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CONTENTS A PAGE DEDICATED TO ALL THE STUFF WE’VE CRAMMED INTO THIS PINT SIZED MAG.

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Pages 16.17.19 Manager : Hussain Shafique

A quick insight into the mind of one of the most sought after Sheffield based illustrators.

Editor : Kate Hobson Graphics Designer : Shane Gilmartin Photography : Tom Wright and Joe Neuberger

Pages 26.27

Contributors : Lianne Williams Jennie Higgins Joe Neuberger Sophie Bromley Piazza Shane Gilmartin Debbie Reilly Jonathan Tilbrook

Creative writer who wants to be noticed? Email us to see if you have what

it takes to be part if the largest student magazine in Sheffield. Email: info@sheffieldstudent.co.uk

Photography Genius?

We are always looking for fresh new imagery for our magazine; feel free to send us some snaps, the more creative the better...

Pancake day special spread

West Street’s new addition

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rapper GIGGS had a lot of praise and hype in 2010 and he’s coming to Sheffield.

On March 25th GIGGS will be playing in Fusion in Sheffield Students’ Union.

With a lot of acclaim from the likes of Zane Lowe and having collaborated FAM! with huge acts such as Example, Tinie Tempah and Professor Green, GIGGS is definitely not one to be missed. Tickets to see GIGGS are very reasonable at only £7.50 each, available from Sheffield Union Box Office as well as online on the Union website. Get your ticket soon, this event is bound to be popular.

Event info: Tickets available from www.shef.ac.uk/union - Friday 25th March 2011 19:00 til 22:00 - Location : Western Bank, Sheffield, South Yorkshire

Spring into Jobs Fair Wednesday 30th March

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/////////////////////////////////////// Rag Week starts on Monday 14th March and it is going to be packed full of exciting and experimental activities that you may have never tried before. Everyone can get involved; there’s an array of different ‘Give It A Go’ classes so there is something available for everybody, wherever your interests lie. Rag Week has been organised to raise as much money as possible for Sheffield’s local charities.

If that isn’t reason enough to get involved, then I don’t know what is. Events include knitting, meditation, samba drumming, languages for beginners, coffee tasting and many other interesting opportunities. Why not take up a new hobby? It’s all for a good cause. /////////////////////////////////////// To get involved contact Anna at giveitago@shef.ac.uk

10:30 til 16:00 //////////////////////////////////////////// Are you a final year student at Sheffield University? Are you planning to find employment for this summer? If you are then you should get yourself down to the Octagon Centre on March 30th for the Spring Jobs Fair which is going to be an essential event for any students looking for the perfect graduate job. The Jobs Fair will be in attendance of a large selection of employers who are recruiting students to fill vacancies for summer 2011 and for throughout 2012. This event is also definitely worth going to for other students, who may be in search of the right summer internship or placement. If you are struggling to look for jobs yourself or you just need some questions answered about your employability then this event is an important start for you. /////////////////////////////////////////////

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/////////////////////////////////////////////// Get yourself down to Sheffield Union on Friday 11th March, for one of the biggest and best nights out in Sheffield. Space is on every Friday in the Octagon Centre, packed to the brim with eager and anticipative students, ready to start off the weekend with a bang. Tickets are only £4 in advance from the Union Box Office and buying tickets beforehand is definitely recommended - Space is one of the most popular nights and often sells out fast. Tickets may sometimes be available to buy on the door, but don’t take the chance if you don’t have to! Drinks are cheap too; Glitterbombs, Jagerbombs, Spacebombs, Vodka mixer and Carlsberg pints are only an amazing £2.05. So prepare yourself for a night out with your friends that you won’t forget, well that’s unless you hit the Jagerbombs a bit too hard… ////////////////////////////////////////////// Price: £4 adv, £4.50 door Venue: Octagon

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Flair Student Art Show 2011 Bring out your creative side and be part of Sheffield Hallam’s Art Exhibition this March. The show has been arranged by the Union to showcase the talents and skills of Sheffield Hallam’s finest art students.

This is the first time anything like this has been showcased; therefore it is a great opportunity for those who see themselves as budding artists to show off their work. Submissions close on 3rd March but even if you don’t want to get involved, the show is completely free, so go and support your friends and see what amazing work they can do. One very lucky participant even has the chance to win a Design Placement at Eleven Design Studio. www.elevendesign.co.uk /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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Last Laugh Comedy is an event held fortnightly on Sundays at Hallam Student Union. Every other week the union is packed full of students, waiting to be entertained by some of the best stand-up comedians around. If bought in advance, tickets are very cheap at only £5, or £4 if bought from the HUBS, even on the door tickets are at the fairly reasonable price of £7.

On the 6th of March, comedians Ste Porter, Tony Law and Zoe Lyons will be there to produce the laughs and two weeks later on March 20th the Union will be joined by Lenny Peters, Ben Crellin and Kent Valentine. Watch out for Last Laugh flyers to find out the fortnightly deals, often free alcohol can be won! //////////////////////////////////////

The Hubs, Paternoster Row, Sheffield, S1 2QQ //////////////////////////////////////

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So the candidates have been chosen and it is now up to you who you want to be voted in as a Union Representative. On 10th March there is going to be a Question Time held for the new possible candidates, so this is your chance to ask them questions and decide who you think will be best for your Union. Voting commences the very next day on 11th March, so make yourself available and support your friends or the candidate you feel could make a difference. Voting closes on the 17th so you have plenty of time to have your say, you have no excuse! Results night will be held the very next evening on the 18th. Make sure that you help vote the right people in. ///////////////////////////////////////////////

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With a doormat overloaded with takeaway menus, choosing where to order from can be terrifying prospect.

Fear no more - here at The Student we’re no stranger to going easy on the oven, so we present to you the hots and the nots of the city’s takeaways.

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What? Gulshan Balti House Where? 50 Wicker, S3 8JB What did we eat? Samosas, akharai chicken, boiled rice, chapattis How much? £13.30 for 2 people The verdict: I find the many Indian restaurants and takeaways of Sheffield divided into the mainstream and, the more desirable, traditional. Gulshan is one of the few which falls into the traditional category; cooked to order using Asian-style methods – no prepacked naan breads here. We started with the obligatory samosa; these were not too dry or filling, with crispy yet moist pastry hiding sweetly spiced meat and vegetables. The akharai (my favourite) was created to perfection, not too runny, dry or tomatoey as some can be but the ideal paste-like consistency, with tender chicken pieces the perfect size for scooping up with a chapatti and, quite simply, a taste sensation. As you would hope, the rice was nice and fluffy and the chapattis had obviously been cooked fresh in the kitchen, not just reheated. Left stuffed full and very happy little people, I’ll definitely be returning for more. And they even chucked in some free popadoms and salad.

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GEORGE LAW CREATING A CIRCUS OF MADNESS

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Today’s the day we have a quick insight into the mind of one of the most sought after Sheffield based illustrators. From his own clothing range to his custom office art pieces, this is one of the guys to watch! First came office spaces, where next?

Buckingham Palace? Who knows...

GEO LAW //////////////////////////////////////

How long have you been creating innovative art pieces?

