Issue 22

Marble Run Challenge

Exciting S.T.E.A.M. Workshop with Makermeet.ie as part of Ireland's CRUINNIÚ NA NÓG, a national day of free creativity for young people under 18. This free Marble Run Making workshop will run from 11am - 5pm and is open to all ages! Materials provided. FREE

David O'Doherty LIVE

Comedian David O'Doherty returns with his tiny piano bringing a new pageant of laughter, song, and occasionally getting up from a chair. It’s gonna be a big one so don't miss out on the star of TV comedy. Suitable 16 yrs +

Tickets: €24

The Legend of Luke Kelly

An authentic show celebrating the life and songs of Ireland’s most iconic and greatest folk singer. Created and performed by the renowned Dublin singer and multi-instrumentalist Chris Kavanagh, this show brings the audience on a journey through Luke’s music.

Tickets €23/22

Springsteen – A Tribute

With a reputation of authenticity and outstanding musicality, this in demand Bruce Springsteen tribute act delivers a breath-taking, high energy show and a must see spectacle for all fans of The Boss. 6 piece band features American singer and guitarist Monte Thompson. Tickets: €28.50

Guests and visitors alike can enjoy locally sourced, modern cuisine from our newly crafted menu and our extensive range of daily specials.

Dine in a casual and relaxed setting with breathtaking views of Tralee Bay and the Slieve Mish Mountains.

The Palace Bar & Restaurant is Open All Week!!! Sun - Thurs 12.30pm – 8pm | Friday & Sat 12.30pm - 9pm A la Carte & Daily Specials - All walk-ins welcome!

Ballyroe Heights Hotel hosts semi-private and private function rooms to cater for the perfect atmosphere for your party. To reserve your booking, please contact us by phone: 066-7126796 / Email: info@ballyroe.com or just call in to us .

Fitzgibbons Interiors Massive Warehouse Sale is happening this weekend!

“ Fitzgibbon Interiors furniture store is a one stop store for all your home Interior needs.” says Lisa from their fabulous state of the art store in Manor West . “ We carry an

extensive range of stylish furniture including sofas, beds, dining sets and all furniture to make your home complete for every room. In addition, we stock a wide range of tiles for bathroom and flooring in various sizes, colours, finishes at competitive prices. We also carry a bespoke range of timber flooring in both laminate and engineered as well as LVT.”

This weekend Fitzgibbon Interiors have amazing offers throughout the whole store in their highly anticipated warehouse sale. On a wide range of beautiful furniture and end of line items to make way for new stock for the coming season.

Lisa says “ All our stock is reduced to clear at unbelievable prices with up to 70% off throughout the store. Do not miss out on this never to be repeated sale.This is a once off weekend Event ! “

Late goal sinks Kerry in the Capital!

Kerry FC traveled to the capital on Friday to face UCD AFC for the second time this season. Their previous encounter in Dublin ended in a 1-1 draw, with goals from Ciaran Behan and Daniel Okwute. Kerry FC had numerous chances to secure a win, but Ryan Kelliher’s late goal was ruled offside. In a subsequent match in Tralee, UCD defeated Kerry FC 2-1. Sean McGrath gave Kerry an early lead, but two goals from Michael McCullagh sealed the win for UCD. Kerry FC entered this game buoyed by back-to-back home victories, the most recent against Treaty United. First Team Coach James Sugrue emphasized the need for the team to start winning away games, a goal yet to be achieved this season. The first half saw limited opportunities, with UCD’s Danu Kinsella Bishop posing the only threat with three half-chances. In the 29th minute, UCD took the lead

through Eanna Clancy’s header from a corner. Kerry FC responded eight minutes later when Ryan Kelliher equalized with a header from Sean O’Connell’s corner. Both teams struggled creatively, and the half ended 1-1, with both goals coming from set pieces.Early in the second half, UCD’s Michael Raggett forced Kerry’s keeper Antonio Tuta into a save that hit the post. With twenty minutes left, UCD was awarded a penalty after Sean O’Connell fouled Kinsella Bishop. However, Tuta saved Bishop’s spot kick, keeping Kerry in the game.In the dying moments, UCD regained the lead. A low corner caught Kerry off guard, and Clancy scored again, sealing a 2-1 win for UCD.

