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Hi folks, What is going on, The Weather?, I am told it,s never this windy in June. The Tourists?, Its never been this quiet in June. The Football? , England look a different team to the one that qualified so impressively. I received a txt that suggested the World cup was turning out like the Second world war?
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The French surrenered early , the Italians too The Americans joined at the last minute and we were left to battle the Germans Hopefully the season will get going properly now that we are in July. Last months find Georgie winner was Del Smith via Email for 10 points, Beth from Simones Hair in Alhaurin was second. 8 points. Arte hair in Alhaurin 6 points.
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Cigars A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of 24 rare, and very expensive cigars, insured them against fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won!In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires."After the man
cashed his cheque, however, the insurance company had him arrested...on 24 counts of arson! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one-year prison terms! 'Bizarre Car Crash' Two men remain in hospital after a bizarre accident in which a car smashed into the top floor of a house. Police are investigating exactly how the car managed to "take off" from street level and crash into the house in Basingstoke, Hants. The men's condition is described as serious, but stable. Police want to speak to a third man, who was helped from the car but then left the scene. The occupants escaped uninjured as they were asleep in another bedroom. A police spokeswoman said that one man was found in a passenger seat
and the other man, who they believe could be the driver, was found under the front wheels. Joyce Harman told BBC News how she and her husband Joe were woken by the crash. "It was just horrendous," she said. "My husband thought the dog had knocked something over downstairs but as he got to the bedroom door he could see the hole in the wall and all the furniture moved. "That's when we came downstairs and saw the car there." The Harmans have been told they will not be able to live in their home for at least two months and that it will have to be partially rebuilt. The couple's neighbour, George Harrison, said what had happened was "just absolutely incredible." "The fence has been knocked down and the car's gone through a pathway, a signpost, a tree and the front lawn. "How this happened I shall never know." A Hampshire Police spokesperson said the red BMW lost control on a bend of the nearby A30, hit the kerb and "launched through the air, colliding with the first floor of a house." "A full investigation has been launched into the circumstances of the crash and how the vehicle collided with the first floor," she said. Officers have not yet dismissed reports that a third person may have been driving the car. They are trying to trace the vehicle's registered owner, but it was not reported stolen at the time.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?” I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions. Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is crap, and your crap is stuff? If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. It’s never just a game when you’re winning. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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What to do with an old computer? So you have just bought a new computer but what do you do with your old one? Before you decide, take a few minutes to look at my guide it may help you decide what to do with your old computer. Reuse it. Your old computer is no longer fast enough to serve as your main computer, but it may be able to handle Web browsing and light word processing. Consider keeping the computer to use for lighter duty elsewhere. Get a computer professional to configure a simple network to allow you to share your internet connection with other members of your home or business. Upgrade it. Another option is to extend its life with a few wellchosen upgrades. Add a larger-capacity hard disk, some extra memory, and a new operating system, and you might be surprised at how fast that old computer can be. To see what type of hardware is installed on your old computer, do the following: Hardware upgrades typically make the most sense as a few well chosen upgrades can breathe new life into that old computer. After you've upgraded the hardware on the computer, you can improve its performance by upgrading the operating system. Give it away If you don’t have anyone in mind, giving a computer away might not be as easy as it sounds, especially if your computer is more than three or four years old. Check with charities to find out if they have any minimum requirements for accepting computers. If the computer includes any software, the charity will want physical copies of the software licenses along with your signed agreement to transfer those licenses. Recycle it If after everything your old computer has finally reached the end of the road, don't just throw it in the rubbish. Some components are toxic. Some computer manufacturerstake old computers regardless of who manufactured them. These manufacturers typically send old computers to a firm that disassembles the computers and recycles the pieces. Dell and Gateway have excellent recycling programs. If they are too far away try your local computer shop.
