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Get ready to laugh out loud! at Roundys Comedy Club
Are you ready to laugh and laugh loudly ? Join Kerry Comedy Club at Roundy’s Bar across from The Ashe Thursday evening 18th July for a hilarious comedy gig featuring top comedians that will leave you in stitches! Grab your friends, get your tickets, and get ready for a night full of laughs!
Resident MCs Julie Jay (“riotous comedy” - The Irish Times) and Fred Cooke (RTE’s Tommy Tiernan Show) have made it their mission to bring Ireland’s best comedians to the Kingdom, and this show is no exception.
Author of the Irish Mammies trilogy Colm O’Regan (“Cork genius” - The Irish Independent) and Aine Gallagher (50 ones to watch for 2024; “fresh and exciting” - Deirdre O’Kane) will be bringing their set to Roundy’s and we couldn’t be more excited. MC on the night is Julie Jay (“A joy to watch” - Joanne Mc Nally.) Also performing is Tralee native Ronan Grace (“A funny fecker” - David mc Savage).
Please note that due to limited capacity, this show is sure to sell out so please purchase tickets as soon as possible to avoid disappointment. Kerry Comedy Club offer a full refund policy up to 24 hours prior to the start time of their shows.
Tickets are available through Eventbrite only. Buy Now: https://bit.ly/Roundys18thJuly
‘Time To Play!’ At Kerry’s National Play Day Events
From Saturday, 13th July to Saturday, 20th July, a series of free events will be held at Kerry Library to celebrate National Play Day.
National Play Day is an annual initiative of the Department of Children, Equality, Disability, Integration and Youth whereby local authorities are supported to deliver a programme of themed activity that promotes play and recreation opportunities for children and young people across the country.
By linking in with Kerry County Council’s services, partnerships and programmes, Healthy Kerry, Kerry Library and Kerry Recreation and Sports Partnership have put together an exciting suite of free play events for children. The programme was launched today by the Cathaoirleach of Kerry County Council, Cllr Breandán Fitzgerald.
“Allowing time to play for children at every age is crucial for their development. When children have the time and space to play without restriction, their imaginations can soar. Children are happiest and at their most vital and energetic when they play,” said Healthy Kerry Coordinator, Deirdre Hegarty.
“Given that play is so important for children’s development and overall happiness, Kerry County Council are delighted to offer a variety of free play workshops through our library services for National Play Day”.
Cahersiveen, Killarney, Listowel, Killorglin and Tralee libraries will host a variety of free play events and workshops to celebrate National Play Day including LEGO, sensory construction playtime, STEM Toys playtime and Irish myths and legends themed arts and crafts.
From Saturday, 13th July to Saturday, 20th July, a series of free events will be held at Kerry Library to celebrate National Play Day. Pictured were: Deirdre Hegarty (Healthy Kerry Coordinator), Niamh Doyle (Executive Librarian Kerry County Library), Mayor of Kerry Councillor Breandán Fitzgerald, and Gearóid O’Doherty (Coordinator Kerry Recreation & Sports Partnership). Photo: Michelle Breen Crean Photography
Maeve Ryan of Kerry Recreation and Sports Partnership said: “We are delighted to partner with Healthy Kerry and Kerry library on this
fantastic initiative to highlight the importance of play for children, not only for their learning development but their physical development and well-being too”.
Niamh Doyle from Kerry Library said, “Play is essential to help children
to learn, explore, and make sense of the world around them. We’re delighted to support this initiative in our libraries.”
WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE
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ABOVE: Happy group after competing the Ring of Kerry Charity Cycle on Saturday, l-r Muiris Healy, Kilcummin, Laurence Kerry, Fossa, Grainne Temple, Killarney, Darragh Kelly and Briana Kelly, Kilcummin.
ABOVE: Killarney familys cycled the Ring of Kerry for charity and are pictured showing the medals that were presented after crossing the finish line, l-r Tony Mackie, Mary Kearney, Geraldine Mackie and Tom Kearney.
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Juliette
Griffin, Kilmoyley, arrive in Killarney after the Ring of Kerry Charity Cycle on Saturday, their mother Mary Griffin and the family were there supporting them Katelyn, Maryclaire, Patricia, Jack,and Jackie Griffin, not forgetting (Juliette who celebrated her birthday on the day).
ABOVE: Ciara O’Callaghan, Tralee, finishes the Ring of Kerry Cycle in Killarney on Saturday and joins her husband Damian O’Sullivan, her mother Rosie O’Callaghan and Geraldine Murphy, Tralee at the finishing line.
ABOVE: Catherine Blennerhassett, Killarney, returns to Killarney after her Ring of Kerry charity Cycle on Saturday.
ABOVE: She deserves a gold Medal for cycling the Ring in support of the Cancer Society, Catherine O’Reilly, Killarney after passing the Line pictured with her husband Dermod O’Reilly.
