Reviews
Holey Trinity
Thruster 4 in 1 Couples Pump Kit
Mia More
Mia More
Pipedream
SHOTS
Part of Pipedream’s new and intriguing 3Some range, the Holey Trinity is a triple tongue vibrator. The central shaft is for vaginal insertion and boasts 7 levels and 3 speeds. The two smaller tongues are for clitoral and anal stimulation; these oscillate in 10 different sequences and buzz with the vibrations emanating from the shaft. The result is oral sex reimagined as battery-powered rotation patterns, presented as an extremely unusual item. The Trinity’s original appearance extends to the ABS plastic handle at its base, which means you can angle the toy to the areas you most want it – not just externally but internally too. This helps position the toy Goldilocks right. And herein lies the rub – or not. Because, if the Trinity doesn’t suit your anatomy you won’t get as much out of it as its designers intended (think a tickle on the perineum rather than its next-door err… backdoor). With this in mind, we suspect if you enjoy a Rabbit you’ll be likely to favour this baby. Happily, if the fit’s not quite right, the two smaller, rotating tongues of the Trinity are flexible enough to bend out of the way so you can – wait for it – enjoy the largest tongue as a dildo (yes, these might just be the best words ever written!). And because the main vibrational motor is directed at the shaft, it works well for clit stim fun too. Whether your preferred sensation is analingus, cunnilingus or both at the same time, this 3Some product improves exponentially with the addition of lube. In fact, we’d go so far as to say that as far as the Trinity’s concerned, lube is essential: just think of it as your fourth partner… along with tongues 1,2 and 3! The slogan for Pipedream’s 3Some collection is, ‘myself and us’. So, if you want triple the fun with none of the emotional fallout, we recommend the wholly unwholesome, irresistibly unholy, Holey Trinity. www.pipedreamproducts.com 70
Part of Shots’ Pumped collection, Thruster 4 in 1 Couples Pump Kit is a great example of this innovation and quality. The Thruster is an all-in-one, waterproof couple’s toy powered by a 11000rpm motor. It has something for everyone: clitoral and breast pump attachments, a thrusting dildo, and even a penis pump extension. Just select an option and twist and click your chosen accessory onto the base unit. For increased sensitivity, simply pump to plump! The cost of all these toys combined should be incentive enough to splurge on the Thruster or its sister Twister version, which features a rotating dildo. Both suction toys are available in pink or purple phthalate-free and body safe, come, and come with a multitude of fun features. The clitoral cup is the smallest attachment, which measures 4.7cm, shorter than a lipstick standing on its end, and spans 6.7cm across, making it wider than a soda can. The breast cup has a height of 5.7cm and an inner diameter of 9.1cm, enabling a good purchase on the nipple and surrounding area. The penis tube has an internal diameter of 5.5cm and an insertable length of 15cm/ 5.9”. If you’re a girth queen you might find the Thruster’s 3.3cm circumference dildo attachment wanting in thickness, but the vibrations and sublime thrusting sensation should more than make up for it – after all, not every sex toy offers simultaneous sucking and thrusting. Similarly, if you’re a big guy, the penis tube won’t be for you, but maybe a bit of nipple stimulation with the breast cup would be instead. Scroll through the 7 vibration settings by holding down the On-Off button. For suction options, press + button to start the suction or change the 4 modes; press the - button to release the suction. The base is USB rechargeable with the battery giving you 120 minutes fun time. It’s also waterproof. www.shotsamerica.com
