Vol. 8, No. 36 - October 13, 2010

A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, October 13, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 36 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

Ready Your Frills And Parasols... It’s Victorian Week

Alisa Dupay aka Eliza Blackwell Dupree, Pamela Bastings and Kathrina Black display their Victorian attire. Aleksey Moryakov

The West Cape May Lima Bean Festival

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THIS WEEK...

The Cat And Dog Issue!

Check Out Our AMAZINGLY USEFUL Guide To What’s Happening In Cape May

Pumpkin Festival at HCSV and much more on pages 4-5

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The Almanac THURSDAY October 14 Showers

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High Temperature: 67 Low Temperature: 53 Chance of Rain: 40% Sunrise: 7:08am Sunset: 6:23pm High Tides: 1:40am, 2:04pm Low Tides: 7:25am, 8:28pm

FRIDAY October 15 Partly cloudy

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High Temperature: 64 Low Temperature: 51 Chance of Rain: 20% Sunrise: 7:09am Sunset: 6:21pm High Tides: 2:47am, 3:07pm Low Tides: 8:30am, 9:28pm

SATURDAY October 16 Sunny

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High Temperature: 63 Low Temperature: 53 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 7:10am Sunset: 6:20pm High Tides: 3:51am, 4:06pm Low Tides: 9:34am, 10:21pm

SUNDAY October 17 Sunny

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High Temperature: 66 Low Temperature: 52 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 7:11am Sunset: 6:19pm High Tides: 4:47am, 4:59pm Low Tides: 10:32am, 11:07pm

MONDAY October 18 Sunny

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High Temperature: 65 Low Temperature: 53 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 7:12am Sunset: 6:17pm High Tides: 5:34am, 5:45pm Low Tides: 11:23am, 11:48pm

Inside This Issue «The Coffee Break Page................. Page 12

«Activity of the Week.................... Page 75

«Ramblings From the Editor..........Page 13

«The Dating Column..................... Page 79

«The Contest Page......................... Page 20

«Health & Beauty Guide................ Page 83

«Food & Drink Guide.................... Page 21 «Halloween Events Schedule........ Page 27 «Spouty Offy................................. Page 35 « Customer Service..........................Page 41 « The Old Fogey............................. Page 47

«The Movie Column...................... Page 85 «Adopt An Animal.........................Page 87 « The Cape May Crossword .......... Page 97 « Great Things To Do .................... Page 99

« A Cape May Lover....................... Page 51

«Bird Droppings............................ Page 103

« The Shopping Guide................... Page 61

«Short Story: Ghost Ship............... Page 105

«The Answer Lady........................ Page 63

«About Exit Zero........................... Page 111

Come See Us Online Visit our revamped website www.exitzero.us And be one of our huge and growing army of friends on Facebook, where you can check out beautiful photographs and enter fun contests www.facebook.com/ exitzeropublishing

Reader Quote Of The Week

“A big thank you to Exit Zero and to your sponsors who offer such lovely gift certificates.

Your contests are such fun!”

– Nancy Henderson, Cape May Point

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Saturday, October 9: West Cape May Lima Bean Festival

Tiffany and Megan

The Flanegans

Martha and Kaitlyn Winters

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Victorian Vices at the Emlen Physick Estate Think the Victorians were a fussy bunch?

They were. But only sometimes.

Learn about the Victorians’ attitude toward hard drugs (acceptable) and alcohol (ladies shouldn’t touch it) on this guided tour of the 1879 Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street. Tours are offered at 11:15am, 12:15pm, 1:30pm and 2:45pm. Each tour is limited to 25 people. Admission is $12, $7 for children. Call (609) 884-5404 for more information.

Dixieland Jazz Enjoy some top-notch tunes courtesy of the Atlantic City Jazz Band, a sevenpiece ensemble specializing in Dixieland jazz. Tickets are $10 with advance purchase or $15 at door. A portion of the proceeds support Lower and Middle Township music and band programs. Band plays from 6:30-8:30pm, with optional cash bar and $5 buffet at 5:30pm.

The event will be held at VFW Post 386, at 419 Congress Street.

Sponsored by the Cape May Traditional Jazz Society. For tickets call (609) 884-7961.

Brown Room Darin MacDonald 8pm Cabanas Smarter than a bartender? 9pm Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr. Jazz Trio, 6:30pm Hemingway’s Half-price martinis and jazz Merion Inn Jazz Trio Pilot House Jay Bethel, 9pm

Mad Batter Beer Dinner Celebrate Octoberfest at the Mad Batter, 19 Jackson Street, with a four-course dinner paired with beer featuring East Coast microbrews. Limited to 60 people. Admission $65 (tax and gratuity included) at 7:30pm. Call (609) 884-5404 or visit www. capemaymac.org.

Boiler Room BlueBone Brown Room Beth Tinnon Cabanas Happy Hour, live music, 4-7pm; James Klapp Trio, 10pm Cape May Winery Gourmet Cheese Fridays, 5-7pm Copper Fish Bill Caterini Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr, 6:3010:30pm Harpoon Henry’s Michael James, 6-10pm Hemingway’s DJ Jeff Walden, 9pm-closing Mad Batter Geno White Menz Restaurant Haunted Dining Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Pilot House Open Mic Night, 9pm Ugly Mug Big Romeo

Pumpkin Festival at Cold Spring Village Celebrate all the best parts of autumn and Halloween at this annual, free event in Historic Cold Spring Village. Visitors can partake in pumpkin painting, childrens games, hayrides, a haunted house, and be sure to catch the Children’s Halloween Parade at noon! Vendors will sell popcorn, hotdogs, funnel cake and other snacks. The event runs from 10-4:30pm and is sponsored by the Lower Township Rotary Club. Visitors are encouraged to bring non-perishable food items for the ‘Share the Harvest’ food drive. For more information, call (609) 898-2300, ext. 10.

Harvest Festival Crafts and Antiques Show Visit the grounds of the Physick Estate from 104pm to celebrate fall in Cape May with a new open-air crafts and antiques show. Vendors from throughout the region will display and sell their wares.

Free admission to the grounds.

Call (609) 884-5404 for more information.

Chester County Antique Auto Show If you’ve got a thing for chrome and space-age fins, don’t miss this auto event. Such beautiful shapes and styling, and usually in bright colors, too. Come see some amazing old cars and some very proud owners. Held from 10-4pm at Rotary Park.

Axelsson’s Blue Claw George Karavan Boiler Room Third Degree Brown Room Darin MacDonald, 8pm Cabanas Happy Hour, live music, 4-7pm; The Interns, 10pm Copper Fish Bill Caterini Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr, 6:30pm Harpoon Henry’s Michael James, 6-10pm Hemingway’s DJ Ronnie B dance party from 9pm-closing Mad Batter Erik Simonsen Menz Restaurant Haunted Dining Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Ugly Mug Stellar Mojo

Cabanas Free pool and beer pong Hemingway’s Country music and half-price specialty drinks at the bar.

Pilot House Family Friendly Trivia Night, 8pm Ugly Mug Terry-Oke!

This contestant in the Pumpkin Festival Children’s Parade took care of her Halloween shopping early.

CAPE MAY... WHO, WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN Sunday 10/17

Monday 10/18

Tuesday 10/19

Coming Up...

Jazz Vespers with the Dan Fogel Quartet Fogel is an internationally-acclaimed master of the Hammond B-3 jazz organ and plays with great humor and passion. His quartet is outstanding, and they will be playing jazz standards, contemporary classics, and a few original numbers. Don’t miss this chance to hear a master at work.

Limited free parking is available.

A $5 donation is suggested.

Concert begins at 3pm at the First Presbyterian Church, corner of Decatur and Hughes.

Call (609) 884-0680 for more information.

Brown Room Darin MacDonald 8pm Cabanas NFL action with NFL Sunday Ticket Ebbitt Room Paul Sotille Jr, 6:30pm Hemingway’s NFL Sunday Ticket Lucky Bones $2.99 Cuban pulled pork sandwiches at the bar from 12-4pm Menz Restaurant Haunted Dining Merion Inn George Mesterhazy Pilot House Complimentary bar snacks during football games Rio Station NFL Food and Drink Specials.

Ugly Mug NFL games on bigscreen TVs, with 25-cent wings and half-price cheesesteaks.

Scarecrow Alley Looking to take a stroll in the spirit of the season? Walk the beautiful grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate and vote for your favorite scarecrow creations contributed by members of the community, local organizations and MAC staff. Ballots are available in the Carriage House. Free admission to the grounds.

Cabanas Monday Night Football Tailgate Party, with drink specials based on the home team Hemingway’s Margaritaville Mondays featuring half-price margaritas and island music Pilot House Complimentary bar snacks during Monday Night Football

Autumn Hawk Watch Join the Cape May Bird Observatory official hawk counter and interpretive naturalists to see one of the greatest hawk migrations in North America. Flights totaling more than 1,000 hawks per day occur several times each autumn. Bring binoculars, sunglasses, sunscreen, and high expectations to the hawk watch platform at the Cape May Point State Park. You might just run into Seymore Thanu. No pre-registration necessary, just drop by anytime between 8am and 5pm. Call (609) 884.2736 for more information.

Back Corner Cafe Open Mic Night, 7pm Ugly Mug Terrible Tuesday with DJ Pancakes

10th Annual Cape May Film Festival A great selection of movies and documentaries from film-makers, young and old, from all over the state.

And this year it has a great new venue – the festival is being staged exclusively at the charming Chalfonte Hotel. Call (609) 884-6700.

Annual Halloween Parade Enjoy all sorts of spooky sights (and lots of candy corn, of course). Perry Street, at Congress Hall, is a good spot to watch. Register at 1:30pm, with the judging at 2pm – the parade begins at 3pm from Rotary Park.

Did we miss anything? Call our global headquarters at (609) 7708479, fax us at (609) 770-8481 or email jon@exitzero.us.

Train those eyes on the skies to chart the hawk migration at Cape May Point State Park.

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Bob Abrams, Merleen, Sheila

Served with French fries or baked potato & coleslaw

$5.95 each (Reg. $10)

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Ernie, Diane and Amanda Zih

Fried or Broiled FLOUNDER PLATTER Served with Cole Slaw & choice of French Fries or Baked Potato $9.95

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609-884-3064 www.thelobsterhouse.com Call Ahead & We’ll Have It Waiting For You! Rita Corvino, Dan Citro

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Jeanette and Joe

Diane Flanegan, Gayle Stahlhuth

Stacy, Cathy

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Jamie Beeler, Alex Coulter

Pat and Ted Anderko

Jeff, Pat

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“THERE IS NO SINCERER LOVE THAN THE LOVE OF FOOD.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

Reserve Your Private Party for 2010 or 2011 Rehearsal Dinners Reunions Baby Showers Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion

Serving Dinner Thursday thru Sunday from 5pm Reservations Recommended Gift Certificates Available!

Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May, Corner of Washington & Perry Street www.cucinarosa.com

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Chardonnay Riesling Port

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Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-6pm Winery Tours - Daily at 3pm

GOURMET CHEESE FRIDAYS Liz Mestre and Max Samuelson with his handcrafted wooden tricycle

The winery will be pairing cheese with their award-winning wines from 5-7pm out on the veranda

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 • www.capemaywinery.com

Serving Dinner from 5:30pm Thursday, Friday & Saturday Gloria Krempecke, Betty Oteller, Betsi Parker

Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber

(609) 884 8811

June Gray, Lollee, Linda

www.unionparkdiningroom.com

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Saturday, October 9: West Cape May Lima Bean Festival PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Danny Ohrenich, Anastasia McPherson-Ohrenich, Laura McPherson

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“Gluten Free” Bagels and Bread!

PUMPKIN SPICE IS IN!

OPEN MIC NITE! Tuesday Nights from 7pm

Kitty, Frank, Joe

609-886-2323 3860 Bayshore Road North Cape May, NJ 08204 (North Cape May Shopping Center - The “Old Bayshore 8”)

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Linda Linsday, Sue Sheppard, Jerry Thornton

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PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

SUN GOES DOWN IT ONLY GETS HOTTER AFTER THE

SUNDAY

With 7 HDTV’s you won’t miss a minute of the NFL action! $2 Bud and Bud Lights during all games

MONDAY Aubrey, Kaylie, Geoff

Monday Night Football Tailgate $2 Bud and Bud Lights during all games $5 All-You-can-Eat Tailgate Buffet & Drink Specials.

WEDNESDAY

(starting at 9pm) Free Pool & Bear Pong!

Tabletop B-Pong & Flip Cup Tourneys $1 Drafts, $2 Domestics, $3 Imports

THURSDAY

Are You Smarter Than A Bartender? (9pm) Bar Trivia Game Win $20 Gift Card All You Can Eat Alaskan Crabs $19.99 Oliver Elwell, Al Beale, Alex Coulter

FRIDAY

Happy Hour (4-7) featuring live music!

James Klapp Trio (10pm)

SATURDAY

Happy Hour (4-7) featuring live music!

The Interns (10pm)

Playoff Specials.

(609) 884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur St. www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com Lima Bean Enthusiasts: Anne Dohuty, Stephanie Cash, Fran Read, Curtis Read, Harry LaBou, Denise LaBou

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The Police Blotter

Every week we feature quirky police reports from small towns across America. Found on the website www.smalltownmisfit.com.

AMHERST, NY – A Southcreek Court woman reported letting her boyfriend borrow her truck to run an errand, and he never returned. She had only known the man for two weeks and does not know his last name or address. – Amherst Bee News

Learn Russian With Tanya

YOU probably couldn’t throw a stone in Cape May without hitting an Eastern European person, though we would condemn such an act. We at Exit Zero warmly embrace our Commie Cousins (we’re joking!) and offer a weekly lesson to help you communicate.

Please note – the “Russian” we are printing is just our phonetic interpretation.

Do you pamper your pets? Vy baluete svoih pitomcev?

Here is how your Russian-speaking friend is likely to respond: Mozhete schitat nas zhestokimi, no u nas net koliasok dlia sobak, my zastavliaem ih hodit.

