huge selection of stylish, fun and comfortable clothes for your favorite little one, from every corner of the world. Lovely little white bubble sunsuits and peasant tops with ruffled capris.

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Open FridaySunday 11-5.

ITALIAN GARDEN 510 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-2300

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Carpenter’s Lane.

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, an exclusive botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

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KATE’S FLOWER SHOP 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6181 www.katesflowershop.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, really close to Seaside Cheese Company.

Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

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MondayFriday 9-5, Saturday 9-12, closed Sunday.

KONA SPORTS Rio Grande and New Jersey Ave Wildwood (609) 522-7899 www.konasports.com

Dead ahead as you drive down Rio Grande Avenue into Wildwood.

Kona is your surf, bike and summer sport HQ and they have a huge selection of clothing for men, women and kids. They stock a huge selection of board shorts from top brands like Quiksilver and Billabong.

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WE SPECIALIZE IN COLORED PORTRAITS!!!

LOVE THE COOK 404 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-9292 www.lovethecook.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

More spices, oils, sauces, mustards, herbs, fresh coffees and salad dressing than you can shake a spoon at (they have those too). Among the gadgets are Hot Spots – silicone pads that act as trivets – hot pads and jar openers.

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Open daily 10-5, Friday and Saturday 10-6.

WE SPECIALIZE IN REPAIRING AMATEUR TATTOOS!!!

MARY ANN’S JEWELRY 511 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-8786

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

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ORIGINAL FUDGE KITCHEN 513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach Avenue Cape May 800-23-FUDGE www.fudgekitchens.com

On the Washington Street Mall and beachfront on the promenade.

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Their $1.29 frozen custard cones are back, so go try one today!

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OUT OF THE PAST ANTIQUES 394 Myrtle Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3357 www.outofthepastantiques.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Lovely surprises everywhere – a tea set from the 1920s, a cylinder from a turn-of-the-century Edison phonograph or a Wallace Nutting hand-colored photograph. Keep coming back because the selection changes.

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PAT JACKSON JEWELERS 414 Bank Street Cape May (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com

On Bank Street next to 410 Bank Street restaurant.

Pat Jackson has been designing jewelry since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

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PATRICIA RAINEY STUDIOS 1325 Emerson Avenue North Cape May (609) 886-4863 www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Patricia operates her studio in North Cape May. Call for information on when you can visit.

Patricia is a self-taught artist who paints beautiful oils and watercolors that you’ll see on posters, prints and on postcards all over town. Patricia has painted some of the most inspiring buildings in historic Cape May.

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VOTED #1 TATTOO STUDIO IN SOUTH JERSEY ON

Monday, July 5 on Beach Drive, Town Bank PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

COHWENS INK EMPORIUM AWARD WINNING AND PUBLISHED ARTISTS!!!

Stop in and see Cohwen, Timmy, Scott, Spike, Dave and Nikki... We'll be more than eager to make your dreams into reality!

The two Walters

The Holland kids

SPECIALS

$10 Piercings - $20 Name Tattoos $180 Black & Grey Portraits

OPEN 7 DAYS: Mon-Thur 12-8; Fri & Sat 12-12; Sun 12-6 1210 Bayshore Road, Villas NJ

609-886-7767

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Relax in our new Avalon Bistro group! Available in many designer colors!

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d i f f e ren t ? Come visit our farm in Cape May and get acquainted with our colorful herd of fleecy friends. Shop in our farm store for unique gifts and accessories: alpaca yarn, luxurious alpaca sweaters and blankets from Peru or hand knits by Barbara. FARM STORE HOURS: Sat. & Sun. 10-4P BAY SPRINGS FARM 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563

Liberty, Brianna, Amber, Alisa

indoor & outdoor fur niture | candles | decorations | cushions | souvenirs

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“Awesome Kids”

107 Liberty Way • Cape May, NJ Washington Street Mall (609) 884-8844 Stone Harbor • Ocean City • Beach Haven Ship Bottom • Surf City, NJ

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Washington Commons is the collection of stores across Ocean Street from the mall.

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At the very end of beautiful Sunset Boulevard at Sunset Beach.

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Liberty Way is a small offshoot of the Washington Street Mall by Lemon Tree.

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On Jackson Street just before it runs into West Perry Street.

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VICTORIOUS 251 Beach Avenue, Congress Hall Cape May (609) 898-1777 www.victoriousantiques.com

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Victorious have stylish goodies like Hobo handbags, sweet clutches and a wide variety of accessories to choose from. Their specialty is antique wedding bands and engagement rings. A great place to browse.

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WHALE’S TALE 312 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-4808 www.whaletalecapemay.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

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ZOO COMPANY 421 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-8181

In the Centre City Mall on the Washington Street Mall.

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CAPE ISLAND HOME & GARDEN 720 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-4210

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

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CASALE’S SHOES 415 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3148

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Casale’s is stocked with everything your feet could ever want or need. There are sandals and beach footwear as well as sneakers, shoes and even strappy little numbers for the ladies.

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HENRY’S FINE JEWELRY 407 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0334

Right in the middle of the Washington Street Mall.

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

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PEOPLE PEOPLE 719 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-0020

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

After years of selling hip apparel in Stone Harbor, People People have expanded to Cape May and are bringing their great collection of women’s clothing along with them.

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FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street Cape May Washington Commons (609) 898-8080

In Celebration Mall, right next to Acme on Ocean Street.

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TOMMY’S FOLLY 251 Beach Avenue, Congress Hall Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Within the massive yellow building that is Cape May’s historic Congress Hall.

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WANDERLUST 609 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 884-0488

The big, bright, yellow building on Jefferson Street.

Wanderlust is like an entire tropical island all squeezed into a rustic shop. They bring the chic home decor that you’d find in Martha’s Vineyard or the Hamptons to Cape May.

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DESATNICK’S Cape May (609) 884-2545 www.desatnicks.com

You can reach DeSatnick’s right in your home by picking up the phone.

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ONAL Lonegan and I parked at the cove, at the far south end of Beach Drive in front of the Cove Restaurant, which was locked in a Ragnaroklike battle with city hall over sand drifts. I thought it a little silly to buy a restaurant on the beach then sue the city over sand on your porch, but one look at the deposits obscuring a solid one-third of the building made me think maybe they had a case. We hopped out of my cherry 1976 El Camino to meet Book Fan, a Facebook friend I was certain was the serial killer known as The Editor, who had ‘lured’ me to the scene much as he did his other seven victims. I brought Lonegan along in case he recognized anyone and because, let’s face it, going out to a dark jetty to meet someone you think is going to kill you is pretty scary. I took my snub-nosed .38 from its suede shoulder holster and gave it another once

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over. It was ready. It was always ready. Was I? “You ready?” Lonegan asked in his thick Scottish accent. I swigged the last of my coffee. “As I’ll ever be. You?” “Ready. Though I’m not sure why you had to have Wawa coffee when the goddamned 7-11 is right there by my office.” I replied, “I know you tealoving European types don’t get a lot of our Americanisms. Let’s add mocha raspberry Wawa coffee to the list and move on, okay? You sure you’re up for this?” “I’m sure,” he answered, and lifted his shirt to show me the silver 9mm tucked into his belt. This scared the hell out of me. There was nothing worse than an amateur with a gun, unless that amateur was a Scot. “Lonegan…” “Don’t worry, I’m practiced.” “Okay,” I said. “Let’s go.” As we headed to the beach I made small talk. “So why are you selling your dead writer’s books? A bit morose, no?” “I think you mean macabre,” he answered. “And yes, it is. But I’ve got an investment to recoup. I don’t know how the killer managed to do all this without getting traced, but even if I only get a few cents for every copy sold, it’ll help defray costs. It sounds awful, but it’s not like I’m Knopf. I can’t swallow a huge loss and whip out the new Crichton.” “That’s okay,” I said. “Not even Knopf is Knopf anymore.” Lonegan said, “He’s a clever git, I’ll give him that.” I nodded in the dark. “Not as clever as he thinks.” “What do you mean?” I explained. “He’s done an exceptional job hiding the money, wiring it to a numbered offshore account. This is true. But we’ll get him soon.” “How?” I made a big deal out of scanning the area. “My inside police guy gave me some good info. Looks like they’re going

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Lonegan said, “He’s a clever git, I’ll give him that.” I nodded in the dark. “Not as clever as he thinks.” to be able to track him down through the companies that are actually printing the book.” I had no idea if this was true. “But I checked,” Lonegan said. “He left a maze. He’s using all different printers at once; Press & Journal in Middletown, Pennsylvania. Wisconsin Web Offset. He’s even got one running out of Kowloon, Hong Kong. How did the Cape May Police track him down?” I shrugged, “My guy wouldn’t say, exactly. Only that he left a clue behind.” “Good on them,” he said. We reached the promenade. “It’s time,” I said. We faced south toward the cove. There wasn’t much beach from the street to the jetty, but the going was slow due to the darkness and the rocks jutting up from the sand. Each time I saw this pre-jetty I imagined that on the first day of the job the guys dumped the rocks on this spot, then the foreman told them, “No, guys, 100 feet that way.” And rather than reload and move the rocks they just moved on. Probably union guys. We picked our way past the rocks and neared the actual jetty. “There,” Lonegan said. There was enough moonlight on the water to backlight the rocks and make it impossible to see anything on them. “You see him?” he asked. I squinted. There seemed to be something. What exactly I couldn’t tell you. From here it looked like a scarecrow. “I think so,” I said. “Keep that gun in your belt.” Lonegan patted me on the back. “You first, Mr. Hero.” “Good title for the book,” I said and strode toward the jetty, Lonegan a few steps behind me.

