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Corinne hails from Idaho, Her specialty is acting, . From spinster or matron to sweet young路 miss, She's e~ually enchanting.
Quiet, but not In school or lanes; Attractive and matic Especially witl James.
FLAVO McMULLIN
A leader in word and deed, She 'flavo'ed every thought A modest matronly maid, A girl who couldn't be bought.
preacher honest, With a twinkle A lion in his vo And a toe tn hi
"Ole, Olee, Olivia, Olivia What's in a name to be sure?" says Bill, Call her Carnation, Rose or Lobelia, As sure as she's a Gardner, She's my girl still.
Isabelle was 1 Crescent, And she rang and day, Most she chimec hard, Whom people s:
OLIVIA GARDNER
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She thought no voice had such a thing, As his'n in the choir My! When Will made "Old Hundred" ring She knew the lord was nigher.
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e hails from Idaho, specialty is acting, spinster or matron to sweet young 路miss, s equally enchanting.
Quiet, but not phlegmatic, In school or in lover's lanes; Attractive and quite dramatic Especially with one called James ..
ader in word and deed, 'fiavo'ed every thought odest matronly maid, {irl who couldn't be ught.
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preacher sedate and honest, With a twinkle in his eye, A lion in his voice, And a toe 1n his boot.
, Olee, Olivia, Olivia t's in a name to be re ?" says Bill, her Carnation, l or Lobelia, ure as she's a Gardner, s my girl still.
Isabelle was the bell of Crescent, And she rang both night and day, Most she chimed to a castle hard, Whom people say was Ray.
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thought no voice had ch a th~ng, -.is'n in the choir. When Will made "Old Indred" ring knew the lord was
He pushed the quill ivith skill, .He pounded ivory too; thought, But oft he \vot that Erma "Oh, Bilt! I think of you."
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Jionor and justice : on his brow. lie might be a st: or a soldier, or ju Tom.
PETER MICKLESON
Who says a Webster might not develope From ·such a speechifer as he?
Quiet talk she liketh best, In a bower of gentle looks "' "' o! Clarence, whether Watering flowers or reading books.
i!ope and love and union, ·Song themes thet Nelson sings; "Marry .Marjorie 11· Milne," ·Such a lark SOD brings.
was that smile that whipped seniors into line, Robert btuce could have done no oetter.
Modest, reserved, c in thought and in action.
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Maids there are of course Whose h!lll flirtationst beat her, But a "dog-rose" blushin' to a brook, Ain't modester ner sweeter."
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rho says a Webster might not develope rom ·such a· speechifer as he?
}Ionor and justice sat well on his brow. }Ie might be a statesman or a soldier, or just plain Tom.
MARJORIE NELSON
luiet talk she liketh best, u a bower of gentle looks • o-f Clarence, whether vatering flowers or reading books.
}!ope and love and joy and union, ·Song themes these Miss Nelson sings; "Marry -Marjorie M a·r ion Milne," Such a lark song echo brings.
was that smile that whipped seniors into line, tobert · btuce could have don~ no oetter.
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ELGIN MORRIS
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She liked to· sing and she liked to dance, )3ut most she liked 'to meet ···«eorge_..br>!i!hance,
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A senior .vith sophomorelonging That teachers nor chums could not alter, The only thing Born (Ei) that could break the charm Was a sweet little boy named Walter.
lie thought he thought. I. e. he thought he thO\ :But few learned wha1 .thought.
ELBERT DESPAIN
Queenly and graceful, With mischeivious eye, She'd wink at the men 'Then retreat with a Sif
Sweet tempered with Ups: made for business. The girls called him handsome.
Why should those stray so far from hon When: Stevenson's liv• near?
FAY WAl..I(ER
"Full of a nature nothing: can tatne, "Changed every moment, "Ever the same."
HEBI::R EGBERT
Briton in stature, Anglo~ Saxon in speech, 'reuton in expression, Lath~ in sympathy, And human in love.
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DONALD YOUNGDELL
lie thought he thought, I. e. he thought he thought, :But few learned what he .thought.
MAE Wl•'lDQUIST
Sweet tempered with Ups: · made for business. T-he girls called him hand· some.