Kerry FC now prepares to face Longford Town next Thursday before the Munster Senior Cup final against Waterford FC in two weeks.

Call into our store located in manor west retail park this weekend and our Curraheen Depot – spread the word – when they are gone, they are gone!!!”

Dancers from Ballymacelligott representing the Sliabh Mish branch of Comhaltas.

Congratulations to the u12’s & O18’s who retained their first place positions on Saturday at The Tinteán Theatre Ballybunion. Well done to all our teams that participated. The very best to all in your preparations for the Munster Fléadh in Thurles in July

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

ABOVE: Pictured at the launching of the 32 Counties in 32 Hours by four Kerry Bikers on June 14th from the Palliative Care Unit at UHK with a support group following and returning next day June 15th.The Kerry Hospice fundraising event in memory of Pat Aslett, Suzanne Hayes and Jim O’Sullivan. L-R Adam Driver, Abbeyfeale, Karen Ahern (Kerry Hospice) Nick Selwyn, Cork, Dan, Corey, Russell and Rachel Aslett, Abbeydorney, Pete Woodley, Tralee, Mary Shanahan (Sec Kerry Hospice Foundation). Marie McShane (Kerry Hospice) and Ger O’Sullivan, Tralee.

ABOVE: Celebrating Mike Foley, Listowel, after being elected Fine Gael Councillor to Listowel Council, Co Kerry, at Tralee Count Centre on Sunday, pictured with his wife Corina Foley and his daughters Aoife and Ann Foley and cousins and Agent Breda Barden.

ABOVE: Pictured at John Mitchells GAA. Tralee Count Centre on Sunday, Michael Healy- Rae TD. with Eddie Carmody, Tralee and Shelia Costello. P

ABOVE: Supporting Kerry Hospice in Tralee on Saturday, l-r Anne Ryle, James O’Brien and Maisie Houlihan,Tralee.

ABOVE: Michelle and Michael Reidy, The Kerries, about to Vote at Holy Family School on Friday.

ABOVE: Votingat Holy Family School on Friday, l-r Matthew Healy, James Hussey and Snr. Matthew Healy, Tralee.

ABOVE: Casting their vote at Holy Family School on Friday, l-r Josephine Griffin, Mary Hussey, Jimmy and Sheila Diggins, Tralee.

Tralee Chamber Wins Prestigious Chambers Ireland Award for Biodiversity and Sustainability

Tralee Chamber Alliance is thrilled to announce its receipt of the prestigious Chambers Ireland Award in the Biodiversity and Sustainability Category. Presented this week , this award acknowledges Tralee Chamber Alliance’s exceptional commitment to sustainability and biodiversity, both within its operations and in assisting members to engage in these vital initiatives. This award category celebrates the outstanding contributions of chambers across Ireland in promoting sustainability and biodiversity, emphasizing the importance of the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). Tralee Chamber Alliance’s efforts have significantly advanced these values, making Tralee and the wider Kerry area exemplary in sustainability practices.

Colette O’Connor, CEO of Tralee Chamber Alliance, expressed her

delight at receiving the award: “This is fantastic recognition for Tralee Chamber, the largest business representative network in Kerry. We are committed to enhancing Tralee and Kerry as a wonderful place to live, work, and visit. Our work is strengthened through collaborations with key stakeholders such as Kerry County Council and Tralee Tidy Towns, who have both played a huge role in projects highlighting the importance of sustainability and biodiversity. We were delighted to have our President Stephen Stack and Secretary Martha Farrell receive the award alongside Colm Nagle of Kerry County Council and Brendan O’Brien, Chairperson of Tralee Tidy Towns. Collaboration is a cornerstone of Tralee Chamber Alliance’s ethos, and we truly believe that ‘Teamwork makes the Dream Work’.”

Ring Of Kerry Cycle Goes Full Circle For Kidney Patients

The Irish Kidney Association (IKA) invites cyclists and supporters to join the Ring of Kerry Cycle on Saturday, 6th July 2024. This iconic event, which started over four decades ago by the Kerry IKA branch, has grown significantly, raising over €19 million for more than 160 causes, including establishing a vital dialysis center in Kerry.

