The Goodbye Edition
Foreign Affairs
Spirituality
Ecology
Spring 2019
JS Erasmus student "pretty confident" that social circle and clout are eagerly awaiting his return. - pg -2
David Flood campaigns to reduce SU Ents workload after tumultuous year of Chakra imbalances. - pg ∞
Globalist elite erect cricket pitch barrier leading to signifcant loss of habitat. Populations decimated. Thousands dead. - pg 2025
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INSIGHT: Life on campus: An interview with the people who scream at night outside my window.
“Mom I’m on the TAF committee now I HAVE to stay, they NEED me” - Finding an excuse to not go on Erasmus to Japan
The
Piranha
A sometimes whimsical, sometimes vicious satire newspaper
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