Queenly and graceful, With mischeivious eye, She'd wink at the menlets, 'Then retreat with a sigh.
HERBERT BARRETT
"Full of a nature nothing: can tame, "Changed every moment, "Ever the same."
Briton in stature, AngloSaxon in speech, •.reuton in expression, Latin in sympathy, And human in love.·
VVhy should those eyes stray so far from home, VVhen Stevenson's live so near?
CLAIRE BROV/11
'Tender as an Alpine flower, With mien so loving rare; An occasional 1lash· of temper You surely recognize Claire.
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. could Maurm e I ween charm a queen, No king has ever charmed Maurine; She'd blush, he'd hush, as you have seen, And that is why we've still Maurine.
MAURINE PETERSON
LOUIS NELSON
He appears so very serious here, He even may seem slowBut whete there's mischief he'll be near, "Still water run deep," you know.
Always at his post of dll Though you would rar know it Unless you called on 1路 specially.
Mary, Mary, not contrar~ Whenever wanted to "pi: But courting work she'd ten shirk, At least ao Idurray b say.
JENNIE NIELSON
A most attractive manner, A really charming smile, To see her is to love her, And to linger near a while,
FLAVIUS ERICKSON
His only faultHe likes the girls too wen,
He knew his place anr kept it, 'Vhen Ida was around.
She wore a smile upon lip, Her fair cheek showe< dimple, 'Her apron spread wit a speck, Her air was frank simple."
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Maurine I ween could charm a queen, No Iring has ever charmed Maurine; She'd blush, he'd hush, as you have seen, And that is why we've still Maurine.
Always at his post of duty, Though you would rarely know it Unless you called on him specially.
MARY JOHNSON
He appears so very serioue here, He even may seem slowBut whe1路e there's mischief he'll be near, "Still water run deep," you know.
A most attractive manner, A really charming smile To see her is to love her ' And to linger near a ~vhile.
Mary, Mary, not contrary W'henever wanted to "play," But courting work she'd often shirk, At least ao Murray boys say.
WILLIAM NELSON
He knew his place and he kept it, When Ida was around.
BEATRICE LINDELL 路ON
His only faultHe likes the girls too wen.
She wore a smile upon her lip, Her fair cheek showed its dimple, 'Her apron spread withouf路 a speck, Her air was frank and simple."
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Full many a gem of purest ray serene, The deep unfathomed caves of ocean see; Full many a flower is born to blush unseen, And waste its sweetness on a boy n3;med Lee.
GLt::N BECKSTEAD
Fair haired and fair minded, He made every defeat a stepping stone to success.
VERA JOHNSON
Face and figure of a child Though too calm, You think, and tender For the childhood you would lend her.
"And her voice it murnw lowly As a silver stream may ru And her smile it seems h: holy." This, of course, is Bert路 Sun (d).
Bashful the first year, sm the second, in love third. A student the fourth.
Shaky of pen but glib .tongue, You'd always find Gen, Good friends among.
LEONARD ltHIELDS
Love and duty reveal Leon- [ 1 ard, the man, But why does he make West Jordan his mecca?
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BERTHA SUND
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Full many a gem of purest;· ray serene, ; The deep unfathomed caves : . of ocean see; Full many a flower is born to blush unseen, , And waste its sweetness on i a boy named Lee.
"And her voice it murmurs lowly As a silver stream may run. And her smile it seems half holy." This, of course, is Bertha Sun (d).
HARVEY GLOVER AD
Fair haired and fair minded, He made every defeat a stepping stone to success.
Bashful the first year, smart the second, in love the third. A student the fourth.
GENEVIEVE ORGILL
Face and figure of ·a child Though too calm, · You think, and tender For the childhood you would lend her .
Shaky of pen but glib of tongue, You'd always find Gen, Good friends among.
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Love and duty reveal Leonard, the man, But why does he make West · Jordan his mecca?
WILLARD OLIVER
Lincoln like he towered above his fellows, And they were charmed by his drollery.
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"In to the sunshine, Full of the light, Leaping and flashing from morn till night."
