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The Canary Islands’ biggest fortnightly English newspaper read by thousands of tourists & residents 31st December - 13th January 2011

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Captain Olsen, breaking tradition

small group of rowers from the UK are aiming to smash the record for the ultimate prize in ocean rowing, the East to West Trans-Atlantic crossing.

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Lady Captain’s maiden visit

he Queen Victoria sailed into Santa Cruz de Tenerife on December 28th with Cunard’s first T ever lady captain at the helm. Captain Inger Klein Olsen, broke a 170 year tradition by becoming the shipping line’s first female Captain. Her first job was to take the ship to drydock in Hamburg for a refit and the next to sail here on their Canaries Celebration cruise before heading out across the Atlantic on January 5th. Captain Olsen was born and brought up in the Faroe Islands and she joined Cunard in 1997 as First Officer on board Caronia. Following several years sailing with other companies within the American Carnival group, she returned to Cunard last August as Deputy Captain of the Queen Victoria.

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Review of the year

A look back at some of the news and events

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The current record for the 3,000 mile trip stands at 33 days, 7 hours and 30 minutes, but the five men and one woman are aiming to cross the Atlantic to their planned ‘landfall’ just North of Barbados in under 30 days. David Hosking, M.B.E. a retired naval captain, is the skipper, Chris Covey has taken a year out of his engineering career, Naomi Hoogesteger from her teaching duties at Durham University and the remaining members of the team, Jack Stonehouse, Justin Johanneson, and Paddy Thomas are taking some time off after completing university degrees or post graduate studies. With the exception of Justin, who is an ultra-marathon runner and Iron Man competitor, they all have piled up many rowing hours and honours in the past, but even so have had to put in six months of hard training in preparation for the attempt. Their craft, Hallin Marine, named for their main sponsors, is an ocean rowing trimaran, from ROC expedition in New York, only the second multihull rowing boat ever built world-

Record breaking Atlantic attempt

One ocean, one aim, one month

wide. In addition to the six members of crew it will carry half a ton of dried food, two desalination plants, and navigation, communications and emergency equipment. The rowers will work in two teams of three on two hour shifts, with the other two hours to eat, wash, carry out

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maintenance and if there is time to sleep. There are two cramped sleeping spaces which will take up to three people and they also hope to be able to spread out on the nets to take a little sun and help cure their salt sores, but according to David, “the oars must never stop moving for the whole month if we are to beat the world record”. They will leave from the San Miguel de Abona harbour, once the rest of the crew arrive and the trade winds and currents have stabilised, some time over the next few weeks. In the meantime the trimaran is tied up near the yellow submarine and the team are happy to answer any enquiries, particularly from anyone who wants to sponsor them or donate money to their chosen charity, Combat Stress,

Three of the crew, Chris, Paddy and Jack

a military mental health charity for which they hope to raise £60,000. You can find more information on how to sponsor, how to donate or just follow the day to day trials and triumphs of this exhausting expedition of incredible physical and emotional endeavour at www.teamhallin. co.uk.

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Magma Centro de Arte and Congresos

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Northern talent

More Ryanair bases

A young and extraordinarily talented group of musicians will be holding sway at the Magma Centro de Arte and Congresos on January 15th.

The Canarian President, Pa u l i n o R i ve ro, h a s confirmed that Ryanair are to open two more operational hubs in the Canaries.

The Trondheim Soloists from Norway is one of the most exciting young ensembles performing on the international stage. Their dedication, commitment and enthusiasm has quickly established them as the most innovative chamber ensemble in Norway with invitations to play with some of the highest calibre artists across a broad range of genres. A complete must for music lovers of all ages. Tickets from www.magmatenerife.es or on 902 109 974.

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uerteventura and Lanzarote will both have Ryanair bases as from the spring, to add to the existing hubs in Gran Canaria and Tenerife. Rivero claimed that the company will bring in a million more tourists to the Islands throughout 2011.

GoverHomes and away nment promises Garachico

Naveira Armas

New ferry A new ship, the largest cruise ferry in Spain, is to be put into service in the Islands by Naviera Armas. Volcán del Teide was built in Santander and is undergoing sea trials in Vigo before the official launch and handover to Naviera Armas and transfer to the Canaries. At 178 metres long and 30,000 tons the ship

can carry 1,600 passengers and 350 cars as well as cargo at up to 26 knots, which should mean an important time saving on crossings. Passenger accommodation includes 478 beds in 124 cabins including two double penthouses as well as 500 reclining chairs and a VIP room with electric reclining chairs and facilities include video cinemas, a nursery, lookout decks, games rooms, bars,

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buffet, changing rooms and a swimming pool. The Volcán del Teide is the first of two new ferries to be launched by the company, the next, Volcán de Tinamar, will be launched on January 20th and should be in service during spring 2011. This will complete the total renovation of the Naveira Armas Islands’ fleet begun in 2003, with nine newly built ferries operating here.

The new marina project in Garachico will eventually include a pool complex and a tourist and residential area.

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general invitation has been made to investors and in particular to land owners in the proposed area of development, to put forward initiatives for developing the zone. The local councillor for economic development, Heriberto González, underlined that how far and how fast the proposals take shape will of course depend on the overall economic climate.

Angry reaction to the for thcoming hike in electricity prices has prompted the Spanish government to promise to do all it can to soften the blow for needier families.

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egions Minister Gaspar Zarrias used his trip to the Canaries yesterday to say that whilst the anticipated 9.8 per cent rise in tarrifs as of the beginnning of the year will affect households, imaginative measures are

being considered to lessen the impact. The government claims the increase is to bring the cost of supplying electricity into line with market energy prices. An average householder will be facing a monthly increase of €3.2 per month, €38.40 per year.

Islands windfall

Lottery luck

Well, we spent €88 million on Christmas lottery tickets in the islands, but at least some of it came back.

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en tickets of the number one prize ‘El Gordo’ were sold in Garachico and each lucky winner will scoop €300,000. Over in La Palma, a young student brought back luck for his family and friend with the purchase of 60 of the second prize tickets in Granada in July. Luckily for him he kept one of the tickets before selling on to family and friends with €100,000 for each of the fortunate ones. A fifth prize which pays out €5,000 per ticket was sold in La Oliva in Fuerteventura and, “well shared out” according to the lottery sellers. Favourite numbers snapped up by superstitious people include the date of the big storms, 28110, and of the historic World Cup win by Spain 11710 which each earned €20 for their owners and a cheeky number in Mallorca with a loyal following, 69069, finally brought in €5,000 for each ticket holder.

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The raft is a local attraction Anthony Smith prepares to set sail

Anthony Smith

Elderly crossing By Barbara Belt

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nthony Smith, eightyfour year old adventurer, broadcaster and writer, has chosen Valle Gran Rey as the starting point for his latest venture: an Atlantic crossing on a raft made of enormous water pipes. Construction materials, tools and supplies for the raft, named An-tiki in tribute to Thor Heyerdahl’s famous Kon-tiki, arrived from England in November. The veteran adventurer and his support crew, hard at work in Valle Gran Rey’s new port, have since become something of a local attraction. Weather permitting, and with a big send off from the town and considerable international press presence, the launch will be in mid January. On the big day, An-tiki will be towed west-south westerly to meet the trans-Atlantic drift currents it will ride - the course will be west-northwest up towards the Bahamas. The crossing, from La Gomera to the island of Eleuthra in the Bahamas, will take about seventy days. Anthony Smith explains: “This spot was reached by merchant seamen in nineteen forty, after surviving

the sinking of their ship by a German surface raider. Seamen only managed to launch a single lifeboat when their ship, the Anglo-Saxon, sank. Seven men set off, but most perished. Only two survived. They were barely alive when their lifeboat grounded near Alabaster Bay, in Eleuthra. “I was intrigued by their story. I tracked down their lifeboat in the U.S.A. It was restored and it’s now the prime Merchant Navy exhibit at London’s Imperial War Museum.”. Why is Anthony Smith, at his age, planning such a trip? “I resent growing old. Don’t we all? With age, we scale down our activities. But, inside, we want to live, have new experiences, explore new things, travel, gain fresh goals. I’ve long wanted to cross the Atlantic. It’s an idea I had thirty years ago. “T wo years ago, I was knocked down and badly injured. This stick I walk with is a result. The compensation money’s helping finance An-tiki. When I came to Valle Gran Rey on holiday a few years ago, I decided this would be the ideal spot to start from”. There are three other crew members, mere youngsters of between fifty-six and sixty-one.

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Anthony maintains that with age comes experience and aims to show that, “older persons are capable of undertaking what are considered dangerous - wrongly in our opinion - and adventurous projects, normally left to the young”. An-tiki’s sailing master is David Hildred, British civil engineer resident in the Virgin Islands. He has travelled the Amazon by dugout, is a keen hot air balloonist, has designed and sailed his own boat and logged six thousand miles of sailing. British/Canadian citizen Dr. Andrew Bainbridge is both G.P. and llama keeper in Alberta and An-tiki’s doctor and assistant sailing master. Widely travelled, he has emergency and Wilderness Medical experience and has sailed extensively. Anthony, David and Andrew are in Valle Gran Rey, helping prepare for departure. Fourth crew member John Russell arrives soon. A solicitor from Oxford, he also has sailing experience. Robin Batchelor, ITV hot air balloonist over Australia with Steven Tompkinson, has been involved with An-tiki from its inception. He is part of the shore-based team, as is Tony Humphreys of Ocean Pursuits. Tony brings ample experience

in organising Atlantic rowing events to the project. An-tiki is taking shape. It is twelve by six metres. Four polyethylene water pipes, each one and a quarter tons, form the base, with fourteen smaller cross pipes and wooden decking on top. Steered by a wooden sweep at the stern and traditional Guaras at the corners, there are also oars with mounting points amidships to assist in manoeuvring. Two accommodation units provide space for living, sleeping, cooking and communication. An-tiki’s crew will have plenty to do during the crossing. “A raft is perfect for sea study. We’ll study plankton, the start of the food chain, to see if it’s been affected by ocean warming. Satellite links will be maintained with U.K. schools”, explains Anthony. Fundraising for Water Aid is another objective. “Much of the world’s population has no clean water. This is an appropriate charity for a raft made of water pipes!” Ask anyone involved to explain why and you get “because of Anthony”. David Hildred spotted a book about hot air ballooning over Africa when he was thirteen.

I resent growing old. Don’t we all? “It was called Throw Out Two Hands. The author was Anthony. (One of his thirty published books.)…We met for the first time this Easter. We spent two days talking. He told me about An-tiki. ‘Do you want to come?’, he asked. Here I am!”. Andy Bainbridge is an old school friend of David’s. “I’m here because this may open other doors in the future. I’ve always wanted to cross an ocean and never had the chance”. Robin Batchelor and Anthony have hot air ballooned together. “I’ve always admired him. I’ve read his books, he’s an inspira-

The team (l-r) Rick Davis, Tessa Pearl, Robin Batchelor, Rachel Smith, Tony Humphreys, David Hildred, Andy Bainbridge

tion to me. Tony Humphreys says “his sense of adventure appeals to me and this is a unique adventure”. The launch promises to be a memorable event. Visitors are welcome. Come and meet Antiki and her crew. Please don’t forget to leave a contribution for Water Aid and if there are any would-be sponsors out there, please contact Anthony at <antontsmith@hotmail.com> Progress can be followed on <www.an-tiki.com>

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Canarias for Peace

Missing missile The whereabouts of a US missile sent to Lanzarote as part of a peace monument in 1992 is again the subject of speculation following the publication of details of the initial project. According to the La Opinión newspaper, questions are being asked about a decommissioned Lancet missile said to have disappeared after arriving in the Canaries to be paired up with a Russian missile donated by former Russian president Boris Yeltsin. The 11-metre Russian weapon is currently stored in a warehouse facility in Teguise where it has lain since reaching the island after a complicated journey by road through Poland, Germany and France and then onwards by sea to the Canaries. The operation was arranged by the then Canarian minister for tourism, Miguel Zerolo (now mayor of the Tenerife capital, Santa Cruz) under the slogan ‘Canaries for Peace’. The two missiles were to be the showcase features of a giant monument to peace

One of our missiles is missing!

thought up by Lanzarote artist Cesar Manrique shortly before his death in September 1992, although Tenerife novelist Alberto Vázquez-Figueroa has also claimed credit for the brainwave, which he describes in one of his books. According to La Opinión, the US authorities initially offered to donate a Patriot missile but instead sent the smaller Lancet, which Canarian Tourism bosses insisted arrived by boat in Lanzarote in a crate marked ‘For Museum Use’ and was also sent to the warehouse in Teguise.

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ProSahara activists refused entry

A group of supporters of the Western Sahara’s bid for independence from Morocco were forced to return from the disputed region after being denied permission to disembark from the ferry that took them to Laayoune from Gran Canaria. The Peace Monument proposal triggered a mixed reaction at the time, with the then Cabildo president Dimas Martín opposed to the idea, which he claimed was simply a marketing stunt by Zerolo. Local media reported in 1993 that a dispute over the location chosen for the monument was preventing progress. Since then no-one has taken an interest either in resurrecting the initiative or in the fate of the missiles, until the newspaper decided to re-examine the case and found that the Lancet was no longer there.

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he 20-strong party said they were singled out by Moroccan police on arrival and were told they would have to return to the ship. “The police allowed all Moroccan passport holders to disembark but kept us back and insisted that we should stay on board for our own safety given that there was a protest march by pro-Moroccan Saharans scheduled for the same day” said the group’s spokeswoman, Carmen Cabrera. The refusal is the latest incident in the long-running battle between Canarian activists and the Moroccan authorities for

access to the Western Sahara, which has seen violent clashes between Saharans and the security forces in recent weeks. Other group members said several Moroccan police officers tried to force their way onto the ferry but were warned by crew that they were trespassing on Spanish soil and would cause a diplomatic incident.

Guillermo García

TV Hangliding head’s tragedy pay cut German dies

La Palma’s hangliding community suffered an end-of-year tragedy with the death of a veteran German enthusiast in Llano Los Jables (El Paso).

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espite his age (almost 70), the German from Gieben was a regular hanglider and, according to colleagues, was highly experienced. His instructor notified police when he failed to make it back to the rendezvous point used by his party after they took off from the popular jumping spot at the Mirador de Santa Cecilia. His body was recovered by the emergency services after it was spotted by a helicopter sent out as part of the search effort.

The head of the Canary Islands’ regional broadcasting corporation looks set to see his wages cut following a motion approved by Parliament.

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uillermo García, who was appointed director general of R TVC despite widespread opposition due to his alleged lack of qualifications, will no longer enjoy one of the top public sector salaries given that his pay packet will almost certainly be downgraded to that of a deputy minister in the regional government, which is the official status of the DG post.

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ince his appointment three years ago at the


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Military control better, say controllers

A group of air traffic controllers in the Canaries have caused controversy by claiming that life is better under the control of the military personnel ordered in by the government during the state of emergency sparked by the sector’s wildcat strike.

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he controllers, who work at Gran Canaria airport, said the Air Force officers sent in from the nearby base

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Trial delay to assume control of operations were “much more polite and civil than our normal bosses. “At the beginning there was some tension between us but we soon got down to work and concentrated on monitoring our screens, under their watchful eye” said one of the group of 20 controllers assigned to oversee Canarian air space at the airport. According to media reports, the number of absences among the staff fell sharply in the days after the Air Force was ordered in and military law imposed on the controllers.

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ne controller admitted he had felt severe pressure from his militant civilian superiors on the first day of the strike to abandon his desk. “I was talking to a pilot on the radio and had guided him to the top of the runway to take off but was coerced into withdrawing the clearance and had to order the plane back to the terminal” said the controller.

Former Valle Gran Rey mayor Esteban Bethencourt has been accused of playing the system to avoid, or at least seriously delay, a retrial over alleged misappropriation of public funds.

Bethencourt managed to have his original conviction in December 2009 overturned by the Supreme Court on the

grounds that a mistake had been made in the calculation of the sums he is said to have embezzled while mayor. A new trial by jury was ordered and a date set at the Canarian High Court, which is the only one in the region that could try him given his privileged status as a regional MP. However, in a late move just days before he was due to appear, Bethencourt resigned his seat, forcing the

Esteban Bethencourt

High Court to cancel the trial and send the case to a lower court. Sources say it could take at least a year for a new date to be found for the case. Other sources have hinted the former Valle Gran Rey mayor might stand again in the Parliamentary elections next May. If he wins a seat the case would have to revert once again to the High Court.

Education glitch

Transfer chaos The Department of Education’s attempt to introduce technological innovation to the complicated procedure for teacher transfers has proved a major embarrassment after multiple system glitches.

Until now, every two years thousands of teachers have had to complete the cumbersome paperwork by hand and submit authenticated copies of certificates and other crucial documents to have their merits assessed with a view to a new posting. This year the Department

unveiled a new computerised system, an important feature of which was online access to individual teacher records, including all training and other creditbearing activities undertaken by the teacher down the years. A simple click on ‘Accept’ exonerated the applicant from re-submitting the paperwork. However, the system was unable to cope with the demand and crashed many times preventing teachers from completing their transfer applications. One teachers’ union set up a ‘night owl’ service which saw its staff input

members’ data from midnight to 6am when the Department’s server was least busy. To compound the embarrassment for the authorities, having forced thousands of teachers to take time off to collect the large envelopes needed to insert the completed application forms in person from Education offices on the different islands, the Department was subsequently forced to issue a media note informing the teachers that “the envelopes had run out and they would have to buy their own ones from a stationery shop”.


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Puerto de la Cruz

British School of Tenerife Fundraiser Another massive turnout for one of the most popular Christmas bazaars in Tenerife. This year saw a bigger crowd than ever gather at the gates of the Yeoward buildings of the British School of Tenerife. The joining together of the Trinity School and the International British Yeoward School earlier this year is having positive results all round. Despite some ill informed comments in some areas of the press, all three of the school sites retain their original historic names but have

been joined together under the banner of the British School of Tenerife and the school now offers a lower middle and upper school structure and has facilities

Cabildo to take over Teide ment was made by Tenerife Cabildo boss Ricardo Melchior,

Cycling

Alternative tourism Special, signposted cycling routes in the Anaga rural park may be on the cards if plans underway by the Cabildo come to fruition.

for 725 pupils. The annual fundraiser is only one of their projects to benefit from the changes and very few happy shoppers went home empty handed.