Which translates to: You may think we are cruel, but we don’t have strollers for our dogs – we make them walk. –Tanya Zotava

Weird Word Of The Week

Cockamamie This word is used to describe something that is ridiculous, incredible or outright implausible.

A Picture From The Past

Ben Miller

CAPE May’s dune wall was installed in the 1990s. The city’s dunes are no longer mounds of sand thanks to beach replenishment, but their fenced off area is still filled with sea grasses and plants that serve two purposes. Their root system helps keep sand in place during damaging storms and the vegetation helps augment the seawall protecting the city from storm surges. Cape May City Ordinance § 15812.C makes it a crime to walk on the dunes or disturb them in any way. – Ben Miller

Facebook Mystery Contest

KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, taken by our resident cryptographer Dan Mathers.

If you think you know where you could find these cute rubber duckies, then you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a fullsize, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook.com/ exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Random Fact Of The Week

A BORDER collie named Rico was documented in scientific testing as having a vocabulary of more than 200 words. He could identify and fetch items shown in pictures, and learned new words at the level of a three-year-old child.

Fortune Cookie Of The Week J Fortitude is the guard and support of the other virtues. J ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with Bento Box full of sushi, tempura, teriyaki and a salad. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.

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Ramblings From The Editors

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Ideas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

HIS past weekend, after 13 months of planning, the first annual Cape May Forum: Chautauqua at the Shore blanketed Cape May in a variety of events all centered on the question, “Can Humor Save the World?” Myles Martel, program chair for Cape May Forum, talked about the success of the event. “It was extremely well received – Dr. John Morreall’s lecture even produced a standing ovation,” he said.

“For me, the highlight was seeing it all come together. There were months of hard work by nearly two dozen people in this community, including representatives of nearly every major non-profit, that went into making this event a success.”

And, according to Myles, the event lived up to the expectations of its organizers. “The attendance at all events was reasonably consistent with our expectations,” he said, “and Sunday night’s event at the Rusty Nail exceeded our expectations – especially considering that it was competing with both the Eagles and Phillies games.”

On an already busy October weekend, Cape May Forum did more than bring tourists into Cape May out of season – it was a major force in bringing together the many organizations of this community. That’s why we’re happy to hear that Cape May Forum’s executive board members – Ronnie Cohen, Ed Henry, Tom Carroll and Jim Moffatt – are determined to make the event a lasting and meaningful institution for the community and its visitors.

So, what’s in store for next year? “I don’t officially know the theme for next year,” said Jim Moffatt, “but I do know that it has to do with food.” We’re sold on that idea.

The forum had some tough competition. In terms of events, Saturday was one of the busiest days of the year. There was the Lima Bean Festivial (on which there is more below), Victorian Week events, a wine festival at the ferry (which we somehow never get to hear about ahead of time) and Coast Day NJ: A Celebration of the Sea, which was held at the Lobster House (and which also managed to fly under our radar screen). Who says Cape May shuts down in the off-season?

IT MAY be hard to find a lima bean farm in West Cape May these days, but that hasn’t stopped locals from celebrating the magical bean each year with gusto.

We received an edict shortly before the festival (from Lima Bean Czar Diane Flanegan) asking that all participants manning booths give their displays a lima bean theme. This request proved difficult to honor, although the Exit Zero staff did its darndest to come up with ideas on the eve of the festival. We considered a poster rendered in lima bean mosaic, a lima bean crossword, and ultimately settled on a zesty lima bean snack bar. Unfortunately, when we contacted a col-

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league to pick up the necessary ingredients (we were out of town on an important field trip), she just laughed. So, it didn’t happen.

In West Cape May, however, the lima bean is no joke. We failed to bring anything lima-oriented to the table (although our green, oval-shaped Exit Zero magnets came very close), but we were impressed with the variety of beany goods available in Wilbraham Park. There was lima bean chili, lima bean soup, lima bean earrings, T-shirts and masks, home-made mint and lima bean lip balm, even lima-bean-shaped people. It’s safe to say that this event has done for the lima bean what George Washington Carver did for the peanut.

Even better, the festival brought all kinds of folks together on a beautiful October day.

For most of the morning and afternoon, the park was inundated with more foot traffic than we’ve seen anywhere on the island since early September. There were teenagers whizzing by on bikes, older folks from Victorian Towers, locals eager for diversion, and plenty of out-of-towners who’d come down for the Cape May Forum or Victorian Weekend (all of whom we sent away from our table with a fresh copy of Exit Zero).

We’re already looking forward to next year’s festival, where we’ll reveal the biggest, shiniest, most innovative lima bean thingamajig this town has ever seen.

BELATED congratulations to John Cooke, who runs the Victorian Motel and Camelot with his wife Suzanne. John was recently voted President of the Chamber of Commerce, defeating Bill Causey, whose defeat CAN’T have been caused by underexposure (he has been EZ’s most-photographed human being in the last six months).

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Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner • Cocktails

HAPPY HOUR 4-6pm EARLY BIRDS SUNDAY THRU THURSDAY SPECIAL Buy One Dinner Entrée, Get One ½ Price!!

Available All Night Through 10/21/10 LIVE MUSIC... NO COVER CHARGE! Friday, October 15 GENO WHITE Saturday, October 16 ERIK SIMONSEN

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

AT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

19 Jackson Street, Cape May 884-5970 • madbatter.com

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Pam and Kaleigh Kaithern

Judy Smith, Pat Dixon

Patricia and Bud

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Definitely not just your grandmother’s tearoom!

Sure, you’ll find tasty tea sandwiches, freshly-baked scones and teabreads served with clotted cream, and that traditional, elegant service that you associate with fine dining.

But there is so much more to The Carriage House. In addition to our traditional Tea Luncheon and Afternoon Tea, The Carriage House offers hearty fare from the café menu, plus homemade soups, and hearty wholesome entrée salads that fill you up while still letting you feel virtuous for eating a salad.

So try it today, and bring grandmom along, too…. She’ll love you for it!

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Carriage House at the Physick Estate

1048 Washington St., Cape May, NJ • 609-884-5404 Operated by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC)

PLENTY OF FREE PARKING

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Lynda Orts, Margaret Oleksiak

Mark Caldwell, Merrie Fitzgerald

Leeann, Jackie

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s t k r e c e a t B Simply Delicious!

Freshest Ingredients • Fantastic Specials • Friendly Atmosphere • Reservations Recomended

SERVING DINNER THURSDAY THRU SUNDAY FROM 5PM 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May • (609) 884-7660 • www.backstreetcapemaynj.com

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Ocean View FAMILY RESTAURANT

Saturday, October 9: West Cape May Lima Bean Festival PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER Open Sunday - Thursday 7am-9pm • Friday & Saturday 7am-10pm

Try Our

Mini Meals

starting at 9.95!

We have great soups, desserts, seafood & sautéed specials!

Ginnette Shaffer, Charles Shaffer, Noelia Shaffer, Coleen and Axel McCoy

Delicious Homemade Specials Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May 884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

Seaside Cheese Co. Dave, Ed, Shirley

BEEMSTER CLASSIC A Dutch cheese that is aged for 18 months and has a rich, complex taste with flavors of nuts & caramel.

Pair it with a cabernet or a port.

600 PARK BOULEVARD, WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

Denise Carusi, Coleen and Axel McCoy

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Chart a course for...

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV Prime Steaks • Sensational Seafood Open Daily for: Breakfast, Lunch, Sunset Dining, Dinner Happy Hour and Late Night Entertainment

NFL Sunday Ticket

6 HD TVs, $2 Domestic Beers Watch every National Football League game on one of Hemingway’s 6 HD TVs this Sunday!

Patricia Rainey

ATL @ PHI 1:00PM SEA @ CHI 1:00PM KC @ HOU 1:00PM BAL @ NE 1:00PM SD @ STL 1:00PM MIA @ GB 1:00PM NO @ TB 1:00PM

DET @ NYG 1:00PM CLE @ PIT 1:00PM NYJ @ DEN 4:05 OAK @ SF 4:05PM DAL @ MIN 4:15PM IND @ WAS 8:20PM TEN @ JAC (Monday)

Sunday Night Family Night

one free child (under 14) entree from the lil’ Hemingway’s menu per adult entree

Margaritaville Monday

1/2 Price Margaritas & Island Music @ the bar $21.95 All you can Eat Dungeness Crabs

Surf & Turf Tuesday $28

prime beef filet mignon and lobster tail.

Wednesday: Prime Rib Night $13.95 Country Music & 1/2 price Specialty Drinks @ the bar

Judy Smith, Pat Dixon, Pam Kaithern, Doris Jacobsen

Thursday: Land & Sea Buffet $25.95 Jazz & 1/2 Price Martinis @ the bar

Friday: DJ Jeff Walden

Dance and Party from 9pm till closing

Saturday: DJ Ronnie B

Dance and Party from 9pm till Closing

Hemingway’s Bar Features: 6 High Def TV’s With MLB Extra Innings

Courtney, Herman

1045 Beach Avenue • 609.884.5611 www.Hemingwayscapemay.com

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Sunday, October 10: Cape May Forum; Comedy Club At The Rusty Nail

Uncle Bill’s

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& FAMILY RESTAURANT Open Every Day!

Kathleen, Vincent and Robert Varallo

BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199

PLEASE CALL FOR HOURS!

and

CLIPPER SHIP PUB

Early Dinner Specials 5-6pm $21.95

1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS! 5-6pm in the Pub Only

Myles Martel, John Morreall, Ph. D

Sports TV in The Clipper Ship Pub

AFFORDABLE PUB MENU NOW AVAILABLE!

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Bill, Ed, Joe, Teresa, Cathy

Kathy Healey, Rick and Colleen Weber

Eileen, Connie, Karen

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Comedians Sassi Keegan and Mary Dimino

Kathleen Varallo, Marilyn Kessler

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

A CA MIA 524 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-6661 www.acamia.com

A lovely little spot on the Washington Street Mall. Fine food, excellent service and great people-watching.

L, D

$10-$30 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

ALEATHEA’S 7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant offers superb food in a graceful setting, an elegant bar, and dining with ocean views.

B, L, D

$15-$45 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

AVALON COFFEE 7 Gurney Street (609) 898-8088 avaloncoffeecompany.com

Superior coffee that’s always fresh, and healthy food that’s perfect for both breakfast and lunch.

B, L

$3-$8 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW 991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878 blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor.

Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D

$24-$30 Cards: V, MC, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

BACK CORNER CAFÉ 3860 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 886-2323

A brand-new joint at the rear of the building that formerly housed Bayshore 8 cinema.

Tasty snacks and drinks.

Café

$3-$9 Cards: V, MC, D

N/A

NO

YES

BACKSTREET 600 Park Boulevard (609) 884-7660 backstreetcapemaynj.com

Downhome cooking and a really friendly, laidback vibe in this gem of a place, just a few minutes from Cape May.

D

$13-$29 Cards: V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with the wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L, D

$5-$25 Cards: V, MC, D

BYOB

NO

YES

THE BLACK DUCK 1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100 blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D

$15-$28 Cards: V, MC

BYOB

YES

NO

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422 congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36 Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULL BAR

YES

YES

CABANAS 429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800 cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

L,D

V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

CAPE MAY BAKERS 482 West Perry Street (609) 884-7454 capemaybakers.com

Whether you want to start your day with a treat, or want goodies for a picnic or pickme-up, this is the place to go!

Bakery

$3-$8

N/A

NO

YES

CAPE MAY WINERY 711 Townbank Rd., (609) 884-1169 capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-6pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery daily at 3pm.

Winery

WINERY

N/A

NO

CAPE ORIENT 315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088 capeorient.com THE CARRIAGE HOUSE at the Emlen Physick Estate 1048 Washington Street (609) 884-5111

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

BYOB

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

KEY

Onsite parking

L,D

L

Handicap accessible

$8-$25

$5-$27 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$19 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$19 V, MC, AE, D

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

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Eileen, Susan, Connie, Karen

Vince and Lorraine Menna

Irene Reabuck, Suzanne Taylor, Bill Wright, Meg Rogers, Deb Crossley

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

BYOB

YES

YES

BYOB

YES

YES

BAR

NO

YES

BYOB

NO

YES

BAR

YES

NO

COPPER FISH 416 Broadway West Cape May (609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D

CUCINA ROSA 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.

D

C-VIEW INN Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

DEPOT MARKET CAFÉ 409 Elmira Street Cape May (609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

THE EBBITT ROOM 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D

410 BANK STREET 410 Bank Street (609) 884-2127 410bankstreet.com

Still one of Cape May’s finest restaurants. Serving food that’s as brilliant and creative as ever. A must-visit.

D

$25-$37 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

FRESCOS 412 Bank Street (609) 884-0366 frescoscapemay.com

It wins awards for its Italian food every year for a reason.

This is authentic cuisine served in a beautiful location.

D

$18-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

GECKO’S Carpenter’s Square Mall Cape May (609) 898-7750

This local favorite serves superb southwestern food.

Grab a seat on the patio when the weather is nice!

L, D

$8-$24 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

GODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset (609) 884-4543 godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for a family dinner. Try their early birds special!

D

$12-$28 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

HARBOR VIEW 954 Ocean Drive (609) 884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Come spend the afternoon or night.

B, L, D

$6-$30 V, MC

BAR

NO

YES

HARPOON HENRY’S Beach Drive and Browning (609) 886-5529 harpoonhenrys.net

You know that summer is around the corner when this little slice of the Caribbean re-opens. Bring it on!

L, D

$10-$21 V, MC, D

BAR

NO

YES

HARRY’S Madison & Beach Avenue (609) 884-6113 www.harryscapemay.com

A home-style, friendly feel that puts a modern twist on the classic comfort foods we all know and love.

B, L, D

$8-$24 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD 600 S. Railroad Avenue Rio Grande (609) 846-7347 hawkhavenvineyard.com

Every Friday night in the winter the Wine Bar and Barrel Room is open. A fun, well-run vineyard.