ABOVE: Abbeyfeale brothers Pat Donovan and on right Michael Donovan on Saturday, pictured in Killarney after the Ring of Kerrry Charity Cycle.
ABOVE: Katie O’Donoghue, Blackvalley, Killarney and her dad Brendan O’Donoghue, with medals for completing the Ring of Kerry charity cycle on Saturday.
ABOVE: Mags Twomey, Tralee, with her medal after cycling the Ring of Kerry charity Cycle on Saturday.
ABOVE: Fr. Valitas Barasa, St. John’s Church, Tralee, celebrated the community Mass for Blennerville, Haire St and Lohercannon in Blennerville on Tuesday night.
ABOVE: Welcome for Bishop Henry Juma Odonya of Kitale diocese in Kenya on a pastoral visit to his two priests in Tralee at Our Lady and St. Brendans Church, on Sunday. Picured before Mass Fr. Amos Ruto Surungai, Bishop Henry Juma Odonya, Fr. Valitas Barasa, Fr. Padraig Walsh P.P. Our Lady and St. Brendans Church and Brian O’Dowd.
Tralee Chamber Alliance Member Spotlight
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Tralee Chamber Alliance Member Spotlight: Inception Performance
Welcome to Inception Performance, Tralee’s newest Training Club.
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Community Unity in the Kingdom for Pride
The award-winning Kingdom Pride in Kerry festival is back this July, in towns all across the county from July 17th to 21st.
The organisation’s flagship Party in the Park event will be taking place again in Killarney House and Gardens, directly following the Pride march in Killarney town on Saturday 20th July. This year, in solidarity with the people of Palestine, Kingdom Pride in Kerry is inviting the people of Kerry to come show their unity by bringing Palestinian flags and kites to the march, and to the party in the
park. Daniel Quirke, chairperson of the volunteer Pride organisation, said ‘Pride is a protest for human rights all over the world. Here in the Kingdom we have been so lucky to receive tremendous community support from our allies and supporters, and we see the struggle for liberation of all peoples as a united cause. Our events have always welcomed everyone, regardless of gender, orientation, religion, or nationality. We truly believe that together we can create positive change through caring for and loving one another.
This year is no exception, and we look forward to helping to highlight the Palestinian cause, and to bringing people together to keep generating positive change for all people’ Events will be taking place in Cahersiveen, Listowel, Killorglin, Tralee, Killarney and Dingle, and include a guerilla Irish comedy night with Áine Gallagher, an Irish-language movie screening, yoga, sea swimming, poetry and storytelling, bowling, pitch and putt, a lively drag night at the INEC, and plenty more for people of all ages. Daniel also noted
‘we do our best to keep tickets as low-cost as possible, and we have lots of events that are totally free to attend. It is important to us that people can share Pride with us, regardless of income. Especially with the rise of the cost of living putting a strain on peoples’ pockets.’ Tickets to all events are available through the Kingdom Pride website, and information on all events can be found through the social media pages @thekingdompride .
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26TH JUL
Springsteen
With a reputation of authenticity and outstanding musicality, this in demand Bruce Springsteen tribute act delivers a breath-taking, high energy show and a must see spectacle for all fans of The Boss. If you missed the man himself don't miss The Boss' timeless music.
Tickets: €28.50
A Wave of Change Art Auction
Support Adventure Therapy through art with ‘A Wave of Change’ exhibition running from 2nd July to 2nd Aug. Make your favourite piece your own and bid online with the final auction in Siamsa Tíre on 26th July - help New Wave support young people and families.
July / August
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Siamsa Tíre presents Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s award-winning show. Don't miss one of the world’s most beloved family musicals featuring a local talented cast of adults and children and directed by Oliver Hurley.
Tickets €21/19
Little Bo Peep & The Three Little Pigs
From the company that brought Baby Shark to Tralee, join the FairyTale StageShow for two incredible interactive shows for the price of one! Perfect for children aged 2-6 years old, there are lots of sing-along songs, games and puzzles that is certain to create lasting memories. Tickets €15/12
St Pats are on the Move!
THE HUDDLE: The quarter final of the Keane’s Super Valu Minor Club Championship was played in Connolly Park on Monday last between the minor footballers of the Ballymacelligott and the Austin Stack Clubs. The boys of The Rock triumphed and advance to the semi-final. Adrienne McLoughlin was present with her trusty Canon and spotted the pre-match huddle!
Near 200 Ukrainians in Tralee gathered for a peaceful protest after Russia attacked a children’s hospital.