I’ve been creating artwork since I was a nipper, if I count random doodles and scribbles as art that is. I suppose I’ve always put pen to paper from a young age as my parents bought me little in toys, but made up for it in video tapes of Tom and Jerry cartoons so my imagination was pretty active.

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Who/where do you take inspiration from?

I’m inspired by other peoples work, in particular the Sheffield based artists of Kid Acne and the persona of Pete McKee, these are more recent influences on my outlook on being a freelance illustrator. I’m always inspired by work I see online in blogs and individual portfolios, there’s so much of it out there - it’s tough to pin point exact artists but whatever work leaves an impression on me I take ideas from, but mould my own take on it.

Which piece of work are you most proud of?

I’m proud of a lot of my work, as I see each commission and individual project as a progression of style and self. I think personally I’m most proud of the Tea Bath tea towel design I’ve done for the Millennium Galleries - it was for their Teatopia exhibition and the towel was printed by To Dry For. Getting the prototype print sent to my house was a good feeling!

Whereabouts can people see your work?

People can see my work dotted about on different walls and displays, The Common Room, The Harley, The Wick at Both Ends, Hair Kandi and Paris Sheffield - a new bar I’ve recently worked on. Other places would be online on my website and hopefully in the future I’ll be aiming for more editorial commissions, fingers crossed.

How would a budding artist go about owning his own clothing range like yours?

Clothing is a very individual thing and the key is to make clothes that have a sense of self and a message that others will be happy to latch on to. So rather than designing for the clients, design for yourself,

design clothes you’d want to wear and if it’s good people will buy and wear it.

That’s my take on it. I suppose it’s always good to have some business knowledge or to have a partner; I have little knowledge in business but luckily I have a partner and a small team who contribute to my own label. Sometimes the business side is tedious but it’s part and parcel of fashion, it just has to be done.

How do you get your work noticed?

Mostly personal promotion or word of mouth?

I’m lucky in a way; I’m rubbish at promoting my work but somehow I have people talking about it. I suppose having your work online helps and social networking helps too. Whenever I’ve done a new piece or worked on a recent project I’ll always write about it if it’s good and hopefully people take notice and pass it around. A lot of my work in Sheffield I’ve got from word of mouth, such is the way up in the north, good work should always speak for itself and in my opinion the less you have to talk and explain your work, the better your work suits the commercial world.

How would you sum up Hantu Collective in five words?

Community, creative, Northern, humble and fun.

Ha, sweet - we love Northern.

How would you some up yourself in five different words?

Hmmm… (that’s not a word), naïve, doodler, odd, relaxed and busy.

What do you expect from Hantu Collective in the future?

I’d like Hantu Collective to evolve like any other label, to have more stockists and to sell internationally. Who knows; maybe having a notable celebrity being papped in one of our garms, that’d be nice.

What was your last commercial job?

The last commercial job was for Cheil Europe in London, they’re part of a bigger ad agency group based in South Korea so they were the biggest client I’ve worked for. They commissioned me to draw murals around their new office space to liven the place up with little characters running around causing mischief, much of what may happen in the office environment.

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Geo drawing the infamous werewolf a The Cruicible

Which piece of work have you most enjoyed creating?

I enjoy all the live mural pieces I get commissioned for, especially the one at the Hair Kandi studio in Sheffield, as well as a recent commission in London by Cheil Worldwide, an ad agency, I’ve enjoyed these the most because the clients have given me total freedom to do what I want.

Giving me this freedom relaxes me and allows me to just create with no hassle.

I’ve seen the Rotherham art space you used to present up and coming artists’ work, what was the strangest art piece there?

Haha this is a tough question, I wouldn’t go as far to say any of the work was strange but I like the work of Louise Wheeler, she’s a Graphic Design student and her illustration work is weird but wonderfully drawn. A lot of her exhibited boards are dark and eerie but they’re great because of that!

If someone came up to you saying they could draw better than you, and you had a blunt pencil in your right hand and a wet fish in the other, with a choice of stab or slap which would it be?

Depends on my mood - if in a bad one, I’d draw, stab and slap, give them a triple whammy. But most of the time I believe there are much better doodlers and artists out there and that’s the reality of it, if people are good at what they do, they shouldn’t be seen as a threat and you respect them. If people aren’t so good and they give it all that, it’s just best to be humble still.

QUICK FIRE ROUND Canvas or print?

Print Sharpie or paint?

Sharpie Illustrator or Photoshop?

Tough… I can’t survive without either Mac or PC? Mac, a hundred times Mac

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Nikon or Canon?

Canon Black & White or colour?

Colour CMYK or RGB? CMYK

GEO SAYS

GEORGE HAS A FEW TIPS FOR THOSE BUDDING ARTISTS OUT THERE WHO JUST DONT SEEM TO BE GETTING anywhere...

Work hard and be humble, you’ll get noticed if the work is good. The work should do all the talking for you.

Experiment with different media and find what works for you Be polite to potential clients but stand up for yourself when negotiating a fee Get a website sorted, it’s criminal these days if you don’t have one as a creative, it also shows initiative Work doesn’t always land on your lap and molly coddle you, don’t sit there with your thumbs twiddling, be productive Carry a notebook/sketchbook with you and at times a diary - it’s good to jot down and keep track of your schedule Be a nice person; being approachable always helps a freelance creative

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What’s that I can smell?

The enticingly tasty whiff of freshly flipped batter? Mmm yes, the Day of the Pancake is with us again – 8th March.

But there’s just that little problem of making the perfect pancake. Wonder how Mum can whip one up in seconds, but you find yourself stumbling around with a frying pan in a haze of flour and lemon zest?

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2. Add a splash of milk and mix, then continue whisking and adding milk until you have a batter the same consistency as thick single cream.

3. Heat a frying pan on the hob and add a spot of oil, then spoon a bit of the mixture into the pan, tilting the pan around to ensure even coverage of the batter in the pan.

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You may be under the impression that life as a (sexy) single student is one of drunken shenanigans and more bedtime visitors than taxis on a Saturday night West Street; nights out focused entirely on the aim to pull whichever male specimen is foolish enough to step in the way. The reality (for this girl, anyway) is, in fact, a very different affair.

Never will you find me hanging off the arm of a grinning gorm as we stumble back to his.

The words ‘one night stand’ aren’t even in my vocabulary. I would be the first to admit that I have rather high standards when it comes to men – why settle for the lower branches when you can have the leaves at the top of the tree?

On a night out in town, the parameters of normal social respect seem to vanish the moment you step out of the taxi; those desperate, high on alcohol-induced bravery guys. When in normal, daylight life would it be acceptable to slap a girl’s arse as you pass in the street? Where, exactly, would it be accepted social conduct to ask a girl to “get her rat out”? But it’s not just the boys my attitude towards the male gender (most probably due to the pervy abuse I constantly receive) changes to total bitch as soon as I hit the bars.

A harmless (yet pervy), “Alright love?”, receives a dirty glare as I push past to get to the toilets; a tap on the bum produces a rough grab of the hand, thrusted back to its owner, a “Hey sexy…”, at the bar is completely ignored. But it’s the, “I’m God’s gift to women and don’t I know it?”, cocky guys who try and fail spectacularly that really get me angry.