The hard disk in an old computer will be full of personal data, financial details, emails, photos etc. Data has a way of hiding on your computer. Traces of passwords and other information can be saved in temporary files on the hard disk. If you wipe out the contents of the folders where you normally store data, you might overlook these hidden files. And even when you delete a file from your hard disk, it doesn't really go away. Bits of data remain on the hard disk until they're overwritten by other data. This data can be recovered by anyone who knows what they're doing. Wherever you buy your new computer get a qualified technician to transfer your data to your new computer and clean the data from your old one. Keep your personal data personal. If you want advice about upgrading your old computer, data transfer or cleaning your old data email me. Russell Vaughan - Mintmicro Computers. www.mintmicro.com tel:952596346 or 665016374
Oman is this months A- Z feature Population : 3.3 -million Total Area: 309,500 square kilometres Languages: Arabic & English Religion: Islam Currency: The Rial Capital city: Muscat National sport: Horse racing The oldest independent state in the Arab world, Oman is one of the more traditional countries in the Gulf region and was, until the 1970s, one of the most isolated. Occupying the south-east corner of the Arabian Peninsula, it has a strategically important position at the mouth of the Gulf. It borders the Emirates, Yemen and Saudi Arabia At one time Oman had its own empire, which at its peak in the 19th century stretched down the east African coast and vied with Portugal and Britain Oman under Sultan Said bin Taimur, who came to power in 1938, experienced decades of international isolation, a society run along feudal lines and internal rebellion.
After deposing his father in 1970, Sultan Qaboos Bin Said opened up the country, embarked on economic reforms and boosted spending on health, education and welfare. As with other Gulf nations, oil is the mainstay of the economy, providing a large chunk of GDP, but compared to its neighbours Oman is a modest producer. Agriculture and fishing are important sources of income. Tourism, another source of revenue, is on the rise. Oman's attractions include a largely-untouched coastline, mountains, deserts and the burgeoning capital Muscat, with its forts, palaces and old walled city. Most Omanis follow the Ibadi sect of Islam - the only remaining expression of Kharijism, which was created as a result of one of the first schisms within the religion. for influence in the Gulf and Indian Ocean The country has so far been spared the militant Islamist violence that has plagued some of its neighbours. Politics: Sultan Qaboos seized power in 1970 and rules by decree; he has moved to increase popular participation in decision making Economy: Oman is heavily dependent on oil; a diversification drive includes tourism; the policy of Omanisation aims to replace expatriate workers with locals International: Oman is a long-standing US ally; there is a free trade agreement between the two countries
Historical facts Oman was once one of the richest countries in the world; its wealth came from the trade in incense. Frankincense trees only grow in the wild.The legendary city of Ubar controlled the Frankincense trade. It is said that Ubar was destroyed, buried beneath the desert because its wealth led the people away from religion. A shrub called myrtus communis, or yas, has leaves which are used as perfume. Sailing ships were built in Oman thousands of years ago, when the country's wealth depended on trade. Sur still produces the
traditional dhow. Coir rope, made from coconut fibres, was used to bind together the timbers of the sailing ships in traditional ship building techniques.In the highlands there are raised irrigation systems, carrying water from mountain streams, which are over two thousand years old. The Aflaj Irrigation Systems are on the World Heritage List.Oman is traditionally known for breeding Arab horses.
Bedouin women wear Omani burqa masks to hide their faces from strangers. A necklace known as hirz is often worn, this piece of jewellery is worn for protective reasons as it has compartments for carrying verses from the Koran.The tradition of lailat al henna is a female celebration on the eve of a wedding; the bride's hands are decorated with henna patterns which will last for a number of weeks. Omani men wear the long robes known as dishdashas and traditionally wear curved daggers known as khanja. Turbans are also part of the national dress.After expelling the Portuguese in the seventeenth century, Oman has remained independent. Oman joined the League of Arab States in 1971.The national flag of Oman is red, white and green and was adopted in 1971, when the country joined the United Nations. Tourists were only allowed into Oman at the beginning of the 1990s.
Football free zone at Nigel & Cheryls With all the hulla baloo over the World Cup its refreshing to find that ther are some places you can go to escape and enjoy good food without the noise.
each day they have the chef’s specials, so there is always something on the menu to take your fancy. From a filled baguette to a full multi course meal.
At Nigel & Cheryls you can lose yourself just by sitting and taking in the seaview and after smelling the sea air it makes you hungry to try some of the delicious food on offer.
During the football, to help those lonely ladies ( soccer widows ) pass the time they have been offering a glass of wine free with every main meal.
You can try a succulent prime Irish Sirloin steak with all the trimmings, they have a deal including wine at the table.
Those who don’t want to sit and eat they cater for that too, with a superb takeaway service of food and drinks, so you can enjoy it at home or even on the beach.