Veterans from the first cycle remain active with the IKA, either participating in or supporting this year’s event. Many participants are kidney patients who join to celebrate transplantation and the

importance of exercise for both physical and emotional health. Notably, seven-year-old Cíalan Walsh from Waterville, Kerry, who needs a kidney transplant, serves as an inspiration to all. Cíalan attended a photocall at The Europe Hotel & Resort in Killarney on 8th June with founding members and cyclists supporting the IKA.

This year’s cycle features IKA ambassadors from Carlow, Cork, Kerry, Monaghan, and Tipperary, who have been personally impacted by organ failure. Their participation highlights resilience and promotes

organ donation while emphasizing fitness before and after transplants.

The IKA encourages support for the Ring of Kerry Cycle and its mission through several avenues:

1. Participate in the Cycle: Ride the 170k scenic route on 6th July and select the IKA as your charity. One free registration is available for every team of five.

2. Fundraise: Use the iDonate platform to raise funds for the IKA, with the top fundraiser winning a 2-night stay in Killarney.

3. Virtual Cycle: Register for a virtual cycle to participate from any location throughout July, either individually or with cycling clubs or spinning classes.

4. Bumper Prize Raffle: Enter the IKA raffle to win prizes worth over €8,000.

For more details and to support the IKA, visit www.ika.ie/ringofkerry.

(Photography by Michelle Cooper Galvin)

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The Tralee Advertiser had their back!

The team here at the Tralee Advertiser would like to congratulate the 7 successful elected candidates in the Tralee district from last weeks local elections. Indeed we would like to compliment all 17 of the candidates and their support teams as well as all those involved in the running of these elections from Kerry County Council. Yes, the turnout of just under 49% could have been better but thats definitely another days work and then some! In particular we would like to congratulate 3 of the successful candidates who made the decision to work with the Tralee Advertiser in promoting themselves to work tirelessly for the people of Tralee. Anne O Sullivan ( Fianna Fail ) Angie Bailey (Fine Gael ) and Sam Locke ( Independent) ....

Chris & Colette Shortt

Corcoran’s Furniture & Carpets Charity Walk In Aid Of Autism Assistance Dogs Ireland (Aadi) A Resounding Success

Corcoran’s Furniture & Carpets Ltd. organized a Charity Walk through the Gap of Dunloe on June 8, 2024, in support of Autism Assistance Dogs Ireland (AADI), with former Kerry Footballer James O’Donoghue as the event ambassador. The bright sun illuminated the day, making it a memorable experience for the 37 participants, including AADI families, dogs, supporters, and members of the Corcoran’s team.

The highlight of the event was the presence of three remarkable assistance dogs: Buzz, Baron, and Hank, who stole the show with their superhero qualities. The walk raised just under €12,000, with more contributions expected. Participants embarked on an 11km journey from Lord Brandon’s Cottage through the iconic Gap of Dunloe, enjoying a boat ride guided by Donal ‘Dux’ O’Donoghue of Gap of Dunloe Traditional Boat Tours.

David McCarthy, Head of Fundraising with AADI, expressed gratitude to all involved, particularly Corcoran’s Furniture, for their critical support in raising funds for AADI’s Kerry region operations. Noteworthy was Autism Assistance Dog Baron, who completed the full walk with Michelle Corcoran and her sons, showcasing the significant impact these dogs have on families. AADI walk ambassadors Darragh

L-R: David McCarthy, Nicola O’

Caddigan and his parents also participated with their wonder-dog Buzz. The Caddigan family, the first in Co. Kerry to receive an AADI dog, shared their heartfelt appreciation for the life-changing assistance provided by Buzz.

Shane O’Callaghan, Financial Controller at Corcoran’s, thanked

Mikayla

all participants and supporters, highlighting their collective effort in raising nearly €12,000 for the charity. He pledged to continue fundraising efforts throughout the year, emphasizing the importance of ongoing support for AADI’s cause. Corcoran’s Furniture invites further contributions to their fundraising drive through the AADI website,

acknowledging the significance of every donation in supporting AADI’s mission to assist children with Autism and their families.