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A Killer Read ? From Page 83 The figure on the jetty was either a very tall woman or a very thin man. Maybe a very thin man who dwelt in his mother’s basement and got his jollies meeting PI’s in ridiculous places. If I was lucky that’s who it was. But then I wouldn’t be able to close the case. Better a live, failed PI than a dead, successful one, right? Now we were right at the foot of the rock walk. The sea was calm, as it generally was at the cove, the tide so broken by the many jetties that it seemed to surrender down here. I called out, “Hello! Book Fan? It’s Travis! I’m here with my editor! Can we come out?” The dark figure said nothing, which I took as a good sign. I took a few steps onto the rocks. “We’re coming out! Just relax! We’ve brought a check!” I crept out further. Footing was treacherous in the dark on the wet rocks so I took my time. I heard Lonegan behind me whisper, “Go get ‘im, big man.” What happened next happened pretty fast. As I got closer to the man, it became pretty clear it was not a man at all, rather just a coat and hat slung over the “DO NOT WALK ON THE JETTY” sign. “You should have minded the sign, boy,” someone said. I heard two loud cracks and felt two sledgehammers hit my back. Then I was face down on the rocks, lungs empty, bright yellow stars bursting in my eyes. This was not how it was supposed to end. “Drop it!” somebody shouted. I heard two more gunshots, then I saw The Editor’s lifeless face on the rocks next to mine. That’s how it was supposed to end. *** TIM DeMarco watched as Travis and Lonegan left the Exit Zero Store. When the El Camino cleared the parking lot, Officers Austin and Genarro tapped on the door. Tim opened it.

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“Upstairs,” he told Genarro. “With me,” Austin said to Tim and they made for the squad car around the corner. Time was short so they wasted none. Officer Shawn Austin got them from West Cape May to the cove in 90 seconds. “That was badass,” Tim said. “Training.” They parked two blocks away and jogged to the cove. “You sure your boy can buy us enough time?” Austin asked. Tim answered, “If there’s one thing Travis can do it’s cause a distraction.” “Let’s hope so.” They trotted down Beach past the Cove Restaurant and onto the sand. They took a wide route to avoid leaving suspicious footprints, running up the shore and making a bee line to the water. Then they sloshed their way back toward the jetty, took up positions about two-thirds of the way down, and settled in. Both men leaned on the rocks, taking air in deep gulps. “You’re in good shape,” Austin said. Tim replied, “Bowflex, jogging. But don’t tell Travis; he thinks it’s all natural.” Austin scoffed. “That guy… he’s pretty high on our shit list.” Tim frowned. “You boys might want to cut him some slack. All he’s doing is trying to help people. We wouldn’t be doing this right now if it weren’t for him. He also led you indirectly to Dead & Breakfast, helped you close about 50 open cases. Maybe that should earn him some consideration.” Austin paused. “Maybe it should.” They saw headlights and heard a car park and two doors shut quietly. A minute later their heads peeked over the horizon of the street. They slowly picked their way down the beach and onto the rocks. “Hold…” Austin whispered. “Hold…” They watched Travis and Lonegan make their way down

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on the Washington Street Mall. They found the cashier who sold them and zeroed in on Lonegan. Surveillance camera photos of the Scot in his Yankees cap sealed the deal. Hubris. It was a killer. While we acted out the charade at the Exit Zero Store, Cape May Police searched Lonegan’s house and computers. He was clever. The books, with all the press surrounding the murdered authors, were selling like mad. We’d never know how much cash went into his offshore account, but it was in the tens of thousands. As marketing schemes went, it wasn’t bad. Cops were sure they could tie Lonegan to all seven Editor murders, even if the main suspect’s heart now resembled a handful of ground beef. It was my idea to lure Lonegan out here, trusting that Tim and Austin would plug him before he could put two in my back. That hiccup aside, it went pretty well. It was getting a little harder to breathe. “How you feeling?” Tim asked, eyes red. Had he been crying? I shrugged. “Pretty good.” “You’re a damn fool.” “Yeah.” Austin approached. “Nice work,

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Whitaker.” “Thanks.” “I just want you to know,” Austin looked from me to Tim and back, “I want you to know that we appreciate your help on this. Just, next time you get a hook onto something, let us know, okay? We’d hate for you to end up dead for no good reason.” I nodded. It was a reasonable request. “Sure, no problem.” “And when you take off the skirt and get out of the hospital, we should catch a ball game.” I tried not to burst into tears. “Sure, sounds good.” He turned to leave. I called, “Hey officer…” “Yeah?” “Next time, try not to eat the jetty.” Tim said, “Bam!” Officer Austin rubbed his jaw, hooded his eyes, and stalked off. He may have been smiling. “Nice,” Tim said. I tried to answer but my chest was feeling even tighter. “Travis?” It was Daryl. Her eyes were red, too. Do people really like me that much? “Hey,” I replied hoarsely. Her eyes said it all; frustration, anger, pride, a little lust, but mostly relief. I opened my mouth to try to say something witty, but suddenly found myself unable to breathe at all. “Travis?” she said. “Medic!” Tim cried. I could exhale, but I couldn’t inhale well. For the second time that night stars filled my eyes. *** I WOKE up the next morning in the hospital. My doctor explained that the swelling in my lungs caused my temporary asphyxiation. They stuck a tube down my throat and let a machine breathe for me for a few hours. This explained why it felt like someone used a steel wool pipe cleaner on my esophagus. But hey, that was twice in the last few hours I’d defied death – there were bound to be scars. What I did not expect was

seeing Sam Howard and David McComsey in my room when I came to. They wanted to express their gratitude and inform me that, with Lonegan gone, they would run Exit Zero until other arrangements were made. “Congrats guys,” I rasped. “We wondered if you’d like to write that Dead & Breakfast book,” McComsey said. “I don’t know, guys. I’m not much of a writer.” Sam smiled. “We’d be there to help you. Dave can work with the plot and characters, I’ll do the research, the histories of the families involved, stuff like that.” I said, “Really?” “Absolutely,” McComsey twisted his face into a grimace of a smile. “We’ll run a chapter a week, then release the whole thing in our Cape May Companion book.” “What’s that?” I asked. Sam answered, “Dave’s going to front the creative end; I’m more of a manager of stories. The Companion is going to feature a little of each, some history, some short fiction, plus your thing. When Exit Zero dissolves once Lonegan is in the ground, we can fill the void.” McComsey said, “And we’d like you on board.” I considered it. Sam said, “There would also be a small salary involved. I considered it seriously. “I promise you this,” I said. “I’ll think about it.” A few hours later I was given a clean bill of health and released. I dressed and fished for two items in my front pocket, then I was in my El Camino and gunning it for Cape May. 15 minutes later I was in the Grand Hotel. I fingered the two keys I’d been looking for. One belonged to Cathy Steltzer, my old high school flame. The other belonged to Daryl Vance, the hardened Philadelphia Inquirer reporter. I walked to the elevator and stepped inside. I pushed the button, the doors closed. The elevator went up. The End

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The Big Exit Zero Guide To Health And Beauty Treatments

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ACCENT ON BEAUTY 128 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-7040 www.accentonbeautycapemay.com

Next to the Shell gas station on Sunset Boulevard (across from Exit Zero HQ!).

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ARTIZAN SALON AND SPA 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-4499

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

Artizan specializes in Wedding Parties and Special Occasions. They will handle all of your makeup and updos. Trust them to make you look your best when it counts.

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BALANCE PILATES YOGA STUDIO 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3001 www.balancecapemay.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

A fully-equipped studio offering private and small group classes, and Thai Yoga Massage – a relaxing one-hour treatment integrating acupressure and yoga adjustments.

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CAPE FITNESS 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-1515 www.capefitness.com

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They offer classes in a comfortable, unintimidating environment and skilled Personal Trainers who will work with any member looking to be pushed to their personal best.

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CAPE MAY DAY SPA 607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com

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This award-winning spa offers the Couple’s Victorian Experience, beginning in an oversized whirlpool, followed by a Swedish massage, and ending with light refreshments.

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CAPE MAY FAMILY DENTAL 3151 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 463-8800

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Their slogan is “caring hands delivering quality care” and it fits. Call to arrange for a routine cleaning or more extensive work. Try the New Patient Package for just $80.

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DR LOUIS J. FELDMAN 741 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-4260

On Washington Street near the post office right in the heart of Cape May.

Dr Feldman and his team provide top-notch cosmetic and restorative dentistry. The office is on call for your Dental Emergencies and endorsed by Cape Island Urgent Care.

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DR GOLDSTEIN 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6080

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Dr Goldstein offers a highly personalized dental experience. He provides all aspects of general dentistry and accepts most insurance plans. Try the take-home Custom Bleaching Trays.

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DR GORNY 937 Columbia Avenue Cape May (609) 898-0800

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Dr Gorny will help you with your greatest asset - your eyes! She offers Comprehensive Eye Exams, treatment and a wide stock of unique frames to keep you seeing clearly.

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They have great equipment, a clean environment and attentive instructors. Try their Boot Camp, an effective, easy-to-follow routine guaranteeing lost pounds in the first week.

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HERE lie in the Cape May harbor tonight three submarines and the “mother” tender of the submarines, also a United States cruiser, ready to take part in the Independence Day maneuvers in the bay tomorrow.” – The New York Times, July 4, 1916. People are often surprised to learn of submarine activity near Cape May. In The First Resort, I discussed two famous submarine incidents that occurred in the area: the sinking of the USS S-5 and the surrender of the German U-boat 858 after World War II. I’ll discuss each of those stories in greater depth in the next two columns, but for this issue we’ll focus on the ships that were ported in Cape May harbor. The US Navy first ported submarines in the Cape May harbor in 1916, and the excerpt that begins this column details part of that year’s Independence Day festivities. As a thrill for local citizens and a demonstration of the German U-boat threat, a challenge was arranged between four submarines and anyone in the area with a boat. The subs

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involved were the D-3 (USS Salmon), L-1, L-2 and L-4. The locals were told to patrol the area however and wherever they liked. While the patrol was in place, the submarines would come from out at sea and attempt to enter the harbor without being noticed. As an added obstacle, the local boats were joined by the 300-foot destroyer USS Beale. Newspapers of the day noted that hundreds of boats were involved in the operation, but ultimately each of the submarines entered the bay undetected. The Navy threw an even bigger party two months later on Labor Day, celebrating the official opening of the $2,000,000 Cape May harbor and the commissioning of both the Cape May submarine base and the new Navy Reserve base which would be known as Camp Wissahickon. Among the activities planned was a mock sea battle, designed to demonstrate the importance of submarine patrols off Cape May. The submarines involved were the K-1 (USS Haddock), K-2 (USS Catchalot), K-3 (USS Orca) and the K-4 (USS Walrus). A flotilla of four battleships comprised of the USS Rhode Island, USS Louisiana, USS Alabama

The USS N-7 worked in conjunction with submarine chasers 71 and 73, searching for German U-boats in the waters off Cape May. Don Pocher

and USS Illinois were deemed the ‘enemy’ aggressor and the submarines were the ‘good guys.’ The submarines were joined by two destroyers and other assorted ships from the Navy Reserves. After two hours of fighting and the involvement of over 2,000 reservists, the battle was over and the local Cape May sailors won. According to a July 5 Philadelphia Inquirer article, “The war game drew an enormous crowd to the resort for this Labor Day holiday. More than ten thousand people arrived on trains and the steamship Cape May, which made her first daylight trip

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today. The maneuvers were plainly visible from the beach.” Cape May’s submarine base was closed in 1924, when the Navy relinquished the base to the Coast Guard and it became a first line of defense in a new, more domestic conflict: preventing rum runners from delivering bootleg alcohol during Prohibition. The Navy returned to town during World War II, but it was a temporary situation until after the war, when the Coast Guard was given complete ownership of the base. Today the base serves as the Coast Guard’s only Recruit Training Center.