Winery

V, MC, AE, D

Winery

NO

NO

KEY

Onsite parking

L, D

B, L, D

Handicap accessible

$24-$32 V, MC, AE, D

$12-$29 V, MC, AE, D

$4-$18 V, MC

$6-$14

$26-$33 V, MC, AE, D

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

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Washington Inn’s

Sunday, October 10: Cape May Forum; Comedy Club At The Rusty Nail PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

the wine bar

Tom and Debbie Cutler

BANFI FINE WINE DINNER at the WASHINGTON INN Italian Fall Harvest Banfi Fine Wine Dinner w/ Vittorio Vettori Friday, October 29th @ 6:30 PM Delicious Menu paired w/ the new releases from Tuscany's premier wine producer

John and Janet Kerney

Call 609-884-5697 for reservations and information

the wine bar 801 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204

609-884-5697 reservations accepted

ALL OYSTERS ONLY $1.00 NIGHTLY 5-7pm in the wine bar Lou, Linda and Michael Riccio

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

B, L, D

$15-$38 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

HEMINGWAY’S 1045 Beach Avenue (609) 884-5611 hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

HIGHER GROUNDS 479 W. Perry Street (609) 884-1131 highergroundscapemay.com

Great coffee, home-baked treats, and lots of healthy food options. A cozy, friendly corner spot. Try it!

B, L

$5-$10

BYOB

NO

YES

ISLAND GRILL 311 Mansion Street Cape May (609) 884-0200

Caribbean-influenced food, in a lovely, colorful setting. The sauces and combinations are creative and delectable.

L, D

$13-$26

BYOB

YES

YES

THE LOBSTER HOUSE Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296 thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all.

B, L, D

$5-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

LUCKY BONES 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE (2663) luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason.

Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D

$6-$22 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

For tables of eight or more

YES

MAD BATTER 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970 www.madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D

$19-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

KEY WEST TACOS 479 A West Perry Street West Cape May No phone number

For a taste of Key West in Cape May, try their incredible fish tacos, and eat on the patio for an al fresco experience.

L, D

$3-$14 CASH ONLY

BYOB

YES

YES

MARIE NICOLE’S 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance in a relaxed atmosphere.

D

$19-$44 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

MARTINI BEACH 429 Beach Avenue Cape May (609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, great Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

D

$15-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

NO

MERION INN 106 Decatur Street, (609) 884-8363 www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give this place a special ambience.

D

$18-Market V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

OCEAN VIEW Beach & Grant Avenues (609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu.

Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D

$9-$30 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

NO

YES

OYSTER BAY 615 Lafayette Street (609) 884-2111 oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful copper-top bar and classic, generous dishes are what you’ll find here.

D

$12-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

PETER SHIELDS 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D

BYOB

NO

NO

PIER HOUSE 1327 Beach Avenue, (609) 898-0300 thepierhousecapemay.com

A chic restaurant with a lively bar scene and excellent food, located at the La Mer, overlooking the Atlantic.

B, D

KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

$22-$39

V, MC, D

$20-$35 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

Takeout available

YES

Other details

YES

Dog-friendly patio

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Halloween Happenings in Cool Cape May

The Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts has a full roster of spooky events this October.

D

ISCOV ER what makes Victorian Cape May a hotbed for paranormal activity during Halloween Happenings, sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities, from October 15-31.

Seaside spirits take up residence in their favorite historic haunts, spooky sights and sounds surround the city, and things are going bump in the night for more than two weeks. Get in the spirit of the season with Halloween-themed tours and events including ghost trolley tours, spooky tours of Cape May’s original haunted house — the 1879 Emlen Physick Estate, a mystery weekend, psychic teas and much more. Call (609) 884-5404 for information and tickets.

Scarecrow Alley Walk the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate and vote for your favorite scarecrow creations contributed by members of the community, local organizations and MAC staff.

Ballots are available in the Carriage House. Free admission to the grounds.

In the late 1800s, Dr Physick and his family resided here. Some say their spirits still do.

Halloween Horror: The Unspeakable Secret Lives are in danger, and one of them could be yours during Cape May’s new mystery production. There are angry, vengeful souls behind the walls of the Physick Estate, and they are wait-

ing for you. Meet the cast at dessert after the performance. Tours are offered at 8:30pm on Fridays, October 15-29 and Wednesdays, October 20 and 27. $25 for adults and $20 for children.

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$10 for adults and $7 for children.

Ghosts of the Lighthouse Trolley Tours Travel the ghostly path that leads to the Cape May Lighthouse as you listen to the guide relate ghost stories unearthed by psychic medium Craig McManus.

Tours are offered Friday, October 15 and Saturdays, October 16, 23 and 30 at 8pm. $20 for adults and $15 for children.

Phantoms of the Physick Estate Tour A self-guided tour featuring spooky sounds, special effects and scary stuff.

Tours are offered Saturdays, October 16, 23 and 30 from 1-4pm and 6-9pm, and on Sunday, October 31 from 5-8pm. $12 for adults and $6 for children.

Phantoms of Cape May Enjoy a spooktacular self-guided tour of Victorian properties decked out in ghoulish fashion for Halloween. Tours run on Saturdays, October 16 and 30 from 6-8pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children. Includes admission to the Phantoms of the Physick Estate Tour and a trolley shuttle.

A Lighthouse Ride with the Ghost Writer Join Craig McManus, paranormal investigator, on Saturday, October 23 at 6pm as he takes you on a trolley ride down the haunted path to the Cape May Lighthouse. At the Cape May Lighthouse, you can either choose to climb to the top or stay below.

Admission is $30.

A Cape May Ride with The Ghost Writer This 45-minute evening trolley ride takes you through the streets of Cape

The cast of “The Unspeakable Secret” will leave you shaken and stirred.

May’s Historic District with psychic medium Craig McManus (the ghostwriter of Exit Zero fame) providing narration. McManus will talk about ghosts and spirits, and the history of the houses where he has sensed activity. Tours are offered Friday, October 22 at 7:30pm and 8:30pm. Admission is $25.

Ghosts of Cape May Trolley Tours A MAC guide will relate the paranormal findings of ghostwriter Craig McManus as the trolley rolls past reputed haunted properties. Of fered ever y Friday, Saturday and Sunday from October 15 through November 14. Tour times vary.

Tales of Terror Trolley Rides A costumed guide spins spooky stories from the Victorian era as the trolley winds through the streets of Cape May. Tours offered Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, October 15-17 and 29-31, and Thursday, October 28. Tour times vary. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

The Historic Haunts Combo Tour Combines the Ghosts of Cape May Trolley Tour with a visit to the Emlen Physick Estate, where you will see a home séance room and learn of the Victorians’ fascination with spiritualism. Tours offered Fridays, October 15, 22 and 29 and Thursday, October 28 at 7:15pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children.

Historic Haunts House Tour Get into the spirit on a guided tour of the historic

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MONDAY

TUESDAY

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with all the fixin’s and salad - $16

TURKEY DINNER

Served with salad & corn on the cob $25

CODFISH CAKES, MACARONI AND CHEESE with Stewed Tomatoes & Salad $16

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

LONDON BROIL With Jack Daniels Mushroom Gravy & Salad $16

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Fairly Irregular PIZZA NIGHT

ROASTED PRIME RIB with Salad - $16

SHRIMP STRAVAGANZA - $17

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street (609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering great burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D

$15-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

RIO STATION 3505 Route 9 South Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D

$13-$29 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

RUSTY NAIL Beach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 884-0017

The local legend is back and it’s better than ever. The relaunched Nail is beachfront dining at its best.

B, L, D

$10-$19 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

SEAN’S RESTAURANT Beach Avenue between Jackson and Perry (609) 898-0017

Fresh, delicious food at a great beachfront location is what you’ll find at Sean’s Restaurant!

Tell him we sent you.

L, D

$16-$24 V, MC

BYOB

YES

YES

SEASIDE CHEESE COMPANY 600 Park Blvd., (609) 884-8700 seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D

$4-$12 V, MC, AE, D

N/A

N/A

YES

TISHA’S 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119 www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Dellas. The food is as good as ever!

B, L, D

$18-$35 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

TOMMY’S FOLLY COFFEE 251 Beach Ave, (609) 884-6522 congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies.

B, Café

$2-$5 V, MC, AE, D

N/A

NO

YES

THE UGLY MUG 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there. Such a treat.

L, D

$12-$25 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

NO

YES

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKES Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait a while to eat here... excellent breakfasts and brunches.

B, L

$4-$9

BYOB

NO

YES

UNION PARK Beach Avenue & Howard (609) 884-8811 unionparkdiningroom.com

Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive.

One of the best in the area.

D

$18-$35 V, MC, AE

BYOB

YES

YES

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY II 3704 Bayshore Road North Cape May (609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D

$8-$20 V, MC, AE, D

BYOB

YES

YES

WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a great little cocktail bar to get your night off on the right foot.

Amazing wine list.

D

$18-$34 V, MC, AE, D

BAR

YES

YES

ZOE’S 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great patio if the weather is nice... bring Fido!

B, L

$4-$12

BYOB

NO

YES

KEY

Onsite parking

Handicap accessible

Takeout available

Other details

Dog-friendly patio

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contributors and even uninvited guests are attending the inaugural celebration for Jacob Thurman, the newly-elected mayor in town. There is a killer among them and when someone drops dead, suspicion runs wild. Interact with the cast of characters and try to solve the mystery as you enjoy a three-course dinner. Reservations necessary. Fridays and Saturdays, October 15, 16, 22 and 23 at 7pm. Tickets are $45.

(some say haunted) Physick Estate with a discussion of Victorian spiritualism on Fridays, October 15, 22 and 29 at 7:45pm and Sundays, October 17, 24 and 31 at 11:15am, 12:15 and 1:30pm. $10 for adults, $5 for children.

Trick or Treat at the Physick Estate On All Hallows Eve, Sunday, October 31, there are spooky characters with treats for all the good little boys and ghouls at Cape May’s original haunted house, the Emlen Physick Estate, from 5-7pm.

Free. Separate admission to tour the Phantoms of the Physick Estate.

Spooky characters take over Cape May’s original haunted house, the Physick Estate.

Harvest Festival Crafts & Antiques Show Visit the grounds of the Physick Estate on Saturday, October 16 from 104pm to celebrate fall in Cape May with a new open-air crafts and antiques show.

Vendors from throughout the region display and sell their wares. Free admission to the grounds.

tea luncheon complete with wandering fortune-tellers, odd phrenologists and strange characters. Learn what the future holds for you (all in good fun, of course) on Saturdays October 16, 23 and 30 at 11:30am and 2pm. Admission is $25 and includes a tea luncheon.

Madame Parmentier’s Psychic Tea Dr Physick ’s aunt, Emilie Parmentier, returns to her home for a special tea at the Carriage House Tearoom & Café. Enjoy this Halloween-themed

Murder Mystery Dinner: One Tough Cookie The humorous and murderous Impromptu Players invade the dining room at the Inn of Cape May, 7 Ocean Street. Friends, relatives, rich political

Cape May’s War of the Worlds Designed

by Shadow Stalkers, the Looking Glass Mysteries is a series of nonstop, thinkon-your-feet investigations into some very unusual crimes. The investigation takes place from Friday, October 29 through Saturday, October 30. Enlist the help of your fellow Martians or Earthlings in the recreation of a little-known incident of the famous 1938 radio invasion. Try to save (or conquer) the earth, track down space equipment and crack codes. Prizes for bestdressed Martians and Earthlings. For information or to book your weekend package, contact the participating inns: The Bedford Inn: (609) 884-4158, The Carroll Villa: (609) 884-9619, The Queen Victoria Bed & Breakfast: (609) 884-8702 or www.queenvictoria.com.

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Presenter John Morreall, Ph. D with Forum organizer Myles Martel

Don Pocher, Marge (not Mark) Wetherill

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Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Eat In/Take Out Catering for Any Event!

Open at 7am Join Us for The Depot’s 1st Annual Customer Appreciation Party, Sunday, October 17 at 1pm Featuring Delicious Seafood Specials & The Depot’s Signature Soups... changing daily.

The Depot is now preparing SUNDAY FOOTBALL TRAYS including the Depot’s famous Hoagies, Platters, Pulled Pork, Wings... and much more!

409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030

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Ronnie and Barry Cohen

John Morreall, Ph. D

Michael Zuckerman, Ronnie Cohen

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

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Diane Bones, Gail Pierson, Kathy Varallo

Larry and Ann Carlson

Dinner, Cocktails & Live Piano Music Thursday thru Sunday

Tom Carroll, Donna and Captain Gary T. Padussis

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OPEN DAILY 11am-10pm

Exit Zero Goes On Vacation... Yet Again!

Our Last Day For The Season will be Sunday, October 24

Kids’ Menu

Great Veggie Dishes

Patsy Nelson and Bob Gibb took EZ on a cruise to Grand Turk

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Carpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May 898-7750

Delicious breakfast & lunch sandwiches

COFFEE ROASTED FRESH DAILY

Open at 6:30am Monday through Friday and 6:00am on Saturday and Sunday.

Fresh Rolled Old World Bagels • Muffins • Croissants Cookies • Cinnamon Buns • Smoothies Specialty Coffees and Drinks • Cappuccinos • Lattes #7 GURNEY & THE BEACH, CAPE MAY • (609) 898-8088 3704 BAYSHORE ROAD, NORTH CAPE MAY • (609) 846-0040 NORTH CAPE MAY LOCATION OPEN DAILY FROM 6:30AM

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Delicious Desserts

Fruit Smoothies and Frozen Coffee Drinks.!

KAT E

“EXIT ZERO” LOVES TO TRAVEL... TAKE US WITH YOU AND SNAP A PICTURE

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YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FLORIST FOR 26 YEARS! ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS HERE! Only $27 per week 5000 copies Contact Jason (609) 408-7629 jason@exitzero.us

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Spouty-Offy The column where anonymous gasbags have their say!

I HAD a cat and it only died once... what’s up with that? I thought they all had nine lives!