Image Credit: Drew Dineen E: drewdineenphoto@gmail.com

Sullivan,

Corcoran, Shane O’ Callaghan, Kieran Corcoran, Hank, Justyna Krawczyk, Jason Caddigan, James O’ Donoghue, Emma Foran

Kevin (KP Therapy) Advances Professional Sports Career with Exclusive Mentorship from English Rugby Physio

Kevin Prunty, a dedicated and experienced sports professional is one of only 5 therapists in Ireland to hold an MSc in Neuromuscular Therapy or NMT and is now proud to announce the completion of a transformative mentorship program with the esteemed English rugby physio at the prestigious Pro Sport Academy. This intensive threemonth mentorship, culminating in a hands-on weekend at the academy, has equipped KP Therapy

with cutting-edge techniques and unparalleled insights in sports physiology and athlete management. With a robust background in professional sports, Kevin brings a wealth of experience to the table.

Having previously worked with Monaghan United FC under the leadership of Mick Cooke and Roddie Collins, Kevin played a crucial role in the team’s impressive rise to the Premier Division back in 2012. This foundational experience has been further enriched by the recent mentorship, positioning Kevin for significant contributions to the Kingdom’s Kerry FC.

“I am thrilled to bring the advanced skills and knowledge gained from the Pro Sport Academy to Kerry FC,” said Kevin “Working alongside such a renowned figure in professional rugby has been an invaluable experience. I am eager to apply these new techniques to enhance athlete performance and contribute to the success of Kerry FC.”

KP Therapy’s commitment to excellence and continuous

professional development underscores their dedication to elevating Kerry FC’s performance. This mentorship marks a pivotal step in Kevin’s career, promising innovative approaches and a strategic edge in athlete conditioning and injury prevention.For more information please contact KP Therapy on 0667169015 or by text on 0876153328. Alternatively visit www.kptherapy.ie for more information or to book online.

Minister Foley announces new classrooms and facilities for Castlemaine National School

Minister for Education and Kerry T.D. Norma Foley has today announced that funding approval has been given for new classrooms and facilities for Castlemaine national school.

Castlemaine national school, which has 108 pupils, will be getting two new special educational needs classrooms and a daily living skills room. The new facilities will free up a classroom when completed, which will then be reconfigured as a special education teaching room. The school will be appointing a design team to deliver the project.

Minister Foley said:

“I wish to congratulate the Castlemaine national school for the excellent work they do every day in providing for the education of children in their care.”

“The growth and development of this school is testament to the hard work and endeavor of school staff and the school community. I wish Castlemaine national school well with these developments and I look forward to seeing them progress at pace.”

AT KERRY COLLEGE!

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Good things happening out in Fenit!

“Just want to say a massive thank you to a man name Frank out in Fenit. I brought my 2 kids and my friends child out to Fenit this morning , and before i knew it i had locked my phone and car keys in my car Frank spent about an hour out of his day trying to help me and eventually got the car open from the inside. Good to see there is still good people out in the world. I can’t thank Frank and all the others that helped me out there enough.” Courteney

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James raises a toast to his birthday girl, Kathleen!

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Local man Gerard O Connor collecting for Kerry Hospice at Garvey’s SuperValu Tralee on Saturday as he enjoys the company of Mary Long and Denis Guerin.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

‘Flash’ racing around Tralee promoting Ascot Bubble Brunch on June 22 in Mc Caffreys

Sunset at Camp Beach ...Beautiful !

There was great excitement back in Sandy Feet Farm, Camp last weekend as Italian Chef Antonio had a launch night for the locals & friends as he opened his new Italian Restaurant ‘The Ranch‘ ...Best of luck Antonio!

Some final touches to Dunnes Stores NCR!

Guard of honour for the late Sean Óg Sheehy a former Kerry footballer at St.Johns Church Tralee on Bank Holiday Monday.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Tralee man Billy O Connor busy cutting grass at Oakpark Demense last week.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

"We are delighted with the feedback we are getting from some of our recent Solar Energy clients."