On the 10th of July 2024 a peaceful protest by Ukrainians living in Kerry took place in the central square in Tralee. The protest is dedicated to the memory of those children and adults who died in a rocket attack on the 8th of July, which destroyed the county’s largest Children’s Hospital in Ukraine. 33 people, including children, where killed in Kyiv last Monday, June 8. The largest children’s hospital, Ohmadyt, a maternity hospital and a civilian building were intentionally destroyed by Russian missile attacks. On the same day, russia attacked other cities in Ukraine: Dnipro, Zaporizhzhia, Kharkiv, and Kryvyi Rih.
This action aimed to remind the media, authorities, and local residents that the war in Ukraine is still ongoing and that innocent
Ukrainian children are dying from rocket attacks on hospitals and residential buildings.
During the peaceful protest, 200 ukrainians demanded urgently needed air defence systems to protect against rocket attacks, which target children’s hospitals, residential buildings, and power plants that power entire cities.
Ukrainians reminded that the russian embassy in Ireland still works and demanded the russian ambassador’s expulsion.
“We are talking about children’s hospital attack because of its striking cruelty. But such stories happen in Ukraine every day. Ukraine urgently needs air defence systems to protect itself. We believe that the air defence
“No caps in Kerry other than the tweed kind” is the message from
Kerry Airport CEO John Mulhern who is inviting airlines to make good use of available slots to help ease the pressure at Dublin Airport where a passenger cap is currently in place. Pic John Drummey
Similar peaceful protests took place
Dan’s Skydive Raises €11500
For Kerry Mental Health
“The sweet Jesus look” is how 65-year-old Tralee Grandad, Dan O’Donoghue, described his facial expression on the video of his skydive which raised over €11,500 for Kerry Mental Health Association. The #BreakingGrandad event (on 27th April) was a huge success. Dan presented the cheque to Kerry Mental Health Association General Manager, John Drummey at Tralee Town Park. The funds will support the roll-out of FREE and affordable mental health first aid training in Kerry. To donate visit, www.KerryMentalHealth.ie/donate.
Photo By : Domnick Walsh © Eye Focus LTD .
system is humanitarian aid,” - said Natalia Krasnekova , a Ukrainian activist in Kerry.
today in Dublin and Galway. Protests in Wexford, Portlaoise, Cavan and Ennis are planned for the nearest days.
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KERRY PPN ...Celebrates its 10 year anniversary
The Kerry Public Participation Network (PPN) proudly announces its 10th anniversary, celebrating a decade of achievements, growth, and dedication to enhancing community engagement in County Kerry.
Since 2014, Kerry PPN has been a crucial platform for community groups to engage with Kerry County Council, ensuring public voices are heard in policy-making. Over ten years, PPN has grown to represent over 1,000 member groups, including community, voluntary, social inclusion, and environmental organizations, showcasing Kerry’s diverse community spirit.
Reflecting on a Decade of Achievements
As we celebrate this milestone, we take pride in the numerous accomplishments that have shaped the PPN:
• The Kerry PPN has facilitated hundreds of consultations, workshops, and public meetings, enabling community members to participate in decision-making processes, resulting in more inclusive local policies.
• Various training programs have empowered community groups with skills and knowledge to advocate for their needs, apply for funding, and build capacity and resilience. Topics covered include governance, funding applications, and strategic planning.
• The PPN has been instrumental in successful campaigns, including environmental initiatives, social inclusion projects, and developing a community wellbeing vision for Kerry, improving quality of life and fostering a strong sense of community.
• By providing a collaborative network, the Kerry PPN has strengthened the community fabric of Kerry, leading to innovative solutions and successful partnerships addressing local challenges.
• The PPN’s dedication and impact have been recognized at national and local levels, with various awards and accolades testifying to the hard work and commitment of its members and staff.
As we celebrate this milestone, we remain committed to fostering a vibrant, inclusive, and participatory community in Kerry. Future efforts will focus on expanding our reach, enhancing services, and adapting to evolving community needs.
To commemorate this occasion, Kerry PPN will host a series of events, including information
roadshows. We invite all members and the wider community to join us in celebrating and reflecting on our collective achievements. We welcome groups to share photographs of their activities across Kerry. For more information, upcoming events, or membership, visit www.kerryppn.ie.
This milestone was marked in Tralee with PPN community representatives : Back L-R : Derry Murphy , Alan O’Connell , Caroline Toal , John Spillane , Jennifer O’Sullivan and Andrea Moriarty . Front L-R Maura Fitzgerald , Breda O’Sullivan and Connie O’Leary .
Photo By : Domnick Walsh © Eye Focus LTD .
A busy Chris O Donoghue at a lovely looking Tralee Town Park last week.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
The Think Before You Flush campaign collaborates with Kerry County Council to protect Blue Flag beaches
In 2023, the Think Before You Flush campaign partnered with Kerry County Council and the Blue Flag programme to educate beachgoers on proper flushing etiquette at public toilets. This collaboration aims to maintain Ireland’s pristine Blue Flag beaches and marinas by preventing sewage pollution.