I either find myself being shockingly rude to them, or even sometimes leading them on then shooting them down… thinking about it now I feel slightly sorry for them but – if you’re after yet another immature girl to worship the ground you walk on then you’re definitely not going to find it here. Grow some balls, boys; it’s a ruthless, cut-throat world out there. Deal with it.

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Stalker Lees Adventure 2 It was one of those events you only find out about three days before, but if it was anything like the last one, I knew it was a definite must. Last time it went on until five and I still can’t remember most of it - shows it must have been good.

9pm saw the start of the night and the journey to Eccy began.

Picking some beers up from One Stop, we found you can’t go wrong with eight bottles of Carlsberg, working out at about £9.

Off we went to the Stalker Lees residence – dead but the constant reminder that, “It’s only early”, reassured me it would get busier. The sound system supplied by Matt from Soyo was a beast (check out the photo below to see what I’m on about) for a room which could possibly only hold 50 peeps.

When the night started to kick off with people turning up, the real DJs came out. A sick DJ I remember winning a competition at Ruby Lounge went off the same at this party - a little musical genius, mixing deep House into Dubstep into RnB; integrating genres together like it was nothing.

After some shimmying on the dancefloor/ living area, it somehow turned from 10pm into 3am and the alcohol supplies were running dry, so we, being the only people in there with actual jobs, got a taxi up to Spa for supplies. DJ Dave Venn from Plug had turned up after playing a set with MZ Bratt at Covert (apparently he was trying to persuade her to come but she wasn’t having any of it - maybe next time...).

After Dave finished his set, the place near enough cleared out - the only thing I can really say about this night is that Scott Wheeler, you are a mess mate (the way you nearly face planted that bird was legendary). And until the next Stalker Lees adventure – ciao.

Stalker Lees thanks to: Dan Oshea Dan Dixon Scott Wheeler

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1.5 to 2 inches in height, slender in width and curved in slightly from the heel. A shoe so odd in its appearance that for a long time it has been reserved solely for the self-consciously tall or unwilling bridesmaid.

In fact, the Facebook group, ‘Kitten Heels? I’d rather break both my legs in 6 inch platforms, thanks’, has over 10,000 members.

You may agree completely, I certainly do, but the kitten heel can no longer be ignored as they creep on to catwalks everywhere.

Following fashion’s sudden obsession with 50s and 60s dressing, the shoe popularised by Audrey Hepburn is making a controversial come back. But as they move from catwalk to high street will they be flying off the shelves, or straight into the sale bin?

Indeed, the lower heel has health and safety plus points over the towering heels we are now used to. However, do they really do much else for us? No leg lengthening, no calf slimming, no sex appeal. In other words, no power.

It cannot be denied that strutting in six inch spikes or parading in platforms supplies the wearer with high voltage ‘Girl Power’ - where else did the term Killer Heels come from? Whether it is right or wrong, we love fashion for how it makes us feel, and kitten heels seem to be leaving us feeling cold.

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That’s the one thing I don’t get about some girls, I mean don’t get me wrong I know not all girls are like that, in fact most girls are perfectly nice and don’t want to kill every girl that looks ten metres within the direction of their boyfriend. However the ones that do need a serious reality check, I know there are girls that some of us just don’t trust. But it takes two, and surely the guy is equally if not more in the wrong than a single girl?

What happened to ‘girl power’? I’d like to believe that it didn’t die out back in the days of the Spice Girls. I guess love cheats such as Ashley Cole are part to blame for the insecurities that some of us hold. I mean you can’t really blame us, if the likes of Cheryl Cole get cheated on then what chance do us ‘normal girls’ have? If anything it should give girls more of a reason to stick together, not drag us further apart.

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Debbie Reilly I always assumed that in this day and age that if need be girls would stick up for girls… apparently I thought wrong. A few days ago I was out with my friends at the pub when this girl ‘started on me’. She didn’t like that I had been talking to her boyfriend, who bearing in mind was an old school friend. As I innocently tried to defend myself, and reason that just because myself or any other girl talks to her boyfriend it doesn’t necessarily mean that we hold an un-dying love for him, or want to get into his pants. She demanded that I go and explain that to her sister because she thinks I fancy him. However tempting it was to go and talk to the girl throwing daggers at me across the bar, I chose not to.

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Phone bill sky-high again, Aquarius? Tut tut – that phone sex can get pricey.

Kinky texts, saucy phone calls; that’s what you like best. My advice? Take out unlimited texts.

Ah, Pisces. Ever find the opposite sex walking all over you? We thought so; all too easily forgiving you are. Remember: misdemeanours must be punished… erm, who left those fluffy pink handcuffs there? Me? Never.

Woah – slow down, Aries, a swift five minutes just doesn’t cut the mustard.

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Ooh – you little sexual stallion. Rough, ready and a lover of all things physical, you love getting down and dirty, anytime and anywhere. And who wouldn’t love to be on the end of all that sensual tension…? You ANIMAL, Taurus. Ooh.

Oh my, Gemini, you do love a bit of all things oral. And by that we mean speech, kisses and… enough said. You’re a chatty little beast; intellectual conversation goes a long way in your book. Just bear in mind that not everyone wants to be serenaded with a lengthy love poem in the throes of passion.

Aww, you cutesy little love beast, you. Sweet little nothings whispered, gooey cuddles and romantic moments. You love to be wrapped around your one true love whilst snuggled up in bed – prising yourself from their grasp in the morning is a little tricky. Late for lectures again, Cancer? Tut tut.

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Balance and harmony – perfection, isn’t it Libra? Thus a bit of giving equals a bit of receiving; a little tickle of the stick means perhaps a cheeky wiggle of the tongue. Everyone’s happy. And with charm like yours, a naughty grin goes a long way…. Perhaps taking advantage of this wouldn’t be an entirely bad thing?

You are a fun loving sex animal. Forget the playing hard to get – jump into bed and get on with the duvet games. I find a sneaky game of Twister (naked?) goes down a treat. What -your hand goes where??

– Feeling a little stressed out with that 3000 word essay, Virgo? Panic no more a bit of nooky at the back of the dusty shelves in the library will work wonders. building any quell to helps variety I always find a good old romp of the naked stress. Ahh.

Oh you kinky little scorpion. Always up for a bit of anything, aren’t we Scorpio?

Well, I certainly know who to come to next time I need some inspiration… erm just how many things exactly are possible with a kebab and chilli sauce…?

No, Capricorn, getting down and dirty with your hot Business lecturer is not the best idea. Although you may love an older, more experienced partner there are boundaries that should never be crossed. The old lady you see walking to the bus stop every morning is one of them.

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of Is your head feeling a bit heavy, Leo? Hmm, I think someone’s getting a bit full themselves – you always like to be star of the show. Your ideal partner is someone see I jealousy of pang a that is – however on, walk you ground the who worships there? Be careful; being over-possessive AND self-centred is not the most attractive of personalities. Sorry.