Fancy a curry? if you do then on Mondays and Fridays they have over 15 different curries to choose from and prices start at 7€, no wonder they were on TV.
With a full menu & childrens menu too this is one place that you will want to visit again and again.
by Jan Morley Now that we´ve cleaned all the rust off the bbq, and it´s time to impress our friends, here are some chicken recipes to try. Coconut chicken kebabs Skewered chicken cooked in a refreshing coconut marinade.
Ingredients (serves 4): For the chicken 12 wooden skewers 4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts, each weighing about 175g, cut into 2.5cm cubes Oil, for brushing For the marinade 250ml coconut milk 1 mild red chilli, deseeded and sliced Grated zest and juice of 1 lime 1 garlic clove, crushed 3cm piece root ginger, grated
Method: Place 12 wooden skewers in cold water and leave them to soak for 30 minutes. Stir together the ingredients for the marinade and tip into a shallow dish. Add the diced chicken, mix well, cover and chill for 25 minutes. Remove the chicken and discard the marinade. Remove the skewers from the water and pat dry. Divide into twelve equal portions and thread the cubes onto the skewers. Brush with oil and barbecue over Direct Medium heat for 8 to 10 minutes, or until the chicken is cooked through, turning once. Moroccan grilled chicken with preserved lemon
Ingredients (serves 4): 12 chicken drumsticks 2 tbsp olive oil 1 preserved lemon, washed and chopped, skin and pith only 1 clove garlic, crushed 1 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp ground saffron or turmeric 1 tbsp paprika 1 tsp crushed chilli For the dipping sauce 4 tbsp coriander, chopped 4 tbsp parsley, chopped
3 spring onions, finely chopped 3-4tbsp lemon pickling brine
Method: 1. Mix the marinade ingredients in a roomy bowl. Stir in the drumsticks, until well coated. Cover loosely and leave in the fridge for a few hours, overnight if possible. 2. Preheat the grill or barbecue. It should be moderately hot. Shake the excess moisture off the drumsticks and grill until the juices run clear, test through the thickest part with a skewer. Meanwhile combine the ingredients for the first dipping sauce, and leave to infuse. 3. Serve the grilled drumsticks with the dipping sauce on the side Grillslinger The grillslinger can lay claim to being one of the most original barbecue innovations in years. A twist on the classic builder's belt design, the grillslinger features washable lock and load inserts that hold your barbecue tools while you work. It even comes loaded with knife, tongs and spatula
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Hola and welcome to your July ‘Paparatzzi’ column. I begin with the what can only be described as a bizarre spat between one of the UK’s brightest ‘of the moment’ stars James Corden (of Gavin and Stacey fame) and one of our most accomplished and finest actors, Sir Patrick Stewart at the annual Glamour Magazine awards ceremony. Corden was the host of the evening and was berated by Sir Patrick, a guest presenter, for among other things ‘standing with his hands in his pockets’. The odd exchange continued with cutting remarks from both sides and an increasingly uncomfortable audience of onlookers. Much ado has been made about it in the press with Sir Patrick coming off worst with descriptions of ‘grumpy old man’ abounding! Well, when you allow a room full of ego’s, young and old, to sit together and ply them with alcohol what would you expect? At the same awards Cheryl Cole (is it Tweedy yet?) was decorated with the ‘Woman of the Year’ award in recognition of ‘the very difficult year she has had’. As true as that maybe, if the rest of us mere mortals were a penny (or even a pair of Jimmy Choo’s) behind her I think we’d probably all survive too. Credit to Cheryl though, instead of the weeping acceptance speeches that celebs usually bore everyone with she thanked her dentist! Well if all it takes is a new set of nashers then I wish someone had told me earlier – I would have been in that chair as quick as a flash. In the Queen’s birthday honours list two Corrie favourites, Barbara Knox (Rita) and Eileen Derbyshire (Emily) were recognised and given MBE’S, and for the Welsh contingent Catherine Zeta Douglas was given a CBE. All were said to be delighted and shocked at the announcement. More news from Wales, Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson have announced their separation. This sad news has been marred by the unfortunate fact that only 6 weeks prior to this they were featured in a large magazine spread announcing their engagement.