The Think Before You Flush campaign, run by Clean Coasts in partnership with Uisce Éireann, highlights the importance of flushing only the 3 Ps: pee, poo, and paper. Items like wipes and sanitary products, even if labeled flushable, should be disposed of in bins to avoid blockages in wastewater systems. Such blockages can lead to sewage overflows that pollute rivers, lakes, beaches, and coastlines.
Kerry County Council is committed to spreading awareness about the campaign and promoting responsible waste disposal practices.
The council displays Think Before You Flush signage at Blue Flag beaches and marinas, providing clear instructions on proper
flushing behavior and highlighting commonly misflushed items. Visitors are encouraged to use designated sanitary waste bins to keep beaches clean.
Bronagh Moore, Coastal Communities Manager at Clean Coasts, praised the collaborative efforts: “It’s fantastic to see Kerry County Council supporting the Think Before You Flush campaign. This collaboration between councils and environmental programmes is crucial in safeguarding our Blue Flag beaches. Their efforts and ongoing commitment to protecting our coastlines will help ensure vibrant ecosystems for future generations to enjoy.”
Sean Corrigan of Uisce Éireann emphasized the importance of this partnership: “By partnering with Clean Coasts and Uisce Éireann’s Think Before You Flush campaign, Kerry County Council aims to foster a culture of environmental responsibility. The success of this campaign hinges on the participation and support of Kerry’s
Small margins mean Kerry took no points from Finn Harps
Kerry FC undertook the 820km round trip to Ballybofey on Thursday night to face Finn Harps, currently fifth in the league. The journey, challenging on any day, was particularly tough given the Thursday night schedule, which contrasted with the usual Friday night slot. Due to work commitments, a somewhat depleted Kerry squad traveled but still put up a strong fight. The match kicked off in the summer sunshine of Donegal, with an open first quarter. Kerry’s Sean McGrath had an early effort from outside the box saved by Harps’ goalkeeper Oliver-Hiemer, while Ryan Kelliher’s overhead attempt went wide. Kerry’s goalkeeper, Aaron O’Sullivan, made several crucial saves, notably denying Ferry after a well-placed through ball in the 17th minute. Kerry came close to scoring when Ronan Teahan’s 30-yard shot hit the post with the keeper beaten. However, in the 36th minute, Harps took the lead. A Kerry FC ball into the box was well-defended, leading to a counter-attack that saw Patton score, putting the hosts ahead 1-0 at halftime.
The second half mirrored the first, with O’Sullivan making impressive saves to keep Kerry in contention. Despite Harps’ opportunities, including a near-miss by McAteer, Kerry had a chance to equalize late in the game. Daniel Okwute’s effort, however, went wide.
Post-match, the game ended on a sour note with the referee issuing three red cards: Conor McCarthy, Kennedy Amechi, and Finn Harps coach McHugh. Kerry FC suffered a narrow defeat on the road. They will host Bray Wanderers at Mounthawk Park next Friday night.
stakeholders, including the public, beachgoers, residents, and tourists alike. The hard work and positivity of everyone involved is inspiring to see.”
This summer, we urge all water lovers to support the Local Authorities and the Think Before You Flush campaign. Small changes
in our habits can lead to significant environmental benefits. Let’s upgrade our flushing habits and protect our marine environments together! Learn more at Think Before You Flush..ie
Photo; Adam Kowalczyk
Kevin Prunty (KP Therapy ) Physio with Kerry FC , with his matchday face on !
From left to right: Patrick Cross (Think Before You Flush Campaign Officer), Liam Brosnan (Kerry County Council) and Mary Hussey (Uisce Éireann) at the 2024 Blue Flag Beach Awards in Galway. Photo: Aengus McMahon
Spotted on the Street
CIAO FROM THE USA!
Visitors from the USA enjoying a delicious Italian meal at the newly opened Ranch restaurant in Sandy Feet Farm , Camp , Tralee.
Great to meet up with this lovely couple Sissy & John enjoying the breakfast in the Brogue last Friday ...And of course waiting for the ‘Queen’ herself , Peggy King to join them !
Mike is working hard keeping things ship-shape at Tralee Stone , Patio & Garden Centre on John Joe Sheehy Rd
Damien Gleasure,3rd from left,from Kilflynn with his beautiful Palomino Cob at Listowel fair on Thursday also Des O’Sullivan,Jackie Mulvihill and Pat Scully.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Master Lorcán Keegan who’s granddad Donie Kelly comes from Ballyduff and plays GAA football under11s for Parnells Club in London was participating in the All Britain Championships at Sunbury on Thames.Photo Moss Joe Browne.
Somethings happening in Monavalley ! Watch this space !
