The Hilarian 1st Edition 2020

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THE SIGNS AS LAW STUDENTS

AQUARIUS: (JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18)

ARIES: (MARCH 21 – APRIL 19)

ROCKS UP TO LIGGY WITH THE QUIRKIEST OUTFITS MOST LIKELY VOTES FOR THE GREENS AND WANTS TO GO INTO ENVIRONMENTAL LAW

FINDS A NEW LAW BOY/GIRL TO CRUSH ON EVERY WEEK WILL CUT YOU OFF MID SENTENCE IN THE NEGOTIATIONS COMPETITION

GEMINI: (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)

LEO: (JULY 23 – AUGUST 22)

WILL TRY TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE WEIRDEST SHIT DURING CLASS

BECAUSE THEY LIKE ATTENTION

FLIRTS WITH THE WHOLE LAW SCHOOL INCLUDING ELLIE THE LEXSALUS MASCOT DOG

SCORPIO: (OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21)

GETS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE HYPOTHETICAL CHARACTERS IN ASSIGNMENT PROBLEM QUESTIONS HIGH KEY GETS HURT WHEN A MARKER REKS THEIR ASSIGNMENT

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KNOWS THE HOOK UPS THAT WENT DOWN AT LAW BALL ASKS QUESTIONS IN LECTURES/SEMINARS

TAURUS: (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)

USES THEIR RESTING BITCH FACE TO SCARE OFF THE OTHER MOOT TEAM “WANNA SKIP THE LECTURE TO GET FOOD?”


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