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Vol. 1 No. 60

Tuesday May. 8 2012

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Even the KGB Agree We have all heard of the concept of chaza”l, “Kol yisrael areivim zeh lo’zeh.”

We know that even though we might be devout and pious beyond reproach, in the eyes of Hashem that is not enough.

If there are other Jews who are not serving Hashem as they should, part of the responsibility is ours. We must try to inspire those around us, because we are not only responsible for our own actions, but for all the actions of our Jewish sisters and brothers.

teaching or convincing others to do the same, i.e. “spreading religion.” So our Russian Yid would attend shul daily, as was his right, but always took care not to appear to be proselytizing to others.

Even the KGB agree with this concept.

He was taken to prison, where he was accused of spreading religion by encouraging other people to pray. Of course, he vociferously denied it. KGB officials explained their reasoning to him; though he hadn’t actively been spreading religion, he had attended shul, and when he had answered Amen yehei shemei rabbah out loud with fervor and passion, he had inspired others to do the same…

The following is a true story as told by a Jew of Russian origin who immigrated to the U.S. and currently works as a taxi driver.

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As far as they were concerned, he was guilty as charged. And they were probably right.

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He was living in Russia in the not-sodistant past when communists ruled the populace with an iron fist. But communism did try to put up a façade of decency for the rest of the world. As an example, they claimed not to outlaw religion per se; a religious person was free to conduct his own prayers and studies. What was illegal though, was

One day, there was the dreaded knock on the door. The KGB had come to arrest him. But why? He had always been so careful not to provoke them, to keep within the parameters of communist law.

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Health 10 Way s You CAN Exer cise At Home Wit hout Any Equipment Fancy equipment used by gyms aren’t an option for most people. And since exercise is so important, you need to find exercises that are effective and don’t require any equipment at all.

To make these exercises even more fun, you can listen to music while you’re doing them.

Now you have no more excuses! Here are 10 great exercises that you can do at home, without the need for any equipment: 1. Jogging In Place – Jogging is a great exercise for your heart. You can jog in place at home while listening to music.

2. Step Exercises – Using the steps in your home, you can do repetitions which will tone your leg muscles.

3. Pushups – This is probably not most people’s favorite exercise, but while pushups can be hard to do if you are not used to it, you can find easier ways to do them. Do them on your knees, instead of keeping your legs straight. Or, do them standing up against a wall. You will be building up arm strength and working out muscles in your chest area.

4. Leg Lifts – These are great for building up strength and muscles in your legs. Lay flat on your back and lift your legs. Do as many as you can. If you find it hard to do the exercises with your legs straight, try bending them slightly.

5. Crunches – This is the best exercise for building up and strengthening abdominal muscles. When you’re just getting started, don’t worry about getting your head all the way up. So long as you’re going up until you feel the stretching of the muscles, you will see some benefit.

6. Squats – These are wonderful exercises for your legs. You can even try these by just sitting and standing up again from a regular chair, if you fin them to be too difficult the regular way. As long as you’re able to do a few repetitions, you will be providing some benefit to your body.

7. Light Weight Lifting – No, you don’t need

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to go out and buy expensive weights for this!

Just use whatever you can find in your house.

Start out with something lighter, such as a can of peas, and work yourself up to heavier items. You can use laundry detergent or water bottles.

8. Dancing – Dancing is a wonderful exercise, which is great for your heart. Not only that, but it can lift your spirits as well, and give your overall emotional state a boost.

9. Jumping Jacks – These are always fun, as they bring back memories of being a kid!

Who hasn’t done jumping jacks for fun as a child? Well, surprise – they are also great cardio exercises, and good for warming up, too.

10. JumpingRope – This a very effective cardio exercise. Just make sure not to knock out any

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yarmulka cake In honor of the upsherin season, we are bringing you another adorable cake that is the perfect addition to an upsherin party, and will quite certainly make your new yarmulke boy exceedingly proud!

Mazel Tov and enjoy!

Brownie Cake: 3 eggs 1 cup oil 2 cups sugar 2 cups flour 1 1/2 cups cold water 1 tsp. vanilla sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. baking soda 3/4 cup cocoa Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Mix all ingredients on medium speed, until smooth.

Pour batter into a lined 9x13 baking pan.

Bake for 1 hour.

Cool cake before removing from pan.

To make it into a Yarmulka Cake: *The Yarmulke Cake can be baked in a metal mixing bowl. It might be hard to bake through properly, so for at least part of the baking time, cover it with aluminum foil. In addition, make sure to grease the pan well so the cake can come out neatly and easy.

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Or, for something more simple, sprinkle with confectioners sugar. Or use your own decorating ideas. This is a very versatile cake!

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‫אמור‬ ‫תשע"ב‬ ‫"מארטגעדזש"‬ ‫ָ‬ ‫פראבלעמען‪...‬‬ ‫ָ‬ ‫א מעסעדזש וואס א‬ ‫"כולל חצות שותף" האט‬ ‫איבערגעלאזט אין אפיס‪:‬‬ ‫א גוטן אווענט‪ ,‬דא רופט נאכאמאל ‪.---‬‬ ‫כ'האב גערופן מיט אפאר וואכן‬ ‫צוריק וועגן די שוועריקייטן וואס כ'האב‬ ‫מיטגעמאכט מיט מיין 'באנק'‪ ,‬נאכדעם‬ ‫וואס כ'האב געהאט גרויסע מארטגעדזש‪-‬‬ ‫חובות אויף מיין הויז‪ ,‬און מ'האט מיר‬ ‫אפגעשראקן אז אויב וועל איך נישט‬ ‫באצאלן תיכף ומיד וועל איך חלילה‬ ‫פארלירן מיין הויז‪.‬‬ ‫כ'דארף אייך נישט מסביר זיין‬ ‫וואס דאס מיינט פאר עמיצער וואס‬ ‫מוטשעט זיך אזוי אויך אויף פרנסה‪,‬‬ ‫ס'האט מורא'דיג פארשווערט דעם טאג‬ ‫טעגליכן לעבן‪ ,‬און כ'האב באמת נישט‬

‫כולל חצות;‬ ‫רבי שמעון!‬

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