Vol. 9, No. 43 - Thursday, December 1, 2011

A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Thursday, December 1, 2011 ¯ Vol. 9, No. 43 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

Burning Off That Turkey Dinner

Indians, pilgrims, and even turkeys trotted through West Cape May for Cape Fitness gym’s annual Thanksgiving day run... more photos inside Aleksey Moryakov

THIS WEEK...

Pucker Up...

It’s The Mistletoe Issue!

“This Wonderful Life” After-Party

Pages 17-22

Jean Abbott’s 70th Birthday Party

Pages 49-61

Hidden Valley Harvest Festival

Pages 27-38

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The Almanac thursdAY December 1 Sunny

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High Temperature: 51 Low Temperature: 38 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 6:59am Sunset: 4:38pm High Tides: 12:24am, 12:37pm Low Tides: 6:11am, 6:54pm

friDAY December 2 Sunny

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High Temperature: 52 Low Temperature: 37 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 7:00am Sunset: 4:38pm High Tides: 1:23am, 1:33pm Low Tides: 7:13am, 7:46pm

SaturDAY December 3 Sunny

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High Temperature: 45 Low Temperature: 38 Chance of Rain: 0% Sunrise: 7:01am Sunset: 4:38pm High Tides: 2:21am, 2:30pm Low Tides: 8:15am, 8:36pm

sunDAY December 4 Sunny

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High Temperature: 51 Low Temperature: 40 Chance of Rain: 10% Sunrise: 7:02am Sunset: 4:38pm High Tides: 3:15am, 3:24pm Low Tides: 9:15am, 9:23pm

monDAY December 5 Some showers

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High Temperature: 50 Low Temperature: 39 Chance of Rain: 30% Sunrise: 7:03am Sunset: 4:38pm High Tides: 4:04am, 4:16pm Low Tides: 10:09am, 10:06pm

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Inside This Issue «The Coffee Break Page................. Page 12

«The Old Fogey ...............................Page 75

«Ramblings from the Editors........ Page 13

«Activity of the Week......................Page 77

«Food & Drink Guide.................... Page 23

«Employee of the Week....................Page 79

«The Contest Page......................... Page 39

«Health & Beauty Guide................Page 80

«Spouty Offy!...................................Page 41

«Adopt an Animal.........................Page 83

«Customer Service...........................Page 51

«Bird Droppings............................Page 89

«Must Haves....................................Page 53

«The Dating Column..................... Page 97

«The Answer Lady........................ Page 69

«Sleeping Around......................... Page 105

«Chance Meetings........................ Page 71

«Homes of the Week......................Page 109

« Cape May Crossword.................. Page 74

«About Exit Zero........................... Page 111

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11/24: Cape Fitness Turkey Trot Through West Cape May

Bill Donahue, Harry F. Sundstrom Jr.

Finisher

Bethany Souza, Heather Hemingway

Running turkey

Theresa Senico

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lunch and dinner daily H sunday brunch cold beer H brick oven pizza holiday parties H catering curbside pickup I’ll b for b e here reakf ast w i t h largest selection How Santa! abou t you of draft beer in cape may ?

Breakfast with Santa Sunday, December 4

1200 Route 109 South • Cape May (609) 884-BONE (2663)

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WEDNESDAY SPECIAL december 7 ONLY Fried SHRIMP PLATTER ...... $5.95 each

Brian, Cookie, Shannon, Lannie, Rumble

Served with French fries or baked potato & coleslaw

FISH MARKET SPECIALS Friday, Dec. 2 tHRU SUNday, dec. 4 fresh, local fluke filet ............................ $6.95/pound shrimp chowder ....................... $5.50/pint

TAKE-OUT SPECIALS FRIDAY, dec. 2 & SATURDAY, dec. 3

hot combo Appetizer Special 2 Deviled Clams, 2 Clams Casino, 2 BBQ Clams, 2 Oysters Rockefeller

$7.95

fried oyster PLATTER Served with Stewed Tomatoes and Mac & Cheese. $10.25 Broiled or Fried

fresh, local fluke filet PLATTER Served with Baked Potato or French Fries & Coleslaw. $9.95

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May

609-884-3064 www.thelobsterhouse.com Call Ahead & We’ll Have It Waiting For You!

Alicia, Tara, Mandee, Lisa, Stacy

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The Best Entertainment Lineup in Town!

Friday, December 2

Saturday, December 3

Evolution

The Loop

Tuesday, December 6

Wednesday, December 8

Terrible Tuesday with Jon K & Mike Dempsey

$2 Miller Lites

Karaoke with Jimmy J

$3 Yuengling & Yuengling Lights

Every Sunday during Football Season! live nfl action on bigscreen tvs 35 Cent Wings & 1/2 Price Cheesesteaks Football specials good at bar only

OPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND!

(609) 884-3459 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May Now Serving Trits!

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Serving Dinner Friday & Saturday Evening from 5:30 NEW YEAR”S EVE Five Course Prix Fix $55, $80 or $100 call to reserve!

Early Dinners 5:30 - 6:15pm

Reserve Now for Special Events!

Happy trotters

Beach Avenue & Howard Street at the Hotel Macomber (609) 884 8811 www.unionparkdiningroom.com

Aleathea’s

at 7 ocean

FALL HOURS Breakfast - Saturday & Sunday Lunch - Saturday Dinner - Friday & Saturday

Webers, Favres, Genaros

aleathea’s parlour, antique & gift shop fall sale: up to 50% off!

7 Ocean Street at the Inn of Cape May 609-884-5555 • innofcapemay.com

Tom Jones, Craig Fitz, Jerry Miller, Frank Ferris

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UPCOMING EVENTS COCKTAILS & SHOPPING DECEMBER 8 • 7PM

Over 15 local vendors- Martini specials Join us for a spectacular “evening out” with the ladies

FAMILY PROMISE CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER ®

9TH ANNUAL FUNDRAISING EVENT DECEMBER 9 • 6PM

Cost of admission is a new, unwrapped gift for The Cape May County Special Services School District or a $5 Donation For Family Promise

COMPLIMENTARY BUFFET & DRINK SPECIALS Lily, Mary, Meg

HAPPY HOUR

3PM TO 7PM (THURSDAY – SUNDAY)

1/2 Price Drafts & Domestic Bottles, Margaritas On The Rocks and House Wine by the Glass $5 FlatBreads During Happy Hour

LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHTS

HOLIDAY GIFT CARD SALE Buy a $25 gift Card, get a free $5 Gift Card Buy a $50 gift Card, get a free $10 Gift Card Buy a $100 gift Card, get a free $25 Gift Card Troop 73

Looking to host a holiday function, family gathering, or just need meeting space? Martini Beach is available, call or email inquiries to: info@CabanasOnTheBeach.com

609-884-4800 At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur Street www.CabanasOnTheBeach.com

www.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach

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“What a wonderful evening. Food was delicious... the specials terrific. Our server was also delightful.

Great location too. We’ ll be coming back very soon. ~ Bill & Tammy S.

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Breakfast Saturday & Sunday from 8am Lunch Daily from 11:30 Dinner Nightly from 5pm

Host Your Holiday Party at Tishas!

For every $50 dollars purchased in gift cards receive an additional $10 dollars!

Packages starting @ $35 per person

Available Friday, Nov. 26 thru Friday Dec. 3

Susi, Quinn and Kai Bithell

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-9119 • www.tishasfinedining.com

Turkey-trotting girls

Serving Dinner from 5pm Friday and Saturday

Early Bird Specials $21.95 from 5:00-5:30

(609) 898-0100

1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May Margaret, Michelle, Terri, Melissa, Glen, Mackenna, Ben, Logan

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The EZ Guide To What’s Going On The who, what, when and where of Cape May’s social scene

Go see Santa (and a few other celebrities) at the West Cape May Christmas Parade this Saturday Friday, December 2 City Tree-Lighting Ceremony If watching the festivities over at the Physick Estate wasn’t enough, here’s your second chance to see a Christmas tree illuminated for the holiday season. Stop by Rotary Park at 7pm to celebrate with the rest of Cape May. Tree-Lighting Ceremony At Congress Hall Head straight from Rotary Park to Congress Hall for another tree-centric event. A choir will perform holiday favorites in a concert before the lighting of the 30-foot Christmas tree on the Grand Lawn. Guest are encouraged to donate non-perishable food or unwrapped new toys for local charities. Concert starts at 8pm, tree is lit at 9pm. For details, call 609-884-8421 Cape May Stage Presents This Wonderful Life This one-man show, based on Frank Capra’s iconic holiday film It’s a Wonderful Life, distills all the best parts of the Christmas favorite.

Watch as Larry Daggett inhabits the roles of George Bailey, Clarence the Angel and more.

The perfect show for the whole family to enjoy. $35 general admission, starts at 8pm. For reservations, call Cape May Stage at 609-884-1341

Saturday, December 3 West Cape May Christmas Parade One of the highlights of the holiday season here in town, the Christmas parade is ready to roll back into our lives this Saturday. Find yourself a comfortable porch on Broadway, or further along the route, keep an eye open for flying candy canes, and enjoy a piece of Americana now in its 46th year. Starts at 5pm.

Christmas Bazaar And Luncheon At The Church Of The Advent Stop by the Parish Hall at 612 Franklin Street between 9am and 2pm for an old-fashioned church fair: there will be crafts, gift bags, baked goods and antiques. Lunch includes homemade soups, chili and sandwiches. For details, call 609-884-3065.

Christmas Candlelight House Tour Enjoy tours of Victorian inns, churches and hotels. Take in carols by candlelight and vintage holiday decorations on this self-guided tour. Guests can also visit the Emlen Physick Estate and Carriage House Gallery. Runs from 5:30 to 8:30pm. Cost is $25 for adults, $20 for children. For details, call 609-884-5404.

Wassail Day At Historic Cold Spring Village Stop by the Village, a short drive from the heart of Cape May, and enjoy the sights and smells of the holiday season. Guests can meet with Father Christmas, shop at the Country Store, and explore historic buildings decorated for the holidays. Admission is free, runs from 11am3pm. Call HCSV at 609-898-2300.

Sunday, December 4 East Lynne Theater Company Presents Christmas Presents From The Past Gayle Stahlhuth narrates treasured American Christmas stories by authors like O. Henry and Mark Twain. 8:30pm at the First Presbyterian Church. $30. Call East Lynne Theater Company at 609-884-5898 for details.

Monday, December 5 Cape May Stage Presents My Shadow And Me This performance is a family-friendly production about friendship and show business. An actress, a vaudevillian, and a puppet come together to create a 90-minute musical review bound to inspire. Tickets are $20 for adults, $10 for kids, starts at 8pm. Call 609-884-1341.

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Jesse Buccafusco, Jon Zelenak

Lilie Wilson, Grandmom

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Harry F. Sundstrom Jr., Suzie Sambenedetto

Chuck, AnnMarie

Jen Sanders, Theresa Senico

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A full-course meal including house salad, entree and two sides. Served Sunday through Friday.

AMERICAN STEAK & SEAFOOD HOUSE

Featuring Hand-cut Steaks, Fresh Local Seafood, & International Beers-on-tap Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey • 609-889-2000

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Tasting Room Hours: Daily Noon-5pm Winery Tours - Saturday at 3 pm (call for reservations)

The Favres and the Vendettas

December 10 th wine releases: Isaac Smith Port & Cape May Temptation (apple dessert wine) Chardonnay * Merlot * Syrah Pinot Grigio * Riesling Cabernet Sauvignon Blush * Apple Fini * Blanc * Port Gift Certificates & Gift Baskets Holiday Wine Merchandise

Doug, Amy, Jordan, Reilly, Bella, Casey

Holiday Winery Tours added on Fridays December 2, 9 and 16 at 3 pm... call for reservations

The Hicks family

(609) 884-1169 711 Townbank Rd., North Cape May www.capemaywinery.com

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The Police Blotter

SAN ANTONIO, Texas – A mechanic reported that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of a car brought in for an oil change. The car’s owner told police she didn’t realize the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil.

Classic Quotations

A Story From The Past “I’ll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.” Mia, Love Actually “The mistletoe hung in the castle hall, The holly branch shone on the old oak wall.” Thomas Haynes Bayly “Oh, look. We’re under the mistletoe. Well, this is awkward.” Stephen Colbert “A kiss under the mistletoe. You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.” Selina Kyle “But a kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean it.” Bruce Wayne Batman Returns “Ho-ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can see. Somebody waits for you – kiss her once for me.”

Johnny Marks

On September 21, 1775, a battalion of light infantry soldiers from Cape May County was assembled in compliance with a congressional edict. An election was held at Cape May Court House to appoint officers to oversee the battalion and a force of sailors was tasked with protecting the waters off Cape May’s coast. Those elected to office proclaimed that all citizens of Cape May County between the ages of 15 and 50 would be expected to join the revolution and fight with the colonists. Ben Miller

Facebook Mystery Contest

Weird Word Of The Week

APAGOMIS This is the genus of bird more commonly known as the Lovebird. These birds are social and affectionate small parrots. They do make kissing motions, but are not thought to actually kiss as humans do.

