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by Annabeth Reeb

CRIMINAL MINDS

We’re always looking out for your next binge-worthy Netflix shows, but this week we thought we’d highlight a notso-new gem on Netflix. Sooth your postHalloween sadness with all 11 seasons of “Criminal Minds” on Netflix.

If you’ve never seen this riveting TV drama, now is a good time to start. “Criminal Minds” takes everything a step above most crime shows as it follows not only a group of FBI profilers (who are really cool, by the way) but it also gives you glimpses into the killer’s mind without revealing everything about them. If you’ve ever wanted a job in the FBI, “Criminal Minds” will convince you to try to become an FBI profiler.

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MICHAEL BUBLÉ Album: Nobody But Me Release Date: October 21, 2016

The team takes little details about the murders and signatures and builds a surprisingly accurate profile of the killer they’re looking for. Watch a couple of episodes and you’ll pick up on some of the patters. For example, women tend to kidnap infants and men tend to kidnap children.

The other great thing about “Criminal Minds” is the team. We are convinced you’ll fall in love with them too. Hotch is in charge and has this really alluring face that shows zero emotion, which comes in handy because he has to always keep his calm. JJ is a beautiful blond who throws all female stereotypes out the window with her kickass field skills and intelligence.

Derek Morgan is the ultimate tough guy with a sensitive side, and Reid is the most beloved nerd of all time. There are plenty of other characters you’ll fall in love with as well—those few are just the tip of the iceberg.

Essentially, “Criminal Minds” is a show that could take entire days of your life away if you’re not careful, so watch with caution.

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oulful and classical artist Michael Buble has released his latest pop album. This new album is a little different than his other albums, but it’s just as perfect as his other albums. It was released on October 21 and is titled “Nobody But Me.” The single, “Nobody But Me” was released on August 19, is part of Bublé’s ninth studio album and first in the last three years after “To Be Loved” from 2013. The next most popular track on the album is “Someday,” a duet with Meghan Trainor that is also written by Trainor and Harry Styles.

According to Bublé’s website, some of the songs are remakes of classic songs, such as “The Very Thought of You” and “God Only Knows,” and three others are written by Bublé himself. This album is also the first in which he has recorded music not penned by him, and that includes rap lyrics from guest, Black Thought.

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alloween has come and gone, and now we patiently wait for the calm before the storm of finals, also known as Thanksgiving. And with Thanksgiving quickly approaching comes all of the potlucks. Whether it is for work or for fun, if you are challenged in the kitchen, this time can be very stressful. So, to save you time and worry, here are three easy treats that will be a hit at any gathering.

APPLE PIE BITES: WHAT YOU NEED: • 1 Small Granny Smith Apple • 1 Tsp of Apple Pie Spice • ¼ Cup of Brown Sugar • 1/3 Cup of Pecans • 1 8oz Can of Pillsbury Crescent Rolls • 3 Tbsp of Butter WHAT TO DO: 1. Start by placing the crescent rolls on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

2. Mix the brown sugar and apple pie spice, then spread evenly among the crescent rolls. Add a few chopped pecans to the rolls as well.

3. Next, place an apple slice (that has been dipped in the melted butter) on the wide end of each crescent roll.

4. Roll them up and bake for 10-12 minutes until golden brown.

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NO BAKE PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE BITES: WHAT YOU NEED: • ½ Cup of Pumpkin Puree • ¼ Cup of Powdered Sugar • 1 ½ Tsp of Pumpkin Pie Spice • 2 ½ Cups of White Chocolate Chips • 6oz of Cream Cheese • ¾ Cup of Vanilla Wafer Crumbs WHAT TO DO: 1. Melt a ½ cup of the white chocolate in a bowl (you can use the stove or a microwave).

2. While the chocolate is melting, mix the crumbs, puree, cream cheese, sugar, and spices, in a separate bowl.

3. Add the melted white chocolate to the mixture, add more sugar if needed.

4. Refrigerate the mixture for 30 minutes, or longer, depending on the consistency of the dough. You want it hard enough to form balls.

