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Adeje rising star

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internacional de la canción de las Islas Canarias, and the first prize in the international Festival Berliner Perle 2010. A former Wingate pupil, Charlie, who is 17 years old, was born in the UK and is a resident of Adeje. He has already wowed the OT jury with his rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we wish him every success in the next phase.

Charlie Karlsen auditions for OT oung singer CharY lie Karlsen who has won several local and

international talent contest prizes, has now won his way to the final phase of the auditions for the next Operación Triunfo TV series (similar to Pop Idol) to be televised by Telecinco from Sunday January 16th. His wins so far include Tenerife’s Got Talent in 2008, the Granadilla young talent contest in El Médano and the Arona young talent contest held at the Los Cristianos Cultural Centre, both in 2009, as well as the Voz del Atlántico prize at last year’s Universong-Festival

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Playa San Juan

Health dis-service T

he patience of Guía de Isora council, and especially of the residents in and around the Playa San Juan area, finally ran out in the matter of their health cente.

Eight years ago land was given to the Canarian government to build a health centre, which, when it was proposed, was considered to be of the utmost urgency. Work began in 2004 and should have been finished in 2006. Four years later the centre has still not opened, despite statements in 2008 by the then Canarian Minister for Health, Mercedes Roldós that the centre would be opened, “shortly”. The council and local population organised a petition to demand the opening of this much needed service and denouncing the continued broken promises. They rapidly collected over a thousand signatures and local mayor, Pedro Martín took the petition personally into the offices of the Health Department, accompanied by the local councillors for Health and Social Services, Antonio Álvarez and Josefa Mesa. They were prevented from taking

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Niño, celebrating twenty years of caring for Adeje’s children

photographs of the action by members of the security staff. Martín underlined that this is by no means the first time the council have taken the initiative to try and break through the problems causing the delays and have even asked that the works come directly under the council’s direction to speed things along. He indicated that they have tried more traditional paths to get action, so far without a result. Martín affirmed that the centre, “was a wholly justified necessity,” and added,

“four years is too much time, and I believe we have been very patient. It is now time that this health resource was opened and that they stopped constantly putting us off and giving us excuses about something for which we can wait no longer”. The mayor stated that he had an upcoming meeting with the Canarian Minister for Health,

Josefa Mesa, Pedro Martín and Antonio Álvarez outside the Health Department

although no date had been set, and hoped it would be before the end of January. He also announced that if by the end of the month there had been no answer, they hadn’t ruled out using other methods of pressure.

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Reining in the participants during filming of some of the Take Me Out inserts in the Rancho Bonanza last year

a running theme throughout the series”. So there, no slight on Tenerife, no hidden agenda, shame it’s not mentioned on a regular basis, but let’s hope that it does generate positive publicity for the island in it’s own way. Among the companies and locations involved were the Regency Countr y Club, Hotel Jardín Tropical, Rancho Bonanza, Loro Parque and Siam Park and the Let’s Dance Academy.

the plane to take the drugs out of the airport. The police operation, called Palmero, has seen the arrest of 12 Spaniards, five Dominicans, three Venezuelans, Four Peruvians and a Mexican in Spain according to an official police press statement. A laborator y for cutting the drug was dismantled and 25 kilos of cocaine confiscated. Five more kilos of cocaine were found in Peru where six further arrests were made.

Adeje sports

Las Palmas

Can you hear the drums…

Isle of Fernando?

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enerife viewers of the ITV dating show Take Me Out have been a bit puzzled of late. It would appear that the romantic dates that the lucky (or unlucky in some cases) couples have been taking are on a sun kissed island, far from Blighty, called, for the purposes of the programme, the Isle of Fernando’s. However anyone who lives here or knows the island will have spotted that the island of love for the Take Me Outers is in fact Tenerife. The crews were here last year filming at a number of locations (all mentioned in their

‘thank yous’ on the official ITV website) and those involved at a local level seemed to be having as much fun as the couples themselves. But why no mention of Tenerife, given the excellent publicity it would generate for the island? The debate has been a hot topic on Tenerife Forum of late, where one member posted “… on the show they never mention Tenerife in fact they go out of their way to not mention us and call our Island ‘Island of Fernando’s’, whatever that is. Why or how can they do this? Did they not get enough money from the Tourism Board to mention Tenerife? It is a

strange one and there must be a reason.” As we had followed some of the couples during filming we contacted the programme and asked the same question, and received the following reply. “The Isle of Fernando’s is the fictional name of the island where our dating couples are taken on their first date. In keeping in context with the dating universe of series one of Take Me Out, when Fernando’s was the name of a bar in Manchester, in this series, our fictional hero Fernando has gone abroad and bought himself a private island - Isle of Fernando’s. This has been

Drugs arrests National police in Peru and the Spanish Civil Guard have arrested 25 people who were bringing drugs into Spain via Las Palmas and Madrid. Arrests were made in Las Palmas, Barcelona, Madrid and Peru of a group of individuals accused of trafficking cocaine between the two countries. Drugs were brought into the Las Palmas and Madrid airports in the internal organs of messengers, hidden in luggage or in special corsets. On arrival in Madrid two of the gang who were working in a handicapped assistance service used their access to

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Complex problems Adeje’s new sports complex at El Galeón has hit more snags, this time due to problems with the foundations. Diggers have been forced to stop levelling work after a technical study triggered concerns. The local council says it is confident the work can be resumed in a fortnight and that the completion date of 10-12 months will be met. The 8,000 square metre complex, which will be the biggest in the Adeje area, will offer tennis courts, a pool, gym and spa, among other facilities.

Jobless rate up

Out of work

Unemployment rose by just over 2.35 per cent in the Canaries in 2010, according to figures published by the Spanish government. The number of people registered as out of work at 31 December was slightly over 254,000, an increase of 5,900 compared to the same date the previous year. However, the monthly figure for December showed a fall of 2,000 compared to November, a situation interpreted by the government as a further sign of economic recovery.

ONCE

Teide wins Early bird readers might want to play the ONCE, the national lottery with profits going to the disabled, on Sunday January 16th. On that day the tickets will bear a picture of Mount Teide, as part of a series of tickets dedicated to Spain’s network of national parks. It is expected that up to 70 million tickets will be circulated in the country between now and April with images of the parks.


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Tobacco law

Smoking complaints T

he number of complaints filed against premises who have failed to implement the new anti-smoking legislation is relatively low in the Canaries, according to a consumer body which has set up a website to receive the complaints.

Spanair

Unexpected Luggage Clever marketing made one Christmas flight more than a bit special for all its passengers, and did no harm for Spanair either! On Christmas Eve Spanair arranged a ‘surprise’ for all those on Spanair flight JK5208 from Barcelona to Las Palmas. While waiting to claim their baggage every single passenger was amazed to see a personalised gift labelled with their name arrive on the conveyer belt. What’s more, the gifts were individually chosen according to the different profiles of the passengers. For the children, teddy bears, giant candy bars, toy horses, cars and trumpets, puppets and costumes. For the adults: beauty products, cameras and hats. As well as boosting the image of Spanair the campaign has become a Youtube, Facebook and Twitter hit, as the reactions of the passengers were filmed as the conveyer belt brought out the gifts. In the first 48 hours, the video that shows the Christmas campaign received more than 100,000 views and more than 7,000 users had shared it in Facebook and Twitter. The campaign was created by the Shackleton agency in Barcelona, and was designed, according to the agency’s vice president Enric Nel-lo, to ease “the emotional stress of travelling on such a special evening, and on one of the last flights, when everyone else is reunited with their families celebrating Christmas Eve. These passengers deserve a gift like the rest”. According to Núria Tarré, Commercial Director of Spanair, “this action strengthens the company’s image in the areas of innovation and closeness to our passengers. In essence, Spainair is ‘La de Todos’ or ‘Everyone’s Airline’… The video can be seen on www.islandconnections.eu/1 000003/1000003/0/31316/canary-islands-article.html

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The Facua organisation says by close of business after two days of the new law in force they had been informed of just 19 cases of non-compliance in the Canaries, 11 in the province of Las Palmas and 8 in Tenerife. The number is just a tiny fraction of the 1,100 complaints received across the country, more than a quarter of which were in Andalusia. In the most serious incident so far, a bar owner in Cáceres needed 16 stitches to his face after being seriously assaulted by a customer he ordered to put out his cigarette. Some restaurant and bar owners have said they will

defy the law and are calling on others to do so. In essence the new legislation, which is the strictest currently in operation in the EU, makes it illegal to smoke in enclosed spaces accessible to the general public or for communal use, including bars and restaurants where in many cases a ban was optional and therefore smoking was allowed. The law also makes it an offence to smoke in or near playgrounds (no minimum distance has been stipulated) and up to 50 metres beyond the doors of hospitals. Smoking will be permitted in designated areas in prisons and detention centres, long term care facilities (for the elderly, disabled, etc), as in many cases those affected do not have permission/the ability to leave the premises to smoke. Hotels may also designate a certain number of rooms as smoking rooms. What would appear to be causing almost as much controversy as the law itself is the

Strict smoking ban generating debate

encouragement to ‘denounce’ or report those who are smoking, many Spaniards stating that this is a return to a dictatorial ‘big brother’ kind of regime. In bars and restaurants for instance, if someone is found to be smoking, both the smoker and the owner of the premises are liable to be fined. And it is the owners who are responsible for displaying information regarding the ban. Fines will vary, from as little

Ricardo Melchior

PP blamed for hospital delays Gloves came off recently when Tenerife’s Cabildo president lashed out at his party’s former regional government partners, and blamed them for ongoing delays in the building of public hospitals in North and South Tenerife. At the handing over of four new ambulances adapted for persons with mobility

difficulties for Red Cross use in Puerto de la Cruz, La Guancha, La Orotava and La Laguna, Ricardo Melchior called on both the ex-minister for health, Mercedes Roldós and the ex-vice president of the regional government José Manuel Soria to explain the delays. Both were in government prior to the decision of the Partido Popular to withdraw from government last year. According to local press Melchior said that responsibility for the health section of the hospitals was in the hands of the regional government, in the hands of a minister who, he claimed, wasn’t 100 per cent behind the project and a vicepresident who held the purse strings. If there was any doubt that there was an election in the offing it’s gone now.

as €30 to €600,000 for what is considered a serious breach of the new law, and as with many fines, first time offenders will be treated more leniently than those who are repeat offenders. Doctors have generally welcomed the new legislation with statistics showing that up to 160 Spaniards die daily from smoking-related diseases, four of them from passive smoking. But the debate will rage.

Playa de Las Américas

Hotel breakins solved

A recent spate of break-ins in guest rooms in different hotels in Playa de Las Américas was the work of a 25-year-old man, who has now been arrested. Police say the man entered at least four rooms and snatched valuables while the occupants were away. He was arrested after his fingerprints were found at the scene. A 40-year-old accomplice who kept watch in the corridors has also been arrested in connection with the break-ins.

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Baby cheques

Doctors denounce delivery pressure

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octors in the Canaries have admitted being put under parent pressure to induce baby deliveries during the last few days of the year as mothers tried to secure a pay-out for new births before it was officially scrapped. Reports circulated for several days around Christmas that mothers-to-be were insisting on being admitted for early deliveries in order to beat the cut-off date for the €2,500 payment, which was introduced

in 2007 to boost births but has now been done away with as part of the government’s austerity measures. And as reported in a previous edition, some mothers-to-be were hoping to safely induce early delivery to meet the ‘cut –off’ date. Hospitals throughout Spain reported unusually early ‘emergencies’ such as alleged blood staining by pregnant women, in some cases three weeks ahead of their due date. The phenomenon, which merited an article in the Daily Telegraph in Britain,

affected the Canaries also and prompted a statement from doctors in the region saying that “under no circumstances had births been brought for ward for financial reasons”. The last baby born in the Canaries before 1 January arrived just four minutes before midnight to the delight of her Tenerife parents. However, less than two hours later in Las Palmas, the first baby of the year weighed in at the Maternity Hospital, without the €2,500 welcome gift.

Firgas

Cheesery in the clear A

small cheesery in Gran Canaria is breathing a sigh of relief after winning a seven-year legal battle to clear its name over alleged poisoning. Its two cheese-makers have been cleared by a court in Las Palmas of manslaughter and causing serious injury to locals back in 2003. The couple, from Firgas, say their lives have

been made miserable by the speculation that unfit cheese was responsible for the death of a 62-year-old local and the serious illness, including major functional impairment, suffered by a man from Las Palmas. Over 15 families in the area were hit by a bout of poisoning caused by a strain of streptococcus in spring 2003, which led to criminal proceedings by

two of the families against the cheesery. However, the court has ruled that there was no evidence to support the claim. The judge slammed the Department of Health for failing to report the full findings of its check-ups, which revealed that there was no contamination found in the pasteurised milk used for the cheeses on the dates in question.

Planning decision

CabildoNews The Scorpions

Tour date

Melchior with Rudolph Schenker

The founder and guitarist with German rock group The Scorpions (Wind of Change) Rudolph Schenker, was in Tenerife recently and dropped more than a hint that the group could well gig in Tenerife as part of their very last tour, as they plan to split up after more than 40 years on the road. Schenker met with Tenerife Cabildo president Ricardo Melchior during has stay and also spoke to Radio Club Tenerife where he praised the island as a tourist destination and did indicate the possibility of staging a concert here during their ultimate tour.

Residents Santa Úrsula win In the swim library battle

The new municipal swimming pool in Santa Úrsula will be open to the public from late February or early March 2011.

Residents of the area where Las Palmas council built a modern library several years ago have won their battle to have the building declared illegal, in a decision that could force the authorities to pull it down.

The state of the art facility went up thirteen years ago after the council granted approval even though it breached local planning regulations. Locals say the site had been earmarked for them, as a gardened area, but was then reclassified to allow the library to be built. In 2005, an attempt to have the library legalised under statute of limitations rules was thwarted by the residents, who took the matter to Spain’s Supreme Court and have now been vindicated. The ruling is a devastating blow for the corporation, which says it is having to pay the price of a decision taken long ago. “Although we realise it may have to be pulled down, we will try and reach an agreement with the residents to satisfy their amenity demands” a council source said.

Part of the island swimming pool programme, this new installation has cost around €3.5 million, 65 per cent of which has come from the Cabildo and the rest from the borough. Together with the Ofra pool in Santa Cruz, it is one of only two installations on the island at the moment which can hold official competitions as it is equipped to have eight lanes. Apart from facilities associated with the heated pool, the complex will also offer a spinning room, cafeteria, Jacuzzi, saunas, gymnasium, kid’s room and multiuse rooms.

TEA

Culture card A member’s card is now available for the Tenerife Espacio de las Artes in Santa Cruz de Tenerife. The Friends of the TEA card gives you free entry to all exhibitions, preferential entry to all activities and discounts in the shop and cinema. Throughout the year cardholders will also receive 20 invitations to exhibitions and two invitations to the cinema to give to their friends and family, guided visits to exhibitions before they are open to the general public, advantages on organised cultural trips and access to other establishments or museums which have agreements with the TEA. Prices range from €25 to €40 for individuals and there are family cards available too. Forms for subscription are available at www.teatenerife.es or from the TEA box office.

Tenerife abroad

Fair play! Tenerife was represented at over 50 trade fairs, both national and International, during 2010. According to the Tenerife Cabildo the island’s merits were on show in 25 different countries last year, taking part in different promotions around the world, including, for the first time, an event in Targul in Bucharest (Romania). Tourism councillor José Manuel Bermúdez, said, “the main reason for our presence in these trade fairs is to have direct contact with the relevant sectors and with consumers. They are an essential point of contact and an excellent opportunity to inform people as to the attractions of the island as a tourist destination. Among the most important dates in the trade fair calendar the Cabildo lists FITUR (Madrid), the ITB (Berlin), TUR (Sweden) MITT (Moscow) and the WTM (London).

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Mario Vargas Llosa

Nobel winner accepts Las Palmas offer 2

010 Nobel literature prize winner Mario Vargas Llosa has given the bid by Las Palmas to be chosen European Cultural Capital in 2016 a major boost by agreeing to be awarded the Freedom of the City. The Peruvian novelist was contacted by the mayor of the Gran Canarian capital, Jeronimo Saavedra, just before Christmas to ask if he would accept the honour (known in Spain as ‘Adoptive Son of the City’) and immediately agreed. Vargas Llosa told Saavedra he had fond memories of his visits to Las Palmas and emphasised the city’s role as a bridge between Spain and his native South America. The council expressed its satisfaction at the acceptance, which will raise the city’s profile considerably, and congratulated

Mario Vargas Llosa receiving an honorary degree from University of La Rioja in 2007

Saavedra for moving quickly to contact the novelist, who is expected to receive a flood of similar requests in the coming months following his Nobel award last month.

Corinna Uhrner

Strike

Mayoral parking

Tributes have been paid to an Austrian resident of Lanzarote whose body was recovered from the sea after a six-day search. Corinna Uhrner’s disappearance sparked a massive operation, which led to the sighting of her body by a fisherman in the water off Playa Papagayo. The 42-yearold was a hugely popular figure in the local community, due largely to her work to raise funds for Alzheimer sufferers. Corinna became involved with the island’s AFA association for families of Alzheimer patients after she brought her elderly mother to Lanzarote from Austria to care for her when she developed the condition. She helped organise the island’s Oktoberfest in Puerto del Carmen last year to help raise the visibility of the association and reduce its €42,000 debt. Shocked friends in Playa Honda and other parts of Lanzarote say her death is a terrible tragedy.

Several smaller trade unions in the Canaries have called a day of protest on 20 January to demonstrate against what they describe as “the worsening erosion of employment and social rights”. Although still reeling from the poor turn-out for the strike held on 29 September against the government’s austerity measures, the unions say the pressure must be kept up to ensure more rights are not taken away. “The latest measures, particularly the elimination of the €426 benefit for the longterm unemployed and the privatisations in the pipeline, are the most serious attacks on the working class for 30 years and we will not stand by and watch them happen” said a spokesman for one of the unions behind the day of action. Separate marches and rallies will take place in Santa Cruz and Las Palmas although they are not expected to attract massive support, given the refusal of the two biggest unions (UGT and CC.OO) to endorse the call.

A Las Palmas policeman has been disciplined for slapping a parking ticket on the official car of the city mayor. The officer faces suspension from duty after an internal disciplinary procedure decided he had acted improperly in issuing the ticket for the car, which was parked on a space reserved for ambulances on a busy street in the centre of Las Palmas. According to the Canarias 7 paper, a heated argument took place between the policeman and the mayor’s driver, also a local police officer, who made clear that his boss was at an official engagement. “He has the money to pay the fine and an ambulance is more important than his personal convenience” the policeman is alleged to have said while writing out the ticket, which was subsequently annulled by his superiors. The case may be taken up by the police union.

Tributes for drowned Austrian

Unions Policecall day of man susprotest pended over fine


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n La Gomera, we tend to see the same picturesque images on sale, year after year. The island is the same, after all, in many fundamental ways. There is, thankfully, no mass tourism, few high rise buildings and plenty of natural beauty. There are more cars on better roads and more buildings peppering the green, but generally, the past has morphed into the present in gradual stages. The island’s three ports have changed. They have been extended to accommodate bigger ferries, bringing more tourists. It’s there, looking at these ports, that one of the most noticeable differences between old postcards, and present day, reality can be found. Red, blue and white-painted fishing boats, moored three abreast lining the island’s jetties when the catch was so good that boats came in from outside, or moored in rows inside harbour walls, feature on the old postcards. Although these cards, by now into their umpteenth reprint, are still on sale, the fishing boats have largely disappeared. The images still sold and sent as being typical island scenes, sadly, no longer represent reality. La Gomera’s fishing fleet is a thing of the past. There are two or three boats in Playa Santiago, none in San Sebastián and only one in Valle Gran Rey. Whilst it is true that locals still keep smaller, one-man boats for a spot of occasional fishing, the bigger, more powerful boats that regularly went out with crews in search of a commercial catch appear to have chugged off, never to return. Local fishermen blame, vari-

The days of fishing boats in rows are a thing of the past

kids, ‘how do you fancy moving, let’s go and buy that place we like’. I wasn’t the only one. We were rich, not often, but it was certainly well worth our while. The fishermen on this island had the possibility of making better money than anyone else. There was always that chance you’d get a very good catch. The chance of making a couple of million pesetas in a few days was a great incentive to get out there”, continues Pedro, a fourth generation fishermanprobably further back than that, as he says. Recent news of rising sea temperatures around the Canaries does not bode well for the tuna catch and bad fishing practice pales into insignificance beside global changes. Fishermen, like the rest of us,

La Gomera

Gone fishing Old postcards always tell a story By Barbara Belt

ously, rising costs of maintaining a working boat; increasingly stringent restrictions and requirements; over-fishing of tuna in their waters by Japanese factory boats (but this was back in the late sixties and early seventies); indiscriminate drag net use - to which most admit an element of guilt when pressed, and all leading to plummeting numbers of fish in the sea. “There just aren’t as many fish as there used to be,” say Pedro and companions in Valle Gran Rey.