The name stems from their strong, monagomous pair bondings and the long periods which paired birds spend sitting together.

National Archives

KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Kate Chadwick.

If you think you know what establishment you’re staring at, then you have a chance to win a gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully.

And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew for help. To enter, look for the mystery photo at facebook.com/ exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Random Fact Of The Week

Sadly, the translation of the word “mistletoe” isn’t very romantic. A few centuries ago, folks observed that mistletoe tended to take root where birds had left their droppings.

“Mistal” is an Anglo-Saxon word that means “dung” and “tan” means “twig,” so mistletoe actually means “dung on a twig.”

Fortune Cookie Of The Week J “New people are entering your life, bringing new concepts.” J Once a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restaurant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with red curry seafood. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.

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Ramblings From The Editors

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Ideas, idle gossip, and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

ANDS up if you’ve seen the Best Movie of All Time, aka It’s A Wonderful Life. Keep your hands up if you’ve seen it so many times that you’re over it. Okay, now put your hands down and quit being a Grinch. Christmas isn’t Christmas without a tear-soaked viewing of Frank Capra’s classic fable. And this year, Christmas won’t be Christmas without you going to see an inspiring adaptation of the movie at Cape May Stage. We saw This Wonderful Life on opening night last Friday and, to invoke a reviewing cliché, we really DID laugh and cry.

The star of the show is Larry Daggett who, coincidentally, looks a bit like an elf.

Larry does a remarkable job playing around 20 characters from the film. That’s right, he plays everyone from George Bailey to Clarence the Angel (Second Class), and Nick the bartender at Martini’s to Old Man Potter.

And he plays them SO WELL! The show is a brisk 70 minutes long, and will likely be the most fun and festive 70 minutes you’ll spend this holiday season. We can’t recommend it highly enough (and we must mention the set, which, as is the norm these days at Cape May Stage, is superbly conceived). For tickets and more information, visit capemaystage.com. speaking of events you cannot miss, since there are only five issues of Exit Zero remaining this year it’s our duty to begin banging the drum for THE big event of Cape May’s winter calendar. We are referring to the EIGHTH Annual Exit Zero Burns Supper, which will be held at the Ugly Mug on Thursday, January 26.

This event has become a sell-out gig every year, which we’re very pleased about

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because proceeds go to Cape May Stage’s Preservation Fund, which was set up to maintain the theater company’s beautiful building on Lafayette Street.

For readers who are not familiar with the event (there might be one or two of you out there), it celebrates Scotland’s most famous poet, Rabbie Burns, who wrote, among many other things, “Auld Lang Syne.” Why do we celebrate a Scottish poet? It’s a good question, and the only answer we have is that the publisher of this peppy periodical is Scottish.

But who cares if our logic is tenuous – it’s a great night that many people start looking forward to months in advance. You will enjoy Scottish singalongs, poetry recitals, and bagpipes played by the Irish Pipe Brigade. The sight (and sound) of those burly guys doing laps around the bar of the Mug while pumping out such classics as “Amazing Grace” and “Scotland the Brave” is goosebump-inducing.

The Burns Supper also features that most misunderstood food: the haggis. Many Americans still refuse to sample this fine food, which is such a shame, because, trust us, it is no longer made up of all sorts of offal (deliberate usage) things wrapped in

a sheep’s stomach – these days it’s either choice cuts of lamb or sirloin, mixed with oatmeal and spices. If you are too much of a wuss to try some, chef Gary Romberger and his guys in the kitchen also cook up fish ‘n’ chips.

Tickets for the event are STILL $30 (just as they were at the inaugural event, in 2005).

Trust us, you need to reserve them in advance because tickets will almost certainly not be available at the door. To buy them, you can either call us at (609) 770-8479 or buy them from our website at www.exitzero.us. You can also mail us a check (see our address on the inside back page) or stop by the office. staying on the subject of amazingly cool things, we are extending our sale at the Exit Zero Store and Gallery. We are offering 25% off everything between now and the end of the year. There are some excellent stocking stuffers in here, assuming your stockings are big enough to fit goodies like sweatshirts embroidered with a college-style EZ logo. And while you are here, drop a dollar (or two) into our collection jar for the West Cape May Christmas Parade which, as you surely know, happens this Saturday.

And finally, the Exit Zero family welcomed a new member this week… a 12-year-old mutt called Rudy who was featured in last week’s animal adoption feature.

Rudy had been at the shelter for four months, and there weren’t many takers for the old fella. We can report that Rudy is a happy camper – he enjoys strolls on the beach and chicken dinners with the EZ puppies, April and Friday, and likes to stretch out on what has now become HIS queen-sized bed. Also, he howls like a banshee at the slightest provocation. Which is ridiculously cute.

See you at the parade!

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Open Daily Happy Hour 3- 6pm everyday

Wine Dinner

Fri, Dec 9 @ 7:30 (call for reservations) “Kick off the Holiday Season”

Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

Live Music - No Cover

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUND Lunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering 315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall (609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

Friday, Dec. 2 - jay bethel - 7 - 10 Sat., Dec. 3 - blondage • 7 - 10

AT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

19 Jackson Street, Cape May 884-5970 - madbatter.com

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Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert

Jon, Nancy, Marie, John, Catherine

George Rohana, Suzie Sambenedetto, Victoria Sambenedetto

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How’s It Going Over At Convention Hall?

Our weekly photo update keeps you posted on the construction of this much-anticipated project

PHOTOGRAPH BY Aleksey Moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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The December color issue is here... come get it at the Exit Zero Store! $1 of every magazine sold goes to the WCM Community Christmas Parade!

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11/25: “This Wonderful Life” After-Party At The Ebbitt Room

Al Roberts, Valerie Bell

Gina, Leo

Paul Sottile, Jr

Larry Daggett

Walter and Lynda Lodzinski

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C-View Inn Cape May’s Oldest & Friendliest Tavern

Mondays - Rib DAY 1/2 Rack - $8.50 All Day Long Tuesdays - TAVERN PIZZA & TACO DAY $3.50 Small Pizzas $5.50 Large Pizzas $1 Tacos Wednesdays our famous wing night! starting at 3pm

The Best “VIEW” of Fall PHILLY Sports Eagles Games

Fly on the 50¢ WINGS of the Eagles Eagles Special Edition Miller Lite Pounders…$2.50 8 HDTV Flat Screens…NFL Ticket

Flyer’s Games

Pizza’s…$3.50/$5.50 Sliders $1.50 • Buckets/Miller Lite…6/$7 Hat Trick Specials…

3 Domestic Pints…$5 • 3 Pizza’s... $9/$12

BEST WINGS IN SOUTH JERSEY Take-Out Package Goods Daily Specials 8 Flat Screen TVs happy hour Mon - Tues - Thurs - Fri 3-5pm $2 Domestics $3 Well Drinks

Best Wings & Great Specials 

Corner of Texas Ave. & Washington St., Cape May • 884-4712

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Dinner from 5pm Thursday thru Sunday Betty Moffatt, Jack Wright, Diane Stopyra, Jim Moffatt

Reserve Your Private Party

Kate, Heather, Ben

Rehearsal Dinners • Reunions Baby Showers • Bridal Showers Any Special Occasion

Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May Corner of Washington & Perry Street

www.cucinarosa.com

Roy, Larry, Heather, Ryan, Judy

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Serving Dinner from 5:30pm Thursday, Friday & Saturday

After the parade...

AN EVENING WITH FRANK BEY Saturday, December 3 From 8pm-Midnight

Latin night Friday NightS Starting at 8pm Latin Dancing Free Salsa Lesson Live Salsa music by cintron

New Year’s Eve at the Ocean Club First Seating 6:00pm - Five Course Prix Fixe Dinner - $65 per person Second Seating 8:00pm - The Ultimate New Year’s Eve Party - $145 per person Five Course Prix Fixe Dinner - Open Bar from 8pm-12:30am Champagne Toast • Party Favors • Dancing with Live Entertainment by “Marquee”, one of New Jersey’s and Philadelphia’s premiere dance bands.

Call Early for Reservations - Limited Seating - Hotel Packages Available

THE OCEAN CLUB HOTEL

1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May NJ 08204 • 609.884.7000 • capemayoceanclubhotel.com

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A Local Café with ... a Wholesome Aroma Vegetarian & Gluten Free Friendly OPEN ALL YEAR ROUND! Best Coffee in Cape May County!

Karen, Marty, Monty, Frank, Connie

hours

Thursday thru Saturday 8am - 8pm Sunday thru Wednesday 8am - 2:30pm

10% OFF YOUR MEAL when you bring in a gift or gift card to bless local children.

LUNCH FOR TWO $10.95

Les, Bobbi, Marlena

Each person gets to Choose…

A cup of Soup du jour or a Side Salad AND A SANDWICH TO SHARE!

Choose From...

Turkey & Cheese • Ham & Cheese Tuna Salad • Chicken Salad Chicken Cheese Steak • Cheese Steak Half Pound Burger • Fried Fish Sandwich Turkey or Tempeh Reuben • Grilled Spinach Sandwich Thank you for not substituting! Not good with any other discounts.

609.884.6332

406 N. Broadway, West Cape May Mary Lou and John Gartland, Chris Barlow, Tony Francolino

www.bellavidacafe.com

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Prime Steaks • Sensational Seafood

Open Daily for: Breakfast, Lunch, Sunset Dining, Dinner Happy Hour and Late Night Entertainment

Thank sgiving Buffet $27.95 Served in our Penthouse Ballroom with panoramic views of the Atlantic Ocean

Christm as E ve

Dinner will be served from 4p until 7p

Christm as Dinner $27.95

Dinner will be served from 2p until 7p. Enjoy a special buffet featuring: Prime Rib, Turkey, Ham, Salmon, Crab Cakes, Soups, Salads, Vegetables and an assortment of Desserts

Rose, Chris, Connie

Breakfast With Santa $10.95 Saturday, Dec 10th & 17th All-you-can-eat Breakfast Buffet

Lunch Menu

$4.5 Bowls of Soup, $6.5 Hot Sandwiches $6.5 Overstuffed Sandwiches

Mon d ay Nig h t s $21.95 All you can eat Dungeness Crab

W edn e sd ay Nig h t s P r i m e R i b Nig h t $15.95 or $18.95 for a Grand Cut

T h ursd ay Nig h t s L a nd & Se a B uffe t $27.95 for Adults $13.95 for Children 5-12 years

Oceanfront @ 1045 Beach Avenue 609.884.5611

HemingwaysCapeMay.com

Alicia Grasso, Larry Daggett, Victor Grasso

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe Aleathea’s 7 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226 www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant serves breakfast, lunch and dinner. Sit on their oceanfront porch and enjoy a cocktail.

Axelsson’s Blue Claw 991 Ocean Drive, Cape May (609) 884-5878 www.blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ 406 N. Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-6322 www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with a wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

The Black Duck 1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 898-0100 www.blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious.

Modern American cuisine.

The Blue Pig Tavern 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-8422 www.congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

Boiler room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421 www.congresshall.com

The coolest hot spot in town. The Boiler Room is where it’s at for a cocktail and the music to dance it off.

brown room 251 Beach Avenue in Congress Hall (609) 884-8421 www.congresshall.com

Cape May’s living room is just the ticket when you want to relax with a beverage and great food.

Cabanas 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-4800 www.cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

Cape May Winery 711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 www.capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.

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New Years Eve

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All Day & All Night! & pork loin Dinner ($16)

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe Cape Orient 315 Ocean Street, Cape May (609) 898-0088 www.capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. The service is superb, too.

Cucina Rosa 301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a mustvisit. Simply superb food.

C-View inn Texas Avenue & Washington Cape May (609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

depot market cafÉ 409 Elmira Street, Cape May (609) 884-8030

Owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals’ joint AND adding new specials.

The Ebbitt Room 25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 www. virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

fish and fancy 2406 Bayshore Road, Villas (609) 886-8760, www.fishandfancy.com

Superb seafood however you like it – fried, broiled, grilled, blackened or sautéed. That’s choice for you. Great salads, too!

harbor view 954 Ocean Drive 884-5444 www.harborviewcapemay.com

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A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Plus they have a fabulous deck.

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hawk haven vineyard 600 S. Railroad Ave., Rio Grande (609) 846-7347 www.hawkhavenvineyard.com

Wine tasting, wine sales, wine by the glass & gourmet cheese plates daily from 11am to 6pm. Open year round.

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hemingway’s 1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5611 www.hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks, classic seafood and excellent prices.