MARY WINWARD
Youth and beauty and maidenly charms, Attracted the lads to Win· · ward, . Let them dance and wink, •t could do no harm, For she kept her heart to Leeward.
J'Her voice was ever sol gentle, and low-" .Especially low.
A bright little English nu -with looks and manners . tractive.
CARRIE JENSEN
"Expert in motion, Blithesome ana: cheery, Still climbing heavenward, Never a'weary.··
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"In to the sunshine, Full of the light, Leaping and flashing from · morn till night."
''Her voice was ever sort, gentle, and low-" .Especially low.
ELSIE BRADBURY
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Youth and beauty and maidenly charms, Attracted the lads to Winward, Let them dance and wink, •t could do no harm, For she· kept her heart to Leeward.
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My art of speech路 making to Burton Oliver- Heber Egbert. My wardrobe of waists to the fashion show of next year-Mae Winquist. My fatherly attitude to tame Hel'bert-Elgin 'Morris. My school spirit to Gunhild Larson-Leona Heaps. My dreams of blonde girls to Lamont-Vv'illiam Nelson. My art路of making things stir to the Senior Class of next yearGen Orgill. My spunk to the athletes of next year-Ruth Peterson. My dramatic ability to the high school dramatists of next yearRobert Pixton. 路 路 My suggestive ability to the next year home problem class-Maurine Peterson. My love to Roland Smoot-Beatrice Tolbert. My attentive attention to small boys-Vera \iVoodruff. My suggestive hints about neckties to the Freshies-Elbert Despain.
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Hail to thee, Utah! Thy dear mountain valleys; · Hail to the toilers, that made thee so fair; Hail to thine emblem, the pure sego-lily, Token of innocence, spotless and rare. Grand are thy mountains, and wild are thy torre11ts, Limpid thy streamlets; thy skies, oh, how fair; Making thy clime a delight and a wonder; Thrilling the soul with a rapture most rare. Let thy vales ring with the songs of thy people; Cheery and blithesome, yet loving and kind; May the· refrain echo down through the ages; All thy son's hearts. in true brotherhood bind.' Utah, we crown thee the Queen of the ·Mountains, Land of the foothill and desert· sage-clad, . Long may thy children, a: bo.unteous harvest, Heap from thy water-kissed valleys made glad.
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UR great country is in a state of war.
In an age when we hoped for universal and perpetual peace the earth is deluged with blood and our own great nation is involved in the struggle. vVe are called upon to rally to her standards. But war is not an unmixed evil. By thai: bloody process the human race has broken its chains, overthrown despotism and struggled upward to liberty and democracy. That goal that has been realized now by our own and many other people must be reached by all. It is in the overthrow of despotism and the establishing of democracy and freedom that our nation has enlisted. Our country now call~ upon all her children to give her strength. In this crisis she needs us all. Some are required to bear arins and carry our standards, the standards of liberty, to the front; some to produce munitions of war and we~pOI}S' for armies-and navies; some to produce and. conserve food and clothing. for ourselves and allies; and some to bind up the wounds and minister to the needs of those injured in battle. In these activities we can all enlist and each should find the place where he can serve the best. In this crisis the call has come to the school-to our school. vVe have responded promptly wjth a dozen 'or a score in the army and navy, with a hundred enli~tt!d in farming activities to produce路 the needed food, with a hundrf!rl Red Cross auxiliaries to aid in the cause of relief of suffering, anq. with fifty as a body of minute men responding to the calls of our labor bureau for quick and urgent help. Honor comes to the soldier "vho路 risks his life or sacrifices it for freedom, honor to the mother and sister who anxiously wait and pray for the soldier, honor also to the industrial worker who supplies the needs, and to the nurse who l)inds up the wounds. Honor comes to all in these varied lines who put their life and energy into this cause of human freedom. The thrill of the feeling of patriotism is the reward for right action in this time of needed help. The cause. of humanity invites us all to enlist in some phase of this activity and get the reward.
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LAST YEAR STUDENTS. Verlan Bateman. Elgin Erickson. Elmer Charter. Dewey Monteer. Marion Milne. Hyrum Stag. Carlos Hanson.