National parks

Tenerife’s governing body (Cabildo) takes over the running of the Teide National Park as of the New Year. The announce-

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who has fought a long battle to have responsibility for Mt Teide to be transferred to the corporation. Melchior is confident the Cabildo has the resources to manage the Park, which is Spain’s most visited, but has

asked the regional government for extra funding. The fight to run Teide has been one of the Cabildo’s red lines in its dealings with Madrid and, since powers for National Parks were devolved to the regions a couple of years ago, with the Canarian government. Speculation appears regularly in the media that the authorities intend to impose an admission charge for access to the spectacular lunar landscape.

The idea is to develop mountain bike cross country and descent routes of nine to 15 kilometres in length, which the island council believe could be a new attraction for thousands of tourists who enjoy this sport and of course another plus for those of us who live here. Given that the routes are in a protected area, the project will include ramps, stone reinforcement walls and whatever other measures are necessary to ensure the safety of the riders and the wellbeing of the environment. If this pilot project is successful and popular, other similar routes are being considered in the rest of the island.

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Long distance running

Tenerife Bluetrail

A new sporting event is being organised for April 16th, a long distance run of up to 100 kilometres. The route covers some of the most spectacular landscapes in the island, from the north and south and sea level to mountains. Organised by the Cabildo’s environmental department with the aid of the sports department, the run, according to tourism councillor José Manuel Bermúdez, will, “convert the island into the centre of big

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competitions of this kind, increasingly popular all over the world, and which will bring to Tenerife over 500 participants, not just Canarians, but national and international,” runners. The run will be split into four categories. The Ultra Trail of 100 kilometres will go from the coast to almost 3,000 metres above sea level, starting in Los Cristianos and ending in La Orotava. The next level, the Trail, is of 48 kilometres, the Half Trail is 27 kilometres and the Adapted Trail for those who are physically challenged, is eight kilometres. A new website is being set up with more information and registration forms at www. tenerifebluetrail.com and should be available over the next few weeks.

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Hotel Botánico Concepción De Vega

Tourism initiative

Police chief leaves for mainland

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surprise for Wolfgang Kiessling and smiles from the rest of the family and friends as the Canarian Minister for Culture, Milagros Luis Brito, credited him with an “almost feminine intuition of the market that means that he nearly always gets it right”. The comments were made during the presentation of the latest innovation from this model example of an entrepreneur, an art book which catalogues some of the exquisite works on permanent display in the Hotel Botánico in Puerto de la Cruz. Wolfgang had the Loro Parque up and running and was improving it every year, as he continues to do, when he heard that one of Puerto’s flagship hotels was up for sale and decided to buy it. Built in the 70s with a classic hotel design and set in an exotic landscaped garden, he had to decide how he could compete with all the new designs and gimmicks being introduced in the south, the glass domes, towers, endless pools etc. The decision was to go for top quality in everything, service, chefs, fixtures and fittings and that included starting a collection of art to grace the hotel giving a service to their guests which is, “much better and more

The first woman to hold the top police job in the Canaries has been granted a move to Cadiz on the mainland.

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(top) Pepe Dámaso Patricio Feier, Cristobal de la Rosa, Wolfgang Kiessling, Milagros Luis Brito, Fernando Castro, Marcos Brito and Carlos Pinto

complete than anything they have in the south” Wolfgang affirmed, adding “if Puerto de la Cruz isn’t where it should be today, it’s because we haven’t known how to appreciate the goodness and beauty of this area which I believe is unique in the world”. He learned his love of art from his own father and over the years has built up a fabulous collection that is one of the most important permanent, primarily Canarian, art collections in existence. There are some 300 works in total and they include masterpieces by César Manrique, Cristino de Vera, Oscar Domínguez, Néstor de la Torre, Facundo Fierro, Bonnin and Pepe Dámaso. Fernando

Castro, art professor at the University of La Laguna, spoke of the importance of collecting and exhibiting that collection in hotels as a medium for promoting and showing art. He acclaimed the Kiessling Hotel Botánico collection for its range and variety as a, “true museum of Canarian painting which cannot be seen anywhere else”. The author of the catalogue, Carlos Pinto, underlined the importance of the collection, of which almost 80 per cent is by Canarian artists and how it was an example of the creative spirit of the Canarians. Patricio Feier, the hotel’s manager, spoke of how honoured they were to exhibit the collection which provided the

guests with added value in this emblematic luxury hotel and Puerto mayor, Marcos Brito underlined the entrepreneurial nature of the initiatives of Wolfgang Kiessling adding that, “his theme is quality in everything he does”. “A hotel is a kind of home,” avowed the Cabildo’s cultural coordinator, Cristobal de la Rosa, and here with all this Canarian art, Mr Kiessling has created a hotel where I and any Canarian can feel at home”. As well as referring to Wolfgang’s instincts, the Canarian Cultural Minister passed on congratulations from the President of the Canarian Government, Paulino Rivero, together with, “his recognition of yet an-

other effort by the Kiessling family with this important addition to the Canaries and for their real commitment to tourism in the Canaries”. Giving a sneak preview of the soon to be published Cultural guide, she confirmed that in future the cultural offer will be more closely linked to tourism to help differentiate the Canarian offer from their competitors and finished on a positive note, “we have to believe that the future is ours if we want it to be and if we begin to do things differently”. The art volume has been published in Spanish, English and German by Litografía Romer and is available from the hotel and in bookshops using the ISBN order number 978-84-614-3714-6.

oncepción De Vega moves on after just over two years as the Spanish Police Commissioner for the islands, a job she was promoted to in controversial circumstances back in 2008. However, despite initial reservations (including from senior officers), law graduate De Vega soon earned a reputation for herself as a competent boss and coped well with the limelight accompanying the post.

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er previous posts include protection officer for the Spanish Royal Family and a brief spell on secondment to UN peace-keeping missions in Latin America.

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e Vega is believed to have actively sought the Cadiz posting. Insiders say she may have decided on a move after being accused by fellow-officers of irregularities in the investigation of alleged corruption by members of the PP party, which called for a formal probe into her actions.

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Energy plan

Five power stations Recently-unveiled government plans to guarantee electricity supply for Tenerife do not rule out the building of three new power stations on the island. Although the current Energy Plan for the Canaries contemplates just one more facility (with an output of around 200 megawatts) to complement the two existing stations at Granadilla and Las Caletillas, the Department of Industry has admitted

it may have to find another solution in the shape of smaller stations, even though such a move would clash with environmental agreements such as Kyoto. Deputy energy minister Juan Pedro Sánchez says smaller stations could get round the problems currently encountered in finding a location for a more powerful facility. “Big power stations need to be close to the sea to ensure availability of water for cooling, which is why we are having a problem reaching agreement on

a site. If we opt for lower-output stations, which could go on most of the existing industrial estates, we could meet the island’s needs and overcome the sea proximity dilemma” he explained. However, the proposal could hit trouble immediately given that the town of Candelaria has again insisted that a promise to decommission the Caletillas power station is honoured, which would mean that at least one mega-station would need to be built somewhere on Tenerife.

Helping Hands

Charity Valentine’s Helping Hands in Tenerife will be holding a charity Valentine’s dance on February 12th at the prestigious five star Hotel Villa Cortés in Playa de las Américas.

to the island to perform on the night and in addition to the dance, there will also be a luxury raffle and an auction of top prizes. Funds raised will go to the children’s home in Granadilla and the Martha II centre in La Laguna which helps children with cerebral palsy. Please make your reservations by contacting Liz at liz-montague@yahoo.co.uk or by calling 661 274 281.

Local hoteliers, business owners and commercial representatives were among those who took part in a meeting to explore the best way for the town of La Laguna to take better advantage of the growing number of cruise tourists arriving into Tenerife.

The meeting had the benefit of the presence of Alberto Galván, commercial director of the Tenerife port authority, who told those present that last year more than two hundred ships docked in the island carrying over 700,000 tourists. Galván pointed out that cruise tourists were different and needed to be treated somewhat differently, adding that La Laguna needed to move quickly to take advantage of the growing numbers of visitors. He said that on average,

for every nine passengers on ships docking here (in Santa Cruz), two will travel to La Laguna on a scheduled trip which has been arranged by a tour operator on board before they have docked. To capture the floating cruise tourists, those who decide to disembark without any premade plans, and to facilitate them getting to La Laguna, the council had already promised the installation of signposting from the port itself to the tram which would take travellers to the city, as well as being included in information leaflets that were given to those disembarking on foot. Local councillor for tourism, Miguel Díaz-Llanos said that he was confidents, “the commercial sector in La Laguna would adapt to meet the needs” of this new kind of tourist and indicated that one way would be for shops and businesses to remain open during lunchtime.

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14 month project

Road improvements on the way

Up to 1,000 new jobs will be created by the new scheme to improve dozens of Tenerife roads, says the island’s Cabildo.

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n all, 51 roads will benefit from the 14-month upgrade project, including the busy TF2 link between the island’s two motorways which is used by upwards of 75,000 vehicles every day and is badly deteriorated. Cabildo boss Ricardo Melchior says the resurfacing work and safety improvements will bring 700 direct jobs and a further 300 indirect ones in the coming months. Almost €28 million have been earmarked for the work, 80 per cent of which will be awarded to local firms, says the island’s governing body. More than half the roads to be repaired suffered extensive surface damage during the flooding caused by the storms of late 2009 and early 2010.

Where’s the beef?

Joaquín Bethencourt, adding that “the supply problems lasted only a few days before the solution was found”.

received by the public, only a few minor complaints have been voiced by users, particularly overcrowding at certain times.

Meat problems Skating success T clarified Ice rink extension?

he council says the rink has to close at lunch time to allow water to be poured over the surface and give it time to freeze to replace the layer of ice lost through the morning’s skating.

Pre-Christmas meat supply hitches at the island’s slaughter house were entirely the fault of workers, according to the Tenerife Cabildo, which operates the abattoir.

Anglican church

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dispute which saw deliveries from the facility interrupted was caused by a stand-off over overtime, which threatened to lead to a total dry-up of local products, particularly beef, at shop meat-counters.

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he Cabildo says it offered the staff time off in lieu if they put in extra hours to increase production ahead of the holiday period but the offer was refused. Workers said they would only agree to stay on late if they got an extra month’s salary, a demand which the abattoir considered unacceptable. “In the end, fearing a shortage at the busiest time of the year, we brought in 15 part-time staff recruited through a job agency to ensure no problems were encountered” explained agriculture councillor José

The Saint Francis Anglican

The outdoor ice rink in the centre of Santa Cruz is proving such a massive hit that the local council has decided to put back the closing date by a week and might even contemplate keeping it open year-round.

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nitially scheduled to shut straight after Kings Day, the rink on the Plaza de España is almost certain to remain operational until 16 January and there have already been calls to find it a permanent site in the city centre. Generally well

Chaplaincy of south Tenerife has now started regular services in Los Cristianos.

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hese services are in addition to the existing ser vices in San Eugenio, Los Gigantes and Golf del Sur and will be held at 10.30 am, on the second and fourth Sunday of every month, at the Swedish Church on the sea front walk opposite El Cornel. The services will be continued over the ‘swallows’ period and the Reverends Elise and Michael Harding hope that you will join them there.

Rubbish

San Miguel binmen ‘not on strike’

Binmen and roadsweepers in San Miguel de Abona have said they did not go on strike for five days recently but rather “did not work because they had not received their November wages by 5 December”.

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he protest action, which led to an estimated 120 tons of rubbish piling up on the streets and in popular tourist developments such as Amarilla Golf, prompted the local council to intervene directly and take over the privatised service for a sixmonth period to guarantee bin collections and clean roads and footpaths. San Miguel mayor Victor Chinea says he was left with no choice but to step in to ensure normal service was resumed as quickly as possible. Chinea ordered the 20 employees of the refuse company to be paid their

San Miguel mayor Victor Chinea ordered the workers to be paid

November and December wages out of council funds while a long-term solution to the problem, which has affected rubbish collection services intermittently for 18 months, is negotiated.

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Patience rewarded

Te n e r i f e S u r L i o n s represented by Edna Goodall presented a box of biscuits to some of the staff in the reception area of the Green Hospital just before Christmas.

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ach of the 30 nursing stations throughout the hospital received a box as a thank you for the long hours spent especially through the night looking after the welfare of holiday makers and residents alike.

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News in brief

Adeje

Fatal crash

Hit and run arrests

Ashotel donates €20,000 to Adeje Ashotel, the hotels association for the province of Tenerife, has donated €20,000 to Adeje, destined towards helping those who need it the most. The cheque was recently handed over to the mayor, José Miguel Rodríguez Fraga by Ashotel president José Fernando Cabrera. The institutions which will benefit in equal amounts are La Asociación San Juan, the José Almeida old peoples’ home and the centre for the handicapped in Los Olivos. Also present were councillor for community welfare Carmen Nieves Rodríguez, councillor for sports Marcos Barrera, and representatives of the three centres. In his speech, José Fernando Cabrera pointed out that, “Ashotel has an important social responsibility and over the year we hold several charity events. With the recent golf initiative we have united the reality of tourism with another

reality on our island”. He explained that this donation is, “money which was raised at the fourth Ashotel golf tournament held in June at Golf Costa Adeje, where we were given free use of the installations and in which 125 golfers took part”. He added that, “this would not have been possible without the help of the sponsors who had no doubt in supporting this initiative for another year”. Rodríguez Fraga stated that, “part of these funds will be going to the José Almeida old peoples’ home which has recently gone through a particularly difficult time during which the council had to afront the situation and take charge of the home which was in danger of being lost. We need every kind of help and support to move on with this project, which is now guaranteed and which is going to work”. The remainder of the funds will be going to the two centres for the handicapped,

Police in Santiago del Teide arrested the occupants of the vehicle which hit a local woman on a Sunday night shortly before Christmas, killing her instantly. Two men were being held over the incident, which took place on the Avenida de la Iglesia and left a 51-year-old woman dead. Descriptions given by witnesses led to the sighting of the Toyota van involved several hours later and the driver and passenger were taken in for questioning immediately. The deceased, who has two teenage children, was wellknown in Santiago del Teide. The local council has expressed its shock at the tragedy.

Los Gigantes

Rockslide beach to reopen both of which attend to many people with specific needs. The Mayor emphasised that, “we must encourage the development of, and be grateful for such actions in a society such as ours, in which we live from tourism and sometimes run the risk of belittling things”, and commented that, “these values are very important and solidarity is necessary to correct the natural differences that we have”. José Fernando Cabrera stated, “this is the

first time that we have donated to Adeje, each year it goes to different organisations. The first went to Nuevo Futuro, an island association which has five apartments to house children who have difficulties with their families. The second donation went to Amisur, a centre for the handicapped in San Miguel de Abona, and the third was for Padre Antonio at the Hogar Santa Rita, Los Realejos, which houses nearly 2,000 old people.

Santiago del Teide

The beach in Los Gigantes where two women were killed over a year ago by falling rocks is due to reopen in the spring once work to make it safe is completed. Santiago del Teide council has now awarded the tender for the work, which is expected to start in early January and last two and a half months, at a cost of €600,000. The bulk of the project involves shoring up the rock face by injecting concrete and giant nails and then covering the face with steel netting to prevent dislodgements. Improvements will me also made to the lighting at Los Guios and the nearby toilets

South Tenerife hospital

More delays

Loyalty prizes The southern tourism initiatives centre, Cit Sur, recently oversaw the latest awards to some of our most regular visitors. The awards are a twicea-year thank you from the tourism industry in the south to those tourists who have repeatedly chosen Tenerife and in particular in this case the south of the island, as their favourite holiday destination.

The latest prizes were awarded to clients, who after so many holidays here are now considered friends of Tenerife, at the recently opened visitors centre, Señorío del Valle, in Santiago del Teide. Many visitors such as the Rapiers, Van Loons and the Gillots have visited the island over 40 times. Each of the visitors is given a bunch of flowers and a diploma. The occasion was

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Lost and found

A hiker lost in Chío initiated a helicopter search by emergency services. The 50 year old man became disorientated by overgrown sections of the track, but returned finally safe and sound to his home.

The health service in the south of Tenerife is to suffer another blow this month. The Cabildo has confirmed that the construction companies (FCC and Syocsa) will stop work on the new hospital at El Mojón from January 1st if the Canarian government’s ministry for social welfare has still not paid its 2010 contribution towards the project. Sources from the Union Temporal de Empresas (UTE) to which both companies belong, have stated that the government has not paid them “one cent” yet, and that they are owed many millions of euros. “The situation is already unsustainable”, commented a spokesman, who continued, “with effect from January work will stop until we are paid in full”. This money should have first been paid to the IASS, a Cabildo health department, which has confirmed that the payment, of several million euros, has not been received from the Canarian government. If work stops for more than 15 days, it will be very difficult for the completion date of August 2011 to be met.


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2011 shares

Reasons to be cheerful By Bill Blevins, Financial Correspondent, Blevins Franks

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f the festive season is not enough to put a smile on your face, perhaps these encouraging predictions for equity markets in 2011 will do the trick? The head of equities at Schroders reckons UK shares can rise 20-25 per cent next year. The North America fund manager at Cavendish Asset Managers says US equities could gain 20 per cent. Goldman Sachs’ Jim O’Neill believes we have entered a “global bull market”. 2010 hasn’t been the easiest year for equities. Markets had to contend with the Eurozone debt crisis, the BP oil spill, double dip speculation, unemployment, consumers saving rather than spending, geopolitics etc. However, while the risks were genuine there are plenty of positive factors around too, which have helped balance the volatility and bode well for 2011. Economies are growing, even if it is slowly. US gross domestic product increased five

quarters in a row. The UK Office for Budget Responsibility forecasts growth of 2.1 per cent for 2011. Overall European GDP was expected to grow 1.7 per cent in 2010, which is around the average growth rate since 1996. Emerging markets led the world out of recession and look set for continued growth. Their infrastr ucture helps drive demand for commodities, machiner y, technology and investment. Their growing middle class is also a valuable and growing market for western exports. Manufacturing is expanding across the globe, which is indicative of strong economic fundamentals and signals current and future demand. Corporate ear nings are another important signal of economic health. US company earnings beat expectations the last four months. UK corporate profits are expected to be up around 50 per cent this year. While companies were watching their pennies during the downturn, their cash stockpiles grew and they will start to put this money to good use. Since they’ve been successful at cutting costs, as sales improve their profit margins are higher.