Keith Malee, Sales Manager, Green Energy Ireland

"Really great service from start to nish. From our initial consultation with Keith, who took as much time as was necessary to understand our needs and explain the best solutions, to the installation itself, we couldn’t have been in better hands every step of the way. All the work was completed and the teams gone by the time we got home from work/school, so Keith actually came back the following day to talk us through the app and show us how to get the most out of it. Thanks to all the team at Green Energy Ireland for a very good customer experience." - John & Deirdre, Killarney

" I was a small bit dubious about the cost v bene ts aspect of moving to Solar PV, but after having met with Green Energy Ireland, who went to great lengths to ensure that I understood all the elements, I knew I was in good hands and had chosen the right partner for this part of our home upgrade project. Keith was always available, and everybody from the roofers to the electricians ensured we were kept in the loop and up to date on all the moving parts. We very much appreciated your patience and thank you for a really ne piece of work." - Maurice & family, Mallow

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Want to see your energy bills going down and your energy savings going up? Make the switch to solar power this summer and make the most of the sunshine!

Now has never been a better time to switch with SEAI grants to help with the costs AND for a limited time only Green Energy Ireland are also offering a 10 Panel Solar PV System installation from €4,950*!

Rose Hotel announced as new HQ for Kerry Winter Rally

Kerry Motor Club has announced that the Kerry Winter Rally will have a new headquarters for the first time in its 43-year history. The November 3 event will now be held at The Rose Hotel in Tralee, rebranded as The Rose Hotel Kerry Winter Rally. Previously based at Banna Beach Resort since its inception in 1981, the rally was affectionately known as the Banna Rally. Despite this longstanding connection, both the club and The Rose Hotel are enthusiastic about their new partnership, which builds on their collaboration with the Circuit of Kerry Rally.

Sean Hegarty, the clerk of the course, expressed his gratitude to Banna Beach Resort: “I want to thank William Murphy and the entire team at Banna. They helped make the event what it is today, and William has been a loyal supporter of Kerry Motor Club for nearly five decades. I am delighted to announce

this new partnership with The Rose Hotel. Rally competitors and fans will be well aware of the welcome they get for the Circuit of Kerry, and it is great to now extend that to the Winter Rally as well.”

Mark Sullivan, General Manager at The Rose Hotel, added: “It is a great honor to continue our relationship with Kerry Motor Club. The Rose Hotel Kerry Winter Rally will be a fantastic end-of-season event, and we are delighted to host this prestigious rally. We have proudly supported rallying in Kerry for over a decade and look forward to welcoming visitors from all around Ireland and beyond to enjoy the topquality hospitality that Kerry’s capital town is renowned for.”

Preparations for the November 3 event are well underway, with an initial route survey completed. Kerry Motor Club promises new features for the rally, which will be

Corkman Alex wins 10k in Castle Club Lotto!

Alex Graham from Tracton Co Cork received €10,500 from Castlegregory GAA Club on Saturday evening after winning the club lotto. Alex, who has been regularly coming to Sandy Bay Caravan & Camping Park since he was a child, plans to use the funds to reapply for planning permission or maybe use it for a once in a lifetime trip to New Zealand as he is Best Man for his friend’s wedding. His father Frank bought him the winning ticket. “I’m delighted with the win, it’s great to be able to support the local community,” Alex said. Pictured were: Brendan O’Connor, Colm Sills, Liam Maunsell (Chairman Castlegregory GAA Club), winner Alex Graham with his fiancee Eimear and daughter Laoise, Cathrina Browne and Alan Lynch. Photo: Michelle Breen Crean Photography

Poetry on mid Summer’s Evening

Friday June 21 7pm to 8.30pm

The ‘dome’, Community Garden, An Tobar Naofa, Dean’s Lane, Tralee No Charge, Open Mic, Refreshments Served , Books on sale

announced soon. The rally is part of three championships: The Top Part West Coast Rally Championship, the Ace Signs Southern 4 Rally Championship, and the Moriarty’s

Central Car Sales Kingdom of Kerry Rally Championship, ensuring over 150 cars in the competition.

The Rose Hotel General Manager Mark Sullivan and Sean Hegarty of Kerry Motor Club agree on terms for the November 3 Kerry Winter Rally

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Alan O Regan is voted the ‘Spirit of Scoil Eoin’ for 2024 ! Well done Alan!

One morning , last week, all of the 1st and 2nd classes in Scoil Eoin were summoned to the halla where the Student Council, Mr. O’Toole and Mrs. O’Donoghue awaited them. They soon realised that it’s that time of year again when our Scoil Eoin ‘School Spirit Award’ winner is announced.