5. Place wax paper on a cookie sheet.

6. Begin making balls out of the chilled dough, about a spoonful at a time.

7. Melt the remaining white chocolate and dip the balls into the melted chocolate.

8. Refrigerate until the chocolate is hardened and serve!

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APPLE SPICE DUMP CAKE WHAT YOU NEED: • 1 Box - Betty Crocker Spice Cake Mix • 1 Stick of Butter (Melted) • 2 Cans of Apple Pie Filling • 2 Tsp of Ground Cinnamon WHAT TO DO: 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and spray the inside of a 9x13 casserole dish with non-stick cooking spray.

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ithin the last few months, College Station has welcomed in a little slice of heaven. Located in the Kohl’s shopping center on Texas Avenue sits a bakery with the most delicious treats; Nothing Bundt Cakes has finally come to Aggieland!

When first walking in the bakery, your eyes immediately go to the display case filled with “Bundtlets” and “Budntinis” which are small personal cakes. One of the perks of going into the bakery is that they are usually offering a sample of a new flavor!

When we went in it was lemon, and so delicious that we almost just ordered that and called the tasting over. We ordered three different flavors: pumpkin spice, red velvet, and marble. Of course the pumpkin spice filled the fall craving and was very tasty. The marble, a yellow cake and chocolate cake swirl would be perfect for a birthday or large party.

After a long debate it was decided that of the four total that we tried, red velvet with chocolate chips and the signature cream cheese frosting would be our mainstay order from Nothing Budnt Cakes. The cakes don’t stop at personal size though. They offer 8’ and 10’ budnt cakes that you can have decorated and tiered for a larger party. So next time you have a sweet tooth, this is the place to go! pg 8 • MAROON WEEKLY • Nov. 02, 2016 • maroonweekly.com

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FIRST FRIDAY @ DOWNTOWN BRYAN

f you are looking for a night of free and great live entertainment, look no further than Grand Stafford Theater. On November 4, the Stafford will host a free concert to accompany the other festivities of First Friday. Quiet Company, Nic Armstrong & the Thieves, Shark Rider, and The Ex-Optimists will all be a part of this free concert at Grand Stafford.

Based out of Austin, Quiet Company has made a national name for themselves through their energetic shows and indie rock vibes. Being called a mix between The Beatles, Death Cab for a Cutie, Arcade Fire, and Weezer, they have gained national publicity through the praise of The New York Times, TIME, NPR, Houston Chronicle, and Austin Chronicle. They won Rock Band of the Year at SXSW in 2014, adding to their ever-growing collection of Austin Music Awards. Their most recent album, “Transgressor,” has been compared to Foo Fighters and Pavement and Manchester Orchestra, and is sure to wow the audience at the Grand Stafford.

Originally from the UK and now based in Austin, Nic Armstrong & the Thieves have been deemed a mix of The Beatles and bluesy American traditional rock with hints of vintage Kinks, The Who, and Rolling Stones. Past Coachella and Austin City Limits performers, Nic Armstrong & the Thieves put on an exciting

show built on Great British songs. They have toured North America, the UK, and Europe with Oasis, Paul Weller, and The Pretenders. Their performance at Grand Stafford is one you will not want to miss.

Shark Rider formed in the summer of 2015 as a compilation of Austin musicians and has morphed into a band with a unique punk infused band of rowdy surf rock. Taking inspiration from surf guitars and tones of the Ventures and Dick Dale, they also have been influenced by bands such as The Cars, Joe Jackson, and Weezer. They are currently based out of Austin where they do their writing and recording, but they are taking their show anywhere and everywhere as often as they can. Be sure to check this new band out at First Friday.

And finally, The Ex-Optimists is a band located in our own backyard! Currently based out of College Station, The Ex-Optimists are an indie noise rock band trying to make a name for themselves in the Brazos Valley. Influenced by Sonic Youth, Mission of Burma, Nirvana, and Catherine Wheel, this band is sure to excite and entertain.

General admission is free, and there are premium options for sale on the Grand Stafford Theatre website. Doors open at 7pm and the show starts at 8!

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by Annabeth Reeb

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all is a time for pumpkin patches, hayrides, trick or treating, crunchy leaves, pumpkin lattes, and most importantly, corn mazes. There’s nothing like trying to find your way out of an Aggie themed maze while crunching over fallen cornhusks and the Texas A&M Agronomy Department has fulfilled that particular niche.