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Black Swan (15)

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Natalie Portman has a history for starring in interesting, obscure and intelligent movies and this one is no exception. This breathtaking performance provides just less than two hours’ worth of intrigue and entertainment.

She stars as an obsessive ballerina involved in a New York ballet company who wins the position of Prima Ballerina in Swan Lake. Living with her controlling ex-ballerina mother who has a suffocating control over her life, she is fighting to find the balance between her innocent White Swan nature contrasting against the Black Swan persona she needs to embody to play this role in the production.

The competition for this role heightens when threatening new girl ‘Lily’ (Mila Kunis) joins the company, personifying the very nature of the Black Swan. Forging an unhealthy friendship, Nina (Portman) begins to realise her dark side which becomes a dangerous segment of her personality, portrayed through hysteria, paranoia and tears.

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This film pushes the somewhat elitist art form of ballet into the mainstream, encouraging those whom would normally stray away from such ‘cultured’ pastimes to take a dip into the unknown, to introduce themselves to an interesting style of life. It removes itself from the typical expectations of a documentary-style ballet film and dramatises it into a Hollywood dream, making it far more appealing to the masses. This does not, however, remove the beauty, grace and elegance of the art form with the music, dancing and photography-style, monochromatic shooting.

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The Kings Speech (12A)

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I have to admit, I wasn’t too convinced by the idea of this film to begin with. The idea of a dramatic film based on the life of a reluctant king, for which I was expected to pay some of my hard earned cash to go and see was a little bizarre... I stopped studying history back at GCSE as I found it pretty dull.

However, convinced by a girlfriend, off we went. To my surprise, I was entertained and even amused by this historical rendition. The take on this set of events is surprisingly funny, complete with a few laugh-outloud moments. The likeable characters absolutely make the film; Colin Firth as King George IV is both awkward and loveable, and the ‘Doctor’ (Geoffery Rush) assisting in curing his condition is down to earth, unorthodox and generally a nice bloke.

Throughout the film you see a side to the monarchy that you would not generally consider, the humanity and personal choice of it, the effects it has on the real people involved, encouraging you to empathise with the people who didn’t necessarily choose their life course, whom we mere peasants would not normally come into contact with.

Ending at the start of the war, it felt as though his speech impediment might have been just about cured but his reign as king was in its infancy and I wanted to experience the rest of it. The ending left me hankering for more, meaning that it somehow didn’t feel complete; I wanted more speeches, more events and generally more information.

Gnomeo & Juliet (U)

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We have seen the life that bugs live in ‘A Bug’s Life’, the way that ogres and fairytale creatures live in ‘Shrek’ and even the way that toys spend their time when we mere humans are not in the room in ‘Toy Story’, but now, here comes (drum roll please) the story of the common garden gnome, well, kind of.

‘Gnomeo and Juliet’ follows the typical animated comedy plot line of love, humour, turmoil and hurdles to overcome, with plenty of celebrity voices and, of course, the characters only come to life once the humans are out of the picture, but this time, all within the lines of garden ornaments.

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Greatest Hits So Far

Bruno Mars

Doo-Wops and Hooligans Bruno Mars appeared seemingly from nowhere and burst onto the scene with ‘Just The Way You Are’, taken from his new album ‘Doowops and Hooligans’. After doing a bit of research, I managed to find out who he was and what we were to expect from him. Finally January came and with it, came the release of his debut album.

Speaking to a few friends, I realised I wasn’t the only one who had fallen in love with him from the first song or two; many of my acquaintances had been awaiting his album and were as excited as me to hear it for the first time.

Now, it is far too commonplace that artists put out their best song as a single and follow up with a less than adequate album; thankfully, Bruno Mars is the exception. The album is packed with lyrically interesting, relaxing and also upbeat tracks. It’s the kind of album you put on then dance around to some of it, intently listen to other parts and then wonder why it’s stopped playing when there’s no way you could have listened to it all. It has been brilliantly produced to capture the listener with his beautiful voice.

The winning song for me has to be ‘Liquor Store Blues’ featuring Damian Marley, whose instantly recognisable voice complements Mr Mars’ perfectly. But I do have a love for ‘The Lazy Song’ too... Buy it!

Now, normally I am a serious rebel against greatest hits albums. They are generally a con into encouraging those ‘biggest fan’ types to buy a new album when the artist cannot be bothered to produce something new for their listeners, rehashing old records into one and asking people to buy songs they already have in their collection.

However, I am a huge fan of P!nk and her career so far but haven’t managed to buy all of her albums, meaning this is ideal for me and if you are in the same boat as me, greatest hits albums are great.

They remove the concern over paying for an album which, let’s be honest, you will probably only listen to half of more than once due to the quality of the tracks (perhaps showing something about the standard of the artists I like), and provide you with only the best music from that artist.

P!ink is a strong, powerful female who doesn’t really give a damn what people think of her, does her own thing and looks great doing it. She has a range of songs, which until you see the track listing from this album, is hard to comprehend or remember all of them. This is a concise way of hearing her absolute best tracks all in one place. I love all the songs on here, plus if you buy hard copy (rather than downloading) you get a DVD so you have some visuals to enjoy also. Bonus.

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Tourist History

Two Door Cinema Club have, let’s be honest, a bit of a daft name which really is a mouthful to spit out. Thankfully, the Bangor-born Irish group are hell-bent on producing electro-pop which somehow seems to entice the teenage romance out of the woodwork.

Endorsed by Kanye West, this slightly geeky looking group have managed to produce an album exploding with short, sharp (just over three minutes each) tracks which cheekily poke their way into your head.

The youthful trio have a sunny outlook on everything, positive or negative, and you simply can’t fault it. Coming from years of touring the small circuit, their number has finally come up with this top forty album.

Unfortunately, it is not a ground breaking original album with definite Bloc Party style vibes running throughout, but nevertheless that does not detract from the album being a good listen.

The album has definite flashes of greatness and I am very much looking forward to the second album when they should have developed their personal sound in tune with their quality song writing. I am struggling to select a top track from this album but would suggest it works best as a whole album, played as loud as possible for optimum enjoyment.

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The retro Vibes and the deep look into the history of these selections shines a light on Diplo’s production influences and expert knowledge of the reggae genre.

For new converts to reggae or collectors of crucial tracks from reggae’s classic era, Riddimentary is one for the shelf.

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PABLO CLARK SUPERMARKET DJs 23 year old pup

who was your inspiration to start dj’ing?

I started in music at about the age of 14, playing in a few bands at school; we got on a course at Red Tape studios in Sheffield and I got more interested in the studio than the indie music. As that took over I got more into electronic sounds, listening a lot to Nightmares On Wax, stuff like Aphex Twin and early Groove Armada. I think I fully decided I wanted to be in dance music when I saw Justice at Plug about five or six years ago they were amazing! Loud, angry and heavy! Check out a track called Stress! GET’ME. My first gig was at Secret Sessions, which if you don’t know about you should (search on Facebook) and it’s gone on from that first slot. I now play at Nocturnal and big Sheffield night Squelch & Clap @ The Harley, under the alias Supermarket DJs.

when and where was your favourite DJ set?