Fishing has always been a precarious source of income. There were sometimes months of very little, but the bonanza days that everyone remembers, when literally millions of pesetas could be made working flat out when the time was right, no longer happen. “I bought our house cash with the proceeds of a week’s fishing when the tuna were running! This was a lot of money, for a lot of very hard work. It was great to come ashore and be able to say to the wife and

perceive this as being outside their control. The island’s few remaining registered fishermen still fish, but say they won’t encourage their children to carr y on. Pedro and his fellow fishermen concur that, “there’s no future in this. Fishing’s finished as a way of making a decent living. Anyway, the kids aren’t interested. It’s hard work, it’s sometimes dangerous and they like an easy life”. In an attempt to change this unhappy scenario, at least in the

short term, La Gomera’s island council is investing resources and hope in its Escuela de Pesca, Conser vación y Protección del Litoral (school of fishing and coast conservation and protection). The only one of its kind in the Canaries, according to Cabildo chief Casimiro Curbelo, “the school’s been open since last October. We decided to set it up to provide new employment oppor tunities whilst doing something about protecting the island’s coasts and fishing industry”. “We’re paying a wage to twenty young people between the ages of sixteen and twentyfour and giving them practical and theoretical training. They’re learning about fishing, environmental issues and sustainable tourism. The aim is to enable them to set themselves up after the course, as either professional fishermen, boat skippers, tourist guides or marine conservationists”. The Escuela Litoral, as it is popularly known, has now been given a boat to restore and use. “We’re very grateful to the Fishing Cooperative in Valle Gran Rey”, says Emiliano Coello, head of the Cabildo agriculture and fisheries department. “We’ve brought it round to San Sebastián now and the students will start work on the restoration soon. We’ll teach them how to repair and maintain the boat, which will be a useful, marketable experience for them in the future”. “We have to find a way to regenerate our strong connections with the seas around us. If it’s taking out so called eco-tourists on sea life tours, rather than the fishing our grandfathers and fathers knew, so be it”.

Rivero confident

Crisis exit near

Canarian president Paulino Rivero says he expects the islands to emerge from the recession during 2011, although he warns the exit will not be swift. Giving his first formal address of the New Year, Rivero said the signs pointed optimistically to “the end of the tunnel” during the next twelve months. “We were the first to be hit by the crisis and we are set to be the first to emerge from it, but it will not happen overnight” insisted Rivero in his message, in which he praised the region’s population and various levels of government for “pulling together in these times of great difficulty”.

El Niño Lottery

GC win

The second big lottery draw of the festive period brought cheer to Gran Canaria, particularly Las Palmas, which has ended its run of seven years without a major prize. Tickets for the second prize in the El Niño draw were sold by a lottery office in the Ballena Shopping Centre in the capital, bringing almost €20 million in prize-money to the holders. Each €20 ticket has earned the lucky owner €100,000, according to the office manager. Most of the winners are locals and include many labourers and tradesmen working on building sites near the shopping centre

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Santa Cruz mayoral race

Candidate announcement row

The news that the leader of the Popular Party in Tenerife is to stand for mayor in Santa Cruz in May has not received a unanimous welcome from certain sectors of the party.

Cristina Tavío says she intends to run both for mayor and a seat in the Canarian Parliament but her decision, which is expected to be endorsed today by the party executive in Madrid, has been described as ‘a gift’ to rivals the Canarian Coalition (CC). Critics, including influential voices Juan Torvisco and Alfonso Soriano, say she has no chance of winning in Santa Cruz and should step aside to allow a stronger candidate to take on the CC’s José Manuel Bermúdez.

Siam Park

Record breaker A 91 year old German man became the oldest person so far to have the courage to ride Siam Park’s scariest and most exhilarating attractions. Franz Meyer climbed the 160 steps up the 28 metre high Tower of Power and went down the slide where you can reach speeds of up to 80 kilometres per hour. The acute angle of the slide gives a feeling of freefall and before sliding into the landing pool you travel through 18 metres of acrylic tube with sharks swimming all around you. After lunch at the Beach Club,

among much laughter, he told members of his family and the Park’s Director, Christoph Kiessling, that on his next visit he’d be having a go at riding the biggest artificial waves in the world in Siam Park’s Wave Palace

Infierno

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espite the fact that the Bar ranco del Infierno, in Adeje, remains closed to walkers it would seem that members of the public, either blessed with an ability to avoid danger or a level of ignorance or stupidity that beggars belief, are ignoring the well placed signs, climbing the ver y closed gate and traversing the ravine. One Adeje resident who has a bird’s eye view of the spectacular walk has sent us a series of photographs showing both the ‘closed signs’ very well placed at the start of the walk and some foolhardy walkers who have ignored said signs. Years ago the Barranco del Infierno was open to the public all year around, but with a noticeable threat to the indigenous flora and fauna as well as some deterioration in the walkway the council closed it for repairs. When they reopened it they introduced a limit on the number of visitors (no more than 80 at any one time), a charge of €3 per person , except on Sundays and for organised school groups, etc, and guides to advise visitors as to what they were seeing and precautions needed during the walk. Over a year ago a walker died following an accident in the Barranco and the site has been closed ever since, and at

the entrance zone and on the gate to the start of the walk the closure is clearly signposted in Spanish, English, German and French. However this is, as our vigilant resident has pointed out, “at the bottom of a one way descent side road. While most walkers accept the situation and go elsewhere others, not knowing that heavy rainfalls in December 2010 destroyed some of the path, find an entry and do the walk. Mobile phones,” she adds, “are unlikely to work in the farthest section of the path where the ground can be both damp and slippery underfoot.” The other issue is that the street signs further down in the town continue to

People continue to do the walk despite the closure

The closure is clearly signposted in four languages

direct would be walkers up to the Barranco when it might be easier and safer to place closure notices under those signs as well. At a meeting just before Christmas the Tenerife environment councillor Wladimir Brito said that the Barranco was operating “in a fur tive manner”, adding that while the Cabildo were keen to see the walk reopened there existed

discrepancies between the island and local technical experts as to what exactly needed to be completed to make the walk safe again. In the meantime it would appear that a blind eye is turned to those who find a way to visit the Barranco, but who will blamed if someone else is injured or, in the worst case scenario, loses their life attempting an unguided walk.

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delight’ zone promoting spa and health tourism at the fair, which is considered the third most important in the sector, behind the WTM in London and the ITB in Berlin. The stand will also, of course, promote the excellent climate and superb beaches the Canaries have to offer as well as its relative closeness to Europe and levels of security which mark it ahead of many other potential holiday destinations. De la Puente Armas said the stand will “be aesthetically pleasing while integrating all the distinct spaces and zones built in. Top quality materials are used in construction and

The stand for the Canaries at Fitur 2011 will have a ‘wellness delight’ zone

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he Tenerife Cabildo will be using their time at Fitur, the Madrid International tourism trade fair, to work on increasing air connections between the island and the Spanish peninsula. Fitur takes place between January 19 and 23 and is considered one of the most important trade fairs of its kind in Europe. According to the Cabildo’s tourism chief, José Manuel Bermúdez, he and his colleagues will be asking national

airlines to look again at recent decisions to cut down on flights to Tenerife, a trend that has been reversed by international carriers who are increasing the number of scheduled and charter flights to the island. He told local paper Diario de Avisos, “we will be sitting down with representatives from tour operators and national airlines to ask for explanations and looking for future cooperation. He said that these meetings would be helpful in ensuring a ‘good summer’ for Tenerife. Bermúdez said that overall

the outlook for the Canaries in general and Tenerife in particular were positive with regard to both air connections and tourist ‘packets’ sold and said numbers should match those of 2009, “good news for us”. The stand On a general basis, according to the regional tourism deputy minister Ricardo Fernández de la Puente Armas, the Canaries will be using Fitur to win back tourists at both a national and international level. The stand for the Canaries will have a new area, a ‘wellness

the stand of fers innovative treatments, textures, colours and forms producing a very pleasing visual effect”. The stand will, of course, promote the range of products on offer – holidays designed around families, health, volcanoes and the sea – and also boast a large meeting place where up to 200 can comfortably sit and talk all under the double image presentation of the sea and the skies. Last year 219,070 people visited Fitur, both private individuals and professionals.

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Adeje

English begin on February 24th, and English for adults and reflexology begin on February 28th.

Spanish course for Verdict due foreigners ‘Revenge father’ Registration is now open for the Spanish course for foreigners which is to be held at the Universidad Popular de Adeje. Those interested can sign up at the town’s cultural centre up until January 28th.

Adeje’s councillor for education, Epifanio Díaz Hernández pointed out that, “the Universidad Popular de Adeje has been set up as an educational tool which offers Adeje residents, as well as those from other parts of the region, an alternative education option, from which many people have benefitted”.

The Spanish classes actually begin on January 24th and registration for those interested in courses on English, reflexology and infant’s drawing is open from February 1st to 25th. Children’s English classes begin on February

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As we go to press, the trial of a Gran Canaria father who stabbed a man who sexually abused his 13-year-old daughter has ended in Las Palmas and the verdict is awaited with keen interest.

Miguel Angel Almeida has admitted the attack but denies attempted murder. “He laughed at us as we walked along the street just days after an injunction was issued to keep him away from my daughter. I totally lost it when he made an offensive gesture and I stabbed him. I could have killed him there and then but didn’t” said Almeida, whose controversial actions brought him hero status in the town.

His target was later sentenced to five years in jail for forcing the girl to perform a sex act.

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Life management

Plane danger

Radio closures

The recent closure of an unlicensed radio station in south Tenerife was the seventh ordered by the authorities in 2010 due to interference caused to communications at Reina Sofia Airport. Radio Gigante was ordered to stop broadcasting after losing its legal appeal against the closure. It could also have to pay a fine of up to €60,000 for breaching broadcasting legislation. According to the La Opinión paper, the Airport Authority has repeatedly alerted to the dangers of illegal radio masts sited on Guaza mountain, which affect planes taking off from the airport nearby. One of the stations shut down last year was operated by the Tourist Initiatives Centre, which also faces a heft fine

Niño de Adeje

Celebrating 20 years of care

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he Adeje crèche, Niño de Adeje, recently celebrated its 20th anniversar y with a party and concer t in the presence of the local councillor for education, Epifanio Díaz Hernández.

centre who cared for the health of thousands of Adeje’s children, Carmen Rosa González Cabrera, councillor for citizen participation, and the borough’s deputy mayor, Ermitas Moreira Garcia. It was a day of joy, memories and celebration.

Joining parents and pupils past and present were Marina Amador who is president of ACINTE (the association of children’s centres in Adeje), Amada Trujillo, the pediatrician from the Adeje health

“The histor y of the Niño de Adeje are the stories that each one of you have about this school, its life, that’s what is important”, Isabel Fernández, owner and director of the school, told those present. “All

1. Celebrating twenty years, authorities and representatives 2. Parents and pupils past and present attended the 20 year anniversary event

of these ‘pieces of life’ are what form the essence of this place, which has been and will be the place for our children”. The doors of the school opened to the public on December 3rd 1990, and perhaps the success of the Niño de Adeje is reflected in its philosophy; transparency, a work/play ethic geared to meet the needs of each girl and boy. As Isabel stated, child psychologists have confirmed that the vital age for human cerebral development

is between the ages of 0 and 3, and the school takes that concept on board. Twenty years on the hundreds of graduates from the Niño de Adeje are a living testament to its ongoing success, a success which has been recognised at a national level by those in authority and reflected in the numbers who attended the event. For more information see the school’s website www.escuelainfantildeadeje.com.

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Swami Swaroopananda from the CHINMAYA Mission will give a series of free talks in February in Tenerife at the Indian Cultural Centre, in Adeje. According to the organisers, “Swami Swaroopananda gathers a bouquet of insights from some of India’s most cherished philosophical texts to inspire a dynamic outlook. A very dynamic speaker and story teller well versed with the Sacred Texts who has reached youth and adults, he makes people laugh and cry in moments”. The talks will deal with a series of issues. For Adults they are ‘Managing life with challenges’, Friday February 4th, 7.45pm, ‘Managing love and relations’, Saturday February 5th, 7pm and ‘Managing wealth’, Sunday February 6th 7pm. There will also be a talk for kids and teenagers on Friday February 4th at 5.30pm and Saturday

5th at 11 am. For more details contact Priya Bhatia 606956565. The Indian Cultural Centre is in Calle Galicia, next to Villa Tagoro (supermarket), Torviscas Alto.

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A charity event organised earlier in the month by one of Tenerife’s oldest Equestrian Clubs and starring the Three Kings helped raise hundreds of euros for an OAP home and dozens of presents for needy children. The Atalaya Club outside La Laguna held a Kings Day Paella to raise funds for a centre for the elderly in Puerto de La Cruz and everyone who went along for the day was asked to contribute, in addition to the €5 lunch fee, a toy or gift for a youngster. All the presents were handed over to the Three Kings, who made a surprise visit to the Atalaya on board a horsedrawn carriage lent by near neighbours the Manchón Club and then personally arranged delivery of the sacks of gifts to the Red Cross for distribution. The Kings also took late letters from the youngsters with their wish list for 6 January.

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Atalaya Club event

Kings help at charity event

The Civil Guard in Tenerife have made one of their most satisfying arrests almost a year after a brutal break-in at the home of an elderly woman. he 81-year-old woman was dragged across the floor and badly beaten by three masked intruders who entered the house she shared in Llano del Moro with her 56-year-old son at the end of January 2010. The pair were subjected to a barrage of torture to force them to reveal the whereabouts of valuables kept in the house but the burglars then realised they had targeted the wrong premises and left, taking €40 and a mobile phone with them.

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nvestigating officers refused to give up on the case and monitored the missing phone regularly to see if it was ever switched on. The breakthrough came early this month when the mobile signal was picked up again. Three men were arrested a few days later in connection with the robbery and remanded to Tenerife II jail pending trial.

Car problem for Puerto mayor Marcos Brito hit the headlines when it was discovered that an Audi A6 registered in his name had been stopped by

Mobile snares brutal burglars

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The Kings attended the special party at the Atalaya Club

Puerto de la Cruz’s mayor could be in trouble for allowing a car owned by him to be driven by someone without a licence.

Tenacity pays off

traffic police outside the town after dangerous driving by the occupant, local TV station owner Pepe López, who has never sat a driving test despite driving for many years. The mayor insisted he had given the car as a gift to the daughter of the driver instead

All Saints Church

Tradition and the New Year

As well as the traditional Christmas Carol services and Midnight Communion, the British School were present in the church just before Christmas. On a beautiful night they donned Dickensian costumes and led parents and friends around the churchyard for drama, singing, and the playing of recorders and ukuleles. After a glass of mulled wine and homemade biscuits, the evening ended with carols sung in Spanish, English and Latin together with readings. A wonderful evening to celebrate Christmas. After a break during January, the ever-popular Car Boot Sales at All Saints begins afresh on Saturday 5th February at 12.00. All pitches are already taken and bookings for March are well on. Gates open at 12.00 and a big crowd is expected with over 40 stalls to choose from. Anyone wishing to keep up with what is happening at All Saints can look at our new Facebook page – All Saints, Puerto de la Cruz, Tenerife. There are pictures of past events plus news of up-coming events and services.

of scrapping it four years ago but had “forgotten” to notify the authorities of the change of ownership. He could face prosecution under Spanish law for the oversight, which has put him in the firing line of opposition parties in Puerto, not to mention the Tenerife media. López pleaded guilty and was fined €1,400 for the offence.

Puerto mayor Marcos Brito had a spot of car bother

Tenerife II visit

Families inside Fa m i l i e s of a group of inmates at Tenerife II prison were invited to the jail at the end of last year for a ‘get to know you’ visit, which aimed to show them what the inmates have achieved during their stay. The idea, proposed by prison staff and approved before Christmas by the Interior Ministry, saw almost 30 families spend the day at Tenerife II to see what life is like behind the walls. The visit began with a video setting out the activities of inmates at the newly-created Respect Wing, which houses 27 prisoners who have signed up for a programme to change their social behaviour. The video was followed by a short play and musical show prepared entirely by the inmates

‘Worse than Tutankhamun’

Beetle bother

The head of the watchdog body set up to ensure the building of the new port in Granadilla does not impact negatively on the environment has criticised the fuss created over the relocation of a group of rare beetles to another site to allow work to proceed.

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ntonio Machado says the level of interest in the fate of the beetles was way out of proportion to their status, largely because the insects were being used solely to obstruct the port work. “Some people out there have only got involved in the conservation of the beetles as a way of halting the port. The beetles were not in danger of any kind but we had to organise a massive operation to move them to a new site. You would have thought we were moving the remains of the Pharoah

Tutankhamun, judging by the commotion triggered” complained Machado, who admitted he occasionally became ‘very downhearted’ at the criticism he has drawn for his role of late.

Arico

Graves raided

An Arico woman who went to place flowers on the grave of a relative earlier in January received a nasty shock when she discovered that graves nearby had been dug up and emptied of their remains.

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ccording to the La Opinión paper, the macabre discover y is being investigated by the Civil Guard, who do not rule out the possibility that the human bones were taken from up to seven graves for a satanic rite of some kind.

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he tomb raid, the third in less than a year, has triggered outrage among locals who have urged the council to provide round the clock security for the secluded cemetery on the outskirts of Arico.

MD Anderson Cancer Clinic

Hospiten expansion

The Tenerife-based chain of private hospitals, Hospiten, has taken a m a j o r s t e p towa rd s raising its profile in Spain and abroad with the acquisition of a major stake in one of Spain’s top cancer treatment centres.

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ospiten announced recently it had bought a 46 per cent share of the MD Anderson Cancer Clinic in Madrid, a subsidiary of the internationally-renowned MD Anderson network of cancer centres based in Houston, Texas. The acquisition was a joint operation with another leading investor, REA Investments, which has taken a 30 per cent stake in MD Anderson after the latter’s recent eight million euro share capital increase.


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From pound to prison

A Santa Cruz man who tried to reclaim his car which had been towed away in the city has ended up in police cells after a check showed the car had been stolen.

Salvatore Marino

Sighting leads to Mafia arrest A chance sighting by an Italian prison officer on holiday in Tenerife was behind the recent arrest of one of the most wanted members of the Mafia. Salvatore Marino was detained thanks to a joint operation by the Italian and Spanish police after he was spotted on the island by the prison officer, who immediately alerted the authorities in his home country, setting in motion a swift extradition procedure through Interpol. Few details of the actual arrest have been released, apparently to protect the identity of the

prison officer, but it is known that Marino, 50, was wanted for a triple murder committed in Brescia in 2006. The 50-yearold is the nephew of the head of the mafia in Trapani (Sicily), the notorious Girolamo Marino, and is thought to have been living under a false identity in the Canaries since an international warrant was issued after he was sentenced in his absence to life imprisonment for the horrific murders. His arrest has led to various newspaper articles on the presence of high-profile criminals in Tenerife and calls for closer scrutiny of their activities here.

Police say the 27-year-old turned up at the car pound to collect the Citroen without realising that inquiries into its chassis number had shown it had been stolen in Playa de Las Américas and that it was being driven with false number plates, belonging to a Seat scrapped in 2002.

Teide

Helicopter rescue

A tourist had to be rescued after an accident in the Teide National Park. The woman hiker had

fallen and hurt one of her legs in a difficult access area close to the Roques de García. The helicopter evacuated her to the firemen’s heliport in Adeje where she was transferred to Hospiten Sur.