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Nice one to hear about Kevin ! great recognition for one of Tralee’s own
( Kevin Finn , Kennedy Coaches )
“ I just wanted to reach out to share that we had a truly FABULOUS trip with Kevin this week!!!
Kevin was so knowledgeable, flexible, warm, fun, and helpful. Everyone on the trip from my mother to the youngest child thoroughly enjoyed his company and, trusting in his many wonderful recommendations, we had the most epic trip! We loved all of his interesting narration and he artfully managed to keep everyone engaged, getting us excited for each special stop on the trip. By the end of our week, we were truly sad to say goodbye to Kevin. For sure, we will recommend your company -and Kevin - to everyone back home.
Please let Kevin know we deeply appreciated his expertise and amazing driving and touring skills. A truly wonderful experience from start to finish!!!!
When Máire met Michael D.!!!
Máire O Shea and some of the representatives from Dingle Oceanworld recently attending an invite to the Arás Presendential Garden Party
The O’Regan ‘ Rockies’ at ‘Bracker’ 100k walk launch, July 2020 Tommy O Regan ( far right) who passed away recently . .Rest in Peace Tommy! Photo Adrienne Mc Loughlin
Years in a row ...These Guys take home the Gold ! The Irish Home Nations Shore Angling Ladies Team at the 2024 Home Nations in Scotland Tralee ladies Fiona Ryan & Alison O Sullivan are in there somewhere !! Well Done Guys!
commencing 22nd July for 6 weeks
Summer CLASSES 2024 Bookings NOW open
Tuesday
10:00 -10:45am Mixed Prop Pilates
12:00 -12:45pm Aqua Aerobics
Wednesday
7:00 - 7:45am Morning Spin
6:30 -7:15pm Intermediate Endurance Pilates
Thursday
10:00 - 10:45am Essiential Beginners Pilates
6:15 - 7:00pm Aqua Aerobics
7:00 - 7:30pm Spinning
Monday
7:00 - 7:30am Sprint
9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength 1:15 - 1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility
Tuesday
7:00 - 7:30am Grit Cardio
9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 1:15 - 1:45pm Sprint 6:00 - 6:30pm RPM
Wednesday
9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength 1:15 -1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility 7:30 - 8:00pm Body Attack
Thursday
7:00 - 7:30am Grit Strength 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 1:15 - 1:45pm Sprint
Friday
9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength 1:15 - 1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility 6:30 - 7:00pm Body Combat
Saturday & Sunday
8:30 - 9:00am RPM 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 10:00 - 10:30am RPM 10:30 - 11:00am Body Balance Flexibility
IT’S ONLY A JOKE
MY WIFE JUST GOT OUT OF THE BATH AND WAS WRAPPED IN A TOWEL WHEN SHE HEARD A KNOCK
She went down to the door in her towel. She opened it to our neighbour, Bob. Bob looks at her, and quickly says, “Look this might be weird but ill give you €800 if you drop the towel right now. She proceeds to drop the towel, exposing herself to Bob. Bob hands here the 800 euros and walks away.
My wife comes upstairs. I asked her, Hey, who was at the door?
“Oh, just our neighbor Bob.” She says. I say, “Oh damn, where’d he go? Does he have the €800 he owes me?”
A RESOURCEFUL WOMAN...
A woman gets into a very busy restaurant around lunch time. She is told the next available table would be free in an hour. She holds her phone to her ear, and with a loud voice says: “Honey, you won’t believe it, but your husband is having lunch with his girlfriend at so-and-so restaurant” Half the diners instantly get up and rush to the exit..
THE TOILET BRUSH
A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.
The next day the man is back at the store. “Were you unhappy with your purchase?” asks the shopkeeper. “We have other models that might work better.”
The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.
The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks “What’s the matter, didn’t like the new one either?”
“Well” replies the man. “To be honest it was pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!”
3 MEN ARE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND.
3 men are stranded on an island and they find a genie bottle. They decide that each person gets one wish. The first man says “I wish I was back home.” then disappeared. The second man says “I wish I was off this island!” and he was gone. The third man say “I wish my friends were back.”
WASHINGTON D.C. WAS IN COMPLETE GRIDLOCK...
As I stewed in traffic wondering what was causing it, a guy comes up and knocks on my window. “What’s it all about?” I ask. “You haven’t heard? President Trump has been kidnapped. It’s all over the news! The ransom note says we either deliver a billion dollars or they are going to cover him with gas and burn him alive. I’m out here taking up a collection to help.” “Oh, God.” I said. “Of course I’m willing to help. Anything. How much have you got so far?” “About six gallons.” He said.
A STRANGER WAS SEATED NEXT TO LITTLE JOHNNY ON THE PLANE
When the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” said Little Johnny. “That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
“What? I have no idea” said the stranger. “Well, then,” said Little Johnny, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know squat?”