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DIPLO

The best set I have played was at a night called ElectroSexual about three years ago.

It was mad; I started at about 3am and the place went mental Everyone was jumping about, on the tables, even in a mini mosh pit, but to be fair there have been a few! I played an awards show in London last year that was different, and of course all of the Squelch & Claps have been great parties. Oh and NYE @ Secret Sessions - that were a good’un. One of the best sets I have seen was Toddla T @ the Warehouse Project two years ago (STEEL CITY VIBES) and Skream @ Wax:On at the O2 - that was dark!

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what is your favourite crowd pleasing floorfiller?

The top tune for me at the moment is Jan Driver - Gain Reaction, but to be fair Congorock - Babylon is a right weapon, so is Cassius - I Love You So (Skream Remix).

if you could take any item with you on to a desert island what would it be?

I’m not the biggest sun dweller in the world so it would have to be an umbrella, but I’d more than likely take a satellite phone, so I could call someone to pick me up and take me back to Sheffield.

if you could mate with any human being who would it be?

Just one? Well, it would have to be Rihanna or Megan Fox… hmm I think the Fox would get the final selection.

WHEN ARE YOU NEXT PLAYING? Come and check out monthly night Squelch & Clap @ The Harley. I’ll also be playing at Nocturnal and a few new venues in Sheffield, but I can’t say much about them yet!

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Tuesday 1st CRYSTAL – Billionaire, 10-3am DEMPSEYS – Games Night & dance, R&B, chart, 9-3am PLAYERS – Diddy Dollar REVOLUTION – Tossers – Place your bet on heads or tails and win your round again for free!

SOYO – Paparazzi – House & R&B THE LESCAR – Quiz Full Of Freaks THE FORUM – Adelante salsa night PLUG – La Maison STEELHOUSE – Dirty Dollar – chart, RnB, dub, chart, £2 before 12.30am SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – The Tuesday Club, 11-2.30am NOCTURNAL – Revolt – dance & RnB anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 CORPORATION – Touchstone + Jurojin + Enochain Theory, £11 adv, 7pm

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BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – For The Record, 8-12, free entry – All-vinyl celebration of proper music for dancing CORPORATION –The Skool Disco DEMPSEYS – Karaoke & Dempseys Mixes, 9-3am EMBRACE – Boing Boing – Hallam student night, chart & dance anthems, cheese & pop, r&b anthems, £4, 11-2.30am LEADMILL – Bang! Bang! Bang! – drinks from 60p, £3 entry NOCTURNAL – Mint – dubstep, DnB, disco, dance, £3 NUS, nocturnalguestlist@nocturnalnation.co.uk PLAYERS – Hallam vs Uni REVOLUTION – I LOVE Vodka SOYO – Superbowl – the university sports teams and societies extravaganza – home to The Mega Bowl; Sheffield’s biggest fishbowl of drink THE LESCAR – Jazz Night – from 9pm SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Roar, 11-2.15am, £3.50 adv STEELHOUSE – Housexual, £3 NUS/ Carbon, £4

Thursday 3rd CORPORATION – Glitch | Funk Dat, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Games Night, 9-4am EMBRACE – Candy – Urban R&B/ hip hop/ UK funky/ garage/ grime, dubstep, desi flavas, commercial 70s/ 80s/ funky house/ electro/ dance LEADMILL – Thriller – 70s disco, 80s popstars & 90s pop NOCTURNAL – Pout – dance, RnB, indie anthems, £3 NUS SOYO – SuperDeluxe THE LESCAR – The Little Laugh Comedy Club – guest compares and 2 guests, doors 8pm SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Live Wire, 10.30pm-2am PLUG –Jump Around ABC (Anything But Clothes) PARTY– current stormers, classic anthems, RnB, guilty pleasures @ Main Room, Junk ‘ No rules, much attitude’ @ Room Two, Lee The Truth Smith mashes up dubstep, DnB, RnB, electro, classics @ Room Three – 10pm-3.30am, £4 NUS STEELHOUSE – Voodoo Project, pop chart, rnb, dub, dnb, dance THE FORUM – Musique Boutique – DJ

& band night CRYSTAL & WALKABOUT – Sheffield Parties present Prive Mega Party THE WHITE LION – Socorates Johnson

Friday 4th BUNGALOWS AND BEARS- Lionel Vinyl’s Early Doors Social, 5-8, free entry – A frankly mind boggling selection of electica | Rocket Science – the latest and greatest music from around the world focused around indie and in between, 8-1 | Rocket Science – hip hop, country, folk, electro, pop, indie CORPORATION – Drop | Back To The Nineties | Fracture, 10-2.30 CRYSTAL – Friday Social with DJ Corey, 9pm-3am DEMPSEYS – Retro, classic pop, show tunes & new dance, R&B, chart, Eurobeats, 9-6am EMBRACE – The Friday Night Project – commercial tunes, dancers LEADMILL – GaGa – Pure glitz and glam with dancing shoes! Text MILL GAGA to 85010 NOCTURNAL – Mash up of the biggest dance, rnb, indie anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 NUS, ladies free before 1am SOYO – Love You – house, R&B, chart O2 ACADEMY – Propaganda, the UK’s biggest indie night DQ – Bigger Than Barry, Upstairs – Mod For It – 60s mod bands, black American soul, Jamaican ska STEELHOUSE – Hybrid – chart, old school, dance, £4 before 12.30 PLUG – HBP presents: Russian Dolls EP Launch, Ripoff Britain, Gazelles, Bliss Compound, 7pm, £5 | Detonate & Hospitality present London Elektricity, Danny Byrd, Logistics, SPYB, Complex, Transit Mafia, MC Dynamite & AD & Ruthless, Basslaced present True Tiger, P Money, Sukh Knight, 10.30pm, £8 NUS SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Space, 11-3, £4 adv

Saturday 5th CORPORATION – Reservoir Rocks | Revolution | Extreme Hardside, 10-2.30/3am CRYSTAL – Disco Ball with DJ Corey & guests, 9-3am DEMPSEYS – Alternative music mix & new dance, R&B, chart, pop, Eurobeats, 9-6am DQ – Threads | Mod For It EMBRACE – KISS – Keep It Sexy Sheffield, chart, rnb, hip hop, dance, party PLUG – Shuffle feat Stanton Warriors, Slyde & residents, 10.30pm, NUS £5 LEADMILL – Sonic Boom – Saturday’s only indie alternative!

