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Fall Breakers: A UTK Sequel Scott Hannah wrote this After the critical success of 2012’s Spring Breakers, Annapurna Pictures has decided to green-light a sequel, and The Black Sheep got our hands on a copy of the script. So without further ado, we give you, our loyal readers, the synopsis of the sequel: Fall Breakers. The sequel film keeps the same character setup of four young female friends: Emma (played by Emma Stone), Kaitlyn (played by Emma Watson), Allison (played by Jennifer Lawrence), and Emma (played by Shailene Woodley). There’s also an older male character who takes advantage of them named Brett (played by Jonah Hill). Fall Breakers begins with a montage of the girls growing up together through home videos and pictures and such. They’ve always gone to school together and they all got into the same college—could it be? Yes, it’s the University of Tennessee! Now they all live together in Humes Hall as they discuss what they’re going to do on their first fall break in college. They finally decide to get away from all the partying and craziness and spend the extra-long weekend camping in the nearby Smoky Mountains. The gals drive up and have a blast their first night camping outdoors, reminiscing about old times and telling scary stories, before they hit the hay for another day of hiking. However, after spending the next day exploring, they return to find their tents and all their supplies missing. They wander for an hour looking for their stuff when they run into Brett, a late-twentysomething who lets them use his extra large tent and shares his food with them. The next day the girls get to know Brett, who’s spending a weekend outdoors to get away from the work world and to have some alone time away from the wife and kids. The girls ask Brett if there is anything they can do to repay him. He tells them he needs to find some young people to run a booth for at a nearby food expo, and the four girls agree before he has a chance to say that he works for Chik-fil-A. When they find out they are conflicted: they clearly owe him for what he did for them, but should they really give up all their morals and work for a company with such little social consciousness? Afraid of the consequences of not helping out Brett, namely a guilty conscience, they decide to help him but agree to never talk about it. After volunteering at the expo the girls are getting ready to leave, but Brett asks for one more favor: to help him sabotage an event hosted by KFC. Still feeling the rush of doing something bad, Emma and Emma agree to go with him, while Kaitlyn and Allison return home, not wanting anything more to do with the Brett. Once Brett, Emma, and Emma pull up to the KFC event, some of the KFC cronies recognize Brett, opening fire with submachine guns. Brett’s hit—he goes down. The Emmas, now hell-bent on avenging Brett—proceed forward in a haze of gunfire, disarming the guards and killing them all the way up to the Colonel Sanders himself. Sanders shoots one of the Emmas in the arm—it’s not really clear which one—before he’s gunned down Scarface-style. As they make their way out past all the bodies, they each kiss Brett’s dead body before riding off in Colonel Sanders’ Model T.
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