Economies are growing, even if it is slowly

Richard Buxton, head of equities at Schroders, has said that they expect UK equities to rise by 20-25 per cent in 2011. He explained that the recession has made the UK one of the most attractive areas for investors today. In the absence of a double dip, companies will become more optimistic, which will feed through to capital

expenditure. Planned projects could be implemented and the pick up in merger and acquisition could increase. All this gives UK equities the potential to rally significantly next year. UK stocks remain relatively undervalued and offer strong return potential, he says. Looking at US shares, Tim Roberts, North America fund

manager, Cavendish Asset Management, believes that in spite of the remaining risks for global recovery, “it would not be unreasonable to expect the S&P 500 to gain a respectable 20 per cent in 2011”. The prospect of a double dip has been partly priced into share prices, so provided it is indeed avoided, shares are looking

good value for money. There are still risks to be navigated, but overall there are many positives around to support and improve share prices. It is important to have adequate asset allocation and diversification. Investment decisions should be based on your specific objectives, personal circumstances and your risk tolerance and you should normally plan to hold shares for the medium to longer term. Speak to an established wealth manager like Blevins Franks for advice on suitable investment strategies for you.

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Electric goods

Business in Brief

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to be repaired, the reason for the repair, the reason for the malfunction, the cost of the service and a list of the spares to be used quoting the retail price of each, the date and signature of the person responsible for the service, the date on which it is anticipated that the article will be returned, the length of time the estimate is valid (cannot be less than 30 days) and the date and signature of the customer. You should make sure that the replacement parts used were

new and you have the right to have the old, broken parts handed over to you. It may seem basic, but before paying, make sure the article works. The minimum guarantee is three months and covers the call out charge, (they can only charge you once for a call out even if they have to come out various days) and the pieces repaired or changed. You should keep the bill during this time in case you want to make a claim. The bill should

Senior citizens

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ome time ago we wrote about an experimental programme in place in other parts of Spain to grant aid off peak holidays for European senior citizens. This programme is now available in the Canaries via Viajes Iberia, Viajes Barcelò and Viajes Halcón. The amount available for the Canaries is €1.9 million for 2011 to be financed equally between the Canarian Government and Turespaña, the Spanish Government’s Tourist Board. The grant aid is for holidays taken from April 25 to June 30 in Tenerife, Gran Canaria, Fuerteventura and Lanzarote. The 2011 seniors’ social tourism

Free holiday More people are choosing to repair electrical goods

ince the beginning of the year, electric goods repairers have seen a 40 per cent increase in their business due to the crisis. People who can no longer afford to replace broken or malfunctioning electric equipment are choosing to have them mended. Call out charges, hourly repair rates and the cost of spares had almost done away with a previously flourishing business. It often seemed to be more sensible to buy a new apparatus with all the guarantees than have an old one repaired. However, since the beginning of the year, the repairmen are back in favour with an upturn of 40 per cent over the turnover three years ago. Nowadays it would seem that a repair can be less than half the cost of replacing an item and in a period when all savings are welcome, the most popular choice is a repair. If the article is still under guarantee, ask for an official service technician to look at it and before agreeing to go ahead ask for a written detailed estimate. The following information should always be included in any estimate: the name, address and Fiscal number of the repairman or company, the name and address of the customer, the make, model and series number of the apparatus

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agree with the estimate and should include mention of the guarantee. If you are not in agreement with the repair made, first ask for an ‘hoja de reclamaciones’ (a claims form). If this is not forthcoming you can denounce them to the National Police or Guardia Civil. From then on there are a multitude of ways to go. On your own, via a consumer’s rights group (the Instituto Nacional del Consumo has its own website with a list of groups) via the ombudsman, the local consumer office at the town hall etc. Each claim should be accompanied by a copy of your passport and residencia document if you have one, details of the company you are making a claim against, the reasons for the claim, what you want by making a claim (replacement, refund etc.) estimates and bills to prove your claim and a copy of the complaints form if you have filled one in. The law works slowly, but it does tend to work and cowboys are dealt with severely in the courts.

Statistics

More tourism

The numbers of tourists in the Canaries continues to plan has places for 15,000 people grow according to the latest and is open to all European statistics from Frontur. citizens over 55 years old and includes a complete programme of cultural visits. In Europe there are 100 million people between 55 and 70 who can travel at off peak times, half of whom have never left their own country. It is hoped that the scheme could be particularly important for breaking into new markets such as Poland, Rumania and Greece. Whilst other countries and other areas of Spain offer similar programmes, the Canaries even temperatures all year round should be an additional draw to holiday makers who don’t want to roast off-season elsewhere.

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pain overall saw an increase of 2.7 per cent in November, but the Canaries topped that with 4.7 per cent more foreign tourists than 2009. Overall, with the December figures yet to be filed, Spain enjoyed visits from 1.3 per cent more tourists than for the same period last year with over 50 million tourists crossing the border. In this same first 11 month period, the Canary Islands have seen 5.2 per cent more foreign tourists. The Canarian region was the most popular choice for foreign visitors in November, followed by Catalonia and Andalusia.

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SIBN

Irish links The Spanish Irish Business Network, formed over two years ago by the Department of Foreign Affairs, has a new newsletter. According to the SIBN, “This quarterly publication will keep you up-to-date on the latest SIBN news, current affairs and upcoming business and cultural events in Spain and Ireland. Our growing network of approximately 400 members, based primarily in Spain and Ireland, has its strongest following in Madrid but is also expanding rapidly in Barcelona, Bilbao, Málaga, Marbella, Valencia, Cáceres and beyond.” For more information check the DFA website, ww.dfa.ie/home/.

Electricity

Price of power New Year in Spain could start with an increase in the cost of electricity of 9.9 per cent. Prices rose in 2010 by 2.6 per cent in January and 4.8 per cent in October, but the latest auction in the sector saw a leap in costs. Those who have not already introduced power saving measures into their home are advised to do so. Consumer groups continue to call for a change in the way the sector’s prices are set.

Cost of living

Pension bonus

Spain’s pensions’ department is going to have to find an additional €2,500 million to cover cost of living rises in 2010. Over eight and a half million pensioners will receive a one-off payment at the end of January to offset the rise in the cost of living of 1.3 per cent and those on minimum pensions will see their income rise by 2.3 per cent.


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HouseCalls

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Dear Dr. De La Flor Dear Dr. De La Flor, My knees are giving me more trouble than usual. I’m not doing anything new to cause this. What can I do to fix it? Sincerely, Glen

Dear Glen,

Paraphrasing fashion designer Mar y Quant, we could say that “a man is also as young as his knees.” Whether you’re a weekend warrior or totally laid-back when it comes to exercise, knowing how to protect your knees from damage can mean the dif ference between a fulfilling lifestyle and longterm, strained mobility. Because they’re the main hinge between the ground and the rest of your body, the knees serve as your ‘wheels’ that get you around and allow you to be active. Life can really go downhill when you damage your knees. Here are some pitfalls you can avoid to make your knees last: Pay attention to pain: ‘No pain-no gain’ abounds and that’s one of the reasons mild injuries tend to become chronic. When the pain limits your ability to do what you normally do, you need to have it checked out. Rest becomes the first line of treatment. If your body is sending you signals, you need to listen to them. Stay lean: Ever y pound of body weight yields five pounds of force on the knee, so even 10 extra pounds can put a considerable load on any weight-bearing joint. Being over weight also increases your chances of osteoarthritis, a common and often disabling form of arthritis that wears away the knee’s cushiony cartilage. Apply moderation and prudence: Be wise and adjust your age to the level and intensity of exercise. Train the muscles around the knees. Weak muscles and lack of flexibility are primary causes of knee injuries. When the muscles around the kneecap, hip and pelvis are strong, it keeps the knee stable and balanced, providing support by absorbing some of the stress exerted on the joint. Building up the quadriceps and hamstring muscles, as

well as proper strengthening of the body’s core muscles, including the obliques, lower back muscles, and upper thigh are the best shield against injury and an assurance of great posture. Ask your GP for a list of exercises you can perform a few times per week. Best wishes.

Dear Dr. De La Flor, My mother had breast cancer, what symptoms should I look for when I do my exam? How accurate are mammograms? Sincerely, Wendoline

Dear Wendoline, There are several signs and symptoms of breast cancer. The most important ones to consider when you do your exam are: • A lump or thickening in or near the breast or in the underarm that persists through the menstrual cycle. • A mass or lump, which may feel as small as a pea. • A change in the size, shape, or contour of the breast. A blood-stained or clear fluid discharge from the nipple. • A change in the feel or appearance of the skin on the breast or nipple (dimpled, puckered, scaly, or inflamed). • Redness of the skin on the breast or nipple. • An area that is distinctly different from any other area on either breast. • A marble-like hardened area under the skin. When any of those are positive, make sure inform your GP. Regarding your second question, mammography is about 90 per cent accurate. Mammograms have improved the ability to detect breast abnormalities before they are large enough to be felt during a breast examination. However, it is possible for a mass to be felt but not appear on a mammogram. Because of this, your doctor should evaluate any abnormality that you feel when examining

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Stop Smoking

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Weight control

Christmas puds If you piled on the pounds over the holidays, don’t worry, you’re not on your own. The increase in consumption of fats, tobacco, alcohol and sugar over the feast leave us all with an average two and a half kilos more to carry around. So for the rest of the break experts advise that the feast days should be interspersed with fast days of fruit and vegetables if we wish to avoid a sharp rise in weight which can bring on heart problems, especially when added to the increase in exposure to tobacco, alcohol, sedentary days and late nights.

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Supplements

Brain power An American study in Nepal seems to indicate that supplements of iron and folic acid given to pregnant mothers increase their children’s intelligence.

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Parul Christian, expert in international health from the John Hopkins University explained, “iron is essential for the development of the nervous system”, and in the poorer countries iron deficiency is quite common with around 2,000 million people affected. When the iron is lacking at an early stage in the development of the child, it can affect the development of their nervous, biochemical and metabolic systems, fine motor skills and intelligence levels. The study looked at 676 schoolchildren whose mothers had taken part in a clinical trail supplying them with iron, folic acid and other nutrients during their pregnancy. These children showed higher levels of organisation and motor skills than their peers. The World Health Organisation estimate that half of the world’s pregnant women suffer anaemia due to iron insufficiency.

Infant obesity

Children’s clementines Almost half a million children in Valencia are to be induced to increase their consumption of clementines in 2011. It’s part of a health education project for the region’s three to 11 year olds. Each year a different healthy product is chosen and promoted in this way, improving the children’s eating habits and health and the agricultural sector’s income. The Canaries has one of the highest levels of child obesity in the country with 18 per cent of young people between two and 22 clinically obese and a further 32.8 overweight. Perhaps a similar campaign here wouldn’t go amiss?

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concentration. These secondary effects of the magnificent act of giving up smoking are the main reason why so many people fail and take up the habit again. Relief® is a leader in the anti-smoking market and uses laser on meridian points on the head and hands, and can help you to become a non-smoker in a fast, safe and economic way, provided of course that you have the willpower, conviction and determination to give up and live your life without nicotine. Relief® laser therapy works on two aspects: anxiety, and the habitual side of smoking. With only one treatment which takes just an hour and a half, it profoundly relaxes you, and endorphins are created which saturate the nicotine receptors. This saturation of the nicotine receptors reduces the

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Treatments in Tenerife are available only at the Hotel Golf Plaza’s Spa Atlantis. For more information in Spanish, go to www.sin-nicotina.com, or in German, www.relief.de. Visit the Spa Atlantis where English is spoken, and ask for more information, call 696 902 808 or email buil@sinnicotina.com.

Influenza

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usual withdrawal symptoms to a minimum. In the majority of cases, the craving for nicotine disappears after one treatment, and only 20 per cent of patients need a second session. Post-treatment care is offered for one year too, during which time you can have one more treatment free of charge if needed. Another of the symptoms suffered by those who give up smoking is that they put on weight. This can happen whether or not you eat more to replace the smoking habit, because your metabolism is slowed down by the lack of nicotine. In this case, you can opt for a further treatment stimulating additional points, which will act to accelerate your metabolism and eliminate the problem altogether. The Relief® system was founded in 2006 by John Nelsbach

in Germany, where it proved to be extremely successful. Since then, the system has been franchised and there are now more than 65 centres in Germany, Austria, Switzerland and Sweden alone. There are centres all over Spain too, including Tenerife. The Relief® method of treatment which applies soft laser to meridian points, uses no needles, is completely painless with no side effects and has been proven internationally to be successful. If you are determined to give up smoking, or have tried before, found it difficult without help and failed, it is time to try Relief®. You really need to want to quit the habit though – pressure from a partner, family member, work colleague, doctor or dentist is just not enough. This involves you and you alone. Be serious, be prepared, and plan the whole event for yourself. Plan for success.

C.C. Plaza del Duque Local B 23 (lower ground floor) Costa Adeje, Urb. Playas del Duque

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The European Centre for Disease Control have warned that flu cases are on the increase and seem to be attacking young people more as it is similar to a type of flu that most older people have already been in contact with. High levels are being registered in 18 countries and medium in Belgium, Ireland and Portugal with numbers in Spain just beginning to register. Low levels of vaccination over Europe are worrying experts and in Spain only 56.7 per cent of over 65s have been for their injection, far from the minimum 75 per cent recommended by the World Health Organisation. Flu is expected to hit between 10 and 15 per cent of the population and you still have time to get the jab at your local health centre.


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health directory

Health Directory Useful Vocabulary

Describing your symptoms

I have a pain (here) Tengo dolor (aquí) I have stomach ache Tengo dolor de estómago I have chest pain Tengo dolor en el pecho I have a sore throat Tengo dolor de garganta I feel sick Tengo nauseas I feel dizzy Tengo mareos I have a temperature Tengo fiebre I have diarrhoea Tengo diarrea I have cramps Tengo calambres I have sunburn Tengo quemaduras del sol I have something in my eye Tengo algo dentro del ojo I have difficulty breathing Tengo dificultad en respirar I am sick a lot Vomito mucho It itches Me pica I get pain when I pass urine Me duele cuando orino

Existing conditions I am allergic Soy alérgico(a) I’m diabetic// Soy diabético(a) Asthmatic Asmático(a) Epileptic Epiléptico(a) I’m pregnant Estoy embarazada I have anaemia/arthritis Tengo anemia/artritis I have high blood pressure Tengo hipertensión I have low blood pressure Tengo hipotensión

Emergency

DIAL 112 Emergency Single emergency line

Hospitals USP COSTA ADEJE HOSPITAL Urbanización San Eugenio, s/n, 38660 - Adeje Tels: • 922 752626 • 922 791 000 • 900 112 111 Hospital La Candelaria Carretera Del Rosario 145 Santa Cruz de Tenerife 922 602 000 hospitaldelacandelaria. com Hospital Universitario Carretera Cuesta-Taco San Cristobal de La Laguna (Tenerife), 922 678 000 www.huc.es HOSPITEN SUR Playa de Las Américas Arona-Tenerife Tel.: 922 75 00 22. Fax: 922 79 36 18 HOSPITEN C/ Pescadores, Edf. Discovery, Carretera Gral. La Cuesta. Taco 38108 La Laguna Tel.: 922 626240 Fax: 922 614355 HOSPITEN BELLEVUE C/ Alemania, 6 Urb. San Fernando. Puerto de la Cruz Tel.: 922 38 35 51 Fax: 922 37 03 12 HOSPITEN TAMARAGUA C/ Agustín de Bethencourt, 30 Puerto de la Cruz Tel.: 922 38 05 12 Fax: 922 38 08 50 HOSPITEN RAMBLA Address: Rambla General Franco, 115. 38001 Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Tel.: 922 29 16 00. Fax: 922 29 10 88 Hospital San Juan de Dios Ctra. Gral. del Norte, 53. Santa Cruz. Teléfono: 922 64 55 11 Fax: 922 64 93 52

We are the Smile Creators Dental surgery, implantology and periodontics Free bacteria test and painless elimination of same Qualified in France and USA South: C/ Amalia Alayón, 11, 1º D, Los Cristianos. Tel. 922 78 83 28 North: Plaza del Charco 6, 2nd floor, Puerto de la Cruz. Tel. 922 38 13 47

Physiotherapy PHYSIOTHERAPIST / OSTEOPATH Officially registered Nº967 Philippe Hoogstoel Home visits Tel: 677 818 661 English, Spanish, French, German spoken

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Gynaecology Dr Michael Theis Calle La Hoya 55 Puerto de la Cruz In the south on Saturdays at Hospital Las Americas Tel 922 370 897 Specialist in gynaecology

Gran Canaria Hospital Dr. Negrín

C/. Barranco de la Ballena, s/n. 35020 Las Palmas. Tel. 928 450 000 Fax: 928 449 100

Enter the website of the Federation of Canarian Chemists:

Clínica Salus Las Palmeras

Counselling Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) South:

Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday at 5.45pm, Friday at 11.45am. 1st Floor Apolo Centre, Los Cristianos (next to bus terminal).

630 478 448 (24 hrs).

M. Dr. Jorge Becerra Col. 3806773

Family doctor – Ultrasound – Home visits 24 hour service 14 years of experience in USA Also office in Plaza del Charco Puerto de la Cruz Please ring mobile

669 603 979

Mar de Siberia 1 Urb. Meloneras 35100 MaspalomasMeloneras Tel: 928 063 600

C/ Buganvillas 1 35100 San Agustín Las Palmas. Tel. (0034) 928 76 90 04 Fax: (0034) 928 76 12 48

Avda. de Tenerife, 24 Centro Comercial Kasbah Playa del Inglés Tel: 928 762 992

Home care or home help in your hotel or apartment from 1 to 24 hrs. Dementia care a speciality. Rates start at just €7. Tenerife Nursing and Care S.L.

Tel. 922 163 236 or 639 977 334

687 744 225

Tel: 922 714 225 • Fax: 922 724 130

C.C. Fañabé Plaza, Avda. Bruselas 2nd floor (in front of Hotel Jacaranda). Playa Fañabé, Costa Adeje, Tenerife Sur www.tenerife-dental.com

Fussengel Your home visits’ service • Chiropody • Manicure • Massages Call Claudia: 687 662 849

Avda Maritima del Sur 35016 Las Palmas. Tel: 928 444 500 Fax 928 444 288

Clínica Roca

and click on ‘farmacias de guardia’ at the top right of the page.

Emergency Phone Line (for Bank Holidays & Weekends)

Materno-Insular

The various chemists in the Canaries take it in turns in each area to make sure that there is access to medicine all over the islands.

www.fefarcan.com

FREE check-up and X-ray

Plaza Doctor Pasteur 35020 Las Palmas. Tel. 928 313 033

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fashion

Winter sales at Al Paradise

The Winter sales have begun at Al Paradise boutiques, exclusive to Tenerife, with several stores on the island, including their recently opened store in C.C. Martiánez, Puerto de la Cruz. Their stunning Autumn/Winter 2010/11 collection of timeless fashion for the stylish lady, is now available with amazing reductions, but only while stocks last!

