QUIBBLER AUROR LOGS
LAW ENFORCEMENT REPORTS BREAKING NEWS: MLE is pleased to announce live reports of some of these logs on Wizard radio station, "Twitch.tv/powergamersdandd" every other Friday at 6:30PM PST MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT PATROL:
DEPARTMENT OF INTOXICATING SUBSTANCES
◊ 10/4/21 6:35 PM - Report of strange noises coming from an abandoned shed. The source was discovered to be a large doxy infestation. Aurors on site referred the case to the DRCMC.
◊ 11/24/21 4:02 AM - Aurors sent out to investigate a noise complaint from the Quibbler offices. The source was a racuous birthday party in progress. 60 drums of illegal firewhiskey were confiscated and the staff were issued a stern warning.
◊ 10/31/21 7:24 PM - 10 teenagers were cited for engaging in the muggle practice of pumpkin smashing. DEPARTMENT FOR THE REGULATION AND CONTROL OF MAGICAL CREATURES: ◊ 11/1/21 8:45 AM - 30 smugglers were arrested trying to pass off bubotubers as "crunchy turkeys".
◊ 11/25/21 11:38 PM - Multiple young witches and wizards had to be escorted to St. Mungos mid morning due to a mishap with euphoria inducing gravy. No serious injuries reported. IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE ◊ 11/25/21 4:33 PM - A wizard was alleged to have turned his uncle into a rutabega during a heated Thanks-
giving argument. While being taken into custody the wizard was quoted saying, "Honestly this isn't even a punishment. Thank you." ◊ 10/19/21 12:11 AM - An elderly witch was arrested for transfiguring a young muggle girl's pumpkin into a carriage. Sources say this wasn't her only instance of illegal transfiguration. An investigation is in progress. DEPARTMENT OF MYSTERIES ◊ dsfsfsdfsdfsfsfsdfsfsdfsjkhsdaf hsakfhsdkjf ◊ sldkjflsajflsadfj sldteioueoigdnglkfjlsfjsfjlksjflsjflsjfs;lkjdsk;jfsl;fmndv,mnvmn,vx,cm ◊ Boop. ◊ sjdflsjflsjflsdfjlsfjlsflsdasjlf snkjagf hslfjlsdjfsfjlsjflsjfl.
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The Minister of Magic and The Head of Magical Law Enforcement would like to thank the Auror Headquarters, Wizengamot Administration Services, Hit Wizards, Investigation Department, Ministry of Magic Witch Watchers, Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects, and all others that keep our world safe.
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