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Volume 3, Issue 7 9/27/12 - 10/3/12
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this fall’s look is au naturale Sarra Sedghi wrote this
Well, the Red & Black has done it again: Yet another column has sent students into an uproar. Again. Soon instructions for a Keith Llado dartboard will swarm Pinterest. As infuriating as he is, however, that douche bag with the vagina-shaped smile was right about one thing—over the last century, or however long it’s been, women’s attire has become shorter and skimpier. Soon we’ll all be partying with Lindsay Lohan, because she will be the only person left to respect us. You know, because our clothes are so disrespectful. I wonder if he considered if it has something to do with the dramatic increase in our rights. Once women decided they didn’t give a shit who saw their ankles, the rights started pouring in. We can vote. We can join the military. We are allowed custody of our children after a divorce. And most importantly, we are not only allowed to, but are encouraged to leave the house. But we aren’t stopping there. Women are about to rule the world, and we definitely need to make a statement that will go along with all that power. So, what should our next great fashion atrocity be? Nudity. The same style we sported before style even existed. The uniform that preceded patriarchy. Walking around naked makes perfect sense. First of all, being naked is free, so the money that would go to clothes could be spent on more important things, like food and illicit substances. No clothes also means no dress code, so girls wouldn’t have to worry whether their outfits aren’t appropriate for certain occasions. And think of all the time we’ll save! No more being late to class or hogging up someone’s Saturday night from not knowing what to wear. This is revolutionary! Now is the most opportune time for women to make the next great fashion statement. The election is coming up, and it’s important to know how the candidates will react to our skyrocketing rights. Why should they limit the debates to birth control and abortions? We should get a monthly allowance of candy to help us get through our periods. It’d be a nice reward for not getting knocked up, and I think candy is something that both parties can agree on.
ful weather in is by keeping every square inch of our bodies uncovered. When it starts to cool down a little more, we can take another cue from our ancestors and grow a luscious coat of hair all over our bodies to keep warm. Now we have another excuse to not shave our legs! If your body hair isn’t thick enough to keep you warm, do know that a bare ass looks great with a cardigan and a belt.
Finally, on a more current note, the weather is just starting to get gorgeous. Obviously, the best way to take all this wonder-
Hate on it if you want, but nudity is the most progressive fashion statement women can make. So what if we don’t look like
are you harry potter or are you just drunk?
what’s inside
top 10 drunken eateries
but why can’t it be both?
eat as much as you possibly can at snelling, then pee all over the floor.
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Southern Belles anymore? We haven’t for a long time! The Antebellum period ended 152 years ago. I mean really, people, that was before the Civil War! That term should be left in the dust, just like slavery and the Confederacy. The south, unlike skirt lengths, will not rise. It’s 2012, guys. There’s a chance we might not make it to next year, so let’s shed all the hate. And, of course, our clothes.
Raising awareness: jess cancer one of our articles gave someone cancer! quick, call the... whambulence?
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