GREEK FEAST

Credit: Turismo de Tenerife

Stolen car claim

November statistics

Tenerife tourists up According to the latest official figures released and studied by the Tenerife Cabildo the island showed a continuing trend of an increasing number of visitors in November 2010 and when released the overall figures for the year will show a steady upward swing over 2009. In November of last year 398,982 tourists visited Tenerife, an increase of 7.31 per cent with the positive figures registering in both

the hotel and non-hotel sectors. According to the island’s tourism councillor José Manuel Bermúdez, Tenerife has managed to end the year on a positive note statistically despite such setbacks to the tourism industry as the Icelandic volcanic ash, the air controllers’ strike and harsh weather conditions which closed outbound airports a number of times during the year just ended. “We will be looking at an overall increase of two percent, a favourable result and in particular with

regard to the overseas market”, he said. In that regard the number of British visitors in November was up by 10.81 per cent, Germans by 2.89 per cent and the number of Nordic tourists rose by 7.45 per cent. The average stay duration was 8.16 nights, also up on 2009, and more people (10.43 per cent) chose to holiday in the south of the island. It is expected that overall figures for the year will show a small but steady increase in the number of visitors with a healthy increase in those arriving (or returning, as the case may be), from the UK.

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December weather

Baby, it’s warm outside

Five star Guía

While Britain suffered its coldest spell since nationwide records began over a century ago, people here can take comfort in the news that the Canaries enjoyed one of the warmest Decembers for 50 years.

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uía de Isora’s drive to attract upmarket tourism continues to gain force with the early stages of planning approval for two new luxur y hotels in Playa San Juan. Town mayor Pedro Martín said that a new zoning plan has been agreed by the council after lengthy negotiations with other levels of administration and with the companies behind the project, which will see a total of 1,100 new hotel beds added to the area, along with an upmarket thalassotherapy centre. “We are adamant we only want a few hotels and the ones we do allow must be five star” explained the mayor. The council will also go ahead with public works which will improve parts of Playa San Juan, particularly those close to the locations of the new hotels. According to the mayor there will be a new connecting path created between Calle Artes de Mar (the road that goes down to the beach) and a new urban zone which will also boast one of two new public parking areas for the town, the other to be constructed near the Agua Dulce

The Met Office says the temperatures, averaging nearly 21ºC in coastal parts, with highs of 31ºC on two days in the month, were around two degrees higher than usual. However, the month was slightly cooler than December 2009 and was not free of less pleasant weather phenomena such as heavy rain (four days) and blustery winds (two days). Despite the warmer temperatures, Mt Teide in Tenerife still retains its snow cap.

Teide

Helicopter rescue A tourist had to be rescued after an accident in the Teide National Park.

Land for the new hotels has already been allocated

neighbourhood and the TF-47 and the new hotel sites. According to Mar tín the council’s planning is three-fold. “One, to acquire and develop more public spaces which will happen within the plan: Two, to see two new luxury hotels built with the intention of turning Guía de Isora into a reference point in the world

of tourism, and last but not least to inject some economic life into the zone”. Regarding the latter, the mayor said that the economic benefit of having five-star hotels in the areas were two way, “just as the hotels will benefit from having a beach nearby, the beach wins too by having such hotels in the proximity with people com-

ing and going, commercial activity and an increase in the leisure activity”, all leading, it is hoped, to economic benefits for the area. Council approval has now been sent to the regional government as well as the Cabildo and the Coastal department and once all the approvals have been received work can begin.

The woman hiker had fallen and hurt one of her legs in a difficult access area close to the Roques de García. The helicopter evacuated her to the firemen’s heliport in Adeje where she was transferred to Hospiten Sur.

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t a recent conference examining the potential Tenerife has as a sporting tourism destination the overall conclusions reached were that there needs to be more investment and improvement to infrastructures before any serious spor ting events could be staged here. Held in the Abama Hotel in Guía de Isora, the first sport and cities forum saw tennis player and Davis cup coach Emilio Sánchez Vicario outline the measures needed to make a destination a Nº One sporting choice, such as Valencia, which has remodelled and renovated its infrastructure and hotel offer, doubling the number of five star hotels in just four

years. Today Valencia is a hub of sport for sailing, motorbikes and Formula One. “Tenerife has the potential to be a sports events destination”, Vicario told the forum, “but it needs to be

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better known at international level”, he added. He also praised the level of cooperation that already existed between private and public bodies promoting the island. Alberto Bernabé, director of Turismo de Tenerife, said that developing sporting tourism was not yet a reality due to a lack of funding and appropriate infrastructures, and pointed to the fact that the island wasn’t chosen as a site for a Davis Cup final due to the lack of necessary installations saying that major investment in that

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area was still lacking. Adeje tourism councillor Miguel Ángel Santos said that little by little the area was starting to attract top sports stars and teams thanks to the T3 Top Training centre in Adeje. However he did say that cer tain developments were stymied by the Coastal laws which “are putting the brakes on by restricting the building of marinas”, citing La Caleta as an example.

We have covered this enterprise from the beginning and recently published a special feature on the houses and in particular the winner of the original architectural competition in The Magazine. There are 24 bioclimatic houses in total, all designed to be energy auto-efficient, to use as few resources and produce a little rubbish as possible. Each has been designed by a different international architect using wood, stone, water, the wind and the sun as essential elements in their creation. The properties are in an exceptional and tranquil area in front of the sea, next to the Montaña Pelada Natural Monument, in Granadilla de Abona. Use your time there as a complete break or combine a rest with a learning experience by using the Renewable Energies Technology Institute’s (ITER) visitors centre. Each of the houses offers the comfort of a private holiday home with all the conveniences you would expect to guarantee your ease and independence. Prices per day are €200 for a small home to suit three to four people, €240 for a home for five and €280 for a home which will suit six. More information on the houses and how to book can be found in three languages on http:// casas.iter.es/.


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Historic lows

What does 2011 hold in store for interest rates? By Bill Blevins, Financial Correspondent, Blevins Franks

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started with the Bank of England (BoE) and European Central Bank (ECB) base interest rates at the historic lows of 0.5 per cent and one per cent respectively. Savers would have hoped to see an improvement by the start of this year, but rates are expected to remain low for a while yet. Can you afford to put up with such low rates for much longer, especially if you are at risk of earning a negative rate of return once tax and inflation is taken into account? In the UK, for example, inflation increased to 3.3 per cent in November and using Moneyfacts data the Telegraph revealed that for basic rate taxpayers there are currently only three accounts paying a real rate of return. Higher rate

taxpayers only have one. Inflation in Europe is also starting to rise. Overall EU inflation was 2.3 per cent in November compared to 1.7 per cent in January. In Spain it had risen from 1.1 per cent at the start of the year to 2.3 per cent by October. Your personal rate of inflation may be higher than the average. The general expectation is that we will have to wait until the final quarter of 2011 for a rate rise in the UK, with many economists predicting the first rise won’t come until October. Some believe we’ll have to wait until 2012, while the Ernst & Young Item Club warn that rates could remain historically low for several more years. Roger Bootle of Capital Economics also said that in his view, “there is still absolutely no reason for the MPC (BoE Monetary Policy Committee) to raise interest rates for a long time”. Many exper ts warn that savings accounts are a, “waste of time”, whereas they are upbeat on prospects for the stock market. If you leave all

circumstances. While investing money always carries some risk, so does leaving it in the bank (in terms of inflation eroding its spending power) and professional advice will give you reassurance that you are not taking on more risk than you need to. The level and bases of, and reliefs from, taxation may change. Any statements based on taxation are based upon current taxation laws and practices which are subject to change.

your savings in the bank, at the moment your chances of earning a real return are slim. If you invest them with equities, although the value can fall as well as rise your capital does have the opportunity to grow and give you a return above inflation. Equities are not the only

option for those looking for an alternative to their cash savings. While you can invest in funds which provide an income through dividends, you can also consider bond funds and real estate investment trusts which also generate a natural income. When looking to move mon-

ey out of cash it is important to consider what other investment assets you currently own and what your objectives are. Speak to an experienced wealth manager like Blevins Franks for peace of mind that your portfolio is specifically designed around your risk tolerance, aims and personal

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Wikipedia

Free knowledge at a price Are you a regular dipper and diver into the free online encyclopaedia, Wikipedia? Were you aware that it is a registered charity and a non-profit organisation? Every year the Wikimedia Foundation set a fund raising goal. This year the sum was $16 million for cash used to support technology and people. The site is the fifth most visited website on the Internet, but it employs only around 50 people who provide technical, administrative, legal and outreach support for the global community of over 100,000 international volunteers who write and edit Wikipedia. This year’s fundraiser was the highest ever and also took the shortest time. Good news for the foundation as it goes

into a year where the online information service celebrates its tenth birthday. There will be celebrations all over the world, find out the nearest one to you at http://ten.wikipedia. org, and if you haven’t already

Competition

Bottled water

This year the Sol Meliá group will give €1 to the World Wildlife Fund for every reservation they get.

The Government claim to have made it easier for the water industry by separating the laws in relation to bottled spring water and ‘prepared’ waters.

Save the animals

They are asking members of the public to propose which animals in danger of extinction the cash should go towards helping. Put your suggestion on their facebook page at www.facebook.com/ayudaaunaespecie, and as well as helping your chosen species, you will be in with the chance of winning a five night stay at the exclusive five star deluxe Gran Meliá Palacio de Isora in the south of Tenerife.

Less red tape

Prepared waters are those which are obtained by methods other than natural springs and treated physically or chemically to be suitable for human consumption. Laws stating the methods of collection and processing have been clearly laid out in both cases and the consumers’ rights to full information guaranteed.

Buying a home Energy costs

Gas bills rise

It’s not only electricity that has increased in price already this year, gas has too.

Average prices are expected to increase by 3.9 per cent for natural gas users, increases that are sure to percolate on down to bottled gas users like the Canary Islands.

Youth income

Not a lot of hope for young homebuyers with the latest news from the youth housing observation group.

They estimate that a young couple need to earn over €2,200 a month to be able to afford to buy a home, some 74.62 per cent higher than the amount they currently receive. A medium mortgage will take up around 52-

made a donation, there is also information there on how to do so. As a registered charity donations made may be allowable against your tax.

4 per cent of their earnings, however curiously if they rent a place they will only be able to get an apartment of around 45.3 square metres, whilst the same amount spent on a mortgage will get them 57.3 square metres, over 25 per cent more room. Government grants are available to help young people put their first step on the property ladder.

Fiscal report

Low tax lie

Claims by Minister for Development, José Blanco, that Spanish taxes are very low needing to be equalised with the European Union, have been slammed as fallacies in some quarters. The Juan de Mariana Institute affirm that businesses here pay 11 per cent more Social Security than the average in the countries linked to the Organisation for Cooperation and Economic Development and the taxes paid by small and medium businesses are two per cent more than the average. The report published by the Institute, The Fallacy of Low Taxes in Spain, shows that the fiscal contribution made by businesses here is 0.14 per cent higher than Germany and the UK and six per cent more than Norway.


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Special shopping days

The dates for sales and Sunday and bank holiday openings in 2011 have now been announced. By law, sales can only take place twice a year, once at the beginning of the year and once in the summer and must last between one week and

two months, depending on each individual business. This year’s winter sales started on January 7th all over the Islands and will finish on March 6th. Summer sales start on July 1st and last until August 31st. Businesses are allowed to open on nine Sundays and

bank holidays throughout the year and these dates too have just been announced. Across the Canaries, the first of these was January 2nd and will be followed by April 21st. After that the shopping schedules differ somewhat. In El Hierro opening will be allowed May 29th, August 14th, December 4th, 8th, 11th, 18th and 26th. In La Palma May 29th, November 1st, December 4th, 8th, 11th, 18th and 26th. In Fuerteventura, May 30th, October 12th, November 1st and December 8th, 18th and 26th. Gran Canarian businesses may open October 12th, November 1st and December 4th, 8th, 11th, 18th and 26th. In La Gomera, May 29th, August 14th, December 4th, 8th, 11th, 18th and 26th. In Lanzarote May 29th, August 15th, December 4th, 8th, 11th, 18th and 26th and in Tenerife, May 29th, October 12th, December 4th, 8th, 11th, 18th and 26th.

Winter Sales: January 7thMarch 6th Summer Sales: July 1st -Aug. 31st

Business in Brief

Minimum income

Wage rises Those on minimum wages should expect a rise this year to €639.66 a month.

That is the new amount proposed by the Government as the minimum wage, an increase of €6.33 a month, or one per cent for those in full time work at low pay jobs. Unions have asked for an increase to €680 and underline that the increase is not in line with the cost of living index which rose 1.5 per cent and therefore the increase is really a step backwards. They also confirmed that if the rise is only one per cent it will be, “practically impossible” for the minimum wage to reach the promised €800 a month by the end of their term of office. Unions also revealed that the Spanish minimum wage, at 41.1 per cent of the average wage, has been criticised by the European Committee for Social Rights as, “manifestly unjust and inadequate”.

Air traffic controllers

Consumers’ compensation This time, consumers have definitely had enough and moves are on the way to claim compensation for losses and problems caused by the illegal air traffic controllers’ strike early last December.

The newly founded organisation of those affected by the airspace closure, has organised a board of 150 notaries all over Spain to collect powers of attorney to allow them to take whatever legal steps they find necessary to claim compensation for the strikers’ actions. They are aiming for an across the board payment of €10,000 for each of those affected by the strike. The largest number of those affected are in Madrid, Barcelona, Tenerife, Seville, Mallorca, Málaga, Bilbao, Valencia, Las Palmas de Gran Canaria and Zaragoza.

Statistics

Tourism spending up Foreign tourists continue to spend more.

For the seventh month running the average spending by foreign tourists has increased. Foreign tourists left €2,930 million in Spain in November an increase on the previous year’s figures of 3.1 per cent. The average amount spent by each individual grew by 0.4 per cent to €1,009. In the first 11 months of last year, with December’s figures yet to be totted up, foreign tourists spent €46,259 million, an increase of 2.4 per cent on the first 11 months of 2009. German tourists spent €489 million, the British €466 million, Scandinavian countries €381 million, the French, €279 million and the outstanding success for the period, the Italians who spent €200 million, an increase of 50 per cent over the previous year. The Canaries were the main beneficiaries of November’s foreign tourism, attracting foreign tourist spending of €914 million.

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HouseCalls

Dr. De La Flor

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Dear Dr. De La Flor

I always tell the same to diabetes patients – “Make your feet your friend.” Diabetes is a chronic disease where your body can’t use glucose, or sugar, the way it should.

I have high blood pressure and recently was told of initial stage heart failure. How do I know that my heart failure is getting worse?

If you have a wound, no matter how small, take the following steps to avoid infection and promote healing: Rinse the wound under running water to remove dirt. Don’t use soap, hydrogen peroxide, or iodine, which can irritate the injur y. If necessar y, apply antibiotic ointment to prevent infection, and cover the wound with a sterile bandage. Change the bandage daily, and use soap to clean the skin around the wound.

Sincerely, Vince

Dear Vince, You already know the importance of cutting back on salt, smoking, staying physically active, and if weight is an issue, losing those extra pounds. Heart failure is a progressive condition. You may be stable for weeks or months or years and then have a worsening of symptoms. It can be very subtle. Here are some signs you should watch out for:

Inspect your wound daily for any signs of infection. Prevention makes all the difference!

Unusual fatigue,

especially while going about daily activities.

Shortness of breath: the scrotum or vulva). People

Weight gain:

Putting on pounds may be evidence that the body is retaining fluids. Fluid retention can cause swelling in the lower extremities. But swelling can also affect other parts of the body (thighs, buttocks, hands, and even

My husband has been diagnosed with diabetes. I’ve noticed his blister from playing tennis take too long to heal. What can I do? Sincerely, Sarah Dear Sarah,

Dear Dr. De La Flor

A reduction in the heart’s pumping efficiency causes fluid to accumulate in the lungs. Even mild ‘air hunger’ should be reported to your GP, especially if it occurs at rest or with minimal exertion or even trouble sleeping because you find it hard to breathe when lying down.

Dear Dr. De La Flor

who develop fluid retention in the abdomen may experience nausea or a loss of appetite or feel uncomfortably bloated.

Palpitations:

Heart rhythm disturbances (ar rhythmias) are more common among people with hear t failure. Some arrhythmias stem from a potassium deficiency caused by the diuretics used to treat heart failure. In such cases, a medication adjustment or potassium supplements may be all that’s required.

Changes in Blood Pressure:

A significant decrease in blood pressure without a change in medication can be a sign that the heart muscle is not functioning as well. An increase in blood pressure might suggest that medication needs to be adjusted. In either case, it’s important to alert the doctor. Vince, your heart is more than just a pump, it’s the single most important muscle of your body. Pamper it by staying fit and happy (happiness is the single most important pill for the heart!) Make it a great year!

Look for blisters, calluses, chaffing, and redness. Check for small, seemingly minor skin problems like infected hair follicles or inflamed areas around the fingernails. Use a moisturiser to keep the skin on your feet soft and supple. Wash your feet daily (especially if you are planning to see me ;) ... After washing, dry them carefully, including between the toes. After your bath or shower, use a pumice stone to gradually remove calluses. Never cut calluses with scissors or a nail clipper. Keep toenails clipped and even. Wearing well-fitting shoes can help you avoid blisters. Closed-toe shoes reduce the risk of foot injury. Buy socks that keep moisture away from skin. Avoid socks with seams. Preventing serious foot wounds also means keeping your diabetes under control: monitoring blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol levels; eating healthily; exercising regularly ... Basketballer Bill Walton used to say “I learned a long time ago that minor surger y is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.”

Unfortunately, man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. To avoid surgeries and amputations, your job starts today. Be proactive, and put your feet first! Best wishes

Coaching Corner ::

2011…

another brand new year … and another opportunity to grow, to improve, to make a difference in other people’s lives by changing our own.. I’m so thrilled about it! Yes, but let’s be specific. Let’s try to make a leap in health in 2011. Let’s try to be careful owners of our body and to treat it with love and respect, not as if we were just renting it. Normally we tend to focus on the ‘physical’ part of health. In 2011 we are going to follow a higher path.

Resolution:

Let ’s try to spend five minutes per day to meditate; let’s shut down the ‘computer’ (the imagination…) and try to get to know ourselves deeper, to be more aware of the uniqueness of being us, you and me. As a father, if I do not give love and affection to my kids today, they probably won’t get that portion I have to offer from anyone else. Let’s wake up to reality and realise that being extraordinary, and you are, is simply putting a great fight in being ourselves, in performing a multitude of daily tasks with love and care, if we avoid them, they will be left undone. I can’t wait to talk to you in two weeks. Make it a great day! Dr. De La Flor, licensed G.P. Holds certificates in coaching, nutrition and medical exercise from Berkeley University and the American Council on Exercise. His medical approach is highly influenced by Positive Psychology; an empowering, encompassing way of approaching patients through the study of their strengths and virtues to enable them to thrive and lead fulfilling lives, accept the past, find happiness in the present, and hope for the future. You can reach the doctor at 0034-697.888.666 to schedule a consultation in his surgery or in your home/business.

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In 2004, the British Alzheimer’s Society began to fund the Hearts and Brains Project, which aims to raise general awareness of vascular dementia and has a particular focus on the potential for both prevention of dementia and slowing deterioration through a healthy lifestyle. In a review published in the Journal of Quality Research in Dementia (Issue 3), findings of some major studies examine how dietary habits have changed over the years and discusses the implications for the future of dementia care and research. Diet is not the only factor in the development of dementia, but there is evidence that those who live an unhealthy lifestyle could be at increased risk. There are now indications that vascular risk factors, (hypertension, high cholesterol, diabetes and heart conditions) are also risk factors for Alzheimer’s disease. Investigation highlights the following key areas of our diet:

 Fat

In one study they found that those with the highest saturated and transfat intake had a risk 2.2 times higher than the lowest intake band of contracting Alzheimer’s disease.

 Salt

There is a positive correlation between the amount of salt we eat and high blood pressure – one of the biggest risk factors for dementia.

 Oily

fish

One American study found a 60 per cent reduction in risk of Alzheimer’s disease in people who ate oily fish at least once a week.

 Antioxidants

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14 DAY GUIDE

ITV1 / 23rd January / 8.30pm

Emmerdale

Wild at Heart

It is Danny’s first day as State Vet and when he helps rescue some smuggled animals he feels he’s making a difference.

soap > Channel 4 / 21st January / 6:30pm

Hollyoaks The 3,000th Hollyoaks episode marks an extraordinary event for the teen drama and promises to be memorable.

comedy >

Tragedy has struck Emmerdale

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he locals watched in horror as the flames engulfed a row of cottages on Main Street and threatened the lives of some of the show’s bestloved characters. Betty was left fighting for her life when the fire hit Keepers Cottage, while

ITV1 / 21st January / 9.00pm

Comedy Rocks

Gennie, Chas and Katie’s lives are at risk inside Victoria Cottage. Brenda and Terry could be in danger when their home was caught up in the inferno. Lives will be lost and families will be destroyed in some of the show’s most spectacular scenes ever. As the villagers mourn the

loss of their neighbours they’re horrified to learn that this was no accident...