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Through October 31 Cape May’s Sixth Annual Designer Show House The region’s top designers and suppliers have transformed the first floor and grounds of the Fairthorne Cottage on the corner of Ocean and Hughes into Cape May’s Sixth Annual Designer Show House. Daily self-guided tours can be combined with lunch and dinner packages. Open daily 1pm to 4pm with additional tours Sunday through Friday from 7pm to 9pm. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children ages 3-12. Each visitor receives a full-color program book with information about the designers, products and vendors. Through September 4 East Lynne Theater Company presents The Dictator Ethel Barrymore challenged Davis, a famous journalist, to write a play, and he composed one of the funniest comedies ELTC has ever produced! Brooke Travers flees NYC by jumping a ship bound for Puerto Banos in Central America. Believing he could be arrested at any moment, he assumes different names and even swaps identities with the American Consul, Colonel Bowie. Who’s in charge of this Banana Republic is anyone’s guess in this large-cast 1904 Broadway hit. July 28 through September 4. Performances run Wednesday through Saturday, 8:30pm at the First Presbyterian Church of Cape May, 500 Hughes Street. General admission $28, seniors/ those with disabilities and their support companions $23, students $13. August 2 Cape May Stage’s Second Annual Second Stage Broadway Series presents Dominic Chianese: Italian Songs of My Childhood Dominic Chianese, best known for his ItalianAmerican roles, has been acting and singing for over four decades, culminating in his high-profile role on HBO’s The Sopranos as the stoic, vengeful mob boss Uncle Junior. In addition to The Sopranos, The Godfather Part II and Gotti, he has appeared in Dog Day Afternoon and such television dramas as Kojak and Law & Order. Though his reputation has largely been built upon his portrayal of mobsters, his roots are firmly planted in musical theater. His musical credits include The Fantastiks and A Funny Thing Happened on

The Sixth Annual Cape May Designer Show House is at the Fairthorne on Ocean Street. the Way to the Forum. Like many actors, Chianese had to make ends meet during the early days, often singing and playing guitar in nursing homes. Since then, Dominic has been serenading audiences with his acoustic guitar, taking them on a musical journey through his Italian childhood. 8pm at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse at Bank & Lafayette. Tickets are $50. August 2, 9 & 16 Cape May Kids Playhouse Silliness ensues during Cape May Kids Playhouse at Cape May Stage’s Robert Shackleton Playhouse on Bank and Lafayette. On August 2, get in on the act with the show Cape May Kids! inspired by Gwynne Spencer’s novella Down the Shore. There will be plenty of nostalgia for grownups and silly music and fun for kids! On August 9 and 16, enjoy Magic at the Cape, a one-hour magical journey for children ages 5 and above featuring not one, but two magicians (Johnny Mass and Michael Walsh)! The show is entertaining, educational, and enchanting. 10am. $10 for adults, $7 for children ages 3-12. August 7 National Lighthouse Day at the Cape May Lighthouse Enjoy family activities at the base of the lighthouse including pirate hat-making, games, music and craft vendors. 9am to 2pm. Free admission to the activities, separate

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admission to climb the lighthouse. August 8 and 22 Teddy Bear Tea Party BYOB — Bring your own bear (or dolly). Teddy Bear Tea Parties at the Carriage House Tearoom and Café feature kid-friendly menus and teddy bear music. Miss Jeanne and a special guest from The Cape May Teddy Bear Co. will be presenting stories and activities for the Teddy Bear Tea attendees as well as providing a goody bag. 12pm. $18 for adults, $10 for children ages 3-12. The Carriage House Tearoom and Café is located on the Emlen Physick Estate, 1048 Washington Street. August 9 Cape May Stage’s 2nd Annual Second Stage Broadway Series presents Operation Adelmo: The Clown Prince of Opera A 90-minute solo entertainment takes you on a song-filled journey into Adelmo’s world of opera. Along with his romantic river-rumbling baritone, Mr. Guidarelli plays a multitude of musical instruments, such as guitar, banjo, ukulele, accordion and kazoo. It’s a multi-genre production spanning pop, jazz, classic rock, opera, and even magic. A magical evening of music and fun begins at 8pm in the Robert Shackleton Playhouse at Bank & Lafayette. Tickets are $20. August 13 and 14 Cape May’s Paranormal Weekend Spend a spine-tingling weekend in Cape May over Friday the 13th. You may not be able to be hunt down the fictitious Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake, but you can certainly look for the presence of spirits in one of the nation’s most haunted cities – Cape May! Look for ghosts in the Physick Estate with Ghost-One, a paranormal research team, ride through the haunted streets of Cape May with Craig McManus, paranormal investigator and psychic medium, take a Tales of Terror Trolley Ride for some spooky stories or enjoy a Ghosts of Cape May Trolley Tour to hear about all of Cape May’s haunted happenings. August 13 Ghost 101: Dinner & Investigation Ghost-One, a paranormal research team based in Pennsylvania, has done extensive investigations at the Physick Estate and will host a dinner and investigation at 7pm at Cape May’s original haunted house, the Physick Estate, 1048 Washington Street. First, enjoy a three-course dinner at the Carriage House Tearoom & Café located on the grounds of the Physick Estate while representatives from Ghost-One discuss ghost myths

and truths, and their investigating techniques and tools. After dinner, you will be divided into small groups and enter the haunted Physick Estate with a member of Ghost-One. Try your hand with some of their equipment and do EVP readings as you explore four different rooms inside the Physick Estate. Afterwards, return to the Carriage House Tearoom & Café to enjoy dessert and discuss your findings. Tickets are $50 and limited to 50 people. August 14 A Ride with the Ghost Writer This 45-minute evening trolley ride takes you through the streets of Cape May’s Historic District with psychic medium Craig McManus (the Ghost Writer of Exit Zero fame) providing the narration. Craig will talk about spirits and the history of the houses where he has sensed activity. Offered at 8:15pm and 9:15pm. Tickets are $25. August 20 How a Stained Glass Window is Made Donald Samick, President of Lamb Studios (the company that restored the stained glass at the First Presbyterian Church of Cape May) will be offering a lecture on how stained glass is made at the Carriage House Tearoom & Café, 1048 Washington Street at 7pm. Tickets are $10. Includes dessert and coffee. August 25-Sept. 25 Cape May Stage presents Happy Days In Happy Days, award-winning playwright Samuel Beckett pursues his relentless search for the meaning of existence, probing the tenuous relationships that bind one person to another, and each to the universe. Once again stripping theater to its barest essentials, Happy Days offers only two characters: a married couple, Winnie and Willie, a mound of dirt as the set, and a small bag of props. Beloved actors Lynn and Ron Cohen star in this compelling production. Performances run Wednesday-Sunday at 8pm in the Robert Shackleton Playhouse, corner of Bank and Lafayette. General admission $35, seniors $30, students $12.50. Opening night admission $50, Saturday night $40. August 28 Delaware Bay Lighthouse Adventure Enjoy a cruise up the Delaware Bay aboard the Cape May Whale Watcher’s Spirit of Cape May for a full day of lighthouse viewing. Hear Bay lore on fishing, spawning grounds and more. The cruise includes a lavish complimentary cold luncheon buffet including shrimp, finger sandwiches, cheese and fruit trays and dessert. A cash bar is available. Limited to 175. 10am. Admission $99.

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If it’s not in this list it probably ain’t worth doing. So get reading, and then get moving! FAMILY-FRIENDLY Cape May has a great variety of activities that you can enjoy with the entire family. Here is a great list of ideas to get you started. 1. Morey’s Piers The Wildwood Boardwalk is now home to the biggest attraction the Jersey Shore has seen in years. The Ghost Ship, unveiled Memorial Day Weekend, is a one-of-a-kind haunted attraction featuring animatronics, a scary soundtrack and live actors. Wind your way through the maze-like course of a wrecked ship that appears it has crashed right into Morey’s Piers. 2. Cape May-Lewes Ferry Take a trip over to Lewes, Delaware, a small, quaint seaside town, then make sure you check out bustling Rehoboth Beach, the Fenwick Island Lighthouse or Cape Henlopen State Park. You can also take advantage of the tax-free shopping at the outlets. Or just enjoy the quiet and vastness of the bay on the deck of the ferry as you watch for dolphins and whales. For more information or to book a reservation, call 800-64-FERRY or visit capemaylewesferry.com. 3. Historic Cold Spring Village Ever wonder what it was like to live in Cape May 200 years ago? The answer can be found at this open-air living history museum, a seven-minute drive from town. Through interactive, and hands-on activities,

visitors can make a connection with the past by experiencing it. The many authentically-restored homes amid idyllic shaded areas make it hard not to feel like Abe Lincoln’s in office… and it’s even easier when the Civil War re-enactment rolls into town. Cold Spring is a can’t-miss for history buffs. Give them a call at (609) 898-2300 or visit their website at www.hcsv.org. 4. Whale and Dolphin Watching Dolphins are fairly common in the waters off Cape May, but it’s still a joy to see them. Cape May Whale & Dolphin Watch and Research Center offers you the best chance to see them up close. And, you might even see a whale. Tours take off at Wilson Avenue. You can see it on your left as you cross the small bridge before the Lobster House on your way out of town. For directions or more information, call (609) 898-0055 or visit them on the web at www.capemaywhalewatch.com. 5. Cape May Family Treasure Hunt Discover the fun of exploring Cape May and uncovering its architectural elements from a kid’s perspective. Packet includes a clue sheet and map that will take you on a self-guided discovery tour. Packets for the entire family are available for $5. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 6. Antiquing For a different kind of treasure hunt, check out the amazing variety of antique shops that are available in Cape May – just don’t get disheartened when you see

your favorite childhood toy selling for $100. Here are some treasure troves (all 609 area code): Antiques Emporia, 405 West Perry Street (898-3332), Bridgetowne Antiques, Broadway and Mechanic (884-8107), Out of The Past Antiques, 394 Myrtle Avenue, corner of Perry (884-3357), Cape May Antique Center, 1228 Route 109 (898-4449). 7. Cape May Lighthouse, Oil House, Museum Shop The structure, built in 1859, has 199 steps leading to the watch gallery with a panoramic view of the Jersey Cape, Delaware Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. Admission to the Visitors’ Orientation Center and the ground floor of the Lighthouse is free. Tower admission is $7 for adults and $3 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 8. Bay Springs Alpaca Farm This one’s hard to believe, but Cape May has an Alpaca Farm. Near the end of beautiful New England Road, Warren and Barbara Nuessle live what they call the “alpaca lifestyle” – quiet and simple. Visit them between 10am and 4pm on Saturdays and Sundays and see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, or shop at their store which carries many alpaca related items (forget wool; go with an alpaca sweater this winter!) And don’t forget to greet the grazing alpacas – they make it all possible. Call (609) 884-0563 or visit www.bayspringsalpacas.comfor more information.