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Pink outfit Blouse and skirt, sold separately. Each item was €49.99, reduced to €39.99, then to €29.99, now €19.99

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Items are available in sizes: S, M, L and XL, or 10 to 24.

You can find Al Paradise at: Parque Santiago III and IV, Playa de las Américas CC La Niña, Torviscas Bajo CC Fañabé Plaza C/La Hoya, Puerto de la Cruz

Light blue crochet bolero top with ties Was €54.99, reduced to €39.99, now €19.99

Turquoise dress Was €69.99, reduced to €49.99, now €29.99

Apple top with navy contrast bow around neckline Was €54.99, reduced to €39.99, now €29.99

Soon you will be able to buy online at:

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Al Paradise

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Celebrating 2010

Iniesta scores the wining goal in the World Cup Final Compiled By Clio O’’Flynn

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hat it was the worst of times won’t be disputed by many, but for some it was also the best of times, and here in the Canary Islands we experienced so many highs and lows that it’s hard to work out what the balance is at the end of the year. Weather played its part both at the start and the end of the year with violent storms and heavy rains taking their toll. While we may be more used than many to thinking about volcanoes, living as we do in a volcanic playground, there was a much wider appreciation of the kind of impact a volcano can have on our daily lives when the Eyjafjallajökull

volcano in Iceland decided to make itself known and began to send huge plumes of volcanic ashes high up into the sky. The media began to take note of what seemed like a quirky localised story when almost overnight the European skies were silenced, and practically all flights were grounded. The general public were confounded, confused, but initially simply bemused and accepting that there was quite simply nothing they could do and, apart from a somewhat drunken Scot at an airport interviewed for Sky TV News, which made the Youtube rounds very quickly, no-one blamed Iceland. Governments and local authorities, particularly in tourist zones such as ours, were quick to react, and it would appear that in general those stranded were fairly treated.

However public and business acceptance began to sour after a while, and people began to question whether authorities had been over cautious in banning all flights. But it has to be remembered that this diligence very possibly saved lives, though the expense to the airline industry was enormous, reckoned to have cost up to €130 million a day during the shut-down. Once the dust had settled though, the islands began to attract visitors again, and the end of 2010 should see a welcome increase over 2009 in tourist numbers. And some of those we welcomed were a touch more high profile than others, such as Mick Hucknall from Simply Red, the Beach Boys, Alejandro Sanz, Alicia Keys and 50 Cent from the world of music as well as Rowetta who was here on

more than one occasion. And rather spectacularly, Whitney Houston failed to show. Balthazar Garzon, probably Spain’s most well known judge internationally, was in Tenerife as a guest speaker at the inauguration of the Adeje summer school. Princess Letizia was

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also here, visiting a hospital in Gran Canaria, the TEA (Tenerife Art Space), and she presided over the V for Vida (life) awards and the handing over of the latest investigation grants from the AECC (Spanish national charity fighting cancer), a charity for which she accepted the nomination to be their honorary President. Royals of a different kind graced the pages of our newspapers when the annual Carnival queens were elected, and Tenerife’s crowned head was of particular interest, being 23year-old medical student Alicia San Juan-McNulty, mother from Belfast and father from La Palma. The other new Queen to visit our shores was the new and rather beautiful cruise liner, the Queen Elizabeth, which called at the Canary Islands

on her inaugural voyage. She was just one of an increasing number of cruise ships that are stopping off here, a tourism trend that will bring increased dividends for the islands if handled properly. The islands were also more than pleased to welcome two well known names in the field of food and retailing. Lidl finally opened many doors on the islands, having overcome bureaucratic hurdles to trade here, and are going from strength to strength, with new shops opening throughout the year. Another trade name to finally grace our shores was Primark, who have also cocked a snoot at the global recession, and with two shops now up and very successfully running in Gran Canaria are promising to move a possible opening in Tenerife up their priority list.


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Not so welcome was a group of visiting British soldiers who went on a drunken rampage in Lanzarote, wreaking havoc in a restaurant causing material damage and physical damage to a number of diners as well as sullying the name of the armed forces and British tourist. Their actions and arrest were the subject of many local and international headlines at the time. A few years ago we were inundated by journalists from the international media following the immigrant ‘patera’ crisis, but this year Tenerife was the subject of more welcome focuses as crews from a number of different independent British TV stations were here using the island as a location. A multinational team from The Discovery Channel were also

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here for over five weeks filming all over the island as part of their upcoming series, Reign of the Dinosaurs. Their choice of location was made thanks to the locally based Blackstone Film Company. Tenerife was also the focus of interest from environmentalists internationally with the opening of the world’s first bioclimatic village in ITER. Though they may not be dinosaurs, the tradition of the La Palma dwarves is steeped in history. Their curious dance takes place in the island’s capital once every five years, as part of the Bajada de la Virgen, and attracts visitors from all of the other islands, as well as crowds from all over La Palma itself. The secret of the dance is handed down from generation to generation, and

guarded closely, but how it’s done is quite irrelevant to those who attend the event and are charmed every five years by the very unique display, with younger audience members particularly enthralled. Theatre for children in South Tenerife was another welcome development in 2010, and at last it would seem the Magma Arte & Congresos centre is developing as a centre of culture for this part of the island. In conjunction with schools in the region the directors of the centre have been able to offer some excellent productions as well as two shows from the Moscow Ballet. In the Mare Nostrum Resort Carmen Mota brought us another fabulous show with Alma. The Magma was also the centre of fashion attention as the

location for the finals of the III International Young Designers competition, which was won by Margot Inés Ferreira Rosales, 34 yrs, from Uruguay. The event attracted a host of well known people from the world of fashion as well as all the local glitterati, who partied the night away in the Omm club in Playa de las Américas. If there was one event that had the world sitting on the edge of its collective seat it was football’s World Cup. Here in the Canary Islands, while many ex-pats followed their ‘home’ teams in the initial rounds, when it came to the crunch we were all ‘Español’ on the nights. Local interest was guaranteed even before La Furia Roja landed in South Africa by the inclusion of Gran Canarian David Silva and young


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31st December 2010 - 13th January :: BBC1 / BBC2 / ITV1 / Channel4 / Channel5 / Skysports1 / Skysports2

* At the time of going to press England looked set to retain the Ashes much earlier than expected. Therefore, Sky Sports programming is subject to change.

Soap > BBC1 / 11th January / 7:30pm

EastEnders

It is baby Tommy’s funeral, and as Kat and Alfie bid farewell to their son, a devastated Ronnie interrupts the wake with a shocking announcement.

drama > ITV1 / 13th January / 9.00pm

Kidnap &Ransom

First in a gripping three-part drama. Top hostage negotiator Dominic King is responsible for bringing Naomi Shaffer, a kidnapped businesswoman, home.

Dancing on Ice

Game Show

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hillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present a sparkling new series of the celebrity ice dance competition. Over 12 weeks, the stars and their professional partners will battle it out for viewer votes and the chance to be crowned 2011 champion. Skating legends Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean return as mentors to put the pairs through their paces, and this year the challenges will be tougher than ever. Eight couples perform on the first show, but only six will go through to the main competition.

sitcom>

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On the 15th anniversary of the muchloved series, Channel 4 dedicates the New Year’s Day prime-time schedule to one of its greatest comedic offerings in an evening celebrating Father Ted.

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31st December - 9.00pm 100 Years of the Palladium

Sir Cliff Richard and Andrew Lloyd Webber are among the stars sharing the gossip

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Football League Weekend 7:00 Speedway - 2010 Season Review 9:00 Greatest Fights 11:00 Abu Dhabi Tennis 2:00 World Championship Darts 5:00 Time of Our Lives Gary Newbon is joined by Keith Deller, Eric Bristow and Sid Waddell to talk about the year that Deller won the Embassy World Professional Darts Championship. 6:00 Take it Like a Fan The Sky Sports football quiz filmed at Premier League, Football League and SPL grounds. 6:30 The Sky Sports Years 7:30 World Championship Darts Day 13 of the World Darts Championship from Alexandra Palace in London 10:30 The Sky Sports Years 11:30 Ryder Cup - 2010 Official Film 1:00 The Sky Sports Years

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Aerobics: Oz Style NFL Football League Weekend Barclays Premier League Preview Take it Like a Fan Soccer A.M. Take it Like a Fan Ford Football Special West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United at The Hawthorns. Roberto Di Matteo has the Baggies playing attractive football this season. Premiership Rugby Union London Irish v Bath. Saturday Night Football Watford v Portsmouth. You’re on Sky Sports! Football First Football First Sarah-Jane Mee presents extended highlights of all of Saturday’s games in the Barclays Premier League Football First


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1st January - 5:05pm Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry, Hermione and Ron return for a third year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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IC TV GUIDE

/ Sunday 02/01/11

ITV1 / Game Show

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IC TV GUIDE

TV25

/ Monday 03/01/11

Five / Film

3rd January - 8.05pm Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Mike Myers returns as master spy Austin Danger Powers

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TV26

IC TV GUIDE

/ Tuesday 04/01/11 ITV1 / Travel

4th January - 8:00pm The Secret Mediterranean with Trevor Mcdonald Trevor McDonald embarks on a new travel series

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TV27

/ Wednesday 05/01/11

ITV1 / Documentary

5th January - 8:00pm The Unforgettable An affectionate tribute to Bob Monkhouse

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/ Thursday 06/01/11 Five / Film

6th January - 9.00pm S.W.A.T.

An elite policeman is demoted after refusing to betray his partner

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TV29

/ Friday 07/01/11

BBC1 / Drama

7th January - 9:00 Hustle

The team return ready to con society’s most greedy and part them from their hard-earned cash.

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IC TV GUIDE

/ Saturday 08/01/11 BBC1 / Entertainment

8th January - 7.00pm The Magicians

Prepare to be amazed as three of the world’s best magic acts team up

one 6:00 Breakfast 10:00 Saturday Kitchen 11:30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 12:00 BBC News 12:10 BBC London News 12:15 Football Focus 1:00 Great Edinburgh Cross Country 2:30 Darts 4:30 Final Score 5:10 BBC News 5:20 BBC London News 5:30 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson 6:00 Total Wipeout 20 crazy contestants throw themselves around the course in the hope of bagging the 10,000 pound first prize. 7:00 The Magicians Prepare to be amazed as three of the world’s best magic acts team up with three celebrities for jaw-dropping illusions and magic tricks with contemporary twists. 8:00 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton hosts the quiz show where five contestants compete to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win a big money jackpot 8:50 Casualty Despite her problems at home, Kirsty does her best to put on a brave face. But a tense confrontation between Adam and Warren has brutal consequences for her. 9:40 Come Fly with Me 80-year-old Hetty Wolf takes her first ever flight with Great British Air, husband and wife pilots Simon and Jackie sort out their marriage at 35,000 feet above Sweden, and Omar Baba, owner of lowcost carrier FlyLo, is forced to do something about the lack of life-jackets on his planes. 10:10 BBC News 10:30 National Treasure: Book of Secrets Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates seeks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. 12:25 Weatherview

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10th January - 7:00pm Emmerdale

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11th December - 9:00pm Taggart

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t was a great day thanks to the hard work of Brigitte, Gina, Karen and our very own Island Connections deputy editor, Sheila. And I must mention my copresenter Carlos, and artistes Rikky Porter from the Eagles Group, Johnny O’Connor, Carlos from Charisma, and Sallyann Smith who all performed beautifully and willingly. The event was broadcast live on air by the charming gang from Coast FM, who then relayed it to Atlantis Radio. It was a wonderful day, and work begins very shortly to prepare for the next one. Preparing for a brand new year can be a bit tricky mentally for some of us. We look back on past mistakes and vow to do better. For some of us, the glass is half empty but for others, it’s half full. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old

Happy New Year everyone

I’d like to start my year off by congratulating everyone who took part in the Walk for Life in December, whether walking, sponsoring or organising.

Katy is left somewhat breathless by the Swim for Life participants

year leaves. Some people are incurable romantics. For example, on New Year’s Eve, a lady stood up in a packed bar full of married couples, and banged on the table, saying “ I want every husband in this bar, on the stroke of midnight,

to be standing next to the one person who makes his life worth living. As the clock struck twelve, the barman was almost crushed to death. Of course not every man goes out with his wife on New Year’s Eve. One fellah

was staggering all over the pavement having had a drink or three and was stopped by the police. When asked where he thought he was going at four in the morning, the man said he was going to a lecture. “Who on earth gives lectures at this time of night?” the policeman asked. And the man replied, “My wife”. Two New Year resolutions still make me laugh. One was from a little lad in my class when I was teaching in the UK. The eight year olds put down their thoughts, and one lad wrote, “I resolve never to wet the bed again and blame it on my little brother.” The other was from a pal of my husband who resolved “never again to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” (I expect his long suffering wife was very grate-

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ful for that one.) This New Year’s Day, I woke up and patted myself on the back, and said a little prayer. “Dear Lord, so far today I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over indulgent and haven’t smoked even one ciggie or eaten a single Thornton’s chocolate. I’m very thankful for that and I hope you’re pleased with me. But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get up out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a great deal of help to start the year right.” I had vowed to get fit last year, and I really meant it, but then I remembered last New Year’s Day. I spent €400 on a gym membership and never lost a single pound. I was furious. I rang them up yesterday to complain that I’d had the membership a whole year and never lost an ounce. The cheeky girl on reception told me I had to meet them half way and actually go in. When I arrived, I stood trembling outside and spoke to my body. I said, “body, should we actually go inside and do some exercises?” My body growled

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back, “try it fatty and die.” But I was brave, and went in, and the first thing I saw was a large notice advising every member to wear loose clothes. I came straight out in disgust. Are they stupid? If I had any loose clothes, I wouldn’t need a gym. If God wanted me to touch my toes he’d have put chocolate on the ground instead of soil. To be honest with you, some days I feel very depressed, and the only thing that cheers me up is the thought that every single day, some good looking, skinny young thing in a leotard pulls a muscle doing aerobics. But I have made a New Year’s Resolution, and I can promise you I will keep it. I’ve made a list of all the things that were left unfinished last year. I vow, in front of you all, that I will finish every blinking thing on that list. So for posterity, here it is: • A box of Thornton’s chocolates • A bottle of red wine • A strawberry cheesecake • A box of After Eights • A Black Forest Gateau Pop in any time, I’d love to see you, but I can’t guarantee there’ll be much left to offer you with your cup of tea! So fat or thin, pretty or plain, wake up, read the obituaries, if you’re not in them, get up and have a wonderful day. *katykennedy@telefonica.net 616 110 930

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double gripe if I may, though related. First of all, in the panicky run up to Christmas I was thrilled to receive a fat brochure from a new toy shop, Toy Planet, in San Isidro. Great, near where I work, etc. So I went down at lunchtime just before the big day, and of course it’s closed for a three hour lunch break. I couldn’t believe it. Doesn’t open till 9.30, closes at 1.30 till 4….how do they expect us to get our shopping done and more to the point I think, how long do they think they can stay in business with this attitude, especially in the week before Christmas. I think Spain might have to wake up (pun intended)

to the fact the siesta-time is a thing of the past. The other thing to irk this week was also kiddie-related. I was delighted to see the latest Narnia film was to be shown in the Gran Sur in the original version (VO) – and as it’s PG listed so were my two kids. Although they both speak Spanish I like seeing films in English when I can, and I think it’s good for them. However when I realised that the only VO version was at 10pm at night I thought again. How ridiculous. Don’t they want families to go – and don’t argue that in Spain kids stay up later – surely the whole idea of having films in the original version is to encourage English speaking residents to go to the local cinema too. More than a bit of a let down. Maybe local businesses can make a new year’s resolution to be a bit more aware of the needs of their multi-national audiences and clients rather than paying just lip service to our existence…. Yours, E. L. Albert


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Tinerfeño and Barça player Pedro Rodríguez Ledesma in the team, but would he actually play? Many assumed trainer Del Bosque would only give the lad a run out if the team were cruising, but with a disastrous start in their opening game against Switzerland (of course the Swiss, including IC owner Joe Schacher saw the result from a different point of view, “you could hear my vuvuzela in La Gomera”) the manager decided to use all the talent at his disposal, and Pedro was quickly a first team choice, and lined out in both the semi-final and final, against Holland, for his side. Even the most disinterested were swept up in the tension of the night and the euphoria of the win, thanks to a magnificent goal by Iniesta in extra time,

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and the crowd went wild. A few days later there was more cheering as young Pedrito, as he was by now known all over Spain – landed back in Tenerife and was awarded Freedom of Tenerife and greeted by hoards of fans in Santa Cruz as well as his home town of Arico. And if that wasn’t enough footballing fervour, the World Cup itself was in the Canaries just a week or two later, first stop in its tour of the country’s provinces. We said goodbye to a few good friends as well in 2010. Ex Cabildo president Adan Martín finally succumbed to cancer, Lanzarote based Nobel literature winner José Saramago also passed away, mourned here and in his home country of Portugal. We also bid a very sad farewell to Maxine Adassa Herrera, who suffered from ALS

(amytrophic lateral sclerosis) and Jane Cath erine Wainwright who had fought breast cancer for over 10 years as well as being instrumental in starting the ‘Pink Day’ cancer charity events. We also lost Tom Hudson, known to his many friends as Champagne Charlie, who was a tireless worker for both the Island A.E.C.C. and ÁMATE charities and well known singer Joe N´Gale also left us. Politically we also waved adieu to the Partido Popular who resigned from their governing partnership with the Coalicion Canarias, leaving regional president Paulino Rivero to go it alone, but they’re quite sure they’ll be back come next year and the local elections in May. So prepare yourselves for a few months of flowery political promises and accusations and counteraccusations. Should make for an interesting start to 2011.