– Erma

10/10/10

12:37 PM

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PHILLIES PAYOFFS AT RIO STATION

*** THAT would be cool if it really could rain cats and dogs... unless one landed on you. – Erma *** WOULD you say that Russell from Swain’s is more like a cat or a dog? Please email your answer and reasoning to jason@exitzero. us. – Exit Zero *** WHAT happens if you give a dog some catnip? And can cats hear dog whistles? – Cape May *** WITH technology these days you’d think we’d be able to make a new species combining a cat and a dog... I’d call it a Dat! – Cape May *** WE once had a short haired cat named Fluffy. Seriously, she was supposed to be fluffy, but she wasn’t. Cost $85 too. True story! – Newark, DE *** CAN cats be allergic to humans?

– Cape May *** I’D like to see the offspring of a Great Dane and a Chihuahua.

– Cape May *** I ONCE rode a bulldog for 8 seconds. – Cape May {Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: Umm, I think you are supposed to ride a BULL for eight seconds, not a bulldog!} *** I LIKE to walk my beagle while eating a bagel while playing a bugle. – D. Suess

*** MY neighbor had a dog and it was always trying to punch me with its paws... I think it was a boxer! – Erma *** I WISH I had a Gold Retriever dog... then I’d be rich! – Villas {Spouty Offy Editor’s Note: It is actually called a golden retriever because of its color, not a gold retriever.} ***

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Cheese Dogs, Hot Dogs & Sauerkraut, Chilli Cheese Dogs & Platters

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BEER SPECIALS

during every Phillies game in our bar

• Heineken/Light Bottles $3.00 • Miller Lite Bottles $2.50 HD • Miller Lite Draft $2.00 8 FT EEN SCR • 23 oz Coors Lite Drafts $2.75

Bring your Husband... have Dinner...Watch the Game!

RAGAMUFFIN! – Cape May *** MY friend used to have a Siamese cat. Luckily the surgery was successful and now she has two! – Cape May

Friday Nights @ The Rio 5:00-7:00 p.m.

FREE Happy Hour Buffet $1.00 OFF Every Drink

9:00-Midnite

Karaoke with Troy David

*** HOW does one actually get Cat Scratch Fever? – West Cape May

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WHEN is someone going to open up a pet cafe where humans are not allowed?

– A Dog from West Cape May *** AT least we have the Billmae Cottage? And they even have yappy hour too! – A Different Dog from West Cape May *** MY cat doesn’t like lasagna like Garfield. – West Cape May

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From vineyard to garden, taste the best Cape May has to offer.

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October 15 & 29, November 12.

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$69 per person Reservations: 609. 884.9090

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10/4/10 Higher Grounds announces something NEW for comfort food season.

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Come on in and Get Cozy with some Organic Healthy Comfort Food.

Open Every Day Except Wednesday FREE WiFi Hot Spot

(with purchase)

Pet Friendly Outdoor Seating

Coffee House & Organic Market 479 West Perry St. West Cape May (609) 884-1131

highergroundscapemay.com

Scott Griffith, Sigi Kidd

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Open Daily Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily and Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday

Bobbi and Les Aungst

Check Out Our New Fall Menu and Small Plates

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Mon.-Thurs.

5:00-6:30pm Buy 1 Entree Get One 1/2 Price!

Jane Valdes-Dapena, Tricia Kraemer, Sue Priester, Daniel Valdes-Dapena

Chuck, Nina, Cathy, Teresa, Ed

322 WASHINGTON STREET MALL CAPE MAY (609) 884-9119

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Ed, Teresa

Janice, Mary, Marge

Victor and Alicia Grasso, Jim Moffatt

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010 715 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1233 www.zoescapemay.com

RISTORANTE . BAKERY . GOURMET Shop.

A CA MIA

HOMEMADE IS OUR MIDDLE NAME

northern italian & contemporary american cuisine

OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER • CALL FOR HOURS PRIX FIXE MENU... $22.95 • 3 Courses • 5-6:30pm

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BEACHFRONT EATERY HÄAGEN-DAZS ICE CREAM

Breakfast & Dinner Thursday-Sunday Lunch Served on Weekends Only

1327 Beach Avenue, Cape May

898-0300 • www.thepierhousecapemay.com

"Partying is such sweet sorrow "

– Harry

• Last call party October 16 9 pm-1 am • Mix drinks $4 • Drafts $1.50 • Bottle beer $2.50 • Free buffet Music by Mark Hanson

Join us for a fair well to a great summer Meet me at

Madison and Beach Ave. Cape May, NJ ~ 609 884 6113 harryscapemay.com

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Molly says that Zoe’s is always PET FRIENDLY & the bacon i s G - G - G - G - GR E AT!

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Customer Service

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The life and times of a waitress in Cool Cape May... by Molly Stone

T’S SO easy to focus on the characters who come to the restaurant for dinner that sometimes I forget how entertaining my fellow servers can be. First, there’s Veronica, the spunky little Romanian waitress for whom everything relates back to sex.

A few weeks ago, my manager had Veronica wipe fingerprints off of the mirror in the dining room. Because the shadows on the glass made it difficult to see the smudges while on top of them, my manager stood back a few steps to offer direction. “A little higher,” she said. “Now a little lower.

To the left a little more, a little more. And now to the right…and down…and left…”

Finally, Veronica turned to my manager, her black curls bouncing over her shoulders. She said, in her thick Romanian accent, “I sympathize with your fiancé.”

Then there’s Moe, a waiter whose looks are as boy-next-door as they come. Moe could be one of the all-American guys on the cover of a college admissions brochure.

He’d be the one in khaki cargo shorts and a polo, throwing a Frisbee on an impecca-

bly-manicured lawn and smiling with his impeccably white teeth. At a table, Moe is nothing but “Yes, ma’am” and “No, sir.”

He’s polite and genteel and courteous – at least until he gets into the kitchen. Then Moe becomes some expletive-using, wallpunching, spoon-throwing version of his mild-mannered alter ego.

What looks like a rosy complexion in the dining room (perhaps a mild sunburn from all that Ivy League Frisbee playing), becomes an explosive red under the f luorescent lights of the kitchen. Beads of sweat gather around Moe’s forehead as he curses the bastards who stiffed him or the cook who screwed him. Dishwashers and bar-

tenders alike tiptoe around Moe when he launches into one of his fits. Only Veronica dares to provoke him. “All that passion,” she says, eyeing up Moe like a lioness, “I can think of a few good uses for it.”

Then there’s Allison, a 21st-century hippie who’s sworn off cell phones and takes impromptu trips to Sweden for weekends of interpretive dance performance.

When we met, she told me she needed to smudge my house in order to cleanse my clogged aura (which prompted yet more sexual innuendoes from Veronica).

And me? I’m the hypersensitive one who needs everyone to get along, still takes a bad tip personally, and cries when the guy at table six proposes to his girlfriend.

We’re an unlikely family, it’s true. But we are, indeed, a family. Over-sexed, temperamental, and high on f lower power, we’ve got all the dysfunction to prove it. But as much as we bicker, we never wonder who has got our back. We know that somebody will always be there, as surely as a dirty joke from Veronica, to help us find our way through the weeds.

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Artistic Director Roy Steinberg (center) with “Topdog/Underdog” stars Stephen Rider and Jed Reynolds

Italian ine

Rose, Chris

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Spectacular Fall Sunsets!

Authentic Italian Cuisine Seafood & Fine Dining

Prime Rib Special

New York Strip Steak • Filet Mignon Veal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

Saturday & Sunday

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(609) 886-5529 • www.harpoonhenry’s.net

LAST WEEKEND!!!

Open Friday at 4:00 Saturday at 12:00 for lunch & dinner Closed Sunday for the Season.

Entertainment Friday & Saturday Michael James 6 – 10

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“Best Lunch” Karen, Martin and Monty LoSasso

- NJ Monthly Magazine 2010 LIVE MUSIC Thursdays @ 9pm OPEN MIC NIGHT Hosted by Barry Fridays @ 9pm LUNCH & DINNER • SEAFOOD • STEAKS COCKTAILS • KIDS MENU

Ron, Judy, Linda, Bob

HAPPY HOUR - Sunday thru Friday 4-6pm EARLY BIRDS - Mon thru Thur 4-6pm FAMILY FRIENDLY TRIVIA NIGHT Wednesday - 8pm SUNDAY AND MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Complimentary Bar Snacks

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(609) 884-7040

Carl and Suzanne Holt

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On Broadway

Wednesday, September 29: After Party For “Topdog/Underdog”

6

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SERVING DINNER NIGHTLY FROM 5PM Jazz Night with Geno White on Thursday Bill Caterini Plays Live on Friday & Saturday!

NEW CHEF DEMO! THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28 TIME:????

CHEF ROCKY FINO, AUTHOR OF “WILL COOK FOR SEX”

Nancy, Heather, Mary, Yvonne

RESERVE TODAY, SPACE IS LIMITED

RECIPE CONTEST DEMO! Email or drop off your best recipe and Chef Geoff will pick his top 5.

The top 5 will then battle at a chef demo and the winner’s recipe will be added to the menu

Leslie Martel, Steve Irving, Sue Irving, Steve Teitelman

Must receive by Wednesday, December 1 Geoff’s email: cheoffmoonman@yahoo.com LISTEN TO CHEF GEOFF ON THE RADIO! LEARN COOKING TIPS & MORE TUESDAYS 9AM-NOON ON CAPE MAY JAZZ 101.5 FM

609-898-1555

416 Broadway, West Cape May www.thecopperfishrestaurant.com

Victor and Alicia Grasso, Jack Wright, Danielle Swift

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Open For Lunch And Dinner Fr i d ay t h r u S u n d ay Reservations Accepted • Cash Onl y Fr e e P a r k i n g • C a t e r i n g A v a i l a b l e

SUNDAYS BUY I ENTREE AND GET 2ND HALF PRICE!

Gail Wilsey, Anita Fennerty

311 Mansion Street • (609) 884-0200

Serving Dinner From 5pm Rich, Anne

(Closed Wednesdays)

“Best of the Shore” Philadelphia Magazine

“Best of the Shore” South Jersey Magazine

Wine Spectator “Award of Excellence” ‘05 • ‘06 • ‘07 ‘08 • ‘09 • ‘10

Marlena Lustig, Leslie Martel, Suzanne Rongacre, John R. Gideonse

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Wednesday, September 29: After Party For “Topdog/Underdog”

John and MaryLou Gartland

Suzanne, Iris

Meghan Hoffman and Mathew Lutz

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Oyster Bay Steak & Seafood Restaurant

DINNER FROM 5PM FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

GREAT GREAT MENU, MENU, MARTINIS MARTINIS & & DESSERTS DESSERTS

Fresh Fresh seafood seafood • • Tasty Tasty steaks steaks Copper-top bar • Free parking Copper-top bar • Free parking Bottle and draft beer

615 Lafayette St., Cape May 609-884-2111

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AT THE INN OF CAPE MAY

7 Ocean Street (609) 884-5555 innofcapemay.com

Open Daily for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

HAPPY HOUR Monday - Friday 3-6pm Special Food From $1.25

END OF SUMMER SALE! Aleathea’s Parlour Cape May’s Most Unique Antique & Gift Shop

MERCHANDISE UP TO 40% OFF!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

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The Old Fogey

Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

I

REMEMBER when it used to rain cats and dogs. Not the sort of cats and dogs feeble city folk refer to when it’s little more than a shower, but actual cats and dogs. Goats, too, and frogs, and, on occasion, Yankees. But no more of that now, it’s the cats and dogs I’m reminiscing excitingly about.

In Cape May, of course, lots of strange things happen, and the wider world seems not to hear much about it. We’ve had our mile-high wooden elephant, the world’s first-ever soccer match, the buried treasure of Captain Kidd, the fabled elephants’ graveyard, the fountain of youth, and more, but being tight-lipped folks, we don’t let the wider world know. I bet, for example, that you were unaware that copies of this rag that are distributed wider than the city boundaries have a special hypnotic sequence of letters hidden on this very page, so that readers may recall they were amused, but cannot for the life of themselves remember what they were reading about in this column. I have the same effect verbally, too: it’s quite a skill.

Anyway, rain of cats and dogs, ah yes.

The first sign of it was, I remember, tiny disgruntled mews as little kittens landed in gardens and sidewalks. Being made entirely of f luff, they drifted down like feathers, and were unharmed. Though being cats, they were hugely put out by the inconvenience. Then a smattering of Chihuahuas, likewise bouncing and tumbling to a shrill angry halt. At that stage I headed for home, as I had on my favored top hat and did not wish to ruin it. I was barely halfway there

when I heard loud crumps and poodles rained down, crushing a passing charabanc and glancing off a lady’s hoop skirt.

There was an almighty commotion as a trio of Huskies landed among some older gents having tea outside the Admiral, and all hell broke loose when an open carriage full of visiting ladies from Philadelphia was landed on by a score of fully-grown, livid Scottish Wildcats. And you do not want to know the details of the next few minutes, when Great Danes and those fat cheery dogs that rescue Swiss people from avalanches started falling.

I ran for cover, making it in unscathed, or so I thought, other than having the top of one of my mustaches bent out of its waxed shape by a glancing blow from a pug. But when I took off my top hat, I discovered it to be six inches shorter and concertina-ed like an accordion. Upon close inspection, I found that the culprit was still nestled in the dent: a tiny, newborn Cairn Terrier. We took one look at each other and the rest, dear hearts, was history.

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Dan and Tanya Mathers, Jon Roth

American Continental Cuisine in a Relaxed Setting Check us out on Facebook!

Lunch and dinner served Wednesday thru Monday

Grady Hutt, Adele Marks, Jeremy Konopka

We have delicious lobster rolls & fish tacos!

314 BEACH AVENUE • (609) 898-0017

Steve and Sue Irving

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MENZ RESTAURANT & BAR

The Most Unique Restaurant at the Shore!