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64 Great Things You Should Do ? From Page 109 9. Beachcombing at the Cove A naturalist from the Nature Center of Cape May helps you explore the ocean, beach and dunes of the Cove on Sundays at 9am. Tickets are $10 for adults, $5 for children and can be purchased in advance at the Washington Street Mall Information Booth, or on the day of the tour at the Second Street Pavilion on the promenade in Cape May. 10. World War II Lookout Tower Museum Fire Control Tower No. 23 on Sunset Boulevard is New Jersey’s last freestanding World War II tower, part of the immense Harbor Defense of the Delaware system known as Fort Miles. After the award-winning restoration, visitors can now climb to the sixth floor spotting gallery while reliving the homeland defense efforts during World War II. The ground floor of the tower is fully accessible. Entrance fee is $6 for adults and $2.50 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 11. Cherry House Tour This Federal-style house was built in 1849 by Lemuel Leaming and named for the Cherry family of Philadelphia. It has been lovingly restored and furnished with antiques. Each room is a treasure chest of cherished family mementos, and hand-painted murals throughout are a reflection of the owners’ lives as well as the home’s seashore heritage. Tours are Saturdays and Sundays at 2pm, and Wednesdays and Thursdays at 11am and 2pm. Tickets are available at the Washington Street Mall Information Booth for $10. For more

information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 12. Sixth Annual Cape May Designer Show House The region’s top designers and suppliers transform the first floor and grounds of the Fairthorne Cottage, on the corner of Ocean and Hughes streets, into Cape May’s sixth annual Designer Show House. Self-guided tours can be combined with lunch and dinner packages and special events. The house will be open daily from 1pm to 4pm and Sundays to Fridays from 7pm to 9pm. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 13. Salt Marsh Eco-Tour and Birding by Boat Join the crew aboard the Osprey, a 36-passenger environmentally-friendly pontoon boat. Since 1993 Captain David has been sharing the wonders of our coast. Enjoy a fully-narrated tour as you get up-close views of ospreys, migrant shorebirds, clapper rails, herons, gulls, and terns. Also cruise through tidal wetland preserves, learning about one of the most productive habitats on the planet. Trips sail daily from the Miss Chris Marina at 890 2nd Avenue in Cape May from April to November. Call (609) 898-3500 or visit www.ospreycruise. com for more information or to book your trip. 14. Aviation Museum The Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum, a few minutes north of town, has a wonderful collection of planes and helicopters all set in a building which, at its peak during WWII, accommodated 222 planes and 17,000 takeoffs and landings per month. Young or old, the awe of flight will catch you like a net. The museum is open daily from 9am-5pm. Across the road is another must-see, the Vietnam Memorial Museum,

which features a special garden commemorating the 21 fallen soldiers from Cape May County. Call (609) 886-8787 or visit www.usnasw.org. 15. Emlen Physick Estate Tour  With its new theme for 2010, “On the Town, Dining out and Entertainment during the 19th Century,” a tour of the Emlen Physick Estate, Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, is sure to be an entertaining and educational experience that will deligh the adults and childrean alike. Tours cost $10 for adults and $5 for children. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 16. Road Trip It seems silly to suggest leaving Cape May, but when the road calls, it’s hard not to answer. Grab some gas and try out route 147 (Ocean Drive). It runs through Wildwood Crest, Stone Harbor and the Doo Wopfashioned hotels of Wildwood are a block away. Or why not explore Cumberland County, home to bald eagles and Port Norris, the one-time oyster capital of the world? Make sure you don’t miss the A.J. Meerwald, the lovely and historic Delaware Bay oyster schooner. 17. Cape May County Zoo How much would you expect to pay to see 200 species and a total of 550 animals from around the world? Unless you guessed $0 than you’re way off, because the Cape May County Zoo offers free admission to their park and zoo. The zoo features a reptile room, world of birds and an African Savanna in its 80 acres of property. Open daily from 10am-4:45pm, the zoo is just off Exit 11 on the Parkway. And, while the zoo is free, donations at the entrance are appreciated. You can

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F YOU are a millennial beachgoer with a fondness for air conditioning and wi-fi, you may be skeptical about modern life in Victorian Cape May. It is easy to focus on the challenges – the lack of wiring and insulation, the plaster walls, the non-standard windows and doors. How comfortable can these quaint houses be? Very. Let the Cape May Designer Show House convince you. This year’s show house is the Fairthorne Cottage, a bed and breakfast on Ocean Street. Because it will continue to operate as a B&B until the show house ends its run on January 2, only the first f loor and grounds are included. Admission is $10, and proceeds benefit the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities, a nonprofit dedicated to preserving Cape May’s heritage. The tour is self-guided, but it’s hard to take a step without a well-informed volunteer on hand to answer questions. Admission includes a program book full of information about the designers. The house has been brought into the

21st century. Only the porch would be recognized by a Victorian visitor, offering comfortable seating and a view that allows you to watch the world wake up. The foyer and hallway are modern and sensible, and the efficient use of the “cupboard under the stairs” makes Harry Potter seem like a whiner – the powder room uses glass and mirrors to create a spacious feeling. The parlor and dining room conjure sophisticated banter more suggestive of

Noel Coward than Queen Victoria. The “keeping room” is a gathering place for family. The kitchen feels like two rooms: a breakfast area with all the basics at the ready fronts a larger, working kitchen complete with pastry station. The den tucked behind the kitchen is equipped with a cozy reading space as suited to a Kindle download as a Dickens first edition. Another bathroom, complete with shower, occupies an alcove with maritime efficiency. Outside the kitchen is a jewel-like garden and gazebo. This year’s show house is a short stroll from the Merion Inn, where you can gather to share your impressions, enjoy great music, and listen to visitors from Miami to Maine praise the town you love. Finish with a toast to the most popular artisan involved in the project – Polar Bear Mechanical Services, installers of the air conditioning that keeps the heat at bay. Modern life can be delightful in Victorian Cape May. Next week: I Hate Hamlet at Cape May Stage

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64 Great Things You Should Do ? From Page 109 visit the county website at www.capemaycountygov.net or call (609) 465-5271 for more information. 18. Harbor Safari A marine biologist leads you through an informational tour of Cape May’s beach and marsh habitats and the ecosystems you’ll find there. Tours are offered Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10:30am. The cost is $10 for adults and $5 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 19. Miniature Golf Cape May Miniature Golf on Jackson Street features sculpted greens, lush landscape, and real sand traps. A tropically-themed ice-cream oasis named Cocomoe’s is connected next to the course. There is also beachfront mini-golf available at Ocean Putt, on the corner of Beach and Jackson, or a bit farther inland on Bayshore Road in North Cape May. There is also a mini golf course at the shops at Sunset Beach. 20. Historic District Walking Tour Designed for those who like history up-close and in detail, this tour features knowledgeable guides who will lead a stroll down the streets of Cape May’s Historic District. Tours are offered Sundays and Wednesdays at 10am. Tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 21. Buy Fresh Produce New Jersey is the Garden State for a good reason. There’s some great farmland in the area, and markets like Duckie’s and No Frills on Broadway carry some of the sweetest and freshest produce around. There is

one on Sunset Boulevard en route to Cape May Point. 22. Keeper’s on Duty This informational session is the perfect prelude to a climb of the Cape May Lighthouse. Learn the historic beacon’s story, as told by one of the current keepers at the Education Center in Cape May Point State Park. All Keeper’s on Duty sessions are free and open to the public, and will be offered Sundays at 11:30am. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit MAC online at www.capemaymac.org. 23. Parasail You don’t need to be a daredevil to let your body rise 500 feet above the ocean. Parasailing has become a popular pastime that lets you soar in the air and see Cape May from a view many people never have. Plus, all of the boat captains are Coast Guard certified so the trip are extremely safe. There are two to choose from: East Coast Parasail in Cape May at Utsch’s Marina (609-8988359) and Atlantic Parasail at the Two Mile Landing restaurant and marina on Ocean Drive highway (609-522-1869). 24. Lighthouse Storytime Bring your young children to the Education Center in Cape May Point State Park (adjacent to the Cape May Lighthouse) to listen to nautical tales and lighthouse adventure stories. Storytime is at 12:30pm every Sunday and admission is free. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 25. Sunset Beach Follow Sunset Boulevard until it ends, then watch the sun sink beyond the jutting concrete ship. “God Bless America” is played while different veteran’s casket flags are lowered each day from May until September. After the ceremony, grab some food at the Grill, or enjoy the incredible deals in the gift shop. There’s also

a long beach strewn with Cape May “diamonds.” You can now even play mini-golf at Sunset Beach! 26. Self-Guided Audio Tour of Cape May Discover the Historic District of Victorian Cape May at your own pace with Acoustiguide Inform hand-held units. The $10 tour package comes complete with a map and index for 96 historic buildings on 69 sites. To start off on your own tour, stop by the Hill House, at 1048 Washington Street (The Emlen Physick Estate), from 9am-2:30pm. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 27. Murder at the Physick Estate A crime has been committed at the Emlen Physick Estate on Washington Street. Interact with a cast of suspicious characters, look for clues and try to solve the mystery inside the Estate. Afterwards, interact with your evening’s performers over coffee and dessert. Crimes are committed Mondays and Wednesdays at 8:30pm. Admission is $25 for adults and $20 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit the MAC organization online at www.capemaymac.org. 28. Arcade A trip to the beachfront is not the same without a trip to the arcade. Treat your kids to all the flashing lights, beeps, bells, buzzers, and videogames or relive great childhood memories. Cape May Arcade has two locations, one on Beach Avenue at Convention Hall and the other at Beach Avenue and Jackson Street. 29. Higbee Beach It used to be a bit of a scandalous place (nude bathers – gasp!). Not anymore, though (well, not usually). Head down New England Road until it ends, walk the path