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

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Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

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the lobster house Fisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296, thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, dinner... The Lobster House has it all. A must-visit while at the Cape!

lucky bones 1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE, luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

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mad batter 19 Jackson Street (609) 884-5970, madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D

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marie nicole’s Marie Nicole’s serves modern American 9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest cuisine with a European ambience. Late (609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com menu, desserts and cocktails.

B, D

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Martini Beach 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, fine Mediterranean dishes, and a panoramic oceanfront view.

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merion inn 106 Decatur Street (609) 884-8363, merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give it a special ambience.

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oyster bay 615 Lafayette Street (609) 884-2111 oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful coppertop bar and classic, generous dishes. Now serving delicious new martinis!

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peter shields 1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090 www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

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NO

NO

THE PILOT HOUSE 142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449 www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort food and an authentic ambience.

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BAR

YES

YES

rio station 3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande (609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

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The new spot at the Marquis de Lafayette hotel. A good old-fashioned pub atmosphere on weekends.

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Marq’s Pub & restaurant 501 Beach Avenue (609) 884-3500

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Wild Boar or Venison Pate Try something new on your party trays!

photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Over 150 Cheeses & Meats • Olives & Imported Olive Oils Ravioli House Raviolis • Le Bus Breads • Spreads Dips • Oils • Cape May Crab Cake Factory Crab Cakes NEW PRIVATE TASTING ROOM... CALL FOR DETAILS!

Chloe, Breckan, Mark, Breckan

Seaside Cheese Co.

600 PARK BOULEVARD, WEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

Adi Grasso, Mia Massie, Vincent Grasso

Check us out on facebook or call 609-884-8030 for our daily specials!

Please call for Current Hours & Holiday Schedule

The Depot features popular homemade soups, salad selections, house roasted meats and local seafood specials

Order your platters for the West Cape May Christmas Parade Now! We do holiday party trays too!

Melissa, Kelly, AJ, Jacob, Harley

Eat In or Take Out • Catering for Any Event!

409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030

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Authentic Italian Cuisine

Seafood & Fine Dining New York Strip Steak • Filet Mignon • Veal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

Myles, Kate and Maura Chadwick PRIME RIB SPECIAL Saturday & Sunday

Early Birds Sun. - Fri. 3:30-5:30pm

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May Cape Plaza Shopping Center • 889-6610

Asian, Japanese & THAI Cuisine | Sushi Bar

Lunch | Dinner | Take-out | Reservations Available

Mention this ad for 20% off!

Take out or dine in

Cannot combine with any other offer Offer expires December 8, 2011

Where the Locals Eat Sushi!

Manhattan Style Sushi!

Linda, Barb, Tara, Peyton

Find Us on Facebook!

Ask About Delivery!

www.sushiukai.com OPEN 7 DAYS: Mon-Thur 11am-10:30pm Fri & Sat 11am-11pm | Sun 12noon-10pm

PH 609-770-7773 1500 Route 47 South, #E1E2, Rio Grande NJ in the ShopRite Shopping Center, next to Dollar Tree

Mark, Lyla and Dawn Becica

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The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart What you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

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Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

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seasalt 1035 Beach Avenue • (609) 884-7000 www.capemayoceanclubhotel.com

Imaginative cuisine at SeaSalt, or check out their hot Latin Night on Wednesdays with Salsa dancing and live Salsa music!

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Seaside Cheese Company 600 Park Blvd, (609) 884-8700 www.seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

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Sushi Ukai 1500 Route 47 South, Rio Grande (609) 770-7773, www.sushiukai.com

Enjoy delicious, fresh and nutritious authentic Chinese, Japanese, Malaysian and Thai cuisine — all homemade.

Try the Fire Wok!

L, D

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YES

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tisha’s 318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119, tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s.

B, L, D

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YES

YES

The Ugly Mug 426 Washington Street Mall Cape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there — such a treat.

L, D

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uncle bill’s pancake house Beach Avenue & Perry Street Cape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably excellent food – there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts.

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union park Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and Beach Avenue & Howard, (609) 884-8811, the food is magnificent and inventive. One www.unionparkdiningroom.com of the best in the area.

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WAllace’s harborside cafe Route 109 at South Jersey Marina Cape May, (609) 898-7700

All homemade, all the time. Breakfast or lunch by the water. Try the Superstack – we dare you. Six hotcakes for $6.95.

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BYOB

YES

YES

WASHINGTON INN 801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697 www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list. Be sure to visit on weekends.

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BAR

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If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

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vincenzo’s little italy ii 3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May (609) 889-6610

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WALLACE’S

Harbourside Café

11/13: Harvest Festival At Hidden Valley Ranch photographS by Aleksey moryakov

At South Jersey Marina 898-7700 Cape May’s Most Reasonably Priced Family Restaurant!

Serving Breakfast and Lunch Daily from 8am-2pm

Breakfast With Santa

Saturday, Dec 3rd • 10am to Noon Join Us & The Marines for Breakfast with Santa Bring A New Toy To Donate To Toys For Tots Do Some Christmas Shopping After Breakfast At South Jersey Marina Ship Store...

Everything On Sale Up To 75% Off!

Olivia Lewis, Judy

BOOK YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY with US!!!

Heather, Olivia, Cole, Tina

Liz, Kristine, Mama Sue

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LUNCH & DINNER

SEAFOOD • STEAKS COCKTAILS

Bruce, Megan, JW, Jess

Come See Our Exciting New Menu!

Fridays at 8pm OPEN MIC NIGHT

The Talent has been Awesome!

Early Bird Dinners Monday thru Thursday 4-6pm

Boy Scouts Troop 87

Wednesday Trivia Night - 7:30pm $5 Burger & Fries Mondays 5pm-Close

1/2 Price Appetizers

Sunday thru Thursday 8pm-Close

(609) 884-3449

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Elizabeth Wieland, Pauly Ogden

Jakob “The Artist” Collins

Katie, Travis

Bodhi Conners

Mia Massie, Adi Grasso

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“Best of the Shore” Philadelphia Magazine

“Best of the Shore”

Steaks Chops Seafood Open Thursday thru Saturday from 5pm Sunday from 4pm Late Menu, Desserts and Cocktails

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Sharla, Little Jimmy, Cruz

The gang

Jayci Shivers and Sparky

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CLIPPER SHIP PUB

Dinner from 5pm - Call for Hours Early Dinner Specials • 5-6pm • $22.95 1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS • 5-6pm in the Pub Only Affordable Pub Menu Available

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Reser vations: 609-884-5878 991 Ocean Drive, Cape May www.blueclawrestaurant.com

Jen Tozer, Bodhi Conners, Steph Madsen

Oyster Bay Steak & Seafood Restaurant

Dinner Friday & Saturday From 5pm

Jimmy, Marissa, Ginger

Reserve for New Year’s Eve Now! Fresh seafood • Tasty steaks • Copper-top bar Bottle & draft beer • Free parking

609-884-2111 615 Lafayette St., Cape May

Jen Smith, Michelle Knox, Katie Knox

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Jesse P., Talia P., Lauren L., Erin N.

Uncle Bill’s Avri, Madi, Jayde

Flossie, Phillip, Mary Kay

& FAMILY RESTAURANT

open Daily 6:30am-2pm BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY (609) 884-7199

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Mrs and Mr Smith

Julia Fernandez, Julianne Weber

Ethan Lees, Cheyanne Trasatti

Kathy Satt, Lori Lybarger

The Chew family

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Visit the Wine Bar to relieve Holiday Stress!

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Book New year’s Eve Reservations NOW! Or rent the Inn for a private function on days we are closed....

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Tom Hynes, Nelson Brown

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Spouty-Offy

The column where anonymous gasbags have their say!

The mistletoe issue... really?

Mistletoe is just a man-made thing to help guys score without really trying or having to spend any money! – Cape May

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The Movie Column

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Tom Sims, Executive Director of the Cape May Film Festival, reviews “Hugo”

here are so many words that can describe the new film from Oscar winner Martin Scorsese: dazzling and spectacular come to mind. Critics and audiences agree for the most part: the film is stunning, a winner, a must-see. And when you figure out what the film is about, you know why the film industry will fall in love with it and will likely lavish it with many, many awards. And I can agree with almost all of that. Almost.

Hugo is a film about pioneer filmmaker Georges Méliès. For a student of film, there is so much to take in. The history, the folklore, the recreation of productions that breathe life into those old reels. And certainly there is no better character study than Méliès (played by Ben Kingsley). A magician, an entrepreneur, a visionary, Méliès made more than 500 films over his career.

His most famous short, A Trip to the Moon, depicts a rocket ship landing in the eye of the moon. To say his work was creative is an understatement. This alone makes Hugo mandatory viewing for every film student.

A still from Georges Méliès’ “A Trip To The Moon” Scorsese, certainly no slouch in filmmaking, creates a true sense of place with textures and colors that are beautiful. He depicts what must have been such energy and passion for the new art form that was early cinema. But for those not so interested in film history, perhaps this story is too much “media on media.” Do common folk really care to see a reporter talking about

how a certain news story was covered by a certain newspaper? So it is the redeeming value of focusing on Méliès that perhaps leaves this film open to criticism.

You will see this film at the Oscars no doubt — and deservedly so. The industry loves when one of its own pays homage to its roots with such a spectacular work.

But I’ll stop short of calling Hugo a masterpiece. While it had many moving moments, it didn’t move me deep down (and I wish it had). I know, I know, this is all blasphemy from a guy who runs the film festival in town — and one who makes movies at that!

I was inspired somewhat by Méliès’ life and passion for his work, his creativity and drive.

It made me want to ramp up my own productions that have been languishing for lack of time (or as most indie filmmakers will cry about: funds).

You shouldn’t miss the spectacle of color and brilliant cinematography of Hugo on the big screen. But when you’re done, catch some of Méliès’ work as well: you’ll have richer insights into what made this man so passionate about his art.

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Merry Deathmas

I

“Snow Blind,” chapter three of Terry O’Brien’s frighteningly good new short story

tried to keep it together. The bludgeoning death of Cape May City Council member James Rappaport had just taken an unexpected turn. The grieving widow, it turns out, had been participating in some sexual extracurriculars, and I was on the syllabus. The Janice Rappaport who stood before me in all her Amazonian glory (pushing 50, she could easily have filled out any Wonder Woman costume, and look 30 while doing it) was the woman I’d encountered as Carol Brown several weeks earlier while drowning my sorrows – a pharmaceutical rep in town and looking for some free and easy companionship, which I had proved all too eager to offer.

I had been able to push it out of my mind as the one-off moment of weakness of a drunk guy pining for his distant girlfriend and filling the void with the closest warm body. But now, with Janice/Carol standing before me, it all came rushing back, the guilt and nausea. The worst part was; I knew, at some point, I would have to tell Daryl, my newspaper reporter girlfriend, about the whole sordid mess. No doubt the news would get to Philly, no doubt she would be involved in some capacity, and no doubt she’d see it on my face the moment she looked at me.

That was something to look forward to.

But for the moment, my goal was to make it out of the room holding the dead body and the woman I’d schtupped without passing out or barfing up my hazelnut Wawa coffee.

Thankfully, perhaps sensing my distress, Janice cinched her silky robe closer, gave me a brief, quizzical look, and said, “If I might…

I’d like to freshen up. There’s coffee in the kitchen. I’ll be down in, say, 20 minutes?”

Tim said, “That will be fine. We’re very sorry for your loss.”

Again she looked me in the eye, searching for a moment, then, “Thank you. It’s… nice to have met you both.”

Tim turned to leave, hooked me with an arm and brought me with him.

“The hell was that?” he asked me.

I shook my head. “Let’s talk to the cops.”

So we did. In ten minutes, over some fresh, exotic coffee, we rehashed everything we thought we knew in the previous ten minutes: killer enters/exits through hole in back of the chimney, in between he whacks Rappaport. Nothing stolen, nothing missing, despite the obvious worth of some of the interior antiquities. Money was not the motive.

The gurney bumped down the steps with James Rappaport’s remains in a black bag. I tried not to imagine his crushed head bouncing around inside it.

This was a crime of passion.

A call came over Officer Shawn Austin’s radio; Lionel Jeffries, the mason contracted to repair the Rappaport’s crumbling chimney, was in custody at police HQ, so they left.

Detective Curtis, 50ish, raincoated, lean and hungry, lingered.

He said to us, “Now boys, I’m prepared to give you as much leeway as you need. But please do not mistake my kindness for weakness. The moment I sense you’re gumming up the works I’ll shut you out colder and tighter than my wife’s vagina. Am I clear?”

We nodded. I could somehow taste his metaphor. He left. Tim and I poured ourselves another cup of Joe. I sensed a hint of cinnamon. Real cowboy, I am.

Finally, Janice emerged looking more put together in a pair of jeans and dark sweater.

She stepped into the kitchen, “Thank you for waiting. I just needed a moment. I loved my husband very much.”