As cynical as we probably all are about this, they do have 2 young children and so we can only hope that this isn’t all for the benefit of the copious amounts of press coverage that they are getting. Michael Flatley, the man with the feet that defy all logic, has been doing the rounds again after years out of the spotlight due to a debilitating viral condition. He is back in Lord of the Dance, with himself in the starring role, and on tour in the UK later this year. Elsewhere, Christine Bleakely is said to be ‘considering’ an attempt by ITV to poach her for a reported £1 million contract. This would inevitably see her join her former One Show host Adrian Chiles when he takes over the GMTV sofa later in the year and would apparently also give her a Saturday evening show. The BBC meanwhile were said to be ‘shocked’ that she was even considering it as they have offered her a contract for £450k per year to continue with them and front their Olympic coverage. No prizes for guessing where she will end up! Finally, if you have ever found yourself saying that ‘exams aren’t like they used to be’ well you could be about to be proved correct! It has been reported that a new GCSE English Language exam is currently being put together by exam boards which will include the study of ‘celebrities’ such as Simon Cowell, Sir Alan Sugar and comedian Eddie Izzard. Apparently students will study their use of language and answer questions on the peculiarities. (Shakespeare is clearly no longer ‘fashionable’). And before you check this, yes it really is a true story so no more thinking that these ‘gossip’ magazines have nothing to offer – apparently they will be helping 16 year olds all over pass their English exams. Well folks that’s all for another month – have a great July and I’ll see you again in August. you next month!
Fiona you can email me on fionameston-inns@hotmail.com
Honouring those who improve the species.... by accidently removing themselves from it! or almost! Wetting The Bed 2009 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (27 October 2009, Arkansas) Thirty-year-old Devan LeAnn of Shongaloo, Louisiana, was visiting Lake Ehrling with a male friend. Recent bouts of heavy rain had resulted in a flood of runoff water, and they decided it would be fun to take a mattress careening down the surging water in the spillway. Unfortunately Leann was riding a foam egg-crate style mattress pad. Imagine a wet foam pad. Are you sinking yet? According to her friend, Devan LeAnn simply vanished from sight at dusk. The next morning her body was found in a tangle of trees 70 yards below the spillway. Parents, warn your children! Wetting the bed can be deadly Priest Visits Boss 2008 Darwin Award Winner Confirmed True by Darwin (20 April 2008, Atlantic Ocean) A Catholic priest recently ascended to heaven on a helium host of party balloons, paying homage to Lawn Chair Larry's aerial adventure. In 1982, Lawnchair Larry attached 45 weather balloons to his lawnchair, packed a picnic lunch, and cut the tether--but instead of drifting above Los Angeles as planned, he was rocketed into LAX air traffic lanes by the lift of the balloons! Astoundingly, Larry survived the flight, inspiring the movies Up! and Deckchair Danny, and Adelir Antonio, 51. This priest's audacious attempt to set a world record for clustered balloon flight was intended to publicize his plan to build spiritual rest stops for truckers. But as truckers know, sitting for 19 hours is not a trivial matter even in the comfort of your own lawn chair. The priest did take numerous precautions, including wearing a survival suit, flying a buoyant chair, and packing a satellite phone and GPS. However, the late A.A. made a fatal mistake. He did not know how to use the GPS. The winds changed, as winds do, and he was blown inexorably toward open sea. He could have parachuted to safety while over land but chose not to. When the voyager was perilously lost at sea, he finally phoned for help--but rescuers were unable to determine his location since he could not use his GPS. He struggled with the unit as the charge on the cellphone dwindled and died. Instead of a GPS, the Priest let God be his guide. Over the next few weeks, bits of balloons began appearing on mountains and beaches, indicating that God had guided him straight to heaven. Ultimately the priest's body surfaced, confirming that he had indeed paid a visit to his boss
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change, when they're going to see you naked anyway? If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? How far east can you go before you're heading west? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? How fast do hotcakes sell? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space? Can a black person join the kkk? When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
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George Carlin is this months guest comedian The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice. People who ask, “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a choice, did ya there, buddy?