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CHOOL days-hO\v much reflection these words contain. This is the springtime of life when the buds of thought are just ready for opening. It is then that we are so earnestly mounting the great ladder of learning, that ladder which has no end but leads ever on and upward. It is true that we must always be ascending or descending; we cannot remain still, we must either fall back or advance. But _our school days, the time when the mind is developing and forming, is the time of the greatest ascension. It is then that the brain is most ready to receive; it is then that the character is formed for future life. Each act or thought, be it ever so small, will some time make itself known. Our school days are the days of happy hours. In them we form true friendships that ~vill last throughout the coming years, and though we are scattered far apart, time or distance can never blot out the memory of our happy school days. They will come back to -us in dark hours of sorrow. In our dreams we will live again the . time we spent in forming the golden chains of friendship, whose links can never be broken or rusted apart. And when we are tottering down the hill of life, we will look 路back and long for just once more our "Happy School Days.'; ~
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In the year past our newly devised government (student self government) has· been launched upon that untried sea, and we champion the a"{ th"is first admin-istration. and say that it has been a success, morally, financially, and i)ractically. Never before in the history of the school has_ the student body been effective until the year we now regret-to leave. The students' or-ganization has been guided by the officers forming the executive co1mi1iftee. i3y our own practical experience in this new regime we ha.ve. come to realize that the foundation of a school, as of society, is law and order; that the student by wisely governing himself certainly gains the supreme end of his education and \vhatever ha~ caused him to put forth efforts of improvement and selfcontrol has trained hin1 toward this .end. High school students have come to regard this system of selfgovernment as an active, willing participation in the responsibilities of school government and have· a"ttended to their duties faithfully as m~mbers and officers in the organization, enJorcing the rules, notwithstanding the possible opposition and jll-will of the offenders. Thi.ts by doing and observing such,, we have without question received a most excellent training for citizenship .. Our government has been expressed in the will of the students to enthusiastically support · the best interests of the school. and disapprove of anything harmful to its welfare. Such has been the experience of the student body officers in heiping to make this first administration of student self-government a success and a boost to the .Jordan High School. lVIay this organization continue to endure and its praises be heard when it~ friends and foes, those who support it and those who assail ·it, those who bare their bosom in its defense and those who aim daggers .at its heart, shall all sleep in the dust together.
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HE Jordan High School is in line with other schools in placing football first on the list of high school athletics. No activity should involve a larger number of students. The training necessary for football is the kind that puts "red blood" into the veins of men. Playing football means the spending of leisure time profitably. We are in need of men who do things, men whose time is given to the school in some form of activity in preference to displaying finery in the halls; and where will you find a sport more worthy of a person's best efforts than football? It tends to eliminate the unmanly quality of petty cowardice and places the virtues-bravery, courage, and determination at the head of the list.
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The following men represented Jordan in football this year: Oldham, H. Morris, E. Morris, T. Dewey, Richardson, vVhitmore, R. Brown, Glover, Vann, Mickelson, Pixton, Canning, Lambert, Lind, Ellis, Terry, R. Gardiner, C. Brady, Boberg. Many of the abovenamed men will be in Jordan next year. Let us get together and boost Jordan by boosting football next fall.
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'I i7T'HE first real event that took place in the history of the Jordan High. School during 1916-17 was the Freshman-Sophomore flag rush on September 15. The Sophomores defended the pole. for ten minutes, keeping the struggling, determined Freshies from mounting to any height. The battle raged and exci'tement from the side lines grew "tense. After a vigorous fight, the whistle sounded and the wn~stling ceased. Then the volunteer "Red Cross nurses of the Senior Class" played an important part. Many victims were revived by a s'wallow of water. Several who were thought deJ.d suddenly came 'to life when the ambulance drew near. The rest period over, the battle was resumed by a football rush to de'termine the victor. The Freshmen secured the ball, and proudly bore it across the field. Sept. 16_:._A p:.-.rty of twenty-three made the annual expedition to Mount Jordan. However only eight reached the top. The High School was represented by Principal Henry Peterson, Christina B. Clayton, and Genevieve Johnson, all three of whom clin1bed to the top. SeJ)t. 22-The Student Body enjoyed its first matinee dance m the J. H. S. gym. Oct. 2--The Jordan High School had its annual excursiOn to the Utah State Fair. Oct. 5-The Student Body gave a matinee dance in honor of \iVilliam Dewey, one of the football men, who met with an accident while practising . .:· O:::t~· · l3~ J oFdan football_ .. tea·m met Ogden on Jordan's campus; Ogden won with a score of 48 to 7. The defeat was taken in a good-hearted m_anner, _\vit!1 hepes that the future would prove as superior.