The Scoil Eoin School Spirit Award was devised by the Student Council along with Mr. O’Toole in 2016. This award is not academic award, rather an award in recognition of a pupil who promotes inclusiveness and fairness, is a good role model and displays exemplary behaviour. Each teacher nominates a pupil from their class. The nominations were read out by Mrs. O’Donoghue to the Student Council members at a meeting, without naming the pupils in the interest of fairness. The Student Council members weren’t aware of the identity of this year’s winner until the announcement this morning.

Our 2024 winner was chosen by a unanimous vote! Alan O’Regan from Ms. Daly’s 2nd class was nominated because of his enthusiasm and energy. He has a great sense of humour and his kindness knows no bounds. Alan got a massive surprise when Mr. O’Toole called out his name and presented him with the trophy. Alan’s mom, dad and nan were hidden away and came into the hall once the announcement was made.

Everyone in Scoil Eoin is in agreement that Alan is a deserving winner.

Alan’s name will now join Grace, Luke, Tomás, Leon, Philip, Ella and Rían on our School Spirit Plaque.

Photo; winner Alan O’Regan , Mom

Brenda o’Regan, Dad Alan O’Connor, Nan Breda O’Regan, his teacher Triona Daly, Teachers

Carol Anne o Donoghue and Kieran O’Toole

Kerry Students make a splash at National Water Awards Ceremony

Artistic students from Nagal – Rice Primary School Milltown and Scoil Mhuire, Killorglin shone at the annual An Taisce Green Schools Water Awards. Orlaith O Sullivan and Ava Grace O Shea were both regional winners in the poster competition, impressing judges Geoffrey Bourke from Uisce Éireann and An Taisce’s Cathy Baxter with their creativity.

Bourke expressed awe at the students’ stories of working together to protect water resources and inspiring their communities to conserve water, calling them exemplary.

The event marked the eleventh year of Uisce Éireann’s sponsorship of An

Taisce’s Green-Schools programme, supporting schools working towards a Green Flag under the water theme. An Taisce engaged with 519 schools and over 142,000 students and 12,800 teachers throughout the academic year.

Baxter commended the students, teachers, and schools for their creativity, thanking Uisce Éireann for their ongoing support in creating a world-class water education programme.

The Green-Schools water theme aims to raise awareness and understanding of water conservation activities at primary and secondary levels. Beyond conservation, it emphasizes

stewardship of water resources and awareness of wastewater impacts on inland and

coastal waterways.

Tralee Parnells U10s that played a blitz in Ballyheigue last Sunday Tralee Parnells U13 Camogie team that played Cillard last Wednesday

LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !

GREAT ONE LINERS!

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.

Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

A bowl full of mice-cream.

15. Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!

What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? “Freeze. You’re under a vest.”

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike.

Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s faster than walking!

What did the lava say to his girlfriend? “I lava you!”

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

AND FROM SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITE FUNNY GUYS N GALS!

“Proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” — Joan Rivers

“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” — Chris Rock

“I’ll tell ya, in New York City, where I’ve lived far too long, ‘f#?k’ isn’t even a word, it’s a comma.” — Lewis Black

“Advice to children crossing the street: Damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain’t never killed nobody.” — Moms Mabley

SPORT WITH THE TRALEE

AUSTIN STACKS CLUB NOTES

Sunday Football: Another fantastic session for the Under 7/8/9 players took place last Sunday morning. The next session is at 11am on Sunday, 16th June. All are welcome!

Peil Faoi 11:

Sunday Session: Our usual Sunday session will be held this weekend at 11am on Sunday, 16th June.

Last Thursday: In Phase 2 of the U11 GoGames, we played against Laune Rangers, and our young Rock men played outstandingly.

Upcoming Match: This Thursday, we challenge Firies and expect a tough battle from the boys of the Farranfore/ Firies area of The Kingdom.

Summer Camp: The Austin Stack Club summer camp will take place in Connolly Park from Tuesday, 6th August, to Saturday, 10th August, from 9.30am to 1pm daily.