I broke out in a sweat, a combination of the now stuffy forced air heat, the hot coffee, and the beautiful woman I’d conjugated with putting on her little show.

“We don’t want to rush Mrs.… Ms Rappaport,” I said through a sticky throat, “but we have other interviews to conduct. So if we could get right to it.”

Was that too harsh? It felt too harsh.

She replied. “I understand. I’ll tell you what I told Detective Curtis; I got home around midnight from a council meeting…”

“Midnight?” I interjected.

She replied, “A few of us had dinner and cocktails. We ate at the Merion Inn, then to the Brown Room for drinks.” She put her gaze on me, “You know the Brown Room, don’t you, Mr Whitaker?”

I swallowed, my throat clicked. “I’ve been… a few times… please go on.”

“That’s it. I went upstairs to talk to James; he wasn’t feeling particularly well so he had retired early. And I found him… like that.”

At that moment the medical examiner’s team bumped their gurney down the steps with James Rappaport’s remains in a black bag. I tried not to imagine his crushed head bouncing around inside it. Failed. A stiff, chilling breeze shot through the kitchen as they made their way out the front door. Tim looked down the hallway after them, I looked at Janice, Janice looked at the floor.

The door was pulled shut and Janice went on. “I called the police, waited until a decent hour, then called you. And here we are.”

“Here we are,” I echoed.

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Page 46 Merry Deathmas ? From Page 45 Tim asked, “Did you have anything with you, Mrs… Ms Rappaport?”

“Please,” she snapped, “call me Janice.”

Tim nodded gravely. “Did you have anything with you, Janice?”

“Just my laptop,” she answered. “I take extensive notes at our meetings. I always have it with me.”

“Okay,” Tim announced. “That’ll do for now. We’ll be in touch shortly.”

She said, “If I could just have a word with Mr Whitaker. In private.”

Tim raised an eyebrow but did not object.

“Sure. I’ll be in the car. Freezing.”

He gave us a quick glance, bundled up his coat, and left. When he was gone she approached me aggressively.

“What are you playing at?”

“Me? What about you?”

“What do you mean what about me?”

“I mean what the hell is going on? Who is Carol Brown? What was that all about?”

Her anger wavered. “I don’t understand… you mean… oh God, don’t tell me…”

“What?” I asked, my anger rising.

Unexpectedly, she laughed in my face.

Now I was completely lost. “What?”

“You really thought I was some single, horny sales rep catting around Cape May? Do you think we’re living in Grey’s Anatomy?”

I put my hands on my hips, personally affronted. “Since that’s what you told me you were, yes. I did.”

She laughed again and put a hand on my shoulder.

I said, “I don’t find this particularly funny.”

“How could you not know who I am? I’m in the paper every week! Exit Zero covers our council meetings like they’re the damn Warren Commission.”

I could have told her my tortured history with Exit Zero, how original founder Donal Lonegan had made me out a fool before going crazy and deciding to kill a bunch of his writers as ‘The Editor’ serial killer, before getting whacked himself by my partner and that now, even though a couple of allies ran it, I was still leery of cracking open an issue. But I didn’t.

Instead I said, “I don’t read much.”

To which Janice replied, “Why am I not shocked by that?”

I was getting a little tired of people making me feel stupid.

Perhaps sensing my indignation she said, “I’m sorry. I thought… I thought you were playing the game with me.”

I pouted. “I wasn’t.”

Thursday, December 1, 2011 She removed her hands from my body, which left me oddly disappointed.

“Really, I’m sorry. My husband and I have… had… a complicated relationship.”

“What’s so complicated?” I asked rhetorically. “He was gay, you’re not, you sought out companionship. Human Nature 101.”

She cocked an eyebrow. Impressed?

I went on, “The important thing is to figure out who did this and why.”

“Thank you,” she said. “And… I’m sorry.

It was presumptuous of me to assume you knew. Now you’re in an awkward position.”

The phrase laid there a moment, gaining momentum.

She could not resist, and with a wicked smile said, “And not for the first time.”

I said, “Enough. Now that you’ve had your fun, I’d appreciate it if we can keep everything on a profesisonal level from here on out. No more games.”

She nodded. “No more games.”

“You’re sure you’ve told us everything?”

“Positive.”

“All right, then. I’ll be calling soon.”

I turned and left the kitchen, headed for the front door.

Lionel was shiny with sweat. I could only imagine how nervous a young black man might feel sitting in a police station with a murder floating around.

“How’s it going, Lionel?” Tim asked and offered a hand.

“Been better,” he answered.

I ignored their obvious camaraderie. “Mr Jeffries, according to this police report, the Rappaports hired you two weeks ago to fix their ailing chimney, work you started just two days ago.”

“Yeah,” Lionel replied. “I had two other smaller jobs to finish out at the Point. Point’s a goddamned gold mine for a mason. Shit’s always falling apart out there. Gonna put my kids through college.”

“You have kids?” I asked.

Lionel shook his head. “Figure of speech.”

I continued, “Says here you were home alone last night, watching TV, but don’t remember what you were watching.”

Lionel licked his lips and averted his gaze.

Lying. “Was probably SportsCenter, I was trying to catch the scores.”

“What scores?”

Lionel shrugged, “Sixers. Phillies. You

“You really thought I was some single, horny sales rep catting around Cape May? Do you think we’re living in ‘Grey’s Anatomy?’”

“Mr Whitaker,” she stopped me. “Travis.”

I turned. “Yes?” She wrung her hands, looked at the floor, then back to me. “I really enjoyed our time together. Maybe after all of this…”

Oh Christ. “One thing at a time, Janice.”

Then I left. I thought I played it cool, but who knew? One thing was for certain; once I told Tim, and I would have to tell Tim, there would be no end to the ball-breaking.

Fantastic.

I walked up the street and hopped in the car, which had been running long enough to still be goddamned freezing. I sat, blew on my hands, and looked at Tim. He was smiling. “Mr Whitaker?”

He laughed.

How did he already know? * Police HQ, Washington Street, a few minutes later We sat at the table across from Lionel Jeffries, a handsome African-American of about 30, same age as Tim. They’d gone to high school together. Had a history. I didn’t know him from Lionel Jefferson. Is that racist? Felt racist.

I started, “We’ll try to keep this brief.”

know.”

“Phillies don’t play in December. You know?”

“Just catching the scores…”

He was clearly nervous now, playing with his hands, folding, unfolding his arms.

“Big fan,” I said.

“Easy,” Tim cautioned.

I said, “We’re talking about ten hours ago, Tim, and he can’t remember what he watched? Doesn’t pass the smell test.”

“Why don’t you tell us what you were really doing, Mr Jeffries?”

“Okay,” he said. “You’re bound to find out anyway. I was with a lady.”

I looked at Tim, perhaps a little too happy with myself.

I said. “Any particular lady? Anybody who can vouch for your whereabouts? It’s pretty important for you that this lady actually exists.”

Again he hemmed and hawed. “Damn, man…”

I leaned away from the table, giving him space. “Why don’t we start with a place?

Where were you with a lady?”

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Calmly I asked, “What kind of lady? Local? Tourist?”

Lionel looked me in the eye.

“Yes.” “Pharmaceutical rep?”

“Yes.” “Carol Brown?”

“Yes.” “Janice Rappaport.” * The Rappaport Home “That part about telling me everything, was I not clear on that?” I said to Janice Rappaport, who sat across from me, fiddling with her laptop.

“I didn’t want to embarrass Lionel, or my husband.”

Tim just sat there, listening.

Lionel had told us everything, which was just about exactly what I’d told Tim on our way to police HQ an hour ago. Janice posed as an out-of-town sales rep, engaged Lionel in conversation, they had a few drinks, ended up upstairs. Except, unlike me, Lionel was hip to the game, as he’d been hammering away at their chimney only a few hours earlier.

“I go to the Brown Room on Thursday nights to hear the piano player,” Lionel had told us.

“Five or six drinks in a pretty lady comes up, took a few minutes to figure out who it was. I tried to play it off, but she was committed. So I went along. We went upstairs, did our thing.”

I wondered if Janice had a room on retainer there.

“How long have you been putting on this little act?” I asked.

Janice cleared her throat. “I have been entertaining gentlemen ever since I entered into my arrangement with James. It has been common knowledge among my friends. For those with any faint sense of decorum…”

Her eyes penetrated me. “… it is not a big deal. I was happy, my husband was happy, and my male, sometimes female friends, were extremely happy.”

I could not argue that. Her

skills were impressive.

“That’s all well and good,” I told her, “but when this gets out there will be scandal; two prominent members of the local government are involved.”

“It is my hope,” she replied, “that I can rely on the discretion of all involved.”

I shook my head. “I don’t see how that can happen.”

“I do,” Janice said and turned the laptop around.

On the screen a grainy image appeared; Janice, turning on the embedded webcam and stepping away in lingerie. She looked spectacular. The time stamp on the video was last night, 11:37pm, around the time of the murder.

The camera adjusted. Janice climbed onto the bed and lay down in a luxurious pose.

Across the room a door opened and steam billowed out. Lionel Jeffries, wrapped in a towel, appeared, freshly showered and a little drunk. More importantly, the video and time stamps firmed up his alibi.

Lionel climbed into bed with her. Janice Xed out the screen.

Tim cleared his throat. “I don’t see how, aside from covering Lionel’s ass…” I clenched at the poor choice of words, “… that video guarantees silence.”

Janice looked at me.

“I told you,” she said, “I always have my laptop with me.”

She clicked a folder on the desktop labeled “Meeting Notes.” It opened, revealing what must have been 100 video files.

“I’ve had many meetings over the years,” she said, acid honey dripping from her voice, “and I’m sure most of the participants would be loathe to allow the details of those meetings to become public domain.”

I turned red. From anger, fear, frustration. It meant I would have to swallow the guilt of my indiscretion for, well, forever.

“Are we clear?” She asked.

I said nothing.

Tim said, “We’re clear, ma’am.”

Then we left.

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The life and times of a waitress in Cool Cape May... by Molly Stone

VERYONE exaggerates from time to time. (Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration, but most people do.) I, for one, exaggerate all the time. (Okay, maybe not all the time, but I do it plenty.) Just this week, I said that my house is a million degrees, I called my ex-boyfriend the worst man on the planet, and I said that my Primo hoagie was better than sex. None of these things are true, of course... although Primo hoagies are eye-rollingly good.

The point is that I understand the compulsion to exaggerate. I don’t do it in my writing (that’s just bad journalism), but in my everday life, sure. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this, because when I exaggerate, people know it and, what’s more, so do I. I don’t really believe that my ex is the worst man alive, for instance (although it pains me to admit that).

But when certain customers of the restaurant where I work exaggerate, they believe what they’re saying. One of my guests wrote on a comment card recently that he’d had the worst experience of his life

at my table. Either this man is the world’s most deluded individual (no exaggeration), or the world’s luckiest. Sure, I screwed up his order (he got a tuna steak instead of a steak-steak), but “the worst” experience of his life? Puh-lease. If that’s true, this guy should count his blessings.

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People are constantly asking to speak with the chef so that they might tell him how “blissful” his mashed pototatoes are, or how “idyllic” his yams taste. I appreciate the enthusiasm, folks, but we are talking about yams here. (My idea of idyllic involves something more along the lines of a white sandy beach and an achingly handsome cabana boy. Sweet potatoes don’t exactly factor in.) And as an FYI, no matter how “blissful” it is to lay eyes upon this particular chef (he’s quite a looker), he won’t be seduced by brown-nosing embellishment.

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Mistletoe Must-Haves

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Kenny, Angeline

Jeff H., Mark D.

Jack Imer, Rich Carlson

Beth, Dan

Angela, Tom

Dawn, Maurice

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Judy Kopp, Roger Balsam

Tom and Sharon Custer

Amanda and John Lyons

Connie and Anthony Bucci

Eileen and Greg Burrows

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THE BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY Chattel House Village • 109 Sunset Blvd., West Cape May, NJ 08204

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Come see us at the West End Garage!

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Ron, Mary, Dennis, Lisa

We are Cape May County’s Bachelorette Headquarters!

Steve Rico, Appy, Tiffany Smith, Ben Descala

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Duncan West, Shirley Stiles, Toni Larsen

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Colleen Gormley, Gail Stern

Bill, Susan

Mike and Jane Morley

Drew, Marie

Lynn and George Izzi

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The Answer Lady

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Wise answers to perplexing questions

he Answer Lady invites inquiries from gentle readers on all manner of relationship quandaries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a query, write to info@exitzero.us.

Dear Answer Lady My daughter desperately wants a pet for Christmas, and I am running out of excuses.

I am a single mom and I just don’t feel like I can handle a puppy or kitten at this point.