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64 Great Things You Should Do ? From Page 112 – aka Mosquito Alley – towards the beach and enjoy a splendid shore. 30. Children’s Storytelling Lunch The Carriage House Tearoom and Café, on the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street, sets the stage for fun and interactive storytellers who weave wonderful tales as you enjoy a tasty, family-friendly lunch. Lunches are offered Mondays at 11:30am. Lunch is $18 for adults and $10 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 31. Carriage Ride Forget about the car, bike or your own two feet; let the clip-clop of a horse’s trot guide you through the town in style. Taking a carriage is a truly unique, historic and romantic way to see the town. Besides, it beats parking. Cape May Carriage Company is based at Ocean and Washington Street. Call (609) 884-4466 to set up a ride. 32. Fisherman’s Wharf Tour Take a guided tour of Fisherman’s Wharf at the Lobster House Restaurant, and learn how your seafood gets from the sea to your table and discover how Cape May has becomea major fishing port. Tours are offered Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday at 11am. Admission is $10 adults and $7 children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 33. Emlen Physick Estate Children’s Tour This tour is set to let children find out what life was like more than 125 years ago at the Emlen Physick Estate that was built in 1879. Starting June 21, tours

will run Monday and Wednesday at 10:30am, and tickets are $10 for adults and $5 for kids. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 34. WWII Lantern Tour Visit the Fire Control Tower No. 23 Museum & Memorial for a evening Lantern tour. A guide will light your way as he or she describes lookout tower’s pivotal role in America’s defense efforts show you how to aim the big guns at the entrance to Delaware Bay. Tickets are $10, $7 for children.Call 609-884-5404. 35. Storytelling at the Physick Estate Trained storytellers bring kid-friendly tales to life on the lawn outside the Carriage House following the Physick Estate Children’s tour on Wednesdays at 11:15am, weather permitting, and admission is free. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 36. Combination Trolley/Physick Estate Tour Try out this guided tour of Cape May’s Historic District, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate, at 1048 Washington Street. Its new theme for 2010 is “On the Town, Dining out and Entertainment during the 19th Century.” Tickets are $18 for adults and $9 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visitcapemaymac.org. ROMANTIC Cape May is a great getaway for couples. Here are a few ideas for activities that you and your loved one can enjoy together. You will notice that some of these events are family-friendly, too – we’ll let you be the judge. 37. Local Wineries You might not know this, but southern Jersey is emerging as a serious wine-growing region. Cape May Win-

ery, on Townbank Road, has wine tours from 3-5pm on Saturdays for $20 a person. Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery in Rio Grande have a beautiful wine bar and offer tastings and food pairings. Turdo Vineyards is yet another option. They have 12 varieties of wine, and give tours Friday through Sunday. Call (609) 884-1169 for Cape May Winery or visit www.capemaywinery.com. Call (609) 846-7347 for Hawk Haven or visit www.Hawkhavenvineyard.com. Call (609) 884-5591 for Turdo Vineyards, or visit www.turdovineyards.com. 38. Cape May-Lewes Ferry Take a trip over to Lewes, Delaware, a small, quaint seaside town, then make sure you check out bustling Rehoboth Beach, the Fenwick Island Lighthouse or Cape Henlopen State Park. You can also take advantage of the tax-free shopping at the outlets. No matter what you choose once you’re there, enjoy the quiet and vastness of the bay on the deck of the ferry as you watch for dolphins and whales. They even have a bar! Call 1-800-64-FERRY or visit capemaylewesferry.com. 39. Cape May by Moonlight Trolley Ride A guide tells tales of Victorian romance. Tickets are available at the Washington Street Mall information booth. Tours are offered Saturdays at 8:30pm, Fridays at 8:45pm, Saturdays and Sundays at 9pm and Mondays and Wednesdays at 9:15pm. Tickets are $10. 40. Whale and Dolphin Watching Dolphins are fairly common in the waters off Cape May, but it’s still a big joy to see these beautiful creatures. Cape May Whale & Dolphin Watch and Research Center offers you the best chance to see them up close. And, as the name implies, you might even

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ADVERTISING FEATURE S I Hate Hamlet ends this Saturday, the next play for Cape May Stage bounds on to the stage at the Robert Shackleton Theatre. Romance/ Romance with book and lyrics by Barry Harman and music by Keith Herrmann is two small musicals. The first act is called “The Little Comedy” and takes place in Vienna. The second act is called “Summer Share” and takes place on the beach in the Hamptons. Romance/Romance features a cast of Broadway veterans, including Charles Hagerty, Jennifer Evans, Jeffrey C. Wolf and Nikol Wolf. Director is Peter Reynolds, the head of the musical theatre department at Temple University and a well-known theatre professional in Philadelphia. Musical director is John Daniels who will be at the Walnut Street Theatre after leaving us. Nikol Wolf, who assisted Susan Strohman on Broadway, is our choreographer. The official opening is on July 22 with a gala after-party. Opening-nighters are treated to a party where they get to rub shoulders with the actors and designers and director. Once again, PNC Arts Alive is offering a half-price Senior Night on July 25. And, as an added bonus, composer Keith Herrmann will be featured in a post-show discussion immediately after the performance. The Second Stage brings magic to Cape May Stage on July 28 at 11am. The Second Stage is known for bringing the best family entertainment to Cape May.

“Romance/Romance”, featuring a cast of Broadway performers, opens next Thursday night at 8pm at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse.

“Magic at the Cape” features beloved magician Michael Russell Walsh.

COMING UP AT CAPE MAY STAGE Official Opening Night Of "Romance/Romance"

Thursday, July 22 8pm, Tickets $50

#52: The Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts has opened the restored World War II Lookout Tower

Our interns perform a nostalgic look at Cape May in the 1950s in Cape May Kids, written by Marlena Lustik. Children laugh at the antics of these kids as parents and grandparents remember a time before cell phones and iPods. Seems like another century. Oh yeah, it was! The magic of romance and the magic of theatre, combined with actual magic on the stage of the Robert Shackleton Playhouse make July a special month. For reservations call (609) 884-1341 or go to capemaystage.com and order online. It’s like magic!

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64 Great Things To Do ? From Page 114 see a whale. Tours take off from Wilson Avenue. If the ship is docked you can see it on your left as you cross the small bridge before the Lobster House on your way out of town. For directions or more information, call (609) 898-0055 or visit them on the web at www.capemaywhalewatch.com. 41. Carriage House Tearoom and Café The Carriage House features a tea luncheon of sandwiches, salads, soups, breads, pastries and beverages. There is also an elegant afternoon tea option composed of finger sandwiches, pastries, scones and beverages. The café menu offers heartier fare with a selection of entrée salads, soups, sandwiches and wraps. Carriage House Tearoom and Café is on the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate, at 1048 Washington Street. To make reservations call (609) 884-5111, or Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 42. Carriage Ride Forget about the car, bike or your own two feet; let the clip-clop of a horse’s trot guide you through the town in style. Taking a carriage is a truly unique, historic and romantic way to see the town. Besides, it beats parking. Cape May Carriage Company is based at Ocean and Washington Street. Call (609) 8844466 to set up a ride. 43. Parasail You don’t need to be a daredevil to let your body rise 500 feet above the ocean, nor do you need wings. Parasailing has become a popular pastime that lets you soar in the air and see Cape May from a view many people never have. It may be a view to die for, but we can assure you that you won’t be risking anything – the boat captains are Coast Guard certified and extremely safe. Choose from: East Coast Parasail in Cape May at Utsch’s Marina (898-8359) and Atlantic Parasail at the Two Mile Landing restaurant and marina on Ocean Drive highway (522-186). 44. Sunset Beach Follow Sunset Boulevard until it ends, then watch the sun sink beyond the jutting concrete ship. “God Bless America” is played while different veteran’s casket flags are lowered each day from May until September. After the ceremony, grab some food at the Grill, or enjoy the incredible deals in the gift shop. There’s also a long beach strewn with Cape May Diamonds. You can now play mini-golf at Sunset Beach! 45. Higbee Beach It used to be a bit of a scandalous place (nude bathers – gasp!). Not anymore, though (well, not usually). Head down New England Road until it ends, walk the path towards the beach and enjoy

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some splendid shore. 46. Murder at the Physick Estate Some’s been murdered! Interact with a cast of suspicious characters, look for clues and try to solve the mystery inside the Estate. Afterwards, interact with your evening’s performers over coffee and dessert in the Carriage House Tearoom & Café. Admission is $25 for adults and $20 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. 47. Get a Massage Though Cape May is relaxing, why not make it even MORE relaxing? Try these local miracle workers: Cape May Day Spa (898-1003), Artizan Salon and Spa (884-4499) and Accent On Beauty (884-7040) or Sea Spa at Congress Hall (884-6543). 48. Local Theatre Cape May Stage, based in a beautifullyrenovated church in the center of town, is the city’s premier Equity professional group and features a season that’s packed with drama, comedy, music and superb performances from some pretty famous names. Call (609) 8841341 or visit www.capemaystage.com. East Lynne Theater specializes in Early American Theater and is well worth a visit. They operate out of the First Presbyterian Church on Hughes Street. Call (609) 884-5898 or visit www.eastlynnecompany.org. For a bag of laughs, you can’t go wrong at Elaine’s Dinner Theater, based on Lafayette Street – call (609) 884-5898 for reservations. RECREATIONAL Cape May doesn’t just have to be about relaxing. There are a lot of physical activities to get out and try. 49. Golf Cape May National Golf Club has “three of the best holes in New Jersey” according to The Jersey Golfer and is nestled in 50 acres of private bird sanctuary. Visit Cape May National at www.cmngc.com or call 609-884-1563. But, if it’s your wedge that needs some work, Cape May Par 3 will let you play 18 holes for just $14.95. No bag? No problem. Cape May Par 3 rents clubs for just $1. Visit them at www. capemaypar3.com or call (609) 889-2600. 50. Bike Ride It’s no secret to tourists and locals alike: Cape May is a biking town. Have you even tried to navigate the streets of Cape May during rush hour? It’s enough to make you want to start jogging places. But have no fear; there are bike rentals that beat braking (and braking again, then honking, then braking once more). Try Cape Island Bikes at 727 Beach Avenue or 135 Sunset Boulevard (609-884-8011). 51. Nature Trails Next to the lighthouse in the Cape May