The maze is located in a research plot at 2641 F&B Rd, which is about a 10 minute drive from Texas A&M’s campus. The maze multi-tasks as not only a fun afternoon, but also a way for A&M’s Agronomy Society to educate the community about the agronomy department. And, really, there’s no better way to do that than creating a corn maze for fall fanatics.

AGGIE CORN MAZE

Not a lot of people think about what science goes into growing something as vast as a corn maze, so this fall attraction will work toward uncovering the hard work and processes behind such a feat. For a town and university based on agriculture, the chance to continue to dig into our roots (pun intended) is one that won’t be easily passed up.

The maze will also feature a pumpkin patch, so there will be plenty of opportunities for great pictures! The Agronomy Society is asking for $5 per person to go towards the building (and growing) of their maze for years to come, so anticipate this being a staple in College Station for future autumns.

The maze is open every weekend until Friday, November 11.

Additionally, there will be games and other chances to learn more about Texas A&M Agronomy and agriculture to inform our local community.

The Texas A&M Agronomy Society states their mission as “Our mission is to increase and disseminate knowledge concerning soils and crops and the conditions affecting them, as well as the effects of agriculture on the environment,” and it seems that the Aggie corn maze is doing just that!

So bring your friends and family for a day to enjoy the hard work of Texas A&M and chase each other around in a corn maze because, really, would it be fall in Texas if you didn’t? maroonweekly.com • Nov. 02, 2016 • MAROON WEEKLY • pg 11

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BRAZOS VALLEY WORLDFEST @ WOLF PEN CREEK

ince 2007, Brazos Valley Worldfest has encouraged the celebration of international and cultural diversity and heritage of the Brazos Valley. This year, the event will be kicked off with a Friday Night Concert and Dance in Downtown Bryan before the festivities at Wolf Pen Creek on Saturday. All of the activities provided by Worldfest will share the common goal of celebrating and learning about cultural diversity. There will be storytelling, food, crafts and imports available for purchase, cultural displays, and much more.

stage, and performances by Las Rebeldes de Houston at 11:30am, 1:30pm, and 3:30pm. The Global Marketplace will be located around the amphitheater and will include vendors with crafts and imports from around the world and an International food court. Brazos Valley Worldfest is a day for the whole family with interesting activities for children at the Kids’ Village. Take your kids to enjoy a petting zoo, bounce area, arts & crafts, community stage, and many other fun games and activities.

Starting off the event will be a series of cultural performances at the Palace Theater during First Friday on November 4. The Performances will begin at 6pm with the Jane Long Middle School combined orchestras. Also performing will be Henderson Harmonics, Davila Middle School Theatre, Salsa Fusion, and Fuerza Latina. This night of live music and dancing will be completely free.

You can sign up for a spot as a vendor, submit a recipe to the Worldfest cookbook, or sign up to volunteer at the event online where you can also find more details about the activities that will be available. Come celebrate the Brazos Valley’s array of heritages and cultures with a weekend of familyfriendly activities.

The main part of Worldfest will take place on November 5 at Wolf Pen Creek.

The festival will begin at 10am and will continue until 6pm. This includes the Global Village, Marketplace, and a Kids’ Village to round out your experience.

The Global Village will include cultural displays and demonstrations, a heritage

Head out to downtown Bryan on Friday, November 4 and Wolf Pen Creek Saturday, November 5 to be immersed into the cultural diversity of the Brazos Valley. Not only is it fun and educational for the whole family, but also is one of the Brazos Valley’s favorite traditions.

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AGGIELAND HEADS TO THE POLLS

t’s holiday season. It’s turkey season. It’s monsoon season. And most importantly, it’s election season. Disputes between candidates, the issues, and their views have been prevalent for over a year and time has finally come to elect the next POTUS. The third and last presidential debate, which took place in Nevada on October 19, presented the two candidates for president: Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee and former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton.

The candidates discussed issues like employment, tax concerns, and foreign policy.

Early voting began October 24 and will continue through November 4. Three locations in Bryan and two in College Station will be available, and they close at 5pm on weekdays. Those locations are in the MSC, CS Utilities and Training Facility, Arena Hall, Galilee Baptist Church, and Brazos County Administrative Building.

