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NAM[· Milu Hockky

PROliR/\M: Gcneral. tudics 'fr.AR OF STUDY· I \t fH:ST/WORST PICK-UP LINE THAT YOU HAYE ACTUALLY USED 01< llEARD:

WllAT WJ\S THE WILDEST THING YOU'VE DONf, FOR A DATE'! Went gulling (mini) @l wonderln11ddre:.~ed like Puyne Stewart.

Best: Du you believe in love @ first sight or should I walk by again.

NAME: Sarah

PROGRAM: /\ssociate of Ans YEAR OF STUDY: I

WHAT WAS THE W1LpES1' TrllNG YOU'VE DONE FOR/\ DATE?

My boyfrienu smashed me through on intersectinn then asketl me out a week lute!'. we nre still together

NAME: Paul

PROGRAM: Visual Arts

YEAR OF STUDY: I st

WHAT WAS THE WILDEST THING YOU'VE DONE FOR A DATE'!

Never daletl, Love suck!

BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE THAT YOU HAYE ACTUALLY USED OR HEARD:

Corney lines suck. Never used them never will.

NAME: Derek Hansom

Deur Mrs. Potato Head Queen

I have a dilemma regartling my hair. It has never been cut and quite frnnkly I have had enough of the long stuff. My ·mane' problem is my boyfriend's allucht11eI1t10 my hair. He continuously complains that if it weren't for my hair. we woulu be able to ench other. Grunted my hair has been u major source of contact between me ant! my boyfriend. und it hus brought him a lot closer to ml! than ht: woultl be without the hair, bur I'm just really getting tired of spending all those or the hours washing and brushing Iny trcsscs (ncvi.:r mind the days I spend i,1 the beauty salon with nil or the ",11·1is1s''there!) I really don't w.int to give up my boyfriend. but I' 111not sure I can dcul with being clini11ed to lhcsc "lni:ks" any111orc, Plea~c.:help me.

Repun1.elwith the ri~ky hnir.

Dcnr Rcpu111.el

Well, it certainly does seem like you h,1vea prnblem here. I can't sympuihi~c with you much (seeing as I've never actual• ly htc.l hair 10 worry about) however· I thi11k

Dear Queen Potato l have u wonderful voice. It is absolutely marvellous to tell you the truth. I sing jazz. with a slight hint l)f' blues with just u faint swirl of clai-sic rock. Ynu would love my music; in fact perhaps you have henrd il ulreutly us I have been l'enturcd on the McKni ns Superfries co111111e•ciuls recently. Oops, I mean. thut probably wasn't very nice of me, did I hurt you'! /\re you sure you're OK. you·re not going to be 111,1d at me now are you'? I need to know how I can get signed onto a recortl company. (Editor's note: did not have enough space to write full apology)

Singing· Squeaky

Dear Squeaky

I have NOT lle;inJ you'rt: vokc before. Nor Ull I care to nnw. hnwevcr, I do have a great uncle thrice removed who once told me he wa:, in ncetl llf n noisc-mukcr to searc awuy the birtls on hi~ blueberry fann (you·re "hint or blues" might be a good thing to include nn a cowr h:ttcr)

Fm advice write: Quci:11 Pntatll Head Advice C11l1111111thccuscatlc@h11tnrnil,l·11111

PROGRAM: Criminology YEAR OF STUDY: 4th

WH/\T W/\S THE WlLDEST THING YOU'VE DONE FOR A DATE?

Spelled out I Love You on a pizza and gnve it to a girl

13EST/WORST PTCK-UP LINE THAT YOU HAVE ACTUALLY USED OR HE/\RD:

When I sow you I fainted and hit my head on the table, so 1'111gonna need your Mine and nuniber for insurance re,1so11s.(and it worked)

NAME: Nashwa Hussein

PROGRAM: Generul Stutlics YEAR OF STUDY: 2nd ye.,r

WH/\T WAS TIIE WILDEST THING YOU'VE DONE FOR A DATE? We11110 the school park. and played on the monkey bars! Use your imagination!

BEST/WORST PICK·UP I.INE THAT YOU HAYE ACTUALLY USEIJ OR HEARD:

Do you work at Safeway? I started Ill talk tu him!