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICES When you reach for the remote control, your first expectation is for the machine to spring into action, followed by the relief that should come quickly – cool flowing air, cooling down your rather hot and sticky situation! Air conditioning is a modern day must. We travel in air conditioned vehicles, shop and work in climatically controlled premises. It is almost unthinkable then, to return home, and try and live a life several degrees hotter than we are comfortable with!! A room can be acclimatised with a modern, slim-line air conditioning unit, fitted and working in less than 4 hours. These days quality units should be virtually silent in operation, and with this quality comes the economy of usage. A good quality inverter unit costs as little as 80 cents per day to run.An air conditioning unit should be serviced once a year to maintain the correct and effective levels of operation that you would rightly expect to achieve.
Although cleaning the units’ filters is a job that most owners can carry out themselves, there are many more technical checks that a professional qualified engineer will carry out. Beware the cheap Chinese imports and the supermarket specials! The reason these units are advertised as maintenance free is because it is impossible to maintain or guarantee a unit where there are no parts available. This is the time of year when the air conditioning units have to perform at their optimum level of operation. Quality units, that carry a good guarantee, and that have been serviced on a regular basis, will do this. Also be aware that if you receive a quote for installation or service of machines that is substantially cheaper than a quote from a quality company, then there is usually a very good reason for this!! Each room size or apartment layout is measured for the correct BTU level of apparatus. As a purchaser – it is easy to make the mistake of accepting a quote where the units have been under sized, purely to reduce the price of the quote. Now armed with all this information, you now have the relevant facts to go ahead and purchase or service in confidence. Helen Johnson
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Summer Hair care As the weather hots up & about time too ! We need to be thinking about taking care of our hair in the sun. Sun dries out hair just like it dries out your skin, so here are a few things that you should be doing to keep your hair in tip top condition. Firstly a good cut is essential, getting rid of the dry split ends is a must. When you are planning to be in the sun always use a leave in conditioner and wear a hat or headscarf, this not only protects your hair from the sun it also stops your scalp from burning. Buy a good intensive conditioner use it at least once a week leaving it on as long as possible. All hair colours fade in the sun but by following a few simple rules you can keep this to a minimum. Never sunbathe without your hair covered and when walking about in the sun wear a hat, if you burn your scalp use a good tea-tree shampoo and conditioner this will relieve the burning. (As a little bonus its worth knowing that teatree shampoos keep away head lice so its very good to use on children) When swimming, especially if you have blonde hair, you should avoid chlorinated water as it can give you a green tinge. If this does happen, use tomato ketchup on your hair, leave for 5 minutes it works. So remember hair is like your skin, cover it where possible enjoy the sunny weather. If you have any hair queries or wish to book an appointment Call me Lisa at Simones hair Alhaurin el Grande 952 594287
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Beavers are more than intriguing animals with flat tails and lustrous fur. American Indians called the beaver the "sacred centre" of the land because this species creates rich habitats for other mammals, fish, turtles, frogs, birds and ducks. Since beavers prefer to dam streams in shallow valleys, much of the flooded area becomes wetlands. Such wetlands are cradles of life with biodiversity that can rival tropical rain forests. Almost half of endangered and threatened species in North America rely upon wetlands. Besides being a keystone species, beavers reliably and economically maintain wetlands that can sponge up flood waters (the several dams built by each colony also slows the flow of flood waters), prevent erosion, raise the water table and act as the "earth's kidneys" to purify water. The latter occurs because several feet of silt collect upstream of older beaver dams, and toxics, such as pesticides, are broken down in the wetlands that beavers create. Thus, water downstream of dams is cleaner and requires less treatment. A Bit About Beavers These large rodents move with an ungainly waddle on land but are graceful in the water, where they use their large, webbed rear feet like swimg fins, and their paddle-shaped tails like rudders. These attributes allow beavers to swim at speeds of up to five miles (eight kilometres) an hour. They can remain underwater for 15 minutes without surfacing, and have a set of transparent eyelids that function much like goggles. Their fur is naturally oily and waterproof. Beavers' ability to change the landscape is second only to humans. But that is just one reason why we find the flat-tailed species fascinating. Adults may weigh over 40 pounds, and beavers mate for life during their third year. Both parents care for the kits (usually one to four) that are born in the spring. The young normally stay with their parents for two years, and yearlings act as babysitters for the new litter. While some beaver behaviour is instinctive, they also learn by imitation and from experience. Dr. Donald Griffin, the father of animal cognition, has said, "When we think of the kinds of animal behaviour that suggest conscious thinking, the beaver comes naturally to mind." Wildlife rehabilitators find beavers to be gentle reasoning beings who enjoy playing practical jokes. An Indian word for "beaver-like" also means "affable." Once weaned, their favourite foods include water lily tubers, clover, apples and the leaves and green