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64 Great Things You Should Do ? From Page 119 Point State Park are several trails weaving through ponds, dunes, marsh and forest. There are different levels of difficulty marked by colors, and most of the trails have wooden walkways. Even on the longest trails, breathtaking scenes in a tranquil setting will make you wish it was longer. 52. Yoga Join Sharon Fruchtman on the lawn of Congress Hall for classes on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. The classes start at 8:30am and pre-registration is required. Stop by the front desk of Congress Hall or call 609-884-8421. If it’s indoors that you desire to do downward dog, then don’t hesitate in visiting Balance Pilates, at 600 Park Boulevard in West Cape May. Call Judy Heany at 609-884-3001. 53. Tennis The William J. Moore Tennis Club – named after the first black (as well as the oldest) tennis pro in America – rents rackets, balls, and courts. It’s located next to the Physick Estate and there are always a variety of local characters up for a game, match, or set. The courts are open to the public daily for just $10 per hour and a half. Call (609) 884-8986. 54. Horseback Riding At Hidden Valley Ranch, take lessons in the pastimes of heroes and kings under the watchful gaze of Nancy, the toughest, most lovable instructor you could ever hope for. Call Hidden Valley Ranch at (609) 884-8205. 55. Fishing Cape May is one of the busiest commercial fish-

ing ports in the US. The sport fishing is big business, too... AND lots of fun. South Jersey Marina boast the Murderer’s Row, a top-notch selection of boats with crews who know these waters better than anyone. Try the experienced team of Stalker Sport Fishing (2319611) or the Miss Chris fleet (884-3939). For all your bait and tackle needs, stop by Jim’s Bait and Tackle on Route 109 by the harbor (884-3900). 56. Tidal Marsh Tour by Kayak Explore Cape May County’s most beautiful and untouched salt marsh via sit-on-top kayaks. It’s a great way to see nesting ospreys, herons, egrets, and assorted crabs. There are two options to choose from: Aqua Trails at 1600 Delaware Avenue in the Nature Center (609884-5600, www.aquatrails.com) and Miss Chris Marina (609884-3351, www.misschrismarina.com). TROLLEY TOURS Guided trolley tours offer an excellent way to see Cape May. All tickets can be purchased at the information booth at the Washington Street Mall. Call (609) 884-5404, 800-275-4278 or visit www. capemaymac.org. 57. Best of the West Trolley Tour A narrated trolley tour through West Cape May highlighting its history, farms, shops, vintage cottages and African-American heritage. On Tuesdays and Thursdays at 3:15pm. Tickets are $10 and $7 for children. 58. Cape May by Moonlight Trolley Ride Take a romantic ride through the moonlit streets of Cape May aand listen to your guide as he/sheweaves you tales of Victorian romance. Tours run Saturdays and Sundays at 9pm and Mondays and Wednesdays at 9:15pm. Tickets are $10 for adults and $7 for children.

59. Children’s Trolley Ride Board MAC’s jolly red trolley for a guided trip around Cape May’s Historic District on an egaging tour that is geared specially children... but adults will also enjoy the ride. Tours are offered daily at 4pm. Tickets are $7. 60. Combination Trolley/Physick Estate Tours Hop aboard this guided tour of Cape May’s Historic District, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street. Tours are offered daily, times vary. Tickets are $18 for adults and $9 for children. 61. Ghosts of Cape May Trolley Tour A 45-minute evening ride through the streets of Cape May with a guide who relates the paranormal findings of Ghost Writer Craig McManus. Tours are offered daily, times vary. Tickets are $10 and $7 for children. 62. Ghosts of the Lighthouse Trolley Tour Travel the ghostly path that leads to the lighthouse, and listen along the way to the ghost tales that have been unearthed by psychic medium Craig McManus. Climb to the top or stay below. Tours run Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:15pm and 8:45pm. Tickets are $20 for adults and $15 for children. 63. Graveyards of the Deep Trolley Tour The Cape’s maritime history is full of shipwrecks, legends, and lore. Hear it all on a 45-minute guided tour. Tours run Fridays at 9pm, Sundays at 8pm, and Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:30pm. Tickets are $10 for adults, and $7 for children. 64. Historic District Trolley Tours Get acquainted with Cape May on a trolley tour as knowledgeable guides present entertaining and educational stories. Daily, times vary. Tickets are $10, $7 for children.

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SO YOU love crosswords and you love Cape May? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. In honor of the Derriere Issue, every answer is a French word or phrase in common use in the English language. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us.

ACROSS 1. If something is out of date or past its prime, you might call it this. 2. This phrase has the same meaning and usage in both French and English – that’s life. 4. Taken from the French word for evening, this refers to an elegant party. 5. Originally used as a fencing term, this word is now widely accepted to mean “you got me.” 8. Meaning to take a false step, this phrase refers to something that shouldn't be done. 9. This word is used to describe a predinner drink, and comes from the Latin for “to open.” 11. Often used playfully in English, this two-word phrase means “on the contrary.” 14. Meaning “before guard” in French, this term refers to anything that is innovative, especially in the arts. 15. This delicious dessert is baked custard with a carmelized crust. 19. We most often use this term to refer to politics or economics. Literally translated it means “let it be.” 22. This refers to a violent seizure or overthrow of a government. 23. This refers to a young girl who is making her formal debut into society. 24. As the crowd cheers and applauds they shout this, a plea for another performance.

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25. If eating a roast you might ask for it to be served with this, the meat’s natural juices. 26. If you’re betrothed to your woman, you would call her this. Note: the masculine version is spelled with one less “e.” 28. In French it means the bottom of a bag, but in English it refers to a dead-end street. DOWN 1. This word could be used to describe a woman of diminutive stature. 3. This person would work for a family, most often tending to the children, in exchange for room and board. 6. If you want to sound fancy, you might not say soup of the day, you’d say this. 7. This liqueur has a minty smell and taste. 10. Meaning “blank card” in French, this two-word phrase refers to being able to do whatever you wish. 12. Used much like “farewell,” this word is actually a more definitive goodbye, said to

someone you’ll never see again. 13. If you’re holding a sword, and someone says this, be ready to defend yourself. 16. As someone embarks on a trip, you might wave and wish them this. 17. Something that is suggestive or overly provocative might be classified as this. 18. Although in French this refers to anything that is grated and served on top of a dish, it most often means “with cheese” when used in English 20. Going on vacation? You might want to bring back one of these, a memento or keepsake. 21. Though in French this three-word phrase means to be in fashion, in English it refers to a dish served with ice cream. 23. This phrase refers to the phenomenon of feeling you have experienced something before. 27. No, it does not refer to an Arab dignitary. This French word is used to describe something that is stylish.


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IDS today use the word “awkward” to describe any situation they find uncomfortable. Kind of like they used the word “wicked” for anything that was cool. We all know life can have its awkward moments. There are times when you just want to throw your hands up in the air and say, “How weird can this get?” But should you worry about that in a movie? Cyrus tells the story of John and Molly, a couple who immediately hit it off at a party — and after the party. John (played by John C. Reilly) is a social misfit who takes his dating cues from his ex-wife (played by Catherine Keener) who still visits his house way too much (um… awkward). In her own way Molly (played by Marisa Tomei) is also awkward. Why? Because her son, Cyrus (played by Jonah Hill) is… well, you guess. Hill plays Cyrus masterfully. The character is 22 years old, still lives with his mother, and is way too attached. Like, “Go get yourself on Dr Phil” attached. When

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Molly's new love interest enters the picture, you can predict Cyrus' reaction. The problem is that all these issues are not nearly entertaining enough. I get what relatively new filmmakers and brothers, Jay and Mark Duplass, are trying to do. They want you to feel so uncomfortable that any relief is comic relief. And

relief arrives, no doubt, in a funny sparring match between son and boyfriend you just knew was coming. But it’s not enough. Keener’s character is getting remarried and invites her ex-husband John and Molly to the wedding. Really? Cyrus invites himself via his enabling mother, and whatever you imagine can happen at the event does happen. It’s uncomfortable all right — but not because it’s based in reality. Marisa Tomei is wonderful in this film, and I’m not just saying that because she is one of the prettiest actresses working today. Well, maybe that’s part of it. But she does play the part of a mother with her own set of issues very well. Really all of these actors turn in outstanding performances. Even so, it's often painful to watch. So if you really want to squirm in your seat and marvel at just how screwed up people are, Cyrus is your movie. Note: Still some openings for our Music Video Camp next week! Videos will screen Friday, July 23.

