The Hilarian 3rd Edition 2020

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WHICH FICTIONAL LAW FIRM WOULD HIRE YOU?

Words by Will Broderick.

In the world of legal fantasy, where cases are won by the sheer strength of long, impassioned monologues, defendants make full-blown confessions under cross-examination, and the rule of law is always preserved, protected and defended, law firms pick you, not the other way around. No longwinded, soul-crushing application processes for clerkships or internships here. In this world, a sure-fire test will match applicants with the firms of their heart’s desire. See which one suits below.

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PEARSON SPECTER LITT from Suits

CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT from Boston Legal

- loves the high life - gives a lot of second chances - not so behind-the-scenes drama - mudding

- bit on the wild side - ok maybe a lot on the wild side - makes up sad personal anecdotes to sway judges / juries - loves a bit of topical pro-bono work


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