Peil Faoi 13: Well done to our Division 1A boys for their good football last weekend. Great job, boys! Congratulations to our U13B boys for their spirited performance in the Division 13A County League final on Sunday last.

Peil Faoi 15: Training: Sessions were held on Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday of last week and will continue this week during the Junior Certificate examinations in preparation for the upcoming Central League, which will commence later in the month.

Tralee District U15: The Tralee District U15 football panel, including several Rock players, has started action. The team was scheduled to play a challenge match against St. Brendans at 7.30pm on Wednesday evening. Trá Lí Abú!

U21 County Championship: Our U21s, having defeated Kenmare Shamrocks in the Ask Acorn Life U21 County Championship quarter-final (2-8 to 1-8), are now preparing for their semi-final challenge against South Kerry. The game will take place at 7pm on Wednesday, 26th June, in Fitzgerald Stadium, Killarney.

Ciarraí Faoi 17: Kerry Minors: Well done to Wayne and his Kerry minors on their fine win against Roscommon in Cusack Park, Ennis, on Saturday last. Good luck in their upcoming challenge against Doire Cholmcille.

TRALEE PARNELLS HURLING AND CAMOGIE CLUB WEEKLY NOTES

Senior Hurling:

Match: Next Friday in Austin Stacks Park at 7:30pm, our Senior hurlers will make their Senior Hurling Championship debut in the modern era of the club against Lixnaw, last year’s beaten finalists.

Under 15 Hurling and Camogie: The U15 hurlers will play Bunclody of Wexford and Trim of Meath in Group 2 Division 2 in Bunclody on the 22nd of June.

The U15 camogie team will play Crossmaglen of Armagh, St Anne’s of Waterford, and Gusserane O’Rahillys of Wexford in Div 3 group stages. Last Sunday, 9th June, our U12s traveled to Croke Park to represent Kerry in the Camogie Association’s Allianz Ireland Camán to Croker annual event, coinciding with the Camogie Association’s 120th anniversary celebrations.

The girls showcased their skills on Croke Park turf and toured the stadium. Congratulations to all players and mentors for making unforgettable memories.

The U10 Parnells team played great games against Ardfert, Kilmoyley, and Ballyheigue last Sunday morning. Thanks to Ballyheigue for hosting.

The U10/12s participated in a blitz in Causeway against Causeway, Killarney, and Cillard.

Match: The U13s played a competitive game against Cillard last Wednesday night. Thanks to Cillard for the sporting game and to referee Tommy Guerin for officiating.

BALLYMACELLIGOTT

GAA CLUB NOTES

The Credit Union SFL Div 1 Round 9:

Match: Kilcummin 1-12 Ballymacelligott

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Venue: Kilcummin

Date: 31st May 2024

Summary: Despite missing several key players due to injuries, exams, and holidays, Ballymacelligott put in a commendable performance against Kilcummin.

Next Game:

Opponent: Laune Rangers

Venue: Killorglin

Event: Senior Football League 2024 Penultimate Round

The Credit Union SFL Div 6 Shield: Match: Keel 1-10 Ballymacelligott 4-14

Date: 3rd June 2024

Summary: The Senior B team secured a decisive victory against Keel.

Ascot Race Day ‘Bubbly Brunch’ Date: Saturday, 22nd June 2024

Summary: Featuring mimosas or prosecco on arrival, a buffet, charcuterie board, and races on the big screen. Prizes for best-dressed male and female. Tickets are €20.

Contact for Tickets: Oonagh (087-7532949)

Academy:

Time: Sundays, 11am to 12 noon

Note: New players are always welcome.

Mothers and Others: Tuesdays at 7pm

Note: For women over 25 interested in getting fit in a fun environment. Contact Oonagh (087-7532949) or Liz (0879981834).

KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA NOTES

Seniors:

Match Recap: Glenflesk started strong, scoring in the 2nd minute, but we responded with two points from Darragh O’Connor. Despite our dominance, we only led by one point at halftime due to missed opportunities.

Glenflesk managed to score just before the half ended, making it 0-04 to 0-03. Second Half: Glenflesk quickly scored a goal after the break. Despite a close contest, we maintained our lead and closed out the game with scores from Conor and Tommy. Final Score: KO’R 0-15, Glenflesk 1-09.