SOYO – Soyo Saturdays – main room – house, disco, funk, Yo Bar – old skool R&B, new jack swing THE LESCAR – Threads pre-bar HALLAM UNION – Sheff One, 11-3 SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Steven K. Amos & Support, 7pm | Pop Tarts, 11-3, £4 adv THE FORUM – Shook – house, rnb, pop, funk, hiphop, indie STEELHOUSE – We’re House – fusing

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Sunday 6th BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – Roasts and Records, 4pm-1am, free entry – authentic roast dinners accompanied by the city’s finest hung-over DJs DEMPSEYS – Karaoke night, 9-4am HALLAM UNION – The Last Laugh Comedy Club, £5 adv, 7.30pm NOCTURNAL – Play Sundays – house, dance, RnB, 11pm-5am, £2 NUS STEELHOUSE – Charged, £2 from Players bar, £3 from ticket sellers, £4 on door SOYO – Mixtape – favourite tunes, guilty pleasures and future classics THE GREYSTONES – Johnny Dickinson, 7.30pm, £12 adv

Stone Love, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Karaoke & Dempseys Mixes, 9-3am EMBRACE – Boing Boing – Hallam student night, chart & dance anthems, cheese & pop, R&B anthems, £4, 11-2.30am LEADMILL – Bang! Bang! Bang! – drinks from 60p, £3 entry NOCTURNAL – Mint – dubstep, DnB, disco, dance, £3 NUS, nocturnalguestlist@nocturnalnation.co.uk PLAYERS – Hallam vs Uni SOYO – Superbowl – the university sports teams and societies extravaganza – home to The Mega Bowl; Sheffield’s biggest fishbowl of drink THE LESCAR – Jazz Night – from 9pm STEELHOUSE – Housexual, £3 NUS/ Carbon, £4 REVOLUTION – I LOVE Vodka SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Roar, 11-2.15am, £3.50 adv

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Monday 7th CORPORATION – Oddball | Bug | The Pit, 10-2.30/3am DEMPSEYS – Dance, chart, pop, 9-3am EMBRACE – Rehab Sessions – DJ Ignition LEADMILL - Shag – pop, chart, R&B & indie, rock, punk, trash, Britpop, oldskool, new rave, disco PLAYERS – Student night SOYO – Soyo Live HALLAM UNION – Pounded, in for £1, drinks for £1, 11pm-2.30am PLUG – Switch – chart/ remix/ pop SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Population, 11-2, £3.50 adv DQ – Rough Hill presents Plus1 THE FORUM – Plug presents: Admiral Fallow, 8.30pm, free

Tuesday 8th BIA HOI – BuddhaBass CRYSTAL – Billionaire “Fashion isn’t life or death, it’s much more important than that…”, 10-3am DEMPSEYS – Games Night & dance, R&B, chart, 9-3am PLAYERS – Diddy Dollar REVOLUTION – Tossers – Place your bet on heads or tails and win your round again for free!

SOYO – Paparazzi – House & R&B THE LESCAR – Quiz Full Of Freaks THE FORUM – Adelante salsa night PLUG – La Maison STEELHOUSE – Dirty Dollar – chart, RnB, dub, chart, £2 before 12.30am SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – The Tuesday Club, 11-2.30am NOCTURNAL – Revolt – dance & RnB anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 O2 ACADEMY – Blancmange, £16 adv

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Saturday 12th CORPORATION – Epica + ReVamp, £13 adv, 7pm | Funtcase @ Subtitle + Cookie Monsta + Residents, £3.50 adv, 10pm | Reservoir Rocks, 102.30/3am | Subtitle | Mode, £3.50 adv, 10pm CRYSTAL – Disco Ball with DJ Corey & guests, 9-3am DEMPSEYS – Alternative music mix & new dance, R&B, chart, pop, Eurobeats, 9-6am DQ – Threads | Mod For It EMBRACE – KISS – Keep It Sexy Sheffield, chart, rnb, hip hop, dance, party LEADMILL – Sonic Boom – Saturday’s only indie alternative! Text MILL SONIC to 85010 SOYO – Soyo Saturdays – main room – house, disco, funk, Yo Bar – old skool R&B, new jack swing THE LESCAR – Threads pre-bar THE FORUM – Shook – house, rnb, pop, funk, hiphop, indie PLUG – Soundclash presents: The Monday Club, 7.30pm, £5 | Shuffle, 10.30pm, NUS £5 STEELHOUSE – We’re House – fusing together all the best house, £4 before 12.30 BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – Sci-Fi Music For Pubs – dancehall, raga, soul, motown, French pop, electro, hip hop, bass, 8pm-1am, free SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – TTC presents Valve Sound System, 9pm |

Pop Tarts, 11-3, £4 adv O2 ACADEMY – The Smyths (The Feeling Gloomy Tour) + The Feeling Gloomy DJs, 6.30pm, £10 adv HALLAM UNION – Sheff One, £3 adv THE WHITE LION - Thunderpussy

Sunday 13th BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – Roasts and Records, 4-12, free entry | Hullabearloo Pub Quiz, 4pm-12am, free DEMPSEYS – Karaoke night, 9-4am THE FORUM – Top Of The Flops – near, misses, non-chart smashes, under appreciated classics NOCTURNAL – Play Sundays – house, dance, RnB, 11pm-5am, £2 NUS STEELHOUSE – Charged, £2 from Players bar, £3 from ticket sellers, £4 on door SOYO – Mixtape – favourite tunes, guilty pleasures and future classics SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Live presents Dave McPherson (InMe) solo set, 7.30pm

Monday 14th CORPORATION – Oddball | Bug | The Pit, 10-2.30/3am DEMPSEYS – Dance, chart, pop, 9-3am EMBRACE – Rehab Sessions – DJ Ignition LEADMILL - Shag – pop, chart, R&B & indie, rock, punk, trash, Britpop, oldskool, new rave, disco, beats PLAYERS – Student night SOYO – Soyo Live PLUG – Shuffle – Jaguar Skills Revenge of the Ninja Tour Doors, 10.30pm, £5 NUS SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Live presents Hercules & Love Affair, 7pm | Population, 11-2, £3.50 adv DQ – Rough Hill presents Plus1 HALLAM UNION – Pounded – in for £1, drinks for £1

Tuesday 15th CRYSTAL – Billionaire, 10-3am DEMPSEYS – Games Night & dance, R&B, chart, 9-3am PLAYERS – Diddy Dollar REVOLUTION – Tossers – Place your bet on heads or tails and win your round again for free!

SOYO – Paparazzi – House & R&B THE LESCAR – Quiz Full Of Freaks THE FORUM – Adelante salsa night PLUG – La Maison STEELHOUSE – Dirty Dollar – chart, RnB, dub, chart, £2 before 12.30am SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – The Tuesday Club, 11-2.30am NOCTURNAL – Revolt – dance & RnB anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 THE GREYSTONES – Michael Chapman, 7.30pm, £10

Wednesday 16th BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – For The Record, 8-12, free entry CORPORATION – The Skool Disco | Stone Love, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Karaoke & Dempseys Mixes, 9-3am EMBRACE – Boing Boing – Hallam

student night, chart & dance anthems, cheese & pop, R&B anthems, £4, 11-2.30am LEADMILL – Bang! Bang! Bang! – drinks from 60p, £3 entry NOCTURNAL – Mint – dubstep, DnB, disco, dance, £3 NUS, nocturnalguestlist@nocturnalnation.co.uk PLAYERS – Hallam vs Uni REVOLUTION – I LOVE Vodka SOYO – Superbowl – the university sports teams and societies extravaganza – home to The Mega Bowl; Sheffield’s biggest fishbowl of drink THE LESCAR – Jazz Night – from 9pm THE FORUM – Rotation – a different music theme each week STEELHOUSE – Housexual, £3 NUS/ Carbon, £4 SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Student Band Competition 2011, Heat 3, 10.30pm | Roar, 11-2.15am, £3.50 adv