Meanwhile, Viv is alone in the flat drowning her sorrows after Terry has rejected her advances. Will she get out before it’s too late?

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ITV1 / Documentary

14th January 11:50pm 30 Years of An Audience With...

This edition looks back at unforgettable appearances by Dame Edna Everage

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LIFESTYLE GUIDE FOR THE CANARY ISLANDS

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IC TV GUIDE

TV23

/ Saturday 15/01/11

ITV1 / Comedy

15th January, 9.15pm Benidorm Mel recruits Mick to run his new mobility shop

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Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Baking Made Easy BBC News Regional News Weather Football Focus Masters Snooker Final Score BBC News Regional News Weather Hole in the Wall All New Total Wipeout The Magicians Comedian Lenny Henry presents the magic contest in which sleight of hand artist Chris Korn is joined by EastEnders star Samantha Womack, master illusionist Luis de Matos teams up with presenter Chris Tarrant, and conjurors Barry and Stuart are paired with comedian Stephen K Amos in a battle in front of a studio audience to prove who is the best act. The National Lottery: In It to Win It Casualty Ruth’s fragmented memories of a drunken night point to the possibility she was raped, and she struggles to control the ED in Jordan’s absence. Come Fly with Me FlyLo passengers are delayed on a journey to Malaga when there is a wing malfunction on their flight, while Melody and Taj get tough with the airline’s new baggage allowance policy BBC News Weather Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premier League clashes, including West Ham United v Arsenal at Upton Park and Chelsea v Blackburn Rovers at Stamford Bridge. The Football League Show Norwich City v Cardiff City and Swansea City v Crystal Palace. Weatherview

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Children’s Entertainment Programmes include Harry and Toto. My Life MOTD Kickabout Coast Trust Me I’m a Dealer El Cid Epic film of the legendary Spanish hero, Rodrigo Diaz (“El Cid” to his followers), who, without compromising his strict sense of honour, still succeeds in taking the initiative and driving the Moors from Spain. The Bear Family and Me Masters Snooker Hazel Irvine introduces further coverage of the opening best-of-11-frames semi-final at Wembley Arena, where the first player to reach tomorrow’s final is set to be decided. With commentary by Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne, Ken Doherty and John Virgo. 100 Years of the Palladium Cliff Richard, Bruce Forsyth, Michael Crawford and Andrew Lloyd Webber are among the stars sharing the gossip, glamour and behind-the-scenes shenanigans of one of the world’s most famous theatres as it celebrates its 100th birthday. Dad’s Army Pete Postlethwaite: A Tribute A programme dedicated to the actor, who died earlier this month. He appeared in films including The Usual Suspects, In the Name of the Father, and Brassed Off. Masters Snooker Hazel Irvine is joined by Steve Davis and John Parrott to present coverage of the second semi-final of the non-ranking event at Wembley Arena, where the line-up for tomorrow’s final will be decided. QI XL Fast and Loose Goodbye Solo´

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IC TV GUIDE

/ Sunday 16/01/11

ITV1 / Game Show

16th January - 6:35pm Dancing on Ice

Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present the second preliminary round.

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Breakfast Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of yesterday’s Premier League clashes, including West Ham United v Arsenal and Chelsea v Blackburn Rovers. The Andrew Marr Show The Big Questions Country Tracks The Politics Show Cash in the Attic Escape to the Country EastEnders Omnibus Lifeline Songs of Praise BBC News Regional News Weather Antiques Roadshow Countryfile Lark Rise to Candleford The newspaper launches a poetry competition, prompting several of the locals to put pen to paper - but jealous Ruby’s malicious rumours about Laura and Daniel threaten to tarnish the contest. Zen The detective is asked to investigate when industrialist Ruggerio Miletti - one of the Ministry’s wealthiest backers - is kidnapped. BBC News Regional News Weather Match of the Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights of today’s four Premier League fixtures, which featured Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United at White Hart Lane, along with three key derby matches. Liverpool and Everton clashed for Merseyside pride at Anfield, Sunderland faced Newcastle United at the Stadium of Light, and second-city rivals Birmingham City and Aston Villa met at St Andrews. Needful Things Based on a novel by the prolific Stephen King, Satan, in the guise of new resident Leland Gaunt, opens a “Needful Things” shop

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IC TV GUIDE

TV25

/ Monday 17/01/11

BBC1 / Drama

17th January, 2.15pm Land Girls

Drama set during the Second World War, following the lives of women who decide to join the Women’s Land Army

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IC TV GUIDE

/ Tuesday 18/01/11

Channel 4 / Entertainment

18th January, 11:10pm Comic’s Choice - Jo Brand.

Bill Bailey invites the comedienne to detail some of the acts that influenced her

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/ Wednesday 19/01/11

Five / DIY

19th January - 8:00pm Cowboy Builders

Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK’s most terrible tradesmen and put right their bodged jobs

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IC TV GUIDE

/ Thursday 20/01/11 Channel 4 / Comedy

20th January - 10:00pm 10 O’Clock Live

A new weekly, live comedy and current affairs show hosted by David Mitchell

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TV29

/ Friday 21/01/11

ITV1 / Soap

21st January - 7:30pm Coronation Street

Eileen deceives Owen and succumbs to temptation

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21st January - 9:00pm Hustle

American casino owner and infamous grifter-buster Marcus Wendell is in town

Cricket Cricket World Cup Ringside Football’s Greatest Football’s Greatest Cricket World Cup Cricket Football League Weekend Barclays Premier League Preview Sky Sports News at Seven European Rugby A round six game in the Heineken Cup: Racing Metro 92 v Leinster at Stade Olympique Yves-duManoir. Take it Like a Fan The Sky Sports football quiz filmed at Premier League, Football League and SPL grounds. Barclays Premier League Preview A look ahead to the weekend’s Barclays Premier League games. Football League Weekend A look ahead to the weekend’s games in the npower Football League. Take it Like a Fan

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Good Morning Sports Fans Three back to back episodes of the latest sporting news. European Rugby Club Special Amlin Challenge Cup Round 6 - Gloucester v Agen. F1 Powerboats Cricket South Africa meet India for their 4th ODI at St George’s Park in Port Elizabeth. The Proteas have won all three of the one-day matches they’ve played against India on this ground. Cricket The second ODI between Australia and England at the Bellerive Oval, Hobart. Cricket World Cup As part of the build-up to the 2011 ICC World Cup in India, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, this is a mini series looking at different World Cups. Here is a feature on 1979 and Clive Lloyd. Tight Lines NFL European Rugby


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IC TV GUIDE

/ Saturday 22/01/11 ITV1 / Drama

22nd January - 7.00pm Primeval

Connor and Abby are sent to investigate unusual anomaly signals in a coastal village

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Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Baking Made Easy BBC News Regional News Weather Football Focus Tennis Bowls Final Score BBC News Regional News Weather Hole in the Wall All New Total Wipeout The Magicians Incredible illusions, mindbending magic and classic tricks with contemporary twists, performed by some of the world’s best magicians. The National Lottery: In It to Win It Casualty Ruth’s recent manic behaviour spirals further out of control and she prepares to take drastic measures to treat a patient with mental health problems, forcing Zoe and Jordan to embark on a frantic mission to stop her. Come Fly with Me Little Britain duo Matt Lucas and David Walliams write and star in this spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary set in a busy airport, promising a new set of comedy characters, plus guest appearances throughout the six-part series BBC News Weather Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premier League clashes, including Manchester United v Birmingham City, Arsenal v Wigan Athletic and Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool. The Football League Show Derby County v Nottingham Forest at Pride Park, Cardiff City v Watford at the Cardiff City Stadium and Reading v Hull City at the Madejski Stadium. Weatherview BBC News

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/ Sunday 23/01/11

ITV1 / Comedy

23rd January - 5.40pm Harry Hill’s TV Burp

The comedian looks back at the week’s small-screen highlights

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IC TV GUIDE

/ Monday 24/01/11 BBC1 / Soap

24th January - 8.00pm Eastenders

Syed is floored by an offer from Roxy

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/ Tuesday 25/01/11 Five / Soap

25th January - 6.00pm Home and Away

Gina seeks John’s help to secretly get Hugo’s stash of money to him

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es, it was a great idea to bring in an ice rink to Santa Cr uz for Christmas, but sadly, as seems to be too often the case, the idea was spoilt by poor organisation. Having read about the attraction in the Spanish and English press, I collected a couple of neighbour’s children and we set of f on the long journey from Buenavista del Norte to Santa Cruz, over an hour and a half in each direction. For starters, when we got there the box office was closed as they closed for a couple of hours at lunchtime (supposedly to reset the ice), that was mentioned nowhere in the information published, so I presume they didn’t include it in their press releases. Then when we drew

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nearer to said box office there was a notice saying that all tickets had been sold for that day until 9pm in the evening. Both girls are 12 years old and by the time we got home it would have been past midnight. There was no information anywhere giving a phone number, email or inter net address you could use to book, so we had no alternative but to wait. A visit to the PIT, lunch and a tram ride later, we tried again. We booked for a few days later, but when I complained about the lack of information the staff were totally unrepentant. “There were people here from El Hierro yesterday and they had to come back this morning,” was the response, as if people worse off made me feel any better. There were families from Guamasa, Puerto de la Cruz and the south of the island, all with disappointed children in tow and all in the same predicament, facing letting down the kids, or a repeat visit to the capital, more time, more expense. The

complaints were fairly standard and should be looked into by everyone who sponsored this event including our regional and island governing bodies. Once again the capital had organised something supposedly for ever ybody, but which really only suited those who lived in the metropolitan area, after all they had less distance to travel and couldn’t care less if they had to come back. They could go home for lunch and wouldn’t have to end up buying meals for themselves and children or entertaining them twice. We eventually returned and enjoyed the skating, but the day was soured by the previous disappointment and I would add that I personally found the rigid model of skating boots very uncomfortable. The scene was repeated with other disappointed people on our second visit and I have no doubt, was repeated daily throughout. If this was intended to attract people into town it backfired, with more than one person saying in my hearing that it was the very last time they would come to Santa Cruz

for anything. Is it so difficult to explain in advance how you are going to sell tickets and make arrangements for those of us who don’t live on the doorsteps of power? Mrs E Taurener

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Now that the festivities are over, we can all get back to normal. And that for many means a diet, but when you cook as badly as I do, egg and chips are definitely still on the menu.

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Another thing that won’t change is my love of astronomy. If the weather and therefore the postal service in the UK ever get back to normal, then one thing I’m going to do is order a book I hoped I’d get for Christmas, called Wonders of the Solar System by Brian Cox. This amazing young man is a particle physicist, and is best known for his programmes for both the Discovery Channel and the BBC. But at the moment I’m fascinated by our own constellation, the Milky Way. It is one of 100 billion galaxies in the known universe. Astrophysicists believe the universe began 15 million years ago in what is commonly known as The Big Bang, and half a billion years after this cataclysmic event, the first star was born. Gravity drew together huge clouds of hydrogen gas and dust. The molecules collided and rotated, and at the centre, glowing with heat, the seeds of this star grew, and became heavy with oxygen, carbon and iron. These elements accumulated until the star could hold no more and collapsed and detonated into an immense Supernova. It is fascinating to think that every atom of carbon in our bodies came from a star like this. Yet as this star died, countless new ones were born. In our own galaxy, there are more than 100 billion stars, a number almost too large to comprehend. In the early universe, stars clustered together, with gravity holding them in its grip, and the first galaxies were formed. Gradually over time, these small galaxies collided and merged to form a single large rotating unit until it was fifty times thinner than its diameter. The outer edges of the

spiral held stars which spun much more slowly than those at the centre, which orbit a Super Massive Black Hole. Near this awesome Black Hole, stars spin at an astounding three million miles per hour. They collide and explode, some being pulled even further towards the centre. This monstrous star devours anything which comes too close. It is 300 million times heavier than our own sun, yet is smaller than a speck of dust. In every galaxy there are estimated to be millions of tiny black holes causing chaos around them, and scientists have discovered that Super Massive Black Holes exist at the centre of most galaxies, and are slowly devouring everything that orbits around them, growing larger in the process. The universe is both chaotic and dangerous, with galaxies far greater in size than our own, yet a beam of light, travelling at the speed of light, (186,282 miles per second) would take 100 years to cross our own Milky Way. The Milky Way is a very average galaxy in both size and composition, yet we are neighbours to a huge galaxy called Andromeda. Scientists predict this will collide with The Milky Way in approximately four and a half billion years from now, and the Solar system has a fifty-fifty chance of being flung out into space, or have the collision pass us by because of the vast distances between stars. But will our Earth be there to witness this immense conflagration? If you’d like to know more, I’d be happy to write more articles like this. Email me on katykennedy@telefonica.net, or here at Island Connections info@ icmedia.eu or phone me on 616110930. Until next time, take care of yourselves and especially of each other.


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etting a good night’s sleep is said to be good for your beauty and your health, as this is the time when your body naturally does all its rejuvenating and healing work. A good sleep also means that you should wake up in the morning in a good mood, alert and ready to face the day ahead. So how can something as natural as dropping off to sleep become so difficult? It should be easy, but some of us lay awake for hours, we can’t get comfortable, then after finally dropping off, we wake up in the early hours and can’t get to sleep again. We sleep in the end, but when we get up in the morning we feel tired. So what’s gone wrong? It could be that by the time your head meets the pillow, your mind is still buzzing. You could be stressed, you could have a medical problem, be suffering pain or on the other hand, you could be perfectly healthy and have had too much caffeine and too little exercise. In other words, bad habits. Health News

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Seen, not heard

Think dentist, think drill. It’s an almost automatic response for most people and the part of a visit to the tooth and gum doctor they dread the most. But a new invention could, if funding for development is found, make that fear (though not the drilling itself) a thing of the past. A new device would allow patients to listen to music on a special MP3 player while blocking out the sound of the drill, but not the dentist’s voice, because only certain sounds are filtered out. The

invention works via a special digital signal processor chip which analyses the incoming sound from microphones placed close to the drill, and will block the sound, even if the frequency changes as the drill is being used by an ‘adaptive filtering’ technology. The new device has been developed by experts at King’s College London, Brunel University and London South Bank University, and was originally the idea of Professor Brian Millar of King’s Dental Institute. According to reports he was inspired by Lotus

mechanics and technicians who were able to develop a system to remove road noise while allowing drivers to hear emergency sirens. He was inspired initially by the efforts of car-maker Lotus who were trying to develop a system that removed unpleasant road noise, while still allowing drivers to hear emergency sirens. He said, “many people are put off going to the dentist because of anxiety associated with the noise of the dentist’s drill, but this device has the potential to make fear of the drill a thing of the past. The beauty of this gadget is that it would be fairly cost-effective for dentists to buy, and any patient with an MP3 player would be able to benefit from it, at no extra cost.” Investors are currently being sought to make the device commercially available and potentially remove that dread of dentists from the lives of so many people, and in doing so improve the overall state of oral health, as people will be more likely to attend a dentist if they are less scared of the treatments they may have to undergo.

living lifestyle

It is said that we need six and a half to seven and a half hours’ sleep per night, and that as we get older we need less sleep but we may enjoy an afternoon nap or siesta. It is also said that our body clocks are pretty stuck in their ways, and that it is not possible to ‘compensate’ for a series of late nights by sleeping late another time. Our bodies start giving us signals that it’s time to go to bed from about 10pm. According to the old saying, this is the optimum time to go to sleep: an hour in bed before midnight is worth two hours after. Why? To find the answer, we need to understand the phases of sleep. When we first drop off to sleep, we enter a short period of light sleep in which we might have a dream or two, and this stage is called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Then we drift into a period of deeper sleep, with no dreams. These two stages alternate during the night, and it is most natural to wake up during an REM sleep (which is why sometimes we can remember what our dreams were about). But the problems begin if we awaken during a deep sleep, which is more likely if we go to bed late. Our body clocks would have started ticking through the sleep process from around 10pm, we would have missed out on the initial sleep stages, and there is no knowing which stage we would be in when the alarm goes off. We are likely to awaken feeling sluggish and tired, and our skin suffers too. If this sounds familiar, try to limit your intake of coffee after midday, and alcohol during the evening, and don’t go to bed either too early or too late, stick to regular hours. Try not to stimulate your brain once in the bedroom, which is to say, no television, radio, computer or mobile phone in bed, although reading for a while can be quite relaxing. Keep your bedroom cool and quiet, and try to avoid taking sleeping tablets too often as they can cause a worse case of insomnia when you stop taking them. Sleep well!

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The Film:

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Multicines GranSur

Tenerife Auditorio

Gulliver’s Travels

The Music:

Educational concert

Audience celebrations A

nabel Mesa should have a very cultural 2011 indeed.

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urist fans should give this one a miss – Jack Black is a very modern Gulliver in a 21st Century very loose version of Swift’s tale of a man whisked away to the land of the little people, ruled in this instance by King Theodore (Billy Connolly). Our modern day Gulliver works in a newspaper in the mail room but is an aspiring travel writer – so a good exclusive is guaranteed, as well as impressing journalist Darcy. Gulliver sets sail but ends up in Lilliput where his presence sparks all sorts of controversy, adventure, romance and intrigue. After failing the people he is banished to Brobdingnag where he is the little guy, and is kept in a doll’s house. He escapes with the help of Lilliputian Horatio, returns to rescue Darcy and save the day. A jolly fun-filled romp, bring the kids. Starring: Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Amanda Peet, Chris O’Dowd, Jason Segal, Billy Connolly. Director: Rob Letterman

Spain top 10 Source: promusicae

1. Shakira/El Cata Loca 2. Amaia Montero Chiquitita 3. Black Eyed Peas The Time (Dirty Bit) 4. Rihanna Only girl (in the world) 5. Carlos Baute Quien te quiere como yo 6. Sergio Dalma Tu 7. Andy & Lucas Aqui sigo yo 8. Michael Jackson/Akon Hold my hand 9. Eminem/Rihanna Love the way you lie 10. Shakira Sale el sol

She was the lucky one millionth audience member of the Auditorio de Tenerife and was presented with a year long season ticket for all the 2011 shows in the venue as well as a trip to Lanzarote, just before the start of one of the performances of Chicago at the theatre. The presentation was made on stage, in the presence of cast members, by Tenerife Cabildo president Ricardo Melchior to a very surprised and delighted Anabel, who Anabel Mesa on stage with cast members of Chicago and Ricardo Melchior receiving her prizes lives in South Tenerife. Since its official opening by his highness Prince Felipe in September 2003 the Auditorio, designed by leading Spanish architect Calatrava, has become a keystone in the island’s cultural menu, and is the home of the Tenerife Symphony Orchestra, the OST. The venue has hosted a raft of national and international stars in the field of dance, classical music, rock and folk, opera and theatre, and has facilitated an expansion of the annual cultural menu on offer to residents and visitors. In the seven years of its existence it has staged 189 functions and 103 concerts/shows.

Educational concert, TSO, Auditorio Teobaldo Power, La Orotava, 12 noon.

Another in the excellent series of educational concerts by the Tenerife Symphony Orchestra, this one is conducted by Julio Castañeda.

The Dance:

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Arterias Visuales

An interactive exhibition

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TEA director Javier Durana and Crístobal de la Rosa

EA, the Tenerife Espacio de las Artes in Santa Cruz, has organised a new artistic project which takes place between January 21st and April 10th.

Arterias Visuales gives visitors the opportunity to get a feeling for the work from the first moment of its creation right through to its completion, and aims to create as close a relationship as possible between the artists and the public. The artists who have been chosen to take part will be working on their seven projects in the exhibition room where visitors can interact with them in a workshop environment. They are, Theatrum Pictorium, by Rayco Márquez Herrera (Santa Cruz de Tenerife) and Javier Corzo Martínez (Madrid); La posibilidad de una isla, by Lars Behrendt (Stuttgart, Germany, 1980); Colectivo Red, by Élida Dorta (Santa Cruz de Tenerife, 1982), DeaWoon Kang (Choonchonsi,

Dance Company: Nubes Tenerife Auditorium, January 29th/30th, 12 noon

This dance company bring contemporary works to the stage and prioritise attracting new young audiences to the world of dance.