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never be a mere binocular again. You will never see the world the same old way again. I’m not joking. I’m not making this up. You bring binoculars up to your eyes. Train them on a cardinal or monarch or a ghost crab and the image just plain blows you back to a brainstem. You fall back to a time when you were lying on your back, staring up at a bunch of dangling, multicolored cutouts (called a mobile) that an adult stuck over your crib. You were trying to make visual sense of a mind-blowing world. Trying to come to grips with light, color, motion, shape and distance (not to mention sound, smell, and that uncomfortable situation in your diaper). And you did. Over time, you put the whole universe into a nice, sensible, intelligible package. That was precisely the moment all the magic went out of the world. Precisely the moment life on earth got boring and predictable. You’ve been living in this predictable

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Bird Droppings ? From Page 127 and boring world ever since. You’ve become trapped by physical reality and sensory stagnation. You have lost your sense of WOW. Sad truth. But not an irrevocable truth. Because with the MAGIC LOOK-THROUGH THING you can shed your preconceptions and unwrap a bright, new wondrous world. One in which the golden pollen on the legs of honeybees becomes a feast for your eyes. One in which your intimacy with another living thing (like a cardinal) seems like organic fusion. Ever see your ref lection in the eye of a cardinal? Whew. Mere words can’t even describe it – even my words. There you have it. An end to sensory stagnation syndrome and the beginning of a new age of discovery and wonder. Step One: Go down to the Cape May Bird Observatory and ask to take a look through any one of their numerous s e m i- d e m i-p r o t o -M AG I C LOOK-THROUGH THINGS. Step Two: Bring them to your eyes and take a look. Step Three: Feel the magic. WOW. Search the whole world over. Ain’t nothing beats WOW. Ask any crib-bound toddler. They’ll tell you the same thing. Might want to change that diaper first, though. Once you decide to buy your own MAGIC LOOK– THROUGH THING, you’ll

want to put it to good use. You can do so on any of the weekly Cape May Bird Observatory sponsored walks (every day but Sunday and Tuesday through July). While you are at the Cape May Bird Observatory, THE place for anything to do with nature, pick up a copy of The Kestrel Express for our full schedule of walks and boat trips. The CMBO (609-8842736) is located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking lovely Lake Lily in Cape May Point and is open 9:30am to 4:30pm daily. Our staff and volunteers are always glad to help with anything you need. Check out the the latest in books, bird feeders, and some great new and fun merchandise – including our exclusive CMBO logo jewelry, clothing, totes, and more. Take a look at the sightings log or our website to check what’s being seen, pick up a bargain from the used and vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise, or just browse. If you aren’t fortunate enough to be in the area, visit us online at www.BirdCapeMay. org – where birding Cape May is only a click away. Seymore Thanu is New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Vice President of Natural History for New Jersey Audubon Society. Author of several books on and about nature (available at Cape May Bird Observatory), he has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times.

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Around The Avenues And Alleyways Of Cool Cape May A random sampling of people and places

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HOMESTEAD REAL ESTATE 846 Broadway, West Cape May Toll Free: 888-309-7454 • Local: (609) 884-1888 www.HomeSteadCapeMay.com Dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner

Cindy and Wes Schroeder, Cathi Morris, Christopher Morris

1287 WILSON DRIVE, COLD SPRING Located in the heart of the marina district. This very clean, neat cottage can be used throughout the year. There is a newer heating system, roof, kitchen, and bath. A perfect place to get away! Commercial, investment or just your quaint fishing bungalow at the shore. $325,000 1307 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY You’ll enjoy gorgeous ocean views and gentle ocean breezes in this 2 bedroom, 1 bath unit in the historic Morning Star Villa. This top floor beachfront condo offers central air, wall to wall carpet, assigned parking and so much more. This unit comes with excellent rental history. Rent it for extra income or use it for you and your family to enjoy. $499,000

Mark Rulz, Betty Theobald, Emily Gallagher, Carol Gallagher

721 PAGE STREET, CAPE MAY This charming English style home is in the heart of historic Cape May and also includes a rear cottage with 2 apartments. The front home offers 3 bedrooms and 2 baths. The first floor rear cottage is 2 bedroom, 1 bath and the second floor is 1 bedroom, 1 bath and both are rented year round. The front home has an excellent weekly rental history. $639,999 2 SWAN AVENUE, CAPE MAY Well maintained duplex close to the beach and the center of town. First floor has 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, kitchen with breakfast bar, dining room, large living room with gas fireplace and a screened in porch. The second floor unit has a living room, dining area, kitchen, 1 bedroom, 1 bath with rental history. Use the first floor for yourself, as an investment unit, or convert to a single family. $679,000


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Homes Of The Week

55th Annual Cape May Point Civic Club Bazaar Saturday, July 3 at Cape May Point Firehouse

Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

15 BROADWAY, CAPE MAY DRIFTWOOD BEACH CONDOS

Betsy, Lori

Cindy Inskeep, Marianne Knopp

The kids of Cape May Point

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Sol Needles Real Estate

609.884.1300

Fabulous 2 bedroom unit is located less than half a block to the beach. The Driftwood Beach has a roof top deck where owners can enjoy amazing water views. The unit features a modern kitchen with stainless steel appliances and granite counter tops. A perfect shore getaway. Asking $489,000

Barry Bruno Chris Clemans SIR 1159 Washington Street (609) 602-2444 bruno@ chrisclemanssir.com

601 SUNSET BLVD. WEST CAPE MAY "The Seaworthy Angel" a true historic treasure, saved after a hurricane & moved to its current fabulous location where you can enjoy panoramic views of the Nature Conservancy Land, meadows, ponds and beaches. Step inside this 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath fortress with modern kitchen and baths, wood floors, vintage stained glass windows & Italian ceramic tile. Featuring an "ocean lounge", two porches, second floor deck, garden shed, workshop, outside shower and large corner parcel w/ lush landscaping & water ponds. What a wonderful piece of history! $637,000. Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette St., Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

1528 YACHT AVE., UNIT 2, CAPE MAY This 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath townhouse has the only historic dockside boathouse in town, approx 50’ boat slip. $1,875,000

DeSatnick Real Estate 324 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-1300 desatnickrealestate.com

415 LINCOLN AVE. CAPE MAY POINT.

303 WEST DRIVE WEST CAPE MAY

214 JEFFERSON ST. CAPE MAY

4bdr/2bth. The western most of "The Five Sisters" is built with a beautiful steep gabled roof with saw tooth bargeboard trim with pendant & finial detail, French doors in the living room to the el-shaped screen porch & fantastic location right across the street from the beach. Fenced naturally landscaped yard located across from the beach with no homes in front allowing glimpses of the ocean. Currently used as a summer cottage this home has had improvements and boasts a first floor bedroom and first floor bath. $725,000.

Built in 2002, this beautiful 3 bedroom,3 bath home awaits your arrival in a charming country setting of West Cape May. Enjoy entertaining in the spacious kitchen with fine cabinetry. The dining area is great for dinner parties and the living room is a great place for guests, with hardwood floors and a fireplace. There is also a den/fourth bedroom on the first floor. The second floor has the master bedroom with large master bath with soaking tub and two additional bedrooms and bath. The front porch and rear deck offer wonderful outside living spaces. $599,000.

This elegant federal style 3-story home offers 6 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, and is just a short distance from beach & town. Spacious rooms include living room with fireplace, formal dining room with built-in corner cabinets, 2 family rooms and a sunporch. Laundry room & pantry off the eat-in kitchen, full basement. Guest apartment above 2-car detached garage. Central air completes the comfort in this home. $1,595,000.

Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 jerseycaperealty.com

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com 5 N. 7TH ST., 102 KENVIL ROAD, NORTH CAPE MAY

DEL HAVEN 3 BR/2 BA rancher with beautiful meadow views. $290,000 936 LAFAYETTE ST., UNIT 1, CAPE MAY 3 BR/2.5 BA, WKR BUILT, METICULOUSLY MAINTAINED. $619,000

NEW PRICE!!

324 CARPENTERS LANE SUITE 2C CAPE MAY NJ 08204 TODD H. DE SATNICK, BROKER OF RECORD

900 OCEAN DRIVE, UNIT 505, LOWER TOWNSHIP

Magnificent 2 bedroom, 2-bath corner unit in the lovely Canyon Club Complex. This unit nestles up to the tennis courts. The kitchen has granite counter/ breakfast bar, gas fireplace and a sunny open floor plan. A wonderful rear deck located off the living room. Listed by Steven C. Cluff, Sr. for $389,000.

1017 MICHIGAN AVE, CAPE MAY

Plush landscaped retreat located directly in front of the Cape May Duck Pond. Attention to detail in this 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath homebuyer’s dream home. Kitchen with breakfast bar, sitting room with view of the duck pond, spacious living room, and elevated canopy covered deck and enclosed patio with shower attached to a 1 car garage. Listed by Brian & Gregory Giancola for $795,000.

512 Washington Mall, Cape May (609) 884 - 8428 • 800 - 441- 8428 w w w.coldwellbankercapemay.com

Expanded and renovated rancher only 6 blocks to the beach! This home has three bedrooms with an option for a fourth master suite. There is a nice open floorplan moving easily through the living room, kitchen, dining area and family room. The modern kitchen has maple cabinetry, a center island and new appliances. There is a natural gas fireplace in the living room and vaulted ceilings in the family room. Three bedrooms and a bath are located at the front of the house and a possible private fourth bedroom or office and a half bath at the rear of the house. $154,900. Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

HARBOR POINT CONDO CAPE MAY This condo unit features two bedrooms, two baths and a boat slip. Good rental history. $550,000 (1415)

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co. 1382 Lafayette St., Cape May Joseph Gilmartin Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 capemayvacations.com

1152 WASHINGTON CAPE MAY

704 SAN FERNANDO ROAD, COLD SPRING

Classic 1864 Victorian twin with 3BR, 1B. Living room & formal dining room with 9’ ceilings, large modern eat-in kitchen, Covered front porch, rear deck, off-street parking. 2 zone natural gas heat, 3 window air conditioners. 4 ceiling fans. Furnished. All appliances. Outside H&C shower. Price reduced! $387,500

This very well maintained 4 bedroom, 2 bath rancher south of the canal is perfect for someone looking for a property with lots of room. There have been many improvements to this home including new Anderson windows, vinyl siding, and a large Trek deck off a beautiful new great room. The kitchen has been remodeled and there is a water softener system in place. All the work is done, you can just move in and enjoy. $425,000.

Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-7001 www.tolz.com

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com

SURREY CONDO #5 1513 NEW JERSEY AVENUE, CAPE MAY Just one block to Cape May Beaches is where you will find this quaint condo. Stroll the sandy shores or bike to the center of town or the harbor. This beauty offers several upgrades and great rental potential.

By the Sea Realty 315 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-3050 capemaybythesea.com

10 HANNAH DRIVE, COLD SPRING This spacious 5 bedroom, 3.5 bath home offers family room, pantry, screened porch and entertainment room w/bar. Back yard great for entertaining with a bocce ball court, swimming pool w/slide, & diving board. Too many extras to list, this home is, “Seashore living in a country setting.” Listed by William Bezaire for $635,000.