I’m sure she will be perched on Santa’s knee shortly, asking for a pet. Help! – Mommy Dear Mommy This is a quandary that the Answer Lady has addressed before, and she feels your pain, as she is herself a mommy to both her own children and to several adopted furry ones.

As much love and joy as they bring to her life, they can be demanding and time-consuming, and she can only imagine how much more difficult it would be on one’s own. Perhaps when your little one is too big for Santa’s knee (then again, are we ever, really?) and therefore better able to participate in its care, you can revisit the topic of a higher-mainte-

nance pet. In the meantime, pop over to Celebrate Cape May and invest in a hermit crab.

Actually, you only have to invest in the cage set-up, starting at $14.99, and they’ll throw in the crab of your choice for free. Granted, your average hermit crab does not have the personality of your average puppy, but the Answer Lady has it on good authority that they DO have personalities (or, more accurately, “some are livelier than others”). When your little one is more grown-up, then you can think about a ride to the animal shelter to

adopt someone a little more um, interesting.

Dear Answer Lady Every year, I eat like a pig from Halloween until New Year’s Eve (okay, maybe Valentine’s Day), and then I get mad at myself and go on a crazy diet. How do I stop this roller-coaster ride? – Miss Piggy Dear Miss Get thee to a gym, gentle reader. The Answer Lady will herself admit to a certain – shall we say? – lack of self-control when it comes to eating, but she finds that as long as she keeps moving, she can keep the weight fairies at bay. Sometimes, too, we tell ourselves that we WILL take a walk every day on our lunch hour, but if we don’t take a lunch hour, it never happens. So, the plan becomes to join a gym and hand over the responsibility of whipping our sorry butts into shape to a nice trainer. North Beach has just moved across the street to a larger facility and is now North Beach Health Club of Cape May – sign up for one of their hellish – uh, helpful – the Answer Lady means helpful! – Boot Camps, and voila. If you don’t look model-perfect, it’s someone else’s fault. It’s the American way.

A Registered Investment Advisor

Comprehensive Financial Planning for the local population

Thomas Schneberger, MSFS, CPA/PFS, CFP® 215-321-9312 • Cell 610-506-9690 tschneberger@procap.net • www.procap.net

Tom Schneberger, a local resident, has recently associated with the firm Prometheus Capital Management to bring Fee Only Comprehensive Financial Planning and Investment Management services to the Cape May area.

Megan and Patti Doughty will help you to create your own personalized evergreen wreath.

Start with a base of greens. Choose from festive hollies, cones, twigs and berries. Then finish with a fancy ribbon! The class fee is $25 and includes all materials and refreshments. Classes fill quickly!

To register call 609-465-7465 or 609-231-1521.

Classes are Wednesday, November 30, December 7 and December 14 at 7pm.

PINE LAKE NURSERY

823 Route 9 North Cape May Court House NJ 08210 (just north of the County Park)

Comprehensive Planning Includes • Financial position and net worth • Cash flow and budgeting • Retirement capital needs • Education planning

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Estate planning Tax planning Investment management Risk Management (life, health, etc.)

For more information about Prometheus Capital Management or the Comprehensive Financial Planning Process please visit our website www.procap.net or call Tom at 215-321-9312 or 610-506-9690 for a free consutaltion.

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You are Invited to Our Hospitality Nights Mini Cupcake Competition thursday & friday, december 8 & 9: 7-9PM

MISS DEMEANOR “We’ve got the Secret Recipe”

“i am in it to win it!”

guardian “bring it on!”

mariah’s “baking, that’s my thing. winning!”

Vote for your favorite mini cupcake!

Limited to first 50 registered voters per night. Must sample all four stores’ contestant’s creations.

One lucky voter each night of competition will be entered in our RANDOM DRAWING!

Prize each night is a $50 gift certificate for each store.

Just in time for CHRISTMAS - that’s $200 EXTRA BUCKS! (no pun intended, Rudolph) Come join us and have a jolly good time at the stores!

Top of Jackson Street, across from the City parking lot (FREE PARKING!) and next door to our friends at Cape Bank!

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Chance Meetings

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Everett Chance wines and dines Cape May’s single ladies

eing ugly is a curse. No, really.

According to a University of Texas researcher, ugly people will earn about $230,000 less over the course of their careers than good-looking people. He’s proposed governmental protections to stop the discrimination against the ugly. Finally, being obnoxiously good looking could be a hate crime. Certainly, downtrodden minorities across America — those encumbered with skin that isn’t Crayola flesh tone, or X chromosomes, or a love of show tunes and interior design — may consider this cause frivolous, but I say it’s time for ugly Americans to rise up and claim our rightful place beside the beautiful people. In fact, we should start by officially calling ourselves Uglo-Americans.

You know how we’re portrayed by Hollywood. There’s the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) who helps hotties look hotter. The ugly duckling, who starts off unbearable to look at until the magnanimous hero or heroine adopts them, gives them a makeover, and shows

them how gorgeous they’d be if they just got rid of those awful glasses. Of course there’s the nerd, beaten up by jocks, scoffed at by cheerleaders, who ultimately has the last laugh after he invents something or founds a little start-up tech company that’s worth more than the gross national product of Africa. There’s no room for ugly onscreen unless they’re becoming beautiful, enhancing beauty, or filthy rich.

The staff of Exit Zero isn’t immune to the

ugly phenomenon. Our own Stella Dixon... no, wait, she’s smoking hot. The Answer Lady? Actually, she’s cute and witty. And the boss, Jack Wright, no, wait, he has that Scottish brogue that causes the ladies to overlook his numerous physical defects.

That leaves me, Everett Chance, champion of South Jersey’s plain-lookers, leader of guys who will never play volleyball with our shirts off, lord of the average Joes who bring home a steady paycheck, don’t beat up women, and do more than drink beer and watch ESPN. So join me, Uglo-Americans. Let’s meet at Higher Grounds, and we’ll hide our hideousness behind large coffee mugs. The world shall know us by our bad hair and lack of unblemished skin. Because they owe us $230,000, and it’s time to collect. Send an email to info@exitzero.us, and we’ll go to dinner. Afterwards I’ll write all about it, a combined date and restaurant review.

Your name will be changed, the restaurant’s won’t. You might wind up the First Lady of Uglo-Americans.

Come in Saturday night for the Christmas Parade...

Spend $30.00 on Thymes products to receive a free Frasier Fir Votive Candle! ($11.00 retail value…While supplies last)

Enter our drawing to win a gift basket of Thymes Frasier Fir!

Whale’s Tale

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(609) 884-4808 • www.whalestalecapemay.com

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Troop 73 Scout Master Gene Sole 1962-2011

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Forget the craziness of the mall...

Cecelia, our AVEDA representative, will be back Saturday, December 3 to answer questions about your skin and hair care while you enjoy a

complementary hand treatment.

We are open from Black Friday till Christmas Eve. Come in any time and enjoy a cup of chai tea while you shop!

We carry a wide range of gifts for those special people on your shopping list : • Skin & hair care products from Aveda & Phytomer • Special holiday gift sets from Aveda • Travel size hair & skin stocking stuffers – only available this time of year • Wide range of essential oils and jojoba massage oil – what we use at the spa For each $100 in gift cards or products you will receive a $20 Gift certificate good for products or services till June 15, 2012.

Extra bonus gift for that special person or keep for yourself!

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The Cape May Crossword

None of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle just for “Exit Zero”! By Jon Roth So YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword are all related to this week’s issue. The theme: mistletoe. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, exitzero.us.

ACROSS 1. In centuries past, many believed mistletoe provided protection from spells cast by these female enchanters.

3. Mistletoe grows in tropical and subtropical regions. On the East Coast, you won’t find it further north than this familiar state.

6. W hen this Three’s Company star was diagnosed with breast cancer, she took mistletoe extract in lieu of chemotherapy.

9. In this song, the singer requests “snow and mistletoe, and presents ‘round the tree.”

12. The berries in mistletoe are this color.

13. T his is the country responsible for popularizing the Christmas tree.

17. Another important kind of holiday foliage, this plant is poisonous, like the mistletoe, and is originally from Mexico.

18. T his is a Rodgers & Hammerstein musical. It’s also the state whose emblem depicts mistletoe.

19. T he “mistle” in mistletoe is Old English for this word (for a hint, check the page 12).

21. This English Christmas carol doesn’t mention mistletoe, but does refer to two

These priests were huge mistletoe fans... 16 Down

other plants that get a lot of attention during the holidays.

22. In this Christmas song, the narrator saw something illicit taking place “underneath the mistletoe last night.”

23. This teen’s recently released holiday album is titled Under the Mistletoe.

DOWN 2. This song references a mistletoe “hung where you can see.”

4. This American author, best known for writing “The Headless Horseman,” was also one of the first to mention mistletoe in the States.

5. While this word sounds the same as the first half of “mistletoe,” it actually describes a liturgical booklet that contain instructions for a mass.

7. In the mythology of this Scandinavian country, the god Baldur is killed by an arrow made of mistletoe.

8. Mistletoe was often considered a sign

of truce. If warring factions exchanged it, fighting was over for the day. Much like offering an _____ ______.

10. Heart pounding? Mistletoe is sometimes used medicinally to make sure this doesn’t get too high.

11. We associate mistletoe with Christmas, but in much of Europe the plant is more prevalent during this January holiday.

14. When he ventured into the underworld to see his dead father, this mythic founder of Rome carried mistletoe to stay safe.

15. In this country, where Afrikaans is the most common language, mistletoe is crushed to create a glue-like substance, which helps to trap birds.

16. These pagans, who existed in England and Ireland during ancient times, held mistletoe in very high regard, even using it in ceremonies of human sacrifice.

20. The mistletoe plant is also a ________. Without a host tree, it wouldn’t be able to survive.

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The Old Fogey

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Ah, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

am not sure about The Mistletoe.

On the one hand, it encourages spontaneous smooching, which I am all for. But on the other hand, it makes one the object of spontaneous kissing, which I am not all for, unless I can vet the would-be kissers.

Of course, back in MY day, kissing was something that took place only after one had known a young lady or gentleman for at least 15 years, and was pre-arranged for a public place at exactly noon, with a dozen chaperones in each camp, and a sworn-in witness from either the judiciary or constabulary on hand to ensure no boundaries were crossed. And that kiss had to be no longer than one and a half seconds, with one’s tongue protruding from the SIDE of one’s mouth at all times so that witnesses could be sure that nothing “French” or otherwise untoward was going on. And a gentleman had to be very careful that his kisses were not so potent so as to make a lady swoon from excitement, nor so powerful that she had the air sucked from her lungs and subsequently passed out.

All of that changed, of course, in the time of Free Love, and in our city’s Cape Gay era. Back in those days, one was lucky to receive a kiss as a hasty fare-thee-well token as one’s paramour du jour left in the morning, both parties unsure of the other’s identity or even gender, for that matter.

Of course I was an expert kisser, being possessed of naturally strong lips and having spent a college gap year as the only male under the age of 50 (I was 17) at an all-girl’s horseback-riding school in the Swiss Alps.

I swear, by evening I was oft so exhausted from locking lips that it was all I could do to lie down on the grass and, as I slept, various young ladies would kiss my upturned mouth, which still had enough instinctive kissing ability that the sound of their hearts thumping would sometimes wake me.

Still, I was not unhappy to have the art of kissing more regulated, so that I was able to enjoy a simple walk through our fair city without being pounced upon (I had no time for this nonsense unless it was by the Late Mrs D’Catur, who had such passion for me that if I was gone for more than an hour, she would upon my return spring on me like a tiger).

And so I am vaguely in favor of mistletoe, in that if I can see it in the room, and ensure there are none of those sorts of ninnies present who tape a sprig to their hat and prowl around looking foolish and puckered, then I can pick my moment to enjoy a peck on the lips.

I am off to apply lip balm and prepare myself for your attentions…

Town Bank Fire Company’s 10th Annual

BRING YOUR CAMERA!

CHRISTMAS BASKET RAFFLE!

Sunday, December 4, 2011, 8am to Noon 224 Townbank Road, North Cape May Each child will receive a treat from Santa’s Sack and face painting Donations are $7 children and $10 for Adults For more info, call 886-5511 or 886-1897

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Purchase any advance ticket and get 20% off your stay at The Primrose Inn. Call 609-884-8288

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Activity Of The Week

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A weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: A Dickens Christmas Extravaganza.

ans of Charles Dickens have varied reasons for enjoying his work. Some readers like ghosts, or to see a character transformed with spirited help. Others appreciate the humor, such as the fun Dickens has with names – Mrs Chickenstalker and the Peerybingles are among my favorites, along with young Master Charley Bates, whose given name was often omitted. Many respond to his social commentary, or vivid description of London life. Dickens also tells compelling tales – David Copperfield was my first book of a thousand pages, and I remember wishing it were longer. And some Dickens fans just like what he did for Christmas.