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JOHN MITCHELS CLUB NOTES
Mothers & Others Notes Played at home against Abbeydorney last Wednesday evening
Training: Continues this Wednesday Contact: Aisling at 087 2428358 for involvement
Academy Recent Event: Welcomed Keel Boys and Girls on Sunday morning
Note: Great skills displayed Next Training: Sunday morning New Players: Always welcome Under 9 Boys
Played non-competitive Go Games against Castlegregory
Note: Great turnout despite holidays, fantastic football
Future: Return visit to Castlegregory planned
Under 13 Boys Training: Wednesday at 6:30pm and Friday at 6:15pm Preparing for Town League final
Under 16 Girls and Minors
Recent Game: U16s vs. Firies in Farranfore
Result: John Mitchels 2-10, Firies 1-03
Performance: Superb teamwork and interplay
Training: Tuesday and Thursday at 7pm, full attendance expected
TRALEE PARNELLS HURLING AND CAMOGIE CLUB WEEKLY NOTES
U16 Camogie Congratulations to our U16 Camogie Team for their performance against Ballyduff in round 6 of the County League on Friday evening at Parc na Darach. The game was played in atrocious weather, but there were patches of sunshine showcasing fantastic skill from both sides.
Munster Camogie Poc Fada
Well done to Shauna Harris and Anna Chute who competed in the Munster Camogie Poc Fada at Thurles Racecourse last week.
Senior Hurling
Our senior hurlers played St Brendan’s of Ardfert in the County Senior Hurling Quarter Final.
First Half: Parnells started strong with a point from Cathal Dunne, but St Brendan’s soon took the lead.
Second Half: St Brendan’s dominated, despite points from Oisin O’Brien and Eddie Sheehy and a last-minute goal by Tadgh Brick. Final score: St Brendan’s 2-21, Tralee Parnells 1-08.
Healthy Club Initiative
The club is hosting a free cardiac screening event on July 18th in CBS Tralee as part of the Healthy Club initiative, provided by the Dillon Quirke Foundation.
The foundation was set up in honor of Dillon Quirke, who died of SADS on August 5th, 2022, during a hurling match at Semple Stadium. Places are limited, so please register early. Many thanks to Catriona Crowley, our Healthy Clubs Officer, for organizing this event.
THE AUSTIN STACK CLUB
Great Under 7/8/9 football was played last Sunday morning in Cathair Sailí. More exciting football at 11am on Sunday next (14th July). All welcome! Club summer camp will take place in Connolly Park from Tuesday, August 6th to Saturday, August 10th, 9:30am to 1pm each day.
Open to All:
PEIL FAOI 11
Regular Session: Usual session at 11am
on Sunday next
Another U11 GoGames challenge this Thursday. Busy times with games against Firies, Ballyduff, Kilcummin, and Milltown!
PEIL FAOI 15 Central League Schedule:
U15B: Friday, July 12th, v Laune Rangers in Killorglin. Wednesday, July 17th, travel to Gallarus to take on An Ghaeltacht. Best of luck, lads!
Special Mentions: Good wishes to U14 development squad players Daniel Lane and Mark O’Riordan.
MINORS
On Monday last (8th), the minors played well in the Keanes Supervalu Football Championship quarter-final against Ballymac in Páirc Uí Chonghaile.
UNDER 21
Championship Win: Congratulations to the U21 team for winning the Ask Acorn Life U21 County Championship against Na Breandánaigh in Austin Stack Park.
KERRY SENIORS
Best Wishes: To Joe, Dylan, Armin, Joey, and Kerry in the All-Ireland semi-final against Armagh.
KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA NOTES
Academy
U7 Boys: Hosted St Pats on Sunday morning at Healy Park Ballyrickard. U8 Girls: Played at Austin Stack Park during the Kerry Senior Ladies Quarter Final against Meath.
U9 Boys: Hosted St. Pats at Pat Healy Park.
Juvenile Academy: Every Sunday morning at Pat Healy Park, Ballyrickard from 10am to 11am. New members welcome.
Congratulations: To Declan Quill and the Kerry Ladies for their win against Meath.
U14 Girls: KOR Team: Won 8-6 to 1-4 against Laune Rangers. Strand Road Team: Won 5-9 to 4-9 against Annascaul.
U16 Girls: Training: Tuesday sessions. Recent Match: Victory against Austin Stacks, 4-7 to 3-5. Condolences: To Saoirse McCarty on the loss of her grandmother.
ST PATS GAA NOTES Juvenile Academy
The St. Pats Football Academy now takes place every Sunday morning from 10:00am to 11:00am at St. Pats Blennerville, V92 RH98.
Open to all boys and girls from Under 5 to Under 13. For more information, contact Michael at 086-3855428. All new members are welcome!
U7 mHad a good run out in Strand Road on Sunday morning.