1.5 miles from the Parkway • Exit 4A Rio Grande

Open Friday, Saturday & Sunday from 4pm Early Birds Fri. & Sun. 4-5pm

DINE IN OUR HAUNTED HOUSE FOR A BONE-CHILLING MEAL THRU OCTOBER 24

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Call (609) 886-9500 985 Route 47 South Rio Grande, NJ

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to the following businesses for donating to the BILL WILLIAMS BEEF AND BEER

Girls Place Jim’s Bait and Tackle Hands Bait and Tackle Hinch’s Marina Cape May Bait and Tackle East Coast Parasail, Cape May Junior’s Bait and Tackle, Cape May

From The Williams Family | The Byrne Family The Allen Family

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

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Confessions Of A Cape May Lover

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An enthusiast’s view of America’s Original Seaside Resort... by Meghan Kunz

’M LONG overdue for a Cape May trip. I can always tell when I’ve reached my threshold for tolerance of North Jersey life and I need to escape. I’ve celebrated quite a few holidays in Cape May and have completely embraced the off-season. In fact, it never seems to really be “off,” which is why you should visit! However, I have not yet taken the famous Exit 0 in November — and I’m definitely missing out.

Every month offers different opportunities for the varied interests of residents and visitors. Not only does November bring the anticipation of the holiday season, it is still a month that does not require heavy winter-wardrobe artillery.

For mystery enthusiasts, Sherlock Holmes Weekend is a great way to start off. Dress in appropriate Victorian attire and scour the streets of Cape May for clues to solve a new mystery with Holmes and Watson (the victor is awarded $250).

Contact 1-800-275-4278 for tickets or visit www.capemaymac.org for more information and a list of the participating accom-

modations. Cape May sets the perfect stage for drama and intrigue!

For music lovers, the 34th Cape May Jazz Festival takes place on November 12-14.

Tickets went on sale September 1 and can be purchased by calling 609-884-7200 or 877-7CMJAZZ. The full schedule of performers is available at www.capemayjazz.com and includes The Yellowjackets, Javon Jackson with Les McCann, The Chris Bergson Blues Band, and Jonny Hirsch Blues Band, just to name a few.

For sportsmen, Utsch’s Marina presents the Striped Bass Challenge beginning November 3-27. Awards are as follows: $1000 for heaviest fish, $1000 for most fish weighed in, $1000 for heaviest fish female angler, $500 for heaviest fish junior angler.

Official rules and forms can be found at www.capemayharbor.com.

For theater-goers, don’t combat New York traffic in the holiday rush! Instead, see The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse from October 27-November 20. Reserve your tickets now (609-884-1341) as they sell out fast. Check out Veterans’ Night on November 11, where the performance is halfprice for all active duty military personnel and veterans, and the Pay-What-You-CanMatinee on Sunday, November 14 at 3pm.

All remaining tickets not previously sold will be a pay-what-you-can price on a firstcome, first-serve basis.

November is full of fantastic events and activities, and I barely scratched the surface.

Visit Cape May in the autumn and I promise, you will not be disappointed!

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Saturday, September 25: Annual Cape May Beachfront Run PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Ed Lewis, Jack Wichterman, Tony Genaro

HENRY’S

SINCE 1972 Cape May’s Landmark Jeweler

609-884-0334 407 Washington Street Mall, Cape May NJ 08204

Chorus

LOOK! Gina, John, Grace and Tom Reynolds

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Mike and Jen Makowski

William and Rudy Bryan

Trevor, Alex

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET A Real Outlet Store With Real Outlet Prices!

Debbie & Mike Downes

Cape Winds

Out of the Past Antiques

Florist & Gift Shop

“MEOW” Bath ensemble

Shower Curtain - $25 Rug - $19 Towels: Wash $5, Hand $10, Bath $15 Ceramic: Tumbler or Soap Dish $9 Toothbrush Holder Or Jar $10 Lotion Pump - $12 Tissue Box - $19 Wastebasket - $29

FUNKY PRINT PILLOWCASE PAIR ANY SIZE - $2.00!

OPEN DAILY 10 - 6pm 110 Park Boulevard, West Cape May 609.884.3630 • www.capemaylinen.com

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane) West Cape May NJ 08204 609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Fax email: capewindsflorist@verizon.net www.capemayflowers.com

394 Myrtle Avenue West Cape May 609-884-3357 outofthepastantiques.com

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IRISH DOG TUTU ALL IRISH IMPORTS

401 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-4484 • Open Daily 10am-8pm

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Saturday, September 25: Annual Cape May Beachfront Run

Chris Force, John Dustman

Paula and Wayne Connors

Bill Doyle, Katie Helbig

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Looking for Something

d i f f e ren t ?

Come visit our farm in Cape May and get acquainted with our colorful herd of fleecy friends. Shop in our farm store for unique gifts and accessories: alpaca yarn, luxurious alpaca sweaters and blankets from Peru or hand knits by Barbara.

FARM STORE HOURS: Sat. & Sun. 10-4P BAY SPRINGS FARM 542 New England Rd. Cape May, NJ 08204 (near Higbee Beach) Ph. 609-884-0563

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CAPE MAY & EXIT 0 CHARMS in Sterling Silver & 14k Gold! Available at...

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Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Monday 11am-6pm • Sundays 12-5pm

Patricia Rainey Studios “Give a Gift of Cape May”

Visit my display at

PHYSICK ESTATE

on Saturday,October 16

Perfect for all your fall decorating needs.

FREE GIFT WITH ANY PURCHASE!

609-886-4863 • www.patriciaraineystudios.com

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Tea by the Sea Fine Teas and Accessories

THINK FALL...

THINK WARM...

THINK TEA!

Shirley, Jane, Barbara

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FALL THINGS ARRIVING DAILY

Tony, Troy, Maura, Michelle

A boutique featuring clothing & accessories by up and coming designers.

Alexis Donnelly, Holly Mader, Chris Robison, Mike Mader, Chris Donnelly

Guys, Miss Demeanor never forgets her accomplice.

We carry a cool line of T’s made of recycled materials.

Open Daily at 10am 223 Jackson Street, Cape May N.J. (Across from Swain’s) Free 15 Minute Parking around back!

609-770-7613

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ALL IRISH IMPORTS 401 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-4484 www.allirishimports.com

Right across from Collier’s Liquor Store (which, appropriately, is a big green building).

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits. See their ladies capes, hats and scarves including cabbie caps.

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ANTIQUES EMPORIA 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-3332

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines, books and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to finish off an outfit with style.

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MondayFriday 11-4, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 10-4.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS 542 New England Road Cape May (609) 884-0563 www.bayspringsalpacas.com

Down New England Road – the northern tip of the island – on your way to Higbee Beach.

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

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BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY 109 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 898-8871 www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

On Sunset Boulevard, just west of the intersection of Broadway and Sunset.

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

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CAPE ISLAND HOME & GARDEN 720 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-4210

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

Cape Island Home and Garden is the one-stop shop for all your landscaping needs: from potted plants and lawn ornaments to advice on coping with that sandy soil.

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CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY 701 East Lake Drive Cape May Point (609) 884-2736 www.birdcapemay.org

Follow Sunset Boulevard out to Lighthouse Avenue, turn left and the CMBO is on your right.

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET 110 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3630 www.capemaylinen.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard in West Cape May.

Their hand-picked deals and oldfashioned service keep customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons and tablecloths to linen by the yard. You’re sure to find it here.

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CAPE MAY SANDAL SHOPPE 108 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 898-3547 www.capemaysandals.com

Right off the Washington Street Mall by Happy Baby Boutique and Louisa’s Café.

This is way more than a sandal shop.

They have a wide and varied selection of jewelry, bags, T-shirts and fashion accessories. And they stock sandals in every shape, size, and style you could ever possibly hope to find.

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CAPE MAY WICKER 203 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-1849

On Sunset Boulevard just past the Shell gas station and Chattel House Village.

Wicker furniture has a classic appeal that looks good indoors and out, and compliments any aesthetic. If you’re in the market for the best selection of wicker furniture on the island, look no further than Cape May Wicker.

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CAPE WINDS FLORIST 860 Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-1865 www.capemayflowers.com

On Broadway just before the windowless, brown Verizon building as you leave town.

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience.

They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

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It’s the final days for the

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HE Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart, and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us.

Dear Answer Lady I live in Cape May, my sister lives in Philly. Occasionally we get together for a girls’ weekend, just the two of us.

Sometimes it’s New York, sometimes we’ll do a Phillies game, or sometimes she’ll come to Cape May. We’ve been keeping these weekends on the down-low for the past couple of years, because if we mention them to our parents or other siblings, they immediately invite themselves. We’re not an especially close family, and my sister and I really enjoy our time alone together. How can we protect it without feeling guilty? – Sneaky Sister Dear Sneaky Ah, “guilt” and “family” – they go together like peanut butter and jelly, do they not? They say that we can pick our friends, but not our family (and then it kind

of devolves into something about picking noses, but the Answer Lady digresses).

Family-wise, we’re stuck with whatever we get. So if we happen to have a family member who is also a friend, it’s a blessing, not something to feel guilty about.

The Answer Lady is assuming that you and your sister are not using this time together to post junior-high-school-era pictures of your family members on awkwardfamilyphotos.com. Quality time with the rest of your family is still a priority, and don’t

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Dear Answer Lady I am married with three kids, and my sister is a child-free newlywed. She recently adopted a dog and named it after my eldest!

I don’t know whether to be flattered or insulted. – Sibling Silliness Dear Silly The Answer Lady thinks that’s what you get for naming your daughter Spot. She jests, of course. Assuming that you have a decent relationship with your sister, and, more importantly, that your daughter isn’t upset about this, I wouldn’t make an issue of it. Or, you could adopt a dog and name it after her husband – that’ll fix her.

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CAROLINE BOUTIQUE Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-5055

On Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Streets, right behind the mall.

Located in a cute cedar shake cottage, Caroline’s feature beautiful contemporary clothing and accessories.

Ask about the great line of Michael Stars T-shirts in great colors and comfortable fabric.

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COHWEN’S INK EMPORIUM 1210 Bayshore Road Villas (609) 886-7767 www.cohwensinkemporium.com

Bayshore Road and East Bates Street in Villas.

Cohwen J. Allen opened Cohwen’s Ink Emporium after 13 years of experience in the field. It is Cape May’s only five-star-rated body art studio. They specialize in freehand custom designs, cover-ups and repairs.

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DESATNICK’S Cape May (609) 884-2545 www.desatnicks.com

You can reach DeSatnick’s right in your home by picking up the phone.

This family-owned and operated business offers the final accessory for every room: window treatments.

The styles and variety offered by DeSatnick’s is beyond compare.

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EXIT ZERO 109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May (609) 770-8479 www.exitzero.us

In the illustrious Chattel House Village on Sunset Boulevard, across from the Shell gas station.

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

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FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP 315 Ocean Street Cape May Washington Commons (609) 898-8080

In Celebration Mall, right next to Acme on Ocean Street.

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation.

Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert.

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FLYING FISH 130 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-2760 www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard.

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, offbeat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

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GAIL PIERSON GALLERY 658 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-2585 www.gailpiersongallery.com

On Washington Street across from City Hall.

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

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GOOD SCENTS 327 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-0014 www.sensia.com

On Carpenter’s Lane at the corner of Jackson Street.

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

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Cool, organic and fun baby clothes.

They specialize in hand-crafted and artisanal products made in the beauitful USA.

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Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

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Image: Sheet Music ©2009 Matt Lively, 18 x18 oil on canvas.

Matt Lively | Floating Room Paintings on exhibit through November 27

Welcome to the Cape May Jazz Festivaland Join us in the Gallery for the exhibition of Matt Lively’s bold and imaginative paintings. Matt Lively is an internationally acclaimed artist, from Richmond VA. Lively’s paintings, drawings and prints are intelligently designed, whimsical and fun. Inspired by everyday objects, Lively transforms the familiar with movement, color and unique personality.

In the heart of the historic district, the Gail Pierson Gallery is a fresh take – showcasing the work of artists of varying styles, in a charming downtown setting. The Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.

This holiday season we welcome residents and visitors to a calendar of receptions and events, with opportunities to meet the artists, hear live jazz, enjoy good food. Come to see us and join our mailing list.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May. Winter Hours: Daily 10 am – 5 pm. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

HAPPY BABY 106 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-5922

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Jackson Street.

HENRY’S FINE JEWELRY 407 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-0334

Right in the middle of the Washington Street Mall.

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Open Daily at 10am

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ITALIAN GARDEN 510 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-2300

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Carpenter’s Lane.

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, an exclusive botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

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KATE’S FLOWER SHOP 600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-6181 www.katesflowershop.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, really close to Seaside Cheese Company.

Strangely enough, they sell flowers!

But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements.

They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

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LOVE THE COOK 404 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-9292 www.lovethecook.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

More spices, oils, sauces, mustards, herbs, fresh coffees and salad dressing than you can shake a spoon at (they have those too). Among the gadgets are Hot Spots – silicone pads that act as trivets – hot pads and jar openers.

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MARY ANN’S JEWELRY 511 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 898-8786

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches.

Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

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MISS DEMEANOR 223 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 770-7613

Across from Swain’s Ace Hardware and the store formerly known as Wawa.

A boutique featuring clothing and accessories by up-and-coming designers. And for guys, there’s a great line of T-shirts made of recycled materials

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ORIGINAL FUDGE KITCHEN 513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach Avenue Cape May 800-23-FUDGE www.fudgekitchens.com

On the Washington Street Mall and beachfront on the promenade.

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Their $1.29 frozen custard cones are back, so go try one today!

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OUT OF THE PAST ANTIQUES 394 Myrtle Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3357 www.outofthepastantiques.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Lovely surprises everywhere – a tea set from the 1920s, a cylinder from a turn-of-the-century Edison phonograph or a Wallace Nutting hand-colored photograph. Keep coming back because the selection changes.

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PAT JACKSON JEWELERS 414 Bank Street Cape May (609) 884-0323 www.patjacksonjewelers.com

On Bank Street next to 410 Bank Street restaurant.