Many Christmas traditions began with Dickens, and others were popularized by him. A Christmas Carol is only one of five of Dickens’ Christmas-themed stories. Maybe that’s why Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts holds its Dickens Extravaganza this time of year, when scholars and fans – some in full Dickensian regalia – will gather in Cape May from December 4-6.

The Dickens Extravaganza includes

performances, lectures, and a feast fit for Fezziwig. The festivities begin on December 4 with “Christmas Presents from the Past.”

On December 5, there will be a lecture on David Copperfield, presented by Dr Jay Friedlin, president emeritus of the Philadelphia Dickens Fellowship; followed by a living history presentation by the Holiday Meeting

of the Cape May Literary Society. After lunch is a lecture on “Dickens’ Life, Times & Inspirations” by playwright John K. Alvarez, followed by a presentation of his one-man play, Sincerely, Ebenezer.

Tuesday brings “A Morning of Holiday Music,” followed by a lecture on “The Impact of Industrialization on the Victorian Era.” The afternoon topic is Victorian spiritualism, and the event concludes with a “Gala Dickensian Feast.” Guests are invited to dress in period costume, or as a favorite character. The Extravaganza package is $150. Individual admission to lectures is $10, or admission to the Dickensian Feast is $50. Most events take place at the Inn of Cape May. For tickets, contact MAC at 609884-5404 or email info@capemaymac.org.

The Dickens Christmas Extravaganza caters to teachers, readers, and ardent Dickens fans.

But before you commit to reading the author’s complete works, consider that he wrote about 3.85 million words. Keep Dickens in your heart with the Dickens Christmas Extravaganza.

Next week: Winter at the Nature Center

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Art for the Strange Paintings too odd for the average wall

By Brian DeMusz • 609-425-4902 probably NOT a good gift idea

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Announcing Cape May’s Employee Of The Week photograph by Gabi Urda

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NORTH BEACH health club Same Friendly Place!

Same Low Rates!

Holiday Special $34.99 per month (3 month minimum)

Get up to 2 Months FREE... ask for details!

Come by and pick up a schedule of our classes!

We are offering: FREE BOOTCAMP FREE CROSSFIT (Cert Level One Trainer) FREE SPIN • YOGA • BOXING INTERVAL CLASSES • STEP CLASSES SCULPT CLASSES • PILATES ZUMBA AND MORE...

FREE!!!

Name: Sergiu Marinu Occupation: Valet at Congress Hall Age: I’m 28.

Hometown: I’m originally from Romania.

How long have you worked here? I started here in June of 2007.

Best thing about the job? Being in contact with new people all the time, plus I get to drive some pretty cool cars.

What do you recommend here? I tell them to have a drink in the Brown Room, or maybe some wine on the on the veranda.

What’s your OTHER dream job? I would like to run my own business someday – to have my own company and be my own boss.

Favorite thing about Cape May? It’s a beautiful, quiet town where you can relax with your family and not have to worry about anything.

I think it’s the best vacation town in New Jersey. Interview by Kate Chadwick Want to nominate an employee of the week?

Email kate@exitzero.us.

AND OUR COMPETITIVE, LOW PRICES ARE STILL THE SAME! AFTER A HARD WORKOUT YOU CAN RELAX IN OUR SAUNAS!

(609) 898-3800 3845 Bayshore Road North Cape May

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The Cape May Health And Beauty Guide The Place

Any Particular Service That I Should Try Here?

Hours of Operation

Credit Cards

ACCENT ON BEAUTY 128 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-7040 www.accentonbeautycapemay.com

ECONOMIC RELIEF PRICING at the salon that ws voted Jersey Shore's BEST DAY SPA. Accent on Beauty does hair, facials, nails, massage and makeup all under one roof.

Their expert technicians are available for ALL your beauty needs.

Open 6 days Monday-Saturday @ 10am Closed on Sunday.

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Artizan Salon and Spa 600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May (609) 884-4499

Artizan specializes in Wedding Parties and Special Occasions. They will handle all of your makeup and up-dos. Trust them to make you look your best when it counts.

And Artizan is now even open on Mondays for your beauty needs!

Monday-Saturday @ 9am Extended hours on Wednesday and Thursday.

Closing times vary.

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Cape may yoga (609) 827.8886 www.yogacapemay.com

Karen Manette offers numerous classes around Cape May. All classes are only $5 per person and sponsored by The Cape May City Recreation Department. Try her aqua yoga class on Wednesdays at 5:30 at the Cape May Elementary School.

See class schedule in ad

Call for more details.

Cape May Day Spa 607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com

This award-winning spa offers the Couple’s Victorian Experience, beginning in an Monday-Friday 10-6 oversized whirlpool, followed by a Swedish massage, and ending with light refreshments. Saturday 9-6 Plus, they sell some great products your body will just love!

Sunday 9-5

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Circle of Light holistic & massage Cape May (609) 457-6311

Terri Carrigan-Litzi is here to get your energy in line! She’s a registered nurse, holistic practictioner, massage therapist and Reki practitioner. Terri is also a certified Sound Healer who has practiced for ten years in New Jersey and New Mexico. If you suffer from chronic pain or stress, call her today.

Call for an appointment.

Call for more details.

Dr louis j. Feldman 741 Washington Street Cape May (609) 884-4260

Dr Feldman and his team provide top-notch cosmetic and restorative dentistry. The office Call for an appointment. is on call for your Dental Emergencies and endorsed by Cape Island Urgent Care.

Call for more details.

Dr arlene Hughes Gorny 937 Columbia Avenue Cape May (609) 898-0800

Dr Arlene Hughes Gorny will help you with your greatest asset – your eyes! She offers Comprehensive Eye Exams, contact lens fittings and a wide stock of unique frames to keep you seeing clearly.

Call for an appointment.

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Millenium ADMINISTRATORS (866) MHG-2489 www.millennium-tpa.com

Millenium Administrators is an insurance agency that handles Health Insurance for individuals, companies and employers both large and small.

Monday-Friday 9-4:30.

Agents on call 24/7.

Cash and check only.

North Beach Health Club 3860 Bayshore Road (609) 886-4842 www.northbeachgym.com

They have great equipment, a clean environment and attentive instructors. Try their Boot Camp, an effective, easy-to-follow routine guaranteeing lost pounds in the first week. This place is joining up with Cape May Health Club soon!

Monday-Friday 5am-10pm, Saturday 7am-6pm, Sunday 8am-4pm.

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Sea Spa 251 Beach Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-6543 www.congresshall.com

Sea Spa is a full-service luxury destination spa. Spending a day there is like taking your Wednesday-Saturday own personal mini-vacation. They have a full line of Massages and Facials, Manicures 9:30am-6pm and Pedicures available.

Sunday 9:30am-3pm Tuesday- by Appointment

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Shear Sunsations 1400 Texas Avenue Cape May (609) 884-3011

Owner Marie Conway prides herself on a friendly, skilled staff and fair prices.

Everyone likes the Foils and Cuts. Patrons are often asked, “Where did you get that done?” Please welcome Maryanne to the staff by booking an appointment with her!

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Wednesday 9-4, Thursday-Sunday 9-5.

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Helen Hopkins, Wild Willy Heitman

Jay, Jim

Geno White

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Mike, John

Jay, Mary Ann

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NEW CLASSES!

Franklin Street School Civic Center (behind the Fire House in Cape May) ADULT BALLET SCULPT - Tuesday, 11:00 a.m.

YOGA FLOW (All Levels) - Wednesday, 11:00 a.m.

ADULT BALLET SCULPT/PILATES FUSION - Friday, 11:00 a.m.

YOGA FLOW (All Levels) - Saturday, 10:00 a.m. & Cape May City Elementary School Lafayette Street AQUA YOGA - Wednesday, 5:30 p.m.

All classes are only $5.00 and are sponsored by the Cape May City Rec Department Contact Karen @ 609.827.8886 www.yogacapemay.com • email: kbosna28@yahoo.com

Gotta Have it!

Artizan Staff Favorite!

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Stop in for the BEST Bronzer Ever!

Now open on Monday and Late on Wednesday & Thursday!

600 Park Boulevard, West Cape May 609-884-4499

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“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.” ~ William Arthur Ward

11/11: Cape May Jazz Fest Fundraiser At Martini Beach photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Mark and Pam DePazza, Pat Heitman

CARE FOR YOUR SMILE...

Call Dr. Feldman’s office today!

You’ll be glad you did...

And so will the people you smile at!

LOUIS J. FELDMAN, D.D.S., LLC 741 Washington Street Cape May, NJ 08204

(609) 884-4260

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

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HUEY is an 18-month-old hound mix waiting for a rescuer. He was brought to the shelter by animal control a few weeks ago and, sadly, no one has come to claim him. He’s a sweet boy who will need some training as he can be a little jumpy, but with guidance he should be just fine. Because Huey weighs 67 pounds, he’d do best with older kids. He also likes other dogs (and squeaky toys!). The adoption fee is only $95.

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LUCY, a 47-pound Foxhound, is a cutie who’s not yet seven years old.

She can be anxious at times, so she is going to need a calm and quiet home with someone who has the patience and time to dedicate to her. If anyone is able to offer Lucy what she needs to thrive, please call the shelter at 609465-8923 for more information. This could be your best friend. The adoption fee is only $35.

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SONIC is a handsome one-year-old American Eskimo/sheltie mix who was recently surrendered to the shelter because he was a bit rambunctious with the owner’s young child. He doesn’t know what he did wrong; he thinks he was just being the playful pup he is! Now, he needs a home where he’ll get lots of training, exercise, understanding and love. In return, he’ll be your loyal companion. The adoption fee is only $95.

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

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TANK’S first owners left him behind when they moved out, and he was taken in by the new tenants. Unfortunately, although he’s very sweet, he couldn’t get along with the pet dogs. If you think you can spare enough love for this displaced cutie, please come in to the shelter and give him a chance; the adoption fee is only $20.

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KIT is a four-year-old torti who was brought in with her brother, Kaboodle.

He was lucky enough to be adopted, but Kit is still waiting for a forever home. Until a kind soul decides to care for her, she’s all alone!

This is a shame, as she’s so loving and affectionate. She enjoys being petted, and she doesn’t mind being picked up.

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CASSY is a barn buddy, who will keep pesky rodents and little critters from running amok in your warehouse, business or barn. Like all of the shelter’s barn buddies, she’ll arrive spayed, and vaccinated against distemper, rabies and feline leukemia. She’s also been FIV-tested and ear-tipped. For more information, call 465-8923.

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EACH December, holiday decorations begin to deck the halls, families get together, and the air is filled with the sounds of laughter and joy. Cape May Stage brings all of those elements together in our Second Stage production of My Shadow And Me on Monday, December 5, and in our main stage production of This Wonderful Life now playing through December 31.

Families will love My Shadow and Me which features song and dance — and even a puppet — as it explores how friends can support each other. Mary is backstage in a Broadway theatre when she encounters Bryan, a vaudevillian feeling a bit lost. Along with Fletcher the Dog, they create an act! New York performers like Maureen McGovern and Tovah Feldshuh have come to Cape May to premiere their show before it opens in New York. Children will giggle and adults will celebrate the happy feelings in this play. Tickets are only $20 for adults and $10 for kids and can be ordered at 884-1341 or online at capemaystage.org. Cape May Stage’s Second Stage Series brings you cutting edge new work on traditionally dark nights at the theatre.

This Wonderful Life plays Thursdays through Saturdays at 8pm and Saturdays and Sundays at 3pm until New Year’s Eve. Cape May Stage encourages families to get together to see this iconic staple of the holidays. With the support of Sturdy Savings Bank, Cape May Stage has scheduled a half-price senior matinée on December 10 at 3pm. What a perfect time for grandparents to take their grand-

Above: Broadway’s Larry Daggett plays George Bailey and Bedford Falls’ finest citizens in This Wonderful Life, now playing through December 31. Below: Families will delight in the world premiere production of My Shadow and Me, featuring Fletcher the Dog, on December 5. children to the theatre. Broadway actor Larry Daggett plays all the roles and even plays the piano at the same time. Opening night was a triumph and the audience raved about the whole production, including the creative new set and lighting design! Come see for yourself what everyone is talking about.

Subscriptions for 2012 season at Cape May Stage are a coveted gift. There is something special about becoming a subscriber. In addition to the many benefits, you are part of a community of patrons enjoying good work and expanding their views of the world.

Come join the party and see every show that is produced. You know that Cape May Stage brings talent from Broadway and Los Angeles in plays that are revered throughout the country.

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Bird Droppings

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The weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

his column is about Snow Geese. You know, those big white birds you see in winter that aren’t swans. They used to be common. Then they became rare – the snow geese, not the swans. Then they became common – in fact, abundant.

Sounds like life, doesn’t? Lots of ups and downs.

As the name suggests, the birds are mostly white (only the wing tips are black).

