A Penguin Jesus you say?

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A Penguin Jesus you say? A Christmas-y Story by Rick Scholz Did you know that Penguins had their own Jesus, Joseph and Mary? Yes, there was actually a little Penguin Jesus, as you can plainly see in this photograph of the nativity scene. Would you like to hear a story about little Jesus Penguin? Would you like to hear how Penguin Jesus was conceived? And maybe listen in on God and Jesus chit-chatting when Jesus was just a little tyke? And would you like to hear how Penguin Jesus got his nickname... Sunbeam? Yes? Great! So... here we go!. Jesus was just a twinkle in Joseph's eye that cold Antarctic night when Jesus was conceived. Up above, the southern lights were a shimmering curtain of blue-green light when Mary winked suggestively at Joseph and whispered, “Time for a little Hubba, Hubba?” Well, Joseph was a male penguin in the prime of life so of course he said, “Yahoo! Let's get it on!” and on that very night Penguin Jesus was conceived! Just so you know, that story about the “immaculate conception” of Jesus that penguins read about in the Penguin Bible was totally made up by the Killer Whales. Yes, Killer Whales who, when they are not eating penguins are busy telling lies for their own selfish purposes. Sheesh!

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