Thursday 17th CORPORATION – Glitch | Funk Dat, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Games Night, 9-4am EMBRACE – Candy – Urban R&B/ hip hop/ UK funky/ garage/ grime, dubstep, desi flavas, commercial 70s/ 80s/ funky house/ electro/ dance LEADMILL – Thriller – 70s disco, 80s popstars & 90s NOCTURNAL – Pout – dance, RnB, indie anthems, £3 NUS SOYO – SuperDeluxe THE LESCAR – The Little Laugh Comedy Club – guest compares and 2 guests, doors 8pm PLUG – Jumparound St Patrick’s Day Shake Yer Shamrock Blowout! 10pm3.30am, £4 NUS STEELHOUSE – Voodoo Project, pop chart, rnb, dub, dnb, dance THE FORUM – Thirsty Ear – juke box selection of 7inch vinyl CRYSTAL & WALKABOUT – Sheffield Parties present Prive Mega Party SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Live Wire, 10.30pm-2am THE WHITE LION - Funkotic

PLUG – Covert Soundsystem, 10.30pm, NUS £5 | Small Ideas Promotions present: Teebs, V.I.V.E.K, 10.30pm, NUS £4 STEELHOUSE – Hybrid – chart, old school, dance, £4 before 12.30 BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – AsboA-Gogo

Saturday 19th CORPORATION – Sonata Arctica + Support, 6.30pm, £15 adv | Raiden & Optical @ Feedback + Offkey + Renegade Hardware + Virus, £3.50 adv, 10pm | Reservoir Rocks | Feedback | Mode, 10-2.30/3am CRYSTAL – Disco Ball with DJ Corey & guests, 9-3am DEMPSEYS – Alternative music mix & new dance, R&B, chart, pop, Eurobeats, 9-6am DQ – Threads | Mod For It EMBRACE – KISS – Keep It Sexy Sheffield, chart, rnb, hip hop, dance, party LEADMILL – Sonic Boom – Sheffield’s only indie alternative SOYO – Soyo Saturdays – main room – house, disco, funk, Yo Bar – old skool R&B, new jack swing THE LESCAR – Threads pre-bar THE FORUM – Shook – house, rnb, pop, funk, hiphop, indie PLUG – Mosh ‘n’ Go present The Go Getters, Jack Rabbit Slim, Carmen Ghia & The Hot Rods, Speedkings, Snakebite, DJ Andy B, Good of Chesterfield, Rock’n’Roll Club – 5pm, £14 adv | Shuffle – Kele DJ set & residents, 10.30pm, NUS £5 adv STEELHOUSE – We’re House – fusing together all the best house, £4 before 12.30 NOCTURNAL – Glasshouse SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Pop Tarts, 11-3, £4 adv HALLAM UNION – Sheff One ICK THE WHITE LION – Bad Penny S

Friday 18th CORPORATION – Sea of Lions + Support, £6 adv, 7pm | Drop | Back To The Nineties | Fracture, 10-2.30/3am CRYSTAL – Friday Social with DJ Corey, 9pm-3am DEMPSEYS – Retro, classic pop, show tunes & new dance, R&B, chart, Eurobeats, 9-6am DQ – Suckerpunch, hip hop, house, breaks and beyond EMBRACE – The Friday Night Project – commercial tunes, dancers LEADMILL – GaGa – Pure glitz and glam with dancing shoes! Text MILL GAGA to 85010 NOCTURNAL – Mash up of the biggest dance, rnb, indie anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 NUS, ladies free before 1am SOYO – Love You – house, R&B, chart O2 ACADEMY – Propaganda, the UK’s biggest indie night

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Friday 11th CORPORATION – The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus + Yashin + Lyu, £8.50, 7pm | Back To The Nineties | Fracture, 10-2.30/3am CRYSTAL – Friday Social with DJ Corey, 9pm-3am DEMPSEYS – Retro, classic pop, show tunes & new dance, R&B, chart, Eurobeats, 9-6am DQ – Club Pony, Sheffield’s biggest independent electro night EMBRACE – The Friday Night Project – commercial tunes, dancers LEADMILL – GaGa – Pure glitz and glam with dancing shoes! Text MILL GAGA to 85010 NOCTURNAL – Mash up of the biggest dance, rnb, indie anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 NUS, ladies free before 1am SOYO – Love You – house, R&B, chart O2 ACADEMY – Propaganda - the UK’s biggest indie night PLUG – Covert Soundsystem, 10.30pm, £5 NUS | Planet Zogg present Tales From Another Dimension – Psilopsyb, Glowbones, Terry Dragatis, Dill, Greg Zogg, 10.30pm, NUS £5 STEELHOUSE – Hybrid – chart, old school, dance, £4 before 12.30 BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – Lionel Vinyl’s Early Doors Social – electica, 5pm-8pm, free | An Evening With Death By Shoes – krautock, postpunk, grunge, lo-fi, new wave, 8pm-1am SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Live presents The Quemists | Offbeat – Sheffield’s Legendary Leftfield Indie Night | Space, 11-3, £4 adv

Wednesday 23rd CORPORATION – Warrior Soul + Support, £8 adv, 7pm | The Skool Disco | Stone Love, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Karaoke & Dempseys Mixes, 9-3am EMBRACE – Boing Boing – Hallam student night, chart & dance anthems, cheese & pop, R&B anthems, £4, 11-2.30am LEADMILL – Bang! Bang! Bang! – drinks from 60p, £3 entry NOCTURNAL – Mint – dubstep, DnB, disco, dance, £3 NUS, nocturnalguestlist@nocturnalnation.co.uk PLAYERS – Hallam vs Uni REVOLUTION – I LOVE Vodka SOYO – Superbowl – the university sports teams and societies extravaganza – home to The Mega Bowl; Sheffield’s biggest fishbowl of drink THE LESCAR – Jazz Night – from 9pm STEELHOUSE – Housexual, £3 NUS/ Carbon, £4 SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Roar, 11-2.15am, £3.50 adv

Monday 21st CORPORATION – Revoker + Holy Grail + Support, £7 adv, 7pm | Oddball | Bug | The Pit, 102.30/3am DEMPSEYS – Dance, chart, pop, 9-3am EMBRACE – Rehab Sessions – DJ Ignition LEADMILL - Shag – pop, chart, R&B & indie, rock, punk, trash, Britpop, oldskool, new rave, disco, beats SOYO – Soyo Live PLUG – Switch – chart/ remix/ pop SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Population, 11-2, £3.50 adv DQ – Rough Hill presents Plus1 HALLAM UNION – In for £1, drinks for £1

Tuesday 22nd CRYSTAL – Billionaire, 10-3am DEMPSEYS – Games Night & dance, R&B, chart, 9-3am PLAYERS – Diddy Dollar REVOLUTION – Tossers – Place your bet on heads or tails and win your round again for free!