You’ve probably noted that lots of white or whitish birds have black wing tips (including Northern Gannet, assorted gulls and terns). I’ll tell you why at the end of the article.

But the easiest way to tell Snow Geese from Canada Geese is by color – mostly white versus mostly gray. The other way is by voice. Canada Geese (not Canadian) say “ah-honk (kind of like a Canadian “a-honk,” which is probably why many people refer to them as Canadian Geese).

Snow Geese say “wa-wa.”

Wait a minute, you’re thinking. The logo on WAWA boasts a Canada Goose, not a Snow

Goose. Yeah. It does. Chances are the marketing people or the advertising agency got it wrong – not that it matters. Doesn’t diminish the quality of the sandwiches and the coffee is just as good.

Back to geese.

Snow Geese used to be very common along the Atlantic Seaboard and then, along with many other fish and fowl, they

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In the 1950s, there was only one f lock of Snow Geese in New Jersey. They were located on Egg Island Point near Fortescue.

The New Jersey Audubon Society used to lead an annual field trip (by boat) to see the couple of thousand birds.

Now there are tens of thousands of Snow Geese that winter in the state.

You can see them in the marshes south of Dennisville. You can see them pretty nearly everywhere along the Delaware Bayshore. You can see them on agricultural land in Gloucester County, in the marshes behind Atlantic City, on farmland in Hunterdon County...

The birds are very, very common now.

Relish it.

My introduction to Snow Geese came when I was a sophomore in high school.

I happened upon a book written by Paul Galico called, not surprisingly, The Snow

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Bird Droppings ? From Page 89 Goose. It was about a lonely, physically deformed English painter who met a grimy little Saxon girl who was carrying (it so happens) a wounded Snow Goose. The goose lived. The girl grew up. The painter and the girl fell in love. He died before the love came to fruition.

It’s a short book.

The first Snow Geese I ever saw were in the marshes near Tuckahoe. I was (believe it or not) hunting geese...or, more honestly, a buddy and I had a bunch of goose decoys spread out on the open marsh and we were lying amid them with shotguns in our hands with the espoused purpose of shooting one or two just in the event geese were more stupid than we were.

We weren’t having much success (owing largely to the fact that the marsh was wrapped in a blind fog). Then, around 9am, we heard geese honking, except it was more a bark than a honk – more “wawa” than “ah-honk.” The f lock passed right over us. I couldn’t see anything but f lickering black triangles – the wing tips. The rest of the birds melted into the fog.

It was neat.

Incidently, for some inexplicable rea-

son we just left all those decoys on the marsh. I’ve often wondered what waterfowler benefited from our casual generosity.

The next time I saw Snow Geese was in North Carolina: Cape Hatteras National Seashore, to be exact. It was December. I was camping. It was cold. There was a guy and two kids in a nearby tent (who were also very cold) and at dawn thousands of Snow Geese started f lying overhead, all going “wa-wa.”

Said the guy to the two kids, “A-hey, look at all the big white ducks.”

I’ll remember this till the day I die.

Okay, you’ve earned your reward. Why are the wing tips of so many white birds black? To save on wear and tear. White feathers abrade faster than dark ones and wing tips take a beating on birds in f light.

The pigment in dark tipped wings makes them stronger so more resistant to f light induced friction.

Still don’t know the difference between Snow and Canada Geese and can’t hear the “wa-wa” or the “ah-honk?” Then just head over to the Cape May Bird Observatory, THE place for all your nature needs. The CMBO is located at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking Lake Lily in Cape May Point (609-884-2736), and is open from 9:30am

to 4:30pm every day but Tuesday. While you’re there, check out the view of the lake from the wide selection of scopes and binoculars, pick up a free map and schedule of daily walks and programs for the season – yes, we have walks throughout the year, even some in December and January. Take a look at the sighting sheets, scan the bookshelves or pick up a bargain from the used and vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise (including a terrific lithograph done just for the Cape May Bird Observatory), or just browse around. Sit outside on our garden benches and enjoy the birds at the feeders and the view of Lake Lily. If you can’t make it in person, you can also visit us online at BirdCapeMay.org – where birding Cape May is only a click away!

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Pete uses his talents and energy to make the natural world real for others. Author of several books on and about nature (available at the CMBO) he weaves information, insight and even fantasy into a net that captures minds and hearts. He has written for virtually every birding publication and for The New York Times.

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The Cape May Fire Department recently updated its garden and museum. As part of our new landscaping, we will be offering the opportunity to own a piece of Cape May history, in the form of a personalized brick paver. These pavers will be sold in 4” x 8” ($100) and 9” x 9” ($150). All proceeds go towards equipment and training of our firefighters.

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The Dating Column

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Stella Dixon’s take on romance on Old Cape Island

HERE’S a battle going on between my head and my heart. But I’m in love, and that’s pretty much the way it goes when you’re in love.

If our heads and our hearts were always on the same page, love would be easy.

I’ve fallen for a guy who’s really bad on paper. He’s a senior citizen. He’s overly anxious. He’s not overly attractive. Some of you may have seen him in last week’s paper. He’s the mangy, 12-year-old(!) German Shepherd with the big ears who was surrendered to the Cape May County Animal Shelter four months ago. Today, I’m bringing him home, and my head’s telling me that’s a really stupid decision. I’ve had very little experience with big dogs (Rudy is 72 pounds), and no experience with pets that are hard of hearing (did I mention that part?). I also have no money.

Hell, I don’t even have a leash which, I’m realizing, the nice people at the shelter asked me to bring today. I live in a house that’s already got two dogs and two cats, and a LOT of stairs (did I mention that Rudy is arthritic?). As I sit here typing this, I’m having a mild panic attack.

But my heart doesn’t care. My heart is the thing that told me to get in the car and drive to the shelter. My heart told me not to walk away from those big, sad eyes looking through the bars of a small, concrete cage. My heart told me to sign the paperwork and pay the eight dollar (eight dollar!) adoption fee.

I’m not going to justify this. I’m not going to tell you that, when it comes to love, a person can never go wrong with ignoring her head and following her heart. That would be a lie,

and a clichéd one at that. Of course your heart can steer you wrong. Hearts tell us to hitch our wagons to guys who end up being lazy, demeaning SOBs, and to women who end up being gold-digging princesses. Hearts tell us to give up our jobs, our friends, pieces of ourselves in order to pursue liars and cheaters and frauds. And for all I know, my eight-dollar guy could end up being an eight-dollar disaster who chews through all of my landlord’s furniture and brings home fleas. Or he could die tomorrow; he’s 84 in people years, after all.

But if I’ve learned anything, it’s that the heart, no matter how wrong it may be, is always going to win out over the head. There’s no use in fighting it. So go ahead, make a commitment to an obnoxious man or an arthritic dog. Not because it’s some noble thing. Not because it’s brave. And certainly not because following one’s heart is a good idea. (If your head’s telling you that you’re being an idiot, chances are, you’re being an idiot.) Do it because you have no choice. Your heart — bastard organ that it is — will nag you until you do what it says...even if that means bringing home a mangy, arthritic, bad-on-paper guy.

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Sleeping Around

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Zelda Zablonski tests the beds in Cape May’s hotels and inns. This week... Victorian Lace Inn.

LEEPING around Cape May sounds like a pretty awesome gig. I get to experience the fluffiest beds and, even more importantly for a food junkie like me, the fluffiest pancakes of Victorian hotels across town. It’s great... except that usually, I am all alone. These places are positively primed for romance, and I’m showing up not with a lover, but my favorite pair of PJs and a laptop computer. Plates of chocolate-covered strawberries from room service aren’t exactly a plus when you’re without a plus-one. In fact, they can be downright depressing.

So imagine my dismay when I showed up to the Victorian Lace Inn. With its cobblestone walks, sweeping ocean views, and cedar-shake exterior, it’s the perfect place to be in love. And it is one of Cape May’s premier honeymoon destinations. Just shoot me.

But here’s the thing I learned about Victorian Lace during my delightful overnight visit. There’s so much to comfort you here that a guest doesn’t need a significant other in tow in order to feel warm and fuzzy inside.

The inn’s petite owner, Carrie O’Sullivan, greeted me with a plate of chocolate chip cookies in a room decorated with portraits of her family (five kids!), oriental rugs she’s had since before she got married more than thirty years ago, and an adorable golden doodle nearly the size of Carrie herself. But the centerpiece of the room was the chimney staircase which Carrie’s husband, Andy, says acts just like a real fireplace in the way it funnels heat.

My room wasn’t at the top of these stairs like all the others. In fact, my room wasn’t anything like all the others. Most of them are decorated in a mix of 19th and 20th century décor. There’s even a Conestoga Wagon armoire inside one of them that breaks down into six pieces held together by wood wedges. This way, it’s easily transported to the west in a wagon — even 19th century ladies knew the importance of a good dresser — and easily set up again as a lady’s wardrobe. But no wagon furniture for me; the O’Sullivans showed me instead to the Cork room. It’s the only modern suite in the place, put on as an addition and designed by Andy himself.

Andy is first-generation Irish, and

The romantic Victorian Lace Inn is a charming and popular honeymoon destination, just one short block to the beach here in Cape May all of his rooms are named for counties in Ireland. A sign on the door of the Cork suite reads “cead mile failte,” or “a hundred thousand welcomes.” Inside, there are so many choices that it’s hard to know where to go first. To the little kitchenette area, where more chocolate chip cookies are waiting? To the sun room on the right, with a view of the inn’s beautiful front lawn? Or to the living room, an airy space with four windows, hardwood flooring, and a 36-inch gas fireplace?

Wherever you choose, there’s enough open space to have your own personal dance party (you can do that when you’re alone).

In the living room, after a long day at the office, I felt immediately calm, due largely, I think, to the mellow yellow walls. (The exact name of this paint is top-secret; Andy mixes several together in order to come up with the warmest color possible.) Lining these walls is nautical-themed artwork, including one piece, “Flame takes the lead,” inspired by a classical sail race. But my attention went right to the bookshelves, custom designed by Andy himself and stocked with everything from Agatha Christie to books on Symbolist Art. There are 231 titles total (when a girl is all by her lonesome, she has time to count such things).

There’s also a number of items from the O’Sullivan’s personal collection, including a vintage sand pail and shovel, a hand-painted weather vane, just enough seashells to remind you where you are, and nine wooden ducks.

I selected a book about beekeeping (why not?), and headed upstairs to the second floor. Underneath a burnt sienna ceiling (another of Andy’s paint concoctions, no doubt), I climbed into a deep Jacuzzi tub, where I felt grateful to be alone, for two reasons. One: no one was there to chastise me about eating in the bathroom (I brought some of Carrie’s cookies into the tub), and two: the dualaction Jacuzzi massage was better than any massage I’ve gotten from a man.

After my bath, I fell asleep in front of yet another fireplace, on 1200 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, to the sales pitch of a woman selling purses on the home shopping network (again, there was no one there to keep me from this guilty pleasure). I awoke to check out the view from my bedroom’s deck, from which you can both see and smell the ocean and, most importantly, fully enjoy your company, or your solitude.

At 9am sharp, I joined the rest of the inn’s guests in front of the dining room fireplace for a breakfast of pumpkin pancakes, fresh honeydew and sausage. (Carrie makes everything from scratch, including the maple whipped cream, made with real Vermont syrup.) I was grateful to be on my own once again; I’m in it for the fluffy pancakes after all, and I’m no good at sharing food this good.

For their hundred thousand welcomes, I can assure you, you will leave Victorian Lace wanting to extend the O’Sullivans a hundred thousand thanks... whether you’re plus a plusone or not.

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11/8: Annual Harvest Supper At Cape May Elementary photographS by Aleksey moryakov

Matt, Ashley and Caroline Young

Apex

Realty, Inc.

2505 Bayshore Rd. Villas, NJ 08251 • Broker Daniel J. Senico 910 Weeks Landing Rd., Erma • $159,900 The Melendez crew

1+ Acre Buildable Lot with Well & Septic!

Theresa Senico

ABR, CRS, GRI, SRES 609-408-4655 theresasenico.com

Jill, Abby, Jacob and Bob Simcox

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11/8: Shore Slam At Lucky Bones photographS by aleksey moryakov

Diane Friedrich, Chris and Barb Sobel, Mike and Sue Tracey

Boner Chicks Holiday Toy and Food Drives

Please bring unwrapped toys and non-perishable food items for Toys for Tots and the Community Food Bank Drop off at 1159 Washington Street.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty

Cindy and Bill Huf

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11/8: Shore Slam At Lucky Bones

Bernadette Matthews, Ray Crews

Yvonne, Lisa

Suzanne Logeman, Diane Carson

Charles Logeman, Brendan Carson

Gracie Polliano, Anthony Fucci

Pat Kaye, Joan Cieslinski

PHOTOGRAPHS BY aleksey moryakov... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May Toll Free: 888-309-7454 • Local: (609) 884-1888 www.HomeSteadCapeMay.com Dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner

1287 WILSON DRIVE, COLD SPRING Located in the heart of the marina district this neat, clean cottage can be used throughout the year.