Pat Jackson has been designing jewelry since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction.

Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

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PATRICIA RAINEY STUDIOS 1325 Emerson Avenue North Cape May (609) 886-4863 www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Patricia operates her studio in North Cape May. Call for information on when you can visit.

Patricia is a self-taught artist who paints beautiful oils and watercolors that you’ll see on posters, prints and on postcards all over town. Patricia has painted some of the most inspiring buildings in historic Cape May.

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PINK 33 Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-1113

Inside the Pink House on Perry Street, right across from Congress Hall.

An exciting women’s store brought to you by sisters Jen and Julie, who also run Victorious, located in Congress Hall. You’ll find classy tops, dresses, denim, bottoms, linens, jewelry, handbags and shoes.

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“North Cape®” outdoor wicker and wicker bedroom furniture.

Also, candles, seasonal decorations, cushions, souvenirs.

HOME FASHION AND FUN 109 Sunset,West Cape May • 884-5330

Beach and nautical décor and gifts. Fun one of a kind items, and unique children’s toys.

THE BEST DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF SHOPPING! 26” tall lighted, Hallmark brand tree with 30 lights, and heavy wood base.

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STITCH BY STITCH 315 Ocean Street, Unit 9 Washington Commons Cape May (609) 898-9606/866-563-5399 www.stitchbystitchcapemay.com

Washington Commons is the collection of stores across Ocean Street from the mall.

Your HQ for Cape May and Victorian cross-stitch and needlework designs.

No matter whether you are a novice or an expert, you will find project ideas and supplies to please you. There is also a full-service framing department.

Call for details.

Call for details.

SUNSET BEACH GIFT SHOPS Sunset Boulevard Cape May Point (609) 884-7079 www.sunsetbeachnj.com

At the very end of beautiful Sunset Boulevard at Sunset Beach.

Featuring specialty foods, bath and body products, shells, minerals, jewelry, candy, clothing and so much more.

Sunset Beach have a great collection of fun Cape May souvenirs that stand out from the crowd of standard gifts.

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SWAIN’S 305 Jackson Street Cape May (609) 884-8578

On Jackson Street just before it runs into West Perry Street.

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They carry bath products, cleaning products, paint, tools and any hardware you could ever need. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

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TEA BY THE SEA 405 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 898-4TEA www.teaincapemay.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes. Choose from 12 flavors.

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TOMMY’S FOLLY 251 Beach Avenue, Congress Hall Cape May (609) 884-6522 www.congresshall.com

Within the massive yellow building that is Cape May’s historic Congress Hall.

This is not your ordinary gift shop.

Tommy’s Folly have everything from paninis and coffee to jewelry, clothing and even a little, blue stuffed pig.

Really, you’ll struggle to figure out what they DON’T have.

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VICTORIOUS 251 Beach Avenue, Congress Hall Cape May (609) 898-1777 www.victoriousantiques.com

In Congress Hall and also available in the Pink House on Perry Street.

Victorious have stylish goodies like Hobo handbags, sweet clutches and a wide variety of accessories to choose from. Their specialty is antique wedding bands and engagement rings.

A great place to browse.

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WEDDINGS BY THE SEA 139 North Broadway West Cape May (609) 884-7900/866-459-7900 www.wedding-bythesea.com

Right on Broadway in West Cape May, they’ll be on your left on your way into town.

If you want to get married in Cape May, visit Weddings by the Sea. They have all the know-how: the ability to help you plan and every accessory you’ll need.

Their sand-pouring unity sets are the latest hit at local weddings.

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WEST END GARAGE 484 West Perry Street Cape May (609) 770-8261 www.thewestendgarage.com

Across West Perry Street from CVS.

A hip and classy new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NY or Philly right in downtown Cape May.

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WHALE’S TALE 312 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-4808 www.whaletalecapemay.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

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ZOO COMPANY 421 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-8181

In the Centre City Mall on the Washington Street Mall.

For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine.

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Exit Zero Goes On Vacation... Yee-Haw!

Leslie, Rob and Ethan Sorbara took “Exit Zero” to Wyoming

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Mike Johns, Chuck Mattews, Bump Mattews, Anthony Edwardi

MAGGIE AND PIPER SAY: “Yup, it’s a dog’s life. We’re looking for you at the garden center. All fall plants are available.

Pumpkins, Gourds and Scary Scarecrows too!

Don’t forget to call our mom and schedule your fall cleanups. Woof, Woof ”

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Jamie Peterson, Glenn Reagan, Dan McVey, Dino Velli

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Activity Of The Week

A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Treasure-hunting at the West End Garage.

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DON’T need an excuse to go shopping, but if I did, Ladies Night at the West End Garage would be it.

I already love this combination retail and gallery space, which opened in West Cape May in 2009. Add music, food, a fashion show and wine – with my sister Tara, a West End vendor, pouring – and I’m there!

Unusual finds abound at the West End Garage, so the Ladies Night menu, featuring cauliflower white chocolate soup from the Ebbitt Room, fit right in. Even without the wine, the funky vibe this unusual space invites you to linger. Where else can you find a T-shirt to last a season, art to hang on your wall for life, and furniture to pass on to the next generation?

In front, the Artists’ Cooperative showcases the work of 28 local artists, in materials ranging from beach glass to gourds. To the rear, vendors offer new items, antiques and collectibles. The shoppers are equally diverse – I bought a natural sponge to pamper my skin, and the next shopper picked one like it for her science project.

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Holiday shopping? Consider affordable ornaments, jewelry, or photographs. Need a gift for a teacher or co-worker? You’ll find it here. Antiques aficionados will find a wide range of periods to choose from.

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Pondering is part of the fun, but if you see something you really like, don’t hesitate.

Most of these are one-of-a-kind pieces, so when they are gone, that’s it. I saw one disappointed shopper clinging to a surprised vendor, wailing about the sold sign on “her” table. The artwork is unique, too, so commit when you fall in love with a piece you can afford. You’ll find something new every time you visit.

The West End Garage has no highpressure sales force – you can wander at your leisure, and volunteers periodically check in with you and offer to hold your items at the check out. Prices range from pocket change to platinum card – there truly is something for everyone at the West End Garage.

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Image: Closing Time. 20” x 20”. Oil on linen. © 2010 Nancy Tankersley.

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The Dating Column

Stella Dixon’s take on romance at the shore – where the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

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GOOD story is important to me. When I was a little girl, I thought I might lock eyes with the man of my dreams across the passion fruit display at the grocery market (“Passion from the very beginning!”). Better yet, my overzealous serve might put a tennis ball through the windshield of his new pick-up truck. (“And that, dear friends, is why we’ll be having a tennis-themed wedding!”). Never, in all my Disney-induced dreams, did I foresee a cyber-space romance.

Love at first sight? Maybe. Love at first click?

Definitely not.

Nevertheless, an eHarmony commercial can look appealing during a crisp Cape May fall. There are few men – young, straight, available ones – here to begin with. Those who stick around through the off-season are often content blowing unemployment checks on beer pong. At a recent party (on a Tuesday night, no less), I watched the loser of a tequila-chugging contest squirt lime juice into his own eye, while men on the other side of the room launched a hacky-sack at each other’s crotches. On the couch with the puppy I’d rescued from the

chugging contest, I commiserated over our shared geographic misfortune and the time I’d wasted shaving my legs – 29 dimensions of compatibility, and I end up with the dog.

In the throes of a quarter-life crisis, I created a profile on Plenty of Fish, a dating website that’s free of charge (which only means a higher concentration of couch potatoes). I checked boxes reading strongly agree, somewhat agree, and totally disagree next to statements like: I enjoy being the life of the party, and I sure am

an adventurous eater. The next day, I had messages from FranktheTank and JerzyHomeboy.

Goodguy36 asked to meet me, but only if I could swear my allegiance to the Philadelphia Eagles. Perfect4U asked what kind of salsa I like. I received two electronic roses, three requests for an “intimate encounter,” and only one promising e-mail. The note was from Jeremy2, a six-foot tall gentleman, according to his profile, who enjoys writing and coaching little league. Reluctantly, I agreed to a date.

Unfortunately, the bachelor’s degree Jeremy2 had during mini-golf became an associate’s on the boardwalk. He was 27 on the Ferris wheel, and a year older on the log flume. Even his dog, who was Zoe at the ice cream shop, became Chloe on the ride home. I deactivated my Plenty of Fish account and told Jeremy2 not to call me again.

I do know people who’ve found healthy relationships online, and that’s wonderful. But I am no digital damsel in distress, at least not yet. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but there’s nothing wrong with swimming alone.

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The Big Exit Zero Guide To Health And Beauty Treatments

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Friday, October 1: Girls’ Night Out At West End Garage

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The Movie Column

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Tom Sims, Director of the Cape May Film Festival, previews “Sneakers & Soul”

HE Saturday night feature presentation has been selected for this year’s Cape May Film Festival, and it is a homecoming of sorts. Sneakers & Soul was directed by Jon Zelenak (whose mother is Cape May’s Superintendent of Schools) and much of the film was shot here in Cape May! Yes, you may spot a more than one local in a scene right at the beginning.

“No matter what you do in life, always have a perfect bed and a comfortable pair of shoes, because when you’re not in one, you’re in the other.” So goes the credo of Johnnyboy Bailey’s late father, Murray, a man whose passion for life and love for adventure was an inspiration to all. It is also the credo that has haunted Johnny-boy, an overworked and under-enthused lawyer from South Jersey who finds himself trapped in a routine as dull as the black loafers he spends every day in. When Johnny-boy inherits a pair of blue sneakers and a key to a mysterious New York City apartment from his father, he is given a chance to find a new direction for himself and live up to his father’s legacy.

Screenshot from “Sneakers & Soul,” the Saturday night feature at this year’s festival.

With his best friend, Ace, by his side Johnny-boy slips on the sneakers and the two embark on foot for a journey spanning the state of New Jersey to the Big Apple. It’s a trip that will not only bring them to the brink of friendship, but also give them a chance to rediscover the connections that matter most in this world.

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Among the features being presented we are also screening See What I’m Saying, a film about deaf entertainers that is engaging and heart-warming. We will also have a matinee screening of Standing Ovation, a film for tweeners that was shot here in Cape May and Wildwood. You can see reviews for both of these films in the archives of this column or at www.capemayfilm.org.

For two free weekend passes, be the first to answer the following simple trivia question by emailing capemayfilm@hotmail. com. We have had a number of celebrities as guests of the Film Festival. Name the first big celebrity we hosted! Remember to join us at the Festival, October 22-24, exclusively at the Chalfonte Hotel.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

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#52: The Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts has opened the restored World War II Lookout Tower

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Rock On In Support Of The Arts ADVERTISING FEATURE

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HE BIG news for this month is the Rock ’N’ Roll Sunday Brunch featuring bellinis, bloody marys and the Beatles on Sunday, October 17 at 11am outside in the courtyard of the Robert Shackleton Playhouse, home of Cape May Stage. There will be delicious dishes, drinks and desserts and live music by Acoustic Mayhem to entertain the guests. Twelve karaoke singers will sing Beatles songs and there will be a top-secret, live auction item as well as a 50/50 raffle. Tickets are $65 and will benefit Cape May Stage’s high production values for 2010. So “Come Together” and support Cape May Stage at a really fun event.

Topdog/Underdog will close on October 23 and PNC Arts Alive is sponsoring a “PayWhat-You-Can” night on October 15. Cape May Stage is in an elite group of arts organizations that the PNC Foundation judged to be worthy of their support. The bank pays the difference of whatever a patron can afford so that top quality theatre is accessible to everyone. Part of the mission of PNC Arts Alive is to engage audiences in new ways. Cape May Stage shares that mission as we reach out to new audiences.

Topdog/Underdog is taught at universities across the nation and younger theatre-goers have identified this production as the one they are most interested in seeing.

Cape May Stage is emerging as an important regional theatre that produces the highest quality productions of important plays. Topdog/Underdog portrays characters that are unlike anyone you are likely to meet in Cape May. That is part of the reason that the theatre has chosen to produce this play. The fact that

the play won the Tony Award for Best Play as well as the Pulitzer Prize, and the author received a MacArthur Genius Grant confirms that many people have celebrated the raw poetry in this text. Moreover, the theme of sibling rivalry goes back to Cain and Abel. Added to this mix is the historical context of race relations and who is on top and who is on the bottom so that the play is a stunning examination of American culture in the twenty-first century.

It must be seen by any serious theatre-goer.

The language in the play is profane, but it would be false if the language were anything else.

Jed Reynolds and Stephen Rider have received accolades about their performances both in Los Angeles and in Cape May. The director is James Reynolds who plays Abe Carver on Days of our Lives. James Reynolds and his cast leapt at the opportunity to explore this challenging text and gave up far more lucrative offers to share this work here in Cape May. Their commitment and generosity is what keeps Cape May Stage in the forefront of American theatres.

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The Cape May Crossword

None of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle created by us! By Dan Mathers.

SO YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword are all related to the theme of this weeks issue, which is cats and dogs. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us.

ACROSS 4. The criminals always think they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for some meddling kids and this lovable dog.

6. This wise-cracking, comic-strip cat is constantly annoying the milkman, manager of the fish store and the owner of his house, Mr. Nutmeg.

8. This 1956 children’s novel by Fred Gipson tells the story of a beloved, yellow dog who contracts rabies.

15. This German Shepherd, found in France during WWI, spawned a successful legacy lasting into a ‘90s TV series about a “K9 Cop.” 16. This Walt Disney Animated Classic tells the story of an unlikely pair of friends, a red fox named Todd and a hound dog named Copper.

18. This 2008 film with Owen Wilson and Jennifer Anniston features a lovable but unruly yellow lab.

20. John Travolta and Miley Cyrus lend their voices to this 2008 computer-animated film about a dog who thinks he’s a superhero.

21. A successful film series was based around

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this shaggy-haired mutt becoming a hero after helping find two kidnapped children.