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall (609) 884-8428 www.coldwellbanker capemay.com


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55th Annual Cape May Point Civic Club Bazaar

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

55th Annual Cape May Point Civic Club Bazaar

(609) 884-5800

Saturday, July 3 at Cape May Point Firehouse

739 Washington St, Cape May

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

www.jerseycaperealty.com Open 7 Days a Week! YOUR PERFECT SHORE GET-A-WAY 202 St. James Place, Cape May

104 LINCOLN AVENUE; CAPE MAY POINT •1 block to beaches •Gorgeous views •3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Reduced to $899,000

Exceptionally maintained. Meadow side townhome offers 2 BR + Loft, 2.5 BA, LR w/gas f/p, eat-in kitchen, and 1-car attached garage. This popular complex is well managed and offers in-ground pool, and guest parking. $479,900.

308 PORTSMOUTH RD., TRANQUILITY •Lovingly Maintained •Large partially treed lot •4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $349,000

“VICTORIAN COVE” UNIT #103 HARBOR VIEWS 1005 Pittsburgh Avenue, Cape May

Toni Keiser, Cindy Lisec, Jill Lambeck

Faith, Michael, Wayne, Hilary, David

www.capemaybythesea.com

320 MOORE STREET WEST CAPE MAY $195,000

KK Miller, Cathy Stambaugh, Sandy Allison

Well maintained, greatly expanded rancher! 4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Master Bedroom Suite. Den, Rear Screened Porch & Open Deck. Front Porch. Central Air, Gas Heat, Off-street parking. Outside shower. Excellent Rental History! Subject to summer leases.

Dedication... Excellence... Professionalism

Saturday, July 3 at Cape May Point Firehouse Washington Commons, 315 Ocean Street Suite 2B, Cape May • (609) 884-3050 realcm@verizon.net • Lee Marcotte Broker of Record

1009 OHIO AVENUE CAPE MAY $599,999

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Morgan, Kelly and Janet Wescott

LARGE FAMILY HOME 629 Jonathan Hoffman Rd., Cold Spring

Close to schools, beaches and shopping. 4 BR, 2.5 BA, 2-zone heat and a/c, lg front and rear porch, 2-car attached garage, and invisible front yard fence for pets. $369,000.

106 W. ROCHESTER AVE., DIAMOND BEACH

405 OAKDALE AVE., VILLAS

OPEN HOUSE, SATURDAY JULY 17 NOON-2PM

Spacious rancher with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms set across the street from the Delaware Bay. Home is set on a corner lot with Bay access across the street. This home has a large master bedroom and bath with sitting area, cathedral ceilings and sliding glass doors leading to an outside deck. Entertain family and friends with large working kitchen that leads to a family room. Part of the roof could easily be made into a rooftop deck with possible bay views. $280,000

1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, NJ 08204 Next to the Cape May Wawa

WWW.TOLZ.COM

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May Phone: 609-884-7001 Email: info@tolz.com

Same family home since the 1800’s. 7 BR, 3 BA, formal parlor w/floor to ceiling windows, 12’ ceilings, original crown molding, some original features include light fixtures, servants staircase to 2nd floor, claw foot tub. Full basement, deck, and soothing front porch. $949,000.

Immaculate 3-story townhouse near harbor, marinas, and beach. 4BR, 3.5 BA, LR with gas fireplace, hardwood floors, kitchen with custom cabinetry, s/s appliances, large front porch, decks on 2nd & 3rd levels, 2-car attached garage. Patio & pool area on site. $668,470.

3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Bathroom Townhouse with outstanding views from all three decks of the inter-coastal. Recent renovations include: interior painting from top to bottom, new tile flooring in the living room, new front door and brand new carpeting in all bedrooms and stairway. Use as your home or as an investment property. $545,000

High and dry 50' x 150' lot in quiet West Cape May.

A GRAND VICTORIAN 205 Howard Street, Cape May

www.CoastlineRealty.com Tom Scygiel, Elaine Scygiel, Alison Hallam, Phyllis Graham

Kathy Lynham, Kaitlin Lynham, Janet Wescott


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Apex

Realty, Inc.

Rentals Of The Week

Adorable homes in America’s Original Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment!

2505 Bayshore Rd. Villas, NJ 08251 • Broker Daniel J. Senico

409 BAYWYN ROAD, CAPE MAY BEACH • $329,900

TO BE CONSTRUCTED! 3 BEDROOMS, 2.5 BATHS • VERY CLOSE TO THE BAY!

Theresa Senico

ABR, CRS, GRI, SRES 609-408-4655 theresasenico.com 130 WALNUT AVENUE, VILLAS

Recently reduced 4 bedroom, 2 bath home is in fantastic condition. Located close to the bay, this home has a strong summer rental history and features a large fenced in yard, one car garage and maintenance free vinyl siding. Asking $310,000

Contact Barry Bruno Main (609) 884.3332 • Cell: (609) 602.2444 Email: bbruno@chrisclemanssir.com 1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ 08204

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical!

304 Cape Ave Unit 2, Cape May Point - 4 BR, 2.5 BA, internet, a/c, BBQ grill, screened porch, outside shower, sleeps 8. $1500-$2200/week.

919 Stockton Avenue, Cape May Single Family sleeps 24. Nine bedrooms, Three and a half baths. $3000-$5500 per week.

1443 Delaware Ave, Cape May - 3 BR, 2.5 BA, internet, BBQ grill, a/c, private whirlpool/jet tub, parking for 3, deck, sleeps 10. $800-$2200/week Coldwell Banker Sol Needles Real Estate, (609) 884-8428 • coldwellbankercapemay.com

1232 Washington Street, Cape May Single Family sleeps 8. Four bedrooms, two baths. $850-$1675 per week.

Fax: (609) 770-8481

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, 1159 Washington Street, Cape May

Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204

26 Beechwood Avenue, Bayside Village. 3 BR, 1.5 BA, LR, kitchen, laundry room, attached 1 car garage. $1,200.00 per month.

Townbank - Short Walk to Delaware Bay 4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Sleeps 8 $1500 week (7e)

1402 Roslyn Ave., North Cape May . 4 BR four blocks to the Delaware Bay. Clean and comfortable, a/cReasonably priced at $995

Cape May - 6 Bedrooms, 6 Baths Sleeps 18, $40000 - $6900 a week (824s)

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty (609) 408-4655, www.theresasenico.com 628 Hughes Street Apartment, Cape May $5,000 Summer Season, 1 Bedroom / 1 Bath 216 Perry Street, Cape May 3 Apartments for Summer Season $4,000 - $6,000. 1 – 2 Bedrooms

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co., 1382 Lafayette St., Cape May. Joseph Gilmartin, Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800, www.capemayvacations.com. 407 Coral, Cape May Point 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, $1500-$2000/ week. 1233 Cape May Avenue, Cape May 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, $1250- $2750/ week

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Telephone: (609) 770-8479 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us

Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us (609) 408-7629 Manager of Assorted Necessities: Dan “The M.A.N.” Mathers, dan@exitzero.us, (610) 984-2874 Assistant Editor Jon Roth Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Danielle O’Neal, Jeannie O’Neill Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes

Coastline Realty, 1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, (609) 884-5005 • coastlinerealty.com

Barry Bruno, Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, (609) 602.2444 bbruno@chrisclemanssir.com.

Distribution People: Richard Hemenway, Amy Wingate, Vivian Montgomery

27 1/2 Second Avenue, Cape May Sleeps 8! 1/2 block to beach. 3 BR, 2 BA. $1700 - $2100 /week.

10 Congress Street, Unit 505, Cape May 1 BR/1BA, sleeps 4. Beachfront with amazing views! $1,350-$2,100/week

Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Meghan Kunz (local lore), Ben Miller (history),

431 West Perry Street, Cape May 2 BR, 1 BA, sleeps 5. $650 - $950 /week.

413 Yale Avenue, Cape May Point - 4BR/3BA, Sleeps 13, closes to beaches. $1,700-$2,300/week

Labeler: Mary Smith

Wilsey Realty, 501 Lafayette St., Cape May, (609) 884-1007, www.wilseyrealty.com

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May 609.884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

205 St. James Place, Cape May. 2 BR, 2.5 Bath townhouse unit. Still have summer 2010 availability from $1400/week!

1310 D Pennsylvania Avenue, Cape May 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath, sleeps 6, pet friendly. $675-$1100

223 Brainard, Cape May Point. 4 BR, 2 bath. 2nd home from beach. Rates negotiable.

407 First Avenue, Cape May 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, sleeps 7. Short walk to the beach. $1600-$2200

Tolz Realtors, 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May, (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com

Homestead Real Estate, 846 Broadway, W. Cape May, (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com

805 Pittsburgh Avenue, Cape May 2 bedroom, 1 bath, Pool

204 Philadelphia Ave., Cape May - 2 BR, 2.5 BA, w/d, dw, CAC, park 3 cars, sleeps 8. Low $1100/High $2050

205 Princeton Avenue, Cape May Point Spacious Gracious, Pet Friendly

1012 Maryland Ave., Cape May - Completely renovated, pool, 6 BR, 5 BA, 3 half-BA, w/d, dw, CAC, park 4 cars, sleeps 16. Low $4000/High $6800

By the Sea Realty, 315 Ocean Street, Suite 2B, Cape May 609-884-3050 • capemaybythesea.com

Jersey Cape Realty, 739 Washington St., Cape May, (609) 884-5800 • jerseycaperealty.com

Every Wednesday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your mailbox in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 great B&W issues, and four in glorious full color! Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe. DOWNTOWN CAPE MAY Swain’s, Mariah’s, Bath Time, Guardian, Bamboo Shack, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Nest, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Oma’s Doll Shop, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Trade Winds, Primrose, Center For Community Arts. WASHINGTON STREET MALL The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Cafe Tuscany, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain

Cafe, Love The Cook, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Atlantic Books, Carli’s, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents. WASHINGTON STREET Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers. BEACHFRONT Sean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette. COLUMBIA AVENUE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star. GURNEY/OCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Whiskers, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel. EAST CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Model Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear

Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin. WEST CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Homestead Real Estate. SUNSET BOULEVARD Vanthia’s, Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop. ROUTE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center. NORTH CAPE MAY Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May– Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary. OFF THE ISLAND The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards. VILLAS Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, El Portal Mexican Restaurant, Wawa, Wing It, Bella Mangiata.


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