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Vol. 1 No. 58

Sunday May. 6 2012

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• The Tree!

• Health: Why do we get fat?

• DIY: Tiny Bow & Arrow • 5 Exclusive Coupons • 2 New Sudoku Puzzles

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The Tree!

In early Feb, one day they came With hacks and saws and all Professional tree surgeons, that’s their name Branches, twigs began to fall With debris they covered the ground Ascending roughly the tree so tall Pulling, removing, shoving, they did pound Until the tree looked oh so small One last swipe; their electric saw did sound Triumph reigned, onto their next call So lost and bare remains the tree Barren, bereft, feeling so alone Sunken in thought, she stands mournfully Why did this occur? How can I atone?

Musing, confusing questions, what will be?

Tears merge with pain, heart weighing like a stone Amidst the sorrow, strikes a memory Of a spring yet to come; so ceases her moan A time of full bloom, and of her revelry Adorned with twigs and branches, leaves and fruit!

The tree outside my window does stand Today, early May, I gave it a glance Leaves and branches, beginning to bloom My eyes filled, my heart lifted from my stance For our lives too sometimes may seem like doom We don’t know why, we just can’t understand Yet, I saw the tree when she was so lost and forlorn Now spring has come and summer will follow too So, though winter can be long, I guess no need to mourn Hashem, master tree surgeon; the best for us does do I just got to bear that in mind and strength to find With wisdom to know and emunah to grow!

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Health Why do we ge t f at?

What do you mean why do we get fat?

Who doesn’t know? We eat too much, and therefore we get fat. Or as the more sophisticated will put it, when we consume more calories than we expend, we store the calories as fat. True, right? …Wrong!

It isn’t that simple. First of all, the myth that “a calorie is a calorie is a calorie” is just that, a myth, and ultimately a misleading one. We don’t eat calories; we can eat fat, protein or carbohydrates. Calories are just a measure of the heat each food releases.

In reality, however, it has very little to do with our metabolism, as our bodies respond differently to carbohydrates, protein and fats.

Studies even prove that people on lower carb diets can eat more calories than those on low-fat diets.

The best way to avoid insulin spikes and thus loose weight is through a low carb diet, as protein and fats will not significantly raise insulin.

Foods that are high in carbohydrates include: bread, pasta, rice, potatoes, and sugar. Avoid these as much as you can. And eat more protein and fats.

There are also supplements available that will lower insulin levels, like chromium and vanadium. Ask your local health food store for a good combination product that will make your cells more responsive to insulin.

Exercise will also make your body more insulin sensitive. If you exercise, you will thus require less insulin for sugar metabolism and reduce your storage of fat.

The insulin connection

While losing weight is very complicated and may have some deeper underlying factors like hormonal imbalances, thyroid dysfunction and allergies, the simple answer to why we get fat is… insulin. Insulin is the master hormone that controls our metabolism. It directs nutrients into cells.

The main function of insulin is to get the sugar out of the bloodstream and into the cells where is can be used as energy. However, when we abuse the system by eating foods that are high in sugar and refined carbs, the cells become resistant to the insulin and the pancreas begins producing more insulin as it tries to force the sugar into our cells. Now, insulin, aside from just lowering sugar levels in the blood, also acts as a storage hormone and it will store the excess sugar as fat in our fat cells. Insulin will also make us hungry faster.

Therefore, though it might be calorie-dense, merely eating fats will not cause your body to store it unless you have high amounts of insulin in your blood stream.

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Tiny Bow & Arrow Here is a cute little toy that you can make out of things that you probably already have in your house. It’s a very original twist on the typical store-bought bow and arrow and it’s perfect for tiny little hands -- so children of all ages can enjoy this custom on Lag Ba’omer 1

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It takes some practice, to get the hang of shooting such tiny bows, but once you master it, the arrows really fly far, and fast.

*In Monday’s and Tuesday’s edition, we iy”H plan to bring you adorable upsherin recipes and great tips. Stay tuned!

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