22. There’s no need to fear, this superhero pup is here.

23. Alice encountered this mystic and mischievous cat during her adventures in Wonderland.

9. This animated movie tells the story of a wealthy Cocker Spaniel who falls for a stray mutt.

DOWN 1. This Dr. Seuss tale features a feline in a tall, red-and-white head covering who wreaks havoc during a rainy day.

2. He was Dorothy’s pet and accompanied her on her trip down the yellow-brick road.

3. Don’t have a car? No problem, just catch a ride on one of these.

5. In this movie, a dog becomes the target of an evil scientist… need another hint? The dog was a St. Bernard named after a famous composer.

7. A family of rich cats are kidnapped by the butler in an effort to steal their inheritance in this Walt Disney Animated Classic.

12. He was the proud papa of set of Dalmatians that quickly grew to a total of 99 pups after they are rescued from a cruel villainess.

10. This oddly colored dog who grew to tremendous heights due to the love of his owner Emily Elizabeth.

11. He is fat, sarcastic, orange and loves lasagna.

13. This 1989 movie features Tom Hanks as a neat freak detective who’s stuck with a drooling, poorly behaved pooch.

14. Shadow, Chance and Sassy are on a crosscountry journey to reunite with their family in this 1993 Disney film.

17. This 2000 film about a lonely Mississippi boy and his terrier was based on the bestselling memoir of Willie Morris.

19. This loyal collie appeared in a novel, several feature films and a long-running television series.

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35 Great Things To Do In Cool Cape May

Think you’ve seen Cape May? Think again. Consult our list for some fresh ideas.

1. Cape May-Lewes Ferry Take a trip over to Lewes, Delaware, a quaint seaside town. Then make sure you explore bustling Rehoboth Beach, the Fenwick Island Lighthouse or Cape Henlopen State Park. You can also take advantage of the tax-free shopping at the outlets. Or just enjoy the quiet and vastness of the bay on the deck of the ferry as you watch for dolphins. For more information or to book a reservation, call 800-64-FERRY or visit capemaylewesferry.com.

2. Whale and Dolphin Watching Dolphins are fairly common in the waters off Cape May, but it’s still a joy to see them. Cape May Whale & Dolphin Watch and Research Center offers you the best chance to see them up close. You might even see a whale. Tours take off at Wilson Avenue. You can see it on your left as you cross the small bridge before the Lobster House on your way out of town. For information, call (609) 898-0055 or visit www.capemaywhalewatch. com.

3. Cape May Family Treasure Hunt* Explore Cape May and uncover its architectural elements from a kid’s perspective. Packet includes a clue sheet and map that will take you on a self-guided discovery tour. Packets for the family are $5.

4. Antiquing For a different kind of treasure hunt, check out the amazing variety of antique shops that are available

in Cape May – just don’t get disheartened when you see your favorite childhood toy selling for $100. Here are some treasure troves (all 609 area code): Antiques Emporia, 405 West Perry Street (898-3332), Bridgetowne Antiques, Broadway and Mechanic (884-8107), Out of The Past Antiques, 394 Myrtle Avenue, corner of Perry (884-3357), Cape May Antique Center, 1228 Route 109 (898-4449).

5. Cape May Lighthouse, Oil House, Museum Shop* The structure, built in 1859, has 199 steps leading to the watch gallery with a panoramic view of the Jersey Cape, Delaware Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. Admission to the Visitors’ Orientation Center and the ground floor of the Lighthouse is free. Tower admission is $7 for adults and $3 for children.

6. Bay Springs Alpaca Farm This one’s hard to believe, but Cape May has an alpaca farm. Near the end of beautiful New England Road, Warren and Barbara Nuessle live what they call the “alpaca lifestyle” – quiet and simple. Visit them between 10am and 4pm on Saturdays and Sundays and see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, or shop at their store which carries many alpaca-related items (forget wool; go with an alpaca sweater this winter!)

And don’t forget to greet the grazing alpaca – they make it all possible. Call (609) 884-0563.

7. World War II Lookout Tower Museum* Fire Control Tower No. 23 on Sunset Boulevard is New Jersey’s last World War II tower, part of the

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8. Sixth Annual Cape May Designer Show House* The region’s top designers and suppliers transform the first floor and grounds of the Fairthorne Cottage, on the corner of Ocean and Hughes, into Cape May’s sixth annual Designer Show House. Self-guided tours can be combined with lunch and dinner packages and special events. The house will be open daily from 1pm to 4pm and Sundays to Fridays from 7pm to 9pm. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children.

9. Aviation Museum The Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum, a few minutes north of town, has a wonderful collection of planes and helicopters set in a building which, at its peak during World War II, accommodated 222 planes and 17,000 takeoffs and landings per month.

Young or old, the awe of flight inspires the same rush you feel when you’re miles above land. The museum is open daily from 9am-5pm. Across the road is another must-see, the Vietnam Memorial Museum,

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35 Great Things To Do ? From Page 99 which features a special garden commemorating the 21 fallen soldiers from Cape May County. Call (609) 886-8787 .

10. Emlen Physick Estate Tour* With its new theme for 2010, “On the Town: Dining Out and Entertainment During the 19th Century,” a tour of the Emlen Physick Estate, Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, is sure to be an entertaining experience that will delight adults and childrean alike. Tours cost $10 for adults and $5 for children.

11. Cape May County Zoo How much would you expect to pay to see 200 species and a total of 550 animals from around the world?

Unless you guessed $0, you’re way off, because the Cape May County Zoo offers free admission to their park and zoo. The zoo features a reptile room, world of birds and an African Savanna on its 80-acre property. Open daily from 10am-4:45pm, the zoo is just off Exit 11 on the Parkway. Donations at the entrance are appreciated. Call (609) 465-5271 for more information.

12. Historic District Walking Tour* Designed for those who like history up-close and in detail, this tour features knowledgeable guides who will lead a stroll down the streets of Cape May’s Historic District. Tours are offered Sundays and Wednesdays at 10am. $10 for adults, $5 for children.

13. Keeper’s on Duty* This informational session is the perfect prelude to a climb of the Cape May Lighthouse. Learn the historic beacon’s story, as told by one of the current keepers at

the Education Center in Cape May Point State Park.

All Keeper’s on Duty sessions are free and open to the public, and will be offered Sundays at 11:30am.

14. Sunset Beach Follow Sunset Boulevard until it ends, then watch the sun sink beyond the jutting concrete ship. Grab some food at the Grill, or enjoy the incredible deals in the gift shop. There’s also a long beach strewn with Cape May “diamonds.” You can even play mini-golf!

15. Self-Guided Audio Tour of Cape May* Discover the Historic District of Victorian Cape May at your own pace with Acoustiguide Inform handheld units. The $10 tour package comes complete with a map of 96 historic buildings on 69 sites. To start off on your tour, stop by the Hill House, at 1048 Washington Street (The Emlen Physick Estate), from 9am-2:30pm.

16. Murder at the Physick Estate* A crime has been committed at the Emlen Physick Estate on Washington Street. Interact with a cast of suspicious characters, look for clues and try to solve the mystery inside the Estate. Afterwards, meet with your evening’s performers over dessert. Crimes are committed Mondays and Wednesdays at 8:30pm.

Admission is $25 for adults and $20 for children.

17. Carriage Ride Forget about the car, bike or your own two feet; let the clip-clop of a horse’s trot guide you through the town in style. Taking a carriage is a historic and romantic way to see the town. Besides, it beats parking. Cape May Carriage Company is based at Ocean and Washington. Call (609) 884-4466 to set up a ride.

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19. Local Wineries You might not know this, but southern Jersey is emerging as a serious wine-growing region. Cape May Winery, on Townbank Road, has wine tours from 3-5pm on Saturdays for $20 a person. Hawk Haven Vineyard and Winery in Rio Grande have a beautiful wine bar and offer tastings and food pairings. Turdo Vineyards is yet another option. They have 12 varieties of wine, and give tours Friday through Sunday.

Call (609) 884-1169 for Cape May Winery or visit www. capemaywinery.com. Call (609) 846-7347 for Hawk Haven or visit www.Hawkhavenvineyard.com. Call (609) 884-5591 for Turdo Vineyards, or visit www.turdovineyards.com.

20. Carriage House Tearoom and Café * The Carriage House features a tea luncheon of sandwiches, salads, soups, breads, pastries and beverages. There is also an elegant afternoon tea option composed of finger sandwiches, pastries, scones and beverages. The café menu offers heartier fare with a selection of entrée salads, soups, sandwiches and wraps. Carriage House Tearoom and Café is on the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate, at 1048 Washington Street.

21. Golf Cape May National Golf Club has “three of the best holes in New Jersey” according to The Jersey Golfer and is nestled in 50 acres of private bird sanctuary. Visit

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35 Great Things To Do ? From Page 100 Cape May National at www.cmngc.com or call 609-8841563. But, if it’s your wedge that needs some work, Cape May Par 3 will let you play 18 holes for just $14.95. No bag? No problem. Cape May Par 3 rents clubs for just $1. Visit them at www.capemaypar3.com or call (609) 889-2600.

22. Nature Trails Next to the lighthouse in the Cape May Point State Park are several trails weaving through ponds, dunes, and marsh. Most of the trails have wooden walkways.

Even on the longest trails, breathtaking scenes in a tranquil setting will make you wish it were longer.

23. Tennis The William J. Moore Tennis Club – named after the first black (as well as the oldest) tennis pro in America – rents rackets, balls, and courts. It’s located next to the Physick Estate and there are always a variety of local characters up for a game. The courts are open daily for just $10 per hour and a half. Call (609) 884-8986.

24. Fishing Cape May is one of the busiest commercial fishing ports in the US. The sport fishing is big business, too... AND lots of fun. South Jersey Marina boasts the Murderer’s Row, a top-notch selection of boats with crews who know these waters better than anyone. Try the experienced team of Stalker Sport Fishing (2319611) or the Miss Chris fleet (884-3939). For all your bait and tackle needs, stop by Jim’s Bait and Tackle on Route 109 by the harbor (884-3900).

25. Cape May by Moonlight Trolley Ride* Take a romantic ride through the moonlit streets of Cape May and listen to your guide weave tales of Victorian romance. Tours run Saturdays and Sundays at 9pm and Mondays and Wednesdays at 9:15pm. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

26. Combination Trolley/Physick Estate Tours* Hop aboard this guided tour of Cape May’s Historic District, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street. Tours are offered daily, times vary. $18 for adults, $9 for children.

27. Ghosts of Cape May Trolley Tour* A 45-minute evening ride through the streets of Cape May with a guide who relates the paranormal findings of Ghost Writer Craig McManus. Tours are offered daily, times vary. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

28. Ghosts of the Lighthouse Trolley Tour* Travel the ghostly path that leads to the lighthouse, and listen along the way to the ghost tales unearthed by psychic medium Craig McManus. Climb to the top or stay below. Tours run Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:15pm and 8:45pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children.

29. Graveyards of the Deep Trolley Tour* The Cape’s maritime history is full of shipwrecks, legends, and lore. Hear it all on a 45-minute guided tour.

Fridays at 9pm, Sundays at 8pm, and Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:30pm. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

30. Historic District Trolley Tours* Get acquainted with Cape May on a trolley tour as knowledgeable guides present entertaining stories.

Daily, times vary. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

31. Historic Haunts Combo Tour* Take this trolley tour of Cape May’s Victorian resi-

dences, reputed to host more than just the living. Then it’s a guided tour of the Physick Estate with a discussion of Victorian spiritualism. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7:15pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children.

32. Mansions by the Sea Trolley Tour* Featuring a century of beachfront development, from Victorian cottages to the most up-to-date homes. It includes some of the most magnificent structures in Cape May. Tours run Mondays through Saturdays from June 18 at 10:45am. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

33. Tales Around Town Trolley Ride* The whole family will be entertained with this interactive performance featuring delightful tales from Cape May’s history. Offered during the afternoons on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays and in the evenings on Saturdays. $10 for adults, $7 for children.

34. Welcome to Cape May Trolley Tour* Discover points of interest, activities and special events sponsored by non-profit groups – it’s a perfect introduction to town. Offered daily, times vary. Tickets are $10 for adults and $7 for children.

35. World War II Trolley Tour* A two-hour tour of the coastal fortifications at Cape May Point, such as Battery 223 and Fire Control Tower No. 23, the Cape May Canal and the Naval Air Station Wildwood Aviation Museum. Offered Wednesdays at 12:30pm. $20 for adults, $15 for children. *For more information, call the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts and Humanities at (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org. Trolley tickets can be purchased at the Information Booth on the Washington Street Mall, and tours depart across the street.

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The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

RECEIVED an email from a woman asking me about dead f lickers she was finding on the beach. I’m not a dead f licker expert, but few people are.

What’s a f licker?

Oh. Right. Sorry. A f licker is a magnum-sized woodpecker. Properly called Northern Flicker by birders; Colaptes auratus by ornithologists, “FLICKER!” by people standing on the Hawk Watch Platform at Cape May Point State Park when one of the large, golden-winged birds goes rocketing by. Flickers are common breeding birds of park habitat and open, broken woodlands.

Then what were the birds doing on a beach? Nothing. They were dead. Death affects f lickers in much the same way it does other creatures. Even a non-f licker expert like yourself should know that.

Anyway she was disturbed by the number of dead f lickers she’d found washed up on the beach. She wanted to know why so many had chosen to die there.

Like most problems, this one was based on a misrepresentation. In fact, the

birds didn’t choose to die there. They chose to die at sea. They f lew out over the ocean, probably jumping off from New England or Long Island. Ran out of gas. Drowned. The currents and waves ferried them onto the beach where they joined the natural and unnatural f lotsam on the beach.

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meet an untimely death.

Okay. They don’t really run on petroleum distillates. Their “fuel” is the fat the birds store. I was taking literary license.

But the scientific truth is that the foundation of the energy in fat, and gasoline, is the same carbon-to-carbon atom bond whose energetic source is the sun.