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1. Margot Ines Ferreira Rosales dress

2. 50 Cent 3. Stranded passengers in Tenerife

4. Rowetta 5. Las Palmas Carnaval 2010 6. Tenerife Carnaval 2010 7. Alicia San Juna McNulty, 8. Maxine Adassa Herrera and family

9. Alicia Keys 10. Alejandro Sanz 11. Icelandic-related delays 12. Baltazar Garzon 13. Pedro with Ricarod Melchio,

Eladio Morales 14. Fans celebrate World Cup win 15. Floods hit parts of the islands 16. The La Palma dwarves 17. The Discovery Channel in Tenerife 18. Pilar Parejo mourning Adan Martín 19. Children’s theatre at the Magma 20. Iter bioclimatic house 21. Crowds outside the first Canarian Primark 22. Carmen Mota’s latest show, Alma, 23. Victims of drunken British soldiers in Lanzarote 24. Mick Hucknall 25. The set for the opera Madame Butterfly 26. Princess Letizia in 27. Lidl opened 28. The Queen Elizabeth docks 29. A no-show, Whitney Houston 30. Tom Hudson aka Champagne Charlie 31. Eyjafjallajökull, that volcano

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27th Canary Islands Music Festival

he Canary Islands Music Festival was founded in 1985 and celebrates its 27th edition this year. It was originally designed to enrich the cultural programme of a region with a long tradition in classical music. Every year this festival brings the best orchestras, musicians and soloists to the islands, uniting hundreds of classical

music fans. A numerous cast of top artists have graced Canarian theatres during the festival’s many years, including Claudio Abbado, Riccardo Muti, Daniel Baremboim, Sir Colin Davis, Sir John Eliot Gardiner, Sir Simon Rattle, and soloists Mstislav Rostropovich, Krystian Zimmermann, Ivo Pogorelich, Vladimir Ashkenazy and Isaac Stern amongst others. Events in Tenerife will take place

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hil Crean is a Irish freelance photographer who lives in Playa San Juan, has lived, on and off, in Tenerife for many years and likes to travel. He is having his first exhibition in many years, in the Restaurant Juan Llanas in Playa de la Arena from Saturday 8th January, Sunday to Thursday from 12 noon and on Saturdays from 6pm. Closed Friday. Telephone 922 867658.

Tenerife events January 7 Russian National Philharmonic I January 8 Russian National Philharmonic II January 14 Nancy Fabiola Herrera, mezzosoprano, and Rubén Fernández Aguirre, piano January 15 Young singers: Florianer Sängerknaben January 15 Orquesta Sinfónica de Tenerife January 15 Trondheim Soloists January 20 Samira Tabraue, piano January 22 Pagagnini January 22 Wiener Symphoniker I January 23 Wiener Symphoniker II January 25 Orquesta y Coro de la Comunidad de Madrid January 26 Radio-Sinfonieorchester Stuttgart I January 27 Radio-Sinfonieorchester Stuttgart II February 5 Orquesta Sinfónica de Tenerife February 9 Orquesta Filarmónica de Gran Canaria February 10 Celso Albelo, tenor, and Rubén Fernández Aguirre, piano February 11 Les Musiciens du Louvre I February 12 Les Musiciens du Louvre II

Trondheim Soloists Canarian Music Festival 8.30pm

Produced by:

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To January 12 Cho-Parque de la Reina Cultural Centre (Between yesterday and today, a look at the past)

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at the Auditorium and Teatro Guimerá in Santa Cruz, Teatro Leal, La Laguna, Magma Arte y Congresos in Costa Adeje and the Paraninfo of the University of La Laguna. Events in Gran Canaria will take place at the Auditorio Alfredo Kraus and the Paraninfo of the University of Las Palmas, as well as the Conventions Centre in Meloneras.

February 12 Celso Albelo, tenor, and Rubén Fernández Aguirre, piano February 13 Royal Philharmonic Orchestra I February 14 Royal Philharmonic Orchestra II

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The Expo:

January 7 to February 14

Industry & art

he rector of the University of La Laguna and Victoria y Marcos González Cuenca from Las Chafiras SA company recently signed an agreement to hand over an exhibition space to the university’s fine art students. According to the head of the Fine Arts department, Alfonso Ruiz Rallo, “it’s a great practical step as students will be able to prepare themselves for the world of work”, showing and selling direct to the public, adding that they hope to have a programme of events up and running by March in the new gallery, Chafiras Tenerife Gallery.

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January 9 Russian National Philharmonic II January 10 Russian National Philharmonic I January 10 Trondheim Soloists January 16 Young singers: Florianer Sängerknaben January 16 Orquesta Sinfónica de Tenerife January 17 Nancy Fabiola Herrera, mezzosoprano, and Rubén Fernández Aguirre, piano January 22 Samira Tabraue, piano January 23 Pagagnini January 24 Wiener Symphoniker I January 25 Wiener Symphoniker II January 26 Orquesta y Coro de la Comunidad de Madrid January 27 Orquesta y Coro de la Comunidad de Madrid January 28 Radio-Sinfonieorchester Stuttgart I January 29 Radio-Sinfonieorchester Stuttgart II February 6 Orquesta Sinfónica de Las Palmas February 8 Orquesta Filarmónica de Gran Canaria February 8 Celso Albelo, tenor, and Rubén Fernández Aguirre, piano February 9 Les Musiciens du Louvre I February 10 Les Musiciens du Louvre II February 11 Royal Philharmonic Orchestra I February 12 Royal Philharmonic Orchestra II There will also be events in La Gomera (January 12, 20, 24 and 31), El Hierro (January 13, 19 and 26, February 1), La Palma (January 14, 21 and 27, February 2), Fuerteventura (January 9, 18 and 28, February 3), Lanzarote (January 8, 17 and 29, February 5) and La Graciosa (January 16 and February 4). For more up to date information, visit

www.festivaldecanarias.com

Planetary people Museum of Science and the Cosmos, 922 315265. The puppets Jors, Jars, Jurs and the Galigalitos and how the film was made.

The Whale:

Expo Orca

Lanzartoe

The Expo Orca that was housed in the Hotel Botánico in Puerto de la Cruz is in Lanzarote until January 20th, at the Aula Ambiental in Arrecife.


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seasonal food for all the family.

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Tollos

Olive oil can. www.lakeland.co.uk

(Serves 6)

Ingredients • One kilo tollos

• One small head of garlic

• One large tablespoon of the island saffron (azafrán) • One large tablespoon of cumin seeds

Garlic crusher

Easy use, easy clean. www.lakeland.co.uk

• One wine glass of olive oil

• One wine glass of wine vinegar • One whole red chilli pepper

• Two teaspoons paprika (pimentón dulce) • Salt

Preparation 1. Cut the strips of tollos into pieces and put them into soak in fresh water the night before you need them.

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t’s hard to believe what level of hunger first made man decide that a shark could make good eating, but several species are now consumed worldwide. One of the most popular in the Islands is the Galeorhinus galeus, the school, tope, soupfin or snapper shark, known here as cazón. It’s a hound shark growing up to two metres long, which is found in subtropical waters all over the world. Adult specimens are greyish above and white below, whilst the young have black markings along their fins, the school shark has an elongated snout with sharp blade-like teeth set in a large mouth. It’s diet consists

of fish, cephalopods (octupus, squid etc), shellfish, soft bodied marine invertebrates and echinoderms (starfish, sea urchins etc) and the meat makes excellent eating. Apart from our recipe for tollos which is made from the dried and salted strips of back meat, cazón also goes into the Andalusian bienmesabe, the fins are used for soup, the liver for squalene oil and the rest for fishmeal. Cazón can be found fresh, dried and salted and frozen. The dried tollos last very well in a normal pantry. Expect to pay around €6.50 for a kilo and remember that once they have been rehydrated the amount of fish available increases dramatically.

People peeler Ceramic vegetable peeler. www.lakeland.co.uk

2. The following day wash them well and place in a large saucepan, cover with water, bring to the boil and simmer on a low heat until the fish softens. 3. Remove most of the stock leaving about an inch in the bottom of the saucepan and remove from the heat. (The remaining water can be frozen to use as fish stock).

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4. Using a pestle and mortar, make a majado, crushing and blending the garlic, cumin seed, saffron, pimentón, chilli pepper and salt. When it is thoroughly blended, mix in the vinegar and oil and pour over the fish and stock. 5. Stir gently until it is mixed well, return to the heat for three or four minutes and serve.

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Taverna El Greco

Food fit for the Gods I

f the Gods of ancient Greece walk the earth still, they are surely present in Delphi. If they ever visited Tenerife, they would certainly head straight for the restaurant Taverna El Greco in the Safari Centre in Playa de las Américas. Gentle Greek music greets you as you stroll onto the ample terrace, plants, geometric designs on the glass friezes and large clay pots surrounding the patio posts add to the ambience and elegant heating units keep off the chill if needed. If you prefer to eat inside, you will find examples of Greek regional costumes, a selection of photographs of typical Greek scenes, a spectacular refrigerated display of the excellent cuts of meat available and the scent of natural charcoal from the open grill is in the air. We decided to start our Greek experience with a glass of Ouzo, the classic, aniseed flavoured Greek liqueur, whilst we checked out the menu and nibbled on home-made pitta breads with a light garlic mayonaise. With so many yummy options it took a while to choose, but we eventually settled on dolmades, baked cheese and olives to start, a rocket salad which had been recommended by a friend, followed by salmon and mousaka. Sourcing good Greek wines in Spain has been difficult and the Retsina is still on the way, but the waiter asked us what kind of wine we preferred, red or white, aged or young, full bodied or light etc. and eventually brought us a bottle of Nova, a Ribero del Duero wine which was perfect for our meal choice. The wine list also contains Frontos from Abona

(Tenerife) and examples from Penedes, Navarra, Rias Baixas, Somontano, Rioja, Cataluña, Rueda and Portugal as well as cavas and a Taittinger champagne for special celebrations. Slightly warm, fat olives, marinated in garlic, herbs and olive oil arrived at the table, reminding us of so many happy hours spent in tavernas all over Greece. The dolmades rice stuffed vine leaves - had a gently hint of herbs and were accompanied by a light and creamy lemon sauce and the baked feta came wrapped in foil to preserve the heat and flavours of the thinly sliced

tomato topping, virgin olive oil and a touch of green chilli which left a mildly spicy aftertaste on the tip of the tongue. Truly delicious. The salad was everything we had been promised and more. Young and tender rocket leaves, with sun dried tomatoes, onion, walnuts, grated parmesan and a subtle garlic dressing, it left one of the most spectacular flavours in the mouth of any salad we’ve ever tried. Mousaka was listed as one of the house specialities, along with Bifteki gemisto - a beef hamburger stuffed with

Chef Babis Gontevas

has designed a menu that offers the best of Greek cuisine with an authentic Greek flavour

feta cheese, Paidakia - grilled lamb chops, Moshari Fileto – tournedos of sirloin on a bed of wild mushrooms with a

creamy tarragon sauce, Pikilia el Greco – pork tenderloin, chicken breast, sirloin steak, shish kebab, lamb chops and three sauces, Chicken Fillet Mesopotamia – chicken breast rolled in bacon with bulgur, vegetables and hummus and a T-bone steak of around 700 grams. The mousaka well deserved its place on the specials list. All too often this dish can be stodgy and too oily, but there was no sign of that here. Light layers of potato, aubergine and minced beef interspersed with a creamy béchamel and topped with grilled melted cheese disappeared rapidly down the little red lane leaving a hint of nutmeg and a gentle peppery aftertaste. The salmon was melt-in-themouth fresh and served on a bed of warm sliced potatoes, sun dried tomatoes, feta cheese and spring onions and dusted with chives. From the dessert menu, we couldn’t resist the baklava a melding of flaky Filo pastry filled with a sweet syrup and spiced dried fruit and nut paste which left a lingering cinnamon flavour. To round off a superb meal, a Jamaican coffee from the long list of liqueur coffees on offer and an espresso with

Taverna El Greco

SaFARI cENTRE open: every day 6.30am- 11pm From 12.30 over the holidays

Table Reservations :

922 793 227

a Metaxa seven star brandy. The restaurant attracts an international clientele, warmly and efficiently served by an international staff. Chef Babis Gontevas from Ioannina in the Greek north western province of Epirus has designed a menu that offers the best of Greek cuisine with an authentic Greek flavour and although this is an exclusive restaurant district, prices were from just €4.20 for starters and €8.25 for main courses. They open all year round every day and although normal hours are from 6.30pm to 11pm, they will be opening from 12.30 pm over the Christmas and New Year holiday period. This recently opened restaurant is becoming increasingly popular and very busy, even in these difficult times, and you are strongly recommended to book to avoid disappointment – 922 793 227.

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Restauration

Restaurant Biblioteca

Deliciously healthy I

n La Camella, Arona, in South Tenerife, there’s a restaurant that is somewhat unique on the island. Persian Hossain Soravi has created an eating establishment which combines modern and antique, predominantly wooden in terms of interiors, all ‘made in Iran’, creating an extremely pleasant atmosphere indeed.

Tasty, healthy & traditional

“I wanted to create something different, special”, said Hossain, “a place where you could well believe you were in one of Europe’s leading cities, Madrid, Barcelona, London, Paris, Berlin or Paris, and at the same time feel and smell and sense the Orient, in particular Persia, during your visit. Biblioteca offers a range of Oriental specialities as well as great European dishes. Try a suberb Duck in Nut and Pomegranate sauce accompanied by aromatic Basmati rice (Iranian wedding rice). Taste the quite delicious Iranian sesame bread and a variety of other starters. Take note though, as this house speciality is prepared from scratch, three hours notice is needed by the kitchen to prepare it to your total satisfaction. No microwaves, no deep fat fryers, just great food pre-

pared in a very healthy traditional manner. The tradition of Persian cooking is handed down over thousands of years and relies heavily on the use of fresh herbs. Why not try a hot Cous-Cous salad with lamb fillet, prepared with rocket, lettuce, spring onions, basil, dill, mint, parsley, etc. You can choose from 15 different kinds of salads, such as Kéfir (akin to yogurt), Sesame, hot salads with prawns, turkey breast, pork steaks or lamb fillet, all the latter served with home made Kéfir-based sauces, using yogurt, turmeric, curry, olive oil, or alternatively a sauce based on fresh orange or lemon juice. The restaurant is open, Monday to Sunday, from midday to 11pm, and you can find out more on their web page, http://www.cafebiblioteca. es or contact them on 922 728270.

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Thai Botánico

By our Galloping Gourmet

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was delighted to see news of the opening of the new Thai restaurant for the south of Tenerife, The Thai Botánico.

On a personal level, I was very excited to get the task of trying the food and reviewing this particular restaurant as, when I was younger, I spent many months travelling the beautiful country of Thailand. Some of my best memories are of the amazing food I was lucky enough to try whilst on my travels. One of the first things that strikes you as you enter the Thai Botánico is the absolutely stunning terrace area. To complement the exceptionally comfy furniture, there is a beautifully rich mixture of lush plants and bamboo and a collection of amazing decorative pieces all the way from Thailand, Vietnam and Bali. These include, stone Buddhas,

mirrored statues and sculptured waterfalls containing images of Buddha - giving a real feel of being in a restaurant perched on a hillside in Thailand. The interior is simply stunning, a three metre high Buddha stands dominant over the dining room next to a floor to ceiling wine cabinet containing wines from across the globe. Sumptuous furniture, subtle lighting, creating a warm inviting atmosphere and a perfect blend of natural stone, wood and glass, elevate your entire dining experience. There is the superb, friendly service, which those that have tried Neil Ng´s Slow Boat or any of the other venture restaurants will be all too familiar with. You will also find a large glass wall showing the very well lit, impeccably clean kitch-

en where I could see the Thai chefs at work. What’s best, I am very happy to report, that that the food is every bit as good as the food I enjoyed so much while on my travels in Thailand. Every ingredient seems to stand out individually, yet at the same time complement each other perfectly. Lydia, our waitress, was fan-

tastic, she advised me on what dishes to try and how the spice level of every dish can be changed to suit your specific taste, which was great news for me as I have never been able to take spice very well. The chefs got my Thai green curry absolutely perfect, the chicken was tender with just a hint of chilli registering on

my lips without overpowering the delicate flavours in the food. I tried a variety of dishes starting with their Tom Yam Soup, which was deeply fragrant yet so light and the Phadthai which, being Thailand’s national dish was a personal benchmark for me, and I can happily say that it was just as good as when I was on my travels. What really struck me was the real individuality of every dish. There are many of the same herbs and ingredients which go into a lot of the different Thai dishes and you would expect the some of the dishes to taste similar, however at The Thai Botánico every dish seems to have its own distinctive and delicious taste. The Thai Botánico is the newest addition to Venture Restaurants, which already includes Teppenyaki and Bianco

at Safari, Bianco Duo in Los Cristianos and Restaurant 88 in La Caleta. It is a joint venture between Robert Ng owner of Venture Restaurants and his brother Neil Ng, owner of the famous Slow Boat restaurant in Puerto Colón. The two of them combined have over 35 years experience in running some of the most popular and successful restaurants on the island and Thai Botánico is a demonstration of all of that experience and more. This is a unique dining experience in itself, finally there is there is a great authentic taste of Thailand in south Tenerife for us all to enjoy The Thai Botánico is located upstairs in the ever popular Safari shopping centre. Whether it be a light lunch or a an evening feast Thai Botánico is a definite must for tourists and residents alike For reservations, please call: 922 797 759


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Gran Canaria REYES MAGOS / THREE KINGS

January 5, from 5 pm, the arrival of the Reyes Magos (Three Kings) in various towns and villages followed by a procession January 6, bank holiday

MUSIC

January 13, 8.30 pm, Antonio Orosco. CICCA, Las Palmas. €20

FESTIVAL DE MÚSICA DE CANARIAS

January 7 to February 27. Classical music festival. More information at www. festivaldecanarias.com Auditorio Alfredo Kraus, Las Palmas www.auditorioalfredokraus.com January 9, 8.30 pm, Orquesta Filarmónica de Rusia conducted by Vladimir Spivakov with Leonard Elschenbroich (violin cello) January 10, 8.30 pm, Orquesta Filarmónica de Rusia conducted by Vladimir Spivakov with soprano Anna Netrebko and baritone Edwin Schrott January 13, 8.30 pm, Martin Haselbök (organ) and Jordi Doménech (contra tenor)

SCENIC ARTS

Teatro Pérez Galdós, Las Palmas www.teatroperezgaldos.es January 6 to 21, Chicago, the musical Teatro Cúyas, Las Palmas www.teatrocuyas.com January 2, 7 pm and January 4 and 7, 6 pm, La Lengua del Dragón, a musical about the enchanted castle, by the Compañia Clapso January 14, 8.30 pm, January 15, 12 noon and January 16, 6 pm, El Circo de La Mujer Serpiente by Ananda Dansa Escuela de Circo MSB, Vecindario: January 2, 6.30 pm, Christmas circus. €8 Sala Insular de Teatro, Las Palmas: January 7 to 9, Puppet Festival: El baño de las esponjas by compañía Bolina and Bambo. Friday 6pm, Saturday and Sunday 12 noon and 6pm. Suitable for children over 5 years. €5

EXHIBITIONS

To January 7, photos: Diez by Pruden Torres. Cafeteria El Expreso, Vegueta, Las Palmas To January 7, Lola Massieu. Fundación Mapfre Guanarteme, Arucas

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To January 9, videos and photos: Bipolar. CAAM, Las Palmas To January 10, exhibition by students of the UP de Moya. Casa de la Cultura, Moya To January 11, photographic contest: Islas del Mundo. Gran Canaria Espacio Digital, Las Palmas To January 12, La Caja Chica, animated puppets by Román y Cía To January 16, Pedro Garhel. Retrospectiva. CAAM, Las Palmas To January 21, Negro. African art. Casa África, Las Palmas To January 31, Sombras nada más by conceptual artist José Rosales and poet Sergio Domínguez-Jaén. To February 28, El cerebro, la gran cepa azul. Museo Elder, Las Palmas

OTHER EVENTS

January 2, 10 am to 8 pm, craft and commercial fair. C/Miguel Hernández, Moya January 2 to 5, 10 am, 16th Craft Fair, Parque de San Telmo, Las Palmas To January 7, Nativity scene sculptured in sand. Las Canteras, Las Palmas

SPORT & NATURE Trekking: Local councils in various areas of the island organise guided treks and other open-air activities. For more information, call UPNature, Guanarteme 928 270084 or 928 473265, Arucas 928 621754, Maspalomas 928 764201, Tablero 928 140640, Mogán 928 158805, Aldea de San Nicolás de Tolentino 928.891.252 or www. alberguelaaldea.com, or Valleseco 928 618740. Archaeology Guided visits to the principal digs in the island: Bentayga (Tejeda), Cenobio de Valerón (Guía) etc. For more information 928 219 229.

