I happened to overhear several spoons yakking in the kitchen drawer last night when I got up for a drink of water. Spieling spoons in our cutlery drawer? Really? Had I finally, as my wife tells me daily, come unhinged? Well, see what you think. Naturally I expected any midnight Spoon Talk to be chock full of Spoonerisms, you know where you say "Shake a Tower" for "Take a Shower" or a "Lack of Pies" for a "Pack of Lies" Surprisingly, these spoons were deep in an existential discussion... which is to say, the were discussing the possibility that The End of Spoons was nigh... Yoiks! Two of the spoons looked to be close friends, you could tell by the way they leaned towards one another with obvious physical affection.