The birds were migrating. They went offshore on a good tail wind, got tired, realized that it was a long way to land, then turned into the wind. From there they lost speed, lost headway. Ran out of fuel.

Ditched. Drowned.

Happens to millions and millions of birds every year. The reason this person was finding lots of f lickers was threefold.

First, they are common.

Second, they are migrating now.

Third, being large birds, they don’t get puréed by the waves before they get washed up on shore. They are largely intact and easily identifiable by live f licker experts.

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Bird Droppings ? From Page 103 most f lickers for that matter), just go into old briny and become part of the detritus in the ocean which, in a few million years, might be converted by heat and pressure into oil deposits.

But by that time we’ll all be using ethanol.

You’re stuck on that millions and millions disclosure aren’t you? Every year countless millions of birds f ly offshore and drown. About 90% of all birds born in any year fail to live long enough to breed. Fall migration is the first big cut in the ranks.

You don’t have to be a dead f licker expert to appreciate this: the fact that being a bird is one great, big, colossal challenge. It’s one of the reasons so many people are bird watchers. Every bird they see comes pretty close to a miracle.

One that replicates itself every morning the bird wakes to see the dawn.

Why not stop what you are doing now, and go outside and appreciate a miracle or two?

But before you venture out on your own, you might want to consider stopping by the Cape May Bird Observatory (the CMBO) – THE place for anything to do with nature.

Located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking lovely Lake Lily in Cape May Point, the center is open 9:30-4:30pm every day.

Ask any of our staff – they are always glad to help with anything you need – even things you didn’t know you needed yet. Check out the schedule of daily walks, pick up a free birding map, and while you are there, don’t forget the newest books (including Pete Dunne’s Bayshore Summer, and Birds of Cape May, a beautiful array of photos just released by Kevin Karlson), bird feeders, and some great new and fun merchandise – including our exclusive CMBO logo jewelry, clothing, totes, and more. Take a look at the sightings log or our website to check what’s being seen, pick up a bargain from the vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise, or just browse. If you aren’t fortunate enough to be in the area, visit us online at www.BirdCapeMay. org – where birding Cape May is only a click away – but you won’t get the same experience looking at the pictures on the website as you do standing in the midst of it all!

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Author of several books on and about nature (available at the CMBO) he weaves information, insight and even fantasy into a net that captures minds and hearts. He has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times.

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Ghost Ship

A chilling and compelling new short story by Terry O’Brien (aka Cape May’s Stephen King) Chapter 2: Morey’s Piers

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Mariner’s Landing – May 29, 2010

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LL of Wildwood was abuzz with talk of the mystery ship that had appeared on the shore, seemingly out of nowhere, capturing the imagination of locals and tourists alike. The media crush was over. It ended a few days after the ship’s appearance, after the Philadelphia news stations reported the puzzling facts, and a couple cable news channels (the ones with hosts who always seemed to be yelling at each other) filed brief sound bites to fill the voracious maw of the 24-hour news cycle. Then the media began looking for the next politician with his pants down. Nationally and regionally, the story was over.

Locally, the excitement kept building.

In a stroke of incredibly bad luck, or great fortune, the ship had plowed inland and may have kept going into Rio Grande and Cape May had it not abutted the eastern edge of Mariner’s Landing.

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Mariner’s Landing was one of three amusement piers, along with Surfside Pier and Adventure Pier, owned by the Morey’s Piers Organization. What had started 41 years earlier as one family, one slide and one dream, today was a model of seaside amusements to which all others aspired. The piers, run by brothers Jack and Will Morey, sons of the original slide pioneers, drew over three million people between Memorial Day and Labor Day. Morey’s Piers annually landed on the top of any number of “Best Seaside Parks” lists, and the brothers took very seriously the business of thrilling their guests.

So it was with a sense of great awe and opportunity that they viewed the mystery ship the fates had delivered to their doorstep.

Jack Morey, the public face of the company, had sprung into action the first morning after the ship appeared, contacting first the North Atlantic Paranormal Society to study it, then the business office to discuss charging admission. However, in a fit of goodwill, he decided to let those who wanted to look upon it do so for free. This did not stop him from printing up Ignis Fatuus T-shirts and bumper stickers.

There were even billboards on south Jersey’s busiest highways announcing the big boat. As such, he had been inundated with text messages from friends and colleagues wondering exactly what in the hell an Ignis Fatuus was.

Jack really had no idea, only that the literal translation from the Latin meant “whisper the willows,” and other cursory internet searches mentioned a green, glowing gas from decaying swamps. But the only green Jack cared about was the cash he’d bank on the mystery ship, whose only identifying marks were the words on her hull.

“We can’t find anything,” his risk management guy, Geoff Rogers, had told him after a full three days of inspection.

“Nothing but walls and cots.

Everything else is gone.”

Rogers was not a man prac-

The only green Jack cared about was the cash he’d bank on the mystery ship, whose only identifying marks were the words on her hull. ticed in the art of hyperbole. He left no gray areas or dangling participles open for interpretation. When he said there was nothing left, he meant it.

“Nothing?” Jack had asked, simply unable to accept the fact.

“What did I say?” Geoff retorted. He was one of about three people on Earth who could speak to Jack Morey in such tones, the others being his brother and his late father. Rogers had been with the Morey’s Piers Organization for over 20 years and had watched the amusement entity expand from a few rides on one pier into an empire. He was five feet, seven inches tall but acted six-three and intimidated like a seven-footer. He was the Dikembe Mutombo of risk management assessors, and as such commanded almost as much respect on the Piers as the brothers themselves.

He had led the Morey’s Piers maintenance crew through the ship a dozen times and found only the walls and cots. No mattresses, just the rusty springs of the bunks. The ship had been stripped of anything substantial.

It was downright eerie. So eerie, in fact, that custodial manager Tom Henofer refused a 13th tour of the vessel until he and his men were guaranteed some sort of hazard pay. This is not because Tom and his men were greedy, it was because most of the men, including Tom, were catching a full-blown case of the willies.

Everyone employed at management level and above at Morey’s Piers was required to wear a radio while on the clock; it was an efficient way to relay information among on all three piers in the event of an emergency, a stuck ride, or if someone had lost their lunch on the Nor’easter, one of the fastest coasters on the eastern seaboard. All radioed employees were trained in radio

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 communications, using clipped phrases like, “601 to 702, 10-22 at Mini Scooters.”

However, during the first days of the Ignis Fatuus’ appearance, there was a lot of squawking “What was that?” and “Who’s in here?” and “Did you hear that?”

Almost all of the men who were given eight-hour sleep breaks were unable to sleep. Something about the stillness and silence of the ship had crept into their minds, made them too restless.

After three days of exhausted and spooked men, Geoff and Jack made the decision to call in the professionals: The North Atlantic Paranormal society.

The NAPS first organized a decade earlier in New England as a non-profit, seeking to understand more about the feelings of foreboding that seemed to permeate some places more than others (proximity to old Indian burial grounds or Civil War battlefields seemed to enhance forebodings), and to bridge the gap between paranormal science and “real” science. NAPS founder Farley Barnsworth was a British national who’d taken up residence in the US in the ‘70s and, tired of being mocked by his more mainstream counterparts, set to the task of raising paranormal study from a curiosity to an accepted branch of science.

In almost 30 years of work, at the price of his career and reputation, he had yet to accomplish this lofty goal, despite several tantalizing chances. The general public, raised on Poltergeist and The Ring, did not understand that real paranormal activity was painstakingly incremental and slow.

Action figures did not simply rise up and fly across a room. Rather, a baseball might move six inches in a week; not fantastic, but more valuable as pure science than nine seasons of The X-Files.

The NAPS shed its non-profit status around the time of Y2K hysteria, capitalizing on the irrational fear of the public, and in its first year made enough money chasing ghosts in machines to finance 20 years of research.

Farley felt a little guilty taking advantage of people’s insecurities, but figured there were worse

things he could do. At least he wasn’t on the internet posing as the son of a deposed Nigerian king. He provided a service. No one forced anyone to do anything, so he slept well at night.

In the intervening decade, the NAPS had done well enough to open satellite branches in New York and Philadelphia, each staffed with a select few agents looking for the same thing Farley was after; a little respect.

“I think we can help you,” he had said to Jack two weeks ago upon receiving his call. And within days the NAPS has set up a makeshift headquarters on Mariner’s Landing. The Morey’s generously overpaid their fee, in cash and in advance, and even erected a small office building mere yards from the ship itself.

“If there is something on this ship,” Farley assured him, “my team and I will find it.”

“Good man,” Jack had said.

Farley and his team began immediately scanning the ship, inch by inch, for exactly 16 hours per day. They found nothing.

After two weeks, Farley was summoned into Jack ’s office.

“I understand you and your crew have been unable to find anything of intrinsic value on the ship. Is that right?” Jack asked.

Farley cleared his throat and thrust forth his stiff British upper lip. “That is correct, Mr Morey.

Our instruments have been unable to detect anything out of the ordinary. Aside from her odd, unexplained appearance, there is nothing paranormal here.”

Jack stood and moved from behind the desk. “So, in your professional opinion, there is nothing supernatural about this 1940s-era steamer that has suddenly appeared out of thin air and landed on my mini-golf course?”

Farley could see the disappointment in Jack’s eyes and wished he could give him a different answer, but all he could tell him was, “No sir. Admittedly, her reappearance is difficult to explain; it’s hard to imagine a boat could drift unnoticed on the ocean for seven decades, but the simplest solution is the likeliest solution. Occam’s Razor and all

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that. There is nothing supernatural at work here. I’d stake my reputation as a scientist on it.”

Jack chose not to mention that he knew Barnsworth had no reputation as a scientist. “Well, thank you, Mr Barnsworth…”

“Doctor Barnsworth.”

“Of course, thank you Dr Barnsworth, but under the circumstances I don’t think we’ll need your services any lon…”

Squawk! “Zero-one-one to base.”

Jack and Farley started when the radio on Barnsworth’s collar chirped to life.

“Excuse me,” Farley said and keyed the walkie. “Base to zeroone-one.”

The radio whined with feedback. “Base, we’ve found something you should probably see...”

Soon they were gathered in a circle along with Geoff, Tom Henofer and the NAPS agents.

“Doesn’t look like much,” Jack said as Tom shone a flashlight on the floor.

Tom agreed. “Looks like a hunk of floor to me.”

Farley, knowing the NAPS was on the verge of being booted off the premises, aimed a steady gaze at zero-one-one. “Okay, Robinson. Tell us why we’re here.”

Zero-one-one, known to anyone not on a walkie-talkie, as James Robinson, “J-Ro” to his really close friends, answered, “Here.”

He aimed his flashlight at the floor. “I’m not surprised you can’t see it, especially the amateurs on the maintenance crew…”

Tom growled.

“No offense,” James corrected. “I only meant that they didn’t know what to look for.”

James, a tall AfricanAmerican man of 26, bent his sizeable frame down and aimed the light at a spot on the floor.

“If you look here,” he said as all the others bent to look, “you can see just the slightest discernible difference in the floor.”

“I don’t see it,” Geoff said testily. “And I’ve got things to do.”

James continued, unperturbed. “I know it’s difficult to see with the naked eye. I only

“Somebody hid something here,” Jack said. “And whoever hid it didn’t want it found.” chanced upon it when I walked over this spot with my spectrometer hooked to my belt loop. My meter blipped for just a half-asecond. I dismissed it as background noise, then I remembered the damn thing hadn’t made a peep in two weeks, so I swept the area.”

Farley failed to contain his excitement. “Get to it James.”

James went on. “When I came back I couldn’t find it and almost gave up. Then I figured I didn’t have anything better to do and I was still on the clock, so I crawled. I held my spectrometer right over the floor and crawled.”

He unbelted the spectrometer, pressed a button on the side, and waved it over the metal floor.

“For a long time it did this; nothing,” James said. “Then…”

Beep!

“There.”

“My word,” Farley said.

“Indubitably,” Jack replied, teasing the fussy Englishman.

James continued: “A quick scan revealed a hollow about a foot deep. If you train your eye, you’ll see just the slightest difference in the metal over this area.”

They trained their eyes, and the longer they looked, the more apparent it became.

Jack said, “Someone cut a hole in the floor and covered it.”

“Yes,” James agreed. “But they put the old piece back in upside down. That’s why this patch is rougher than the rest of the floor. Without the spectrometer I would never have found it.

The texture of this square is the only difference.”

Jack surmised, “Somebody hid something in there.”

James shrugged in the darkness. “Makes sense.”

Jack continued, “And whoever hid it didn’t want it found.”

“Now,” Geoff said, “you’ve got my attention.”

Jack turned to Tom. “Get me a torch.”

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CAPE MANOR UNIT 111 CAPE MAY The price has just been reduced on this charming 1 bedroom, 1 bath condo.

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Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Manager of Assorted Necessities: Dan Mathers, dan@exitzero.us (610) 984-2874 Assistant Editor Jon Roth, jon@exitzero.us Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Danielle O’Neal, Jeannie O’Neill Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Richard Hemenway, Amy Wingate, Vivian Montgomery, Marianne McCoy Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Meghan Kunz (local lore), Molly Stone (food) Labeler: Mary Smith Every Wednesday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your mailbox in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 great B&W issues, and four in glorious color! Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe.

DOWNTOWN CAPE MAY Swain’s, Mariah’s, Bath Time, Guardian, Bamboo Shack, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Nest, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Oma’s Doll Shop, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Trade Winds, Primrose, Center For Community Arts.

WASHINGTON STREET MALL The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Cafe Tuscany, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Atlantic Books, Carli’s, Kaleidoscope,

Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents.

WASHINGTON STREET Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers.

BEACHFRONT Sean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette.

COLUMBIA AVENUE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star.

GURNEY/OCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Whiskers, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel.

EAST CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Model Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin.

WEST CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Homestead Real Estate.

SUNSET BOULEVARD Vanthia’s, Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop.

ROUTE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center.

NORTH CAPE MAY Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May– Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary.

OFF THE ISLAND The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards.

VILLAS Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It, Bella Mangiata.

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