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Full in the flash of the golden day, 路 The sunflower raises his lordly crest, Flaunting a scentless life away, \Vith its diadem, bright afi a monarch's dress; _As who should say, 'Come worship me, The lady and c1ueen of the garden bed." But soon as the twilight dims the lea, Its petals are folded; it droops its. head. 路 The violet's home .is down In the vale, \Vhere none intrude on the moss'd retreat Save a curious beam, or a wandering gale, Who leave it laden with odours sweet, But when daylight melts to purple pale, When the songs of the birds stream far aud wide, In richest perfume路 its flowers exhale \Velcoming the .restfulness of eventide.
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Dear Editor: 'Vhere can I have hair combings made into a gentleman's watch chain ?-Fay Dooley. At the Sasse Hair Factory, 218 So~tth Main St., Salt Lake City.
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Dear Editor: Is it proper to hum the tune when you are dancing ?-George Whitman. No; it is decidedly bad taste and very discourteous to one's partner.
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Dear Editor : Should a girl accept a proposal the first time ?--Miss Thurman. Certainly. Perhaps you have missed your chance because most men would never dream of asking the second time.
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Dear Editor: As yet I have been unable to get pictures from the. girls m our graduation class. Can you help me ?-Robert Pixton. . · Send one of your photos to each of the girls. Ask them kindly for an exchange and offer to pay the difference. ~
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Dear Editor : · Please inform me when wedding announcements should be sent out.-Olivia Gardner. Do not·send your announcements out until the day of, or the day following your wedding. You might whisper of it to your friends if you ··tell them not to tell.
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Dear Editor: Since I have taken up farming I have found a very bad looking bug on my potato vines. It is two inches long and has glass eyes. 1 am in great distress. because I fear for my crop.-Bres. Wiilard . Oliver. Take a smooth board six inches by two inch.es. Lay the bug on the board and hit it in the head with a hammer. If one blow is not sufficient use two. When the eyes are injured it can no longer see your vines. Editor's Note: It w;ill be necessary to send· private answers to the other questions, as trey are too personal for publi<; discussion. 71
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Where is it? What .is Some· Freshman, and perhaps. a few Sophomores mur. ·I.nur, as they 'read the title.· . · ··Ni:n\·,Junicrs and Seniors, isn't it a shame that we have so sadly neglected the education of these children? Let's make amends, as : best \ve can, by telling them all about M t. Jordan and tile famous hikes that teachers and students have made to that moumam peak. For a long time the highest and m.ost rugged peak in the mountains east of Salt Lake valley was called by a half dozen. different · names: "Lone Peak," ·"Farmers' Peak," etc.·; but when the Jordan High School was placed almost under the very shadow of this peak, could there any longer be doubt about the true name for it? M t. Jordan, like all other rugged mountain peaks, persistently challenges every nature lover; it stands winter a11d summer and s.eems to say to admirers below; "The view is wonderful, why don't you climb?" and much as all .love a challenge, very few seem to have heard the. call of .M t. Jordan. In September of last year, Superintendent Ryan, and a few other enthusiastic mountain climbers planned a hike to Mt. Jordan, and in-· vited student and teacher to join them. \Vhen mountaineers, familiar with this section of the country heard of the expedition, most of them laughed and said, "You'll never climb that mountain; I've tried. it . four or five times and I know :it can't be done. Insects can walk up - ·those cliffs perhaps, bitt men can't." In spite of such discom;'ag<!ment, the date for the trip was set and much enthusiasm was shown by _ teachers and .students throughout the district. However, whe11 the day arrived, the weather was cold and stormy and only .'about ten clin1bers appeared at the appointed meeting place, on the morning of the hike. When they got well up into the mountains they encountered a severe snow storm and one or two turned back almost at the beginning of the trip. Several climbed thirty or forty yards of the top of the peak and then gave .up. They would very likely have succeeded had it not been for the cold, which so numbed their hands, as to make climbing over the rocks excei~ingly dangerous. ·Four or five of the party reached the summit. ~nd M t. Jordan was officially ·· · ... n:1med. · · Xn spite of the difficulties and hardships of .the climb; everyone who went last year wanted to repeat the trip and great preparations were made for the "Mt. Jordan" hike in September, rn6. It was decided that the trip could be made more enjoyable by taking inore time .for it, so the crowd planned to leave the high school shortly after school closed Friday afternoon, to spend the night in the foothilkand to begin the climb at daylight Saturday morning: It seems that fortune smiled on the "hikers" this year, for the weather was glorious and about twenty-two students and teachers met at the high school on the afternoon of September fifteenth: Tf words but had the power of the camera we might give you a picture .that would' set you to' guessing for the crowd might easily have been taken for .a troop ·of gypsi-es or .-a}Qad of homeless ..rB.elgian refugees. Several· of the girls wore bloomers, one or tw_o w_ore overalls and high top boots, and a number wore skirts, shockingly slrort. Perhaps the most noticeable figure in the group was a ge11tlerrian whp ap-