Weekend Results:

County League Division 1: Victories for Legion and Dr Crokes leave An Ghaeltacht on 5 points with one game left against Milltown/Castlemaine, while Milltown remains on 3 points and will face An Ghaeltacht and Dingle. Dingle’s win in Rathmore puts them at 5 points, with crucial games against Milltown/ Castlemaine and Spa remaining. Our Division 6 team will play against Milltown/Castlemaine on Monday night, 10th June, in Strand Road at 7.30 pm.

Training: Ballyrickard was bustling on Sunday morning with a great turnout for all age groups. We also hosted Austin Stacks U8 and U10 girls for Go Games.

U8 Girls: Hosted Austin Stacks in Healy Park, displaying excellent teamwork and scoring some fabulous goals and points.

U9 Boys: Played against Kilcummin on Wednesday evening, showcasing fantastic football and impressive scores.

U10s: Fielded two teams against Stacks U10s on Sunday morning, with both teams performing strongly and dominating the games. County League Final: Despite a valiant effort, our U13s lost to John Mitchels in the Division 3 County League Final. The boys have made significant progress, moving from Division 9 to a Division 3 final in two years.

Gear Donations:

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle: We are seeking donations of clean, usable gear that no longer fits your child. Please bring items to Academy Sunday mornings. A stall will be set up in the coming weeks with items available for a small donation.

U12 Girls: Played a close game against Castleisland Desmond’s on Tuesday evening but came up short. Thanks to Castleisland Desmond’s for the game.

U14 Girls: Lost to Laune Rangers in Killorglin on Thursday night in the County League. Despite a strong second-half effort, our girls couldn’t overcome the home team. Well done to the girls for their effort.

U16 Girls: With the Junior Certificate exams ongoing, we trained once this week. Despite low numbers, the girls put in a good effort at the gym. Happy

Birthday to Greta from the team and management!

ST PATS GAA NOTES – 10TH JUNE 2024

Juvenile Academy:

Schedule: Every Sunday Morning, 10:30am-11:30am

Location: St Pats Blennerville V92 RH98

Details: Open to all boys and girls from Under 5 to Under 13.

Summary: The under 5s had a great session on the astroturf Sunday morning, focusing on hand passing and kicking. Carly-Ann and Cathal were named players of the week. U7: Summary: Excellent turnout with drills and a practice game.

U8 Girls: Played against John Mitchels in Blennerville. Despite windy conditions, it was a competitive and enjoyable game.

U9: Following a successful trip to An Gaeltacht, the U9’s had a large turnout for training.

U10 Girls: Tough game against John Mitchels with impressive performances and teamwork.

U11 Boys: Played An Gaeltacht last Thursday in Round 2 of Phase 2 of the Lee Strand Co League Go Games. Both teams performed brilliantly, showcasing great teamwork and skill improvement. Coaches were delighted with the turnout and training session last Sunday.

U12 Girls: Training: Sunday in Blennerville. The session included fun games, solos, hops, and a proper game. U13 Match: Na Fianna 4-13, St Pats 5-08

Summary: St Pats U13s traveled to Tuosist for the County League semifinal. Despite trailing by 9 points at halftime and 12 points early in the second half. St Brendan’s Board: Match: Semi-finals against Laune Rangers on Wednesday, 26th June at a neutral venue.

Senior:St Pats vs. Dr Crokes

Summary: St Pats secured a win with a final score of 1-09 to 0-04. Next game in two weeks.

Senior B’s: Scheduled to play Churchill B on Saturday, 15th June in Blennerville at 7pm.

Best of Luck:

To Kerry in the Senior Championship against Louth on Sunday, 16th June at 3pm in O’Moore Park, Portlaoise.

Birthday Remembrance

(18th June)

Bridie Carroll R.I.P 20 Glenn Scotia, Ballyard, Tralee.

Hail Full of Grace. The Angel Uninvited Came to you in your own Place

And your word United Heaven & Earth, Above, Below.

God needed you to say Behold Thy Hand Maid, Had you said no, Where was God Today?

You are forever in my thoughts, my prayers & my heart. I have many fond memories of your beautiful smiling face.

Miss you always

Teresa x

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