MARKETS

Arguineguín: Tuesday Gáldar: Thursday Mogán: Sunday Puerto de Mogán: Friday Telde: Saturday Terór: Sunday Vecindario: Monday & Wednesday – all 8am to 2pm. Playa del Inglés: Every day except Sunday, 7.30 to 11.30pm. Las Palmas Rastro: Sunday 8am to 2pm, bus station.

REYES MAGOS / THREE KINGS

January 5, the arrival of the Reyes Magos (Three Kings) and procession in most towns. Santa Cruz: 5 pm, Heliodoro Rodríguez López Stadium to city Los Cristianos: 7.15 pm, port to Cultural Centre Adeje: 5 pm, football ground to Calle Grande (7.30pm) January 6, bank holiday

FESTIVAL DE MÚSICA DE CANARIAS

January 7 to February 27. Classical music festival. More information at www. festivaldecanarias.com January 7, 8.30 pm, Orquesta Filarmónica de Rusia conducted by Vladimir Spivakov with soprano Anna Netrebko and baritone Edwin Schrott January 8, 8.30 pm, Orquesta Filarmónica de Rusia conducted by Vladimir Spivakov with Leonard Elschenbroich (violin cello) January 12, 8.30 pm, Martin Haselbök (organ) and Jordi Doménech (contra tenor)

MUSIC & SCENIC ARTS Auditorio de Santa Cruz www. auditoriodetenerife.com To January 2, Chicago (musical). €30 to €50 January 8, 7.30 pm, concert commemorating the 200th anniversary of Chopin. €8 Espacio Cultural El Tanque, Santa Cruz: January 14, 15, 21, 22, 28 and 29, Refinado: La cruda historia. A multidisciplinary show about the history of the refinery and Santa Cruz from the 1930s, directed by Carlos Belda Teatro Guimerá, Santa Cruz 922 53 December 17 and 18, El Pisito Teatro Leal, La Laguna www. teatroleal.com. Tel: 922 255 141 January 15, 12 noon and 6 pm, La Lengua del Dragón, a musical about the enchanted castle, by the Compañia Clapso Cultural Centre, Los Cristianos: January 2, 9 pm, New Year concert by classical orchestra Divertimenti performing La Noche de Broadway. Conducted by Colin Price with soloist Adán Martín. Limited space, entry free

LIONS CLUB EVENTS Arona, Las Galletas, Costa del Silencio:

Rosa Hernández Exhibition

Second Sunday of the month: barbecue with entertainment at Coral Mar Square Last Sunday of the month: buffet and entertainment at Habla Habla, Las Galletas. Cath 629 506 882. The Lions shop in the Apolo Center is open Mon to Fri 11am to 3pm. The Costa del Silencio shop is open Mon to Fri 11am to 2pm. Donations of clothing, books, bric-a-brac etc welcome. Ken Sadler 670 647 765.

EXHIBITIONS TEA: January 21 to April 10, Arterias Visuales, five artists or groups can create their works while visitors watch and interact. To apply, visit www.teatenerife. com To January 6, El silencio de los objetos. Sala C To January 31, Si Quebro El Cántaro, focusing on child abuse. Sala A To February 13, El cuerpo inventado. Sala A To October 16, Nessun Dorma by Laura Gherardi Santa Cruz: To January 8, El retrato español en El Prado. Works by Tiziano, Antonio Moro, El Greco, Velázquez, Goya and Soroll among others. Espacio Cultural de CajaCanarias To January 11, paintings, Calidoscopio, by Tomas García Mesa. Cabildo Library, Avda Islas Canarias No. 4 To January 16, Socius by Adrián Alemán. Museo Municipal de Bellas Artes To February 28, Música de archivo. Archivo Histórico Provincial, Comodoro Rolín 1 La Laguna: To January 9, photograph collection, Aqua Seca, by Miguel Ángel Roldán. Sala Mustelier del Patio Canario To January 22, collection: Por eso, y muchas cosas más, ven a Stunt esta Navidad. Galería de Arte Stunt To February 25, sculptures:

La evolución de las especies by Rosa Hernández. Chafiras Tenerife Gallery La Orotava: To January 6, Hipercolectiva. Sala Aperitivos Visuales, La Orotava La Guancha: To February 27, Arte, devoción y fortuna. American silverware in the western Canary Islands. Santo Domingo Cultural Centre South, cultural and civic centres: To January 7, photos: Un viaje en el tiempo. Cabo Blanco To January 12, photos: Entre el ayer y el hoy: una mirada al pasado. Cho-Parque de la Reina To January 19, photos: Lenin, resumen de anécdotas 5. Las Galletas To January 18, paintings by Mary Andreu, Los Cristianos

OTHER EVENTS January 2, 5 pm to 9 pm, Día del Niño, late shopping and street entertainment, Los Cristianos January 3, 5 pm to midnight, late evening shopping with street entertainment, Las Galletas January 4, 5 pm to 8.30 pm, late evening shopping with storytelling and chocolate. Cabo Blanco January 4, 4 pm to 8 pm, Festive evening with workshops, storytelling and theatre. Plaza César Manrique, Adeje January 5, 10 am, Mercadillo Solidario (charity market), Plaza Cruz del Llano, Adeje To January 5, MerKarte 2010 (art market). Casa Viña Norte, La Laguna January 3 to 7 (except 6th), workshops for children aged 5 to 12 years. Museo de la Naturaleza y el Hombre, Santa Cruz. More info: 922 535816 To January 9, Parque Infantil y Juvenil Tenerife (PIT). Fun and entertainment for all the family with a Wild West theme. Recinto Ferial, Santa Cruz To January 10, Isla de Hielo, ice skating rink, Plaza de España, Santa Cruz To April 14, 8 pm, Canarias Folk Fest Arona. Music and processions, Thursdays: Los Cristianos Paseo Marítimo. Fridays: Las Galletas. Saturdays: Playa de las Américas

Failte fun walks

Stretch your legs every Friday morning with Failte. Meet outside the Hotel Gran Arona in Los Cristianos for a trek over Guaza mountain followed by refreshments. Wear stout shoes, meet friends and get some exercise. New faces always welcome. More information from Tony on 628 689 306.

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Museums & Theatres Tenerife Auditorium Tenerife www.auditoriodetenerife. com Santa Cruz- Tel.902 317 327 Guimerá Theatre www.teatroguimera.es Santa Cruz - Tel.902 364 603 CajaCanarias Cultural Centre www.canarynet.com Santa Cruz - Tel.922 471 000 Museum of Science & Space www.museosdetenerife.org La Laguna -Tel.922 315 265 Museum of Nature & Archaeology www. museosdetenerife.org Santa Cruz - Tel.922 535 128 Tenerife History Museum www.museosdetenerife. org La Laguna -Tel.922 825 949/43 Anthropology Museum www.museosdetenerife.org La Laguna -Tel.922 546 300 Casa Lercaro La Laguna -Tel.922 82 59 49

Gran Canaria Cuyás Theatre www.teatrocuyas.com Pérez Galdós Theatre www.teatroperezgaldos.es

K9 & Friends of the Animals K9 car boot sales • First Sunday of every month / 8am to 12 noon Happy Days, Costa del Silencio. • Second Saturday of every month/ 9am to midday. Nearly new sales, Outside Shimmers Bar, Callao Salvaje • K9 also have a stall on the Playa San Juan market every Wednesday, and Alcalá every Monday, from 9am to 2pm. • For more information call Pat the Cat on 608 121081. The Friends of the Animals car boot sale • Last Sunday of every month at Tipsy Terrace, Los Gigantes from 8am to midday. • They now have a good as new shop next to the Medical Centre in Playa de la Arena, open 10am to 6 weekdays and 10am to 2 Saturdays. • A constant supply of goods is needed. Any full collection boxes, call Hazel on 667 638468 or Pat the Cat on 608 121081. www. k9tenerife.com. Email: info@k9tenerife.com

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Fun and funds K9

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he K9 Christmas Dinner/Fundraiser was held at James Brassiere at Island Village on Friday 10th December. A total of 75 patrons attended and were entertained by Aidy Evans, Cy Benson and Avril Taylor with the odd corny joke thrown in by Mikey!

The carvery meal was excellent as usual, with the catering and bar staff attentive and cheerful. The drinks were also very reasonably priced. There was the tombola hosted by Pat, calendar and card sales from Neal, guess the number of sweeties from Hazel and Joanne, with Glenn, Shelley and Kelly taking care of the raffle and bingo. Guests had been invited to bring along a treat, or biscuits, or tinned food for the dogs and cats at the kennels; this generated a fantastic response, so many woofs and miaows from the four legged guys at the kennels. One of the highlights of the evening was the presentation to Richard Sims for his long and outstanding contribution

Pets Portrait

to K9 spanning 18 years. Richard has been based at the Torviscas and Los Cristianos weekly markets, getting up at 5am three days each week to man his bookstall. A truly dedicated volunteer. Many tourists are not aware of the neglected and abandoned dog problem that plagues Tenerife, until they come across the graphic photographs on the stall. Fortunately there are also pictures taken of the same dogs some time later, having been re-homed or recovered at the kennels. Richard has now decided to semi-retire, attending his stall just once a week at Torviscas. Many thanks to all those who contributed 28 fantastic raffle prizes, the artistes who gave generously of their time, and to the patrons who supported the event by attending and ‘splashing the cash’. In total, €834 was raised which will go some way towards the feeding and care of the 90+ dogs and cats at the K9 refuge.

Solidarit y

Elsie and Elsie

K9 and Wingate’s Christmas donations

At the end of the school term, on December 16th, Wingate Juniors made another donation of €530 to K9. This money was raised in a wide variety of ways by the children and their parents.

A further donation of €600 was also presented to the K9 President, Mrs Elsie Clinton-Leslie, by a Year 7 student, Elise Sawyer - who had successfully collected this fantastic amount of money by fund-raising from home by organising sales and competitions since September. Elise is obviously to be congratulated on all her hard work on behalf of K9 ! Both Wingate Juniors and Elise will, in the future, continue to support K9, as they are still desperately short of funds and assistance in running their animal refuge in Aldea Blanca in San Miguel.

Cleaning .....

Cats and their ears C

leaning your cat’s ears and ensuring that they are free of wax or dirt is extremely important for his health, especially for outdoor cats who are exposed to more infections and parasites than those who remain indoors.

Solidarity

Look out for this lovely dog at next year’s walk for life as he’ll be carrying a bucket for donations.

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6 mins from San Isidro Only 10 € per day Collection and return Service available For rates and availability phone Alan or Lesley on 680 278 254 or 922 772051 after 5pm

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We have rental property in The Palms and Island Village and welcome you and your small dog for long term contracts.

Call for availability 922 715 030 or Nicola 619 121 058

If your cat’s ears do need to be cleaned, the procedure needs to be done with care and lots of affection, as this will not be one of their favourite activities. You can obtain an ear cleaning fluid, specially produced for cats, from your veterinary clinic. Invite your cat to sit on your knee and give him plenty of affection first. Do not allow him to see the strange bottle of fluid as you open it. The procedure will

be less upsetting for your furry friend if you warm the bottle for a while in your hands before you place some drops in his ear. Next, you need to massage the base of the ear for about 30 seconds, and then dry the area with a soft cloth, using very little pressure. Repeat the process for the other ear. Many humans owned by cats think it is a good idea to put a bell on the cat’s collar, thus warning birds, mice and other prey of the feline’s presence. However, as a cat’s sense of hearing is acute and highly developed, you can imagine how annoying this must be for them. If you can avoid putting a bell on your cat’s collar, he will be much more comfortable.

Loro Parque

Happy birthday Puerto de la Cruz’s Loro Parque, celebrated its 38th birthday in December. It started

solely as a parrot park on just 13,000 square metres of land but the installations now cover 135,000 square metres and house, apart from the biggest parrot reserve in the world, dolphins, sea lions, gorillas, chimpanCelebrating 38 colourful years zees, penguins, a large and varied aquarium and four majestic killer whales among many other animals. Over 40 million people have visited this zoological theme park since 1972 enjoying the diversity of the flora and fauna and the shows they have to offer and the park is now considered one of the most respected zoos in the World as well as an important draw for Tenerife tourism. So a Happy Birthday to one of Tenerife’s ‘must-see’ attractions.

Looking ahead

Message from Live Arico

“All of us at Live Arico would like to sincerely thank everyone who has helped and supported us in 2010. Bars who hold benefits, our shop volunteers, kennel workers, all of you who help in little ways – it all comes together and keeps things ticking along. We have finally moved the dogs to better premises this year and although there is still much work to do as and when finances allow, we really feel that we are getting somewhere – at last. We wish you all the very best of seasonal compliments, and a prosperous 2011”

Live Arico

Rover’s little helpers!

Clever combination and a great idea – during the very busy Christmas shopping days Iceland and Live Arico teamed up, with shoppers able to have their bags packed at the till by volunteers from the Live Arico dog refuge, with a bucket for donations beside the till. So less bother for the customers, the tills moved faster, the turn over for the shop benefits as do the rescued dogs. A win-win-win situation.

Packing them in - Live Arico volunteers at Iceland


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Cars For Sale:  Ford Fiesta 1.4 l, Air Con., CD, Radio with Bluetooth, Year 2005, ITV 06.11, Price € 4500, Tel. 630 531 568  BMW 740i (E38), 1997, Spanish plates, 8 cylinder engine, 296 HP, fully equipped with television, GPS navigation, on-board computer, BMW telephone, satellite, steering wheel, electric windows and mirrors, heated electrical front seats, remote control, BMW alarm system, good condition, 1 year ITV, €5,000. 922 749 660 or 606 635 630  Citroën C3. 1.1 litres. 38000kms. Year: 2005. Petrol. Doors: 4. Price: 4900€. Tel: 922309265  Citroën Saxo. 1.1 litres. 123000kms. Year: 1998. Petrol. Doors: 2. Price: 1100€. Tel: 650682484  Rover 75 V6. 2.5 litres. 86700kms. Year: 2001. Petrol. Doors: 4. Price: 8995€. Tel: 609479148

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Canaries & British Aluminium Systems S.L. A British owned company - Established in Tenerife 1992 VISIT OUR COMPREHENSIVE SHOWROOM "See the best display in Tenerife" We manufacture, supply and fit: All types of doors and window systems, insect screens, mirrored wardrobes, balcony screens and partitions. All types and sizes of gates, electric, manual and telephone entry etc. Garage doors, louvered shutters, fixed or adjustable louvers, pergolas, balustrades, cupboards, roofing, mobile roofs (manual or electric),extensions, conservatories, shower screens and cubicles, tiling, building. All types of glass mirrors. Security shutters, high security locks and glass. Take advantage of our free security survey.

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 Las Galletas, Lucy, hour glass figure, very loving, all services, oh yes!!, 697 394469  Black beautiful lady, slim, 32 years, all services and massages, come to visit me 24 hours in my private apartment, I speak Spanish and English, www. modeloscanarias.com/larissa 608 285035

 BMW M3. 3 litres. 111000kms. Year: 2001. Petrol. Sun Roof. Doors: 2. Price: 42000€. Tel: 679981420

Bluetooth, phone charger, 6 cd reader, car accessories, jump leads, light bulbs, 120,000 km, ITV and up-to-date service (with the approved garage), 4 new Pirelli tyres (2 months old). Always housed in garage, well looked after. Price €10,000 negotiable. Call 670 760 859 or mail cappuccetto9@hotmail.com

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Situations Vacant

Classifieds deadline

The deadline for edition 634, which is published on 14th January, is Tuesday 4th January at 5pm. No classifieds will be taken after this date.

Job Vacancy in an established waste management and recycling company based in the South of Tenerife. Position available for a marketing professional. Job entails negotiating new contracts with Hotels and catering companies. Must speak Spanish and English and have own transport. Excellent pay structure. Please send CV to: info@reciclarcanarias.com

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Promotions company with more than 10 years experience in selling attractive, high quality products in Tenerife markets, 5 star hotels and superstores is looking for open minded full/ part time promoters, who like to present and sell in live promotion. No selling experience is required. Contract + Social Security + fixed salary + commission is guaranteed. Feel free to contact us for further information. Office 922 781548, fax 922 781548, 629 493799

New Year, New Career Even in the current economic climate we need extra help in order to fulfil our customers needs... We require the best in the marketplace. Have you got what it takes? Our media group has traditionally led the field and will continue to do so by hiring the best and remunerating them accordingly.

Edif. Cristian Playa, C/ Amalia Alayón 28, Los Cristianos. In front of CEPSA PETROL STATION, 1st floor above BAZAR BELLO

Advertising Consultants (Gran Canaria, Lanzarote, Fuerteventura, Tenerife, La Palma, La Gomera)

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British Lawyer Tel. 0034 922 796744 • Mob. 0034 699 755157 C/María Amalia Frias. Edif. Corina, Local 2. Los Cristianos www.tenerifelawyer.com • info@tenerifelawyer.com

If so then you could be what we are looking for. Media experience would be an advantage, but not essential as training will be given.

