The Cioffee Mar 25 by The Coffee

Vol. 1 No. 34

Sunday Mar. 25 2012

‫יום א’ פ’ צו‬ ‫ב’ ניסן תשע”ב‬

Zmanim 7:13.....‫שקיעה‬ 8:13...............60 8:25...............72

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Contents

• Truly Funny • Health: By the Sweat of your Brow? • Make Cleaning Fun For Your Kids

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Truly Funny People from across the spectrum and the decades have tended to come up with truly inspirational quotes as they ponder life’s mysteries . But sometimes, some people’s musings take some unexpected twists and the philosophical merges with the comical for a delightful verbal spin. Read and enjoy!

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film! When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on e-bay. Don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught. Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you! All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.

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Health

By the Sweat of your Brow? We are all looking forward to Pesach, the holiday of freedom, but heralding in this Yom Tov is famously taxing. It is during this period that we become intimately familiar with cleaning products, grime, dust, sleeplessness and… sweat. So, why, indeed do we sweat? Sweating is the body’s natural way of cooling us down. Although it may feel as if the sweat or perspiration is making us hotter, especially on warm days, without sweat, we would not be able to tolerate the heat our bodies would produce. We sweat in order to keep the body at its normal temperature, which is 98.6° Fahrenheit (37° Celsius). If we lost this bodily function we could suffer from heatstroke in hot weather. Think of all the food the body takes in each day. This has to be burned off somehow. The burning of this food produces heat within the body which triggers our brain to kick start the body’s natural cooling process. Inside the human body are long, twisting tubes of cells known as the sweat glands. The blood vessels in our skin open and the fluid is released through our pores. There are approximately 2 million sweat glands in our body. We may not realize it but we perspire even when it is a cold day and we are not doing anything particularly strenuous. The body is two-thirds water and we lose a great amount of this every day through sweating. This is why it is so important to drink approximately 2 liters of water each day in order to replenish the lost fluids. There are two different types of sweat glands: the Eccrine and the Aprocrine glands. The Eccrine is the more common of the two and is found in parts of the body such as the forehead, palms of the hands and soles of the feet. The Aprocrine can be found in the armpits and the end of the hair follicles.

Sweat itself is made up of different elements. The most common elements are water and sodium, otherwise known as salt. At times, we can have a low sweat production--this happens when it is cool and we are resting. The higher sweat production occurs in very hot weather or when we are exercising. High production contains about 20 percent more sodium than low sweat production. There is also a difference in the chemical elements when we perspire. Perspiration that is produced through the Aprocrine glands, or in the armpit, will be thicker and perhaps have a yellowish color. This is because it contains fatty acids and proteins. Sweat is actually odorless, but when it starts to decompose and is attacked by bacteria, the smell can be unpleasant.

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Make Cleaning Fun For Your Kids Here are some fun ideas that you can do with your children to make cleaning more exciting. They are somewhat time consuming, so if you don’t have time for this before Pesach, you can always use these ideas for afterwards!

Musical Chores (two or more) Designate a project such as dusting, scrubbing the floor or picking up toys to each child and start the music. Every time the music turns off, the children switch chores.

Puppet Dusters Make sock puppets and have children slip them on their hands for dusting. Start a contest to see whose puppet get the dirtiest.

Puppet Shiners (two players) You and your child each wear a sock puppet to clean the patio door window. You are on the outside and your child is on the inside. Make it a game to follow one another’s hand movement as you clean the window.

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