Which fictional law firm would hire you?

WHICH FICTIONAL LAW FIRM WOULD HIRE YOU? Words by Will Broderick.

In the world of legal fantasy, where cases are won by the sheer strength of long, impassioned monologues, defendants make full-blown confessions under cross-examination, and the rule of law is always preserved, protected and defended, law firms pick you, not the other way around. No longwinded, soul-crushing application processes for clerkships or internships here. In this world, a sure-fire test will match applicants with the firms of their heart’s desire. See which one suits below.

PEARSON SPECTER LITT from Suits

- loves the high life - gives a lot of second chances - not so behind-the-scenes drama - mudding

CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT

from Boston Legal

- bit on the wild side - ok maybe a lot on the wild side - makes up sad personal anecdotes to sway judges / juries - loves a bit of topical pro-bono work

HAMLIN HAMLIN & MCGILL from Better Call Saul

- big fish in a small pond - used to be nepostistic but thats all ~resolved~ - so extra that you patent a colour and name it after yourself

SAUL GOODMAN & ASSOCIATES from Breaking Bad

- specializes in criminal law - blinding fashion sense - loves a good pedicure - puts all billings into ads

BENDINI, LAMBERT & LOCKE from The Firm

- not dodgy at all - ok maybe a little dodgy - connected (the mafia way not LinkedIn) - not fans of Tom Cruise

BABIP, VORP, PECOTA & ECKSTEIN from Parks and Recreation

- small-town - represents some... interesting characters - DOES NOT represent Diddy - just doing their jobs