U9 Travelled to Ballyrickard for a very enjoyable morning of football. Our three teams played four matches each, showcasing all their skills.
U8 Girls/U10 Girls
Great session this morning, with U8 girls joining. The girls are improving week by week and developing their skills. Worked on passing and shooting due to lower numbers because of the U9 match.
U12 Girls Trained on Wednesday and Sunday this week.
Worked on tackle technique and defending in one-on-one situations, as well as kicking with notable improvements.
Seniors Our seniors were promoted to Division 4 after a one-point win.
First Half: Dr. Crokes initially led, but points from Jack Moriarty and Eoin Greaney closed the gap.
Half-Time Score: St. Pats 0-04, Dr. Crokes 0-07.
Second Half: Despite a strong start by Dr. Crokes, Brendan Poff scored two goals, with additional points from Eoin Greaney and Paudie Bailey. A missed free by Dr. Crokes in the final minutes secured our promotion.
Best of Luck
To Kerry, who play against Armagh in the semi-final of the All-Ireland Senior Football Championship this weekend.
BALLYMACELLIGOTT
GAA CLUB NOTES
Minor Boys
Upcoming Match: Playing Austin Stacks tomorrow evening at 7:30pm in Connolly Park in the Quarter Final of the Keane’s SuperValu Minor Club Championship Group A. Support: Best of luck to the boys and the management team. All support welcome.
Kerry Ladies Minor Team
Semi-Final Match: Good luck to Ballymac players Kate Collins, Anna Collins, and Sarah Scanlon, who are part of the Kerry Minor panel.
Academy Schedule: Academy sessions are held every Sunday from 11am to 12 noon. New Players: New players are always welcome to join.
U10 Girls
Recent Match: Played Go Games on a very windy Wednesday night in Mitchels.
Performance: Fantastic performance with great passages of play from end to end. Thanks to Mitchels for a great game.
Under 15 Boys
Match Report:
U15 Central Region D2: Glenbeigh/Glencar/Cromane: 1-16 Ballymac: 2-12
A Ballymac point deep into injury time leveled the game, but a Glenbeigh point deeper into injury time won it for them. A cracking game with outstanding displays throughout the pitch.
Special Mention: Credit to Darragh McMahon for traveling straight from Limerick to Glenbeigh and playing the second half. Dedication.
Mothers and Others
The team traveled to Dingle on Saturday, 6th July. A fabulous afternoon of football was enjoyed by all.
Thanks to Dingle and Ballylongford for the games. Thanks to Thomas McQuinn for the coaching and the BBQ afterwards at The Halfway Bar. Training: Continues every Tuesday evening at the training pitch from 7pm8pm. New faces always welcome!
TRALEE MAGIC BASKETBALL CLUB Skills Development Sessions
Continue this Tuesday and Thursday mornings.
Instructors: Holly and Pryia will guide participants through drills to develop individual game skills. Open to Non-Club Members: Fees: Club Members €3, Non-Club Members €4.
Requirements: Bring water and a ball. Out of Season Training Start: Begins this week.
Coaches:
Magic Chairman and Garveys Tralee Warriors Coach, John Dowling. Basketball Ireland Development League Assistant Coach, Catriona Collins. U18 Men’s Coach, David Leahy. Focus: Team skills and drills tailored to appropriate age groups.
Club Members Only: Fees: €5.
Requirements: Bring water and a ball. Coming Soon: Beginners Basketball Summer Camp
Aimed at kids who are complete beginners or fairly new to basketball. Learn the fundamentals with experienced coaches. Make new friends and practice in a fun, supportive setting. Open to Non-Club Members.
Details:
Location: Cumman Íoseaf.
Dates: Wednesday - Friday, 24th - 26th July.
Times: 9:30 - 11:30am for junior and senior infants. 12:00 - 2:00pm for 1st and 2nd class. Sign Up: Available on the Tralee Magic Basketball Club Website. 2-Day Basketball Camps
Objective: Provide a fun and positive environment to: Build on fundamental basketball skills. Develop existing skills. Stay active.
Learn the importance of hard work, sportsmanship, and teamwork. Have fun!
Suitable for boys and girls, beginners and experienced players.
Dates:
August 12th and 13th for U8-U12. August 15th and 16th for U14-U18. Times: 9:30am to 2:00pm each day. Location: Cumann Íoseaf.
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THE CAPTAINS AND THE REF: The quarter final of the Keane’s Super Valu Minor Club Championship was played in Connolly Park on Monday last between Ballymacelligott Club and the Austin Stack Club. The boys of The Rock Club triumphed and advance to the semi-final. Adrienne McLoughlin was on the spot with her trusty Canon and her picture shows an dá chaptaen, Ryan O’Driscoll (AdeS), Conal Savage (Ballymac) and referee, Paul Hayes (Kerins-O’Rahilly Club).