The Festival:

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South Korea, 1972) and Rafael Pinillos Hernández (La Orotava, 1975); Entre miodesopsias y fotoxias, by Juana Fortuny (La Laguna, 1971); Natural Born Window, by José Cabrera Betancort (Santa Cruz de Tenerife); Basado en hechos reales, by Miguel Soler Nuñez (Sevilla, 1975); and Halal Love Haram, by Violeta Caldrés (La Matanza, 1983). The general coordinator of Culture and Historic Heritage, Cristóbal de la Rosa, indi-

cated that, “the seven artistic projects which will be worked on during these 11 weeks are the result of an international contest organised by TEA for which 33 projects were presented, from the Canaries, mainland Spain, Latin America, Italy and Holland”. Due to the high quality of the work, the jury decided to increase the number of artistic projects in the initiative from five to seven. In the Arterias Visuales workshops you can

see pictorial and photographic works, as well as movies, and even the design of a fictitious island, or the creation of a multidisciplinary audio visual performance where dance is united with a projected image and music. So whatever your artistic inclinations, this is a wonderful way to further your knowledge, experience and appreciation of these art forms. Opening times are Tuesday to Sunday, 10am to 10pm.

CINE VICTOR, STA. CRUZ DE TENERIFE 19 February at 20:00 Music by LOS BEERBELLYS ( Málaga), LITTLE BIG REBEL (Tenerife), & LOS CONTRATIEMPOS (Tenerife); DJ´s Big Vinnie, Perra Mala, Nano y Tano. Entrance: € 10


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Live Arico A happy New Year to everyone

Live Arico send greetings to all and are looking ahead. They told us, “we

now have around 350 dogs in the refuge and the tasks we face are harder than ever. Please keep supporting us, checking up with what’s happening on Facebook, popping into the shops and benefit events, helping wherever you can. We are self financing, and have no assistance from the powers that be. Only through your support can we continue to help the abandoned and unwanted. We never see a dog on the street, or turn our back on an animal – ever. Your support is vital, and much appreciated. Thank you. “

Thanks to…

All those involved in the Live Arico Christmas Party Night at Vivo on the 18th December. The kids from

Estrellas Theatre School put on a brilliant show, guests ate, drank , watched and listened. Well done the new Wild Boyz, Phil Gibson and his son JJ with Matt from Estrellas, and not forgetting

Pets Portrait

Alfie B of course, under the watchful eye of mum Suzy Q. The fabulous Colin Stevens did his show, there was a raffle and an auction for boxing gloves from WBO commonwealth champion Nicki Cooke, and a Scuba Diving voucher from SolScuba. €537 was raised, more than welcome in these hard times, well done all.

Iceland, Las Chafiras. Live Arico

were invited to pack customers’ bags during Christmas week in return for having a collection bucket on each till.

The results, they said, were better than they ever could have dreamed of – a massive €3,111 was donated over the five days – simply staggering. “Although the money was so gratefully received, it was also nice to be able to talk to people about the refuge and the work we do, and it was so very heart-warming to be told how much we are valued and appreciated. We cannot thank Iceland enough, and of course everyone who gave their time packing bags, and last but by no means least, the gener-

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ous customers who gave so willingly. Amazing!” Louise, Stan and all at Churchills, Bar, Los Cristianos, where €602.70 was raised at a benefit night, as well as selling 10 calendars. Thanks to entertainers Vanessa V, System X, Bolly, Steve Delsey, Dave Michaels, Suzy Q, Alfie B, Sweet Temptations, Bobby P and Ian Anderson, and also to surrounding businesses for prize donations, including the Star of Bengal, Harrys Cash and Carry, Tkts Tenerife and La Finquita to name but a few.

Refuge opening hours

Tuesday to Sunday from 2pm to 5pm. Outside of these times is by appointment with Eugenio only, to facilitate smooth running of the refuge. Thank you.

The refuge is in Atogo, directly up from the airport, next door to the well sign posted Ostrich Farm.

Chain stores!

All three shops are now open for business. They

are in Coral Mar, Silencio (in association with Tenerife Nursing and Care) Monday

An unexpected seasonal visitor to a pharmacy in El Médano, Chicho was taken in and found

Digs 4 Dogs Professional dog care at our purpose built

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6 mins from San Isidro Only 10 € per day Collection and return Service available For rates and availability phone Alan or Lesley on 680 278 254 or 922 772051 after 5pm

to be without identification. After a search for owners he has been happily adopted by Ana who is looking forward to a fun filled canine 2011.

Pet Lovers

We have rental property in The Palms and Island Village and welcome you and your small dog for long term contracts.

Call for availability 922 715 030 or Nicola 619 121 058

Penguin births

oro Parque have L been p-p-p-picking up penguins with their latest baby boom.

Revised adoption Over €3,000 was procedures raised thanks to Live Arico´s policy is to generous Iceland ask now for a minimum shoppers donation of €50 for an to Friday 10 – 4, Saturday 11 – 2, San Eugenio, opposite La Niña Hotel, near Amandas Bar. Same hours and in Los Cristianos, Churchills Square, near the play park and Chicagos Bar, same hours plus Thursday and Friday evenings until 8pm. Come and bag a bargain, second hand books, toys, clothes and bric a brac on sale. Also leave donations of dog food, ask for information about Live Arico, or simply pop in for a friendly chat.

adopted dog, which is paid direct to Hospivet Sur on collection of your new pet, who will as a result be chipped, vaccinated and wormed. We are at present negotiating special rates for neutering and spaying.

Dog groomer

Claire is now offering 10% of her fee to Live Arico. She has 18 years ex-

perience, so call her on 660 862910 for your appointment, and quote Live Arico so we can receive our donation.

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New additions

Your new pet

hen you first take your new pet home with you, whether he’s a kitten, puppy, or even a curious adult animal, you need to bear in mind that he will be extremely anxious to discover every nook and cranny of his new environment.

Some items in your home will need extra care in order to avoid accidents. Try to keep electrical cables tidy, preferably taped down, and out of sight. Make sure that all cables are well insulated to avoid electrocution. It is also a good idea to cover power points to avoid little paws and claws gaining access, and when ironing, never leave the iron unsupervised – the dangling cable can prove far too attractive. To avoid breakages, it is a good idea to secure ornaments with BluTack. Keep all noxious products

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out of reach. This includes cleaning materials, disinfectants, bleach, pesticides and weed killers. Also keep all medications, plastic bags and small objects which could cause harm or easily be swallowed, out of reach of your furry friend. Some plants are poisonous and to be avoided, especially azaleas, poinsettias and rubber plants. While your new pet is adjusting to his new home, you too must adjust some of your habits. Be aware of his presence - a tiny kitten or puppy, only one to two months old, can hide in the most unexpected places, or can easily get under your feet, so do be careful where you tread. Cats do have the habit of leaving their tails hanging around behind them, but they make a lot of noise if you tread on them! Closing a door, to most people, is a

simple process, but a small pet can easily be hiding behind it and you won’t know until .... you hear that scream. Make sure all rubbish bags are well secured, and of course, don’t forget to lower the WC lid – you don’t want your little one falling in there in his quest for water, do you? Access to terraces and balconies should be restricted,

It’s summer in the South Pole in the Penguinarium and the Gentoo penguin parents have begun to present their young, taking turns looking after them whilst the other partner swims. They are easily identified by the white flash above their eyes. As a breed, they are very fast underwater swimmers.

Baby look at you now!

Many breeds of penguins have now had offspring in the park’s Penguin Planet thanks to miniscule attention to detail to imitate their natural habitat including temperature, 12 tons of snow a day and respect for their light cycles. This is precisely why for lovers of these waddling, fascinating creatures it’s a perfect time to visit the park to see them as at this time of the year is when their daylight hours are longest.

and open windows avoided if you don’t want your pet falling overboard. Provide comfortable places where he will feel safe and secure, and keep wardrobe doors, drawers, cupboards, linen baskets and of course the washing machine door firmly closed. Otherwise, the consequences are unthinkable. Prevention is far better than cure!


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WhatsOn2011 Guanarteme 928 270084 or 928 473265, Arucas 928 621754, Maspalomas 928 764201, Tablero 928 140640, Mogán 928 158805, Aldea de San Nicolás de Tolentino 928.891.252 or www. alberguelaaldea.com, or Valleseco 928 618740.

Gran Canaria FIESTAS January 20, Fiestas de San Sebastián, Agüimes

MUSIC

January 28, 8.30 pm, concert by Los Que No Escarmientan, with their album, Noche de Boleros. CICCA, Las Palmas February 18, 10 pm, El Arrebato, Las Palmas (location to be decided)

FESTIVAL DE MÚSICA DE CANARIAS

To February 27. Classical music festival. More information at www. festivaldecanarias.com Auditorio Alfredo Kraus, Las Palmas www.auditorioalfredokraus.com January 16, midday, Youth Festival: Los Niños Cantores de St. Florian January 16, 8.30 pm, Orquesta Sinfónica de Tenerife conducted by Manuel Hernández Silva January 23, midday, Youth Festival: Pa-Gag-Nini January 24 and 25, 8.30 pm, Vienna Symphony Orchestra conducted by Fabio Luisi January 28 and 29, 8.30 pm, Stuttgart Radio Symphony Orchestra conducted by Sir Roger Norrington. Teatro Pérez Galdós, Las Palmas www. teatroperezgaldos.es January 17, 8.30 pm, Nancy Fabiola Herrera and Rubén Fernández Aguirre (piano) January 26 and 27, 8.30 pm, Stabat Mater: Orchestra and Choir of the Community of Madrid, and the Palau Chamber Choir

SCENIC ARTS

Teatro Pérez Galdós, Las Palmas www. teatroperezgaldos.es To January 21, Chicago, the musical Teatro Cúyas, Las Palmas www.teatrocuyas.com

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January 14, 8.30 pm, January 15, 12 noon and January 15, 4 pm, El Circo de La Mujer Serpiente by Compañia Ananda Dansa January 28 and 29, 8.30 pm, and 30, 7 pm, Casa de Muñecas by Henrik Ibsen

EXHIBITIONS

To January 23, Pedro Garhel. Retrospectiva. CAAM, Las Palmas To January 21, Negro. African art. Casa África, Las Palmas To January 31, Sombras nada más by conceptual artist José Rosales and poet Sergio Domínguez-Jaén. Galería de Arte, University of Las Palmas To January 31, photographs: Texturas by Agustín Bethencourt. Agrupación Fotográfica de Gran Canaria, Reyes Católicos 60, Las Palmas To February 15, photographs: Jugando con las líneas by Andrea Suárez Solana. Alambique, Las Palmas To February 28, El cerebro, la gran cepa azul. Museo Elder, Las Palmas

SPORT AND NATURE Trekking: January 15, Degollada de la Laja - Altavista - Degollada del Sargento. 10Km, duration: 3hrs, difficulty: medium January 21, Artenara - Cruz de Acusa – Coruña. 4.6km, duration: 2hrs, difficulty: easy January 29, Teror Riquianez – Arucas. 9.3km, duration: 3.30hrs, difficulty: medium More information, 608 328 878 or senderista. elborbullon.teror@gmail. com Local councils in various areas of the island organise guided treks and other open-air activities. For more information, call UPNature,

Museums & Theatres Tenerife

Archaeology Guided visits to the principal digs in the island: Bentayga (Tejeda), Cenobio de Valerón (Guía) etc. For more information 928 219 229.

MARKETS

Arguineguín: Tuesday Gáldar: Thursday Mogán: Sunday Puerto de Mogán: Friday Telde: Saturday Terór: Sunday Vecindario: Monday & Wednesday – all 8am to 2pm. Playa del Inglés: Every day except Sunday, 7.30 to 11.30pm. Las Palmas Rastro: Sunday 8am to 2pm, bus station.

tenerife FIESTAS

January 8 to 17, Fiestas de San Antonio Abad, Arona (Romería January 16, midday), Buenavista del Norte and Los Realejos January 20, Fiestas de San Sebastián and Romería, La Enramada, Costa Adeje

CLASSICAL MUSIC

January 14 and 20, Music Season in Los Realejos, the best of classical and chamber music. Casa de La Cultura and the Ermita de San Vicente

Festival de Música de Canarias

To February 27. Classical music festival. More information at www.festivaldecanarias.com Auditorio de Santa Cruz www.auditoriodetenerife. com January 15, 8.30 pm, Orquesta Sinfónica de Tenerife conducted by Manuel Hernández Silva. €15 to €40 January 22 and 23, 8.30

pm, Vienna Symphony Orchestra conducted by Fabio Luisi. €30 to €90 January 26 and 27, 8.30 pm, Stuttgart Radio Symphony Orchestra conducted by Sir Roger Norrington. €25 to €80 Teatro Guimerá, Santa Cruz. Tickets: 902 364 603 January 14, 8.30 pm, Nancy Fabiola Herrera, mezzosoprano and Rubén Fernández Aguirre, piano. €15 to €35 January 25, 8.30 pm, Orchestra and Choir of the Community of Madrid, conducted by José Ramón Encinar, and the Palau Chamber Choir, conducted by Jordi Casas. €20 to €40 Magma Arte y Congresos, Costa Adeje: January 15, 8.30 pm, Trondheim Soloists

MUSIC

January 16, 9 pm, Sole Giménez (former lead singer with Presuntos Implicados), soul and blues. Auditorio de Tenerife, Santa Cruz. €20 February 19, 10 pm, El Arrebato, Santa Cruz (location to be decided)

SCENIC ARTS

Espacio Cultural, El Tanque, Santa Cruz: January 14, 15, 21, 22, 28 and 29, Refinado: La cruda historia. A multidisciplinary show about the history of the refinery and Santa Cruz from the 1930s, directed by Carlos Belda Teatro Guimerá, Santa Cruz. Tickets: 902 364 603 January 28, 9 pm and 29, 7.30 pm and 10 pm, Una noche con Gabino (comedy). €13 to €19 Cine Victor, Santa Cruz www.cinevictor.com January 23, 5 pm, Medley! A musical show made for a

young audience. Adults €8, children €6 January 30, 8 pm, benefit concert in aid of poor Canarian families Teatro Leal, La Laguna www.teatroleal.com. Tel: 922 255 141 January 15, 12 noon and 6 pm, La Lengua del Dragón, a musical about the enchanted castle, by the Compañia Clapso January 29, music and entertainment with 4 Bajo Par Cultural Centre, Los Cristianos: January 22, 8.30 pm, piano concert by Valerij Petasch and Uli Schinkmann. Entry free, limited space Civic Centre, Cabo Blanco: January 28, 8 pm, Teatro Teatrapa. Entry free, limited space

LIONS CLUB EVENTS Arona, Las Galletas, Costa del Silencio: Second Sunday of the month: barbecue with entertainment at Coral Mar Square Last Sunday of the month: buffet and entertainment at Habla Habla, Las Galletas. Cath 629 506 882. The Lions shop in the Apolo Center is open Mon to Fri 11am to 3pm. The Costa del Silencio shop is open Mon to Fri 11am to 2pm. Donations of clothing, books, brica-brac etc welcome. Ken Sadler 670 647 765.

Auditorium Tenerife www.auditoriodetenerife. com Santa Cruz- Tel.902 317 327 Guimerá Theatre www.teatroguimera.es Santa Cruz - Tel.902 364 603 CajaCanarias Cultural Centre www.canarynet.com Santa Cruz - Tel.922 471 000 Museum of Science & Space www.museosdetenerife.org La Laguna -Tel.922 315 265 Museum of Nature & Archaeology www. museosdetenerife.org Santa Cruz - Tel.922 535 128 Tenerife History Museum www.museosdetenerife. org La Laguna -Tel.922 825 949/43 Anthropology Museum www.museosdetenerife.org La Laguna -Tel.922 546 300 Casa Lercaro La Laguna -Tel.922 82 59 49

Gran Canaria Cuyás Theatre www.teatrocuyas.com Pérez Galdós Theatre www.teatroperezgaldos.es

K9 & Friends of the Animals K9 car boot sales • First Sunday of every month / 8am to 12 noon Happy Days, Costa del Silencio. • Second Saturday of every month/ 9am to midday. Nearly new sales, Outside Shimmers Bar, Callao Salvaje • K9 also have a stall on the Playa San Juan market every Wednesday, and Alcalá every Monday, from 9am to 2pm. • For more information call Pat the Cat on 608 121081.

The Friends of the Animals car boot sale • Last Sunday of every month at Tipsy Terrace, Los Gigantes from 8am to midday. • They now have a good as new shop next to the Medical Centre in Playa de la Arena, open 10am to 6 weekdays and 10am to 2 Saturdays. EXHIBITIONS • A constant supply of TEA: goods is needed. Any full January 21 to April 10, collection boxes, call Hazel Artérias Visuales, a differon 667 638468 or Pat the ent type of exhibition in Cat on 608 121081. www. which the public can see the k9tenerife.com. Email: production process. Seven info@k9tenerife.com

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artists or groups create their works while visitors watch and interact. To apply, visit www.teatenerife.com To January 31, Si Quebro El Cántaro, focusing on child abuse. Sala A To February 13, El cuerpo inventado. Sala A To October 16, Nessun Dorma by Laura Gherardi Santa Cruz: To January 16, Socius by Adrián Alemán. Museo Municipal de Bellas Artes January 28 to March 6, Doble ó Nada by Carlos Matallana. Museo Municipal de Bellas Artes To February 28, Música de archivo. Archivo Histórico Provincial, Comodoro Rolín 1 La Laguna: January 21 to February 27, Batista Blancas Roca, by Juan Carlos Batista, Julio Blancas and Gabriel Roca. Instituto Canarias Cabrera Pinto To January 22, collection: Galería de Arte Stunt To February 25, sculptures: La evolución de las especies by Rosa Hernández. Chafiras Tenerife Gallery To February 27, Arte, devoción y fortuna. Platería Americana en las Islas Canarias occidentales. American silver plate work. Ex-Convento de Santo Domingo South, cultural and civic centres: To January 18, paintings by Mary Andreu, Los Cristianos To January 19, photos: Lenin, resumen de anécdotas 5. Las Galletas January 14 to 27, sculptures by Juan Hernández. Adeje January 14 to February 12, photos: Fotosur by Oliver Reina Rivero. Cho-Parque La Reina January 14 to February 25, wooden sculptures by Eduardo Rodríguez Tamayo. Arona Town Hall January 21 to February 10, photos: Velada by Francisco Quico Hernández, Los Cristianos

January 21 to February 15, paintings: Appodia. Las Galletas To February 11, sculptures by Juan Treitero. Cabo Blanco

OTHER EVENTS

To April 14, 8 pm, Canarias Folk Fest Arona. Music and processions, Thursdays: Los Cristianos Paseo Marítimo. Fridays: Las Galletas. Saturdays: Playa de las Américas

SPORT & NATURE Failte fun walks Stretch your legs every Friday morning with Failte. Meet outside the Hotel Gran Arona in Los Cristianos for a trek over Guaza mountain followed by refreshments. Wear stout shoes, meet friends and get some exercise. New faces always welcome. More information from Tony on 628 689 306. Tourist routes 922 127 938 Every Tuesday: Montes del Agua 1st Saturday of each month: Teide National Park 2nd Saturday: Masca ravine 3rd Saturday: Volcanic tube at Cueva de San Marcos 4th Saturday: Kayak trip off Los Gigantes cliffs, Punta de Teno Kayak routes Tours by kayak for all abilities which may be combined with snorkelling, hiking, climbing or potholing. More info on 922 127 938 or www.elcardon.comSurfing North: Escuela de Surf y Body Board OAD La Laguna, for those aged 12 years and over. More information on 922 256 244 or www.oadlaguna.com South: Escuela Oficial de la Federación Canaria de Surf K16 (Playa de las Américas). Groups or individual training for those aged seven years or over. More information on 922 798 480 or www.k16surf.com

Hiking

www.thefabulousloungeswingers.com

Discover Arona More info about trekking routes on 922 725 180 www. arona.org All year round, guided walks for groups through the most emblematic buildings of the lovely northern town of Los Silos. Contact Oscar on 922 841 086. Barranco del Infierno (Adeje): Closed for repairs Information on 922 782 885. Guided trails for the general public: The National Park’s interpretation service offers guided tours free of charge. You need to book in advance with the National Park Office (Tel. 922 290 129/922 290 183)

Miscellaneous La Baranda Wine Museum Promoting local quality wines. TF-5 motorway (El Sauzal exit). More info: 922 572 535 or www.tenerife.es/Casa-vino

La Finca del Arte

Chayofa: jazz, brunch and barbecue every Sunday 1.30 to 4.30pm. Bar open every day 5 to 11pm, closed Tuesdays. Reservations: 629 343 884

Castles Tours:

Tenerife History Museum offers guided tours around the island’s castles for schools and groups. More info: 922 825 949

Masonic Meetings

South of Tenerife. Visitors always welcome. Tenerife Craft, Chapter, Mark. More info: 922 794 502 / 922 732 386

Ciudadanos Europeos

(European Citizens Group). Meet new friends, get help and advice on living in the Canary Islands and participation in Canarian culture. Social activities. Meetings: Cultural Centre, Los

The Fabulous Lounge Swingers

A swinging time T

he brilliant Fabulous Lounge Swingers are a cheekily wonderful blend of good old-fashioned entertainment and groovy tunes. If you like your swing to be sassy, your covers to be a touch kitch then you have to check out some of the Fabulous Lounge Swingers, who are appearing in Leonardo’s from January 19th to 23rd.

