THE SIGNS AS LAW STUDENTS

AQUARIUS: (JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18) ROCKS UP TO LIGGY WITH THE QUIRKIEST OUTFITS MOST LIKELY VOTES FOR THE GREENS AND WANTS TO GO INTO ENVIRONMENTAL LAW

ARIES: (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19) FINDS A NEW LAW BOY/GIRL TO CRUSH ON EVERY WEEK WILL CUT YOU OFF MID SENTENCE IN THE NEGOTIATIONS COMPETITION

GEMINI: (MAY 21 – JUNE 20) FLIRTS WITH THE WHOLE LAW SCHOOL INCLUDING ELLIE THE LEXSALUS MASCOT DOG WILL TRY TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE WEIRDEST SHIT DURING CLASS

LEO: (JULY 23 – AUGUST 22) KNOWS THE HOOK UPS THAT WENT DOWN AT LAW BALL ASKS QUESTIONS IN LECTURES/SEMINARS BECAUSE THEY LIKE ATTENTION

SCORPIO: (OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21) GETS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE HYPOTHETICAL CHARACTERS IN ASSIGNMENT PROBLEM QUESTIONS HIGH KEY GETS HURT WHEN A MARKER REKS THEIR ASSIGNMENT

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TAURUS: (APRIL 20 – MAY 20) USES THEIR RESTING BITCH FACE TO SCARE OFF THE OTHER MOOT TEAM “WANNA SKIP THE LECTURE TO GET FOOD?”

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CANCER:(JUNE 21 – JULY 22) ASKS EVERYONE WHAT GRADE THEY GOT ON THE ASSIGNMENT CAUSE THEY NOSEY AF TALKS TO THE LECTURERS/SEMINAR LEADERS WHEN CLASS FINISHES TO SUCK UP

CAPRICORN: (DECEMBER 22 – JANUARY 19) ACTUALLY DOES THE SEMINAR PREP THINKS THEY’RE TOP SHIT BECAUSE THEY’VE DONE A CLERKSHIP

LIBRA: (SEPTEMBER 23 – OCTOBER 22) HIGHKEY HATES CONFRONTATION AND WANTS EVERYONE TO GET ALONG (DRE IS OBVIOUSLY THEIR BEST SUBJECT) “I’VE BOUGHT 5 DIFFERENT LAW BALL OUTFITS, I JUST CAN’T DECIDE!”

SAGGITARIUS: (NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21) TAKES 10 HOURS TO WATCH A 2-HOUR LECTURE WILL GET ANGRY IF YOU TELL THEM THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE 5 COFFEES FROM ST RAPH’S IN ONE DAY

VIRGO: (AUGUST 23 – SEPTEMBER 22) SUPER ORGANISED AND ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE COURSE WILL HAPPILY SHARE THEIR NOTES WITH YOU

PISCES: (FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20) FINISHES ASSIGNMENTS WAY BEFORE THEY ARE DUE CAN BE FOUND IN THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF THE LAW LIB CRYING