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Volume 1, Issue 1 | 10/05/11 - 10/19/11 | theblacksheeponline.com
The
Black Sheep
“A College Newspaper That’s Actually About College”
VCU, I love you Sarah Aboulhosn and Andy Tran wrote this Plain and simple, Virginia Commonwealth University is the best place in the world.. Everybody at VCU brings something to the table, unless they’re passed out under it. We all love VCU, and love is a big word. I mean, just look at VCU. Look at her hard, like she’s some random person on campus that you’ve been trying to pick up since a Welcome Week party. Gaze deep into her eyes and soak up all of her magic. Think about it...she may even be “the one.” The first time you met her the only thing you could think about wasn’t her crazy and diverse personality, it was that hot body. JMU, Mason and Virginia Tech don’t even compare to the smoking piece of ass that is VCU. She’s just so obviously attractive. She’s not someone that you would bring home to meet mommy and daddy for a Sunday brunch after church. No, they’d immediately know something was up. To know VCU on a personal level, you need to dig deep and accept her for who she really is. One must be open minded when it comes to getting to know VCU. She is covered with piercings, plaid, boat shoes, afro picks and booty shorts. Not everybody is into this eccentric combination, but that’s okay because VCU doesn’t give a shit about what other people think of her Okay, but let’s be honest, sometimes VCU think it’s necessary to act like a kooky misfit, doodling in her sketchbook in the park and smoking menthols to look like she’s eccentric. Sometimes she may even ride incredibly slow on her longboard, listening to dubstep and chugging
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05: Dancing in the dork some dance moves for all you dorks out there...
on her leftover PBR from a frat party. Still, it’s her purposefully odd nature that makes VCU so appealing. Now, VCU may be hot, but she also has personal depth as well. She understands that it’s okay to be a bitch or a slut as long as that only makes up a tiny percent of who she is. She enjoys having a large variety of friends including, but not limited to businessmen, animal rights activists, religiously intolerant preachers, engineers, crazy artists, athletes and doctors. VCU prides herself in her eclectic group of companions. Not only is she friends with all of these types of people, but she also takes the time to be actively involved in all of her friends’ endeavors. She’s one of the only people known to win a national sports title, discover ground breaking medical research, be ranked one of the top artists in the country and create a $5 million construction plan all in the same week. Yeah, executive boards all over the country have recognized that she has an overwhelming amount of originality, creativity and independent thought constantly brewing up inside her beautiful little head. VCU doesn’t want to be like other people she sees. She wants to stand out and say, “screw you” to all of those people who are too average to accept her for her differences. And, after a hard day, all she really wants to do is hit the bar for 2-for-$1 PBRs and watch some Monday Night Football. After all is said and done, the only thing you can really do is continue gazing into those golden eyes and say, “VCU, will you marry me?”
07: to pregame, or not to pregame if you just got to the bar and are sober, the answer is “yes.”
11: the black sheep interviews:
hot hip-hop group, das racist.