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Albert Brockmeyer...............:.:::.::........:...:.....:....................................... Sandy, Uta:h Nora Tangwall Peterson ..................c............................................_Butler, Utah E. Berg. J orgensen .......................- ..........................:.....:·.................. _.Milford, Utah Martin Kuhre ..............................................................................~ ...~.Chic·ago, Illinois Basil Walker................................................................................................... Union, Utah Gertrude Anderberg................................................................................... Sandy, Utah Darrel Gardner..................,.......................,................................ W est Jordan, Utah Elgin Walker................................................................................................_Union, Utah Ebba Lindell Finlayson ..................,...................................... Pocatello, Idaho Esther Lindell White ...,...................................................................... Hyrum, Utah
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Salt Lake City, Utah .·Raymond BerreL.......................................................................................Union, Utah Marian Nelson................................................................................. _......Midvale, Utah Esther Swenson......................................................................................... Sandy, Utah Charles Lords ........................................................................ Salt Lake City, Utah Wayne EgberL ................................................................................... Midvale, Utah Rosa Johnson Smith ......................-----------'·············'···············-··········Draper, Utah Grace Sharp .........................................:....................................................Midvale, Utah Hyrum Glover........................................................................... West Jordan, Utah Alva Despain.........................................................,..................:________________ Granite, Utah Ebba Nordberg.......................................................................................... Geneve, Idaho Stella Greenwood .................................:.......,.............................................Union, Utah .Earl Ferguson ............................................................................................. Sandy, Utah Harvey Driggs ............................................................................................ Sandy, Utah Iva Peterson............................................................................................. Bingham, Utah Ann Gardner..........................................................................................:.....Kamas, Utah Irene Allen.,.........................................................................................Chicago, Illinois Ervin Milne ......................................................................................................... Union, Utah Albert Anderberg ....................................................................................... Sandy, Utah Earl White .......................................................................................................................................... Class of 1915. Lionel Hartvigsen .................................................................................. Sandy, Utah Edward Beck................................................................................................ Sandy, Utah Eva Butler .........:..............................................A. C. College, Logan, Utah Lois Walbeck Brindley..................................................................... Coyote, Utah Thomas Parmley ...................................................................................... Sandy, Utah Alma Crane............................................................... A. C. College, Logan, Utah -John Anderson................................................................................................ Sandy, Utah James 1\'Ionson............................................................................................... Sandy, Utah Olivia Nelson ..... :....................................... Cleveland, Emery County, Utah Eva Elvin............................................................................................................ Sandy, Utah Vvilliam Thon1pson ................................................................................ Magna, Utah Washington Boberg................................................................................. Sandy, Utah Lenard Larson ................................................................................................ Sandy, Utah Carol Smith ................................................................................................... Midvale, Utah Blanche Nelson Coe ........................................................................... Garfield, Utah Leon Morgan.........................................................