5 REASRONS JAPRIS ARE SUPERIOR TO JORTS

5 REASRONS JAPRIS ARE SUPERIOR TO JORTS: Words by Sofia Arlotta

Lately, I’ve noticed that jorts have been making a comeback around the law school. This comeback is unnecessary and has upset me for many reasons, leaving me wondering why japris (jean capris) aren’t in the limelight instead. 1. They’re breezy Give me an example of when you’ve seen a tight japris? You can’t. Your circulation will seriously thank you. 2. They accommodate to the unpredictability of Adelaide’s weather We all know the feeling too hot for jeans, too cold for shorts. Japris is the perfect solution. 4. They own their virginity Many think that when the denim goes below the knee but above the ankle virginity intensifies, but this is a common misconception. Both jort and japris wearers are virgins - the difference: the japris wearer is just more upfront about their virgin status. And there is nothing sexier than confidence - especially when paired with a fresh New Balance shoe tied in a crisp double knot. 5. You can wear them in the Vatican That’s right - just like paedophilia the japris length is accepted in the Catholic Church.

3. They’re a bit culty When I think of Japris my brain thinks cult - and hey! Who doesn’t like to be apart of something? I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume that 75% of Waco members owned at least one pair of japris.