Voters need only to bring an accepted form of identification, most commonly a driver’s license to vote. Election day around the country is November 8 and polls in Texas will be open from 7am to 7pm, and you can find a list of polling locations at http://brazosvotes.org/voting-centers. More information can be

found on the Texas Election Center website: vote.org/state/texas. Residents can also check in which county they are registered to vote on this website.

Texas has been a Republican state for many years, with the party controlling the state in the House and Senate. However, during the primary elections in March, a majority of the votes went to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

Texas is predicted to remain largely Democratic throughout this election.

During the general election on November 8, Texans will also be able to vote for House of Representatives members; a total of 36 candidates will be elected.

Currently the Republican Party is ahead with 25 out of 36 votes.

Another recent issue that is more prevalent in daily life than just politics is low voter turnout. According to the Huffington Post, United States had the ninth-lowest voting rate among 35 other countries. Other news sources like CNN.com predict voter turnout will be even lower this year because of residents being unable to pick between the “lesser of two evils.” However, most people do not realize that they don’t vote for just a president, but they also vote for other components in the party, including the House and Senate, to control Capitol Hill. Additionally, every vote counts to make the national government more representative and democratic.

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RODIN EXHIBIT @ STARK GALLERY

ne of Texas A&M’s most diverse and colorful programs is the University Art Galleries Department, located inside the Memorial Student Center on main campus. This department includes the J. Wayne Stark Galleries, which were named after the first director of the MSC and have been hosting various exhibits since 1992.

Though the galleries were formed to temporarily display art exhibits, they are now home to various permanent collections that are part of the Division of Student Affairs. The galleries were built to display 19th and 20th century American art, but now also display many other forms of arts and humanities.

The galleries have most recently launched the exhibit titled, “Rodin: Portraits of a Lifetime/Selections from the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Collections.”

Auguste Rodin, a French sculptor who specialized in realism, was considered quite ahead of his time and his sculptures usually carried specific themes.

The exhibition will be on display through December 17 and will focus on his bronze pieces that are now a popular art form. Bronze casting is an extensive method that involves constructing a clay mold, followed by heating and

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cooling of the metal. Among the pieces presented will be “Heroic Bust of Victor Hugo,” and “The Creator,” both of which portray Rodin’s admiration for the human life form.

Though his work was criticized during his time, Rodin refused to change his style and his sculptures are now seen with great appreciation and reverence.

Similarly, the monument of Victor Hugo was disliked by much of society because his style was too different from that of other local artists. Much of his work is also inspired by his collaboration with fellow artists during the New-Baroque period, during which many sculptors used reflection of light to highlights parts of the subject.

The Rodin exhibit is presented by the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Foundation, that has been displaying such exhibits around the United States since the 1970’s. The exhibition is located inside the Memorial Student Center from Tuesday-Friday 9am-8pm and Saturday and Sunday 12pm-6pm. Admission to the galleries is free and more information is available on the University Art Galleries website.

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THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: A QUICK TIP GUIDE TO SURVIVING AGGIE RING DAY

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ing day is among us again, which means hundreds of happy Aggies are blissfully waiting to receive their own little piece of gold. Like always, we want to fill you in with the best tips to make sure Ring Day goes smoothly.

Be sure to show up to your reserved time slot fifteen minutes early, though there’s really no point in showing up any earlier than that because the group before you will still be taking up the line space. The good ol Aggie engineers have figured out the best possible way to funnel hundreds of Ags through the Association of Former Student’s doors. So have faith in the process. And if you miss your time, there’s a “remake” time every hour for those of us who are always running just a touch behind schedule.

Next, don’t forget your ring ticket along with two forms of identification, which can be a driver’s license, a student ID, a passport, or a ring receipt.

You can also bring along mom, dad, a few cousins, and the rest of your

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Photo by Larry Field Photography

extended family, but remember to stay together because they will all need to be with you to enter.

Last step: check out the Career Counseling booth for job advice because now that you’ve earned your ring, you’re almost in the real world!