bark (cambium) from aspen and other fastgrowing trees. Tree cutting is part of nature's cycle, and beaver pruning stimulates willows, cottonwood and aspen to regrow bushier than ever next spring. After eating, beavers use the peeled sticks to build a teepee-like lodge (house) on the shore and/or a dam. By damming streams, beavers often raise the water level to surround their lodge with a protective moat, and create the deep water needed for winter food storage in northern climes. While other wildlife endure wintertime cold and hunger, beavers stay warm in their lodges with an underwater food cache of branches nearby. A beaver colony, can consist of six or more, including parents, yearlings and kits, yet they peacefully coexist in a lodge with underwater access to the iced-up pond for four months or more in the North. Because they breed only once a year, require stream side habitats, and two-year-olds leave home each spring to find their own territories, beavers rarely overpopulate. They are limited to a small fraction of the landscape that is close to waterways. Kits have many predators includinghawks, owls and otters. Bears, wolves, dogs and coyotes can also take adults that are especially vulnerable each spring when two-year-olds seek new territories. Accidents are another frequent cause of mortality, including falls into abandoned wells, and traffic accidents. Trapping is the most common source of mortality. Like many wildlife species,beavers self-regulate hawks, owls and otters.Bears, wolves, dogs and coyotes can also take adults that are especially vulnerable each spring when two-year-olds seek new territories. Accidents are another frequent cause of mortality, including falls into abandoned wells, and traffic accidents. Trapping is the most common source of mortality. by starting to decrease their rate of reproduction when occupancy reaches a certain level. In vast areas without trapping, beaver populations may peak, and then slowly drift down to a sustainable level. By the early 1900s, beavers were almost extirpated from North America due to trapping and draining of lands for agriculture. Estimates of the current population are as low as Like many wildlife species, beavers self-regulate five percent of those present prior to European settlement. Nonetheless, as beaver reclaim some former territory, conflicts with humans arise
Capricorn 22nd December – 20th January Eight of Pentacles Capricorn recently had a win of some sort, which has set the scene for July to be a peaceful month of hard but satisfying work. A harkening back to friends from your past or family background helps enrich the environment, both inner and external, that you are working in. As finances expand as a result of this month's efforts, so does your state of emotional peace and harmony Aquarius 21st January – 18th February Four of Pentacles You have won something, Aquarius, where a relationship is concerned. This something is around money concerns, and even though your win is necessary for further stability, there will still be the need to juggle financial issues for a while yet. The impact of this on your relationship is not without stress, but you know yourself that these measures were necessary Pisces 19th February. – 20th March Four of Swords Your main focus this month, Pisces, is concerning issues arising in your Career sector. Certain hopes and ambitions are currently on hold and you tend to feel like you're in a state of deep freeze. You won't be feeling like this for long. A partner will not only bring you strength and solutions, but will be of more support than you would have expected. Aries 21ST March – 20th April. Queen of Cups This Queen tells of emotional harmony and enrichment, and that's exactly what Aries can expect in the month of July. There had been some emotional upsets in the previous months that have now come to a state of settlement. You will be making much of the happy home life that is now restored, sharing this joy around your hearth and heart with friends. Taurus 21st April – 21st May King of Swords Ah! Focus is on issues arising in your sectors of Career and Finance and that's hardly surprising. Yes, you do need to keep your eye on the ball where these sectors are concerned. Keeping a clear head and a strong heart will serve you well. Do remember that as long as you deal swiftly and concisely with troubles as they arise, all will be well.. Gemini 22nd May – June 21st Events occurring this month for Gemini in the sector of Romance and Relationship are governed by the hand of karma, or destiny. There has been evidence of dishonesty in a relationship in the recent past, and July is the month when it comes to a head. You will initially battle to make sure that all is fair and equal for both parties, but the person in question will take too much advantage of this, so you'll have to toughen up a bit. You can solve problems arising swiftly, but the whole process will see you a touch exhausted. Work for your rights and the outcome will be excellent. Cancer 22nd June – 22nd July Page of Wands The hand of karma or destiny guides you this month, Cancer, where career hopes are concerned. There's a rural theme to these events, or at very least work will have a very earthy element to it. Although you are a water sign, the grounding that comes to you through the opportunities on offer will be excellent for you. However it manifests for you, it'll be top echelon achievement for career advancement Leo 23rd July – 23rd August The Lovers Yes, the perfect card to have in your sector of Romance and Relationship, and it means exactly what it appears to mean: love. There is however a word of warning here within the cards. It's very important that you maintain a healthy independence in the relationship and support the same in that significant other in your life. Equally, you will need to each express your needs clearly and negotiate that which you can fulfil and support in all integrity and those which you cannot. Remember, that goes both ways.!