Cristianos, last Wednesday in every month Sept-April (expect December), 7.30 pm. Contact the President, Harry Davies on 922 781905 or Secretary, Chris Stanyer on 922 751507. eurocitizens@ gmail.com

The Wednesday Club

Your opportunity to meet people like you, ladies, gentlemen, couples or on your own. 1st. Floor Apolo Center, Los Cristianos. Wednesdays: 11am - 1pm. More info: Edna 922 732 386 / 619 059 577

The Wednesday Group of Friends. The Group meeting and lunch is held at Bar Tapas

F

rom Glenn Miller to Chas ‘n Dave, the Fabulous Lounge Swingers will have you doing a knee’s up in no time whatsoever, and you’ll be back for more and more and more. With a repertoire that covers classical standards from west end musicals to cabaret, this is swing with a Cockney touch that can’t be beaten.

Luis, Plaza Charco, Puerto de la Cruz on the 2nd Wednesday of the month at 12:30. The Art and Social Group meet Wednesdays (Pam 922368520). The Literary and Cultural Group meet Fridays (Suzi 922368084). Other weekly meetings include Bridge and Whist. Residents and visitors are welcome - please contact Tony at wednesday.tenerife@gmail. com.”

Saturday 11am - 1pm Info: 922 383098 during opening hours

Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) Meetings in the

South: 1st Floor Apolo Centre, Los Cristianos (next to bus terminal). Mon, Wed and Sat: 5.45pm Costa del Silencio, Oasis group, CC Coral Mar. Thursday: 7.30pm Callao Salvaje, Living Sober Group, Local 4, CC Buena Azul (Sueño Azul). Sunday 6.30 For more info: call 630 478 448 (24hrs)

English Library Calle Irlanda, Parque Taoro, Puerto de la Cruz. Monday 3- 5.30pm Wednesday 10am - 12 noon Friday from 4- 6pm

in Tenerife!! www.thefabulousloungeswingers.com

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An amazing swing party band with a large repertoire that ranges from classic standards to kitsch covers. Performed alongside well known artists that include The Zutons, Simon Webbe and The Overtones, in Venues as Café de Paris, La Pigalle and London’s famous 100 Club.

“” The Fabulous Lounge Swingers went a long way to putting me back in the festival spirit as they reworked tracks for an ecstatic crowd!

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business promotion

In Brief ::

Airlines ::

Monarch

Winter schedule now on sale! L

eading leisure airline Monarch has launched its winter 2011/2012 scheduled programme, enabling people to get a head start on their travel plans for next year and grab a great deal on flights to their favourite UK destinations. For winter 2011/2012 Monarch will operate a huge range of flights from mainland Spain, the Balearic and Canary Islands and Gibraltar to the UK gateways of Birmingham, London Gatwick, London Luton and Manchester airports.

Fares start from just €33 one way (including taxes) and are available to book now on www.monarch.es until the end of March 2012. Monarch operates scheduled flights from Mainland Spain, the Canary and Balearic Islands and Gibraltar to Birmingham, London Gatwick, London Luton and Manchester airports. In addition to year-round low fares, Monarch also offers a range of hot and cold meals that can be pre-booked or purchased on-

MiradasDoc in Las Palmas

From January 19th a selection of prize winning Films from the 2010 Guía de Isora MiradasDoc will be shown in Las Palmas.

MiradasDoc is an international showcase for documentary films and film makers and attracts participation from all over the world. Among the selection of entries that will be shown in Las Palmas are, Tom Zé, o astronauta libertado directed by Ígor Iglesias, (Jan 19th), Una vida normal. Crónica de un luchador de sumo directed by Jill Coulon, (Jan 20th), and the Cuban short, El mundo de Raúl under the direction of Jessica Rodríguez and Zoe Miranda (Jan 20th) and El Problema: Testimonio del pueblo saharaui directed by Jordi Ferrer and Pablo Vidal (Jan 21st). All the screenings are in the Casa de Colón, at 8.30pm, free entry.

Adeje

Monarch’s winter 11/12 programme includes: • Alicante – Birmingham, Gatwick, Luton and Manchester • Barcelona - Manchester • Fuerteventura – Birmingham and Manchester • Gibraltar – Luton and Manchester • Gran Canaria – Birmingham and Manchester • Lanzarote – Birmingham, Gatwick, Luton and Manchester • Majorca – Gatwick and Manchester • Málaga – Birmingham, Gatwick, Luton and Manchester • Menorca – Gatwick • Tenerife – Birmingham, Gatwick, Luton and Manchester

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Cheese from Tijoco

Did you know that some wonderful cheeses are being made by the Montesdeoca family in the village of Tijoco?

board. To enable customers to select where in the cabin they sit and ensure that families and groups sit together, seats can be pre-booked from €9 per one-way flight, or from only €19, extra-legroom seats are available, which offer up to six inches of extra space. Passengers travelling on scheduled flights can also avoid the queues at the airport and take advantage of online check-in which is available between 18 days and 4.5 hours prior to departure. For further information or to book Monarch flights, please visit www.monarch.es.

They have a small family business producing various varieties of handmade cheese from 100 per cent goats’ milk which is pasteurised, giving it a unique flavour. These include white, smoked or unsmoked, semi-cured or cured, or cheeses with added ingredients such as gofio or sweet peppers. As an added bonus, the Montesdeoca semi-cured smoked cheese was the only one from the province of Santa Cruz de Tenerife to win a prize in the 2010 Cheese Awards, a contest which was run on the BBC Good Food Show in Birmingham and which attracted 2,069 entries from 29 countries. The winning cheeses were selected by 201 judges of 19 nationalities. Look out for the Montesdeoca cheeses which are distributed by the family to various retailers on the island.

Dentistry ::

Arte Dental in Las Arenas

Dentistry at the highest level T

he Centro Arte Dental in Las Arenas is the flagship for the Markus Lauch SL company. In 1988 the German dental technicion M. Lauch opened his first dental laboratory in Puerto de la Cruz.

Soon he realised the huge difference in the way European dentists worked compared to their Canarian counterparts. Whereas in Europe the dentists tend to work hand in hand with Lab technicians, over here he realised that the two couldn’t be further apart. This spurred him to open a dental practice that incorporated a laboratory with qualified technicians, which enabled him to

A sympathetic and professional team are waiting to greet and treat you at Arte Dental

offer a much quicker and more efficient service to the customer, a development which took place five years later when he opened his first clinic in La Matanza, based on his team concept. Ten years on and the new practice in Puerto de la Cruz, Edf, Ikarus in La Paz, has been completed, meaning that a greater number of patients can be attended to with a shorter waiting time as well. People from all nationalities and all walks of life have confidentially placed themselves in the expert hands of the Marcus Lauch team. Their philosophy of evolving each phase of treatment around the needs and wishes of the patients has paid off. This level of personal treatment doesn’t just help both dental practitioner and patient achieve the best results as far as teeth are concerned, it also concerns itself with the overall well being, as well as taking into consideration the financial concerns of each client. Only the best is offered by the team at Arte Dental and the latest approved European standards in medical and technical dental work are in place.

All in all, this means that each and every patient can attend with their particular problem with the confidence of knowing that they and their teeth are in the best place possible. So popular is the concept that last year the new centre in Las Arenas, just beside Lidl, was opened. This is a modern clinic with modern ideas, the highest technical standards, a cafeteria and a wonderful view over the Orotava valley where patients can relax while waiting to be seen. The five consultancy rooms are tastefully decorated and, most importantly, the clinic offers the most modern dental practises available. The professional international team is made up of expert practitioners from all branches of dentistry, including orthodontics, who work together making this a top class dental surgery. Service and comfort are also at a premium for the patients, and there is parking right outside the front door. Centro Arte Dental, Las Arenas, (beside Lidl) 922 382028


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n Los Tulipanes restaurant, in Puerto de la Cruz, guests can look forward to a touch of romantic flair sprinkled with elegance as well as some of the best culinary treats around. With ever y mouthful you will understand the genuine love for cooking and good food that head chef Noel Serafin brings to your table. His father was the chef at the well known eatery Mi Vaca y Yo, and his mother was also a superb cook in her own right. Today their son is proud to carry on that family tradition of gastronomic

excellence. Noel has cooked in some of Tenerife’s top locations, including the Hotel Botánico, Loro Parque, Los Caroles and Hotel Garoé. He also worked in the Metropole Hotel in London where he wowed many a British palate with his Canarian/Spanish dishes. Noel has won many local awards for his cooking, and in particular for his Tapas selection, and is also a member of the European cookery association, Euro-Toque which is a European community of chefs representing over 3,500 chefs and cooks respecting culinary

standards and traditions. For three years now, with his wife Tina at his side, and in partnership with Wolf-Dietrich Baum, Noel has been running Los Tulipanes. Baum also brings a wealth of restaurant experience to the venture, having in the past been associated with many venues including Templo del Vino, Delikatessen Matthias and Blockhütte, Baum’s Restaurant. Of his colleague Noel he says, “Serafin is a celebrity chef at a level we rarely see in Tenerife. He is introducing new and exciting tastes into Tenerife with excellent preparation

Modern Canarian Cooking

Calle Cruz Verde Puerto de la Cruz Tuesd - Sunday 12 midday to 11pm (Mondays closed). Table Reservations :

922 371 742

and presentation”. Serafin has worked his magic to combine the traditional art of Canarian cooking with modern tastes, and his creations are a mixture of tradition and fantasy, that will attract the curious and delight the inquisitive diner. On the menu, for example, you will find Tuna and stuffed Sole, variations on lamb and tender duck breast. Or would you fancy a culinary journey courtesy of the excellent tastings menus? What is guaranteed is a new and exciting taste experience. Desserts too don’t escape the Serafin touch, and are sweet dreams

on a plate. And Los Tulipanes has more to offer. You can also sign up for a tapas school and learn the art of good food first hand, take part in a bodega ‘sight seeing’ tour or allow the experts to serve you some of their top choices in the comfort of your own home. Or if you’re not that hungry but fancy a glass of chilled Cava or Prosecco in a comfortable location, Los Tulipanes is the right choice and they will be delighted to see you. Los Tulipanes is on Calle Cruz Verde, in the old town of Puerto de la Cruz. Opening hours are Tuesday to Sunday, 12 midday to 11pm (Mondays closed). Phone for reservation/ information: 922 371 742

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Food news ::

Santa Cruz

Gastrobar

Bombay Blue

Regular readers and island gastronomes will have heard of the talented local chef, Braulio Simancas.

Braulio Simancas

Eastern promise fulfilled

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he president of the Compañía de las Islas Occidentales (owners of both the Tasca and the hotel), Francisco Javier Zamorano, commented, “we wanted to offer the santacruceros the culinary quality of Braulio Simancas and invite those who haven’t had the opportunity to visit Las Aguas… to the chance to know his masterly innovations in Canarian cuisine. We were attracted by the idea of backing a new concept of Canarian tapas”. He underlined, “obviously they are two totally different menus and concepts,” but the axis is Braulio, a quality guarantee for anyone visiting either establishment. The new Tasca is in Callejón del Combate 11-13, just off the Calle Suárez Guerra at the bottom end of Calle Pilar in the centre of Santa Cruz and it’s open from noon to 11pm, Monday to Sunday. If you’re Sales shopping in the capital, give yourself a gastronomic treat!

La Gomera

Food route

Visitors to La Gomera will have a new tourism option in the near future with a combined gastronomic and cultural route.

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he island is one of the largest Canarian producers of guarapo, the palm tree nectar which is used to make palm honey and Gomerón, the powerful local liqueur. They also have branded wine labels, special local biscuits, breads and cakes, mojo sauces, jams, gofio (ground toasted cereals), honey, mistela (a wine based drink), frangollo dessert, cheeses and the cheese, tomato and spice spread Almogrote. The island council want to promote all of these local products, which have already been presented in the World Travel Market, Butjandingen in Germany, Alimentaria 2010 in Barcelona and Xacobeo y Xantar in Galicia.

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hef Safdar Abbas has brought his own gourmet blend of herbs and spices and exotic, eastern promise to Indian gastronomy to create the extensive and enticing menu at the Bombay Blue in the Safari Centre. The home-made lime pickle alone would make it worth visiting this restaurant, whose economical prices and exquisite cuisine quickly saw off local competition soon after they opened. When we visited there were a steady stream of customers being greeted by the friendly multi-lingual staff, many of them obviously repeat visitors, which is always a good sign. Tables are well spaced for comfort and privacy. Inside the restaurant is clean, cool and crisp with typical Indian scenes and decoration but one of the advantages of living here is almost all year round al fresco dining and we chose the roomy terrace where efficient patio heaters kept off the mild chill. From the ample national wine selection, we were recommended a Frontos red as a robust wine to accompany the spicy dishes we were about to try. It was smooth, full-bodied and a good complement to the food. Cobra beer is also available for those who prefer. Pappadums, spiced onions, yoghurt dip and mango chutney were served as an aperitif and we requested lime pickle too. The pickle was home made and if they bottled it for sale we would have taken some home it was so amazing, the mango chutney too was obviously home made and the maitre informed us proudly that they even made their own yoghurt for the raitas, dips and sauces. As he pointed out, making them themselves may take more time, but the end product is cheaper, fresher and of much better quality. Starters were priced from €1.10 and we chose onion bhajis and vegetable samosas to begin our Indian culinary adventure. The samosa pastry was light, crisp and completely oil-free and the soft filling gently spiced, combining perfectly with the tomato, pepper, hot pepper and mint sauce that was served with them. The bhajis were tandoori style, ser ved in orange slice sized segments, crisp on the outside with a melting filling, simply delicious.

You could happily eat here every night for a year and still not repeat a meal, not even counting the selection of soups and salads. Main courses started at €7.50 and consisted of a wide selection of meat and chicken (including tikka meat and chicken), kebabs, fish, mixed vegetables and giant prawns prepared in your choice of sauce. You can choose from four levels of spicy curry or one of the other 12 sauces including favourites such as Korma, Rogan Josh, Dansak, Balti and Jalfrezi. There’s also a selection of Birianis and pan fried dishes, house specialities including various Tikka Masalas, Methi Gosht and a Giant Prawn Masala in addition to a selection of vegetarian dishes from just €4.20. Our main course choices were a King Prawn Jalfrezi, with a Mixed Vegetable Korma, Spinach Aloo, Pulau rice and a Garlic Naan bread. The rice was

perfectly cooked - light and fluffy, the Korma stuffed with a wide selection of al dente vegetables delighted with its coconut based, creamy and mildly spicy sauce, the Jalfrezi’s coriander, chilli, garlic and tomato tingled on the tongue (we chose a medium hot variety – you can vary the level of spiciness to your taste) and the Sag Aloo was a revelation, the spinach, creamed and lightly whipped before being blended with the spices and potatoes, left a mild aftertaste kick. It was very obvious that fresh ingredients were used throughout and even the breads, in our case Naan, are made on the premises and cooked in the tandoor. We were frankly too full of plumptiousness to indulge in a pudding but Indian desserts include two Indian kulfi (ice-creams), Gulab Jamun and Ras Gulla are included in the offer. To complete the experience, why not wind up with one of their wonderful

liqueur coffees or your choice from the selection of top brandies, cognacs, liqueurs or whiskies. This restaurant is deservedly very busy and booking is recommended.

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raulio took over the flagship establishment at the famous Las Aguas restaurant in the Gran Hotel Bahía del Duque around a year ago and in mid December began a new parallel venture in the renowned Santa Cruz restaurant, Condal & Peñamil, which has now been renovated and renamed Tasca El Callejón, creating the first gastrobar in the capital.

Bombay Blue Safari Centre-

Open: Every day 5pm –12 midnight Table Reservations :

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Contact numbers

Tourist information Tenerife:

Freecall every day: 9am-7pm 008 001 001 0100

La Gomera:

Monday-Saturday: 9 am-1.30pm & 3.30 pm-6pm Sunday: 10 am-1pm 922 87 02 81

La Palma:

El Hierro:

Monday to Friday: 8am to 3pm 922 550 302

Gran Canaria: (Airport)

Every day. Tuesday and Thursday Starting 10 am and the rest of the days from 8am. Service closes at 10 or 11 pm most days depending on flights. Saturday service: Closes 2am Sunday morning. 928 574 117

Fuerteventura:

Every day: 9am-10pm 928 860 604

Lanzarote:

Every day: 10 am to 5pm 928 592 542

La Graciosa:

*Information provided by Lanzarote service

Maritime transport Binter:

24/7, 902 391 392

Islas Airways:

Monday – Friday: 8am-8pm Saturday and Sunday: 9am to 8 or 9 pm depending on flights * Calls may be diverted to the airports. 902 477 478

Fred Olsen:

Every day: 8am-8pm 902 100 107

Naviera Armas:

Every day: 8am to 8pm 902 456 500

Líneas Romero:

Monday to Friday: 9am-1pm & 4pm-7pm *The call service gives the timetable in Spanish, but if you hold on will be answered by an operator. 902 401 666

Living Spring Pentecostal Guaza Calle Almorejo 2, beside the Guaza sports complex. Rev. and Pastor (Mrs) Nelson Olajide Tel: 609 505 915. livingspring75@hotmail.com The Anglican Parish of All Saints Puerto de la Cruz Sunday services 9.30am and 11am. Carretera Taoro 29.Chaplain. Tel: 922 384 038 www.allsaintstenerife.com Catholic Mass Puerto de la Cruz International service Sundays (almost always in English) in the Nuestra Señora de la Peña de Francia parish church Christian Fellowship Los Cristianos 1st floor of Apolo Shopping Centre Pastor Adrian McBride. Tel: 922 790 007. Costa del Silencio Coral Mar. Sunday Services 11am-6pm. Mothers & Toddlers group Tue.10.30 to 12 noon. Counselling and info: Pastor Bill Jeffrey Tel: 617291751. www. silenciochurch.com Calvary Assembly International Buzanada Sunday 11.00am, Wednesday 7.30pm.��������� Nursery is provided during the Sunday morning service as well as Sunday School for children under 12. For more information, for counselling, or for information about the International Bible Institute, call: Missionary / Pastor Mark G. Baumgartner 628 107 316. St. Sebastian’s Inclusive Church Mogán, Gran Canaria Sundays 7 at Cordial Mogán Playa Chapel St Francis Church Holy Eucharist Playa de las Americas San Eugenio An international service in English. All welcome. Sunday 10.15am, Holy Eucharist, Sung Wednesday 10.15am, Holy Eucharist, Said Golf del Sur San Blas Sunday 6 Holy Eucharist, Sung, by extension Los Gigantes Espiritu Santo Sunday 6pm, Holy Eucharist, Sung. Thursday 10.30am, Holy Eucharist, Sung Callao Salvaje (Services to be resumed shortly) For Baptisms, Confessions, Wedding Blessings, Renewal of Vows, Confirmations and funerals, counselling, pastoral care. Contact Chaplain Father Keith Gordon 922 742 045/ 679 660 277 www.tenerifechurch.com North Tenerife Christian Fellowship Evangelical Church meets every Sunday with Services in English at the Scandinavian church behind the main post office, Puerto de la Cruz. Everyone welcome. Sunday service and Sunday school 11.30am Bible sharing Wednesdays 5.30pm Ladies group meets one morning a month More information: 922 351 011

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The deadline for edition 635, which is published on 28th January, is Tuesday 18th January at 5pm. No classifieds will be taken after this date.