~---········Los Angeles, California Alvin Thornblade: ...................................................................................... Sandy, .Utah Herman Nelson ........................................................................................:.... Union,. Utah George Bateman ................................................A. C.;Con~·ge,. Logan, Utah Mary Hansen ........................--------······································--···:..:......:...Rtveiton;· Utah Margaret Lehman·· McMuUen........................................:.-::Bingham, Utah. · . Author Morris ..... _.: ...:..::...:...........~---··················.A. C. College; Logan, Utah Carlos Hansen................... ----------···························-················-·········-Midvale, Utah Ella Brown .............................. ---········--·'·································-~---···········-'-'-··-~Draper, Utah Maida Crosgrove ..................----'-································-·······-,-·-·HOtirieyville, Utah
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Class of 1916. . Jennie Garfield ..............................................:..............................................Draper, Utah Merle Brown ........................................................................_..................... Garfield, Utah Arvid Anderson ....................................................................................... Midvale, Utah Bernice Nelson ......................................................................................... ~ ... Welby, Utah Orrel Greenwood......................................................................................... Union, Utah Maxine Presler... .................................................................................... Midvale, Utah Brigham Hardy ..................................................................... Salt Lake City, Utah Josephine Peterson...............................................................W est Jordan, Utah Erma Despain ............................................................................................. Granite, Utah_ Perry Gardner... ........................................................................... W est Jordan, Utah Elgin Erickson ............................................................................................. Sandy, Utah Kathlyn 路yland Terry .....................................................................Draper, Utah Leona Leak ................................................................................................ Midvale, Utah .Rosena Dansie ....................................................................................... Riverton, Utah James \iVhitmore .................................................................................... Midvale, Utah .Venice Deming ......................................................................................Coalville, Utah Violet Swenson ............................................................................................. Sandy, Utah Ortence Fitzgerald ................................................................................. Draper, Utah Alva Butler .....................................................................:................................... Sandy, Utah Hazel N elson ................................................................................. Vvest Jordan, Utah Genevieve Fitzgerald ........................................................................... Draper, Utah Leland J orgenson........................................................................................ Sandy, Utah Varro J ones ...................................................................................................... Heber, Utah Golda Brown.................................................................................................. Draper, Utah Ida Gardner......................................................................................................Kamas, Utah Horace Burgon ....................................................................................... Midvale, Utah Lamont Crosgrove ................................................................................. Draper, Utah Dora Boyce ................................................................................................ Morgan, Utah Verna Fitzgerald.................................................................................... Draper, Utah Lawrence Despain .............................................A. C. College, Logan, Utah Pearl Cowley............................................................................................. Granite, Utah Fedelia Nelson ...................................................................................Cres cent, Utah Hattie Parry ............................................................................................. Granite, Utah Leland Wardle ..........................................................................W est Jordan, Utah Oscar Sjoblom .............................................................................................Draper, Utah Irvin Greer.. ..............................,................................................ Salt Lake City, Utah Ethelyn Oliver ........... :.................................................................................. Union, Utah . Walt~r- Atwp.od.....................................:....................Jndependence, Missouri Mervin Des'pain,.. :.: .....................................:......"A;. C. College, Logan, Utah Fay StewarL......................................................................................:........... Sandy, Utah