Virgo 24th August – 22nd September The Devil Trouble in the workplace, Virgo. This month sees someone with power in your workplace making life quite untenable for you. Even if you just walk away from the job, manipulations and game playing are likely to follow you for a while yet. Stand and fight. Do it calmly and with strength, and the outcome will be worth celebrating. Assistance and support from a partner will be the key to your success. Libra 23rd September – 22rd October The Hierophant So, you're about to take a risk where your career is concerned, if you haven't already. This will necessitate you applying for advice or guidance from legal or financial specialists, or experts within your professional sector. There's no way around some bad news, but take heart in the fact that before long you will be much better off, leading a more enriching and nourishing life. Scorpio 23rd October - 22nd November The Lovers You couldn't hope for a better card in this sector, Scorpio, especially as it's partnered by the hand of destiny. And supported by the Star of Hope. Very special events are about to unfold this month, in such a way that your destiny and your hopes are in perfect alignment. Those in an established relationship will feel the re-awakening of that old romantic spark. Others will meet a new person who has that special magnetism that a pre-destined encounter alone can generate. Enjoy the ride. Sagittarius 23rd November - 22nd December The Empress You are fundamentally content this month, Sagittarius. You've experienced a career victory that leads to a financial advancement, and you've attended to putting boundaries around that troublesome relationship which had been draining you. Pending relief of financial constrictions will also bring you more in the way of emotional stability and contentment
Hi - My names Lee Jay from Heartfmspain – welcome to my bit……. This is where we try to let you know what’s happening both music and entertainment wise in the Inland Area. I will also be keeping you up to date with new music from artists from around the globe. First off ever heard of Al Supersonic and the Teenagers – no thought not! They sound like a 50’s rock n roll band but far from it……they are a 6 piece soul-band that hails from Madrid drawing very heavily from the UK Northern Soul scene. Al and The Teenagers have a superb album out “Not Too Young” and if you like your Soul Northern style this is for you. P.S. It’s all in English!!!! South Africa is The Place to be this year so one of the bigger stars there - Arno Carstens - is hoping to gain some recognition. When we spoke with him a couple of weeks ago he explained his schedule which included coping with commuting from Cape Town to London which gives him time to follow his passion as a singer, songwriter. His Album “Wonderful Wild” reflects his soulful songwriting abilities which proves that not only the Vubuzela comes from South Africa.Live music is always available with venues such as Zepplins in Alhaurin el Grande, JK’s in Coin and Casita de Aperos in Alora hosting live bands every weekend – see out website for details – www.heartfmspain.com Into Ska and Reggae then the place to be on the 28th August is Los Arcos on the A355 between Coin and Cartama. Heartfmspain and Have A Heart our much loved charity are joining together to bring you a fantastic Summer Party with bands, DJ’s, food, craft stalls and much, much more so keep a eye open for the posters and listen to 95.7fm to get the final low down. Keep listening to 95.7 Heartfmspain the Station with the information from the Heart and Soul of the Campo
Focus on Buyrite The recent BBQ held in Coin on the Cartama/Coin road held its success to the involvement by Adrian of the new Buyrite supermarket in Coin. The delicious food including Sausages, hot dogs , hamburgers , steaks , chilli con carne ,chops with jacket potatoes and a host of salad stuff ensured a sell out evening attend by over 130 guests. Heart FM provided the music finishing with Karaoke a great time was had by all. So what about Buyrite Buyrite is a newly opened convenience supermarket on the Cartama - Coin road ( see Coin map ) It has been open for a few months now and is rapidly growing in popularity due to its location parking, excellent product range and good prices. Not only does Buyrite supply just superbly priced meat products for example its Gammon steaks but it carries a host of those English items that you always need like Pot Noodles , Sharwood and Pataks sauces, mango chutney, HP sauce and British cereals at a brilliant price. The store( a former bank) is bright and modern and well equipt including a surprising amount of freezers all full to the brim with different products. The opening hours are convenient too. As a local convenience store it certainly holds its own on prices for most English products and with a surprisingly large range you can get almost everything you need and another bonus if they don't have what you want Adrian will use his expert knowledge to see if he can try to get it in for you. For more information call 952 453 033