Job Vacancy in an established waste management and recycling company based in the South of Tenerife. Position available for a marketing professional. Job entails negotiating new contracts with Hotels and catering companies. Must speak Spanish and English and have own transport. Excellent pay structure. Please send CV to: info@reciclarcanarias.com

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Do you possess: Positive attitude and strong character. Self discipline and sales experience. Spanish or German language to negotiation level. Self motivation and team skills. Teachability and 100% integrity. Trustworthiness and references. If so then you could be what we are looking for. Media experience would be an advantage, but not essential as training will be given. If you would like to apply for any of the above positions, send your CV, two references, an up-to-date photo and covering letter to director@ic-news.com • henrycruz@ic-news.com • Fax: 922 79 58 10

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Penfriend:  Do you like meditation, nature, vegetarian food? If yes, why not write to me, a well travelled women over 50 who likes music and now lives in South Tenerife, czechchristina@ yahoo.com

Items for sale:  Channel Master, 2.4 Satellite Dish with fittings, €1,000. Tel: 922 712861/678 30 89 51, Mr Wemyss

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 Triumph Speed Triole 1050cc. 132HP. Year: 2007. 18000 kms. Price: 8500€. Tel: 665784265

 BMW M3. 3 litres. 111000kms. Year: 2001. Petrol. Sun Roof. Doors: 2. Price: 42000€. Tel: 679981420

 Honda Varadero 1000cc. Year: 2001. 40000 kms. Price: 5800€. Tel: 629182045

 Opel Astra. 1.6 litres. 60000kms. Year: 2004. Petrol. Doors: 2. Price: 4500€. Tel: 686485000

 Harley-Davidson Sportster XL CU 883cc. Horsepower: 50HP. Year: 2007. 12000 kms. Price: 6499€. Tel: 699748015

 Citroën Xsara. 1.6 litres. 140000kms. Year: 2000. Petrol. Doors: 2. Price: 3200€. Tel: 679361452

 Suzuki King Quad 700 700cc. Horsepower: 45HP. Year: 2008. 9600 kms. Price: 5000€. Tel: 675248293  BMW HP2 Enduro GS12 1200cc. Horsepower: 105HP. Year: 2007. 13100 kms. Price: 14000€. Tel: 647128602  Yamaha R6 600cc. Year: 2002. 22000 kms. Price: 4000€. Tel: 615821375  Yamaha FZ1 N 1000cc. 150HP. Year: 2006. 27000 kms. Price: 6500€. Tel: 676008585  Yamaha R1 1000cc. 152HP. Year: 2003. 24000 kms. Tel: 687031727

Motoring Motorbikes :  Yamaha 250cc. Horsepower: 24HP. 10000 kms. Price: 2900€. Tel: 676459081  Ducati 750 SS 750cc. Year: 2000. 42000 kms. Price: 2000€. Tel: 600684726  Suzuki SV 650 650cc. Horsepower: 72HP. 38000 kms. Price: 4000€. Tel: 666774872  Honda CBR 125 125cc. Horsepower: 13HP. Year: 2005. 10000 kms. Price: 1500€. Tel: 620975519  Aprilia SR 74cc. Year: 1996. 5000 kms. Tel: 669767565  Suzuki LTR 450 Quad 450cc. Year: 2007 Price: 4500€. Tel: 619648116  Suzuki GSR 600cc. Horsepower: 100HP. Year: 2007. 8000 kms. Price: 4900€. Tel: 677006654  Yamaha Fazer 600cc. Year: 2009 Tel: 646449422  Yamaha X Max 125cc. 15HP. Year: 2008. 1700 kms. Price: 2800€. Tel: 607801957  Suzuki Z 400 Quad 400cc. Year: 2005. 5000 kms. Price: 3000€. Tel: 679314826  Kawasaki Z750 750cc. Year: 2004 Price: 400€. Tel: 615699300  Ducati Monster 4SR 1000cc. 120HP. Year: 2003. 15000 kms. Price: 8500€. Tel: 629401634  Suzuki LTZ 400 Quad 400cc. Price: 5999€. Tel: 922514498

 Honda CBR1000RR 1000cc. 172HP. Year: 2006. 30000 kms. Price: 6300€. Tel: 629939316  Yamaha Fazer 600 S2 600cc. 98HP. Year: 2007. 12000 kms. Price: 4500€. Tel: 619873951  Honda NX Dominator 250cc. Year: 1999. 30850 kms. Price: 1890€. Tel: 685336508  Honda CBR900RR 900cc. 160HP. Year: 1998. 25500 k m s . P r i c e : 3 0 0 0 € . Te l : 628260919  Honda Custom 750cc. Year: 2008 Price: 6000€. Tel: 630540030  KTM Superduke 990cc. Horsepower: 125HP. Year: 2005. 33000 kms. Price: 5300€. Tel: 657862015

 Mercedes-Benz SLK 230. 150000kms. Year: 2000. Petrol. Convertible. Doors: 2. Price: 8800€. Tel: 600660077  Toyota Land Cruiser. 3 litres. 300000kms. Year: 1997. Diesel. Doors: 4. Price: 10000€. Tel: 619115779  Nissan Terrano II. 3 litres. 90000kms. Year: 2006. Diesel. Sun Roof. Doors: 2. Price: 19000€. Tel: 690297819  Ford Capri 1.600 S. 2 litres. 129000kms. Year: 1994. Petrol. Sun Roof. Doors: 2. Price: 3600€. Tel: 922232265  Mercedes-Benz Ml400 CDI. 4 litres. 120000kms. Year: 2004. Diesel. Sun Roof. Doors: 4. Price: 27000€. Tel: 616491052  Honda Hornet 900. 30000kms. Year: 2004. Petrol. Doors: 2. Price: 6500€. Tel: 685474490  Mercedes-Benz C200. 2 litres. 120000kms. Year: 1997. Petrol. Doors: 4. Price: 5000€. Tel: 660348671  Volvo S60 D5. 2.5 litres. 20000kms. Year: 2007. Diesel. Doors: 4. Price: 22500€. Tel: 610738730

Volkswagen California Comfortline 2.5 TDI 174

Fantastic for exploration and adventure! Only one previous owner (2007), hardly used (approx 11,000km), green, pristine condition. Built in Satellite Navigation, CD changer, Air conditioning, electric windows and mirrors, ABS, Dual airbags... and more! €35,000 o.n.o. Call now: 629 594 590

BARGAIN: Just €5,000 for a top class BMW 740i (E38) A James Bond bargain - 1997, 309.000 km, Spanish plates since 2006, 1 year ITV, British racing green, 4 litre 8 cylinder engine with 296 HP, television, GPS navigation (European and Canary Islands software included), on-board computer, BMW telephone with handsfree installation, satellite steering, electric windows and mirrors, heated electrical front seats (3 driver memory), leather interior (beige), remote control, genuine BMW alarm system, BMW aluminum wheels, good condition, available for viewing and test drives in South Tenerife. Call Mariusz at 922 394 084 or 606 635 630

 Audi Allroad A6. 2.5 litres. 98000kms. Year: 2003. Diesel. Doors: 4. Price: 18750€. Tel: 611608000  Volkswagen Golf GTI. 95000kms. Year: 2001. Petrol. Doors: 4. Price: 6900€. Tel: 687968232

The family friendly car hire company

Cars For Sale:  Ford Fiesta 1.4 l, Air Con., CD, Radio with Bluetooth, Year 2005, ITV 06.11, Price € 4500, Tel. 630 531 568  BMW 740i (E38), 1997, Spanish plates, 8 cylinder engine, 296 HP, fully equipped with television, GPS navigation, on-board computer, BMW telephone, satellite, steering wheel, electric windows and mirrors, heated electrical front seats, remote control, BMW alarm system, good condition, 1 year ITV, €5,000. 922 394 084 or 606 635 630  Citroën C3. 1.1 litres. 38000kms. Year: 2005. Petrol. Doors: 4. Price: 4900€. Tel: 922309265  Citroën Saxo. 1.1 litres. 123000kms. Year: 1998. Petrol. Doors: 2. Price: 1100€. Tel: 650682484  Rover 75 V6. 2.5 litres. 86700kms. Year: 2001. Petrol. Doors: 4. Price: 8995€. Tel: 609479148

Family company 27 years on Tenerife

DANISH RENT-A-CAR

Pick-up, Nissan Navara, blue/silver 150,000kl, 99, new i t v, 4 new tyres, 2-5 diesel, very economical, €6900. Tel 636025160 NEW BEETLE 2004 TDI (TURBO DIESEL) 2000 Limited edition

We guarantee:

· A reliable and friendly service · Fully comprehensive insurance, no extras · Free child seats, GPS (3 Euros a day) Special offer: · Special long term rates Citroen C1 7 days only €134, · VIP hire car service all included Hotel drop off and collection Airport service, street maps, tour information Voucher for free entrance into theme parks

Poul's Auto – your car-hire company in South West Tenerife Mon-Fri, 8.30am – 12 midday, 5pm – 7pm / Sat 8.30am – 12 midday / Sun 10am – 12 midday

Tel: +34 922.740.742 · www.poulsauto.com

Bluetooth, phone charger, 6 cd reader, car accessories, jump leads, light bulbs, 120,000 km, ITV and up-to-date service (with the approved garage), 4 new Pirelli tyres (2 months old). Always housed in garage, well looked after. Price €10,000 negotiable. Call 670 760 859 or mail cappuccetto9@hotmail.com


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Classifieds / General services

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KITCHEN, BATHROOM & BUILDING SPECIALISTS

Plans & permits included. Long term guarantees on all work.

Kitchen Co. Muebles de Cocina S.L. Mark employs an excellent team of professionals to cover all aspects of building work, inc. kitchen & bathroom design & installation, electrical installations, domotica (intelligent homes), plumbing, aluminium doors & windows, building extensions, painting & decorating, plastering, parquet flooring, etc. Happily living & working in Tenerife Since 1987 For general help & advice, please call Mark on 619 472 458 or 922 089 182 or email mark@kitchenco.es

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Polígono Industrial Las Chafiras III, C. Caracas Nave 4 - 38639 S. Miguel de Abona · Tenerife Tel: +34 922 736738 Fax: +34 922 735 123

KENDEL DEVELOPMENTS, S.L.

Email: info@canariesbritish.com · web: www.cbas.eu

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Handicapped accesible living Recover your mobility within your home!

Canaries & British Aluminium Systems S.L. A British owned company - Established in Tenerife 1992 VISIT OUR COMPREHENSIVE SHOWROOM "See the best display in Tenerife" We manufacture, supply and fit: All types of doors and window systems, insect screens, mirrored wardrobes, balcony screens and partitions. All types and sizes of gates, electric, manual and telephone entry etc. Garage doors, louvered shutters, fixed or adjustable louvers, pergolas, balustrades, cupboards, roofing, mobile roofs (manual or electric),extensions, conservatories, shower screens and cubicles, tiling, building. All types of glass mirrors. Security shutters, high security locks and glass. Take advantage of our free security survey.

NEW - GLASS CURTAINS 'Why spoil the view" *Frameless folding glass doors and windows* Ideal for balcony/terrace enclosures and for existing patio areas See all the above in our showroom and watch the manufacturing process. WE ONLY SELL WHAT WE MAKE - WE ARE NOT MIDDLE MEN. Directions: With Iceland on your right, take the second turn left after the ITV station and we are on your left behind Autos Tenerife.

Tel. 922 81 50 54

Fittings of stair, wheelchair and small house lifts 25 years of experience in Tenerife

Consulting BUSINESS CONSULTANT • Non-resident taxes • Personal and business taxes • Social Security and Work Contracts • Support with purchase and sales of real estate • Will, living will and heritage handling TRANSLATIONS • Written (e.g. medical and legal documents)

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30 years of professional experience, with 25 years in the Spanish market In close cooperation with Spanish specialists

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THE PERFECT GIFT PORTRAITS ON CANVAS From €25 Ready in 1 hour Tel. (+34) 690 927 776 www.exclusive-fotos.com

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British Lawyer Tel. 0034 922 796744 • Mob. 0034 699 755157 C/María Amalia Frias. Edif. Corina, Local 2. Los Cristianos www.tenerifelawyer.com • info@tenerifelawyer.com

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PRESTIGE SUN BLIND COMPANY AUTHORIZED INSTALLER

Tenerife’s leading Specialist in the Manufacture, Repair and Installation of all types of Awnings, Canopies, Interior and Exterior Blinds. Manual or Electric.

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PRESTIGE SECURITY COMPANY Specialists in the Manufacture, Repair and Installation of all types of Industrial

and Domestic Shutters, Security Grilles, Garage Doors. Electric or Manual. Remote Controlled Systems.

JAC Enterprises SL, Agustin Millares 20, Armeñime 38678, Adeje

Tel/Fax: 922 74 08 88. Mobile: 649 159 155 Showroom open: Monday to Friday 9-5, Saturday 9-1 · jacenterprises@ymail.com


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SPECIAL GLAMOUR PHOTO SHOOT on location with a leading UK glamour model. 8th - 10th January. Tel: 690 927 776

ROTARY MEETING

General Services

Every Monday at 8.30pm in the Hotel Gran Tinerfe. All visitors welcome

Conveyancing • Criminal law • Wills Employment law • Family law • Personal injury RESIDENT SPANISH LAWYERS & ENGLISH SOLICITOR

922 719 520 for friendly professional advice Celebrating 25 years of expertise - www.decottalaw.com Residencial Villaflor B20, San Eugenio, Costa Adeje. Email: tenerife@decottalaw.net

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CARPENTRY WORKSHOP AND CONSTRUCTION SERVICES

SUPPLIERS AND INSTALLERS OF UPVC AND ALUMINIUM

Offering an efficient and professional service for over 15 years. Kitchens, Wardrobes, Pergolas and all purpose made joinery...

In Adeje, next to the new

922 782 683 - www.venli.com workshop@venli.com

Windows, Patio Doors, Shutters & Conservatories. Roller Blinds, Mosquito Screens, Security Grills and Garage Doors.

922 721 353 - www.meridianwindows.net info@meridianwindows.net

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Pet Lovers

We have rental property in The Palms and Island Village and welcome you and your small dog for long term contracts.

Computer

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C/ Turquesa, 16 - San Isidro • Tel: 922 783 177 • Fax: 922 783 141 email: info@delfin-computer.com • www.delfin-computer.com

Hotels, Travel, Holidays, Rent a Car & Excursions

Call for availability 922 715 030 or Nicola 619 121 058

Colin’s PC Repair

Is your computer running too slow? Do you need to install new software or hardware? Have you accidentally downloaded a virus? Has your computer just decided to give up the ghost? Do you need to upgrade your computer?

Tel. 699 626 686 • Email: RepairPC@live.co.uk

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A Luxurious & Relaxing Experience that really does work The leading Oxygen Treatment is now available in the Canaries and offers you an Exciting Opportunity to stimulate your business For More Information please call Julie at Oxybeauty Canarias Tel: 627 890 570 Email: info@oxybeautycanarias.es

Chinese Horoscope

By Daniela Herzberg & Roger Keller

daniela@5-elementos.com / Tel. +34 922 104 358 / www.5-elementos.com

Daniela Herzberg & Roger Keller are based in the south-west of Tenerife. They both are certified Feng Shui and Chinese Astrology consultants and Cosmic Healers and work and teach in Tenerife and Germany. Their comprehensive knowledge about Feng Shui, Chinese Astrology and the five elements is a result of their work with Derek Walters, one of the most respected Feng Shui masters in the world. They have published several books about Chinese Astrology and how to increase your health and vitality with the five elements, with recipes from all over the world.

 Rat (1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008) Children and love partners will need delicate handling now. It will take a while to divine what the problem really is, but it’ll be solvable.  Ox (1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009) Extra journeys could drain your energy, as will demands from friends, family and loved ones. You don’t have to say ‘yes’ to everyone every time. However, this is a top phase for team building.  Tiger (1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010) You may find yourself feeling restricted, as you won’t get the support you expect. Don’t allow yourself to become rebellious, stubborn or angry, as it would only work against you.  Rabbit (1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011) This is not a good time to move home or make big changes. Even plans and ideas that seem positive will prove problematical and slow. Meditate and relax to battle stress and worry.  Dragon (1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000) Whether you’re into your career, creativity, evolving a romance or renovating your house, you’ll make solid steady progress, but don’t expect to leap ahead or move things along quickly.  Snake (1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001) Utilise your intuition to solve love relationship problems. There’s something worrying your partner that you’re not yet aware of. Remain sensitive.  Horse (1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002) Hassles might originate with colleagues or neighbours. Persevere and you’ll get your point across. There’ll be opportunities to earn extra money or you can expect a tax rebate or small win.  Sheep (1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003 Career Sheep will be empowered to organise things more to their liking, but don’t fall into the trap of expecting ideas and strategies to work immediately.  Monkey (1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004) You’ll need to be on top mental form to cope with the demands of certain relationships. Luckily, Monkeys are intuitive and talented communicators. Use these abilities to the full.  Rooster (1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005) Take advice that’s offered if you trust its source. Even if you don’t, consider all opinions. In this period you could learn something vital from the most unlikely person.  Dog (1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006) Social, creatively orientated or sporting opportunities will not only be fun, but will put you in touch with some new and fascinating people.  Pig (1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007) There could be some ups and downs in your romantic life. These niggles will not be your fault, just complications caused by outside parties or pressures. React with calm and common sense. The Chinese solar year starts around February 4. If your birthday is in January or at the beginning of February your Chinese animal sign belongs to the year before. Example 27.1. 1967 still belongs to the year of the horse.


ISLAND CONNECTIONS :: EDITION 634 :: 13/01/2011 - 27/01/2011  Apartment Playa Jardín 55m2. 1 Room. 500€. Phone: 670242080  Apartment Toscal 90m2. 3 Rooms. 450€. Phone: 922248514

Property Rent :  Studios, 1 and 2 bed apartments from 400€ for rent to mature-minded people in Tor viscas Alto. UK TV channels. For details, phone Nadine: 922 715 162  Lovely 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom duplex apartment for rent in Amarilla Bay, Costa del Silencio. Fully furnished, English community TV, three terraces, washing machine, communal pool, 600 euros per month. Minimum six months contract. Tel 659 489690 for more details

 Apartment Taoro 60m2. 2 Rooms. 550€. Phone: 922248514  Apartment San Vicente 92m2. 3 Rooms. 550€. Phone: 922248514  Terraced House La Montaña 115m2. 3 Rooms. 650€. Phone: 922248514  Apartment La Paz 66m2. 1 Room. 600€. Phone: 670242080  Apartment San Fernando 68m2. 2 Rooms. 550€. Phone: 670242080  Studio La Paz 40m2. 390€. Phone: 670242080

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Sale: Urb. Oasis Dakota, Playa Fañabé 3 bed semi detached, toilet, complete bathroom, separate kitchen, totally equipped, furnished, 35m2 terrace, secure access to pool, infant park, good views, beside commercial centres, 800m from Playa Fañabé, community fees 30€/month,

110,000 € Tel 629 244958

Urb. La Tagora San Eugenio Alto

 Apartment Urb. El Durazno 65m2. 1 Room. 800€. Phone: 922248514  Apartment Las Dehesas 52m2. 2 Rooms. 600€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house Golf del Sur. 2 Rooms. 700€. Phone: 670242080  Double garage, Victoria Court; Los Cristianos, 14.500 euros, tel 663 571587  Apartment La Quinta 50m2. 1 Room. 500€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house San Miguel Las Chafiras. 3 Rooms. 790€. Phone: 670242080  Chalet Mesa del Mar 133m2. 2 Rooms. 1050€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house Durazno 240m2. 3 Rooms. 1200€. Phone: 670242080

For Sale - Rural house in Aldea Blanca, San Miguel, Tenerife

 Apartment La Paz 40m2. 1 Room. 450€. Phone: 670242080

 Bakery to let. Industrial bakery to let in Las Chafiras, 320  Apartment El Durazno metres, industrial machinery. 60m2. 1 Room. 550€. Phone: Bakery is let with a purchase option on the machinery. Call 922248514 600352041/667268240  Studio San Fernando 35m2.  Studio San Fernando 30m2. 350€. Phone: 922248514 360€. Phone: 670242080

Beautiful family home on prestigious, residential complex Adeje Park, only 200m from beach. 3 beds, 3 baths, fitted kitchen, A/C, 50m2 garden, private garage. Sold fully furnished. Must be seen. Reduced by €60,000 to €475,000!! Tel: 649 882366

 Apartment San Agustín 70m2. 3 Rooms. 400€. Phone: 922248514  Apartment Puntillo del Sol 64m2. 1 Room. 470€. Phone: 670242080

Lovely 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom duplex apartment for rent in Amarilla Bay, Costa del Silencio. Fully furnished, English community TV, three terraces, washing machine, communal pool, 550 euros per month plus bills. Minimum six months contract.

Tel 659 489690 for more details.