PRESTIGE SUN BLIND COMPANY

If you would like to apply for any of the above positions, send your CV, two references, an up-to-date photo and covering letter to director@ic-news.com • henrycruz@ic-news.com • Fax: 922 79 58 10

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- a company specialising in traditionally made quality food products - is looking for a professional sales representative. The ideal candidate should speak English and Spanish fluently. An excellent commission based package is offered to the right person. For more details telephone 922 167 044

Our in House Sales Department are looking for Motivated Sales Consultants Experience is not essential as full training will be given. Ideal candidates will be aged between 20 - 55, possess an outgoing personality, and be customer focused, honest and ethical in their approach. Please apply by email to: Martin Bacon (Kipper) martin.bacon@ grandholidaysclub.com Or alternatively telephone Martin on 626 834 434

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Daniela Herzberg & Roger Keller are based in the south-west of Tenerife. They both are certified Feng Shui and Chinese Astrology consultants and Cosmic Healers and work and teach in Tenerife and Germany. Their comprehensive knowledge about Feng Shui, Chinese Astrology and the five elements is a result of their work with Derek Walters, one of the most respected Feng Shui masters in the world. They have published several books about Chinese Astrology and how to increase your health and vitality with the five elements, with recipes from all over the world.

Rat (1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008) If you’re in a loving relationship, express your romantic side over the holiday break, and you’ll renew or strengthen those vital emotional ties. Ox (1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009) Your social schedule will be excitingly brimming. Parties and intimate gatherings at home are especially favoured. Take things slowly, as rushing will cause delays and muddles. Tiger (1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010) Friendly get-togethers and family fun will brighten your aura. Engage with the seasonal energies and life will be fun. Chill and persevere. Rabbit (1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011) The holiday season will give you a chance to pay attention to your special people. Take it easy and don’t try to fit too much in. Many Rabbits will receive news from someone from their past. Dragon (1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000) Some Dragons will take a post Christmas break or holiday. Make it quiet and calm and you’ll return refreshed and ready to face the challenges of the New Year. Snake (1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001) Until the month’s end, make a vow not to lend or borrow money, as it could negatively affect your financial future. Make sure you take enough time to relax with family and friends. Horse (1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002) This is a time when it would be best to express yourself. Single Horses will attract some loving attention, but be sure anyone new is what you want before you turn on your charm. Sheep (1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003 Many Sheep will be offered extra work or business opportunities. Even if they’re short term, you’ll benefit. There might be travel for someone close or a visit far away. Monkey (1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004) Sporting events, competitions, the gym, dance classes and new exercise regimes are favoured. Aim to enter the new year as fit as the proverbial fiddle. Rooster (1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005) You don’t have to organise everyone or get everything done all at once. Relax and have fun during the holiday break and experience some heart warming moments. Dog (1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006) You might need to sort out diary muddles and double bookings. The festive week will involve travel, music, visits, outings and stimulating company – enjoy! Pig (1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007) Some of you will be feeling frustrated with your business, career or home environment. Whatever your gripe, it’s not immediately solvable so concentrate on making the best of things as they are.

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The Chinese solar year starts around February 4. If your birthday is in January or at the beginning of February your Chinese animal sign belongs to the year before. Example 27.1. 1967 still belongs to the year of the horse.


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Property Wanted :  Desperate to sell your property ? We will buy your house or apartment for Cash, and complete within 28 Days. We are not Agents. Call (0034) 922 720222 or visit www. tenerifehomebuyers.com  Mature British couple seek reasonably priced 2 bedroom apartment / villa, 4-6 weeks from around mid January 2011. Mobile 07954 314912, tel 0044 1922 85011 email adrianromilly@aol.com

Rent :  Studios, 1 and 2 bed apartments from 400€ for rent to mature-minded people in Tor viscas Alto. UK TV channels. For details, phone Nadine: 922 715 162  Lovely 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom duplex apartment for rent in Amarilla Bay, Costa del Silencio. Fully furnished, English community TV, three terraces, washing machine, communal pool, 600 euros per month. Minimum six months contract. Tel 659 489690 for more details  Bakery to let. Industrial bakery to let in Las Chafiras, 320 metres, industrial machinery. Bakery is let with a purchase option on the machinery. Call 600352041/667268240  To rent, a large studio apartment in Las Americas, tow minutes walk from Torviscas beach, separate kitchen, SAT/ TV, fabulous terrace, views, swimming pools and gardens, long term, 390 euros per month plus bills. Call 670 558208 or 922 710919 (leave message if no answer, no agents.  La Camella, one bedroom penthouse, newly furnished,

 San Eugenio, one bedroom apartment for rent, furnished, sea views, pool, 450 euros per month bills included, 635 473415  Studio San Fernando 30m2. 360€. Phone: 670242080  Apartment Urb. El Durazno 65m2. 1 Room. 800€. Phone: 922248514  Apartment Las Dehesas 52m2. 2 Rooms. 600€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house Golf del Sur. 2 Rooms. 700€. Phone: 670242080  Double garage, Victoria Court; Los Cristianos, 14.500 euros, tel 663 571587

Classifieds / property

Sale: Urb. Oasis Dakota, Playa Fañabé 3 bed semi detached, toilet, complete bathroom, separate kitchen, totally equipped, furnished, 35m2 terrace, secure access to pool, infant park, good views, beside commercial centres, 800m from Playa Fañabé, community fees 30€/month,

110,000 € Tel 629 244958

Urb. La Tagora San Eugenio Alto

Beautiful family home on prestigious, residential complex Adeje Park, only 200m from beach. 3 beds, 3 baths, fitted kitchen, A/C, 50m2 garden, private garage. Sold fully furnished. Must be seen. Reduced by €60,000 to €475,000!! Tel: 649 882366

For Sale - Rural house in Aldea Blanca, San Miguel, Tenerife

 Apartment La Quinta 50m2. 1 Room. 500€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house San Miguel Las Chafiras. 3 Rooms. 790€. Phone: 670242080  Chalet Mesa del Mar 133m2. 2 Rooms. 1050€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house Durazno 240m2. 3 Rooms. 1200€. Phone: 670242080  Apartment Playa Jardín 55m2. 1 Room. 500€. Phone: 670242080

Lovely 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom duplex apartment for rent in Amarilla Bay, Costa del Silencio. Fully furnished, English community TV, three terraces, washing machine, communal pool, 550 euros per month plus bills. Minimum six months contract.

Tel 659 489690 for more details.

New 3 bedroom luxury villa 750,000€ Tel. (0034) 655 914 691 (0034) 922 71 33 56

Canary Country house El Salto - Granadilla

325sqm, 15 rooms, indoor pool, car port, extra wooden house (22sqm) in the garden, patio with bar, billiards, TV, washhouse with machine and dryer, 440sqm grounds, perfect for private club or small pension. www.draguito-teneriffa.de Tel. (0034) 609 504 380

El Camisón, 247.56m2, very quiet, close to the park and Hospiten, triplex and private garage with electric doors. Three bedroom with three complete bathrooms. Independent kitchen, dining room with air conditioning, terrace with awning and BBQ. Independent water tank (750 litres). New electrical system. Own satellite system and community TV. Tel: 639 515154

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Residencial

La Duquesa Playa Fañabé

3 Bedroom, 2 Bathroom, front and back garden, community pool. €465,000 Tel. 629 244 958

Playa Fañabé, corner apartment for sale, two bed CHARACTERISTICS Penthouse corner apartment, 60m2, tastefully furnished with two bedrooms, one bathroom, fully equipped kitchen, large terrace 40m2 with stunning views of the sea and Mount Teide.

Land 400 m 2, built 230 m 2, three bed, two bath, barbecue and wood burning stove, pool, garage for two cars, patio with planters, kitchen with pantry, fireplace, wood fitted ceilings, fitted wardrobes. €398,000.

Garage place with direct access to lift.

Contact José Guadalupe Mobile 676 399 652 josejguadalupe@gmail.com

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Excellently located , near to commercial centres and just 500m from Fañabe beach. Price €235,000.

Opportunity in Torviscas Alto (Playa Fañabé) Apartment, 60m , one bed, furnished with terrace 8m2, views over the pool and La Gomera. 2

Port Royale Los Cristianos 2 bedroom apartment

Quiet neighbourhood, near to commercial centres, Playa Fañabé , safe, communal zones. Community pool. Community monthly fee, €49. Excellent investment. Price €75,000. Iñaky - Tel. 629.24.49.58 aska_tenis@hotmail.com

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If it's great views that you're after then this lovely 2 bed, 2 bath apartment has some of the best. Great views over Los Cristianos out to sea with La Gomera on the horizon. To be sold furnished & fully fitted, the property consists of an American style open plan kitchen and dining area combined with the large airy & light living room with patio doors leading onto the large 36m2 terrace which enjoys the afternoon sun. Master bedroom is en-suite with patio doors leading out to the terrace and both bedrooms have fitted wardrobes.

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Buenavista del Norte: Traditional onestorey Canarian house with two bedrooms, large garden and fruit trees. Central. Garage. €400 per month. 660 731913

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The complex benefits from a large communal pool, reception, supermarket and many other amenities within a short walking distance.

Reduced from € 270,000 to € 230,000 for a quick sale. Contact Horizon Property Group on 922 777 652 quoting ref C-1456


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promotion / property

Child’s play

 Apartment San Luis 115m2. 3 rooms. 188500€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment Aguagarcia 41m2. 1 room 150000€. Phone: 670242080

  A p a r t m e n t S a n L u i s 105.51m2. 3 rooms. 176000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment Barranco De Ruiz 96m2. 3 rooms. 170000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment San Luis 120m2. 3 rooms. 192500€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment San Antonio 119m2. 3 rooms. 258436€. Phone: 670242080

 Alcalá, plot of land, 3000m2, planning permission, breathtaking views, paved access, stone walls, drinking water supply, private sale, €109,000. Tel 662401101.

 Chalet Los Naranjos 225m2. 3 rooms. 499000€. Phone: 670242080

  C h a l e t L a P e r d o m a 80m2. 268830€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment La Zamora 71.38m2. 3 rooms. 147218€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment San Fernando 50m2. 1 room 149000€. Phone: 670242080

 Double garage, Victoria Court; Los Cristianos, 14.500 euros, tel 0044 1869 252265 / 00 44 7802618392

 Terraced house La Paz 95m2. 2 rooms. 400000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment Las Dehesas 78m2. 2 rooms. 305000€. Phone: 670242080

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 Studio La Paz. 129000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment Las Aguas. 3 rooms. 167000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment El Tope 58m2. 1 room 196350€. Phone: 670242080

 Du ple x La s Ag uas. 3 r ooms. 167000€. Phone: 670242080  Apartment Playa Jardin 50m2. 1 room 260000€. Phone: 670242080

 Terraced house Tabaiba Alta 186m2. 4 rooms. 355000€. Phone: 670242080  Terraced house Cruz Del Teide. 3 rooms. 342577€. Phone: 670242080

 Chalet El Rincon 160m2. 3 rooms. 790650€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment La Paz 60m2. 1 room 169000€. Phone: 670242080

 Terraced house Green Golf 167m2. 3 rooms. 270000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment La Citrona 128m2. 4 rooms. 252000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment El Durazno 57m2. 1 room 198000€. Phone: 670242080

 Apartment Las Aguas. 3 rooms. 167000€. Phone: 670242080

Indiana Club

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hat to do with the kids – or more to the point, kids, how to make sure your parents know what to do with you. So Mum and Dad, ask yourself, what do kids want to do, where do they want to go, and just how much fun can they have in one place in one day?

Stupid question really. The answer is loads and loads and loads, and luckily for you parents there is now a great place where they can go, be totally and absorbingly entertained, looked after, guided and minded, have oodles of great fun, while you can go and do whatever it is grown-ups have to do when school’s out (work

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The best birthday party

mostly – poor them). Indiana Club, located on Avenida de Bruselas in Playa Fañabé, is the answer to everyone’s dreams. In the short space of time that the venue has been running birthday parties it has quite simply become the place to go to celebrate for kids. Once in situ they are taken off your hands (or vice-versa depending on your point of view) by trained monitors and brought into a world of childinspired fun and games. Signs on the doors state quite clearly, Parents Not Allowed. For parties food, soft drinks, cakes and candles are provided and the birthday girl or boy gets to write their name on the party wall with a paint-y hand print too – now how cool is that. The can also have their birthday party in the pool, play at pirates, princes, have a Disco, use the in-house playstations, Wii, and lots more. On Saturdays there is a trained professional Flamenco dancer (one of the Carmen Mota troupe) giving lessons of flamenco, hip hop, modern, for kids from five year upwards, there are games, and of course all this is happening during the Premier league, perfect for football mad parents, with a large lounge bar and big screen televisions on site too. (They could have called this place Utopia!). The staff is trained, friendly, and multi-lingual, perfect for both resident and visiting small tourists who need a break from their parents. You can also book the venue for communions, baptisms, or any kind of gathering you like, and with prices starting at just €8 you won’t find many other venues offering the same choices. From a resident’s point of view Indiana Club is all that a busy parent needs and more, What more could you ask for? STOP PRESS: 10% discount on drinks at the bar if you mention that you saw this article in Island Connections. More information on www. indianaclub.es, or call them for information/reservations on 922 715507 or 619204113.

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 Substantially reduced for a quick sale! Spacious apartment in Los Gigantes. € 222.222. Attractively furnished (102 sqm), 2 bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, large air conditioned lounge, well equipped, separate kitchen, terrace (43 sqm) overlooking Los Gigantes, ver y quiet location (cul-de sac), private garage… no community fees! Situated in a small residence (only 3 units) in a sought-after area, large terrace offering superb panoramic views over the sea and the cliffs. Contact us to arrange a viewing on 6 9 7 7 9 9 0 2 2 . Grab the opportunity now!  Apartment Playa Jardin 70m2. 3 rooms. 225000€. Phone: 670242080

2 Hr child minder

Cake Choice of food Drinks 2 hr child minder

Piñata* and sweets optional

Piñata* and sweets optional

Cake

Themed party Cake Choice of food Drinks Sweets 2 hr entertainer

Piñata* optional Gift

Minimum 10 children Choice of food; hamburgers or nuggets or ham and cheese sandwich or hot dog or pizza (margarita) with chips Piñata* for 15 children: €15 • Extra 5 children: €5 • Sweets: €1.50 Cake decoration (Spiderman, Hello Kitty, etc): €8 *A Piñata is a bag full of sweets/small gifts which is pulled open and shared by all party guests.


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Motoring

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New models for 2011

Sol Meliá

Car charging points open

If you are thinking of buying a new vehicle in 2011, here are just a few of the new models we expect to see.

Sol Meliá, the first ‘Compañia Hotelera de la Biosfera’ inaugurated the first intelligent charging points for electric cars at the Hotel Gran Meliá Palacio de Isora in Alcalá on December 9. In charge of the ceremony was Sebastián Escarrer and he was accompanied by representatives of the main Canarian tourism authoriities.

Audi A8 W12/LWB Long wheelbase version of new A8 130mm increase in wheelbase All new W12 6.3 litre FSI engine Available: March 2011

Lexus CT 200h

Compact premium sector Lexus 1.8 litre WT-i petrol engine Full hybrid model, EV mode for emission free running Available: Spring 2011

The company NS2 which specialises in intelligent equipment for buildings, was responsible for the installation of the system, called Power2drive, in the hotel car park. This system can identify the vehicle, authorise the action and advise the user via email or sms when the recharge is complete.

Volkswagen Passat New Passat and Passat estate models join VW range Fresh appearance inside and out Latest technology and efficiency measures Available: January 2011

Ford Focus

Global C-car platform Hatchback and saloon Focus will be one of up to 10 unique models to be built from Ford’s new C-car platform Available: Spring 2011

This is a pioneer initiative undertaken by the hotel company which opts for sustainable development and fulfils its obligation under its award title, which is recognised by Unesco.

Toyota Verso S

Less than four metres long, but with excellent cabin and luggage space One-touch flat-folding 60:40 rear seats Load space up to a maximum 1,388 litres Available: Spring 2011

In his speech, Escarrer stated that, “sustainability is the key to the future, especially in a sector such as tourism where the cooperation between the tour companies and their social, cultural and environmental worlds is extraordinarily intense”.

Range Rover Evoque Luxurious cross-coupé design Class leading sustainability, 130g/km and 58mpg Three and five-door models planned Available: Summer/Autumn 2011 Toyota

Recall news

Artic le 127

Car companyToyota has reportedly agreed to pay nearly £21m in fines in the US. The news follows criticism that the company was slow to respond to safety concerns.

New penalties

Road mar kings

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Penal Code, article 127 came into force just before Christmas introducing harsher measures for reckless driving and giving the authorities more powers on the road.

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A recent survey in Ireland found that over 80 per cent of people questioned couldn’t interpret all the road signs they were shown with ease. Only five per cent understood them all.

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oyota hopes that the fines will close the curtain on a series of safety issues that saw more than eight million vehicles recalled. The incident has been seen to damage the company’s image as well the obvious financial repercussions.

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t the heart of the problem was Toyota’s timing in recalls related to potential concerns with steering relay rods in 2005 and from 2007 - 2010 to address the potential for pedal entrapment by unsecured, incompatible or improperly installed floor mats. They come on top of another $16.4m fine in May, for failing to alert safety authorities early enough about potential flaws.

nder the new law your car could be impounded if a radar catches you speeding over 200 kms/hour on a motorway, or 120 kms/hour in town, or if you are found to be driving with more than 1.2 grams of alcohol per litre of blood. You might not get you car back. Others set to be left without wheels are those ‘kamikaze’ drivers who drive up the wrong side of the motorway, anyone found to have tampered with or modified a road sign, driving without a licence or refusing to undergo an alcohol or drugs test. As mentioned before here, the new law will also give authorities the power to imprison dangerous drivers which would include those found to be speeding excessively

A sign of the times?

hat’s not something that just applies to Ireland. Here too in Spain it’s all too obvious that many drivers either don’t know or choose to ignore a lot of signs on the road. Obviously and unfortunately drivers haven’t updated their knowledge of the rules of the road since they passed their driving test. A sight test, medical test and dexterity test is obligatory every 10 years to renew your licence here (five years after a certain age), but retesting knowledge of the rules of the road isn’t.

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aybe there needs to be a review of how licences are renewed not just in Spain but across Europe.


