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WHY I WON'T GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER n“I will be busy at my restaurant working throughout the Easter season, because if I don’t work and spend time praying God won’t give me any free money in compensation.” n“I won’t attend because ever since I moved to a new neighbourhood two years ago, I have not found the time to discover where the local church is.” n“I will be using my time off work to catch up with friends and family, and the pogramme has so many people to visit, so I don’t see myself finding the time to attend church.” n“I am a Catholic by birth, but on a low note I rarely go to church and even this time I don’t see myself attending. It has been a while since I last attended the Easter service.” n“I am a Christian but this year, I am

not sure if I will go. I will be home.” “I am Anglican but last prayed at Easter two years back. I am not planning to pray this year.” n“Sorry, I don’t go to church at all. I am not religious.” “I denounced Christianity because its stories don’t really add up.” n“I stopped believing in any supernatural powers five years ago and ever since I have not been to church outside of weddings, baptisms and funeral services.” n“I was thrown out of church for turning up drunk straight from the bar, and I wouldn’t want to ever face that embarrassment again, so now I keep away from church all the days of my life.” n“I will not be attending because I am still working on finding the right religion to subscribe to.”

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