Vol. 1 No.198
The Coffee wishes A Freilichen Purim to all our readers THURSDAY Feb. 21 2013
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Mishloach Monos from הקדוש ברוך הוא The days are growing shorter The sun is shining stronger Its rays whisper the secret of spring As the birds chirp merrily above I feel it, its scent does beckon Those little sparkles of sunshine Penetrate deep, of hope it does speak Summer days on the horizon As the Yom Tov of Purim looms ahead The atmosphere grows light Adar – the month in which we were saved Adar - a month of potential salvation This year we yearn for a “”ונהפוך הוא To be released from Galus to Geulah From pain and plight into joy and delight Our Mishloach Monos from !הקדוש ברוך הוא
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Researchers find “clear and compelling evidence” that--all else being equal--happy people tend to live longer and experience better health than their unhappy peers A review of more than 160 studies of human and animal subjects has found “clear and compelling evidence” that—all else being equal—happy people tend to live longer and experience better health than their unhappy peers. The study, in the journal Applied Psychology: Health and Well-Being, is the most comprehensive review so far of the evidence linking happiness to health outcomes Researches reviewed eight different types of studies, And the general conclusion from each type of study is that your subjective well-being—that is, feeling positive about your life, not stressed out, not depressed—contributes to both longevity and better health among healthy populations.” A study that followed nearly 5,000 university students for more than 40 years, for example, found that those who were most pessimistic as students tended to die younger than their peers. There were a few exceptions, but most of the longterm studies the researchers reviewed found that anxiety, depression, a lack of enjoyment of daily activities and pessimism all are associated with higher rates of disease and a shorter lifespan.
reduce stress-related hormones, increase immune function and promote the speedy recovery of the heart after exertion. All of these different kinds of studies point to the same conclusion: that health and then longevity in turn are influenced by our mood states. While happiness might not by itself prevent or cure disease, the evidence that positive emotions and enjoyment of life contribute to better health and a longer lifespan is stronger than the data linking obesity to reduced longevity, Diener said. Happiness is no magic bullet, but the evidence is clear and compelling that it changes your odds of getting disease or dying young. Although there are a handful of studies that find opposite effects, the overwhelming majority of studies support the conclusion that happiness is associated with health and longevity. Current health recommendations focus on four things: avoid obesity, eat right, don’t smoke, and exercise. It may be time to add be happy and avoid chronic anger and depression to the list. Have a happy and healthy Purim!
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