Four Kerry ladies cycled the ‘ Ring’ together for a cause very close to their hearts
Starting and finishing the Ring of Kerry Cycling Challenge together to celebrate two family members transplants were four Kerry ladies Edel Lehane from Gneeveguilla, Sinead Kelleher, Karina Kelleher and Karina’s daughter Eve Moynihan, from Rathmore. They were raising funds for the Irish Kidney
Association as their families were impacted by kidney disease. John Paul Lehane received a kidney donated by his brother in 2018 and they are grateful to the family of the deceased donor for the kidney transplant Donal Kelleher underwent in June last year. After crossing the finish line together, Edel Lehane, said
“We are delighted, it’s been a great day. The four of us stuck together as a team and friends all the way. We supported each other up and down the hills and on the hardest climbs what kept us going was thinking of how much tougher it is for all those people in organ failure and their families, so we pushed through. The
Irish Kidney Association has been very good to our family and have always supported us so it’s nice to be able to do this for the charity to help other families of patients like my husband John Paul and Donal also.”https://www.idonate.ie/ fundraiser/EveMoynihan618
THE KERRMUDA TRIANLGE Volunteers with IKA staff and kidney transplant recipients Lisa Fitzgerald on left and Sinead McDonald on right in Caherciveen at the fuelling stop for the ROKCC
IKA volunteers Irene Hurley, Una Flynn, Theresa Looney, Theresa Maher, Billy Byrne, Joan McCarthy, Claire Walsh, Valerie O’Connor, Colette Byrne, Laura O’Sullivan, Debbie Templeton
Tralee Parnells U16s who played Ballduff at home in Pairc na Darach in round 6 of the County League
Lack of penalty points enforcement on worn tyres!
Penalty-point offences for dangerous or defective tyres are not being enforced, claims Tom Dennigan of Continental Tyres Ireland. A review of the data shows that while hundreds of thousands of license-holders have been penalized for speeding or mobile phone use, tyre-related penalty points are “barely in the hundreds.”
Mr. Dennigan collaborates closely with road safety organizations to reduce incidents caused by poor tyre conditions. He believes that dangerous tyres contribute significantly to accidents and calls for stricter enforcement of the penaltypoint system to improve road safety. He questions, “Has any motorist in Ireland ever seen a roadside garda checkpoint assessing the state of tyres on vehicles?” He asserts that penalty-point offences for dangerous or defective tyres are not being enforced.
When contacted, the Garda Press Office declined to comment on the
matter. Statistics for fixed-charge penalty notices for tyre-related offences show 1,967 issued in 2022, 1,839 in 2023, and 1,029 so far this year.
Surveys indicate that many motorists neglect their tyres, with some studies finding that one-ineight drivers never check their tyres.
Despite efforts over the past decade to improve tyre care and safety, including the introduction of tyre-related penalty points in 2016 and a “dangerous fault” classification in the National Car Test (NCT), negligence remains high.
Mr. Dennigan points to surveys at
roads and motorways, I have no doubt that damaged or dangerously
AI speed cameras which can ‘spy inside’ cars are set to be rolled out nationwide in the UK
AI speed cameras capable of monitoring drivers inside their vehicles will soon be implemented across the UK to catch motorists using mobile phones or failing to wear seatbelts. The new technology enables police to address both distracted driving and speeding. Research from the Department for Transport indicates that up to 400,000 British drivers still use handheld devices illegally while driving. Despite the safety benefits, privacy campaigners have criticized the technology as “intrusive and creepy,” arguing that it treats everyone as a suspect.
The high-tech cameras capture two images of drivers: one at a shallow angle to check for phones at their ear and another at a steep angle to detect devices on their lap. AI software analyzes the images to identify violations, and if a driver is caught using a mobile phone or not wearing a seatbelt, the information is sent to the police for potential prosecution.
The trial, conducted with National Highways, involves police forces from Durham, Greater Manchester,
Thames Valley, Sussex, and Warwickshire. To address privacy concerns, authorities claim the images are anonymized to remove identifying features such as the number plate, passengers, or vehicle make. Identifying details are only
retrieved if prosecution occurs. However, privacy groups remain dissatisfied. Jake Hurfurt of Big Brother Watch told the Daily Telegraph: “Unproven AI-powered video analytics should not be used to monitor and potentially
criminalize drivers. This kind of intrusive surveillance, which treats every passer-by as a potential suspect, is excessive and poses a threat to everyone’s privacy.” 4o
tyre depots where up to 50% of customers had dangerously worn tyres. “Seeing with my own eyes the state of tyres on cars that were just on
worn tyres are a key factor in many road traffic collisions in Ireland,” he says. He urges motorists to proactively maintain their tyres to ensure safety.
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