SportNews

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By George Reed

Worst world title fight? O

ne person on the night who must have been embarrassed with the reaction of the crowd after the contest between David Haye and Audley Harrison recently, at the MEN Arena in Manchester, would have been Sky boxing pundit Johnny Nelson. He would have recalled a similar reaction back in January 1990, when he challenged Carlos De Leon of Puerto Rico for the latter’s WBC cruiserweight world title. Nelson had a long and infuriating habit of frustrating spectators in equal measure to some of his ring opponents and when he challenged Carlos De Leon for his title no one really knew what to expect from him, being another boxer out of the Brendan Ingle gym where most of the fighters, which included Naseem Hamed, are coached to box in an unorthodox style, often switching from the left hand forward stance to southpaw and boxing at times with both hands at their sides. But the boxing crowd soon found out, for by the time the dreary, absurd pretence was over, the spectators couldn’t believe their eyes as De Leon, the experienced campaigner who had been involved in 49 bouts in his 16 year professional career, adopted safety-first tactics, plodding slowly around the ring waiting to counter punch Nelson when he made a mistake. He never got the opportunity over the entire boring 12 rounds, for as De Leon slowly shuffled around the ring trying to catch Nelson, it was as difficult as trying to catch a fly as the Sheffield boxer got on his bicycle, as they say, and fled around the inner circle of the ring, at times poking out a left lead which didn’t reach his opponent, on most occasions, and the few times it did it only connected with the tip of his glove. This went on round after round until the crowd got really fed up with the whole dreary charade and began to boo and give a slow handclap. It was only then that the referee stepped between the two boxers and demanded more action from them. There was a cheer from the spectators at the referee’s action but still none came from the boxers for the remainder of the so-called fight. There was no interest at all from the fans as the verdict of a draw was called out and the champion had retained his belt. As with Audley Harrison, Nelson got slaughtered by the media for his performance when given the chance for a world title belt. One boxing fan even threatened to sue Nelson under the Trade Description Act, objecting to Nelson’s billing which he used before every fight – Johnny ‘The Entertainer’ Nelson. However, considering that at this point his amateur record showed only three wins in 15 contests and his professional one had him as the loser in five of his 20 contests, he finished his career some five years ago as the WBO world cruiserweight champion, having defended the title successfully on numerous occasions. His manager Brendan Ingle referred to him as his greatest success, but I’m sure Johnny still thinks back to the De Leon fight with a little guilt about his performance, which many class as the worst-ever world title fight.

Doping scandal rocks athletics

Sporting arrests

Spain’s worldwide prestige as a sporting power has been dealt another devastating blow with the news that the country’s queen of athletics faces charges of supplying performance-enhancing drugs to other athletes. Marta Domínguez, for years the darling of Spanish sport thanks to her cleancut image and success at world and European level in distance running, was taken in for questioning during a massive anti-doping operation launched by the Civil Guard earlier in December, which included surveillance of a Canarian

Platini hits out

doctor thought to be behind the supplies. After a thorough search of her house for evidence, Domínguez was bailed pending further inquiries into the widespread sale of a range of banned drugs to top athletes. The world 3,000 metres steeplechase champion was immediately stripped of her vice-presidency of the Spanish Athletics Federation. The arrest, just a few months after the revelations that three-times Tour de France winner Alberto Contador tested positive for a banned substance at this year’s race, has triggered calls for a full investigation into drug-taking in Spanish sport.

Barc elona

Qatar shirt deal

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atar’s designation as the host country for the World Cup in 2022 has encouraged Barcelona to end their self-imposed ban on shirt advertising and negotiate a massive sponsorship deal. Within days of the controversial FIFA vote, the Spanish champions announced they had reached a deal worth £125m with the Qatar Foundation. The Catalan giants have, for the last five years, paid to wear the Unicef logo on their team shirts but will now divide the space between Qatar and the UN children’s charity. The deal will be worth £25m a year from next season through until 2016. The new sponsorship arrangement is likely to mean more transfer funds for coach Pep Guardiola, who assisted Qatar’s successful bid to host the World Cup.

Player of the year

UEFA President Michel Platini has added his voice to the discontent over the Barcelona clean-sweep of players shortlisted for this year’s world player of the year accolade.

Xavi was the world’s best player

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The French legend said he was miffed that Holland’s Wesley Sneijder was not included among the three stars who have made it to the final stage of the process. According to Platini, Barcelona’s Xavi HernĂĄndez is best but Sneijder, who almost won everything last year at club and country level, is a close second and should have made it to the shortlist. Platini added that the World Cup in South Africa “may have had too much sway in the votesâ€? and overshadowed Sneijder’s impressive year at club level. “In 1982 Paolo Rossi was not the best player but he won it because of the World Cupâ€? insisted the UEFA boss.

Credit: Rfef

Boxing

Patera teenager wins Abdelaziz Merzougui

A Moroccan teenager who arrived by ‘patera’ in Lanzarote in 2006 has made a name for himself in the European junior cross country championships, although his win has not been welcomed by all. Abdelaziz Merzougui, entered the Canaries illegally as a 14 year-old almost exactly four years ago, after a dangerous 36-hour crossing in a boat that was barely fit to take to the water. Now 18 and running for Spain, he lifted the European crown in Albufeira (Portugal) before Christmas and has been tipped as a future star of world middle-distance running. However, his speedy nationality has raised some eyebrows and questions are being asked of the

Athletics Association for its growing focus on African athletes, instead of home-grown talent. Critics say encouraging ready-made athletes such as Ethiopian distance runner Abdelaziz Merzougui, who moved to Spain a few years ago with the aim of acquiring Spanish nationality, to change their allegiance is having a detrimental effect on young runners. Embarrassingly for the Association, 24year-old Merzougui, winner of the European senior cross country title last year for Spain, had to pull out of the Championships after confessing to drugtaking.

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uerto de la Cruz’s premiership water polo side had to move to the capital temporarily for a home fixture before Christmas. The Martiånez Club hosted high-flying Terrassa at the big outdoor pool in Santa Cruz after the council in Puerto confirmed the local pool would be out of order for some more time due to the damage caused by the November storms. The Puerto pool was badly hit by the freak weather, including falling trees and a broken boiler. The side’s home clash against Cataluùa also had to be shifted a fortnight earlier to Adeje for the same reason.

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Las Palmas

Basketball Cup

The authorities in Gran Canaria have admitted they are increasingly worried by the failure of the Spanish and Canarian governments to finalise the funding agreement for the new sports hall needed to enable Las Palmas to host games at the 2014 Basketball World Cup.

The city was chosen as a venue but since then progress on an agreement for the 65 million euro stadium has been slow. “Without an agreement we cannot go ahead and assume the risk and there is therefore a real chance we will lose out on the gamesâ€? admitted the Cabildo’s sport’s councillor Oscar HernĂĄndez, who added that the deadline for the official commitment to build the venue is just weeks away. If the city loses out on staging games, it will be a massive blow to basketball in the Canaries.

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Sport

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Review of an action packed year So ccer Exper ience

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s another Soccer Ex- Championship that will be perience year comes held in 2011? to an end in Tenerife, we would like to remember Future Messi/ just a few of the memorable moments in what has been Dalglish or a terrific year of making Soccer Experience mo- Pedrito? We have seen the emergence ments during 2010!

The ‘real’ World Cup, 2010

Tenerife’s first Soccer Experience 7s World cup was held during the other smaller World Cup in South Africa! Some of the world’s major nations were represented during the weekend fiesta of football, with England, who were led by one of the best Captains in the Soccer Experience weekly leagues, (soon to be daddy) Mr. John Parkes, picking up the main prize. The question now is, can they do the double and win our very own European

of the new breed of Soccer Experience youth talent, in our new kids’ leagues and training sessions! The little Messis are on show every Saturday lunchtime between 12.30 and 2.30pm. Also throughout this past summer Soccer Experience held some fun footballing sessions for children of all ages to pick up a few coaching tips and to learn the first rule of football, enjoy yourself! Right is a photo of one of the kids’ teams who received donated shirts all the way from Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA. The Tulsa University soccer team donated them after they were involved in an international event arranged by Soccer Experience.

land just for the fiesta of slow motion football. This event is now a major benefit to the island and Soccer Experience would like to thank everyone so much for helping make this annual tournament happen! Also there are a couple of Tenerife teams who enjoy the Soccer Experience Tenerife tournament so much that they are planning to come to another Soccer Experience 7s Masters held on the other side of the world, in Malaysia, September 2011.

Muchas gracias

One of the kids’ teams who received donated shirts all the way from Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA

Adult 7s leagues Throughout this past year we have seen all our Soccer Experience 7s league teams gain confidence and even mature as footballing sides, all our teams having the normal rollercoaster seasons with some huge high point-makers such as Taylor’s Lounge and LA Veterans. Both teams made Soccer Experience history with both having

undefeated seasons, an incredible achievement at any level of football! Many a team experienced some low points also for example, losing to their biggest rivals with a last minute penalty miss. (Weekly Soccer Experience 7s adult football results, league positions and up and coming fixtures on all the leagues are available on: www.soccerexperience.com) International Masters (Slow Motion Football) Tournament Once again the Soccer Experience International

Masters 7s event was held. This is growing into a special event and it is now becoming a major annual event for many teams from Tenerife and abroad. This was the fourth year and the organisers can now state that they have brought in nearly 100 ex-professional football players (some ex top super stars included) to play against the many teams from Tenerife and abroad. Over the four years of the event almost 500 ‘social’ players have flown to the is-

Soccer Experience’s Martin Tierney told us, “we would like to thank everyone involved this year and we are looking forward to more of the same in 2011 keeping our friendly, healthy exercise, but yet competitive leagues, training sessions and tournaments entertaining to all. We would like to take this opportunity to wish all the team captains who do an amazing job every week getting their teams organised, all the players, kids, referees, sponsors, Island Connections, Adeje Sports office and everyone involved throughout the year, a great Soccer new year! If you have any interest in the adult or kids weekly soccer contact them by calling or sms: +34654200470 or EMAIL: soccer@soccerexperience.com also lots more details available on the website: www.soccerexperience.com

Judo

Masterclass Judo Club Yogo Arona recently had an impressive visitor in the shape of 9th Dan, Jack Hearn.

If anybody is an advert for healthy living and exercise, that man is Jack. As he jokingly told us, “I looked after

my body when I was younger and now in my old age I hope my body will look after me”. At 87 years old, Jack is still in superb physical form and continues

teaching judo at his own club three times a week. After 60 years of practicing martial arts and 58 years teaching, Jack

also holds an 8th Dan in Jujitsu and is a master of Aikido, Kendo and Ai-do. He started in the sport in his late twenties. A dedicated cyclist, he started to have problems with his appendix and had to choose an alternative sport – he chose judo. At that time, there weren’t many clubs around and he had to search for a teacher. Apart from a few weeks, all his teachers from the very beginning have been Japanese and Jack studied and teaches traditional Japanese judo. His 9th Dan certificate reads, “This is to certify that Jack Hearn is licensed to the rank of 9th degree Black Belt in Judo through great progress Sensei, Gregorio Ramos Méndez, Jack Hearn and Juan Carlos Mohino Minaya

and diligent study of the art”. Today, he is the oldest person in Britain still practising judo and holds the most senior grade. “I wouldn’t be alive at this age if I hadn’t done judo,” he affirmed. In 1983, Jack bought a time share in the Palm Beach Club and he has been coming to the island ever since. Most martial arts devotees will try and keep up their training even on holiday, and Jack was no exception. However, he normally ended up giving the classes rather than receiving them, which is how a bunch

of youngsters in the south of the island came to enjoy the enormous privilege of a training session with Jack. The only question is why it wasn’t more widely announced? Certainly in the UK if someone of Jack’s stature had visited devotees from all over the area would have flocked to the dojo. Club Yogo Arona meet three times a week and accept students from three years upwards, for more information contact Goyo on 611 600 525 or 611 600 491.


CDTenerife

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At the end of the season we may look back at the defeat against Real Betis and suggest that it was a blessing in disguise. The loss prompted CD Tenerife President Miguel Concepción into action and a press conference was arranged two days later. Concepción promised that new players would be brought in and he also confirmed the sacking of the director of football Santiago Llorente. For now manager Juan Carlos Mandía has the backing of the board but it remains to be seen if the new director of football will bring in new blood. Mandía was brought in to steady the ship in October after a disastrous start to the season and despite three victories from the last seven matches it is widely thought that he is not the man to save the team from relegation. The rupture between the fans and many players is now complete after the latest 0-3 loss at home to Betis. Certain players have escaped the wrath of the supporters; Nino, Mikel Alonso, Pablo Sicilia and goalkeeper Sergio Aragoneses (despite two poor goals conceded against Betis), who have given their all for the blue and white cause. Certain other players need to take a long look at their form and commitment. Melli, Julio Álvarez, Berranger, David Prieto and surprisingly Marc Bertrán have now become the targets for the majority of the crowd. Right back Bertrán had been one of the best players for the club over the last few seasons and was on the transfer list of many La Liga clubs last summer. His form this season has been average to say the least and despite suffering niggling injuries he is a poor version of his old self. Midfield (ex-maestro) Ricardo had improved over the last month but against Real Betis he appeared to be afraid to make mistakes and rushed his play, losing the ball with annoying frequency. The main problem of the side is their mental frailty and heads drop too quickly after conceding a goal. This happened against league leaders Real Betis in the Heliodoro Stadium during the last match of 2010 in one of the worst first half performances for many a season. Emaná put the visitors ahead after only six minutes of play with a sweet half volley which beat Aragoneses at the near

So far so bad CD Tenerife

18/12/2010 CD Tenerife 0:3 Real Betis By Chris Todd

Fans looked on in disbelief at the performance against Betis

post. Things got worse for Tenerife soon after as ex-Las Palmas player Ruben Castro tried his luck from a full 40 metres out. Untypically, goalkeeper Aragoneses produced a howler as he misjudged the flight of the ball and he bundled it into the net. It really does sum up the lack of confidence throughout the whole team at present. The 200 or so travelling ‘green army’ of Betis fans celebrated and the Andalucian giants are dead certs for a return to the Primera next season. A defensive mix-up was to provide Real Betis striker Emaná with his second goal of the afternoon on the half an hour mark. Poor control by centre half David Prieto gifted the ball to the Cameroonian International and he scored with ease to make the score 0-3. The scandalous scoreline prompted scenes of anger and disbelief on the terraces as supporters bayed for blood. In the second half the blanquiazules did improve (it would have been hard to be any worse), chances were created and players did at last get stuck in. Obviously with the Christmas break on the horizon and Betis cruising with a three goal cushion they took their foot off the pedal it must be admitted and let Tenerife play. Mikel Alonso scraped the bar with a decent shot and Nino forced two good saves

by the Betis keeper Goitia but the result was never in doubt. The players left the pitch to a barrage of abuse and whistles. Surely we have now reached a pivotal moment of the season and big changes are needed as soon as possible.

Reviewing the year No fan in their worst nightmare would have imagined that CD Tenerife would be propping up the Spanish second division table come the Christmas period. As we sat dejected on the terraces at Valencia last summer after being relegated from La Liga, most supporters were confident that the blanquiazules would be challenging for promotion again this season. The thought of another glory year diluted the taste of relegation somewhat. With José Luis Oltra at the helm and the majority of the better players promising to continue at the club what could go wrong? Weeks later the shock news that manager Oltra had been sacked was a bitter blow for many. The reason given was that the club considered the away form of the team to be unacceptable. The expression “the grass is always greener on the other side” comes to mind as Oltra

overall did a great job on a very limited budget but the decision was made to bring in fresh blood. Meanwhile President Miguel Concepción took pride in the fact that the club’s huge debt was reduced to €27.7 million from €34 million. The club made a profit of €5 million from their one season in the Primera. This was made mainly through season ticket sales as the €14 million TV money they would have received was grabbed by the tax man before it even reached the Island. Why the funds were not spent on signings to possibly keep Tenerife within the elite of Spanish football is anyone’s guess. The club’s stance was that they did not want to sign players on long expensive contracts, that was the reason that they were still in major debt which hailed right back to the nineties. CD Tenerife is owned by 30,000 supporters through a share scheme, a fact that the President describes as “beautiful in this day and age” and he has promised not to take the club back to the dark ages of not paying players, creditors and local businesses. The pre-season was marked by the fact that goal scoring hero Nino signed a new four year contract, a new manager with a sound track record, Arconada, was appointed and several new players were brought in. Expectations were high, especially after impres-

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Second Division 13 /12/2010 CLUB 1. Betis 2. Rayo Vallecano 3. Celta 4. Cartagena 5. Xerez 6. Barcelona B 7. Elche 8. Salamanca 9. Villarreal B 10. Granada 11. Valladolid 12. Numancia 13. Las Palmas 14. Córdoba 15. Recreativo de Huelva 16. Girona 17. Huesca 18. Alcorcón 19. Albacete 20. Ponferradina 21. Nástic 22. Tenerife

W 12 10 9 8 8 7 6 7 7 6 6 6 5 4 3 4 3 5 3 3 2 3

sive friendly victories against La Liga outfits Real Zaragoza and Mallorca. Season ticket sales soared and stood at more than 14,000, an absolute record for CD Tenerife in the second division. As the first few games were lost the intense media pressure here on the Island coupled with a demanding fan base proved to take its toll on the players and the negative dynamic snowballed. Arconada was sacked after seven straight defeats and new boss Mandía was brought in. Despite three wins from the last seven games, the blanquiazules will spend Christmas at the bottom of the table (although we have played one game less).

D 3 4 6 4 3 6 7 3 3 5 4 3 6 8 10 6 9 3 8 6 7 4

L F A PTS 2 3 2 5 6 4 4 7 7 5 7 8 6 5 4 7 5 9 6 8 8 9

41 28 29 27 27 26 16 19 21 29 24 21 27 22 16 22 12 20 15 13 13 12

16 16 16 21 24 24 15 20 27 20 24 22 32 23 18 24 17 26 19 28 22 26

39 34 33 28 27 27 25 24 24 23 22 21 21 20 19 18 18 18 17 15 13 13

What does the future hold? A relegation to the second division B would be a disaster for the club, a division that they have not dropped to since 1986. A shake-up will take place, under-performing players will be forced out and at least three new players will be brought in. With four home matches in just three weeks in January, including the big Canarian derby against UD Las Palmas, it is clear that the New Year will be one of the most important in the club’s recent history. It is going to be a rough ride but I am confident that the tide can be turned and the blanquiazules can get out of the relegation area. Venga! Vamos!

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