The Moses Mistake by Rick Scholz (rscholz@comcast.net)
Theories abound regarding the source of the recent fire at The Cathedral of Notre Dame. This may seem a little silly but my usual unreliable sources report that Moses was in the tower that day. Yes, that Moses, and yes, it is somewhat odd that this Old Testament "Parter of Seas" was hanging out in this particular New Testament 'French' Palace of God, but then, Moses was always a restless soul. I guess floating in a basket made from bulrushes as an infant permanently un-tethered his life force from earthly reality... or something like that. Apparently, Moses was making a grilled cheese sandwich (un sandwich au fromage fondu) after ingesting a psychedelic substance. Remember the burning bush that talked to Moses?
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