SOYO – Paparazzi – House & R&B THE LESCAR – Quiz Full Of Freaks THE FORUM – Adelante salsa night PLUG – La Maison STEELHOUSE – Dirty Dollar – chart, RnB, dub, chart, £2 before 12.30am NOCTURNAL – Revolt – dance & RnB anthems, 11pm-5am, £3 CORPORATION – Accept + Wolf + Support, £13.50 adv, 7pm SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – The Tuesday Club, 11-2.30am

Thursday 24th BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – For The Record, 8-12am, free entry CORPORATION – Symphony X + Support, £15 adv, 7pm | Glitch | Funk Dat, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Games Night, 9-4am EMBRACE – Candy – Urban R&B/ hip hop/ UK funky/ garage/ grime, dubstep, desi flavas, commercial 70s/ 80s/ funky house/ electro/ dance LEADMILL – Thriller – 70s disco, 80s popstars & 90s pop NOCTURNAL – Pout – dance, RnB, indie anthems, £3 NUS SOYO – SuperDeluxe THE LESCAR – The Little Laugh Comedy Club – guest compares and 2 guests, doors 8pm PLUG – Plug Presents: David Rotheray, Eleanor McEvoy, Sam Cotterill – 7.30pm, £14 | Jumparound YASMIN live PA – 10pm-3.30am, £4 NUS STEELHOUSE – Voodoo Project, pop chart, rnb, dub, dnb, dance CRYSTAL & WALKABOUT – Sheffield Parties present Prive Mega Party SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Live Wire, 10.30pm-2am THE WHITE LION – The Rappells

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BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – Lionel Vinyl’s Early Doors Social, 5-8pm, free entry CORPORATION – Eyes Set To Kill + Vanna + Stray From The Path, £8 adv, 7pm | Drop | Back To The Nineties | Fracture, 10-2.30/3am CRYSTAL – Friday Social with DJ Corey, 9pm-3am DEMPSEYS – Retro, classic pop, show tunes & new dance, R&B, chart, Eurobeats, 9-6am EMBRACE – The Friday Night Project – commercial tunes, dancers LEADMILL – Gaga – Pure glitz and glam with dancing shoes!

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Sunday 27th BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – Roasts and Records, 4-12am, free entry DEMPSEYS – Karaoke night, 9-4am NOCTURNAL – Play Sundays – house, dance, RnB, 11pm-5am, £2 NUS STEELHOUSE – Charged, £2 from Players bar, £3 from ticket sellers, £4 on door SOYO – Mixtape – favourite tunes, guilty pleasures and future classics

Monday 28th CORPORATION – Fireworks + Make Do And Mend + Support, £7.50 adv, 7pm | Oddball | Bug | The Pit, 10-2.30/3am DQ – Rough Hill presents Plus1 EMBRACE – Rehab Sessions – DJ Ignition LEADMILL - Shag – pop, chart, R&B & indie, rock, punk, trash, Britpop, oldskool, new rave, disco, beats PLAYERS – Student night SOYO – Soyo Live PLUG – Switch – chart/ remix/ pop SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Population, 11-2, £3.50 adv HALLAM UNION – In for £1, drinks for £1

Saturday 26th CORPORATION – Rubbadub Crew @ Subtitle + Afterdark + Fused Forces + Residents, £3.50, 10pm | Reservoir Rocks | Feedback | Mode, 10pm, £3.50 adv CRYSTAL – Disco Ball with DJ Corey & guests, 9-3am DEMPSEYS – Alternative music mix & new dance, R&B, chart, pop, Eurobeats, 9-6am DQ – Threads | Mod For It EMBRACE – KISS – Keep It Sexy Sheffield, chart, rnb, hip hop, dance, party LEADMILL – Sonic Boom – Saturday’s only indie alternative!

NOCTURNAL – Glasshouse SOYO – Soyo Saturdays – main room – house, disco, funk, Yo Bar – old skool R&B, new jack swing THE LESCAR – Threads pre-bar THE FORUM – Shook – house, rnb, pop, funk, hiphop, indie PLUG – Plug Presents: The Men They Couldn’t Hang, 7.30pm, £14 | Shuffle – Herve & residents, 10.30pm, NUS £5 adv STEELHOUSE – We’re House – fusing together all the best house, £4 before 12.30 SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Pop Tarts, 11-3, £4 adv O2 ACADEMY – Reflective – upfront and classic bassline anthems HALLAM UNION – Sheff One THE GREYSTONES – The Men They Couldn’t Hang, 7pm, £14 adv THE WHITE LION – The Clench

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SOYO – Paparazzi – House & R&B THE LESCAR – Quiz Full Of Freaks THE FORUM – Adelante salsa night PLUG – La Maison STEELHOUSE – Dirty Dollar – chart, RnB, dub, chart, £2 before 12.30am SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – The Tuesday Club, 11-2.30am NOCTURNAL – Revolt – dance & RnB anthems, 11pm-5am, £3

Wednesday 30th CORPORATION – The Skool Disco | Stone Love, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Karaoke & Dempseys Mixes, 9-3am EMBRACE – Boing Boing – Hallam student night, chart & dance anthems, cheese & pop, R&B anthems, £4, 11-2.30am LEADMILL – Bang! Bang! Bang! – drinks from 60p, £3 entry NOCTURNAL – Mint – dubstep, DnB, disco, dance, £3 NUS, nocturnalguestlist@nocturnalnation.co.uk PLAYERS – Hallam vs Uni REVOLUTION – I LOVE Vodka SOYO – Superbowl – the university sports teams and societies extravaganza – home to The Mega Bowl; Sheffield’s biggest fishbowl of drink THE LESCAR – Jazz Night – from 9pm STEELHOUSE – Housexual, £3 NUS/ Carbon, £4 SHEFFIELD STUDENTS UNION – Roar, 11-2.15am, £3.50 adv THE FORUM – Plug Presents: The Milk, 8.30pm, free

Thursday 31st BUNGALOWS AND BEARS – For The Record, 8-12am, free entry CORPORATION – Glamour Of The Kill + Shadows Chasing Ghosts + Support, £7 adv, 7pm | Glitch | Funk Dat, 10-2am DEMPSEYS – Games Night, 9-4am EMBRACE – Candy – Urban R&B/ hip hop/ UK funky/ garage/ grime, dubstep, desi flavas, commercial 70s/ 80s/ funky house/ electro/ dance LEADMILL – Thriller – 70s disco, 80s popstars & 90s pop NOCTURNAL – Pout – dance, RnB, indie anthems, £3 NUS SOYO – SuperDeluxe THE LESCAR – The Little Laugh Comedy Club – guest compares and 2 guests, doors 8pm PLUG – Jumparound Summer Break Tour Beach Party – 10pm-3.30am, £4 NUS STEELHOUSE – Voodoo Project, pop chart, rnb, dub, dnb, dance CRYSTAL & WALKABOUT – Sheffield Parties present Prive Mega Party SHEFFIELD STUDENTS’ UNION – Student Band Competition 2011, 10.30pm | Live Wire, 10.30pm-2am THE WHITE LION - Choker

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