New 3 bedroom luxury villa 750,000€ Tel. (0034) 655 914 691 (0034) 922 71 33 56

Canary Country house El Salto - Granadilla

325sqm, 15 rooms, indoor pool, car port, extra wooden house (22sqm) in the garden, patio with bar, billiards, TV, washhouse with machine and dryer, 440sqm grounds, perfect for private club or small pension. www.draguito-teneriffa.de Tel. (0034) 609 504 380

El Camisón, 247.56m2, very quiet, close to the park and Hospiten, triplex and private garage with electric doors. Three bedroom with three complete bathrooms. Independent kitchen, dining room with air conditioning, terrace with awning and BBQ. Independent water tank (750 litres). New electrical system. Own satellite system and community TV. Tel: 639 515154

Residencial

La Duquesa Playa Fañabé

3 Bedroom, 2 Bathroom, front and back garden, community pool. €465,000 Tel. 629 244 958

Playa Fañabé, corner apartment for sale, two bed CHARACTERISTICS Penthouse corner apartment, 60m2, tastefully furnished with two bedrooms, one bathroom, fully equipped kitchen, large terrace 40m2 with stunning views of the sea and Mount Teide.

Land 400 m 2, built 230 m 2, three bed, two bath, barbecue and wood burning stove, pool, garage for two cars, patio with planters, kitchen with pantry, fireplace, wood fitted ceilings, fitted wardrobes. €398,000.

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Excellently located , near to commercial centres and just 500m from Fañabe beach. Price €235,000.

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Toyota

Children’s contest

Toyota Europe has invited children all over the world to enter a competition to design the car of the future. The contest, organised by Toyota Motor Corporation and called el coche de tus sueños (the car of your dreams) is aimed at children aged up to 15 years. They can submit their drawings up to January 31st, to the Centro Le Rendezvous Toyota in Paris. The objective of this initiative is to allow children to express not only their inspirations, but also their views of a better future. The winners will be invited to attend a prize giving ceremony at Toyota City in Japan in August 2011. More information is available at www.toyota.co.jp/en/event info/ dreamcar

The new

Ford Mondeo T

he new and more powerful Ford Mondeo with its UK-built 1.6 litre 160PS direct injection turbo petrol EcoBoost engine delivers 15 per cent better fuel economy and 10 per cent more power than the 145PSA 2-litre unit and extends the car’s range by 100 miles per tank full of fuel.

This new 1.6-litre unit joins the 2.0-litre EcoBoost engine which was introduced in all Ford’s large cars earlier in 2009. Sharing the same direct injection, variable valve timing and turbo-charging, the new 1.6-litre version, produced at

Ford’s Bridgend Plant in Wales, is also available on the new Ford C-MAX MPV range. Sophisticated and yet with a sporty feel, in five-door format, the new Ford Mondeo equipped with the 1.6-litre 160PS EcoBoost engine and six-speed manual transmission is capable of reaching 134mph, while returning 41.5mpg (combined) and emitting 158g CO2/km. The new advanced Powershift automatic sixspeed gearbox not only makes driving easier, but also gives maximum fuel efficiency. In Sport mode, the driver has the option to change gear manually using the gearshift but without having to worry about a clutch pedal.

The Ford Mondeo is pure energy in motion, and equipped with advanced and intelligent technology throughout, as well as plenty of safety measures. Adjustable speed limiter, lane change warning, optional blind spot warning and safe driving monitor are just some of these. The monitor detects when the driver’s attention is lacking and advises a rest. The car’s clever lighting system shifts from main to dipped beam automatically when it detects oncoming vehicles. Conversely, it knows when the road ahead is clear, and reverts to main beam. In terms of design, the body of the new Mondeo is more fluid than ever, dynamic and

N ew Lexus IS athletic, but at the same time elegant and sophisticated. Chrome details and LED daytime running lights add to this impression. The car’s interior has been meticulously redesigned with even higher quality materials while acoustic glass keeps exterior noise at bay. Add the Ford Premium Sound System to this, and you have a deep, rich sound even at low volume. This luxury vehicle can be personalised too, with striking interior and exterior colour options to choose from. 19-inch wheels and improved suspension complete the package. More Ford Mondeo news follows in the Spring when the 1.6 TDCi diesel engine

with start-stop technologies arrives in showrooms. This Mondeo, targeting 115g/km CO2 to return 65.6mpg (combined), features a specially calibrated 115PS version of the Dagenham-built engine and will be fitted with an aerodynamic kit to minimise drag and low rolling resistance tyres.

For more information about the New Ford Mondeo, visit Archiauto, Llano del Camello, Las Chafiras or www.archiauto.com, or call 922 76 19 00 . Archiauto also has branches in Santa Cruz, La Orotava, Las Palmas de Gran Canaria and Fuerteventura.

250 Sport

Lexus have presented a sports version of the IS 250 saloon for 2011. Powered by a 2.5-litre V6 petrol engine, it can reach 100km/h in only 8.5 seconds with the maximum efficiency, conforming to Euro V regulations. Its athletic exterior appearance is complemented by 10-spoke 18-inch wheels and a neat rear spoiler. It is sporty inside too, with Alcántara upholstery, aluminium finish, metal inserts and of course, aluminium pedals. At only €46,980, what are you waiting for?

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Carl Froch

deserves respect o other sport can quite match boxN ing for its uncertainty, its drama and ability to survive over 2,000 years of man

Nino interest The diminutive forward, who is the most popular player with home fans, has been linked with at least one first division side and interest has also been expressed by an unnamed club from abroad.

This time last year I was writing about the incredible action in the ring that we had witnessed in 2009 coupled with the sadness of losing young Darren Sutherland, who took his own life just when his professional career was about to take off. There were also the traffic deaths in the space of four weeks during the same year of three greats, Alexis Arguello, Arturo Gatti and Vernon Forrest.

Sporting Gijón have acknowledged they have made informal inquiries about Nino to Tenerife but their financial situation could prove an obstacle to a move, given that the striker earns about €700,000 a year and Tenerife would insist on a sizeable transfer fee to release their star player. The Tenerife media also reported at the turn of the year that a foreign side has made a €1 million offer for Nino, but no specific details have been given.

On a happier note British boxers did well during that year with Amir Khan progressing in the States under the world’s number one trainer Freddie Roach, beating the likes of Marco Antonio Barrera, Andriy Kotelnik and Dmitriy Salita. However the British boxer of the year award for 2009 has to go to Nottingham’s Carl Froch, who didn’t sit back on his laurels and wait for a contender to come to his comfort zone of England to challenge him for the world WBC title belt he held, after beating the French world champion Jean Pascal. Instead Froch travelled to the USA to meet the number one challenger for his title, the former undisputed middleweight world champion America’s Jermain Taylor who started the fight like an express train with a repertoire of sharp jabs, fast right crosses and well timed counter hooks. In the fourth round he put Froch on the canvas for the first time in the Brit’s 24-fight unbeaten career, but he survived to take the fight to Taylor but was at least four rounds down going into the last round. With seconds remaining Froch showed America what he is about by dropping Taylor with a clubbing right hander and when he got back on his feet, he fired 16 punches at his opponent which forced the referee to stop the fight.

The player himself has been making all the right noises in terms of wanting to stay and has publicly stated on several occasions that he is happy at Tenerife. However, if the current slide which has seen the team sink back into the bottom spots continues, chairman Miguel Concepción may well be keen to offload some of his most expensive players quickly.

Almost two years ago I wrote that Carl Froch deserved to be treated with greater merit in Britain than he was, and things haven’t changed much since, even though since December 2008 he has fought five world-class boxers in back-to-back wars, which no other British fighter has attempted and only two or three non-British world champions have fought against such a quality list of opponents as Froch in a similar space of time. For the life of me I can’t understand why Froch gets so little publicity in the press and on television. Here we have a genuine twotime exciting world champion who I’m sure will go on to even bigger things and yet at the Boxing Writers’ Club Annual dinner a few months ago they produced a video of British boxing over the 12 previous months and didn’t even mention Froch’s name, yet saluted boxers who couldn’t even win at British title level. What’s it all about?

Nino on the way out?

The opening of the transfer window has brought renewed speculation that Tenerife striker Nino may be tempted away from the troubled club.

to man contact, and still remain an attraction in a world which is forever changing its tastes.

Atlantic attempt Setting sail on a major adventure

The six rowers from the UK featured on our front page last issue have now set sail on their record breaking attempt.

Rowing in teams of three for two hour shifts, 24 hours a day, the five man, one woman team hope to smash the current world record of 33 days, seven hours and 30 minutes in their ocean rowing trimaran, the Hallin Marine. They set off on the evening of Three Kings Day from the San Miguel de Abona marina and are aiming for a ‘landfall’ just north of Barbados. You can keep up to date with their progress at www.teamhallin. co.uk

Viera attracts scouts Premiership interest

Las Palmas midfielder Jonathan Viera looks unlikely to stay until the end of the season, the club admits.

The youngster has already been linked with a move to several top Spanish sides, including Barcelona and Real Madrid, and it has now emerged that scouts from Arsenal and Spurs have been monitoring his progress at recent home games.

Benítez prank catches fans out

Wishful thinking probably played a part in the gullibility of some Tenerife fans at the end of last month when the rumour mill more than hinted at a return to the club for Rafa Benítez.

San Miguel

Credit Phil Crean

Froch also has a good case to earn himself the title of ‘British boxer of the year’ for 2010 after travelling to Helsinki in November to tackle the rough, tough, Armenian born firmer middleweight world champion, Arthur Abraham. With the show being promoted by Sauerland Event, for whom Abraham fights, it would normally have been a case of Froch having to knock their fighter out to earn a draw, but the Nottingham boxer, in an incredibly disciplined performance, broke his opponents heart with his searing punches to his head and body to give the judges no option but to award him an unanimous points decision, for him to become a two-time WBC champion.

I n no c ents Day

Credit: Gary Hill

By George Reed

Transfer window

Within days of the exLiverpool manager being shown the door by Inter Milan after his outspoken comments on the lack of budget to buy players, Benítez featured in one of the pranks organised on 28 December as part of socalled Innocents Day, Spain’s equivalent of April Fools’ Day, when newspapers traditionally report far-fetched but plausible news items. This time it was reported that Benítez had agreed to return to Tenerife until the end of the season to save the club he managed in the 90s from the drop. The news made dozens of forums, including some run by ex-pat fans here, before the penny dropped that it was a hoax.

Danon e

Pedro fronts yoghurt ads

Tenerife’s most famous footballer at present has been chosen by dairy giant Danone to front a new advertising campaign for one of its biggest-selling products.

Viera is linked to a move to several clubs

Credit: www.udlaspalmas.e

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According to the Canarias 7 paper, representatives from the two London clubs were in Gran Canaria to see him in action against Rayo Vallecano and Girona and have submitted favourable reports. The rush of interest from major clubs is thought to be behind Viera’s agents’ decision not to open talks on a new contract at Las Palmas. His current contract ends in two years and has a get-out clause of €6 million, which Las Palmas are keen to increase considerably to hold on to him.

Pedro Rodríguez, who plays for Barcelona and was part of Spain’s World Cup winning team in July, is the new face of the Actimel drinking yoghurt ads. Danone signed a deal with the agency that represents him a few weeks ago and filmed the first of the ads in his native Abades. The winger joins an impressive list of famous ‘Danone footballers’, including Lionel Messi and Ronaldinho, both of whom have featured prominently in ads in previous years. The new-found TV fame has not distracted the unassuming player, however. Pedro scored both Barcelona’s goals in the win over Levante in the side’s first league game of 2011.


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All to play for in 2011 So ccer Exper ience

Lee Morfitt, seen here with ex Celtic and Dutch star Reggi Blinker, will be pleased with his teams’ performance

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championship

7s league> Teams

1. Pueblo Torviscas (c) 2. Tenerife Solicitors 3. Linekers 4. Pepsi FC 5. Zurich Spartans 6. Bar Exiles 7. Oliver’s 8. Direct Telecom 9. I C Media

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GA 66 57 72 66 76 135 82 155 135

Points 58 54 49 44 43 36 22 22 11

Over 35s League Table 1. Scruffy Macs 2. LA Veterans 3. Ironcraft 4. Morfitt Rentals 5. Connection 6 6. Cana Bar 7. Paddy O’Taffy’s 8. Los Chachos 9. Exiles Veterans 10. The Pub

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0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 2

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GA 31 16 41 56 48 67 76 44 56 106

Points 30 24 18 18 15 10 10 6 6 5

Master 7s Leagues

Masters (soon to be La Liga 7s League)> Teams

Played

1. Taylor’s Masters 13 2. Exiles Masters 13 3. Morfitt Masters 14 4. Spanish Style 14 5. The Spartans 13 6. Eclipse Café 14 7. L.A. Masters 11 8. The Rovers 12 9. Tenerife Warriors 12 10. Harleys American Diner 11 11. Oliver’s Masters 14 12. Dreamers United 14

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Note : Hole in The Wall team is now known as Eclipse Cafe

GA 27 49 40 48 41 73 59 59 70 51 71 102

We will see our first crowning of a league winner with Lee Morfitt’s Pueblo Torviscas side picking up the Championship title (more info on this fine achievement in our next issue), bringing a whole new season to look forward to. The Championship league has become as strong as any of the other leagues of late with each team more than capable of beating one another,

English Lawyers and Spanish Abogados

Reigning champions L.A. Veterans have dropped points so far this season

and with plenty of transfer rumours, there are bound to be a few surprises! There will be some new power houses forming in the world of over 35s football as Scruffy Macs still sit top of the pile undefeated after round one. Reigning champions L.A. Veterans have managed to drop points this season which has already given fresh hope to all the chasing pack. Dave Parkes and his Paddy O’Taffy’s side are also making ground at double quick pace and are among the teams to watch out for in this league. Scruffy Macs must know that with so many teams hitting form at just the

right time they cannot afford any slip ups or this league could be wide open! The Masters league has no less than five teams in contention with one win changing the league leader each week, but the drama doesn’t end there, as the teams lower down are also showing improvement and being more than capable of changing and upsetting any one of the top five. This Masters season (soon to change title to Soccer Experience La Liga) looks to be the closest fought yet and is sure to continue after the mid winter break.

Rugby

7s league> Teams

ith another action packed year been and gone, Soccer Experience 7s leagues look forward to what’s to come in the 2011 seasons.

de cotta mckenna & santafé

Points 31 31 31 29 28 21 14 14 10 8 8 3

Second half of the league begins On Saturday January 15th the second half of the league begins with Ñandú travelling to Las Palmas to take on the league leader, Club de Rugby Las Palmas. Over the same weekend Máhoh take on Lanzarote and the University de La Laguna will host Atlántico.

On January 29th the Ñandú junior side travel to Las Palmas to take part in the first in a triangular series of games and training is already underway in Buzanada and Adeje. The side are looking for more boys who would like to play in the new team. More information from Pablo, 635476415, or on the club’s webpage, www.rugbytenerife.es.

The club are still looking for more young players

Rugby school Training is currently in the Buzanada football grounds on Tuesdays, from 4pm to 5.30pm, and the Torres football grounds, Adeje, Fridays 4.30pm

to 6.30pm and Saturdays, 9am to 10.30pm. Over 16s and adults, training sessions are at the Fañabé football stadium, Thursdays, 8pm to 10pm.


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CD Tenerife

Living in hope By Chris Todd

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2/01/11 Valladolid 2:2 CD Tenerife The first game of the New Year burst into life after only eight minutes in the freezing Zorrilla Stadium. Valladolid pressed hard knowing full well the vulnerability of the Tenerife defence and were keen to impress their 8,300 home supporters who had braved the cold. The home side took the lead through slightly lucky circumstances as a scuffed shot fell into the path of Óscar who scored with ease. Tenerife reacted quickly and were level only two minutes later. A decent cross by Julio Alvarez was met by David Prieto who headed the ball against the post but the rebound fell to Nino who slid in to score the equaliser. The pint sized Tenerife No.7 did not bother celebrating as his first instinct was to run back to the halfway line and go for the second goal even though 80 minutes were remaining. Nino as well as being a goalscoring hero in past seasons has become the main figurehead in the fight against the drop. The naturally shy striker has been rallying his fellow players and some heated exchanges have been reported coming from the blanquiazul changing rooms. Back to the game and Valladolid took the lead again on 25 minutes this time with a peach of a goal. Gran Canarian Nauzet (to rub salt in the wound) curled the ball into the top right hand corner from a full 25 yards out, it was an unstoppable shot and was crowned with ‘goal of the day’ on Spanish television. After the fireworks of the first half an hour, the game drifted into a scrappy affair, a true reflection of both teams’ poor form of late. The second half was not much better and as the temperature hovered around the freezing point the football did little to raise passions, not that Tenerife cared about ‘beautiful football’ at this point and they stuck to their guns, battling away to salvage a point. With five minutes remaining they were

Mandía - how much longer?

rewarded for their efforts as Iriome equalised with a sweet header that nestled into the corner of the net. An excellent away point for Tenerife at a difficult ground to visit but they know that a few wins will be needed on their travels if they are to remain in the division.

9/01/11 CD Tenerife 0:1 Albacete Well the excuses have finally been worn out and the blanquiazules have only themselves to blame for another home defeat against fellow strugglers Albacete. Tenerife went into the match knowing that nothing but a win was the order of the day especially after teams around them at the foot of the table had already won their games. The new director of football Juanjo Lorenzo took his place in the stands for the first time and he knows as well as anyone that new players are needed. But who will come to a team at the bottom of the table, staring relegation in the face? He has a hard job on his hands and he must act quickly but wisely. Any mistakes made now with the three or four

new faces being brought in will spell disaster. Another bumper crowd of 15,690 (higher on the day than three Primera league attendances) cheered the players on. They deserve better but at least against Albacete the commitment and enthusiasm of the players cannot be faulted, it was just the quality of the final ball that lacked confidence. CD Tenerife started the game at a quick pace and created several chances. Two top draw saves from Albacete keeper Kaylor Navas denied Nino and Alvarez respectively on fifteen minutes when a goal seemed certain. Marc Bertrán also tested the visiting keeper with a fierce shot. But for all the good intent the game was turned on its head after just 25 minutes when centre half Luna was sent off after bringing down Albacete striker Tato, clean through on goal. The resulting free kick thudded off the bar and Tenerife were lucky to escape further punishment. The general feeling around the stadium with the blanquiazules a player short was to hold the game until half time and retain forces for the second half. But just before the break a neat through ball found Tato who rounded Sergio Aragoneses to score from a tight angle. It was a

The blanquiazules have only themselves to blame for another home defeat cruel blow at a psychologically bad time to concede. Changes were made at the break and Dani Kome started to take on the visiting players and create some danger. His header from a corner almost levelled the game but the ball was superbly tipped over by Navas. Tenerife pressed but without much conviction or belief. Clear cut chances were non-existent as the Albacete outfit placed almost every man behind the ball. Tempers flared in the stands as incidents broke out between fellow supporters but it was quickly brought under control by the stadium security. Some fans are backing the team whatever, but others want drastic changes of players and management immediately. Troubled times indeed for a club that only six months ago almost avoided the drop from the Primera and now find themselves seven points

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Second Division 10 /01/2011 CLUB 1. Betis 2. Celta 3. Rayo Vallecano 4. Cartagena 5. Xerez 6. Barcelona B 7. Villarreal B 8. Numancia 9. Granada 10. Elche 11. Salamanca 12. Valladolid 13. Albacete 14. Girona 15. Huesca 16. Las Palmas 17. Córdoba 18. Alcorcón 19. Recreativo de Huelva 20. Nástic 21. Ponferradina 22. Tenerife

W 13 11 11 9 9 7 8 8 7 6 7 6 5 5 4 5 4 6 3 3 3 3

adrift at the foot of the second division table. Late chances were few and far between. The blanquiazules still plugged away with their 10 men but to no avail and the visitors took all three points. It looks as if Manager Mandía will be in charge for the match against Ponferradina next weekend but another defeat could see him get the chop. The following game is the big Canarian derby against Las Palmas! It would not be a great surprise to see a new coach in charge by then and a win coupled with the arrival of new players could turn the season around. We can live in hope.

D 4 6 4 5 3 7 4 3 5 8 3 5 8 7 10 7 9 3 10 7 7 5

L 2 2 4 5 7 5 7 8 6 5 9 8 6 7 5 7 6 10 6 9 9 10

F 43 35 30 29 30 29 24 29 31 18 21 26 17 25 14 29 25 22 17 14 16 14

A 17 18 19 22 27 28 29 22 22 19 24 27 19 26 18 38 27 28 21 23 35 29

PTS 43 39 37 32 30 28 28 27 26 26 24 23 23 22 22 22 21 21 19 16 16 14

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