Once you’re there, feel free to buy a ring day shirt for $20 to commemorate the event, or just hold onto your Ring Day fan. There will be free Slovacek sausage, along with purchasable bottled water and Coke products. Once you’ve got your coveted Aggie gold, make sure you get a picture in front of the giant ring, bus 12, or any of the other amazing props that will be stationed around the fountain.

With Texas A&M continuously growing, each ring day brings in more and more people. That being said, it’s hard to hit up some of College Station’s most famous spots to eat during those crowded weekends. We recommend trying out some great finds in Bryan to avoid the crowds, such as Mr. G’s pizza or the Proudest Monkey. And don’t forget to make a reservation! Get your gold, and gig ‘em.

Photos by Larry Field Photography

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by Shelbie Warr

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WILLIAM CLARK GREEN @ HURRICANE HARRY’S

ut your boots on and grab your flannels because Harry’s is hosting another fall country concert. Texas Country big name William Clark Green will headline a show at Hurricane Harry’s on November 4, accompanied by Wes Nickson.

William Clark Green is from Flint, Texas and attended Texas Tech University. Since the age of thirteen, Green knew that music was what he wanted to do with his life. He spent much of his free time taking guitar lessons and writing music with his cousin as he fought to make his dream a reality.

While at Texas Tech, he played as many live shows as he could which assisted him in becoming a well-known name in the Texas music scene. Green now has four full-length albums to his credit, the most recent of which titled “Ringling Road” released in April of 2015. Earlier this fall, he released a live 16-song album recorded at historic Gruene Hall and it’s been a huge success among fans and country music lovers alike.

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Date: November 4th Time: 9:00 PM Cost: $10 Info: harrys.bcsclubs.com

William Clark Green sites his father as well as Willis Allan Ramsey

by Danielle Anthony as his inspiration for his music, which is known for story telling and straight forward lyrics. He sees songwriting as reality and does everything he can to portray that reality to his listeners.

Wes Nickson hails from New Braunfels, Texas and is known for soulful ballads that tug on your heartstrings, although that’s not all his music has to offer¬–he is known to rock out at venues. He studied for two years at Levelland’s South Plains College in the same music program in which well-known country artists such as Lee Ann Womack and Keith Gattis originated from.

Nickson has one full length album titled “Tired of Waitin’.” Since the album’s release in 2006, two separate singles have been released, but no new album as of yet. He is currently working on a new album that is due to drop early next year.

Both acts are sure to bring have the audience dancing the night away after Aggie Ring Day. General Admission tickets are $10 and can be purchased online through the Harrys webpage, at Cavenders Boot City in College Station or the University Drive location of Aggieland Outfitters. Doors will open at 9pm.

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ELF THE MUSICAL @ RUDDER THEATRE

he best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

The second best way, however, is by attending “Elf: the Musical” in Rudder Theatre on November 9 and 10 at 7:30 p.m.

“Elf: the Musical,” based off of the well-known 2003 hit movie staring Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel, hit Broadway in 2010. “Elf” broke Hirschfeld box office records three times, grossing over a million dollars in one week.

It was the third-best grossing show in the 2010 Thanksgiving weekend, sitting behind big name shows “Wicked” and “The Lion King.” There was also a Broadway revival of the show in 2012.

The production brings all the magic and laughs from the movie to the stage and puts it all to music. Follow Buddy as he embarks on a journey to New York City to find himself, find his father, and, above all, help New York City rediscover the true meaning of Christmas.

To say that this won’t be a good time filled with Christmas cheer

would be to sit on a throne of lies, as Buddy would say. The production features songs and books from Tony Award nominees. The show was also nominated for Distinguished Production of a Musical at the Drama League Awards in 2011.

Along with two stints on Broadway in 2010 and 2012, the production has done three North American Tours as well as a West End production that opened in October of 2015 at the Dominion Theatre. As of December 2015, it was the fastest selling show since the theatre’s opening in 2015.

NBC also broadcast a stop-motion animated adaptation of the musical in December of 2014 titled “Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas.”

Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny-muggins: get to Rudder Theatre for this Christmas classic. Tickets run between $35 and $85 and can be purchased at the MSC Box Office website. The production runs two and a half hours and includes a 20 minute intermission between acts.

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