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If anything is happening, you will find me there, I'm always present everywhere, I am very clever when it comes t9 wit, Every body round the school is fond of it, You ought to hear me crack a joke, My face is my only fortune. Everybody: Then, Walker, you're broke.· Satan: But what's the crime wherewith we have him charged? 3rd 'Imp: Murder, my lord, a foul, unnatural crime. All (Moaning) : Murder? Alas! A most unnatural criine. Satan: Who was his victim; pray what did he slay? 3rd Imp: He murdered oft the English languageses. Satan: Away! and let him taste a murderer's doom. . (They chain him up also.) Mr. Jorgensen: ·Now, Satan, if you'll only listen here-: Sa tan: What? .You again. (To Imp) : Thy hand upon his mouth. (Miss. Bowen's voice he1J-.rd off stage.) Miss B.: Oh this iS<;s,well. Watch out, I'm coming down. 1st Imp: Miss ·Bowen, I can tell her by a word. Miss B.: That 'was a_ swell ride; do you want me here? ·Satan: Who woul.ci not want you any place, my love? But tell me, dear, wha(have you eve~"done To justify my liberating you? Miss B.: I taught the girls. to sew a good straight seam; and mend and patch and darn a husband) clothes. Satan: Stop! that's enough, I'll send you straight to heaven. Miss B.: My lord, I do not want to go to heaven. Satan: Then where, young lady, do you want to go? Miss B.: To Brigham where my loving Cy is; he longs to gaze into my lustrous eyes. Satan: Alas, that cannot be, but never fear; He'll f9llow lustrous eyes e'en though to hell; Just make yourself at home, my pretty on.e. (Bell rings.) Satan: The bell! Who's here? (Heard off) Tis I, Alma Smith. (Smith enters looking as if he had been al'guing with his Ford.) Satan: My Imps suggest a punishment most dear. Mr. J org.: I mi-ght suggestSa tan : I'll use 'another word. 1st Imp: Consider. well, my lord, bef9re you act,·· In like. the culprit owned and·f<t.~ a:·l,;:{)ra~· . , Satan:_ .He .own~Q. ~-E.'9~d?. _Dra:w .. nc;!arer, my good man. F.o:r you have suffered more than man should bear, You had yqur hell on earth ; fear nothing here. C~me sit th~e here upon my right most hand. 86
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(To Mr. Thatcher): Now, sir, what do you want? And who are you? Thatcher: I, .sir, taught wood work at Jordan High. 1st Imp: He ever was a loyal, helpful guy; To student dances' and to High School shows He always lent a willing ready hand To build and mend, get ready and prepare, He really was the High School classes' friend. Satan: \iVe'll keep him here to build and fix and mend.
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Satan: Ha! Ha! Who have we there? (Hansen shooting in). Hansen: Yes, you can laugh for you have lots of hair, But listen, sir, w-hen I remove ti1y hat, I'm half undressed, and bared unto the heat. Satan: 1 need not ask thy name, I know it well. Hanson, we've waited long to greet you here, Thy sins are great; thy punishment shall be. Mr. Hansen: \Vhate'er my sins I penance did in life, Enough to wipe the blackest sins away; I was a busy man, yet every day At morn and night I had a weary task, A greater task than that of ther men. For when at breakfast and at supper time I washed my face, I had to wash my head. There was no way to tell where one began Or t'other ended, so I paid the price. Satan: That will not help you here, you cast your hair, In counting money, tainted ~nd ill got, Wrenched in pennies from poor students路'. hands. (To Imp) : But say, speak for.th, what is his chief offense? 1st Imp: I have him _booked, sir, as a bootlegger. Accused, my lord, of runn~ng a blind pig. Mr. Hansen: . It is not true; I swear it is not true! Satan: How's this? Step forth, my Imp, and give thy proof. lst Imp: 'Tis as I said, he ever broke the law, In prohibition district he sold gum And therefore tempted students pure, to sin. Satan: Away with him! He hangs his head in shame. (The Imps take him back stage.) _ (Mr. Johnson hammers on the gates outside and shouts m an-
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WHY. Questions hard ones, Flunks galore. Pencils bitten, Smiles laid by, Vacation coming....,That is why.
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PRETIY GREEN. A little green Freshie in a green way Some chemicals mixed, just for fun one day, And the little green grasses, tenderly wave O'er the little green Freshie's little green grave. While Miss Bowen was in New York City last winter she decided to learn some of the new dances so she went to one of the leading dancing academies. The instructor was helping her when suddenly she slipped and fell do·wn. Four men rushed to her assistance and, as they were manfully endeavoring to assist her to her feet, she said, "Oh, do hurry, tl;tis floor is so lumpy." "I'm not a ltimp," came a voice from below. "I'm the instructor."
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ANTOMINA IN D. S. CLASS, TASTING CAKE FROSTING. "Oh, this tastes just like the kind of kisses I like so well."
SPEAKING OF WISDOM. To jump into a bramble May not be very wise, But what of men \\"ho haven't push Enough to advertise?
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