This home includes a newer heating system, roof, kitchen and bath. This is the perfect place to get away! Commercial, investment or just your quaint fishing bungalow at the shore. $300,000

422 BAYWYN ROAD, CAPE MAY BEACH What a price for a 2 bedroom, 1 bath home one block from the bay!

This home has been in the same family for many years and needs some updating. Remodel the existing home or build your dream home on this nice wooded lot. This property is priced below assessed value and will move quickly. Call for appointment. $125,000

306 STITES avenue, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE This well maintained, conveniently located ranch style home is priced to sell! This home offers 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, kitchen, dining room, office, laundry room, and one car garage all on a beautiful lot with mature trees. This home is close to shopping, the library and the hospital. Make your appointment today! $167,500

687 SOCS LANE, COLD SPRING You don’t want to miss this artisan cottage nestled south of the canal being sold under assessed value. This home offers a large living room and a big eat-in kitchen with breakfast nook. There are two bedrooms plus a loft over the living room which can be used as a third bedroom for your out of town guests or extra storage. Hardwood floors and a gas fireplace make this funky little place a great get away cottage. $299,000

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Homes Of The Week

Check out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

403 Reading Avenue Cape May Turn Key Operation! 3 BR ranch home situated in a neighborhood with numerous new luxury homes and less than 5 blocks to the beach.

Seller has maintained excellent rental history. “The Grey Goose Cottage” is a cozy single family home with ample offstreet parking and a 1.5 car attached garage. This premier location is centrally positioned between downtown, the beaches and the Marina District. The footprint offers unique remodeling or re-development potential. $549,000 DeSatnick Real Estate 324 Carpenter’s Lane Cape May (609) 884-1300 www.desatnickrealestate.com

9 Sheriff Taylor, North Cape May

15 Broadway, Unit 16, Cape May Driftwood Condo Located just a 1/2 block from the wonderful beaches of Cape May. Well planned first floor condo with open layout. Well maintained building with great rental history. $387,000

Coastline Realty Carol Menz, Broker (609) 884-5005 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May www.coastlinerealty.com

2 Freedom Drive, Greenbriar Rio Grande

Meticulously kept 4 bedroom 2 and ½ bath 3 story home.

1st level offers a spacious and well designed floor plan with an office or a bedroom, wonderful living room with high ceiliings and a dining room, spacious kitchen with center island, laundry room and ½ bath.

The 2nd level features a large master bedroom with en suite bath and large walk in closet, 3 additional bedrooms and another full bath. Third level walk up storage, full basement & attached 2 car garage. A must see! Newly priced at $369,900.

This ranch style home is located in a quiet community close to all local attractions. Offered in move-in conditon, this home boasts a spacious and open floor plan. There are two bedrooms and a third room currently used as a den/sitting room but cann easily convert back to a third bedoom. Enjoy warm afternoons on the open front porch and evenings in the rear screened room or gazebo.

There is plenty of room for storage in the attached garage.

Don’t wait! $215,000.

Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

699 Route 47 South Dennis

4 Arthurs Court Erma

41 Jackson Street Cape May

Possible seller financing offered for the Christopher Ludlum House. This historic home is a Georgian five-bay block with Gable-end-chimneys, center door and rear additions. The central front door leads into a hall flanked by two rooms that are the embellishment of the hall and parlor function, and there are matching gable end chimneys. The original structure is an I - House type that was popular in the mid-Atlantic and the South during this century. 6 bedrooms, 2 full and 2 half baths. $445,000.

This expansive home sits on over and acre. Perfect for a large family, this home offers an open floor plan with living room opening to a large rear deck, dining area, and kitchen with both breakfast bar and breakfast nook. Great for entertaining! All the bedrooms are spacious and welcoming with one on the first floor and four on the second floor. Second floor also offers large family or media room. Entrance to full storage attic is located on the second floor with standard staircase. $479,000.

Beautiful Victorian home on one of Cape May’s prettiest streets converted to condominiums - Just one half block to beach and mall - Unit #6 - is a cozy studio style condo. located on the 3rd floor.

Tastefully decorated with Victorian antiques mixed with modern appliances and conveniences – $255,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington St. (609) 884-3332 www.chrisclemanssir.com

Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington St., Cape May 609-884-5800 www.jerseycaperealty.com

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington St. Mall Cape May (609) 884-8428 www.cbcapemay.com

717 Broadway West Cape May

1 BEVERLY ROAD TOWNBANK

817 sewell avenue cape may

This 3 unit Townhome Complex houses 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths each and this includes both a Master Suite and Guest Suite. There is a two car garage for each unit also.

The complex is unfinished at the present time so you can add your own style. This is a great income producing property in a great location. $750,000

Magnificent is the only word to describe this home. Newly completed, everything in this home is top of the line quality and construction with an emphasis on the “green” aspect of building.

This home offers 4 bedrooms and 4 baths with plenty of room for entertaining and plenty of bay views to watch the gorgeous sunsets. You don’t want to miss this one! $999,990

You’ll love this 4 Bedroom, 1.5 Bath, two story home on tree-lined Sewell Avenue.

Gas Heat. Property is being sold in its “as is” condition.

Appointment Only. Tenant Occupied. $575,000

HomeStead Real Estate 846 Broadway West Cape May 609-884-1888 homesteadcapemay.com

Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street Cape May (609) 884-7001 www.tolz.com

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co. 1382 Lafayette Street, Joseph Gilmartin Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800 capemayvacations.com

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Rentals Of The Week 609.884.1300

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com rice!

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400 CHATAM DRive, CAPE MAY Well-maintained Tranquility 4 BR/2 BA home situated on a spacious corner property within minutes to downtown Cape May. $299,000

Adorable homes in America’s Original Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment

105 Texas Avenue Villas Two bedrooms, one bath and a tv room.

Propane heat and central air. $925 a month + utilities.

Theresa Senico Apex Realty 2505 Bayshore Road, Villas, NJ 08251 (609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com 1116 New Jersey Avenue, Cape May 3 brms., 2 ½ baths, large open liv/din/kitchen area, garage, a/c, w/d, internet, sleeps 8 $1,400 - $3,100.

1135 WASHINGTON ST., CAPE MAY Meticulously maintained 3 BR/2 BA Dutch Colonial within close proximity to shopping, beach and marina districts. $595,000

324 Carpenters Lane Suite 2C Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. de Satnick, Broker of Record

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street, Cape May 609-884-3332, www.chrisclemanssir.com

402 Gorham Avenue, North Cape May Year Round. $1,100 Month + Utilities 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom. No Pets.

902 Lafayette Street, Cape May Beautifully Updated 3 Bedroom 2.5 Bath Condo. Will meet all of your vacation needs, Walking distance to Beach, Shopping, & Restaurant.Amenities includes outdoor shower, BBQ, decks & parking.

1287 Wilson Drive, Cold Spring Year Round, 1 bedroom, 1 bath located in the marina district. $900/mo plus utilities.

Homestead Real Estate 846 Broadway, West Cape May (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com 2 bedroom 2.5 bath townhome at Cape Meadows. Meadows side unit.

Eat-in kitchen, dining, living room, rear deck, attached garage. Natural gas heat. Central A/C. Quiet residential community, yet an easy walk to the Mall. Priced for quick sale!

WWW.TOLZ.COM

1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May Phone: 609-884-7001 Email: info@tolz.com

211 Harvard Avenue, Cape May Point 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bath single family, Sleeps 8. $1600-$3350 per week.

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles 512 Washington Street Mall, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • www.cbcapemay.com

608 Leaming Avenue, North Cape May Year Round, 2 bedroom, 1 bath with large yard. $850/mo plus utilities.

4 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen, living room, dining area, family room, utility area, rear deck, front screened porch, vinyl siding, electric heat, outside shower. Unfinished aboveground basement area which adjoins the huge master bedroom & bath.

Being sold fully furnished. Owner says “sell!”

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May 884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

919 Stockton Avenue, Cape May Single family, sleeps 24.

Nine bedrooms, Three and a half baths. $3000-$5500 per week.

Coastline Realty 1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May (609) 884-5005 www.coastlinerealty.com

204 Cape Meadows Cape May $425,000.

42 Jackson Street, Unit 2, Cape May Beautifully furnished 2 BR/ 1 BA condo.

Sleeps 6. Close to Washington Street Mall and beaches. $1100-$2150/week.

15 S. Broadway, Cape May – “Driftwood Condos” – 1 to 3 BR units, sleeps 4 – 6, c/a, w/d, ; ½ block to beach - $700 - $2,500.

406 Baywyn Avenue, Cape May Beach Year Round. $1,250 Month + Utilities 4 Bedrooms, 1 Bath. Small Pet OK

311 knox avenue Cape May point $650,000

104 North Street, Unit 102, Cape May 2 BR/2.5 BA townhome. Sleeps 6. walk to the Mall & beaches! $1300-$2250/week.

216 Fifth Avenue, West Cape May Sleeps 10, 4 Bedrooms Off Season nightly rates 803 St James Place. Cape May Sleeps 8, 3 Bedrooms Off Season nightly rates Wilsey Realty 501 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

Call Heijung for availability at 609-602-8641 Heijung Park-Colameco, Broker Associate Jersey Cape Realty, 739 Washington St., Cape May • 609-884-5800 1301 New York Avenue, Cape May 4br, 2.5ba, w/d, d/w, cac, internet, sleeps 8 Low $1800/High $2500 509 Ocean Avenue, Cape May Point 3br, 1ba, w/d, d/w, cac, sleeps 6 Low $1000/High $2100 Jersey Cape Realty 739 Washington Street, Cape May (609) 884-5800 wwwjerseycaperealty.com 1219 Lafayette Street, Cape May 6 Bedroom, 3.5 Bath. Great house for large groups or big families.

Only $1300/wk off season!

1152 Washington Street, Cape May 3 Bedroom, 1 Bath. Inexpensive weekend rates! Call now and ask for Nick.

Tolz Realtors 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com

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A Little Bit About Exit Zero Publishing Who we are, what we do, and where we go

Established July 4, 2003, proudly inspired by the late, great Pennywise magazine. Exit Zero Publishing is owned by Jack Wright and Jason Black. We also publish high-quality books as well as this fine periodical.

Telephone: (609) 770-8479 Fax: (609) 770-8481 E-mail: info@exitzero.us Website: www.exitzero.us Mailing address: 109 Sunset Boulevard Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204 Editor/Publisher: Jack Wright, jack@exitzero.us Advertising Manager: Jason Black, jason@exitzero.us Staff Writers Kate Chadwick, kate@exitzero.us Diane Stopyra, diane@exitzero.us Project Manager: Dan Mathers, dan@exitzero.us Assistant Editor Jon Roth, jon@exitzero.us Arts Editor Tom Sims Photographers: Aleksey Moryakov, Sandy Maloney, Gabi Urda Graphic Artist: Doree Bardes Distribution People: Stephanie Grubb, Amy Wingate, Evangeline Wentletrap Columnists: Kate Chadwick (advice), Catherine Dugan (activities), David Gray (Old Fogey), Molly Stone (food), Diane Stopyra (dating), Everett Chance (dating) Labeler: Mary Smith Every Thursday, Exit Zero is delivered to around 300 places. Get it delivered to your home in a plastic mailer. It’s $50 for 47 B&W issues, plus five in color. Call (609) 770-8479 to subscribe.

Downtown Cape May Swain’s, Mariah’s, Guardian, Cape Savings Bank, Collier’s, All Irish Imports, Cape May Stage, Wilsey Realty, Pat Jackson Jewelers, Washington Commons Gallery, Celebrate Cape May, Go Fish, Sea Weeds, Cape Orient, Fiber Arts Yarn Shop, Acme, By The Sea Realty, Oyster Bay, Cape May Welcome Center, Depot Market, Congress Hall, Victorious, Pink, Star Inn, Bayberry Inn, Bank of America, Victorian Hotel, SOMA Art Gallery, Magicbrain Cybercafé, Island Grill, Primrose, Center For Community Arts.

Washington Street Mall The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Ella's, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd,

Jackson Mountain Café, Love The Cook, Bath Time, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Atlantic Books, Kaleidoscope, Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents.

Washington Street Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Billmae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers.

BEACHFRONT King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richard's Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette.

Columbia Avenue Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star.

Gurney/oCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Bamboo Shack, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel.

East Cape May Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Cape May Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape

Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin.

West Cape May VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Café, Flanegan’s Framing, 7-11, Copper Fish, Homestead Real Estate.

Sunset Boulevard Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop.

Route 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center.

North Cape May Laundromat, North Beach Gym, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May–Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary.

Off The Island The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards.

Villas Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It.

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