YUSUMMER CAMP UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
Your Friend President Leatham
Publications to be Turfed from Offices
BE WARE: NO TORIES ALLOWED!!
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CHAIRMAN CAL'
As the leader of a revolutionary movement of people, it is of course completely justified and legitimate to rule the media with a fist of waterfall carved granite. As such, as a genius shepherd to his supple flock, in my infinite wisdom I will provide the true way to control your media. The Chairman (hereby known as “Censor�) always has, and always will have the total authority over all the birds in the sky, the snakes in the valleys, the bears in the woods, and the written opinions of every citizen. As the Censor knows the true will of the people, it is their duty to stop any opinion that is not their own. Although the revolution disavows money, the media will pester you like a mosquito incursion to provide the nectar of liquid currency to sustain themselves. As you let them suckle upon the teat of freedom, remember to press upon them the will of the party. With your voice projected a thousand fold by subjected papers, there will be no threat to your will. The Censor must ensure that no criticism of the party is published, the party is never working against the will of the people and as such all criticism written is lies from the gutter of the bourgeoisie. It is necessary to ban such criticism, and if no such ban has been passed, lie to protect the glory of the revolution. Journalists, like all your loyal followers, are welcoming of your graceful presence and will only seek to please you and the movement. However, if you leave them unattended they will become as decadent as Imperialists. As such, always keep your writers close to you or within your freeing grip, only then can you ensure loyalty and obedience to your rules. Signed, The Glorious Chairman