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1. What is the state capital of Florida? 2. What letter of the Greek Alphabet is the equivalent to K? 3. What does the abbreviation BT stand for? 4. Which animal has the scientific name lutra lutra? 5. What is 12 on the Beaufort Scale? 6. Which boxers nickname is Dark Destroyer? 7. What is the date of St George’s Day? 8. In Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, how many tales were there? 9. What is the chemical symbol for tin? 10. What is a cocktail of egg white and Grenadine called? 11. What is a group of crows called? 12. What was Taiwan formerly called? 13. Whose dying words were “et tu Brute.” 14. What does the word karaoke mean? 15. Who is the Roman King of the Gods? 16. Who had a horse called Black Bess? 17. In heraldry what colour is sable? 18. Who invented the lift? 19. Which musical instrument did Duke Ellington play? 20. What does the musical term largo mean?
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Stereo grams Turn the page sideways clockwise and look at the image you should see a flesh eater? Can’t see it, heres some tips that might help The Pullback Get very close to the stereogram, and very, very slowly pull it away from you. At first you won't even be able to focus on the image... However, keep moving the image in and out, relaxing, and it will appear. Look at the Reflection You'll need to LOOK at something about twice the distance of the image. It turns out we have something that is almost always available that is the exact distance... your reflection. By looking at your reflection, this will help, if not put the book one side of a glass door enough to let you see your reflection.then... After looking at your eye, simply stop focusing on your eye, and try to see the image. Repeat, switching your focus from your eye to the image, and your reflection... and suddenly you will get it.
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Across 1. A caretaker (14) 10. Smidgen (5) 11. Express or state clearly (9) 12. Absorbing written material (7) 13. Bothered (7) 14. Different (5) 16. Reality (9) 19. A male sponsor for a child (9) 20. An expensive vessel (5) 22. Imposing in size or bulk (7) 25. Jittery (7) 27. Find repugnant (9) 28. Spanish for "(girl) friend" (5) 29. Conveyance (14)
Down 2. Unembarrassed (9) 3. Lacquer ingredient (5) 4. Logo graph (9) 5. Undeniable fact (5) 6. Essential (9) 7. Electronic messages (5) 8. Day after Monday (7) 9. Record player(6) 15. The facts of the situation (9) 17. Characterized by unrest (9) 18. With your identity concealed (9) 19. Tumbler (7) 21. Foursome (6) 23. Pore (5) 24. Muse of love poetry (5) 26. Plot of land (5)
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Discover how to break a code: Every number in the codeword grid is 'code' for a letter of the alphabet. Thus the number '12' may correspond to the letter 'L', for instance. We have given you 3 letters, 4 = B, 10 = Q & 22 = T Answers on page 78
Using the letter grid below, how many words can you find. - Each word must contain the letter in the middle (A in this example, so SENT is not allowed) - words must contain 3 or more letters (so AS is not allowed) - each letter can only be used as many times as it appears in the grid - no proper nouns , -There is as always a 9 letter conundrum. If you score more than 15 words well done
A damn Chihuahua Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-Eye dog."The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???" First Time Sex A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time .The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10pack, or family pack.The boy insists on the family pack Because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
The Blind Mans Blonde Joke A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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MERCEDES S430 AUTO UK RHD 2002 SAT / NAV,TV,CD, PHONE, E/ W,E/ S,H/ S,DOUBLE GLAZING FULLY LOADED TO MUCH TO LIST 6,995€
NISSAN TERANO RHD UK PLATES DIESEL AUTO AIR-CON 7 SEATS 3,295€
CHRYSLER VOYAGER 2.5 DIESEL 11/2003 SEVEN SEATS AIR-CON ELECTRIC WINDOWS CENTRAL LOCKING SPAINIISH 10,995€ REDUCED TO 8,995€